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[loud thudding on-screen]
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[roaring]
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[all cheering]
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[narrator]
The age of dinosaurs was over.
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-Aw!
-Fiddlesticks!
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[narrator] 20,000 years ago, Ice Age humans lived
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under constant threat from deadly predators.
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[growling on-screen]
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Freezing temperatures.
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[wind whistling]
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And smells.
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[all sniffing]
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[all gasp]
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Primordial!
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For our ancestors, survival required constant vigilance.
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Even the slightest distraction could prove deadly.
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What do you mean I have
to take the toys off our lawn?
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I didn't even know we had
a homeowner's association.
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In our modern world, true danger is rare.
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Yet, our Ice Age instincts remain... ever on high alert.
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Fine. I'll pick up the toys
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when you take
your Christmas decorations down,
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i.e. never!
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Marge, the children are trying
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to learn facts
about the Ice Age.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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As if the distant past
has anything to do with us.
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? ?
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[grunts]
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[speaking caveman language]
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[stomach growling]
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[hissing]
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[prolonged shouting]
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[munching]
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There is literally nothing
to eat here.
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You know, there are
some children in this world
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-who don't have enough--
-Bored!
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Bart, incredible news!
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You know how my dad got a job
at the sports arena?
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They were changing the floor,
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and he got trapped
between the hockey ice
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and the basketball court
for two days.
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[Kirk] Okay, that's
a double dribble. I felt it!
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When he agreed not to sue,
they gave him four tickets
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to see Violencia Gigante
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-in concert!
-Oh, my God!
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Do you think they'll do one
of their songs about drugs?
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Hey, as long as they do the one
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about drowning guys
in prison toilets.
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[both]
"Ba?o Muerte"!
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So can I go to the concert?
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I don't know.
You're awfully young.
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What if you get jostled?
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Yes, I'm young,
but I'm responsible.
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Really?
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Bart, save yourself.
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Okay.
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You got to let me go
to the show!
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They rap in Spanish.
It's educational!
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Say, Mom, to inform
your parenting choices,
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why don't you listen
to one of their songs?
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Great idea, sis.
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[man rapping in Spanish
over instrumental beat]
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[man trilling, grunting]
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Well, it can't be
that offensive.
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He barely says anything.
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Ha! He's playing
the clean version.
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Here's the original.
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And the translation
of the lyrics.
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She doesn't need
to hear and see that!
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Oh, my. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God! ?Dios m��o!
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There's no way
you're going to that concert.
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I forbid it!
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Why did you sell me out?
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Great question.
Why'd I do it,
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Mutilated Malibu Stacey
with melted-on dog toy for head?
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[gulps]
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-[phone buzzes]
-Van Houten residence.
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Breadwinner speaking.
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Luann. Just the young woman
I wanted to talk to.
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I was really hoping
you could convince my mom
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that it's okay for me to go
to this concert with Milhouse.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Bart.
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There must have been
a misunderstanding.
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You're not invited.
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But Milhouse said I was.
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That was before
you coerced my son
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into misbehaving
on his field trip.
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But you don't understand.
I really want to go.
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My parenting group workshopped
the most compassionate way
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for me to phrase this.
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Bart, you're a bad friend,
and you're beyond hope.
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Be well.
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[groans softly]
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[low growling, sniffing]
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-[growls]
-[yelps]
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[distant yell]
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-[growling]
-[whimpering]
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[grunting]
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[shouts]
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[whimpering]
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Luann said what to you?!
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That I'm a bad friend,
and I'm beyond hope.
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[growls]
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[panting]
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How dare she!
After all the times
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we've let her--
I'm just gonna say it--
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dweeb of a son dweeb it up
in our house.
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Always making me
watch him moonwalk,
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and if I don't clap,
he hides in the bathroom.
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No one uninvites my son
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to the concert
he's not allowed to go to.
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Get up! You and I are going
to go have a little chat
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with the Van Houtens.
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Ask your father
to come watch the kids.
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[wind howling]
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? ?
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[stomachs gurgling]
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[singing in caveman language]
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[thudding]
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[knocking]
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Took you long enough.
What did you do, crawl here?
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I had to walk... in the rain.
Ooh!
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Yeah, yeah, you're a real hero.
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Did you think for one second how
your words would make Bart feel?
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Everything I said was true,
Marge.
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Hoo, boy.
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-Was it?
-Oh, here we go.
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You know how Bart is.
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No. I don't.
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Why don't you tell me
how my son is?
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Oh, man.
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It is so on.
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Bart and Milhouse have had
their issues in the past,
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but we all thought
Bart would get better.
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He's getting worse, Marge.
It's just a fact.
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Did you hear that, Homer?
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Our son is getting worse.
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That's so good to know.
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Um, if I could just turn
the heat down a little bit here.
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I think what Luann is trying
to say, Marge,
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is that nobody thinks
that you're a bad mother.
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Marge is the greatest mother
on Earth.
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She mothers circles
around you freaky,
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attachment parenting,
co-sleeping, co-bathing psychos!
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Let's go.
It's clear these people have
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an all-consuming vendetta
against our son.
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I need you to buy Bart
four concert tickets.
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On the floor, first ten rows.
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I don't care how much they cost.
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I... I thought
you didn't want Bart to go?
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If that woman wants a fight,
she's going to get one.
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[distant howling]
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? ?
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[growls]
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[Homer]
Nothing. Still nothing.
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Nope. Nada.
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N-Nope.
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Did you find amazing seats
for Bart?
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Not yet.
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And I'm checking Stub Dork,
Seat Dweeb,
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Ticket Chump, Venue Idiot--
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Don't give up, or our son dies!
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Socially, amongst his peers.
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? ?
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[grunting]
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[breathing heavily]
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Row 30. Not good enough.
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Nothing. Still nothing.
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Finger cramping.
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Pain moderate, but...
worth mentioning.
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[panting]
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[grunts, yells]
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[phone chimes]
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[Homer yelling over phone]
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You got the tickets!
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It's a VIP package
with admission
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-to the Front Row Club.
-[gasps]
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Look. Here's a video of the
Beckham kids throwing up in it.
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Ooh, Homer, you actually did it!
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Bart is saved!
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[kissing]
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[moaning playfully]
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So I figure before the concert,
we'll pre-game at my pad.
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Take some edibles--
Goldfish, pretzel nubs.
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-All right!
-Fire!
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So dope.
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Looking forward
to the big show, guys?
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Good for you.
Hey, if I can see your seats
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from where I'm sitting--
the Front Row Club--
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I'll shoot you a wave.
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The Front Row Club?!
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That's a perk usually reserved
for industry insiders.
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I wanted to ask you three
to come with,
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but I'm sure you'd say "no."
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You're doing the right thing,
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sticking
with your buddy Milhouse.
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It's hard, but that's how
you build character.
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No! You guys can't bail just
'cause he has way better seats.
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Milhouse, don't feel bad
about the bailing.
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Just feel happy
that for a few days,
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I pretended to like you
for your tickets.
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I'll take my "haw-haw" now.
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[humming]
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Mom, are you okay?
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I'm better than okay.
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I spent money we don't have
to show who's the better mother.
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Love it. Why don't you do
something for me?
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Take a deep breath in.
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[inhales deeply]
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[growling]
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Oh, boy.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
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Mom, your primitive brain
is running the show right now.
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One of your "cubs," if you will,
has been threatened,
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but in a 21st-century
sort of way.
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In response, your body
has entered a state of arousal
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called "fight-or-flight."
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I'm not in a state.
These are my calm veins.
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Remember, you have access
to higher brain function.
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So, breathe in
the expensive candle...
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-[both inhale]
-...exhale the tension.
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[both exhale]
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There is no threat.
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Your cubs are safe.
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Smell the
"Fresh Morning Airport"?
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Ew.
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Mmm, there's no threat.
Bart is okay.
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That's right.
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No need to fight or flee.
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No threat.
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[gasps]
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No threat at all.
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[laughs nervously]
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[Peyton]
We have a motion
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from a concerned parent
to ban all books
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about "fallen women"
from the library.
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So, motion denied.
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I'm pulling my boy
from this school.
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It didn't have to go down
like this.
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[thudding echoes]
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I move to dismiss Marge Simpson
from this board
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-for bullying my son.
-[people gasping]
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[panting]
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[wolf growling]
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[whimpering]
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[snarling]
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[growling]
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Bullying?
You want to talk about bullying?
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She went out of her way
to make my son feel excluded,
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less than and othered.
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[people gasping]
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That's the worst thing there be.
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[roaring]
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[whimpers]
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[growling]
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Look at what her son did
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to the third-grade production
of West Side Story.
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[people gasping]
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That's the kind of behavior
you learn in the home.
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[roaring]
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You're criticizing my home?
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00:12:58,594 --> 00:13:00,336
You ever been
to her dusty house?
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00:13:00,429 --> 00:13:03,323
You think nature
abhors a vacuum?
265
00:13:04,843 --> 00:13:06,509
Look up the word "no," Marge.
266
00:13:06,602 --> 00:13:09,204
Trust me,
it can do wonders with children.
267
00:13:11,349 --> 00:13:14,867
Well, you could learn
how to say yes, to a lice comb.
268
00:13:15,903 --> 00:13:17,854
She grocery-shops
at the Kwik-E-Mart.
269
00:13:17,872 --> 00:13:20,447
Swedish Fish are not a protein.
270
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,359
At least Bart likes my lunches.
271
00:13:23,378 --> 00:13:27,305
Milhouse is the most frequent
lunch trader in the cafeteria.
272
00:13:29,717 --> 00:13:30,934
That is a lie.
273
00:13:32,037 --> 00:13:34,145
I pack an extra lunch
for Milhouse
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because I feel sorry for him.
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00:13:37,466 --> 00:13:39,025
[roaring]
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[growls]
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00:13:42,213 --> 00:13:43,546
[both straining]
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00:13:43,565 --> 00:13:45,031
[snarling]
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00:13:49,237 --> 00:13:52,922
Okay, a lot of big feelings.
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I do love mess.
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This isn't over.
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Not by a long shot, sister.
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00:14:12,501 --> 00:14:14,477
? ?
284
00:14:20,843 --> 00:14:23,027
? ?
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00:14:24,939 --> 00:14:26,531
[horns honking]
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00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:32,686
Oh, my God,
look who Milhouse had to bring.
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00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,706
Kindergartners.
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00:14:34,857 --> 00:14:36,449
[cries]
289
00:14:36,601 --> 00:14:39,961
You said we were going
to see Cocomelon.
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00:14:40,939 --> 00:14:41,954
[tires squeal]
291
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,215
[wind whistling]
292
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,706
Evening, ma'am.
What brings you here?
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00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:53,892
Parking, I bet.
294
00:14:54,119 --> 00:14:55,785
We're in the Front Row Club.
295
00:14:55,803 --> 00:14:58,253
I believe parking is included?
296
00:14:58,255 --> 00:15:00,306
Oh, we don't accept
paper tickets.
297
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,292
-You have to use the app.
-What app?
298
00:15:03,311 --> 00:15:05,144
The app it says
you're required to use,
299
00:15:05,296 --> 00:15:09,315
right here on this piece
of paper that is not a ticket.
300
00:15:09,484 --> 00:15:11,801
Homer, the moustache man
who has every job
301
00:15:11,819 --> 00:15:14,612
says we need the app you used
to buy the tickets.
302
00:15:14,764 --> 00:15:17,974
Oh, I deleted that app
the second I printed them out.
303
00:15:17,992 --> 00:15:19,400
Can I download the app?
304
00:15:19,494 --> 00:15:21,310
Well, you'll need his password.
305
00:15:21,329 --> 00:15:23,421
Oh, it's in my password wallet.
306
00:15:23,572 --> 00:15:25,314
But I deleted that, too.
307
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:27,408
Why do you keep deleting apps?
308
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,335
I like the way
they jiggle in fear
309
00:15:29,487 --> 00:15:32,513
right before you drop
the hammer.
310
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,844
[Kirk] Come on, Home-slice,
it's your pick.
311
00:15:38,997 --> 00:15:41,013
Are you with Kirk?
312
00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:44,517
Um, well, it's our
fantasy football draft.
313
00:15:44,669 --> 00:15:46,852
After everything those people
have done to Bart?
314
00:15:47,005 --> 00:15:48,780
[gasps]
Traitor!
315
00:15:49,007 --> 00:15:51,574
-You are dead to me.
-[beeps]
316
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:57,205
[snarls]
317
00:16:00,443 --> 00:16:01,626
[cries out]
318
00:16:01,777 --> 00:16:03,044
[shouting]
319
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,964
[groaning]
320
00:16:08,860 --> 00:16:10,009
[yells]
321
00:16:12,547 --> 00:16:13,680
[snarls]
322
00:16:15,533 --> 00:16:17,433
? ?
323
00:16:22,390 --> 00:16:27,819
Pull forward and turn
your car around, pally.
324
00:16:27,970 --> 00:16:30,304
Aww, you can't get in?
Well, don't worry.
325
00:16:30,473 --> 00:16:33,974
We'll post pics so Bart can see
all the fun he's missing.
326
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:36,235
[snarls]
327
00:16:36,387 --> 00:16:37,578
[growls]
328
00:16:38,556 --> 00:16:39,998
[tires screech]
329
00:16:45,730 --> 00:16:47,505
[all screaming]
330
00:16:47,732 --> 00:16:50,733
-Have you lost your mind?
-I'm going to save you.
331
00:16:50,752 --> 00:16:52,585
How is this saving me?
332
00:16:52,737 --> 00:16:54,262
[snarling]
333
00:17:00,836 --> 00:17:03,312
[snarling]
334
00:17:06,951 --> 00:17:08,693
[all screaming]
335
00:17:12,090 --> 00:17:14,014
[tires screeching]
336
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,159
Follow me.
337
00:17:30,866 --> 00:17:33,009
[yelling, grunts]
338
00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:40,224
[all scream]
339
00:17:55,466 --> 00:17:56,982
Tickets, please.
340
00:17:57,077 --> 00:18:00,578
Some of these people
are carrying outside food.
341
00:18:00,805 --> 00:18:03,331
Outside food! Outside food!
342
00:18:04,475 --> 00:18:05,625
[screams]
343
00:18:07,736 --> 00:18:09,462
[thunder crashes]
344
00:18:13,484 --> 00:18:14,500
[growls]
345
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,469
[thunder crashes]
346
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:23,676
We're either leaving here
in $50 T-shirts or handcuffs.
347
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:27,980
Perhaps a third course of action
will present itself? [screams]
348
00:18:37,008 --> 00:18:38,616
[Marge]
Look, guys, we made it.
349
00:18:38,767 --> 00:18:40,343
The Front Row Club!
350
00:18:40,436 --> 00:18:42,027
Maybe you should take us home.
351
00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:45,123
I don't think anybody's that
psyched for the concert anymore.
352
00:18:45,274 --> 00:18:47,867
Go home? And let Luann win?
353
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:50,870
Why don't you ask that lady
what she thinks?
354
00:18:51,022 --> 00:18:52,463
[groans]
355
00:18:52,615 --> 00:18:54,190
Now you know
what we're all thinking.
356
00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:56,617
Not me. I'm cool with you.
357
00:18:56,711 --> 00:18:59,470
Oh, sweetie, I'm so, so sorry.
358
00:18:59,697 --> 00:19:02,381
I've just been feeling
the whole range of emotions:
359
00:19:02,533 --> 00:19:06,218
anger, rage, fury, even miffed.
360
00:19:06,371 --> 00:19:08,888
But I swear,
it was all because I never want
361
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,707
anything bad
to ever happen to you.
362
00:19:11,726 --> 00:19:13,133
I can handle bad.
363
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,895
I can't handle losing
the one good parent I've got.
364
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,572
Mm.
365
00:19:20,142 --> 00:19:21,284
[thunder crashes]
366
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,494
[snarling]
367
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,174
[wolf whimpering]
368
00:19:36,325 --> 00:19:37,258
[yells]
369
00:19:49,747 --> 00:19:51,230
[panting]
370
00:19:54,510 --> 00:19:57,436
Why couldn't you just
let me invite Bart?
371
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,680
Oh, honey, but think
of how jealous and miserable
372
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:00,865
he must be right now.
373
00:20:01,092 --> 00:20:04,017
-Isn't that satisfying?
-It mostly isn't.
374
00:20:04,186 --> 00:20:06,019
I know Bart's a bad influence,
375
00:20:06,188 --> 00:20:09,448
but he's the only kid
who wants to influence me.
376
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,876
He's all I got.
377
00:20:12,103 --> 00:20:13,544
The Front Row Club
won't be much fun
378
00:20:13,771 --> 00:20:16,297
without Bart's best friend.
379
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:27,225
[wolf sniffing]
380
00:20:28,119 --> 00:20:29,602
[snaps fingers]
381
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,812
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00:20:51,492 --> 00:20:53,251
? ?
386
00:21:29,271 --> 00:21:30,621
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