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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,155 --> 00:00:04,655 (funky music) 2 00:00:05,980 --> 00:00:08,060 - I first moved into this dump, 3 00:00:08,060 --> 00:00:10,493 excuse me, lovely apartment in June. 4 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:15,010 It was a sweltering day. 5 00:00:15,010 --> 00:00:16,450 I love that word, sweltering, 6 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:19,263 it kinda reminds me of melting vanilla ice cream. 7 00:00:20,670 --> 00:00:24,310 The rent's $2975 a month, 8 00:00:24,310 --> 00:00:27,280 marked down from $3750. 9 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:28,653 What a bargain! 10 00:00:29,990 --> 00:00:33,323 Wait you're not actually filming this are you? 11 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:38,360 I first moved into this dump, 12 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:42,580 excuse me, lovely and glamorous apartment in June. 13 00:00:42,580 --> 00:00:44,840 It was a sweltering day. 14 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:49,040 The rent is $2975 a month, 15 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:52,770 marked down from $3750. 16 00:00:52,770 --> 00:00:56,350 What a bargain for all this luxury! 17 00:00:56,350 --> 00:00:58,850 Notice how every apartment in New York City 18 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:01,383 is a "luxury" apartment these days? 19 00:01:02,270 --> 00:01:05,670 It's luxury or it's the streets, 20 00:01:05,670 --> 00:01:07,590 nothing in between. 21 00:01:07,590 --> 00:01:10,090 Finding an apartment is hard enough, 22 00:01:10,090 --> 00:01:11,660 actually getting that apartment 23 00:01:11,660 --> 00:01:13,590 is damn near impossible. 24 00:01:13,590 --> 00:01:16,590 You can't just pay first and last and security deposit 25 00:01:16,590 --> 00:01:18,650 and move in in New York anymore. 26 00:01:18,650 --> 00:01:22,070 You have to make 40 times the rent in a year. 27 00:01:22,070 --> 00:01:23,610 Which, for this dump, 28 00:01:23,610 --> 00:01:27,390 excuse me, lovely, luxury apartment, 29 00:01:27,390 --> 00:01:29,780 so intimate and convenient, 30 00:01:29,780 --> 00:01:31,830 and such a prime location 31 00:01:31,830 --> 00:01:33,760 in the heart of the East Village. 32 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,276 You know, where all the artists live. 33 00:01:36,276 --> 00:01:37,350 (laughing) 34 00:01:37,350 --> 00:01:40,460 So much character, so much life. 35 00:01:40,460 --> 00:01:43,060 Vibrance, electric. 36 00:01:43,060 --> 00:01:46,090 For this lovely apartment, marked down 37 00:01:46,090 --> 00:01:47,980 to the bargain basement price 38 00:01:47,980 --> 00:01:52,550 of just $2975 a month. 39 00:01:52,550 --> 00:01:55,133 Multiply that by 40 and you just have to make 40 00:01:55,133 --> 00:01:58,940 $119,000 a year. 41 00:01:58,940 --> 00:02:02,160 Yeah, that's not happening being a part time DJ 42 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:05,200 and full time underground superstar. 43 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,510 Luckily, I was able to find two cute 44 00:02:07,510 --> 00:02:09,890 art students to move in with me. 45 00:02:09,890 --> 00:02:11,370 We still can't afford it. 46 00:02:11,370 --> 00:02:13,800 We scrimp and save and scam 47 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,360 and steal our way from month to month. 48 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:17,863 Somehow we survive. 49 00:02:19,050 --> 00:02:20,040 How was that? 50 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:23,465 - It was good. 51 00:02:23,465 --> 00:02:25,715 But try to be a little more 52 00:02:26,607 --> 00:02:28,200 natural. 53 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:29,648 - Natural? 54 00:02:29,648 --> 00:02:30,735 I'm done. 55 00:02:30,735 --> 00:02:33,735 (funky drone music) 56 00:04:11,122 --> 00:04:12,790 Guys! 57 00:04:12,790 --> 00:04:14,703 The rent is due next week! 58 00:04:15,830 --> 00:04:16,903 - Working on it. 59 00:04:18,552 --> 00:04:20,570 (sighs) 60 00:04:20,570 --> 00:04:23,153 (funky music) 61 00:05:19,503 --> 00:05:23,110 - We have a potential Share B&B person this weekend. 62 00:05:23,110 --> 00:05:24,120 Should I accept? 63 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:26,790 - Yes! - Okay. 64 00:05:26,790 --> 00:05:28,640 It's your turn to be the hostess. 65 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:29,613 - Already? 66 00:05:31,380 --> 00:05:32,273 - Yes. 67 00:05:38,052 --> 00:05:39,442 Tarik. 68 00:05:39,442 --> 00:05:42,204 It's your turn to be the... 69 00:05:42,204 --> 00:05:44,030 - Worm! 70 00:05:44,030 --> 00:05:45,501 (softly chuckles) 71 00:05:45,501 --> 00:05:48,001 (funky music) 72 00:06:24,176 --> 00:06:28,173 - C'mon we're gonna be late for our classes. 73 00:06:28,173 --> 00:06:29,006 Damn it! 74 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:39,011 (knocking) 75 00:06:39,011 --> 00:06:40,302 - [Sparkle] Yeah? 76 00:06:40,302 --> 00:06:42,263 - [Tarik] C'mon, Sparkle. 77 00:06:42,263 --> 00:06:43,726 - [Sparkle] Just a second! 78 00:06:43,726 --> 00:06:45,809 (groans) 79 00:06:56,215 --> 00:06:57,812 - C'mon, let's go. 80 00:06:57,812 --> 00:07:00,312 (funky music) 81 00:07:04,156 --> 00:07:07,989 - [Man] Tarik, what have you got for us today? 82 00:07:10,471 --> 00:07:12,471 (sighs) 83 00:07:16,452 --> 00:07:18,852 - My parents and I were walking down the street. 84 00:07:19,830 --> 00:07:22,010 We were in Miami, I can't remember why. 85 00:07:22,010 --> 00:07:23,583 I was just a little boy. 86 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:27,340 It was just after 9/11. 87 00:07:28,670 --> 00:07:30,003 We were getting looks. 88 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:33,450 Scared white women grabbed their children 89 00:07:33,450 --> 00:07:34,410 and held them close, 90 00:07:34,410 --> 00:07:37,800 as if we would explode at any moment, 91 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:40,150 as if holding them in their frail arms 92 00:07:40,150 --> 00:07:41,543 would make any difference. 93 00:07:43,850 --> 00:07:46,173 My mother was horrified. 94 00:07:47,750 --> 00:07:50,360 She wanted to go back to the hotel. 95 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:53,473 My father refused. 96 00:07:54,731 --> 00:07:55,773 I saw him smile. 97 00:07:56,850 --> 00:08:00,530 My father never smiled. 98 00:08:00,530 --> 00:08:01,830 But he was smiling now 99 00:08:01,830 --> 00:08:04,273 as he walked defiantly down the street. 100 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:09,700 He basked in the fear all around us. 101 00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:13,760 Drunk with power, this sad, broken man 102 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:17,210 who had never so much as cracked a smile in front of me, 103 00:08:17,210 --> 00:08:18,613 he was smiling now. 104 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,700 And not just any smile. 105 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:24,493 a big shit eating grin. 106 00:08:29,220 --> 00:08:31,393 My mother tried to pull me away from him. 107 00:08:32,340 --> 00:08:35,493 My father reached down and grabbed my hand. 108 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:40,450 My father never touched me, 109 00:08:40,450 --> 00:08:41,600 not a pat on the head 110 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:43,920 or a slap across the face. 111 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:44,753 Nothing. 112 00:08:46,990 --> 00:08:49,773 He was holding my hand now, 113 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:54,250 squeezing it tight as he pulled me along with him. 114 00:08:56,300 --> 00:08:57,933 His hand was strong, 115 00:08:59,020 --> 00:09:00,463 calloused and rough, 116 00:09:01,940 --> 00:09:04,273 dark, almost gray, 117 00:09:06,050 --> 00:09:07,003 like elephant skin. 118 00:09:09,710 --> 00:09:10,753 It felt good. 119 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:14,643 Damp and warm. 120 00:09:17,042 --> 00:09:19,442 I wanted to curl up in that hand and take a nap. 121 00:09:21,940 --> 00:09:23,723 But he kept pulling me along. 122 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,970 We were going somewhere in a hurry. 123 00:09:27,970 --> 00:09:30,540 I had no idea where then 124 00:09:30,540 --> 00:09:32,833 and I have no idea where now. 125 00:09:37,070 --> 00:09:39,463 I saw two men walk out of a building. 126 00:09:41,780 --> 00:09:42,730 They were handsome, 127 00:09:44,070 --> 00:09:47,693 wearing brightly colored shirts and shorts. 128 00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:54,180 One was white with sun bleached hair, 129 00:09:54,180 --> 00:09:57,613 the other was dark like my father. 130 00:09:59,580 --> 00:10:00,920 They took hold of each other 131 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:03,113 and something inside of me stirred. 132 00:10:07,343 --> 00:10:10,937 My heart started pounding as if for the first time. 133 00:10:12,620 --> 00:10:15,130 They were holding each other so close, 134 00:10:15,130 --> 00:10:16,920 the white one reached down and grabbed 135 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,453 the dark one's ass through his cut off jeans. 136 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:23,523 My heart was fluttering. 137 00:10:25,350 --> 00:10:29,293 I felt like I was flying, leaving my body, 138 00:10:31,370 --> 00:10:34,940 then my father reached over with his other hand 139 00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:37,933 and covered my face. 140 00:10:40,510 --> 00:10:44,210 His hand was warmer and damper, 141 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:47,193 wet even, as if drenched in sweat. 142 00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:51,923 I could feel the blood pounding through it. 143 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:57,263 I could still see through the cracks of my father's hand. 144 00:10:58,830 --> 00:11:00,323 The two men kissed. 145 00:11:02,390 --> 00:11:04,773 Burrowing their tongues in each others mouths. 146 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:11,650 My father's hand held me tighter, 147 00:11:11,650 --> 00:11:13,720 and I struggled to breathe. 148 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:16,260 I opened my mouth gasping for air 149 00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:18,700 and I could taste the salty sweet sweat 150 00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:21,213 now dripping from my father's hand. 151 00:11:22,977 --> 00:11:24,377 "Faggots." 152 00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:29,460 I heard him say, "Faggots." 153 00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:30,473 So softly. 154 00:11:32,311 --> 00:11:33,547 I could barely hear him. 155 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:38,510 As if he was practicing the line, 156 00:11:38,510 --> 00:11:41,403 trying to remember what to say. 157 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:48,070 Then he said it again, shouting it this time. 158 00:11:49,579 --> 00:11:50,412 "Faggots!" 159 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:01,950 My mother grabbed me, pulling me away from my father. 160 00:12:01,950 --> 00:12:04,350 I took one deep breath and looked up at the men. 161 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,413 The white one yelled back, 162 00:12:08,847 --> 00:12:10,607 "Fuck off, Al Qaeda." 163 00:12:13,850 --> 00:12:16,117 Then the dark one joined in, 164 00:12:16,117 --> 00:12:18,187 "Takes one to know one sweetie." 165 00:12:21,350 --> 00:12:24,313 I looked up at my father, and his face was flush red. 166 00:12:25,659 --> 00:12:29,193 His forehead now dripping that salty sweet sweat. 167 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:35,853 I saw his lip tremble ever so slightly, 168 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:40,783 as he said, in a calm low voice, 169 00:12:42,297 --> 00:12:44,243 "Every last one of them. 170 00:12:46,226 --> 00:12:47,957 "The world won't be safe 171 00:12:47,957 --> 00:12:52,497 "until every last one of them is dead." 172 00:12:59,011 --> 00:13:02,094 (footsteps clacking) 173 00:13:04,270 --> 00:13:05,783 It's 2016. 174 00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:09,183 I am dancing at the club. 175 00:13:13,790 --> 00:13:14,923 I've had a few drinks. 176 00:13:17,010 --> 00:13:17,843 I'm having fun. 177 00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:26,060 It's when I hear the first gun shot. 178 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:33,873 There is panic on the dance floor. 179 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:37,680 Everyone runs in every direction, 180 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:41,513 suddenly unaware of the location of the entrances and exits. 181 00:13:45,479 --> 00:13:46,953 I hear more gunshots. 182 00:13:48,231 --> 00:13:50,630 They sound like they're coming from all around me, 183 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,930 like a surround sound demonstration 184 00:13:52,930 --> 00:13:54,823 before the trailers start in a movie. 185 00:13:59,050 --> 00:14:01,503 I see a lit doorway, 186 00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:04,323 and I run towards it. 187 00:14:06,610 --> 00:14:07,723 I am in the restrooms. 188 00:14:10,510 --> 00:14:12,503 The gender neutral rest rooms. 189 00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:19,870 There is no way out and the sound of the gun shots 190 00:14:19,870 --> 00:14:21,523 is definitely getting closer. 191 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:33,713 I see an open stall, and I run towards it, 192 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:37,400 opening the flimsy door, 193 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,250 closing it behind me, and locking it. 194 00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:44,433 I sit down on the broken toilet seat. 195 00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:49,370 With every new gun shot, a scream is silenced 196 00:14:49,370 --> 00:14:51,263 until there is no more screaming. 197 00:14:53,865 --> 00:14:57,684 I can hear Lady Gaga over the sound system, hiccuping. 198 00:14:57,684 --> 00:14:59,851 (humming) 199 00:15:02,699 --> 00:15:04,780 I'm not sure if it's the latest dance remix 200 00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:07,373 or if the track is skipping. 201 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:20,503 I hear more gun shots. 202 00:15:22,970 --> 00:15:24,903 Closer now, just outside the restroom. 203 00:15:28,165 --> 00:15:29,793 Then the door opens with a thud. 204 00:15:33,547 --> 00:15:36,970 I pull my feet up off the ground and onto the toilet seat. 205 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:39,223 Curl myself into a ball, 206 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,733 trying to make myself as small as possible, 207 00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:45,613 hoping that I will disappear. 208 00:15:49,050 --> 00:15:50,690 The gunman is in the restroom now. 209 00:15:50,690 --> 00:15:52,633 I hear a high pitched squeal, 210 00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:57,750 then a deafening gunshot, 211 00:15:57,750 --> 00:15:59,073 and then silence. 212 00:16:02,770 --> 00:16:04,243 Then the gunman speaks. 213 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,267 "Every last one of them." 214 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:14,553 I recognize my father's voice immediately. 215 00:16:19,570 --> 00:16:22,523 I hear his boots walk up to my stall and stop. 216 00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:26,957 He speaks again, louder this time, 217 00:16:26,957 --> 00:16:29,020 "Every last one of them!" 218 00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:31,310 He tries to open the door. 219 00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:33,093 The lock holds but just barely. 220 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:35,843 There's no way out. 221 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,793 I take a deep breath. 222 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:44,770 I plant my feet on the ground 223 00:16:47,050 --> 00:16:48,273 and sit up straight. 224 00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,050 I wipe the tears off my cheeks 225 00:16:53,050 --> 00:16:54,723 with the sleeve of my t-shirt. 226 00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,550 He tries opening the door again, 227 00:16:59,550 --> 00:17:01,010 shaking it violently, 228 00:17:01,010 --> 00:17:03,403 grabbing it from above, and shaking it. 229 00:17:06,890 --> 00:17:08,923 Miraculously the lock holds. 230 00:17:11,620 --> 00:17:13,797 His voice is angry now, shouting, 231 00:17:13,797 --> 00:17:16,147 "Every last one of them!" 232 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,633 I look at the door, and I am ready. 233 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:27,693 He kicks it, and it swings open. 234 00:17:29,990 --> 00:17:31,243 He is in the stall now. 235 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,563 He sees me, recognizes me. 236 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:45,513 I see his mouth tremble ever so slightly. 237 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,757 I smile at him. 238 00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:54,743 Tears are streaming down my face now. 239 00:17:55,990 --> 00:17:57,453 His face hardens, 240 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:03,543 as he puts the barrel of the gun to my forehead. 241 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,753 And he says in a soft, low voice, 242 00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:13,833 "Every last one of them." 243 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,863 He pulls the trigger, and the gun clicks. 244 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:27,353 He is out of bullets. 245 00:18:30,547 --> 00:18:32,947 He looks at me, as if he's coming out of a daze, 246 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,093 and he smiles. 247 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:45,533 Right then, 248 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:49,190 just as I'm about to comprehend that smile, 249 00:18:49,190 --> 00:18:51,313 to understand the man behind it, 250 00:18:55,540 --> 00:18:56,753 the other bullets come. 251 00:18:59,119 --> 00:19:00,719 The police have finally arrived. 252 00:19:02,650 --> 00:19:04,940 Hundreds of bullets scatter my father 253 00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:06,863 all across that bathroom. 254 00:19:08,270 --> 00:19:10,423 My father's final words, 255 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:16,743 "Every last one of them." 256 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:30,044 (light music) 257 00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:30,877 - Hey. 258 00:19:32,121 --> 00:19:33,704 - Hey. - Come here. 259 00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:40,030 I really liked your piece. 260 00:19:42,984 --> 00:19:45,530 You know, your performance or whatever. 261 00:19:45,530 --> 00:19:47,100 - Thanks. 262 00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:47,933 - So. 263 00:19:49,390 --> 00:19:50,443 Is it all true? 264 00:19:52,940 --> 00:19:54,763 - Yeah. - Oh, really? 265 00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:57,523 That's intense. 266 00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:02,200 So, I'm a painting major, 267 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,953 and I would love to paint you. 268 00:20:07,105 --> 00:20:08,200 (chuckles) 269 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,033 - Okay. 270 00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:10,810 - I'm Slade, by the way. 271 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,270 - I know who you are. 272 00:20:12,270 --> 00:20:13,839 - Really? 273 00:20:13,839 --> 00:20:14,672 - [Tarik] We're in the same class. 274 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:15,813 - Oh, yeah, sorry. 275 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:21,813 So, would you like to get a coffee or something? 276 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,500 - You already have a coffee. 277 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,793 - I can get another one. 278 00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:30,450 - I'm actually waiting for someone, so. 279 00:20:30,450 --> 00:20:31,673 - Oh, okay. - I can't. 280 00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:35,350 He's not really someone, you know? 281 00:20:35,350 --> 00:20:36,773 He's just my roommate. 282 00:20:37,860 --> 00:20:38,693 - Oh, good. 283 00:20:40,171 --> 00:20:42,671 (funky music) 284 00:21:00,936 --> 00:21:05,186 Well, congratulations, again, on the piece. 285 00:21:06,570 --> 00:21:07,990 - Thanks. 286 00:21:07,990 --> 00:21:11,499 - [Slade] I guess I'll see you around. 287 00:21:11,499 --> 00:21:13,999 (funky music) 288 00:21:32,898 --> 00:21:34,063 - [Tarik] Hi! 289 00:21:34,063 --> 00:21:35,646 - Hey. - Thank you. 290 00:21:36,770 --> 00:21:38,740 - What was that all about? 291 00:21:38,740 --> 00:21:40,210 - [Tarik] What was what all about? 292 00:21:40,210 --> 00:21:41,043 - Slade? 293 00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:47,163 - Well, he really liked my piece. 294 00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:49,133 - Oh, yeah? 295 00:21:50,430 --> 00:21:53,450 (laughing) 296 00:21:53,450 --> 00:21:56,263 How did your performance spoken word thing go? 297 00:21:57,790 --> 00:22:00,633 - Not great, but Slade really liked it. 298 00:22:01,909 --> 00:22:04,043 - Well, that's something, I guess. 299 00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:08,773 - I think he was just coming on to me. 300 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,980 - Well, he must have really liked it then. 301 00:22:14,332 --> 00:22:15,482 - Since when is he gay? 302 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:19,010 - Oh, he just doesn't believe in labels. 303 00:22:19,010 --> 00:22:21,363 He's an equal opportunity opportunist. 304 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:27,553 What kind of a name is Slade, anyway? 305 00:22:28,660 --> 00:22:31,423 I mean, who or what does he think he is? 306 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:37,150 Painting majors can be so pretentious. 307 00:22:37,150 --> 00:22:38,770 I hate them. 308 00:22:38,770 --> 00:22:40,017 We hate them. 309 00:22:41,268 --> 00:22:42,811 Don't we? 310 00:22:42,811 --> 00:22:43,928 - Yes. 311 00:22:43,928 --> 00:22:46,428 (light music) 312 00:23:02,091 --> 00:23:04,424 - Well, this is it. 313 00:23:06,340 --> 00:23:07,353 - Wow, it's huge. 314 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,230 - Really, you think so? 315 00:23:09,230 --> 00:23:12,030 - You should see my place in London, it's half the size. 316 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,420 - Yeah, well, you have the money? 317 00:23:15,420 --> 00:23:16,983 - Yes, of course. 318 00:23:20,436 --> 00:23:21,853 Okay, here it is. 319 00:23:22,711 --> 00:23:23,544 - Great. 320 00:23:24,450 --> 00:23:26,510 Well, it's all yours. 321 00:23:26,510 --> 00:23:27,823 Make yourself at home. 322 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,560 And be careful with the toilet. 323 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,013 It's a bit wobbly. 324 00:23:35,060 --> 00:23:40,060 And the shower is either scalding hot or freezing. 325 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,110 The gas was shut off, we had a leak, 326 00:23:43,110 --> 00:23:45,834 but at least you won't blow up. 327 00:23:45,834 --> 00:23:46,667 (laughing) 328 00:23:46,667 --> 00:23:48,003 - Okay, anything else? 329 00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:51,533 - No, I think that's about it. 330 00:23:54,437 --> 00:23:55,937 Yeah, I think that's it, okay. 331 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,320 Oh! - Keys? 332 00:23:58,320 --> 00:23:59,306 - Oh! 333 00:23:59,306 --> 00:24:00,139 (laughing) 334 00:24:00,139 --> 00:24:02,600 How could I forget that? - Thank you! 335 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:04,980 - Yeah, I am DJing tonight, 336 00:24:04,980 --> 00:24:08,100 around the corner at The Cock on 2nd Avenue. 337 00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:09,270 Stop by, and I'll buy you a drink. 338 00:24:09,270 --> 00:24:12,180 - Oh, sounds fun, thanks. - Bye! 339 00:24:12,180 --> 00:24:14,280 - [Harry] Okay, I'll see you later, I'll come. 340 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:15,640 Okay, goodnight, bye. 341 00:24:27,103 --> 00:24:28,487 (snaps fingers) 342 00:24:28,487 --> 00:24:30,987 (light music) 343 00:25:17,528 --> 00:25:20,528 (techno club music) 344 00:27:10,572 --> 00:27:13,239 (door clicking) 345 00:27:15,025 --> 00:27:16,858 - [Tarik] Great place. 346 00:27:16,858 --> 00:27:18,275 - [Harry] Thanks. 347 00:27:23,690 --> 00:27:26,023 (smooching) 348 00:27:27,368 --> 00:27:30,124 - Can I use your bathroom? 349 00:27:30,124 --> 00:27:30,957 - Sure. 350 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,133 It's over there. 351 00:27:37,866 --> 00:27:40,116 (rustling) 352 00:28:00,719 --> 00:28:03,095 (sighs) 353 00:28:03,095 --> 00:28:07,987 - One, two, three. 354 00:28:07,987 --> 00:28:10,320 (clanking) 355 00:28:16,714 --> 00:28:19,631 51, 52. 356 00:28:31,654 --> 00:28:32,737 59. 357 00:28:44,797 --> 00:28:46,964 (exhales) 358 00:28:57,589 --> 00:29:00,256 (snaps fingers) 359 00:29:06,608 --> 00:29:08,858 (rustling) 360 00:29:16,362 --> 00:29:18,612 (groaning) 361 00:29:29,244 --> 00:29:31,244 (sighs) 362 00:30:11,619 --> 00:30:14,286 (phone ringing) 363 00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:36,316 (grunts) 364 00:30:37,308 --> 00:30:40,441 (deep breathing) 365 00:30:40,441 --> 00:30:42,941 (eerie music) 366 00:31:54,820 --> 00:31:57,487 (water running) 367 00:32:16,318 --> 00:32:19,151 (window scraping) 368 00:32:22,245 --> 00:32:24,615 Don't give me that look. 369 00:32:24,615 --> 00:32:27,115 (eerie music) 370 00:32:43,408 --> 00:32:46,209 (grunts) 371 00:32:46,209 --> 00:32:47,626 Good morning! 372 00:32:48,850 --> 00:32:52,910 You were amazing last night. 373 00:32:52,910 --> 00:32:53,750 - I was? 374 00:32:53,750 --> 00:32:54,753 - Oh, yeah. 375 00:32:56,809 --> 00:32:58,890 - Thank you. - Sorry, I have to run. 376 00:32:58,890 --> 00:32:59,923 - [Harry] Wait, can't you stay, 377 00:32:59,923 --> 00:33:01,330 have some breakfast or something? 378 00:33:01,330 --> 00:33:04,200 - No, sorry, I'm running late for work, 379 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:05,177 but I'll see you. 380 00:33:06,890 --> 00:33:07,723 - Bye! 381 00:33:08,870 --> 00:33:10,020 Wait, what's your name? 382 00:33:17,652 --> 00:33:18,485 Amazing. 383 00:33:26,863 --> 00:33:30,280 (light funky beat music) 384 00:35:19,668 --> 00:35:22,335 (phone ringing) 385 00:35:30,206 --> 00:35:32,456 (grunting) 386 00:35:36,094 --> 00:35:36,927 Hello? 387 00:35:38,843 --> 00:35:40,738 Yes, I'm fine. 388 00:35:40,738 --> 00:35:41,970 (laughing) 389 00:35:41,970 --> 00:35:42,963 Everything's fine. 390 00:35:45,070 --> 00:35:46,640 Oh, the place is brilliant. 391 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,023 It's very quiet and cozy. 392 00:35:50,050 --> 00:35:52,400 The hostess is very friendly and accommodating. 393 00:35:54,390 --> 00:35:55,620 It's New York, so everything is a little 394 00:35:55,620 --> 00:35:57,020 rough around the edges 395 00:35:57,020 --> 00:35:59,303 but in a charming way. 396 00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:03,709 Oh and I met someone last night. 397 00:36:03,709 --> 00:36:05,500 (laughing) 398 00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:06,523 Yes. 399 00:36:09,190 --> 00:36:10,610 I know. 400 00:36:10,610 --> 00:36:11,753 Oh, don't say that. 401 00:36:15,317 --> 00:36:17,020 Yes, my first night in New York, 402 00:36:17,020 --> 00:36:18,670 and I've already shagged someone. 403 00:36:20,929 --> 00:36:21,960 I don't want to brag or anything, 404 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,413 but apparently I was incredible. 405 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,440 Unfortunately I had quite a bit to drink, 406 00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,390 so I don't actually remember any of it. 407 00:36:35,010 --> 00:36:37,310 I went through quite a bit of cash last night. 408 00:36:38,670 --> 00:36:40,732 Don't say that, you're terrible. 409 00:36:40,732 --> 00:36:43,436 (laughing) 410 00:36:43,436 --> 00:36:45,722 I suppose things must be awfully expensive here. 411 00:36:45,722 --> 00:36:48,222 (funky music) 412 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:52,913 You really are a nasty bitch, you know that? 413 00:36:55,052 --> 00:36:58,802 Yes, you are, that's why I love you, darling. 414 00:37:12,148 --> 00:37:13,731 Oh, don't say that. 415 00:37:19,007 --> 00:37:20,785 I miss you too, bye. 416 00:37:20,785 --> 00:37:22,648 (funky music) 417 00:37:22,648 --> 00:37:25,065 (whispering) 418 00:37:31,377 --> 00:37:33,377 (sighs) 419 00:37:49,941 --> 00:37:51,145 (shouting) 420 00:37:51,145 --> 00:37:52,634 Son of a bitch! 421 00:37:52,634 --> 00:37:55,134 (funky music) 422 00:39:04,756 --> 00:39:07,031 - What's up with him? 423 00:39:07,031 --> 00:39:08,140 - He's working on getting us a place 424 00:39:08,140 --> 00:39:08,990 to crash tonight. 425 00:39:13,711 --> 00:39:14,628 - We're in! 426 00:39:24,286 --> 00:39:26,703 (punk music) 427 00:39:36,098 --> 00:39:38,348 (knocking) 428 00:39:41,905 --> 00:39:44,770 - Hi, how are you? - Hey, nice to see you. 429 00:39:44,770 --> 00:39:46,567 - Welcome to my abode. 430 00:39:46,567 --> 00:39:47,821 Who are you? 431 00:39:47,821 --> 00:39:49,730 - I'm in your class, douche bag. 432 00:39:49,730 --> 00:39:51,125 - Nice to meet you, douche bag. 433 00:39:51,125 --> 00:39:53,669 Who are you, beautiful? 434 00:39:53,669 --> 00:39:54,502 (sighs) 435 00:39:54,502 --> 00:39:56,260 - What the hell kind of name is Slade? 436 00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:57,810 - It's my name, what's yours? 437 00:39:57,810 --> 00:39:59,320 - Sparkle. 438 00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:00,153 No comment. 439 00:40:02,323 --> 00:40:04,555 (door clicking) 440 00:40:04,555 --> 00:40:07,747 ♪ Hello darling, I'm so alone ♪ 441 00:40:07,747 --> 00:40:11,227 ♪ Hello daddy, I'm sad to the bone ♪ 442 00:40:11,227 --> 00:40:12,627 ♪ Need some cherries ♪ 443 00:40:12,627 --> 00:40:14,734 ♪ Eat some with me ♪ 444 00:40:14,734 --> 00:40:17,940 ♪ I just feel so damn ♪ 445 00:40:17,940 --> 00:40:19,898 - This will be good until the next morning. 446 00:40:19,898 --> 00:40:23,481 - Yeah, it's not his charming personality. 447 00:40:24,511 --> 00:40:25,781 - I'll drink to that. 448 00:40:25,781 --> 00:40:28,037 (laughing) 449 00:40:28,037 --> 00:40:31,308 (bottle clinking) 450 00:40:31,308 --> 00:40:34,398 (muffled mumbling) 451 00:40:34,398 --> 00:40:36,815 (punk music) 452 00:40:39,515 --> 00:40:40,703 ♪ You're my sugar ♪ 453 00:40:40,703 --> 00:40:42,821 ♪ You're my God ♪ 454 00:40:42,821 --> 00:40:46,443 ♪ I want you, just my luck ♪ 455 00:40:46,443 --> 00:40:48,287 ♪ I'm your angel ♪ 456 00:40:48,287 --> 00:40:49,633 - Who are these people? 457 00:40:51,303 --> 00:40:53,560 - Just people we go to school with. 458 00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:55,863 Rich, vacant, idiots. 459 00:40:57,260 --> 00:41:00,243 - Uh-huh, this isn't going to work. 460 00:41:01,512 --> 00:41:03,170 - It's better than the streets. 461 00:41:03,170 --> 00:41:04,153 - Is it? 462 00:41:05,490 --> 00:41:06,653 Let's get out of here. 463 00:41:09,377 --> 00:41:11,340 - What about Tarik? 464 00:41:11,340 --> 00:41:12,533 - What about him? 465 00:41:13,430 --> 00:41:14,630 - I think I should stay. 466 00:41:15,730 --> 00:41:16,683 - Oof, okay. 467 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:19,543 - Shut up. 468 00:41:20,830 --> 00:41:24,450 - Okay, I won't say anything, but I'm going. 469 00:41:24,450 --> 00:41:25,750 Come help me find my coat. 470 00:41:26,829 --> 00:41:30,211 ♪ Goodbye sinners, no one will know ♪ 471 00:41:30,211 --> 00:41:33,697 ♪ Goodbye saints, nowhere to go ♪ 472 00:41:33,697 --> 00:41:36,372 ♪ Don't need lemons ♪ 473 00:41:36,372 --> 00:41:38,581 This doesn't work. 474 00:41:38,581 --> 00:41:40,831 (laughing) 475 00:41:47,927 --> 00:41:51,361 ♪ You're my sugar, you're my God ♪ 476 00:41:51,361 --> 00:41:54,790 ♪ I want you, just my luck ♪ 477 00:41:54,790 --> 00:41:58,373 ♪ I'm your angel, I'm your doll ♪ 478 00:41:58,373 --> 00:42:00,163 ♪ We're in heaven ♪ 479 00:42:00,163 --> 00:42:02,390 Are you sure you wanna stay? 480 00:42:02,390 --> 00:42:04,080 - Yeah, I'll be alright. 481 00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:08,066 - He's gonna break your heart. 482 00:42:08,066 --> 00:42:08,899 - I know. 483 00:42:10,857 --> 00:42:12,107 - I'm gonna go. 484 00:42:13,999 --> 00:42:15,586 ♪ We're so rich ♪ 485 00:42:15,586 --> 00:42:17,106 ♪ We're so rich ♪ 486 00:42:17,106 --> 00:42:19,773 ♪ We're so rich ♪ 487 00:42:20,967 --> 00:42:22,425 Bye, Eddie. 488 00:42:22,425 --> 00:42:24,842 (punk music) 489 00:42:35,159 --> 00:42:38,610 ♪ Hello baby, what's in store ♪ 490 00:42:38,610 --> 00:42:42,156 ♪ Hello momma I adore ♪ 491 00:42:42,156 --> 00:42:45,567 ♪ Need some fun, need some thrills ♪ 492 00:42:45,567 --> 00:42:49,161 ♪ I feel our empty chills ♪ 493 00:42:49,161 --> 00:42:52,554 ♪ I feel our empty chills ♪ 494 00:42:52,554 --> 00:42:56,054 ♪ I feel our empty chills ♪ 495 00:42:59,904 --> 00:43:02,404 (light music) 496 00:43:09,863 --> 00:43:10,696 Hi. 497 00:43:11,632 --> 00:43:13,131 - Want a smoke? 498 00:43:13,131 --> 00:43:15,329 - I don't smoke or drink. 499 00:43:15,329 --> 00:43:16,982 - What do you do? 500 00:43:16,982 --> 00:43:18,854 - Lots of other things. 501 00:43:18,854 --> 00:43:20,512 - That sounds interesting. 502 00:43:20,512 --> 00:43:21,413 - Yeah. 503 00:43:21,413 --> 00:43:24,013 What are you doing here in the cold all by yourself? 504 00:43:25,910 --> 00:43:27,793 - My girlfriend has a client over. 505 00:43:28,730 --> 00:43:31,900 - I have a Share B&B guest in my place. 506 00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:33,822 - It's that time of the month, huh? 507 00:43:33,822 --> 00:43:34,657 - [Sparkle] Hm? 508 00:43:34,657 --> 00:43:36,613 - Rent's due. - Oh, yeah, right. 509 00:43:39,850 --> 00:43:42,880 - With how much they keep raising it, 510 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:45,770 it won't be long until there aren't any artists left 511 00:43:45,770 --> 00:43:47,950 in this neighborhood at all. 512 00:43:47,950 --> 00:43:51,898 - Yeah, there aren't that many artists left as it is now. 513 00:43:51,898 --> 00:43:53,977 - You're an artist, though, right? 514 00:43:53,977 --> 00:43:57,821 - Yeah, I'm a DJ and performance artist. 515 00:43:57,821 --> 00:43:58,821 - Very nice. 516 00:43:59,772 --> 00:44:02,605 I draw and paint in my spare time. 517 00:44:03,444 --> 00:44:06,280 - What kind of things do you like to paint? 518 00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,994 - It's kind of abstract, 519 00:44:08,994 --> 00:44:12,074 dark, moody. 520 00:44:12,074 --> 00:44:15,991 I call it confrontational art. 521 00:44:17,022 --> 00:44:18,939 - I like confrontation. 522 00:44:19,948 --> 00:44:20,781 Yeah. 523 00:44:21,809 --> 00:44:24,309 (light music) 524 00:44:30,775 --> 00:44:33,932 - It looks like they're finished. 525 00:44:33,932 --> 00:44:35,185 I better go. 526 00:44:35,185 --> 00:44:38,062 I have a client coming over next. 527 00:44:38,062 --> 00:44:40,242 - What kind of client? 528 00:44:40,242 --> 00:44:44,514 - Well, I'm a tantric shaman. 529 00:44:44,514 --> 00:44:46,702 - Of course you are. 530 00:44:46,702 --> 00:44:49,665 - See you around. - See ya. 531 00:44:49,665 --> 00:44:52,165 (light music) 532 00:45:09,488 --> 00:45:12,321 (punk rock music) 533 00:45:20,263 --> 00:45:22,298 - Hey, you want to make out? 534 00:45:22,298 --> 00:45:25,130 - What? - You want to make out? 535 00:45:25,130 --> 00:45:27,041 - I heard you the first time. 536 00:45:27,041 --> 00:45:27,874 - Well? 537 00:45:37,326 --> 00:45:38,809 (bottle clinks) 538 00:45:38,809 --> 00:45:40,389 - Sure. 539 00:45:40,389 --> 00:45:42,029 Why not? 540 00:45:42,029 --> 00:45:44,198 (picture crashes) 541 00:45:44,198 --> 00:45:46,698 (funky music) 542 00:47:00,527 --> 00:47:02,478 (grunting) 543 00:47:02,478 --> 00:47:04,978 I'm going, you coming? 544 00:47:06,412 --> 00:47:08,495 (grunts) 545 00:47:10,301 --> 00:47:13,051 (shoes clacking) 546 00:47:20,264 --> 00:47:23,166 (door squeaking) 547 00:47:23,166 --> 00:47:25,416 (knocking) 548 00:47:26,367 --> 00:47:27,840 - [Harry] Hello, I'm almost finished. 549 00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:31,013 - Ah, no worries, it's no rush. 550 00:47:32,090 --> 00:47:33,340 How was your stay? 551 00:47:33,340 --> 00:47:35,443 - Great, interesting. 552 00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:38,070 I lost all my credit cards, 553 00:47:38,070 --> 00:47:39,970 and most of my cash is missing, 554 00:47:39,970 --> 00:47:41,723 and I think I may have been inadvertently involved 555 00:47:41,723 --> 00:47:44,833 in sort of human trafficking or smuggling operation. 556 00:47:46,749 --> 00:47:49,365 - Oh, wow, sounds interesting. 557 00:47:49,365 --> 00:47:50,823 (zipping) 558 00:47:50,823 --> 00:47:53,240 Mind if I make some coffee? 559 00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:55,323 - Sure, go ahead, it's your home. 560 00:47:56,839 --> 00:47:57,920 I hope I can get on my plane, 561 00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:00,168 and I'm not on some sort of watch list. 562 00:48:00,168 --> 00:48:02,760 - Uh-huh. - it's been crazy. 563 00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:05,200 - Well, I'm glad you had a good time. 564 00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:07,200 - You Americans are all insane. 565 00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:08,570 No offense. 566 00:48:08,570 --> 00:48:09,403 - None taken. 567 00:48:12,700 --> 00:48:15,470 Oh, can you please remember to give me a good review, 568 00:48:15,470 --> 00:48:17,100 and I'll give you one? 569 00:48:17,100 --> 00:48:18,954 - [Harry] Yes, of course. 570 00:48:18,954 --> 00:48:19,787 - Great. 571 00:48:22,109 --> 00:48:25,415 (cup clanking) 572 00:48:25,415 --> 00:48:28,027 - [Harry] Here are the keys. 573 00:48:28,027 --> 00:48:31,330 - [Sparkle] Well, I hope you have a safe flight. 574 00:48:31,330 --> 00:48:32,450 - [Harry] Thanks, if I'm actually allowed 575 00:48:32,450 --> 00:48:34,657 to get on the plane, that is. 576 00:48:34,657 --> 00:48:36,020 Thanks, Sparkle, bye. 577 00:48:36,020 --> 00:48:37,955 - Toodles, bye. 578 00:48:37,955 --> 00:48:40,455 (funky music) 579 00:48:53,413 --> 00:48:54,246 (sighs) 580 00:48:54,246 --> 00:48:55,107 What's this? 581 00:48:55,107 --> 00:48:58,663 Oh, you left your jacket. 582 00:49:03,928 --> 00:49:06,595 (gate clanking) 583 00:49:10,222 --> 00:49:12,889 It'll be cuter on Eddie, anyway. 584 00:49:15,580 --> 00:49:17,663 (slurps) 585 00:49:22,463 --> 00:49:24,631 (phone dinging) 586 00:49:24,631 --> 00:49:27,131 (funky music) 587 00:49:42,182 --> 00:49:44,849 (phone ringing) 588 00:50:34,398 --> 00:50:37,565 (footsteps pattering) 589 00:50:45,847 --> 00:50:47,623 Here's to surviving another month. 590 00:50:48,925 --> 00:50:51,592 (mugs clinking) 591 00:50:57,588 --> 00:51:00,088 (eerie music) 592 00:51:31,128 --> 00:51:33,378 (knocking) 593 00:51:35,928 --> 00:51:37,330 Hi, you must be Martin. 594 00:51:37,330 --> 00:51:39,433 - Yes. - Come in, come in. 595 00:51:41,110 --> 00:51:43,643 I'm Sparkle, welcome to New York. 596 00:51:44,508 --> 00:51:45,960 Do you have the money? 597 00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:46,983 - Yes, of course. 598 00:51:52,308 --> 00:51:53,220 (chuckles) 599 00:51:53,220 --> 00:51:55,500 - Great, thanks. 600 00:51:55,500 --> 00:51:56,683 Here's the bedroom. 601 00:51:59,970 --> 00:52:02,933 The kitchen, and there's the bathroom. 602 00:52:03,790 --> 00:52:05,533 - It's tiny, huh? 603 00:52:06,720 --> 00:52:08,327 - Well, that's New York for you. 604 00:52:11,371 --> 00:52:12,788 There's the keys. 605 00:52:14,187 --> 00:52:15,990 And this is the wifi code. 606 00:52:15,990 --> 00:52:16,920 We use the bar's, 607 00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:18,880 so it can be a bit sporadic, 608 00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:21,260 but it's really fast when it's on. 609 00:52:21,260 --> 00:52:22,470 - Okay. 610 00:52:22,470 --> 00:52:24,950 - Oh, and this is super important. 611 00:52:24,950 --> 00:52:26,840 You have to wear this when you're entering 612 00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:27,940 and leaving the apartment. 613 00:52:27,940 --> 00:52:30,030 They've installed security cameras. 614 00:52:30,030 --> 00:52:33,810 They're watching us, making sure that no one's Share B&Bing. 615 00:52:33,810 --> 00:52:35,430 They've threatened to evict anyone who is, 616 00:52:35,430 --> 00:52:37,670 so we just have to use a little caution. 617 00:52:37,670 --> 00:52:39,220 - Okay, I understand. 618 00:52:39,220 --> 00:52:42,723 - Great, here's an extra one, just in case you... 619 00:52:45,630 --> 00:52:46,463 Get lucky. 620 00:52:46,463 --> 00:52:47,296 (snickers) 621 00:52:47,296 --> 00:52:49,770 Oh, you don't have to wear it inside of the apartment. 622 00:52:49,770 --> 00:52:51,640 - I know, I'm just trying it on. 623 00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:53,230 - [Sparkle] Okay, great, thanks. 624 00:52:53,230 --> 00:52:54,553 Can I get you a coffee? 625 00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:56,530 - No, thanks. 626 00:52:56,530 --> 00:52:57,623 - How about a beer? 627 00:53:00,050 --> 00:53:02,030 - No, it's a little early for me. 628 00:53:02,030 --> 00:53:03,620 - Okay, well, they're in the fridge. 629 00:53:03,620 --> 00:53:05,250 Help yourself later. 630 00:53:05,250 --> 00:53:07,140 And speaking of later, 631 00:53:07,140 --> 00:53:09,820 I'm DJing at a club around the corner. 632 00:53:09,820 --> 00:53:11,430 I can put your name on the guest list, 633 00:53:11,430 --> 00:53:13,930 and get you some drinks, if you like. 634 00:53:13,930 --> 00:53:15,780 There should be some cute boys there. 635 00:53:18,220 --> 00:53:19,793 - Okay, sure. 636 00:53:20,630 --> 00:53:21,859 - Great. 637 00:53:21,859 --> 00:53:24,109 (chuckles) 638 00:53:25,311 --> 00:53:28,494 ♪ From outer space ♪ 639 00:53:28,494 --> 00:53:32,055 ♪ Destiny from outer space ♪ 640 00:53:32,055 --> 00:53:35,909 ♪ Destiny from outer space ♪ 641 00:53:35,909 --> 00:53:40,034 ♪ Destiny from outer space ♪ 642 00:53:40,034 --> 00:53:41,373 - Hey. 643 00:53:41,373 --> 00:53:44,463 So, have you seen Tarik? 644 00:53:44,463 --> 00:53:46,029 - No. 645 00:53:46,029 --> 00:53:47,483 He should be here, though. 646 00:53:47,483 --> 00:53:50,610 But you know him, he's probably fucking around somewhere. 647 00:53:50,610 --> 00:53:51,810 - What? 648 00:53:51,810 --> 00:53:52,643 - Nothing. 649 00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:54,564 Hey, buy me a drink. 650 00:53:56,180 --> 00:53:57,013 - Hey. 651 00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:00,126 Give me two vodka sodas. 652 00:54:00,126 --> 00:54:03,968 (funky techno music) 653 00:54:03,968 --> 00:54:04,801 - Cheers. 654 00:54:09,650 --> 00:54:10,983 - So, what do you mean? 655 00:54:12,470 --> 00:54:14,830 - Oh, you really are in love, aren't you? 656 00:54:14,830 --> 00:54:15,663 - Fuck off. 657 00:54:16,830 --> 00:54:18,210 I'm just worried about him. 658 00:54:18,210 --> 00:54:20,403 - Oh, everyone's worried about Tarik. 659 00:54:20,403 --> 00:54:22,240 Poor, poor Tarik. 660 00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:23,650 You know it's not true. 661 00:54:23,650 --> 00:54:26,460 The story he made up about his terrorist father. 662 00:54:26,460 --> 00:54:28,800 His parents live in New Jersey, his dad's a dentist. 663 00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:29,633 - Bullshit. 664 00:54:31,020 --> 00:54:32,543 - Have you seen his teeth? 665 00:54:34,507 --> 00:54:37,302 - I still don't believe you. 666 00:54:37,302 --> 00:54:38,385 - Look it up. 667 00:54:43,771 --> 00:54:45,225 Gotta go. 668 00:54:45,225 --> 00:54:48,308 (funky techno music) 669 00:55:02,431 --> 00:55:06,006 ♪ Destiny from outer space ♪ 670 00:55:06,006 --> 00:55:09,598 ♪ Destiny from outer space ♪ 671 00:55:09,598 --> 00:55:13,268 ♪ Destiny from outer space ♪ 672 00:55:13,268 --> 00:55:17,093 ♪ Destiny from outer space ♪ 673 00:55:17,093 --> 00:55:20,934 ♪ Destiny from outer space ♪ 674 00:55:20,934 --> 00:55:24,643 ♪ Destiny from outer space ♪ 675 00:55:24,643 --> 00:55:28,793 ♪ Destiny from outer space ♪ 676 00:55:28,793 --> 00:55:32,043 (drowned out mumbling) 677 00:55:45,869 --> 00:55:47,431 - [Slade] Fuck off! 678 00:55:47,431 --> 00:55:50,120 - [Man] Wait, come back! 679 00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:50,953 Really? 680 00:55:52,710 --> 00:55:56,439 ♪ Electronic digital ♪ 681 00:55:56,439 --> 00:56:00,205 ♪ Electronic digital ♪ 682 00:56:00,205 --> 00:56:03,997 ♪ Electronic digital ♪ 683 00:56:03,997 --> 00:56:07,685 ♪ Electronic digital ♪ 684 00:56:07,685 --> 00:56:11,501 ♪ Electronic digital ♪ 685 00:56:11,501 --> 00:56:15,293 ♪ Electronic digital ♪ 686 00:56:15,293 --> 00:56:17,710 ♪ Electronic ♪ 687 00:56:39,747 --> 00:56:41,564 ♪ Who ♪ 688 00:56:41,564 --> 00:56:43,327 ♪ What ♪ 689 00:56:43,327 --> 00:56:45,196 ♪ Why ♪ 690 00:56:45,196 --> 00:56:47,146 ♪ When ♪ 691 00:56:47,146 --> 00:56:49,036 ♪ Where ♪ 692 00:56:49,036 --> 00:56:50,880 ♪ Who ♪ 693 00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:52,772 ♪ What ♪ 694 00:56:52,772 --> 00:56:54,667 ♪ Why ♪ 695 00:56:54,667 --> 00:56:56,491 ♪ When ♪ 696 00:56:56,491 --> 00:56:58,432 ♪ Where ♪ 697 00:56:58,432 --> 00:57:00,177 ♪ Who ♪ 698 00:57:00,177 --> 00:57:02,178 ♪ What ♪ 699 00:57:02,178 --> 00:57:03,970 ♪ Why ♪ 700 00:57:03,970 --> 00:57:05,780 ♪ When ♪ 701 00:57:05,780 --> 00:57:07,710 ♪ Where ♪ 702 00:57:07,710 --> 00:57:09,543 ♪ Who ♪ 703 00:57:14,132 --> 00:57:15,296 (laughing) 704 00:57:15,296 --> 00:57:17,196 - What a charming apartment you have. 705 00:57:17,196 --> 00:57:20,190 (laughing) 706 00:57:20,190 --> 00:57:21,023 - Thank you. 707 00:57:26,510 --> 00:57:29,080 - Mind if I get a drink? 708 00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:30,010 - Sure. 709 00:57:30,010 --> 00:57:31,010 Yeah, help yourself. 710 00:57:34,730 --> 00:57:38,176 I have to pee like a racehorse. 711 00:57:38,176 --> 00:57:39,370 (chuckling) 712 00:57:39,370 --> 00:57:42,120 - Oh, be careful of the flush, it gets a little wobbly. 713 00:57:43,710 --> 00:57:44,716 - How do you know that? 714 00:57:44,716 --> 00:57:47,230 Have you been here before? 715 00:57:47,230 --> 00:57:49,500 - No, it's just all the toilets 716 00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:52,103 in New York are wobbly. 717 00:57:53,010 --> 00:57:54,013 - Oh, okay. 718 00:57:58,926 --> 00:58:01,759 (toilet flushing) 719 00:58:07,058 --> 00:58:09,725 (door clanking) 720 00:58:15,057 --> 00:58:18,562 Ooh, those drinks 721 00:58:18,562 --> 00:58:21,246 were stronger than I thought. 722 00:58:21,246 --> 00:58:23,341 (laughing) 723 00:58:23,341 --> 00:58:24,174 - Yeah. 724 00:58:27,282 --> 00:58:30,730 Three, two, one. 725 00:58:30,730 --> 00:58:32,980 Timber! 726 00:58:35,239 --> 00:58:38,072 (bottle clanking) 727 00:58:50,848 --> 00:58:53,098 (rustling) 728 00:59:34,946 --> 00:59:37,446 (funky music) 729 01:00:17,794 --> 01:00:20,961 What did I tell ya? - Alright, alright. 730 01:00:35,005 --> 01:00:38,368 ♪ No one ♪ 731 01:00:38,368 --> 01:00:42,237 ♪ Can stop us, they try ♪ 732 01:00:42,237 --> 01:00:45,782 ♪ No one ♪ 733 01:00:45,782 --> 01:00:49,702 ♪ Can stop us, they try ♪ 734 01:00:49,702 --> 01:00:53,257 ♪ No one ♪ 735 01:00:53,257 --> 01:00:57,110 ♪ Can stop us, they try ♪ 736 01:00:57,110 --> 01:01:00,742 ♪ No one ♪ 737 01:01:00,742 --> 01:01:04,277 ♪ Can stop us, they try ♪ 738 01:01:04,277 --> 01:01:06,073 ♪ It's so good ♪ 739 01:01:06,073 --> 01:01:07,850 ♪ It's so right ♪ 740 01:01:07,850 --> 01:01:10,538 ♪ To shake your body, baby ♪ 741 01:01:10,538 --> 01:01:11,596 ♪ All through the night ♪ 742 01:01:11,596 --> 01:01:13,528 ♪ It's so good ♪ 743 01:01:13,528 --> 01:01:15,354 ♪ It's so right ♪ 744 01:01:15,354 --> 01:01:18,059 ♪ To shake your body, baby ♪ 745 01:01:18,059 --> 01:01:19,166 ♪ All through the night ♪ 746 01:01:19,166 --> 01:01:20,117 ♪ All through the night ♪ 747 01:01:20,117 --> 01:01:21,240 ♪ All through the night ♪ 748 01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:22,416 ♪ All through the night ♪ 749 01:01:22,416 --> 01:01:23,577 ♪ All through the night ♪ 750 01:01:23,577 --> 01:01:24,700 ♪ All through the night ♪ 751 01:01:24,700 --> 01:01:25,878 ♪ All through the night ♪ 752 01:01:25,878 --> 01:01:27,097 ♪ All through the night ♪ 753 01:01:27,097 --> 01:01:28,353 ♪ All through the night ♪ 754 01:01:28,353 --> 01:01:29,529 ♪ All through the night ♪ 755 01:01:29,529 --> 01:01:30,696 ♪ All through the night ♪ 756 01:01:30,696 --> 01:01:31,872 ♪ All through the night ♪ 757 01:01:31,872 --> 01:01:35,289 ♪ All through the night ♪ 758 01:02:06,627 --> 01:02:08,327 - You guys want some room service? 759 01:02:09,237 --> 01:02:11,487 (grunting) 760 01:02:13,650 --> 01:02:15,483 Hi, I'd love to order room service. 761 01:02:17,140 --> 01:02:20,660 Yeah, can we get two steak and eggs 762 01:02:20,660 --> 01:02:22,723 and an oatmeal with almond milk. 763 01:02:26,060 --> 01:02:28,563 Oh, and, no, three coffees. 764 01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:31,593 Thanks. 765 01:02:32,461 --> 01:02:34,961 (phone beeps) 766 01:02:50,559 --> 01:02:53,226 (phone ringing) 767 01:02:54,893 --> 01:02:56,525 - Who the hell is calling? 768 01:02:56,525 --> 01:02:57,358 - Hello? 769 01:02:59,260 --> 01:03:00,733 No, just put it on the card. 770 01:03:04,590 --> 01:03:05,563 Wait, what? 771 01:03:08,290 --> 01:03:09,820 Oh, okay, okay. 772 01:03:09,820 --> 01:03:10,653 No, no. 773 01:03:11,790 --> 01:03:14,240 Yeah, just shut up, I'll be right down. 774 01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:15,150 Okay, bye. 775 01:03:15,996 --> 01:03:16,996 We gotta go. 776 01:03:18,738 --> 01:03:20,085 - What do you mean we gotta go? 777 01:03:20,085 --> 01:03:22,010 - [Eddie] We gotta go, prince charming reported the card. 778 01:03:22,010 --> 01:03:23,550 - [Sparkle] Whoa, we gotta go. 779 01:03:23,550 --> 01:03:24,763 - Stolen? - Yeah. 780 01:03:28,233 --> 01:03:30,733 (funky music) 781 01:04:15,158 --> 01:04:16,620 (keys jangling) 782 01:04:16,620 --> 01:04:18,510 - I hope you had a pleasant stay. 783 01:04:18,510 --> 01:04:19,900 - Yeah, right. 784 01:04:19,900 --> 01:04:21,300 - Be sure to give me a good review, 785 01:04:21,300 --> 01:04:23,400 and I'll do the same for you. 786 01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:24,993 - I'm onto your little scam. 787 01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:27,350 - What? 788 01:04:27,350 --> 01:04:28,513 - Don't play dumb. 789 01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:31,510 You're getting a nasty review from me. 790 01:04:31,510 --> 01:04:34,760 You're lucky I don't call the cops on you and your cohorts. 791 01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:35,770 - Cohorts? 792 01:04:35,770 --> 01:04:37,510 What on earth do you mean? 793 01:04:37,510 --> 01:04:38,605 Please don't do that, 794 01:04:38,605 --> 01:04:40,440 I think there's been some type of misunderstanding. 795 01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:41,633 Let's talk about this. 796 01:04:42,868 --> 01:04:44,118 - Unbelievable. 797 01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:49,937 (door slams) 798 01:04:52,469 --> 01:04:54,513 - Have a good day. 799 01:04:54,513 --> 01:04:57,013 (funky music) 800 01:05:57,373 --> 01:05:58,844 (gasps) 801 01:05:58,844 --> 01:05:59,677 - You scared the shit out of me! 802 01:05:59,677 --> 01:06:02,057 (shushing) 803 01:06:02,057 --> 01:06:03,807 - Sparkle's sleeping. 804 01:06:05,611 --> 01:06:08,125 - What are you doing up? 805 01:06:08,125 --> 01:06:08,958 - Nothing. 806 01:06:09,969 --> 01:06:12,164 What are you doing up? 807 01:06:12,164 --> 01:06:13,747 - I couldn't sleep. 808 01:06:34,058 --> 01:06:35,975 Sparkle is right there. 809 01:06:38,713 --> 01:06:40,624 - Come on, now. 810 01:06:40,624 --> 01:06:43,124 (funky music) 811 01:08:28,312 --> 01:08:29,750 Morning. 812 01:08:29,750 --> 01:08:31,643 - What are you two smiling about? 813 01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:34,407 Don't answer that. 814 01:08:34,407 --> 01:08:35,357 I don't wanna know. 815 01:08:36,250 --> 01:08:38,170 They sent me a new lease yesterday. 816 01:08:38,170 --> 01:08:41,020 They're raising our rent by $995. 817 01:08:41,020 --> 01:08:42,685 - What?! 818 01:08:42,685 --> 01:08:44,047 How can they possibly raise it that much?! 819 01:08:44,047 --> 01:08:46,647 - Oh, well, they can do whatever the hell they want. 820 01:08:47,750 --> 01:08:48,583 - Fuck. 821 01:08:50,320 --> 01:08:52,110 Where are we gonna move to now? 822 01:08:52,110 --> 01:08:53,920 - We'll figure something out. 823 01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:54,870 Don't worry about it. 824 01:08:54,870 --> 01:08:56,940 We still have some time left on the old lease, don't we? 825 01:08:56,940 --> 01:08:58,720 - Three months. 826 01:08:58,720 --> 01:08:59,630 - [Eddie] Three months! 827 01:08:59,630 --> 01:09:01,020 See, that's some time. 828 01:09:01,020 --> 01:09:02,520 A lot of time. 829 01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:03,840 - Have you guys seen those bad reviews 830 01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:05,600 we're getting on Share B&B? 831 01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:06,870 - Yes. 832 01:09:06,870 --> 01:09:09,160 I don't want to think about that right now. 833 01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:11,670 When it shits, it shits diarrhea. 834 01:09:11,670 --> 01:09:12,503 - Too vivid. 835 01:09:13,590 --> 01:09:14,921 - Is it? 836 01:09:14,921 --> 01:09:16,338 - [Together] Yes! 837 01:09:19,574 --> 01:09:22,074 (funky music) 838 01:09:32,344 --> 01:09:33,355 ♪ Cook it in the pot ♪ 839 01:09:33,355 --> 01:09:34,544 ♪ Cook it in the pot ♪ 840 01:09:34,544 --> 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01:11:27,935 --> 01:11:28,855 ♪ You got it ♪ 895 01:11:28,855 --> 01:11:29,708 ♪ You got it ♪ 896 01:11:29,708 --> 01:11:30,541 ♪ You got it ♪ 897 01:11:30,541 --> 01:11:31,374 ♪ You got it ♪ 898 01:11:31,374 --> 01:11:32,207 ♪ You got it ♪ 899 01:11:32,207 --> 01:11:33,040 ♪ You got it ♪ 900 01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:33,873 ♪ You got it ♪ 901 01:11:33,873 --> 01:11:34,706 ♪ You got it ♪ 902 01:11:34,706 --> 01:11:35,539 ♪ You got it ♪ 903 01:11:35,539 --> 01:11:36,372 ♪ You got it ♪ 904 01:11:36,372 --> 01:11:37,205 ♪ You got it ♪ 905 01:11:37,205 --> 01:11:38,038 ♪ You got it ♪ 906 01:11:38,038 --> 01:11:38,871 ♪ You got it ♪ 907 01:11:38,871 --> 01:11:39,743 ♪ You got it ♪ 908 01:11:39,743 --> 01:11:41,331 ♪ Just cook it in the pot ♪ 909 01:11:41,331 --> 01:11:42,522 ♪ Cook it in the pot ♪ 910 01:11:42,522 --> 01:11:44,518 ♪ Cook in the cook it in the pot ♪ 911 01:11:44,518 --> 01:11:45,762 ♪ Cook it in the pot ♪ 912 01:11:45,762 --> 01:11:47,711 ♪ Cook it in the cook it in the pot ♪ 913 01:11:47,711 --> 01:11:48,924 ♪ Cook it in the pot ♪ 914 01:11:48,924 --> 01:11:50,893 ♪ Cook in the cook it in the pot ♪ 915 01:11:50,893 --> 01:11:52,147 ♪ Cook it in the pot ♪ 916 01:11:52,147 --> 01:11:53,619 ♪ Cook it 'cause you got it ♪ 917 01:11:53,619 --> 01:11:54,452 ♪ You got it ♪ 918 01:11:54,452 --> 01:11:55,285 ♪ You got it ♪ 919 01:11:55,285 --> 01:11:56,118 ♪ You got it ♪ 920 01:11:56,118 --> 01:11:56,951 ♪ You got it ♪ 921 01:11:56,951 --> 01:11:57,784 ♪ You got it ♪ 922 01:11:57,784 --> 01:11:58,617 ♪ You got it ♪ 923 01:11:58,617 --> 01:11:59,450 ♪ You got it ♪ 924 01:11:59,450 --> 01:12:00,283 ♪ You got it ♪ 925 01:12:00,283 --> 01:12:01,116 ♪ You got it ♪ 926 01:12:01,116 --> 01:12:01,949 ♪ You got it ♪ 927 01:12:01,949 --> 01:12:02,782 ♪ You got it ♪ 928 01:12:02,782 --> 01:12:03,615 ♪ You got it ♪ 929 01:12:03,615 --> 01:12:04,448 ♪ You got it ♪ 930 01:12:04,448 --> 01:12:05,406 ♪ You got it ♪ 931 01:12:05,406 --> 01:12:07,323 ♪ Just ♪ 932 01:12:10,977 --> 01:12:12,939 - What are you doing? 933 01:12:12,939 --> 01:12:16,171 - [Tarik] I don't want to talk to you. 934 01:12:16,171 --> 01:12:17,004 - What? 935 01:12:19,213 --> 01:12:20,067 Slow down, what's happening? 936 01:12:20,067 --> 01:12:22,667 - [Tarik] You told Slade I made up that whole story? 937 01:12:26,140 --> 01:12:27,840 (door clicks) 938 01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:28,872 - No, I-- 939 01:12:28,872 --> 01:12:30,450 - [Tarik] Don't... 940 01:12:30,450 --> 01:12:31,283 Don't lie to me. 941 01:12:34,110 --> 01:12:35,033 - Okay, yeah. 942 01:12:36,030 --> 01:12:38,964 But c'mon, everyone was gonna find out eventually. 943 01:12:38,964 --> 01:12:40,943 - [Tarik] Think I don't know that? 944 01:12:40,943 --> 01:12:42,083 I had a plan. 945 01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:44,673 - Well, you didn't tell me about it. 946 01:12:44,673 --> 01:12:45,973 - I didn't think I had to. 947 01:12:50,148 --> 01:12:51,731 (clanking) 948 01:12:51,731 --> 01:12:53,520 - You're right. 949 01:12:53,520 --> 01:12:54,693 Okay, I'm sorry. 950 01:12:57,250 --> 01:12:58,083 It's just... 951 01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:01,623 Slade is such an asshole. 952 01:13:01,623 --> 01:13:04,480 - Think I didn't know that? 953 01:13:04,480 --> 01:13:07,023 You think I give a fuck about Slade? 954 01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:09,513 I don't. 955 01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:11,723 He doesn't matter. 956 01:13:13,350 --> 01:13:14,983 But he told everyone. 957 01:13:16,270 --> 01:13:17,563 Including my professor. 958 01:13:19,020 --> 01:13:20,970 And he told the department head. 959 01:13:20,970 --> 01:13:23,111 And he told my parents. 960 01:13:23,111 --> 01:13:25,600 (scoffs) 961 01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:27,093 - Shit. - Yeah. 962 01:13:28,465 --> 01:13:30,715 They're not gonna pay for my tuition anymore. 963 01:13:33,969 --> 01:13:35,720 So I'm dropping out of school. 964 01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:37,683 And I'm gonna move home to New Jersey. 965 01:13:40,470 --> 01:13:42,010 Go to community college there 966 01:13:43,002 --> 01:13:44,083 and work for my dad. 967 01:13:45,824 --> 01:13:47,074 - [Eddie] What? 968 01:13:48,370 --> 01:13:49,423 That's crazy. 969 01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:52,510 You don't have to move out! 970 01:13:52,510 --> 01:13:53,860 We'll figure something out. 971 01:13:58,520 --> 01:13:59,353 - It's finished. 972 01:14:03,150 --> 01:14:03,983 We're finished. 973 01:14:07,170 --> 01:14:08,003 - Don't. 974 01:14:11,164 --> 01:14:11,997 I'm sorry. 975 01:14:13,370 --> 01:14:14,420 Let me fix it. - No. 976 01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:19,423 - I promise. 977 01:14:20,670 --> 01:14:22,070 - No more promises, alright? 978 01:14:25,306 --> 01:14:26,540 (lips smacking) 979 01:14:26,540 --> 01:14:27,640 Take care of yourself. 980 01:14:29,830 --> 01:14:31,030 Tell Sparkle I said bye. 981 01:14:34,520 --> 01:14:37,020 (funky music) 982 01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:16,863 - Come on, get up now. 983 01:15:18,323 --> 01:15:19,740 - Leave me alone. 984 01:15:20,697 --> 01:15:22,980 - [Sparkle] You've been moping around this bed for days, 985 01:15:22,980 --> 01:15:23,930 and I'm sick of it! 986 01:15:24,770 --> 01:15:26,790 - I don't feel good. 987 01:15:26,790 --> 01:15:28,683 - Well, that's too goddamn bad. 988 01:15:30,020 --> 01:15:32,253 You're coming to my show tonight, and that's final. 989 01:15:33,247 --> 01:15:35,330 (grunts) 990 01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:41,170 - Okay! 991 01:15:41,170 --> 01:15:42,003 Okay, I'm up. 992 01:15:42,910 --> 01:15:43,743 - Good. 993 01:15:44,809 --> 01:15:46,959 Now get dressed and help me with my makeup. 994 01:15:58,540 --> 01:16:00,460 Sex is simple. 995 01:16:00,460 --> 01:16:03,253 It has a definite beginning, middle, and end. 996 01:16:04,253 --> 01:16:05,603 And love is something else. 997 01:16:07,750 --> 01:16:09,910 It sneaks up on you. 998 01:16:09,910 --> 01:16:11,323 Takes control of you. 999 01:16:12,340 --> 01:16:15,520 And once you're lulled into its complacency, 1000 01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:16,973 it starts slipping away. 1001 01:16:18,570 --> 01:16:20,620 You try to take it back, 1002 01:16:20,620 --> 01:16:22,400 but it's too late. 1003 01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:24,540 That's when the fights start happening. 1004 01:16:24,540 --> 01:16:26,933 And the bitterness and the resentment. 1005 01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:29,523 It's best to just let it go. 1006 01:16:30,480 --> 01:16:33,770 Enjoy it, cherish it while it lasts. 1007 01:16:33,770 --> 01:16:35,613 But when it's over, let it be over. 1008 01:16:36,935 --> 01:16:38,616 - You have no heart. 1009 01:16:38,616 --> 01:16:40,100 - Oh, I have a heart. 1010 01:16:40,100 --> 01:16:42,763 And believe me, I feel pain just as much as you do. 1011 01:16:43,960 --> 01:16:47,133 But the heart will heal itself, if you let it. 1012 01:16:48,605 --> 01:16:49,930 - It's not that easy. 1013 01:16:49,930 --> 01:16:50,763 - Yes, it is. 1014 01:16:53,305 --> 01:16:55,305 (sighs) 1015 01:16:56,220 --> 01:16:57,053 - Okay. 1016 01:17:01,790 --> 01:17:02,890 Where's your lighter? 1017 01:17:03,766 --> 01:17:05,349 - It's in my purse. 1018 01:17:08,063 --> 01:17:10,730 (opera singing) 1019 01:18:40,738 --> 01:18:42,988 (applause) 1020 01:18:57,961 --> 01:19:00,211 (rustling) 1021 01:19:15,624 --> 01:19:18,291 (bird flailing) 1022 01:19:38,455 --> 01:19:42,205 (sirens blaring in distance) 1023 01:20:08,647 --> 01:20:10,097 - Everything is for sale now. 1024 01:20:12,713 --> 01:20:14,083 Or rather, on loan. 1025 01:20:15,590 --> 01:20:17,853 You don't own anything anymore. 1026 01:20:19,420 --> 01:20:21,023 Everything is shared. 1027 01:20:23,220 --> 01:20:24,417 If you have home or an apartment, 1028 01:20:24,417 --> 01:20:26,667 you share it with strangers to pay your rent. 1029 01:20:28,880 --> 01:20:30,063 You become a hotel, 1030 01:20:32,570 --> 01:20:33,403 a maid, 1031 01:20:35,310 --> 01:20:36,663 a servant in your own home. 1032 01:20:37,732 --> 01:20:40,560 You think about your guests and what they would like, 1033 01:20:40,560 --> 01:20:41,460 not what you want. 1034 01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:43,323 You don't matter. 1035 01:20:44,910 --> 01:20:46,903 You fade into the background. 1036 01:20:48,750 --> 01:20:52,013 You worry about reviews and how many likes you get. 1037 01:20:53,548 --> 01:20:55,540 If you have a car you share that, 1038 01:20:55,540 --> 01:20:58,233 you drive drunk rich idiots around to pay for it. 1039 01:20:59,493 --> 01:21:01,793 The insurance, the gas, the upkeep. 1040 01:21:02,880 --> 01:21:04,900 You provide water and mints 1041 01:21:04,900 --> 01:21:06,220 and worry about your score. 1042 01:21:06,220 --> 01:21:08,370 Just one click away from losing everything. 1043 01:21:10,210 --> 01:21:12,310 If you have anything, you sell it on Ebay 1044 01:21:12,310 --> 01:21:15,930 to pay your credit card, internet, and phone bills, 1045 01:21:15,930 --> 01:21:17,330 making sure you get it out on time 1046 01:21:17,330 --> 01:21:19,280 and in the right condition. 1047 01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:23,043 You must stay above average, above 90%. 1048 01:21:24,159 --> 01:21:25,993 It's a full time, 24/7 job. 1049 01:21:26,850 --> 01:21:29,510 Buying and selling and renting and sharing 1050 01:21:29,510 --> 01:21:32,190 and branding and rating and posting 1051 01:21:32,190 --> 01:21:33,820 and liking and reviewing and loading 1052 01:21:33,820 --> 01:21:35,610 and unloading and shipping and receiving 1053 01:21:35,610 --> 01:21:38,293 and building and growing and on and on and on. 1054 01:21:42,930 --> 01:21:47,230 If you have a decent body, you let people see it, 1055 01:21:47,230 --> 01:21:50,113 use it, abuse it, 1056 01:21:51,440 --> 01:21:54,940 dismiss it, play with it, 1057 01:21:54,940 --> 01:21:58,660 destroy it, so you can pay your gym membership, 1058 01:21:58,660 --> 01:22:01,200 doctor, your dentist, and plastic surgeon 1059 01:22:01,200 --> 01:22:02,830 to fix it so that you can continue 1060 01:22:02,830 --> 01:22:04,153 to have the decent body. 1061 01:22:06,930 --> 01:22:09,940 You sell your eggs to pay off creditors. 1062 01:22:09,940 --> 01:22:12,393 You sell your sperm to help your credit score. 1063 01:22:13,820 --> 01:22:16,233 You've given too much blood, they won't take any more. 1064 01:22:19,807 --> 01:22:21,500 You sell whatever organs you can spare 1065 01:22:21,500 --> 01:22:24,750 to pay your water, 1066 01:22:24,750 --> 01:22:26,103 gas, and electric bill. 1067 01:22:27,820 --> 01:22:29,583 How much liver do you need really? 1068 01:22:30,460 --> 01:22:31,523 How many kidneys? 1069 01:22:32,385 --> 01:22:33,218 Lungs? 1070 01:22:34,451 --> 01:22:35,503 Eyes? 1071 01:22:37,030 --> 01:22:38,220 Legs? 1072 01:22:38,220 --> 01:22:39,073 Arms? 1073 01:22:40,820 --> 01:22:42,170 Do you really need a heart? 1074 01:22:46,360 --> 01:22:47,930 You just keep selling things 1075 01:22:47,930 --> 01:22:50,923 until one day you have nothing and are nothing. 1076 01:22:54,080 --> 01:22:55,493 You simply disappear. 1077 01:23:49,330 --> 01:23:50,230 At least you don't have to worry 1078 01:23:50,230 --> 01:23:51,890 about funeral and burial cost. 1079 01:24:02,142 --> 01:24:04,189 (sighs) 1080 01:24:04,189 --> 01:24:06,439 (rustling) 1081 01:24:17,240 --> 01:24:18,799 - Is this the last of it? 1082 01:24:18,799 --> 01:24:20,299 - Yeah, that's it. 1083 01:24:32,892 --> 01:24:35,559 (door clicking) 1084 01:24:46,227 --> 01:24:47,937 I'm gonna miss you. 1085 01:24:47,937 --> 01:24:50,354 - Don't miss me, remember me. 1086 01:24:52,140 --> 01:24:54,220 - We had some good times. 1087 01:24:54,220 --> 01:24:55,673 - Yeah, we did, didn't we? 1088 01:24:59,850 --> 01:25:01,230 - You sure you don't need help packing 1089 01:25:01,230 --> 01:25:02,693 or clearing the place out? 1090 01:25:03,980 --> 01:25:07,530 - No, I think I'm just gonna throw most of it out 1091 01:25:07,530 --> 01:25:09,863 or I'm gonna let the landlord deal with it. 1092 01:25:10,898 --> 01:25:13,398 I don't need any of this crap. 1093 01:25:17,233 --> 01:25:19,027 - You take care of yourself. 1094 01:25:19,027 --> 01:25:19,860 - You too. 1095 01:25:30,548 --> 01:25:33,048 (funky music) 1096 01:26:40,322 --> 01:26:43,489 - Sorry, didn't mean to scare you. 1097 01:26:46,838 --> 01:26:49,070 - [Sparkle] No, you're fine. 1098 01:26:49,070 --> 01:26:51,320 - Have you decided where you're going? 1099 01:26:51,320 --> 01:26:54,220 - South, like the birds. 1100 01:26:54,220 --> 01:26:55,713 Maybe Florida or Mexico, 1101 01:26:57,010 --> 01:26:58,523 Honduras, or Brazil. 1102 01:26:59,820 --> 01:27:01,870 Maybe even the South Pole. 1103 01:27:01,870 --> 01:27:03,440 - It's cold down there. 1104 01:27:03,440 --> 01:27:04,640 - Yeah, I'll be alright. 1105 01:27:06,180 --> 01:27:08,833 Your girlfriend got another client over? 1106 01:27:09,800 --> 01:27:11,400 - No. 1107 01:27:11,400 --> 01:27:13,850 She left me. 1108 01:27:13,850 --> 01:27:17,169 I'm just smoking out here, out of habit. 1109 01:27:17,169 --> 01:27:19,020 - Oh, I'm sorry. 1110 01:27:19,020 --> 01:27:20,260 - Don't be. 1111 01:27:20,260 --> 01:27:23,173 It's for the best. 1112 01:27:28,710 --> 01:27:32,580 Hey, do you want to come up to my place for... 1113 01:27:32,580 --> 01:27:35,030 Well, I know you don't drink or smoke, 1114 01:27:35,030 --> 01:27:39,393 but how about something else? 1115 01:27:42,960 --> 01:27:45,823 - Sure, why not? - Cool. 1116 01:27:51,005 --> 01:27:56,005 ♪ Sincerely yours ♪ 1117 01:27:56,022 --> 01:28:01,022 ♪ Who cares what people are saying ♪ 1118 01:28:01,550 --> 01:28:06,550 ♪ Completely yours ♪ 1119 01:28:06,728 --> 01:28:11,728 ♪ It's not a game that I'm playing ♪ 1120 01:28:12,010 --> 01:28:15,127 ♪ Let's just but us a car ♪ 1121 01:28:15,127 --> 01:28:17,436 ♪ And drive, yeah ♪ 1122 01:28:17,436 --> 01:28:22,436 ♪ Let's just start us another life, yeah ♪ 1123 01:28:22,808 --> 01:28:26,999 ♪ Let's go, have fun when we are young ♪ 1124 01:28:26,999 --> 01:28:29,687 ♪ Now we are just waiting for ♪ 1125 01:28:29,687 --> 01:28:33,750 ♪ The signal to change, yeah ♪ 1126 01:28:33,750 --> 01:28:35,314 ♪ This is love ♪ 1127 01:28:35,314 --> 01:28:38,838 ♪ And true love never changes ♪ 1128 01:28:38,838 --> 01:28:40,666 ♪ This is why ♪ 1129 01:28:40,666 --> 01:28:44,117 ♪ I'm not afraid of saying ♪ 1130 01:28:44,117 --> 01:28:46,841 ♪ I don't wanna spend my life ♪ 1131 01:28:46,841 --> 01:28:50,683 ♪ Doing anything but touching you ♪ 1132 01:28:50,683 --> 01:28:54,405 ♪ And that is just what I will do ♪ 1133 01:28:54,405 --> 01:28:56,905 (funky music) 1134 01:29:16,382 --> 01:29:18,843 ♪ I don't wanna spend my life ♪ 1135 01:29:18,843 --> 01:29:21,436 ♪ Doing anything ♪ 1136 01:29:21,436 --> 01:29:26,436 ♪ Why can't you see ♪ 1137 01:29:26,681 --> 01:29:31,681 ♪ I just can't see anybody ♪ 1138 01:29:32,271 --> 01:29:37,271 ♪ Except for you ♪ 1139 01:29:37,346 --> 01:29:42,346 ♪ It happened all of a sudden ♪ 1140 01:29:42,735 --> 01:29:47,735 ♪ Let's just buy us a car and drive yeah ♪ 1141 01:29:48,038 --> 01:29:53,038 ♪ Let's just start us another life yeah ♪ 1142 01:29:53,383 --> 01:29:57,416 ♪ Let's go, have fun while we are young ♪ 1143 01:29:57,416 --> 01:30:00,244 ♪ Now we are just waiting for ♪ 1144 01:30:00,244 --> 01:30:04,448 ♪ The signal to change yeah ♪ 1145 01:30:04,448 --> 01:30:05,920 ♪ This is love ♪ 1146 01:30:05,920 --> 01:30:09,460 ♪ And true love never changes ♪ 1147 01:30:09,460 --> 01:30:11,263 ♪ This is why ♪ 1148 01:30:11,263 --> 01:30:14,733 ♪ I'm not afraid of saying ♪ 1149 01:30:14,733 --> 01:30:17,219 ♪ I don't wanna spend my life ♪ 1150 01:30:17,219 --> 01:30:21,407 ♪ Doing anything but touching you ♪ 1151 01:30:21,407 --> 01:30:25,184 ♪ And that is just what I will do ♪ 1152 01:30:25,184 --> 01:30:27,767 (funky music) 70462

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