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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,801 --> 00:00:06,283 -♪ WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I SANG OUT OF TUNE? ♪ 2 00:00:06,307 --> 00:00:11,521 ♪ WOULD YOU STAND UP AND WALK OUT ON ME? ♪ 3 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:17,460 ♪ LEND ME YOUR EARS, AND I'LL SING YOU A SONG ♪ 4 00:00:17,484 --> 00:00:21,163 ♪ I WILL TRY NOT TO SING OUT OF KEY, YEAH ♪ 5 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:25,368 ♪ OH, BABY, I GET BY ♪ - ♪ BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 6 00:00:25,392 --> 00:00:26,836 -♪ ALL I NEED IS MY BUDDIES ♪ 7 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,906 -♪ HIGH WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 8 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:35,378 -♪ I'M SAYIN' I'M GONNA GET HIGHER ♪ - ♪ TRY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 9 00:00:35,402 --> 00:00:40,806 - ♪ WHOA-OA-OA-OA, YEAH ♪ - ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪ 10 00:00:51,818 --> 00:00:54,720 -AS SEVENTH GRADE WORE ON, I BEGAN TO HAVE NIGHTMARES. 11 00:00:55,956 --> 00:00:58,234 I'M WALKING INTO SORT OF A... A CAVE. 12 00:00:58,258 --> 00:00:59,958 A LONG, DARK TUNNEL. 13 00:01:01,328 --> 00:01:03,206 I THINK PAUL AND WINNIE ARE WITH ME. 14 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:06,176 BUT... BUT THEN THEY'RE NOT. I'M ALL ALONE. 15 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,178 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M GOING INTO THE CAVE. 16 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:10,346 I-I-I'M TERRIFIED. 17 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:14,885 BUT I JUST KNOW THAT I HAVE TO KEEP GOING, DEEPER AND DEEPER, 18 00:01:14,909 --> 00:01:16,986 SO DEEP THAT IT'S LIKE I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER 19 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:19,356 WHAT THE DAYLIGHT IS LIKE ANYMORE. 20 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:21,424 AND SUDDENLY... 21 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:23,826 I'M IN SECOND-PERIOD MATH CLASS. 22 00:01:25,653 --> 00:01:26,985 IN PAJAMAS. 23 00:01:28,355 --> 00:01:30,000 WITH FEET. 24 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:35,438 -I GUESS I WAS UNDER A LOT OF STRESS. 25 00:01:35,462 --> 00:01:39,176 THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS ABOUT JUNIOR-HIGH LIFE 26 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,179 THAT MIGHT SEEM SIMPLE TO AN OUTSIDER, BUT THEY'RE NOT. 27 00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:44,915 TAKE THE 15 MINUTES BEFORE HOMEROOM EVERY MORNING. 28 00:01:44,939 --> 00:01:47,083 WHAT YOU DO WITH THOSE 15 MINUTES 29 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,352 SAYS PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING THERE IS TO SAY 30 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:51,354 ABOUT YOU AS A HUMAN BEING. 31 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:55,926 IF YOU WERE COOL, YOU HAD PLACES TO GO, PEOPLE TO SEE. 32 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:57,815 AND IF YOU WEREN'T... 33 00:01:59,486 --> 00:02:02,432 -DO YOU WANT TO STAND, OR DO YOU WANT TO WALK AROUND? 34 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,400 -WELL, WHAT DID WE DO YESTERDAY? 35 00:02:04,424 --> 00:02:08,171 -WE WALKED AROUND FOR A WHILE, AND THEN WE STOOD. 36 00:02:08,195 --> 00:02:11,174 -WELL, LET'S... STAND AROUND FOR A WHILE, 37 00:02:11,198 --> 00:02:12,709 THEN WE'LL WALK. 38 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:16,746 -THE CRUCIAL THING WAS TO NEVER LET THE CONVERSATION DIE. 39 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:19,782 THEN YOU'D LOOK LIKE TWO GUYS WITH NOTHING TO DO. 40 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:27,324 -HI, YOU GUYS. 41 00:02:27,348 --> 00:02:29,358 -WINNIE! HI! 42 00:02:29,382 --> 00:02:30,993 LOOK, KEVIN! IT'S WINNIE! 43 00:02:31,017 --> 00:02:32,462 -IT WAS WINNIE, ALL RIGHT. 44 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:34,598 WINNIE, WHO HAD DUMPED ME, STOMPED ON MY HEART, 45 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:35,932 LEFT ME IN THE DUST 46 00:02:35,956 --> 00:02:38,435 FOR A LOUSY EIGHTH-GRADER NAMED KIRK McCRAY. 47 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:40,870 BUT I HAD MY DIGNITY. I WOULDN'T LET IT SHOW. 48 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:41,927 -HI. 49 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:44,362 -HI. 50 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:47,344 SO, DID YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND? 51 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:51,180 -OKAY, NOW. BE CAREFREE, YET RESTRAINED. 52 00:02:51,204 --> 00:02:55,452 ALOOF, YET AVAILABLE AT THE DROP OF A HAT. 53 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:58,054 -YEAH, SURE. IT WAS FINE. 54 00:02:58,078 --> 00:03:00,011 -GOOD. GOOD. 55 00:03:02,149 --> 00:03:04,861 -SO... DO YOU GUYS WANT TO WALK AROUND? 56 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:05,862 -OKAY. 57 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:08,531 STEADY, BOY. STEADY! 58 00:03:08,555 --> 00:03:11,434 -WHERE'S KIRK?! DON'T YOU WANT TO WALK AROUND WITH HIM?! 59 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:15,138 -OH, NICE GOIN'. VERY SMOOTH. 60 00:03:15,162 --> 00:03:18,008 -YOU GUYS ARE STILL MY FRIENDS. 61 00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:20,777 -HEY, WINNIE! HEY, WINNIE! 62 00:03:20,801 --> 00:03:23,012 HEY, WINNIE, COME OVER HERE! 63 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:26,605 I THINK KIRK WANTS TO TELL YOU SOMETHING! 64 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,887 COME ON! WINNIE, COME ON! 65 00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:33,322 -UH, I THINK YOU BETTER GO OVER THERE, 66 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:36,393 OR SHE MIGHT POP A VEIN IN HER HEAD OR SOMETHING. 67 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:38,337 WE WOULDN'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN. 68 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:41,231 -YEAH, WELL... 69 00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:43,400 I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER. 70 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:46,168 -YEAH, LATER. 71 00:03:46,192 --> 00:03:48,004 -AND THAT'S WHEN IT HIT ME. 72 00:03:48,028 --> 00:03:50,840 THIS THING WAS BIGGER THAN KIRK McCRAY. 73 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:53,108 OUR WINNIE WAS ASCENDING LIKE AN ANGEL 74 00:03:53,132 --> 00:03:55,645 INTO JUNIOR-HIGH HEAVEN. 75 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:58,815 OUR WINNIE WAS BECOMING A COOL KID. 76 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:02,106 -Psst. What'd you get for number 1? 77 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:05,655 -No way. Get outta here. 78 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:08,157 -Oh, come on, man. Don't be such a wuss. 79 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:10,493 -Forget it. Get outta here. 80 00:04:10,517 --> 00:04:11,961 -Don't worry about it. 81 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:13,763 The old bag can't even hear herself fart. 82 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:14,764 Just let me... 83 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:16,099 -Get outta here, you jerk! 84 00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:18,001 - "Get outta here, you jerk." 85 00:04:18,025 --> 00:04:20,637 -GARY COSAY. YOU KNOW THE TYPE. 86 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:23,306 THE KIND OF GUY WHO, AT THE TENDER AGE OF 12½, 87 00:04:23,330 --> 00:04:25,708 LOOKS LIKE HE SHOULDN'T COME OUT BY DAY. 88 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:27,743 -Psst. What'd you get for number 1? 89 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:28,744 -WHAT A JOKER. 90 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:30,413 THIS GUY THOUGHT HE WAS SO COOL, 91 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:33,583 PEOPLE WOULD JUST BE WAITING IN LINE TO GIVE HIM THEIR ANSWERS. 92 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,451 -X equals 7. 93 00:04:35,475 --> 00:04:38,320 -See? Did he burst into flames? 94 00:04:38,344 --> 00:04:39,723 -HEY, WHAT CAN I SAY? 95 00:04:39,747 --> 00:04:41,791 IT JUST SEEMED LIKE THE THING TO DO AT THE TIME. 96 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:43,359 AND LOOK, IT HAPPENED ONCE, OKAY? 97 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:45,061 LET'S NOT MAKE A HUGE DEAL OUT OF IT. 98 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:46,096 -What'd you get for 2? 99 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,964 -Y is greater than or equal to 14. 100 00:04:48,988 --> 00:04:51,890 -Great minds think alike. That's what I got. 101 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:57,495 Psst. Hey, man. Come on. 102 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:07,383 -Kevin, are you crazy? You're gonna get caught. 103 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:08,785 -Paul, forget it. 104 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:11,220 -Forget it? What do you mean, forget it? 105 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:12,388 -Paul. Look. 106 00:05:12,412 --> 00:05:14,757 -Ritvo's gonna nail you. 107 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:16,593 She's not as stupid as she looks, you know. 108 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:20,018 -THANK YOU, MR. PFEIFFER. 109 00:05:22,422 --> 00:05:24,289 -YOU'RE WELCOME? 110 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:29,105 -DETENTION. 111 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:32,041 PAUL AND I WERE A TAD OUT OF OUR ELEMENT. 112 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:34,477 MY HUNCH WAS THAT ONE OR TWO OF OUR COLLEAGUES 113 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,779 WERE REPEAT OFFENDERS. 114 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:39,648 I FELT LIKE DENNIS THE MENACE ON A CHAIN GANG 115 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:43,319 WITH LEE HARVEY OSWALD AND THE BOSTON STRANGLER. 116 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:46,322 -I THOUGHT YOU SAID SHE COULDN'T HEAR HERSELF FART. 117 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:49,292 -YEAH, WELL, I GUESS YOU TALK LOUDER THAN SHE FARTS. 118 00:05:49,316 --> 00:05:50,893 -MY MOTHER'S GONNA KILL ME. 119 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:53,897 -RELAX, MAN. YOUR MOTHER'S NEVER GONNA FIND OUT. 120 00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:55,264 -OH, YEAH, LIKE MY MOTHER'S 121 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:56,900 JUST GONNA SIGN MY DETENTION SLIP 122 00:05:56,924 --> 00:05:58,234 AND FORGET TO LOOK AT IT. 123 00:05:58,258 --> 00:05:59,991 -WHAT'S HER FIRST NAME? 124 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:03,840 -IDA. 125 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:06,342 -Ida... 126 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,745 Pfeiffer. 127 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:10,446 -LIFE'S NOT THAT HARD, MAN. 128 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:12,270 TAKE IT EASY. 129 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:18,076 -NORMA. 130 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:22,425 -YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT. 131 00:06:22,449 --> 00:06:23,893 -WHY NOT? 132 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:26,229 -PAUL WAS RIGHT. WHAT WAS I THINKING? 133 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:28,998 CHEATING IN CLASS, FORGING MY MOTHER'S NAME... 134 00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:30,400 THIS WASN'T ME. 135 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:31,723 -YEAH, WHY NOT? 136 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:39,976 -KEVIN, IT'S ALMOST DARK OUT. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 137 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,078 -I WAS WITH PAUL, MOM. 138 00:06:44,671 --> 00:06:47,283 -THAT NIGHT, I HAD ANOTHER NIGHTMARE. 139 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:49,251 I'M BACK IN THE CAVE. 140 00:06:49,275 --> 00:06:52,222 I CAN'T SEE A THING. IT'S TOTAL BLACKNESS. 141 00:06:52,246 --> 00:06:55,425 I TAKE A STEP, AND THEN, SUDDENLY, I'M FALLING. 142 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:57,360 I-I TRY TO GRAB ON TO ANYTHING I CAN, 143 00:06:57,384 --> 00:06:58,661 BUT THERE'S NOTHING THERE. 144 00:06:58,685 --> 00:07:00,363 I JUST KEEP FALLING AND FALLING, 145 00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:02,231 AND THEN, FINALLY, I HIT SOMETHING. 146 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:04,667 MATH CLASS AGAIN. 147 00:07:06,493 --> 00:07:08,894 IN MY UNDERWEAR. 148 00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:17,346 -YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? IT'S THE CONTACTS. 149 00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:20,583 EVER SINCE SHE GOT CONTACTS, SHE THINKS SHE'S SO COOL. 150 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:22,585 SHE'S TURNED INTO A REAL SNOB. 151 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:24,553 YOU KNOW WHEN MY MOTHER TOOK ME TO GET CONTACTS 152 00:07:24,577 --> 00:07:26,155 AND I FOUND OUT I'M ALLERGIC TO THEM? 153 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:27,423 WELL, NOW I'M GLAD. 154 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,759 I'D MUCH RATHER WEAR GLASSES AND BE A NICE PERSON 155 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,293 THAN CONTACTS AND BE A SNOB. 156 00:07:31,317 --> 00:07:33,162 I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE THINKS SHE'S BETTER... 157 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:35,464 -PAUL! WHO CARES WHAT SHE THINKS? 158 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:36,999 -YEAH, WHO CARED? 159 00:07:37,023 --> 00:07:39,635 SO WHAT IF WINNIE WAS MAKING NEW FRIENDS? 160 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:42,471 WE WERE MAKING NEW FRIENDS, TOO. 161 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:45,040 -HEY, MAN. CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 162 00:07:45,064 --> 00:07:46,275 -SURE. WHAT? 163 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,633 -COULD YOU KEEP THIS IN YOUR LOCKER TILL LUNCH? 164 00:07:50,603 --> 00:07:52,581 -UM, SURE. NO SWEAT. 165 00:07:52,605 --> 00:07:54,417 WHAT IS IT? 166 00:07:54,441 --> 00:07:56,685 -HEY. YOU'RE PARANOID, MAN. YOU KNOW THAT? 167 00:07:56,709 --> 00:07:59,322 IT'S JUST SOME STUFF I NEED FOR FRIDAY NIGHT. 168 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:01,023 -WELL, WHAT'S FRIDAY NIGHT? 169 00:08:01,047 --> 00:08:02,391 -UH, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES 170 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:04,760 I JUST CRASH OUT IN THE WOODS ALL NIGHT. 171 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:05,894 -YEAH? 172 00:08:05,918 --> 00:08:07,763 -YEAH, MY OLD LADY'S ALWAYS HASSLING ME. 173 00:08:07,787 --> 00:08:09,766 SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW, I JUST GOT TO GET OUT. 174 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:11,400 -YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 175 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:12,568 -YOU DO? 176 00:08:12,592 --> 00:08:14,552 -YEAH. MY OLD LADY'S THE SAME WAY. 177 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,941 -YEAH? HEY, LOOK, IF YOU GUYS WANT TO COME, MAN, THAT'S COOL. 178 00:08:18,965 --> 00:08:20,309 - NO, THANKS. - YEAH, SURE! 179 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,478 -YEAH, LIKE MY MOTHER'S JUST GONNA WANT ME 180 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,013 TO SLEEP OUT IN THE WOODS. 181 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:26,615 -JUST TELL HER YOU'RE SLEEPING OVER AT MY HOUSE. 182 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:29,018 -DON'T BE SO PARANOID, MAN. 183 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:32,488 -A CHEAP TRICK... TURNING A 12-YEAR-OLD'S SENSE OF MANHOOD 184 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,690 AGAINST HIS SENSE OF INTELLIGENCE. 185 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:36,025 -OKAY. 186 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:38,415 -CHEAP, BUT DEPENDABLE. 187 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:42,087 -KEEP THE CHANGE. 188 00:08:46,492 --> 00:08:48,805 -COME ON. LET'S WALK AROUND FOR A WHILE. 189 00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:51,106 -I COULD TELL PAUL WAS WONDERING 190 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:52,642 WHY I WANTED TO DO IT, 191 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:56,078 WHY I WAS ACTING THIS WAY, WHY I EVEN LIKED THIS GUY. 192 00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:58,214 THE TRUTH IS, IF HE HAD ASKED ME STRAIGHT OUT, 193 00:08:58,238 --> 00:09:00,149 I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO ANSWER HIM. 194 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:01,384 -HI, YOU GUYS. 195 00:09:01,408 --> 00:09:03,007 -OH, HI. 196 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:23,305 -THE NIGHT BEFORE THE CAMPOUT, I HAD ANOTHER DREAM. 197 00:09:23,329 --> 00:09:25,908 I'M CARRYING WINNIE THROUGH THE CAVE. 198 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:28,311 SHE'S IN GREAT PAIN. I THINK HER LEG IS BROKEN. 199 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:29,912 I'VE GOT TO GET HER TO HELP. 200 00:09:33,973 --> 00:09:35,551 YOU GOT TO HELP US! 201 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,586 IT'S HER LEG! I THINK IT'S BROKEN! 202 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:48,464 -SO, WHO IS THIS GARY CHARACTER? 203 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:50,766 -JUST A KID AT SCHOOL. RIGHT, PAUL? 204 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:52,835 -YEAH, JUST A KID FROM SCHOOL. 205 00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:54,704 -WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM? 206 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:56,260 -FROM SCHOOL. 207 00:09:57,631 --> 00:09:59,275 HE'S IN OUR MATH CLASS. 208 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:00,598 -IS HE A GOOD STUDENT? 209 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:06,315 -I THINK HE GOT THE SAME GRADE AS I DID ON THE LAST QUIZ. 210 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:09,918 -WELL, I THINK I BETTER JUST CALL HIS MOTHER ANYWAY AND SEE. 211 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,787 -MOM. COME ON. 212 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:14,357 WE'RE GONNA BE RIGHT BEHIND HIS HOUSE. 213 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:17,715 AND HIS MOM IS GONNA BE RIGHT THERE THE WHOLE TIME. 214 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:23,165 -GO AHEAD. 215 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:24,901 HERE'S THE NUMBER. 216 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,468 CALL HER IF YOU WANT. 217 00:10:26,492 --> 00:10:30,194 I MEAN, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU TRUST ME OR NOT? 218 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:34,677 -TALK ABOUT A CHEAP TRICK. 219 00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:37,446 -GOD, I HOPE MY MOTHER DOESN'T CALL YOUR MOTHER. 220 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,715 -SHE WON'T. 221 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:40,950 -I HOPE YOUR MOTHER DOESN'T CALL GARY'S MOTHER. 222 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:41,985 -SHE WON'T. 223 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,752 -I HOPE GARY'S MOM DOESN'T CALL... 224 00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:46,188 -PAUL! 225 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:49,425 -HEY, MAN. SORRY I'M LATE. I HAD TO GET SOME STUFF. 226 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:51,728 -NO PROBLEM. WE BROUGHT SOME STUFF, TOO. 227 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:53,295 -GREAT. WHAT DO YOU GOT? 228 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,597 -LOTS OF GOOD STUFF. 229 00:10:55,621 --> 00:10:59,135 LOOK, WE GOT SOME MARSHMALLOWS, 230 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:02,305 SOME KOOL-AID. 231 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:05,841 I THINK THERE'S SOME TWINKIES IN HERE SOMEWHERE. OH, HERE. 232 00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:10,112 -OH, AND I GOT A SNAKEBITE KITE TOO, JUST IN... CASE. 233 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:11,413 -I CAN SEE IT'S GONNA BE UP TO ME 234 00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:12,637 TO LIVEN YOU GUYS UP A LITTLE. 235 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:18,254 -ALL RIGHT, I'D BEEN INTO THIS SO FAR, 236 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:19,521 BUT THIS WAS RIDICULOUS. 237 00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:21,457 I MEAN, WHAT DID THIS KID PLAN TO DO... 238 00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:24,193 SMOKE 900 CIGARETTES IN 3 HOURS? 239 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:26,862 IF HE THOUGHT IT MADE HIM LOOK TOUGH OR SOMETHING, 240 00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:28,330 HE WAS MISTAKEN. 241 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,933 I MEAN, SMOKING CIGARETTES JUST PROVES YOU'RE STUPID. 242 00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:32,334 IT WAS PATHETIC. 243 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,769 -GOT AN EXTRA BUTT? 244 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:38,240 -♪ WHEN LIGHTS CLOSE THEIR TIRED EYES ♪ 245 00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:42,811 ♪ I'LL SOON BE WITH YOU, MY LOVE ♪ 246 00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:46,415 ♪ GIVE YOU MY DAWN SURPRISE ♪ 247 00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:48,651 ♪ I'LL BE WITH YOU, DARLING, SOON ♪ 248 00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:50,219 -IT RELAXES ME. 249 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:52,855 -NO, THANKS. I DON'T SMOKE. 250 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:56,725 -YEAH, YOU CAN START ON THE BREW, PFEIFFER. 251 00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:58,594 UNLESS YOU'D RATHER HAVE KOOL-AID. 252 00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:02,198 -I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT... A CAN OF BEER? 253 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,101 A 16-OUNCE CAN OF BEER?! 254 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,102 THIS THING WAS GOING TOO FAR. 255 00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:09,839 THANK GOD PAUL, AT LEAST, HAD A LEVEL HEAD. 256 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:12,508 GO ON, PAUL. JUST SAY IT. SAY... JUST SAY "NO." 257 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,999 JUST SAY "NO." 258 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,202 JUST SAY "NO." 259 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,750 WELL, LET'S FACE IT... 260 00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:24,287 KIDS IN THOSE DAYS WERE NOT AS SMART AS KIDS TODAY. 261 00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:26,922 -♪ I'M WITH YOU, MY LOVE ♪ 262 00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:28,457 -GOD, I LOVE TO PARTY. 263 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:31,894 I COULD PARTY 24 HOURS A DAY, MAN. 264 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,563 -♪ YES, I'M WITH YOU, MY LOVE ♪ 265 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,565 -YEAH. 266 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,168 ME TOO, MAN. 267 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,870 -YOU KNOW THE BAND "PURPLE ANDY"? THEY GO TO CENTRAL. 268 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:43,405 - YEAH. YEAH. SURE. - SURE. 269 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,740 -I USUALLY PARTY WITH THEM. 270 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,442 MY GIRLFRIEND GOES TO CENTRAL, TOO. 271 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,110 SHE GOT HONKERS OUT TO HERE, MAN. 272 00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:49,600 -WHOA! 273 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,918 -YOU GUYS GOIN' OUT WITH ANYBODY? 274 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,554 -NAH. NOT RIGHT NOW. 275 00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:01,657 USED TO BE GOING OUT WITH THIS GIRL WINNIE COOPER. 276 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:02,791 WE BROKE UP. 277 00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:05,361 -WHOA! YEAH, WINNIE... SHE'S PRETTY CUTE. 278 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:06,995 A LITTLE FLAT, BUT CUTE, MAN. 279 00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:09,565 KEVIN LIKES 'EM FLAT. 280 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:10,933 GIMME A BUTT, MAN! 281 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,301 -I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T SMOKE. 282 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:15,370 ONLY WHEN I DRINK. 283 00:13:15,394 --> 00:13:17,706 -YEAH, WELL, CARLA HEALEY'S NO RAQUEL WELCH, PAUL. 284 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:18,941 -SHE'S GOT A HANDFUL. 285 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,110 -YEAH, LIKE YOU'LL EVER KNOW. 286 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,379 -YOU CAN'T GO OUT WITH ONE GIRL FOR TOO LONG. 287 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,014 BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, THEY, LIKE, 288 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:27,750 WANT YOU TO WALK THEM IN THE HALL EVERY DAY AND STUFF. 289 00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:30,386 - YEAH, NO. - YEAH, NO. 290 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,455 -I WAS STARTING TO FEEL A LITTLE BETTER 291 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,490 ABOUT THIS WHOLE WINNIE COOPER THING. 292 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,058 HELL, SHE WAS FLAT. 293 00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:40,351 AND I'D BE DAMNED IF I WAS GONNA WALK WITH HER EVERY DAY. 294 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:44,222 -GIVE ME ANOTHER HIT. 295 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,616 -WHAT? 296 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,772 -WHAT, MAN? 297 00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:07,523 -I-I-I DON'T KNOW. 298 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,193 LET'S GO DO SOMETHING. 299 00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:11,427 -LIKE WHAT? 300 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:14,029 -I DON'T CARE! ANYTHING! 301 00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:15,297 -I KNOW. 302 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:17,232 ABOUT A QUARTER-MILE FROM HERE, THERE'S A CAVE. 303 00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:18,234 IT'S REALLY COOL. 304 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:23,138 -DID HE SAY... A CAVE? 305 00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:26,341 I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. IT WAS JUST LIKE MY DREAM. 306 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:31,113 I WANTED TO STOP, BUT SOMETHING KEPT PROPELLING ME FORWARD. 307 00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:34,183 BENEATH MY PLACID, INNOCENT, SUBURBAN WORLD 308 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:37,086 LURKED A SUBTERRANEAN LAND OF NIGHTMARE. 309 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,754 AND I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER IT. 310 00:14:39,778 --> 00:14:42,424 -OKAY. THAT WAS FUN. LET'S GO BACK. 311 00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:44,960 -WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MAN? 312 00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:48,363 -THAT'S NOT A CAVE. THAT'S A SEWER. 313 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,899 I'M NOT GOING IN A SEWER. 314 00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,901 -IT'S NOT A SEWER. IT'S A STORM DRAIN. 315 00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:54,892 -COME ON, KEVIN. DON'T BE PARANOID, MAN! 316 00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:59,730 -MY GOD. I'D CREATED A MONSTER. 317 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,818 - YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED WHEN YOU EXPLORE A CAVE? - WHAT? 318 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:12,788 - HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED WHEN YOU EXPLORE A CAVE? - WHAT? 319 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:15,512 HEY, HEY, YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED... 320 00:15:15,536 --> 00:15:15,925 WHAT?! 321 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:18,527 SPELUNKING! 322 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,095 -SAY IT, DON'T SPRAY IT, PAUL. 323 00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:22,197 -SPELUNKING, LUNKING, LUNKING, LUNKING, LUNKING! 324 00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:23,799 -I THINK I LIKED PAUL BETTER 325 00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:25,890 BEFORE HE BECAME SUCH A FUN GUY. 326 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,980 -OKAY, THIS IS IT. 327 00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:39,481 ISN'T THIS COOL? 328 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,826 -WOW, MAN. THIS IS GREAT. 329 00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:53,863 -THIS PIPE COMES ALL THE WAY FROM CRESTVIEW SHOPPING CENTER. 330 00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:56,432 YOU CAN CRAWL UP IN THERE AND WIND UP RIGHT BEHIND SEARS. 331 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,833 -COOL! 332 00:15:57,857 --> 00:16:00,102 -THIS ONE COMES FROM OVER BY THE REC CENTER, 333 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,270 NEAR WHERE THE MEN'S ROOM IS. 334 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,271 -WOW. 335 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,806 -I KNOW I WAS IMPRESSED. 336 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,608 -AND THIS ONE... 337 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,844 NOBODY KNOWS... 338 00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:11,969 WHERE THIS ONE GOES. 339 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,639 -Shh! 340 00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:20,644 -I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMETHING. 341 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:28,064 THERE WAS A GUY ONCE WHO WENT INTO THAT PIPE 342 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:30,833 TO TRY TO FIND OUT WHERE IT WENT. 343 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,968 HE NEVER CAME OUT. 344 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,803 THEY SAY HE STARVED TO DEATH. 345 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,539 AND THEN THERE WAS THIS BIG STORM, 346 00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:39,508 AND THIS WHOLE THING FLOODED, AND HE DROWNED. 347 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:43,545 THEY DIDN'T FIND HIM TILL SIX MONTHS LATER. 348 00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:46,782 -OKAY. NOW I WAS REALLY SCARED. 349 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,584 AND LIKE ANY 12-YEAR-OLD BOY 350 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,719 WHO'S TRYING NOT TO SHOW THAT HE'S SCARED, 351 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,555 I GOT ARGUMENTATIVE. 352 00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:54,457 -WAIT A MINUTE. WHICH ONE WAS IT? 353 00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:56,292 DID HE STARVE TO DEATH OR DID HE DROWN? 354 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:57,659 -BOTH. 355 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,761 -NO, YOU CAN'T DO BOTH. IT'S EITHER ONE OR THE OTHER. 356 00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:00,796 -HOW DO YOU KNOW?! 357 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,298 -BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 358 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,599 I MEAN, HE CAN GET REALLY, REALLY HUNGRY AND THEN DROWN, 359 00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:05,968 OR HE CAN STARVE TO DEATH. 360 00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:07,869 BUT THEN HE CAN'T DROWN, BECAUSE HE'D BE ALREADY DEAD. 361 00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:09,471 -HEY, MAN, LOOK, ALL RIGHT? I KNEW THIS GUY. 362 00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:10,739 HE WAS A FRIEND OF MINE'S COUSIN. 363 00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,374 -SO THAT MEANS HE CAN DIE TWICE? 364 00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:15,377 -ALLS I KNOW IS THEY JUST FOUND PARTS OF HIM. 365 00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:17,612 THE RATS ATE THE REST. 366 00:17:17,636 --> 00:17:19,714 UNLESS... 367 00:17:19,738 --> 00:17:23,141 THERE ARE STILL PARTS OF HIM IN THERE. 368 00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:26,254 -LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 369 00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:27,723 -HEY, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WANTED 370 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,324 TO COME IN HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. 371 00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:31,560 -THAT'S BEFORE I KNEW THERE WERE DEAD-BODY PARTS. 372 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:32,616 -Shh! 373 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:38,122 -I HEARD IT AGAIN. LISTEN. 374 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,421 -SHUT UP, GARY. 375 00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:03,158 -COME ON, GARY. STOP. 376 00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:05,294 STOP IT. COME ON, GARY! STOP! 377 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:06,984 -I'M DYING! 378 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:12,134 HELP ME! 379 00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:14,169 OHH, I'M DYING! 380 00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:16,538 -I'M NOT KIDDING, GARY! KNOCK IT OFF! 381 00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:17,840 -SHUT UP, GARY! 382 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:18,941 -CUT IT OUT! 383 00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:21,009 -I'M DYING! 384 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,011 -SHUT UP! 385 00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:24,146 -STOP IT, GARY! STOP IT! 386 00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:27,316 -SHUT UP! 387 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,785 OW! MY LEG! 388 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,453 -PAUL, YOU OKAY? 389 00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:33,421 -STOP IT! STOP IT! 390 00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:34,689 -SHUT UP, YOU JERK! 391 00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:37,659 GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS. 392 00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:38,994 YOU'RE REALLY SCARED? 393 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:42,764 AWW. WHAT'S THE MATTER, PFEIFFER? ARE YOU CRYING? 394 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,234 GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU. YOU'RE CRYING. 395 00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:47,236 -YOU'RE A REAL JACKASS. YOU KNOW THAT? 396 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:50,005 -OHH, I'M DYING! OHH! 397 00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:51,006 -SHUT UP! 398 00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:53,775 JUST SHUT... THE HELL... UP! 399 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,377 -OH, I'M DYING! OHH! 400 00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:59,047 OHH, I'M DYING! 401 00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:01,349 OHHHHH! 402 00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:04,019 HEY. HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING? 403 00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:06,644 HEY, COME ON. I WAS JUST KIDDING. 404 00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:16,865 -WHEN I LOOK BACK ON IT NOW, I FEEL SORRY FOR GARY. 405 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:20,669 WHEN ALL WAS SAID AND DONE, HE WAS JUST A LITTLE KID. 406 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,805 AND I GUESS HE NEEDED FRIENDS. 407 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,840 BUT ALL PAUL AND I KNEW THAT NIGHT 408 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:27,999 WAS THAT WE WANTED TO GO HOME. 409 00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:44,026 -KEVIN? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 410 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,761 DID SOMETHING HAPPEN? 411 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,150 ARE YOU OKAY? 412 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:52,301 -YEAH, WE'RE FINE. WE JUST FELT LIKE COMING HOME. 413 00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:54,102 -IT WAS THE TRUTH. 414 00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:56,037 BUT NOT THE WHOLE TRUTH. 415 00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:58,440 AND LOOKING AT MY MOM AND MY DAD 416 00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:01,977 STANDING THERE IN THEIR BATHROBES, WORRIED ABOUT ME, 417 00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:04,902 I FELT A LITTLE SICK ABOUT THAT. 418 00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,150 -WELL, COME ON IN. IT'S COLD OUT THERE. 419 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:09,985 HONEY, YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED US. 420 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,853 WE WOULD HAVE COME TO PICK YOU UP. 421 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,855 PAUL, ARE YOU LIMPING? 422 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,924 IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE LIMPING. 423 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:17,959 -I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT THAT NIGHT, 424 00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:20,061 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME, 425 00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:23,120 I DIDN'T HAVE A SINGLE NIGHTMARE. 426 00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:27,002 -THAT'S ORANGE! 427 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,303 -NO, IT'S NOT. IT'S RED. 428 00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:29,971 LOOK AT THE ORLANDO CEPEDA. THEY'RE BOTH THE SAME. 429 00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:32,007 -NO WAY! BUT THAT'S, LIKE, PRACTICALLY MAROON! 430 00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:34,109 -BUT IT'S THE SAME TEAM. 431 00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,901 HI, YOU GUYS. 432 00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:44,875 - HI. - HI. 433 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,915 -ARE YOU GUYS MAD AT ME? 434 00:20:54,187 --> 00:20:56,553 -WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 435 00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:02,671 -WELL, YESTERDAY IN THE HALL... 436 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:05,296 YOU JUST LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE MAD AT ME. 437 00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:10,100 -I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 438 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,305 -YEAH, ME NEITHER. 439 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:21,045 -OKAY. FORGET IT. 440 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:26,917 -HEY, WINNIE. 441 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:31,833 UM... 442 00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:35,003 HOW COME YOU'RE WEARING YOUR GLASSES? 443 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,772 -HUH? 444 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,375 -HOW COME YOU'RE WEARING YOUR GLASSES? 445 00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:41,744 -OH, I LOST ONE OF MY CONTACTS. 446 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:44,480 I LOOK SO STUPID IN THESE THINGS. 447 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:45,902 -NO, YOU DON'T. 448 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,975 YOU LOOK GOOD. 449 00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:56,157 I'M SERIOUS! 450 00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:57,760 YOU LOOK MUCH SMARTER. 451 00:21:57,784 --> 00:22:00,562 IN FACT, PAUL AND I WERE JUST SAYING THE OTHER DAY 452 00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:02,130 HOW DUMB YOU LOOK IN CONTACTS. 453 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,265 WEREN'T WE, PAUL? 454 00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:06,034 - OH, YEAH. TELL ME ABOUT IT. - NO, REALLY. 455 00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:08,636 I'M SURPRISED YOUR TEACHERS HAVEN'T STARTED GRADING YOU DOWN 456 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,005 JUST BECAUSE YOU LOOK DUMB. 457 00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:11,707 -OH, YOU'RE ONE TO TALK. 458 00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:14,109 -HEY, I'M JUST BEING HONEST. I WOULD NOT LIE ABOUT THIS. 459 00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:15,543 WOULD I LIE ABOUT THIS, PAUL? 460 00:22:15,567 --> 00:22:18,646 -I'VE KNOWN HIM FOR 12 YEARS, AND HE WOULD NOT LIE ABOUT THIS. 461 00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:21,383 YOU DEFINITELY LOOK STUPID IN CONTACTS. 462 00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:23,085 -YOU GUYS! 463 00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:26,076 -WHO'S GONNA TELL YOU THESE THINGS, IF NOT YOUR FRIENDS? 31917

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