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- What should I say?
- I don't know.
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Whatever you like.
Hello, Bumpy. I'm Katherine.
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Who's your favourite
Spice Girl? Over.
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Shh! Trying to listen to this!
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What, the business news?
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Yeah. I like to keep an eye
on the markets.
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Track my investments.
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You don't have any investments,
Julian.
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You're dead.
For your information,
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I've just added an exciting
new fund to my portfolio.
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Oh. I set him up an account,
and I put in a fiver.
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And it's already up to £5.73.
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That's a 15% yield. Yeah.
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"King Midas", they used to call me
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because everything
I touched turned to...
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..fundamental downturn...
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Oh, damn and blast!
Switch it off, Alison.
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Let's go over to Rachel
for today's...
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We don't want to miss...
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What? But you can't even
feel the heat.
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Or the cold. Or...anything.
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Shh!
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So, as I was saying, Melanie B
is the first...
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I just saw the baby.
Yeah, well, that's where it lives.
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No, I mean, I saw everything.
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Even...
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Oh, Alison, you're having...
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No, no, no. No.
We don't want to know the sex!
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- No, no, no, no, no.
- Do you mind?
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We're trying to watch this.
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Mm. Mm-mm.
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Oh...
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Hello.
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Mr Cooper.
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Charles Worthing here,
Worthing, Cole and...
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Yeah. Yeah. Charlie, hi.
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Have you heard from the golf guys?
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I just got off the phone with them,
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and there's good news
and there's bad news.
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OK. Um... What's the good news?
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The consortium have pulled
the offer.
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You're kidding me?
What the hell is the bad news?!
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No, I... I'm sorry.
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I thought you'd ask
for the bad news first,
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so I've written it down
in that order.
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The good news, bad news
format was a mistake.
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OK. So what's the good news?
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Basically, your bar idea
got them thinking.
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They no longer just want a course.
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They're now proposing
a full-scale golf resort -
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bar, hotel, health spa, the works.
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Oh, my G...
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Alison!
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Alison.
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Alison!
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So, what does that mean for us?
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They want it all, Michael -
to buy the house
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AND grounds in its entirety.
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Buy them...?
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What?!
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Guys...!
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She's just so...
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Rather gusty here.
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..professional.
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Yeah.
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..humidity, which means
there'll be pressure building
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between two fronts.
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We can see more clouds...
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How many times?!
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Easy on the stairs!
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You're kidding. You're kidding.
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No. No.
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Well, what did he say,
exactly?
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Just that. They want the
grounds for the golf course
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and the house for the hotel and bar.
So, a complete buyout.
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How much? I don't know.
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He said they're just gauging
interest in principle for now,
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but he reckons
it'll be a substantial offer.
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Like - big money.
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Pay off our debts.
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Give us a little nest egg.
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This could solve
all of our problems.
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Yeah...
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Oh, God, this is not going
to be an easy...
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OK. Whatever you do,
do not let the ghosts...
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..get wind of this.
Oh, yeah, I know. I'm not an idiot.
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They're here, aren't they?
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Mm-hm. They know, don't they?
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I told them, didn't I?
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All right, guys.
Guys, guys, guys... Hey!
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We've... We've barely had any
time to take this in ourselves,
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let alone make a decision.
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I mean, obviously,
we have to have a conversation...
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I meant...
I meant a conversation with Mike.
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Right. Well, Mike's involved...
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Without you.
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Let's go for a walk.
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How could she even consider
such a thing?
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This is Button House.
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It needs to stay in the family!
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Family, family, family!
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Yeah!
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Although, to be fair,
also money, money, money.
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Could she really leave me?
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I mean, us.
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No! Not on my watch!
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I'm going to make her love me
so much that she never leaves.
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I'll be extra kind and nice
and sweet and caring,
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and I won't put my head
in her belly.
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Kitty's right.
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Excluding the last bit.
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Now, if we want her to stay,
we have to make staying
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seem like
the most attractive option.
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Operation...
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..Be Really, Really Nice.
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Walk to where? I don't know.
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Just get out the house.
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Mm-hm. Away from all the...
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Just weigh up the pros and cons
quietly, without all the drama.
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She left me.
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Oh...
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Come on, mate.
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We'd just gone halves
on a sandwich toaster...!
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Hi, Alison.
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It's me, Kitty.
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Yeah, I know.
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If this is about the house, we...
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Oh, that? No, no.
I've forgotten all about that.
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No, I wanted to assure you,
as a friend,
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as your best friend,
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that the secret's safe with me.
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You know, about the baby's sex.
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Oh. I won't tell a soul.
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And believe me, I can keep a secret.
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I've kept some
for hundreds of years.
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Even some really juicy ones,
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like the one about my friend
Josephine.
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Oooh, the one who poisoned
the mayor's cat?
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How could you know that?
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Because you told me, Kitty.
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Oh, right.
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Well, this will be different.
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One of those real
never-tell-a-soul secrets,
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like that Robin and Mary thing.
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What Robin and Mary thing?
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Oh, nothing. Nothing. W...
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Mm.
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Kitty, did you find...?
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I don't know any secrets!
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I know that sob.
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Heartbreak.
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I thought things were going
well with you and, uh...
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Brenda. ..Brenda. Yeah.
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So did I.
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Then, today, out of the blue,
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she just sends me this text -
"This isn't working."
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Out of nowhere.
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A text? Mm-hm.
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That's cold. She didn't say why?
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Just that it's been weird for ages,
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and she needed something new.
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Like someone else?
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Oh, God...!
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The cousin. It'll be the cousin.
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OK. You need some answers.
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Call her.
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I've tried. She won't pick up.
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Just have some rest, yeah?
You look tired.
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Yeah.
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What?
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He thought she understood him.
I thought she understood me.
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I know, mate.
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There, there. It's all right.
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The first 100 years are the worst.
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Actually, the next 100
are quite bad, too.
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How's he doing?
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Yeah, not great. I think he's going
to have a nap,
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so maybe we could sneak off
for a minute. Have that chat?
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Why?!
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I should probably...
I'll tell you what -
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why don't we both make a list,
the pros and cons of staying,
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then compare them later?
OK. Great idea.
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I mean, yes, it's distressing,
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but you haven't been shot
in the stomach.
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What has she said now?
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Slightly less than the melodrama
would have you believe.
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Jeez, Louise! Can we please have
less sneaking up
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on the pregnant woman?
Yes. Sorry. Of course.
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Anything I can do to help.
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In fact, that's why
I'm here, actually.
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Just to say, if there's
anything I can do to help,
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to help you in any way,
you only need ask. Anything.
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You know, not chores,
obviously, or anything manual.
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You know? No lifting or carrying
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or anything that involves
physical contact of any kind.
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But that aside...anything.
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Anything. Well...
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Yeah. Well, that pretty much
counts out everything
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that might be helpful to
a heavily pregnant woman.
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So, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No.
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Yeah.
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Real smooth!
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What's it to you?
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I don't know. What is,
what is it to me to you?
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What? What?
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I know what this is about. What?
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It's Rachel, isn't it?
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Off the weather.
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You're jealous. Jealous?
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That's right.
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You know that a sophisticated
lady like Rachel
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would never be interested
in an old fossil like you,
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and it's eating you up inside.
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She'd want a modern man.
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A rad dude, drives a Datsun,
eats Caramac.
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Maybe.
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Or maybe she prefers someone
a little more rugged.
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Huh? You know, rough around
the edges.
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A bad boy.
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Not some goody-goody-two-shoe
with your little shorts
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and your tiny toggle.
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It's a woggle!
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As you would know, if you had
one iota of intelligence.
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Ohh! You see, it requires a certain
degree of intellect to communicate
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on a level with someone like Rachel,
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with her southern oscillation
and her tightly packed isobars!
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And with the best will
in the world, Robin,
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you're not exactly
the sharpest tool in...
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The square of the hypotenuse
to a right-angled triangle
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is equal to the sum of the
square of the other two sides.
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So, you can parrot a bit
of Fibonacci...
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That Pythagoras.
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Hold up, clever dick!
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What's the capital of Indonesia?
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What are you doing?
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Oh. Just redistributing some assets.
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Just made a cool 17K.
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That says 17p.
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What do you want, Kitty?
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Don't mind me. You carry on.
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Such a lovely thing to do
for Alison.
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A little nest egg for the baby.
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Yes. Minus my commission,
obviously.
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And while I can't say anything
specific about the baby,
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I'm sure that if the baby could,
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then the baby would thank you
for doing this for him.
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Him?! Oh, no! What have I done?
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Pros and cons.
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Now, Alison... No.
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No, what? No to whatever it is
you're going to say
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about families and houses
and bloodlines.
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We haven't even discussed it yet,
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so I don't want a lecture about
a decision no-one's made.
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Quite right. You take all the time
you need.
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What? And whatever you decide
will be for the best, I'm sure.
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Um... OK.
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Now, how are you?
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Hmm? You look well.
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Positively blooming.
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And that shawl. What a delight.
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00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:35,760
What's happening?
263
00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:37,440
The fit is quite sublime,
264
00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:40,680
and the hue really brings out
the colour of your eyes.
265
00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:42,440
Stop it. Whatever this is,
can you stop it?
266
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:45,120
Stop what, Alison? I'm merely
making conversation.
267
00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:48,040
It's creepy. Oh, my God,
what's wrong with your mouth?
268
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:51,000
I'm smiling, Alison.
People like smiles.
269
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,360
Well, stop it. You're making my skin
go weird.
270
00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:55,600
I'm just being pleasant, Alison.
271
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,760
Is it so hard to believe
that I could be pleasant?
272
00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:01,080
Um... I've been being pleasant
since before you were born,
273
00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:03,920
young lady, and I will not have
my naturally breezy demeanour
274
00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:05,920
called into question
by the likes of you!
275
00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:07,760
It's absolutely outrageous!
276
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:10,120
And take off those boots!
You look like a strumpet!
277
00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:14,040
Wow.
278
00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,040
Good morning, Alison,
and may I just say...
279
00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,360
Out! Understood.
280
00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:23,040
Yeah...
281
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,080
I miss her hair.
282
00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:30,320
Her perfume.
283
00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:31,840
Her feet.
284
00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:34,320
You said feet.
You've already said feet.
285
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:37,320
The way her eyes crinkle
when she smiles.
286
00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:39,720
All eyes do that.
287
00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:40,920
Her feet.
288
00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:44,800
Oh, good God, man, it's been
for ever! Get over it!
289
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:47,760
Stop fawning over her
like a lovesick puppy!
290
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,160
You're embarrassing yourself!
291
00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:51,120
Mike... Oh, Alison.
292
00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:52,920
You're looking radiant.
293
00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:56,080
Is now a good time to compare lists?
294
00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:58,000
Um, yeah. He's just riffing anyway.
295
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,640
I don't think he'll notice I'm gone.
296
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,880
Just abandoned. Again.
297
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,080
My whole life!
298
00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:10,200
Why do people always abandon me?
299
00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:17,080
You're on your own, mate.
300
00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,600
Alison, a moment, please.
301
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,680
Hello, Lady Button.
302
00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,320
Kitty. Are you well?
303
00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,720
Not particularly.
304
00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:35,800
I tried to endear myself
to Alison, as we agreed, but...
305
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:38,840
Well, you've probably never
noticed this, Kitty,
306
00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:43,480
but occasionally I betray
a slightly barbed demeanour.
307
00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:47,880
Well, we all have our flaws.
308
00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:51,840
And I'm sure Alison knows deep down
how much you care for her.
309
00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:53,440
Do you think so? Of course.
310
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:56,160
You're giving up your room
to be the nursery.
311
00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:58,000
What could be more selfless? Yes.
312
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,360
Yes, I suppose you're right.
I can see it now.
313
00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:02,000
A cot in the corner,
314
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:05,000
a chest full of teddies,
and all painted blue.
315
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,840
Blue?! For a boy?! Oh, my goodness!
316
00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,680
What's wrong with me?
317
00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:12,840
You're here. Good. Oh, and Kitty's
here, too. Even better.
318
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:14,360
Now, we were wondering
319
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:15,840
if you would settle, um...
320
00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:18,160
..I wouldn't say a disagreement.
321
00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:21,320
I would. Right. You see, Robin
and I have been discussing
322
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:25,880
what might constitute an ideal
day out with a female companion.
323
00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:27,440
A woman. A lady friend. Woman.
324
00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:30,720
What the Americans might
call a date.
325
00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:32,120
I don't approve of them.
326
00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:33,320
What, dates?
327
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:34,440
Americans.
328
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,680
Right. OK.
329
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:38,200
Well, that's... All we'd like you to
do is just judge
330
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:41,360
which nice day out with a lady
sounds better to you,
331
00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,200
from a female point of view.
332
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,400
Oh, what fun! I see.
333
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:49,280
So, my pitch is a day at the beach.
334
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:50,520
Yes!
335
00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,280
I love the beach.
336
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,360
Oh, it's perfect.
Yes. I'll marry you, Pat.
337
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,920
All right, Kitty.
338
00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:57,400
There's more to it than that.
339
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:58,720
There is? Yes.
340
00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:00,920
We meet at the station.
341
00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:03,800
I got some flowers
from the Londis.
342
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:07,280
We're getting trains, see, so we can
have a couple of those.
343
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:09,840
Then it's straight to the beach
for fish and chips.
344
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,040
Mushy peas, if she likes 'em.
345
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:15,320
We'll stroll down the prom for a 99,
346
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,240
and then we'll sit on the pebbles...
347
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,200
..and have a box of white wine.
348
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,920
The good stuff, mind.
349
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,640
Liebfraumilch.
350
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:26,640
And then, we'll watch the
sun go down.
351
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,120
No.
352
00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:31,480
You what?!
353
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:32,880
Flowers? With my hay fever?
354
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:34,760
And I certainly wouldn't
travel by train.
355
00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:38,640
And peas should not be mushy
any more than wine belongs in a box.
356
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:40,160
The whole thing sounds ghastly!
357
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:41,400
Ha!
358
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,480
All right! Well, let's hear yours!
359
00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:48,120
Rummaging for grubs and then
back to the cave, is it?
360
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,080
We take a carriage
to Simpson's in the Strand.
361
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,280
The pre-theatre menu
but with champagne -
362
00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:55,960
Dumont, Laurent...
363
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:59,160
Then on for dry Martinis
at Claridge's. I've booked ahead.
364
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,960
Robin wins. Yes!
365
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,320
Oh, well done, Robin.
366
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:05,440
You just wooed a 170-year-old woman.
367
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:08,120
Excuse me! And Kitty liked mine.
368
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,120
Well, best of three, then!
369
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:12,600
Ah, perfect.
370
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:15,720
I'm doing him a snack,
so we've got a couple of minutes.
371
00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,640
So, obviously, I've got ghosts.
372
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,560
Yeah, me, too. Yeah.
373
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,240
In which column?
374
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:23,600
Both.
375
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,960
Yeah.
376
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:27,800
Yeah, me, too. I've still to do my
cons cos I'm struggling.
377
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,760
..I'm fortunate, nay blessed...
378
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:32,440
Ghost? Ghosts.
..to share your home... OK.
379
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,400
..with such devoted
and contented companions.
380
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,720
I will catch you later.
If you would.
381
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,960
Imagine a life where you wake
up in the morning
382
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:44,160
to find you haven't been
written a poem.
383
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:45,880
Mm-hm...
384
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:49,800
A life without seeing
this face every day.
385
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:51,880
You see?
386
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,920
Even now, I'm in your thoughts.
387
00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:56,400
Why, you have idly scribed my name.
388
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:59,080
Pray tell, what is a con?
389
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:02,960
It means...confident.
390
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:04,000
And I am...
391
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,960
..confident.
392
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:10,800
Confident that you will make
the right choice.
393
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:19,640
Guys! How many times?
394
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:20,840
Pregnant!
395
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,360
Yeah. Sorry, Alison.
396
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:25,360
We've just got a little favour to
ask if you've got two minutes.
397
00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:27,320
Well, I mean, I do, I... Good.
398
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:30,640
See, Pat think we need modern
lady to judge lady things.
399
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,560
Lady things? Yeah.
400
00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:34,880
We've both got our eye on
Rachel the weather girl,
401
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,120
but we can't agree on who'd win her.
402
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:39,360
So, I'm going in with a day
at the beach.
403
00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:41,800
You know, fish and chips,
Mr Whippy, the works.
404
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,760
No, no, no, no. To win a girl like
that, you're talking
405
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:47,920
dinner at the Strand,
champagne, oyster cocky-tail.
406
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:49,720
No, no. Stop. Stop, stop, stop.
407
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,680
This is ridiculous. Well, yeah.
I did try to tell him. Don't...
408
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,520
I mean, both of you.
409
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:58,240
Firstly, you're dead people fighting
over a woman off the telly.
410
00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:01,640
Secondly, this whole competition
feels kind of demeaning.
411
00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,880
She's not a piece of meat.
412
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:07,400
Yeah! We know that.
413
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,720
She's a lady. Yeah.
414
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:12,240
You know, a lovely,
unique human lady.
415
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:13,400
Human lady.
416
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,440
Well, what's her full name?
417
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,240
Rachel...
418
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,520
Yeah?
419
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:23,560
Guh...
420
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,760
K...
421
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,000
Weather?
422
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,120
McGill.
423
00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:30,400
McGill! So close!
424
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,600
She's not a possession
that either of you can win,
425
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,160
even if you were alive.
426
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:37,280
She's a smart, successful woman
who deserves more respect
427
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,280
than either of you
are showing her right now.
428
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:43,680
She's right.
429
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,440
Yeah.
430
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,000
Share? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
431
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,280
Yeah. Yeah.
432
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,840
Oh, Captain, can I ask your advice?
433
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:56,680
Ah, Katherine. Yes, of course.
Anything.
434
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:59,000
In the war, you had
to keep secrets, yes?
435
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,480
Oh...
436
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:03,280
Well, I... I couldn't possibly
say, Kitty.
437
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,520
Yes. Right.
438
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,640
So, how do you do it? Keep a secret.
439
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:12,760
It turns out I'm not quite as
good at it as I thought I was.
440
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:17,040
Ah, I see. Well, it's actually
pretty straightforward.
441
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:20,280
Just don't allow yourself to be
pulled into any conversations
442
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:23,880
about the offending issue,
which in this case is...?
443
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:26,240
The baby being a boy.
Oh! You see?
444
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:28,600
Good Lord! You're an
interrogator's dream.
445
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,600
Well, I think
in your particular case,
446
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,880
it's best if you keep your
conversations focused
447
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,080
entirely on the other person,
448
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:39,040
thus avoiding the risk
of any accidental divulgence.
449
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,440
Try it. Try it now. Try it.
450
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:45,080
Hello, you two. Hello.
What have you been up to?
451
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,360
Well, we had a little
falling-out, didn't we, Robin?
452
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,680
A lovers' tiff.
453
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,880
Yeah, but it's all patched up now.
454
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:52,680
Honestly, you boys!
455
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:53,840
I said boy. Like baby boy.
456
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:56,200
The baby's a boy!
Oh, I can't stop doing it...!
457
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,520
What's up with...?
458
00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:58,680
Panic over. They're staying.
459
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,680
What? KITTY: Are they?
460
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,280
Alison and I had
a little tete-a-tete and...
461
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:07,320
..well, let's just say I'm confident
she won't be going anywhere.
462
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:10,880
Oh, that's a relief. Well done,
Thomas. Nice one.
463
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:13,800
Ironic, isn't it? All this effort
to keep her here.
464
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,040
It only seems like yesterday
that they arrived here
465
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,400
and we couldn't wait
to get them out.
466
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,760
That's right. True.
467
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,760
Julian even pushed Alison
out of the window!
468
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,880
- He absolutely did...
- What?
469
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:39,920
Now, listen, let's not be too ha...
470
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:42,840
Oh, my God. What have you done?
471
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:45,640
Well, don't look at me!
Julian pushed her!
472
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:48,800
He's right. Julian,
you have to fix this at once.
473
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,720
What? Our efforts are for nothing
now this hangs over us.
474
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,240
It's murder, Julian.
475
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:54,600
Attempted murder.
476
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:55,880
I'm going to be sick.
477
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,600
You have to make this right.
Yeah. It's all on you.
478
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,400
Just take a bite.
479
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:06,880
I can't.
480
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:08,480
It just reminds me of her.
481
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,560
She loves lettuce.
482
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,000
Hello. Obi's phone.
483
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,160
I'm not here.
484
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,560
Just a second.
485
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,520
Hello?
486
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,880
Brenda? Hey! You all right?
487
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,480
Of course I'm not all right.
488
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,120
Oh, God. What's wrong?
489
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:34,040
What do you think? I've been dumped.
490
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:35,200
Huh? By who?
491
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,520
By you.
492
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:37,960
Erm, I didn't dump you.
493
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,320
Yes, you did.
494
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:41,120
Obi, I'd know if I'd dumped you.
495
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:46,840
You said, "This isn't working,"
and, "It's been weird for ages."
496
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,880
Yeah. My phone.
497
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:52,320
But you said, "I think I
need something new."
498
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:53,720
Yeah, a new phone.
499
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,280
But you said, "Don't call.
500
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,640
"I need some time
to figure this out."
501
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,640
Yeah, to get a new phone.
502
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:05,400
Cos mine stopped receiving calls.
I told you that yesterday.
503
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:08,200
Oh, yeah.
504
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,320
You did.
505
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:11,840
So...
506
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:13,360
..are we back together?
507
00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:15,360
We never broke up.
508
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:17,560
Though I suppose
I could pretend we did,
509
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:20,440
you know, if you wanted
to...make up?
510
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,120
Uh... Dude, I got to go.
511
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:25,640
I'm going to call you later.
Brenda. Brenda...
512
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:28,520
Unbelievable.
513
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,800
We're taking the deal.
514
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,080
What?
515
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,280
No, no, no. Never say sorry.
516
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,040
That's the first rule of politics.
517
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:41,720
But you've done it before.
You've sung it before.
518
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:44,440
That was different.
We all did that together.
519
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,720
Never be in a minority.
Second rule of politics.
520
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,800
To Hades with your rules, sir!
521
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,640
You need to apologise, man.
Oh, yeah.
522
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,880
Like a simple sorry
is going to make this right.
523
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:55,560
You'd be surprised.
There's nothing so bad
524
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:58,280
that it can't be fixed
with a sincere apology.
525
00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,680
Oh, really?
526
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,080
Hello, Pat.
Morris here.
527
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:05,880
I'm so sorry
I slept with your wife, mate.
528
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,720
That's all right...
529
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,800
..mate.
530
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:23,640
And thank you for your apology,
you f-f-f-f-f...
531
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,360
..fine fellow.
532
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:29,440
Now you try.
533
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,480
OK, what have they said now?
534
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,880
It's not what they said.
It's just...
535
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,480
It doesn't matter why.
536
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:38,520
We need to leave.
I just... Just trust me.
537
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:43,840
And I sincerely apologise if you
feel in some way aggrieved
538
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,320
by the actions that are alleged...
539
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,200
That's not an apology,
damn your eyes!
540
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:49,840
I'm trying here!
541
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:51,920
My list is, like, 95% cons.
542
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,880
It's just... Are you sure
about this?
543
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,080
There are no second chances
here, Julian.
544
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,720
Don't just say it.
You must mean it.
545
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:01,360
Please don't let her go.
546
00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:04,720
"We will gladly consider the
sale of the house and grounds
547
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:06,200
"in their entirety."
548
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:10,000
Send?
549
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,160
Send.
550
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,720
Alison.
551
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,240
I've got nothing to say to you.
552
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:17,720
Just one minute, please...
553
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,040
I beg of you.
554
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:24,480
Just one minute.
555
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,440
Well...
556
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,160
..the thing is...
557
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:29,760
Uh...
558
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:33,920
I'm...
559
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,160
I'm...
560
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,240
Uh...
561
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,720
I am...
562
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,360
Mm-hm.
563
00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:43,640
I am...
564
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:47,640
I'm not sorry, actually.
565
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:48,840
In fact, I'm glad.
566
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:52,600
Yeah, I'm glad I did what I did,
because were it not for that,
567
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,040
you would never have met us,
568
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:57,680
and our lives would be poorer
for it... Deaths! Deaths!
569
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:02,080
Look, I'm not proud of
my actions, Alison.
570
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,280
Of course I'm not.
571
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:08,440
But I can't pretend to regret them
when they brought with them this...
572
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,280
..magic.
573
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:14,920
This gift that we could have
waited a lifetime for.
574
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,800
1,000 lifetimes.
575
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:21,080
I'm glad you found us, Alison.
576
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:26,880
And I think, if you're honest
with yourself...
577
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,280
..you're glad that we found you.
578
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,640
Ooh...
579
00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:38,680
But you do as you must.
580
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,680
We won't stand in your way.
581
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:48,920
Someone's still talking?
582
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:52,360
You OK?
583
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,480
I can't do it.
584
00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,800
They're awful.
585
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,760
You are... You are awful.
586
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,920
Yeah, I know.
587
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,000
But...
588
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,000
But what are you going to do?
589
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:10,600
It's family.
590
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:18,360
I know that your list
was mainly cons, but...
591
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,880
..how do you feel about staying?
592
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:27,000
Honestly, I only had one pro.
593
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:29,760
But I think it's a goody.
594
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:32,600
Yeah.
595
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:37,360
Oooh! The safe!
596
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,440
Well, I mean...
597
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,040
What about Erin if it's a girl?
598
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,120
Well, we know it's a...
599
00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:58,280
Kitty!
600
00:26:58,280 --> 00:26:59,400
I'm sorry.
601
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,520
Oh! Right, OK, who here knows
the sex of our baby?
602
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,720
I also know. You're kidding!
603
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,040
Does everyone...? Yeah.
604
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:11,600
Guys...
605
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,680
Alison, I know that Kitty
has been a little indiscreet
606
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,440
in regard to this issue,
607
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:19,680
but ensuring a battalion keeps
a vital secret
608
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,800
is exactly what I trained for.
609
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:25,440
You have my personal assurance
that until this baby is born,
610
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,840
no-one in this house will let slip
611
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:29,680
any detail about the little lad.
612
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,000
Great.
613
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,680
Damn it. So, it's a boy, then.
614
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:34,160
What? Damn it.
615
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,720
This is all my fault!
I'm so sorry, Alison.
616
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:38,360
I couldn't help but see.
617
00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:41,560
You couldn't miss it.
It was just so long.
618
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:42,680
Really?
619
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:46,040
Yes. All coiled around him
like a giant spring.
620
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,680
Like a...
621
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:48,720
Wait.
622
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,520
Kitty...
623
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:54,480
Kitty, I think you saw
the umbilical cord.
624
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:55,880
The what?
625
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:58,800
The... The tube that gives
it all its nutrients
626
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,160
when it's inside me.
627
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,640
It does what? Let me see.
628
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:06,120
Now let's take a look at
what the weather has in store.
629
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,600
The outlook's about to get
a little sunnier.
630
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:15,080
Live from our new weather centre in
Salford, it's Richard Hanratty.
631
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,680
How are things looking
for the weekend, Richard?
632
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:20,840
Richard? Oh! Oh, turn
it off, Alison.
633
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:23,680
No, no. No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no...
634
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,200
Let's not be too hasty.
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