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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,801 --> 00:00:06,282 -♪ WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I SANG OUT OF TUNE? ♪ 2 00:00:06,306 --> 00:00:11,521 ♪ WOULD YOU STAND UP AND WALK OUT ON ME? ♪ 3 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:17,460 ♪ LEND ME YOUR EARS, AND I'LL SING YOU A SONG ♪ 4 00:00:17,484 --> 00:00:21,164 ♪ I WILL TRY NOT TO SING OUT OF KEY, YEAH ♪ 5 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:25,368 ♪ OH, BABY, I GET BY ♪ - ♪ BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 6 00:00:25,392 --> 00:00:26,836 -♪ ALL I NEED IS MY BUDDIES ♪ 7 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,906 -♪ HIGH WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 8 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:35,378 -♪ I'M SAYIN' I'M GONNA GET HIGHER ♪ - ♪ TRY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 9 00:00:35,402 --> 00:00:40,806 - ♪ WHOA-OA-OA-OA, YEAH ♪ - ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪ 10 00:00:51,184 --> 00:00:52,562 -WHEN YOU'RE A LITTLE KID, 11 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:54,564 YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING... 12 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:57,266 ARTIST, SCIENTIST, 13 00:00:57,290 --> 00:00:59,603 ATHLETE, SCHOLAR. 14 00:00:59,627 --> 00:01:02,505 SOMETIMES IT SEEMS LIKE GROWING UP 15 00:01:02,529 --> 00:01:05,341 IS THE PROCESS OF GIVING THOSE THINGS UP ONE BY ONE. 16 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:13,383 I GUESS WE ALL HAVE ONE THING WE REGRET GIVING UP, 17 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:15,285 ONE THING WE REALLY MISS, 18 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:19,289 THAT WE GAVE UP BECAUSE WE WERE TOO LAZY 19 00:01:19,313 --> 00:01:22,092 OR WE COULDN'T STICK IT OUT... 20 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:25,262 OR BECAUSE WE WERE AFRAID. 21 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:26,996 -HE'S GONNA GO LONG! 22 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:28,965 WHAT A PASS! 23 00:01:28,989 --> 00:01:31,901 NICE SPIRAL, JOE! 24 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,537 -ALL RIGHT, COME IN. HUDDLE UP. 25 00:01:33,561 --> 00:01:35,739 -THE '68 JETS. WE HAD ALL THE MOVES. 26 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:38,542 AND THERE WASN'T AN IMAGINARY TEAM IN THE LEAGUE 27 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:39,743 THAT COULD BEAT US. 28 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:42,312 -OKAY. IT'S LATE IN THE FOURTH, 29 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:44,280 THE BALL'S ON THE 6, AND OAKLAND'S UP BY 3. 30 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:46,249 DON? - THAT WOULD BE DON MAYNARD... 31 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:47,651 IN PAUL'S CASE, 32 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:49,385 THE ONLY WIDE RECEIVER IN PRO FOOTBALL 33 00:01:49,409 --> 00:01:51,354 WHO WAS ALLERGIC TO GRASS. 34 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:54,023 -I WANT YOU TO SLANT LEFT, BUTTON HOOK, 35 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:55,258 AND CUT THE POST. 36 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:56,359 OKAY? 37 00:01:56,383 --> 00:01:57,661 -WHO AM I? 38 00:01:57,685 --> 00:01:58,695 -YOU'RE EMERSON BOOZER. 39 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:00,163 YOU PROVIDE VITAL PASS PROTECTION. 40 00:02:00,187 --> 00:02:01,565 -BLOCKING? AGAIN? 41 00:02:01,589 --> 00:02:04,834 WELL, WELL, WHY DO I ALWAYS GOTTA BLOCK? 42 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:06,102 -'CAUSE YOU'RE GOOD AT IT. 43 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,070 READY... BREAK! 44 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,734 -AND THE CROWD'S GOIN' WILD. 45 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:20,917 -OKAY. 46 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:22,185 89! 47 00:02:22,209 --> 00:02:23,586 235! 48 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:25,822 HUT, HUT, HUT! HUT! 49 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:26,989 JOE WILLIE NAMATH... 50 00:02:27,013 --> 00:02:28,591 FADES BACK TO PASS... 51 00:02:28,615 --> 00:02:30,327 HE'S LOOKING FOR A RECEIVER... 52 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:32,295 -AND MAYNARD BREAKS FREE IN THE END ZONE! 53 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:33,963 -WHAT A BLOCK BY BOOZER! 54 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,265 -HE'S ALL ALONE! 55 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:37,133 -SCRAMBLING... SCRAMBLING... 56 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,723 -HE'S WIDE OPEN! 57 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,639 TOUCHDOWN! 58 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:46,376 AND THE JETS WIN IT 26-23! 59 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,311 KEVIN! IT'S 4:30! 60 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:51,903 BETTER GET A MOVE ON. 61 00:02:55,475 --> 00:02:58,788 -AND SO THE AFL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME 62 00:02:58,812 --> 00:03:01,757 OF 1968 CAME TO A GRINDING HALT. 63 00:03:01,781 --> 00:03:04,560 IN FRONT OF 60,000 SCREAMING FANS, 64 00:03:04,584 --> 00:03:06,863 THE LEAGUE'S LEADING PASSER 65 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:09,498 HAD TO GO TO HIS WEEKLY PIANO LESSON. 66 00:03:13,127 --> 00:03:15,371 RONALD HERSHMULLER. 67 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:18,008 HE WAS PRACTICALLY A LEGEND IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD. 68 00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:21,644 HE ALWAYS PRACTICED 4,700 HOURS A WEEK. 69 00:03:21,668 --> 00:03:23,846 HE ALWAYS PLAYED EVERYTHING PERFECTLY. 70 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:26,082 HIS MOTHER ALWAYS BRAGGED ABOUT HIM 71 00:03:26,106 --> 00:03:27,684 TO EVERYBODY ELSE'S MOTHER. 72 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,919 I HATED RONALD HERSHMULLER. 73 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:31,955 THERE. FINISHED. HOW WAS THAT? 74 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:34,958 -NOBODY PLAYS SCALES LIKE YOU, RONALD. 75 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:36,726 DO YOU WANT ME TO PLAY THEM AGAIN? 76 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,528 DO YOU WANT ME TO PLAY THEM FASTER? 77 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:39,696 I CAN PLAY THEM FASTER. 78 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,532 - GO HOME, RONALD. - OKAY. 79 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:46,102 WELL, I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, OF COURSE. - UH-HUH. 80 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:48,486 - GOOD AFTERNOON, MRS. CARPLES. - GOOD AFTERNOON, RONALD. 81 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:53,643 -OH, AND GOOD AFTERNOON TO YOU, ALSO, KEVIN. 82 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:55,311 -SEE YA, RON. 83 00:03:55,335 --> 00:03:57,913 -RONALD. 84 00:03:57,937 --> 00:04:00,049 OH, YEAH. I KEEP FORGETTING. 85 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:02,819 -MRS. CARPLES. 86 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:04,688 SHE WASN'T EXACTLY A POSTER CHILD 87 00:04:04,712 --> 00:04:06,856 FOR THE AMERICAN LUNG ASSOCIATION. 88 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,392 BUT YOU COULD SAY WHAT YOU THOUGHT TO HER, 89 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:10,927 WHICH WAS KIND OF NEAT. 90 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:13,496 -SO, HOW YOU BEEN THIS WEEK? 91 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,731 -EH. YOU? 92 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:18,835 -WE HAD THE SAME WEEK. 93 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:20,536 OKAY, LET'S GET YOU WARMED UP, HUH? 94 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:21,838 -UGH! 95 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:23,940 IF THERE WAS ONE THING I HATED 96 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:25,741 AS MUCH AS I HATED RONALD HERSHMULLER, 97 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:27,643 IT WAS SCALES. 98 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:34,339 WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF? 99 00:04:52,559 --> 00:04:55,205 KEEP GOING. 100 00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:08,006 MM... 101 00:05:10,677 --> 00:05:12,488 WELL... 102 00:05:12,512 --> 00:05:14,824 YOUR PLAYING SOUNDED PRETTY GOOD TO ME. 103 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:17,027 I'D GUESS YOU MUST HAVE PRACTICED... 104 00:05:17,051 --> 00:05:19,095 -THIS WAS IT. MAYBE SHE'D OVERSHOOT. 105 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:21,097 - ABOUT 42 MINUTES THIS WEEK. 106 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:22,565 -WHAT?! 107 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:24,533 NO. 108 00:05:24,557 --> 00:05:26,702 COME ON. IT WAS LONGER THAN THAT. I SWEAR! 109 00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:29,239 -I ROUND OFF TO THE NEAREST MINUTE. 110 00:05:29,263 --> 00:05:31,374 -OH. 111 00:05:31,398 --> 00:05:33,476 BUT YOU SAID IT SOUNDED PRETTY GOOD. 112 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,611 -"PRETTY GOOD"... THAT'S NOT THE SAME AS "GOOD." 113 00:05:35,635 --> 00:05:38,414 YOU KNOW, KEVIN... 114 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:40,716 I'M GONNA START TO FEEL GUILTY FOR TAKING YOUR PARENTS' MONEY 115 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:42,619 IF YOU DON'T PUT A LITTLE MORE EFFORT INTO THIS. 116 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:44,553 HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO PLAY 117 00:05:44,577 --> 00:05:46,322 FOR THE RECITAL THIS YEAR? 118 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:49,492 -THE RECITAL? IT'S TIME FOR THE RECITAL AGAIN? 119 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:50,994 ALREADY? 120 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,628 -UH-HUH. 121 00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:54,263 -I THINK I'M BUSY THAT NIGHT. 122 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:56,799 -I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU WHAT NIGHT YET. 123 00:05:56,823 --> 00:05:58,368 -I MEAN, UM... 124 00:05:58,392 --> 00:06:00,302 I'M PROBABLY GONNA BE BUSY THAT NIGHT. 125 00:06:00,326 --> 00:06:01,738 SEE, I'M IN JUNIOR HIGH NOW, 126 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:04,274 AND THERE'S A LOT OF DEMANDS FOR MY TIME. 127 00:06:04,298 --> 00:06:05,475 -LAST YEAR'S EXCUSE WAS MUCH BETTER. 128 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:08,110 DID YOUR UNCLE EVER PULL THROUGH? 129 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:10,112 -NO, REALLY. 130 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:13,115 I'VE GOT A LOT TO DO BESIDES PIANO, THAT'S ALL. 131 00:06:13,139 --> 00:06:17,020 YOU KNOW, I'M NOT LIKE RONALD HERSHMULLER. 132 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:19,155 -MM-HMM. 133 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:22,058 WELL, IT'S UP TO YOU. 134 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:24,927 -SO, KEVIN, HOW WAS YOUR LESSON? 135 00:06:24,951 --> 00:06:26,696 -OKAY. 136 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,364 -YOU KNOW, I BUMPED INTO MRS. HERSHMULLER 137 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,466 IN THE SUPERMARKET TODAY. 138 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:31,033 AND SHE TOLD ME HOW EXCITED RONALD WAS 139 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:32,969 ABOUT PLAYING IN THE RECITAL THIS YEAR. 140 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:35,238 I DIDN'T KNOW THIS YEAR'S RECITAL WAS COMING UP. 141 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:37,473 DID YOU KNOW THIS YEAR'S RECITAL WAS COMING UP? 142 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:39,375 -WELL... 143 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:40,710 YEAH. 144 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,078 -ARE YOU GONNA BE PLAYING IN IT? 145 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:43,345 -WELL... 146 00:06:43,369 --> 00:06:45,247 -MOM. RECITALS ARE FOR WUSSES. 147 00:06:45,271 --> 00:06:46,782 OF COURSE HE'S GONNA PLAY. 148 00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:48,785 -WAYNE, THERE IS NOTHING FEMININE 149 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:50,219 ABOUT PLAYING THE PIANO. 150 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,988 AND EVEN IF THERE WAS, 151 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:54,012 I THINK IT'S GOOD THAT KEVIN IS IN TOUCH WITH THAT. 152 00:06:55,482 --> 00:06:58,228 -LOOK, I'M NOT GONNA BE PLAYING IN THE RECITAL, ANYWAY. 153 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:00,096 I ALREADY TOLD MRS. CARPLES THAT. 154 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,431 -WHY NOT? 155 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:04,601 -I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE IT. 156 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:07,470 LOOK, I'M NOT LIKE RONALD HERSHMULLER. 157 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:08,671 -WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD, 158 00:07:08,695 --> 00:07:10,640 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I BUMPED INTO MRS. CARPLES 159 00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:12,074 AT THE SUPERMARKET TODAY, TOO. 160 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:14,243 -GEEZ, MOM. DID YOU BUMP INTO ANY FOOD? 161 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,646 -AND SHE SAID THAT YOU HAVE REAL TALENT. 162 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:17,981 -WHAT? 163 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:19,849 -SHE SAID YOU DIDN'T PRACTICE ENOUGH, 164 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:21,851 BUT THAT YOU HAVE REAL TALENT. 165 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:23,319 -REAL TALENT? 166 00:07:23,343 --> 00:07:24,921 OKAY. HOLD IT, HOLD IT. 167 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:28,024 ACT CASUAL. GET SOME MORE INFORMATION... 168 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:29,659 CASUALLY. 169 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:33,296 -UH... WHEN DID SHE SAY THAT? 170 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:35,164 -WELL, WE WERE IN THE PRODUCE SECTION. 171 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:37,766 I WAS PICKING OUT SOME TOMATOES FOR THE SPAGHETTI SAUCE. 172 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:39,302 -MOM. 173 00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:40,870 -WELL, THAT'S WHEN SHE SAID IT. 174 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:42,638 THAT YOU HAD REAL TALENT. 175 00:07:42,662 --> 00:07:44,340 -GEEZ. REAL TALENT. 176 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:47,476 -AND SHE SAID IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF MRS. HERSHMULLER, TOO. 177 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:48,944 -A KEY BIT OF INFORMATION, 178 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:51,681 BUT THERE WAS STILL ONE THING I WANTED TO KNOW. 179 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:55,907 -WELL, DID SHE SAY I'M AS GOOD AS RONALD HERSHMULLER? 180 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,956 -WELL, NO. I-I DON'T THINK SHE SAID THAT. 181 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,425 -ISN'T RONALD HERSHMULLER LIKE REALLY, REALLY GOOD? 182 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,628 YOU AS GOOD AS RONALD HERSHMULLER? 183 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:07,296 FAT CHANCE! - WAYNE! 184 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,065 NOW, NO ONE EXPECTS YOU TO BE AS GOOD 185 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:10,566 AS RONALD HERSHMULLER, HONEY. 186 00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:12,468 -LOOK, THE ONLY REASON HE'S SO GOOD 187 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,504 IS BECAUSE HE PRACTICES ALL THE TIME. 188 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:16,872 I NEVER PRACTICE, OR I'D BE BETTER THAN HIM. 189 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:19,675 -WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 190 00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:21,577 -UH, DID I JUST SAY THAT? 191 00:08:21,601 --> 00:08:23,112 -WHAT DO THESE LESSONS COST ME? 192 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:25,948 $10, I THINK. 193 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:27,082 -$10? 194 00:08:27,106 --> 00:08:29,552 IS THAT $10 A YEAR OR $10 A WEEK? 195 00:08:29,576 --> 00:08:32,088 - A WEEK. - I SEE. 196 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:35,658 AND YOUR TEACHER SAYS YOU NEVER PRACTICE? 197 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:36,893 -YEAH. 198 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:38,694 -AND YOU SAY YOU NEVER PRACTICE. 199 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:40,028 WELL 200 00:08:40,052 --> 00:08:42,865 I MEAN, I DON'T REALLY MEAN... 201 00:08:42,889 --> 00:08:44,901 NEVER PRACTICE. 202 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:46,469 -AND YOUR TEACHER SAYS YOU HAVE TALENT, 203 00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:48,737 BUT THE REASON YOU'RE NO GOOD IS BECAUSE YOU DON'T PRACTICE. 204 00:08:48,761 --> 00:08:50,906 AM I GETTING THAT RIGHT? IS THAT WHAT WE'RE SAYING HERE? 205 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:52,675 -I GUESS. 206 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:54,276 WELL, THEN 207 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:56,412 I'D SAY ONE OF TWO THINGS IS POSSIBLE. 208 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:58,081 EITHER YOU START TO PRACTICE 209 00:08:58,105 --> 00:08:59,515 LIKE THIS RONALD, UH, HERSHMULLER 210 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,350 I HEAR SO MUCH ABOUT, 211 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:05,521 OR YOU'RE JUST GONNA QUIT THE DAMN PIANO! 212 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,591 IT'S YOUR CHOICE. 213 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:14,964 -FUNNY THING WAS, I DIDN'T WANT TO QUIT THE PIANO. 214 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:18,367 MRS. CARPLES THOUGHT I HAD TALENT. 215 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,435 BUT WHAT IF I DIDN'T? 216 00:09:20,459 --> 00:09:24,674 WHAT IF SOMEBODY ELSE, LIKE SAY, RONALD HERSHMULLER, 217 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:26,497 WAS JUST ALWAYS BETTER? 218 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:49,899 VERY NICE, RONALD. 219 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,634 I'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK. 220 00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:53,302 -ADIEU, MRS. CARPLES. 221 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,204 THAT'S "FAREWELL" IN FRENCH. 222 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:57,706 -GOODBYE, RONALD. 223 00:09:57,730 --> 00:09:59,341 -KEVIN. 224 00:09:59,365 --> 00:10:00,743 -FRèRE JACQUES. 225 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,979 OKAY, JACQUES, HIT THE BENCH. 226 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:04,947 WE GOT LOTS OF WORK TO DO HERE. 227 00:10:04,971 --> 00:10:07,116 AND IF YOU TRY TO SPEAK FRENCH TO ME, 228 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:10,085 I SWEAR I'LL BREAK ALL YOUR FINGERS. 229 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:11,909 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 230 00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:14,924 - MISS CARPLES... - WHAT? 231 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:20,529 I KNOW THIS LESSON'S ALREADY PAID FOR AND ALL, 232 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:24,154 BUT, UM, IT REALLY DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO DO IT. 233 00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:27,191 BECAUSE, UM... 234 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:32,408 WELL... I'M QUITTING PIANO. 235 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,911 -YOU'RE QUITTING PIANO? 236 00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:36,412 -YEAH. 237 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:39,115 -WELL, WOULD YOU MIND TELLING ME WHY? 238 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,317 -I DON'T KNOW. 239 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:43,519 I DON'T PRACTICE ENOUGH. 240 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:45,087 IT'S A WASTE OF MONEY. 241 00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:46,822 WELL, WHO'S FAULT IS THAT? 242 00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:50,192 -I DON'T KNOW. 243 00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:53,195 LOOK. I'M NOT GONNA BE LIKE RONALD HERSHMULLER! 244 00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:54,964 -OKAY. 245 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,098 -JUST... 246 00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:58,600 I'M NEVER GONNA BE THAT GOOD, 247 00:10:58,624 --> 00:11:01,370 EVEN IF I PRACTICED ALL THE TIME. 248 00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:06,109 HE'S JUST MORE TALENTED THAN ME. 249 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:07,710 -OH, DON'T GIVE ME THAT. 250 00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:10,612 YOU HAVE MORE TALENT IN YOUR LITTLE PINKIE 251 00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:12,381 THAN RONALD HERSHMULLER HAS IN HIS WHOLE BODY! 252 00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:14,116 WHY, THAT KID'S A MACHINE! 253 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:17,553 YOU HAVE A FEEL FOR MUSIC, AND YOU KNOW IT! 254 00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:20,490 BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT... WHO'S BETTER, WHO'S WORSE? 255 00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:22,625 I MEAN, THAT'S NOT MUSIC. 256 00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:24,594 THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'S ABOUT. 257 00:11:24,618 --> 00:11:26,029 SIT DOWN. 258 00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:27,396 -HUH? 259 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,865 -SIT DOWN. 260 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:32,969 I WANT YOU TO PLAY SOMETHING FOR ME... 261 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:36,372 PACHELBEL, "CANON IN D MAJOR." 262 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:38,195 IT'S MY FINAL REQUEST. 263 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,393 KEEP GOING. 264 00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:09,505 -ALL OF A SUDDEN, AS I STARTED TO PLAY, 265 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:12,040 IT WAS LIKE THERE WAS ELECTRICITY 266 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:14,376 FLOWING THROUGH MY VEINS. 267 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,546 SUDDENLY, I COULD DO NO WRONG. 268 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,360 -THERE. 269 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,918 THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT. 270 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:38,367 -AND SO I MADE MY DECISION. 271 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,692 I WOULD SACRIFICE... 272 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,966 ENDURE HUMILIATION... 273 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:54,305 DEPRIVATION... 274 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:59,844 GRAVE PHYSICAL DANGER. 275 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:04,026 BUT I WOULD PLAY "CANON IN D MAJOR" 276 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:07,129 LIKE MRS. CARPLES HAD NEVER HEARD IT BEFORE, 277 00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:10,800 LIKE THE WORLD HAD NEVER HEARD IT BEFORE, 278 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:15,226 LIKE RONALD HERSHMULLER HAD NEVER HEARD IT BEFORE. 279 00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:20,742 -HMM! 280 00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:22,944 -ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD... TAKE A GUESS. 281 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,881 -YOU MUST HAVE PRACTICED A GOOD SEVEN HOURS. 282 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:28,250 -HAH! A MERE 6 1/2. 283 00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:30,686 -I DON'T KNOW. I DIDN'T REALLY KEEP TRACK. 284 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:33,055 -WELL, IT WAS QUITE A DIFFERENCE. 285 00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:35,123 - YEAH? - YEAH! 286 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:38,460 -OKAY... THE FISH ARE JUMPIN'. CAST OUT YOUR LINE. 287 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,062 -SO... 288 00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:42,130 IT SOUNDED PRETTY GOOD, HUH? 289 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:44,600 NO. 290 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:47,402 IT SOUNDED GOOD. 291 00:13:47,426 --> 00:13:49,805 IT'S JUST A SHAME YOUR PARENTS CAN'T HEAR YOU PLAY IT 292 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,006 AT THE RECITAL. 293 00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:52,174 -YOU GOT A BITE. 294 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:53,875 NOW PLAY OUT A LITTLE MORE LINE. 295 00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:57,246 -WELL, I DON'T THINK IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE RECITAL. 296 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,981 -KEVIN... 297 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,282 YOU'RE PLAYING THIS PIECE WELL ENOUGH RIGHT NOW 298 00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:01,684 FOR THE RECITAL, 299 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:04,086 AND YOU STILL HAVE A WHOLE WEEK TO PRACTICE. 300 00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:06,956 -WELL... I DON'T KNOW. 301 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:10,626 -IT'S UP TO YOU. I CAN'T FORCE YOU TO DO IT. 302 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,060 OKAY... 303 00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:14,730 -TOO MUCH, TOO MUCH! START REELING IN. 304 00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:16,921 -UH, WELL, IF YOU THINK I'M READY... 305 00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:21,169 -I DO. 306 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,338 YOU'RE READY! 307 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,808 PLAY IN THE RECITAL. 308 00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:29,077 PRETTY PLEASE, WITH SUGAR ON TOP. 309 00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:30,479 -SMART FISH. 310 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,280 -WELL... 311 00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:33,983 OKAY. 312 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,885 - OH, GOOD. ALL RIGHT, NOW. 313 00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:40,389 LET'S SEE IF WE CAN POLISH THIS UP A LITTLE. 314 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:44,282 KEVIN, I'M GLAD YOU DECIDED TO STICK WITH IT. 315 00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:33,742 -SO, THIS WAS IT. THE DRESS REHEARSAL. 316 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,512 AND I WAS READY. 317 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,780 LEAVE IT TO RONALD HERSHMULLER 318 00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:42,551 TO ACTUALLY GET DRESSED UP FOR A DRESS REHEARSAL. 319 00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,553 -GOOD AFTERNOON, RONALD. 320 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:45,687 -HELLO, KEVIN. 321 00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:48,157 - NICE SUIT. - THANK YOU. 322 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,424 -DID YOU PRACTICE THIS WEEK? 323 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:50,960 -MORE THAN YOU, I'M SURE. 324 00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:53,229 -OH, I'M SURE. I'M SURE. 325 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:54,730 SO WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING? 326 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,799 -UH, "CANON IN D MAJOR." 327 00:15:56,823 --> 00:16:00,169 -NOW, I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN HIT BY A TON OF BRICKS, 328 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,403 BUT... 329 00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:02,538 -WHAT?! 330 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,073 - "CANON IN D MAJOR." 331 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:07,443 -BUT YOU CAN'T PLAY THAT. SEE, I'M PLAYING THAT. 332 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,443 -SO? 333 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:11,213 -SO... DON'T YOU KNOW ANY OTHER SONGS? 334 00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:12,982 -I KNOW LOTS OF OTHER SONGS. 335 00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:16,551 BUT NOT AS WELL AS I KNOW "CANON IN D MAJOR." 336 00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:19,622 -ALL RIGHT. LET'S EVERYBODY TAKE YOUR SEATS. 337 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,824 -HOW COULD SHE DO THIS TO ME? SHE MUST HAVE KNOWN. 338 00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:24,159 -WHAT I'LL DO FIRST 339 00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:26,228 IS WELCOME ALL YOUR PARENTS TO THIS YEAR'S RECITAL. 340 00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:28,731 SO, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... WELCOME. 341 00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:32,134 NOW I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE OUR FIRST STUDENT, 342 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,502 MR. RONALD HERSHMULLER, 343 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:36,071 WHO WILL BE PLAYING THE PACHELBEL "CANON IN D MAJOR." 344 00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:37,205 RONALD. 345 00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:38,607 -BUT WAIT A MINUTE. 346 00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:40,609 WHAT WAS IT MRS. CARPLES HAD SAID? 347 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,177 THIS WASN'T ABOUT COMPETITION. 348 00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:44,713 IT WASN'T ABOUT WHO'S BETTER OR WHO'S WORSE... 349 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:47,082 -RONALD? PLAY NOW... 350 00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:49,051 BOW LATER. 351 00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:51,520 IT WAS ABOUT MUSIC. 352 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:55,390 AND ANYWAY, MAYBE RONALD WOULD SCREW UP. 353 00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:57,960 MAYBE HE'D SCREW UP ROYALLY. 354 00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:02,564 MAYBE THE PHONE WOULD RING. 355 00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:05,167 MAYBE A FIRE ALARM WOULD GO OFF SOMEWHERE. 356 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:08,437 MAYBE SOMEONE WOULD DROP A 10-MEGATON BOMB ON THE ROOF. 357 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,873 CHINA HAD 'EM NOW, DIDN'T THEY? 358 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:13,342 OKAY. SURE, IT SOUNDS PERFECT NOW, 359 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,933 BUT HOW LONG CAN HE KEEP THIS UP? 360 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:21,417 GOD, YOU KNOW I DON'T ASK FOR MUCH. 361 00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:28,657 OKAY, GOD, OKAY. 362 00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:29,858 I'LL NEVER SWEAR, 363 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,260 I'LL GIVE MY ALLOWANCE TO THE NEEDY, 364 00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:34,429 AND I WON'T USE THAT SNOTTY TONE OF VOICE 365 00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:36,331 WITH MY MOTHER, OKAY? 366 00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:37,866 OKAY? 367 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,425 JUST ONE LOUSY MISTAKE. 368 00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:43,806 AAH! 369 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:46,742 -ALL RIGHT. NOW TAKE A LITTLE BOW, RONALD. 370 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,480 RONALD, SIT DOWN. 371 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,082 -THIS WAS A DISASTER. 372 00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:56,118 RONALD HAD PLAYED HIS PIECE, MY PIECE... 373 00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:57,452 PERFECTLY. 374 00:17:57,476 --> 00:18:00,555 -NOW I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE OUR SECOND STUDENT... 375 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,591 -GOOD. I NEEDED TIME TO THINK. 376 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,126 - KEVIN ARNOLD. 377 00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:05,594 -NOW?! BACK-TO-BACK?! 378 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:08,029 WHAT WAS SHE TRYIN' TO DO TO ME? 379 00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:10,199 -KEVIN WILL ALSO BE PLAYING 380 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:11,366 THE "CANON IN D MAJOR," 381 00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:13,068 BUT I THINK YOU'LL FIND IT INTERESTING 382 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,636 TO HEAR HOW TWO DIFFERENT STUDENTS 383 00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:16,205 INTERPRET THE SAME PIECE OF MUSIC. 384 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:19,174 KEVIN? 385 00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:30,752 -REMEMBER, JUST KEEP GOING. 386 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:39,261 -SUDDENLY, AS I STARTED TO PLAY, 387 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:42,531 I THOUGHT... MAYBE I COULD DO IT. 388 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:45,868 MAYBE I COULD STILL PLAY IT, BETTER THAN RONALD. 389 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:48,537 AFTER ALL, I HAD A FEEL FOR MUSIC, RIGHT? 390 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,672 IF I COULD JUST GET THROUGH IT, 391 00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:52,274 WITHOUT MAKING A MISTAKE... 392 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:59,781 OR, EVEN SAY, IF I MADE ONE LITTLE MISTAKE. 393 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,555 BUT THEN IT HAPPENED. 394 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:11,293 I STARTED TO FEEL THEIR EYES... 395 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,628 BORING INTO ME. 396 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,197 IT WAS LIKE A CHAIN REACTION. 397 00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:16,754 I COULDN'T STOP IT. 398 00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:20,902 IT JUST GOT WORSE... 399 00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:22,326 AND WORSE! 400 00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:27,175 IT WAS THE PIANO RECITAL FROM HELL! 401 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,883 AND THEN IT WAS OVER. 402 00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:51,333 -HEY. 403 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:54,669 YOU HAD A LITTLE TROUBLE. 404 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,038 OKAY, SO YOU CHOKED. 405 00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:59,563 BUT IT'S NO BIG DEAL. YOU'LL DO BETTER TOMORROW NIGHT. 406 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:03,000 -YEAH. 407 00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:09,985 -YOU KNOW, IT'S STILL NOT TOO LATE TO CHANGE YOUR MIND. 408 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:12,621 MOM, I TOLD YOU YESTERDAY, 409 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:15,790 I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE PLAYING IN THE RECITAL. 410 00:20:15,814 --> 00:20:19,060 I JUST DON'T... WANT TO TAKE THE LESSONS ANYMORE. 411 00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:21,363 -BUT YOU PRACTICED SO HARD! 412 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,632 -IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 413 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,901 -I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY... 414 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,202 -MOM! 415 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,637 I'M JUST SICK OF PIANO, OKAY? 416 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,739 DAD SAID I DIDN'T HAVE TO TAKE LESSONS ANYMORE 417 00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,541 IF I DIDN'T WANT TO. 418 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,910 CAN I GO OUT FOR A WHILE? 419 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:37,546 PAUL AND DOUG ARE WAITING FOR ME. 420 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,748 - WELL... - THANKS. 421 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,137 -KEVIN! 422 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:49,357 DON'T STAY OUT TOO LATE. 423 00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:51,382 -OKAY. 424 00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:58,566 -SO, JOE... 425 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,936 YOU PREDICTED THE JETS WOULD BEAT THE MIGHTY COLTS. 426 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,404 AND HERE YOU ARE, THE GAME'S MVP. 427 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:03,705 WELL, HOW DOES IT FEEL? 428 00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:06,508 -OH, IT FEELS GREAT, JIM! I MEAN, I CAN'T DESCRIBE IT! 429 00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:08,544 IT'S LIKE BEING ON TOP OF THE WORLD! 430 00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:10,078 HI, MOM! 431 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,747 -WELL, LOOKS LIKE IT'S GETTING A LITTLE DARK 432 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:12,915 IN HERE IN THE LOCKER ROOM, 433 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,249 SO I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO WRAP UP. 434 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,117 -YEAH, IT IS GETTING KIND OF LATE. 435 00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:17,619 I BETTER START HEADING BACK. 436 00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:18,754 YOU COMING, PAUL? 437 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:19,888 -OH, NO, NOT YET. 438 00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:21,523 EMERSON WANTS TO BE INTERVIEWED. 439 00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:23,392 -OKAY. SEE YOU GUYS LATER! 440 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:24,826 -OH, HEY, JOE! 441 00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:26,962 ANY LAST THOUGHTS FOR OUR TV AUDIENCE? 442 00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:30,721 -YEAH. TELL 'EM IT'S A NIGHT I'LL NEVER FORGET. 443 00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:51,019 -I NEVER DID FORGET THAT NIGHT. 444 00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:55,090 I REMEMBER THE LIGHT GLOWING FROM MRS. CARPLES' WINDOW. 445 00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:57,859 AND I REMEMBER THE DARKNESS FALLING 446 00:21:57,883 --> 00:22:02,298 AS I SAT OUT THERE ON THE STREET LOOKING IN. 447 00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:07,269 AND NOW, MORE THAN 20 YEARS LATER, 448 00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:10,071 I STILL REMEMBER EVERY NOTE OF THE MUSIC 449 00:22:10,095 --> 00:22:13,075 THAT WANDERED OUT INTO THE STILL NIGHT AIR. 450 00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:19,848 THE ONLY THING IS... 451 00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:22,818 I CAN'T REMEMBER HOW TO PLAY IT ANYMORE. 32194

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