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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Subtitles downloaded from https://kickasssubtitles.com 2 00:00:43,816 --> 00:00:48,529 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 3 00:01:00,249 --> 00:01:02,793 (PHONE VIBRATING) 4 00:01:07,631 --> 00:01:11,135 (PHONE CHIMING) 5 00:01:36,076 --> 00:01:38,078 (WOMAN LAUGHS) 6 00:01:50,466 --> 00:01:51,467 (SCOFFS) 7 00:01:57,973 --> 00:01:59,683 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 8 00:02:01,602 --> 00:02:03,062 (WOMAN LAUGHS) 9 00:02:13,697 --> 00:02:14,698 FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Excuse me? 10 00:02:14,782 --> 00:02:15,783 Sir? 11 00:02:16,367 --> 00:02:18,119 -(MAN GRUNTS) -Sir? (CHUCKLES) 12 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,204 Can I get you a snack? 13 00:02:20,704 --> 00:02:21,789 Huh? Uh, what? 14 00:02:22,248 --> 00:02:23,707 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean to interrupt. 15 00:02:23,791 --> 00:02:24,792 -I just wanted to see... -Ah. 16 00:02:24,875 --> 00:02:25,876 ...if you'd like a snack. 17 00:02:27,294 --> 00:02:28,838 I'm just kidding. (LAUGHS) 18 00:02:28,921 --> 00:02:31,298 -Oh. Okay. -Yeah. What's up? 19 00:02:31,382 --> 00:02:33,926 We have some fantastic caviar. It's osetra, fresh from... 20 00:02:34,009 --> 00:02:35,052 You ever had caviar? 21 00:02:36,137 --> 00:02:38,430 -No, sir. -It's delicious. It is, yeah. 22 00:02:38,889 --> 00:02:40,141 -But I had some last night. -Mmm. 23 00:02:41,058 --> 00:02:43,811 You know what? I'm actually in the mood for something a little more Mediterranean. 24 00:02:43,894 --> 00:02:47,231 Do you have, like, a grilled vegetable thing 25 00:02:47,314 --> 00:02:49,316 with some figs or even, like, um, 26 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:51,235 uh, any kind of small fish? 27 00:02:52,361 --> 00:02:54,029 I'm sorry, sir. We don't... We don't have a kitchen, 28 00:02:54,113 --> 00:02:55,114 full kitchen here. 29 00:02:55,197 --> 00:02:56,949 Well, fuck. (CHUCKLES) 30 00:02:57,491 --> 00:02:59,535 (SIGHS) How about a glass of champagne? 31 00:02:59,618 --> 00:03:00,786 -Boom. -Great. 32 00:03:00,870 --> 00:03:01,871 Perfect. 33 00:03:06,959 --> 00:03:09,670 -Hey, is that the Heidsieck? -I'm sorry? 34 00:03:09,753 --> 00:03:13,257 A German sub sank a ship on the way to Tsar Nicholas II. 35 00:03:13,340 --> 00:03:17,636 Couple years back, they found the wreck and a case of the 1907 Heidsieck. 36 00:03:18,137 --> 00:03:20,639 They sent a little robot down there to bring it back up. 37 00:03:20,723 --> 00:03:23,767 Athena bought three bottles at 250K per. 38 00:03:24,310 --> 00:03:26,270 And no one even knows what the stuff tastes like. 39 00:03:27,396 --> 00:03:28,939 It's just plain old champagne. 40 00:03:29,023 --> 00:03:30,316 -(BOTTLE UNCORKS) -Hmm. 41 00:03:34,361 --> 00:03:35,529 You like working for Athena? 42 00:03:35,613 --> 00:03:38,073 Yes, she's sweet. 43 00:03:38,157 --> 00:03:40,743 She's sweet? Don't let her hear you say that. 44 00:03:40,826 --> 00:03:42,036 (MAN SHOUTING) 45 00:03:42,119 --> 00:03:43,788 -Whoa, hey! Jesus! What are you doing? -(GASPS) 46 00:03:43,871 --> 00:03:44,914 MAN: What is happening here? 47 00:03:44,997 --> 00:03:46,874 -What is happening? -Oh! 48 00:03:47,792 --> 00:03:49,210 -(GRUNTING) -MAN: What the... 49 00:03:49,293 --> 00:03:50,711 Oh! Fuck! Sh... Ah, shit! 50 00:03:50,795 --> 00:03:52,588 -MAN: What's going on? -(SLURRING) What is happening? 51 00:03:52,671 --> 00:03:53,881 One of them's fucking awake, man. 52 00:03:54,298 --> 00:03:56,342 -Oh. Okay. -WOMAN: Gross. 53 00:03:56,425 --> 00:03:57,510 Ted. 54 00:03:58,344 --> 00:04:00,137 MAN: Okay, calm down. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 55 00:04:00,221 --> 00:04:01,972 Everything's okay. Everything's fine. 56 00:04:02,056 --> 00:04:03,098 -(MAN GRUNTS) -Hey, it's all right. 57 00:04:04,558 --> 00:04:06,310 -Get... Get some towels? -MAN: Yeah, get towels. 58 00:04:06,393 --> 00:04:07,603 -Okay. No, it's okay. -(CHATTERING) 59 00:04:07,686 --> 00:04:09,647 Shh. It's all right. No, no, no. It's all right. It's okay. 60 00:04:09,730 --> 00:04:10,981 -Okay. -I'm a doctor. 61 00:04:11,065 --> 00:04:12,066 MAN: Ted, Ted. 62 00:04:12,149 --> 00:04:13,442 Oh, great. Fantastic. 63 00:04:13,526 --> 00:04:15,528 If you could just lay those towels 64 00:04:15,611 --> 00:04:16,987 -on the floor right there. -Fuck. 65 00:04:17,071 --> 00:04:18,781 Now, what's... What's his... What's his name? 66 00:04:18,864 --> 00:04:20,533 His... Uh, Squealer, I think? I... 67 00:04:21,450 --> 00:04:22,576 (SLURRING) Rannnndeeee! 68 00:04:22,660 --> 00:04:24,245 -Rannnndeeee? Oh, that's great. -Yeah. 69 00:04:24,328 --> 00:04:26,205 Now, I just need you... We're just gonna... 70 00:04:26,288 --> 00:04:27,414 We're just gonna go down to the floor. 71 00:04:27,498 --> 00:04:30,126 Just kneel down. There you go. There, good, good. 72 00:04:30,209 --> 00:04:33,212 Now, I need you to lie back down on those towels. 73 00:04:33,295 --> 00:04:34,964 There you go. There you go. 74 00:04:35,297 --> 00:04:37,174 Uh. Oh. Um, may I use your pen? 75 00:04:37,758 --> 00:04:39,135 -Pen. Yes. -Thanks. 76 00:04:40,010 --> 00:04:43,639 Okay, Rannnndeeee. I'm gonna put you back to sleep now. 77 00:04:43,722 --> 00:04:44,807 What? 78 00:04:44,890 --> 00:04:46,559 Because you woke up before you were supposed to. 79 00:04:47,309 --> 00:04:49,311 (SCREAMING) 80 00:04:50,271 --> 00:04:51,439 -Whoa! -Fuck! 81 00:04:52,481 --> 00:04:54,483 (CLAMORING IN THE DISTANCE) 82 00:04:57,278 --> 00:04:58,946 Ted, what the fuck, man? 83 00:04:59,029 --> 00:05:00,322 He woke up. 84 00:05:00,406 --> 00:05:02,992 And we can't have you talking about this now, can we, Rannnndeeee? 85 00:05:03,075 --> 00:05:05,077 It hasn't even started yet, man. 86 00:05:05,161 --> 00:05:06,579 -TED: Oh, jeez. -What the fuck? 87 00:05:06,662 --> 00:05:07,955 You guys just gonna stand there? 88 00:05:08,038 --> 00:05:09,665 -Oh! -Oh! 89 00:05:09,748 --> 00:05:11,750 -(GRUNTING) -(CLAMORING) 90 00:05:13,294 --> 00:05:16,797 Yo, hey! Hey! Hey! You need to just take it easy. 91 00:05:16,881 --> 00:05:18,090 All right, all right. 92 00:05:18,174 --> 00:05:19,592 (SCREAMING) 93 00:05:19,675 --> 00:05:21,093 -Shit! -Oh, my God! 94 00:05:21,177 --> 00:05:22,178 WOMAN: That's gross. 95 00:05:22,887 --> 00:05:23,888 Grab him! 96 00:05:24,597 --> 00:05:26,682 MAN 1: All right, all right, all right. MAN 2: Hold on, hold on. 97 00:05:26,765 --> 00:05:28,434 Okay, now. All right, all right. 98 00:05:28,517 --> 00:05:29,518 WOMAN: Hey. 99 00:05:32,646 --> 00:05:33,689 (GASPING) 100 00:05:33,773 --> 00:05:35,274 WOMAN: Put him in the back with the rest. 101 00:05:35,357 --> 00:05:37,109 This isn't right. I mean, he doesn't even know. 102 00:05:37,193 --> 00:05:38,486 I mean, it hasn't even started yet. 103 00:05:38,569 --> 00:05:40,821 -(RANNNNDEEEE SHOUTING) -God. 104 00:05:42,948 --> 00:05:44,742 WOMAN: No sentimentality, comrade. 105 00:05:47,119 --> 00:05:48,621 War is war. 106 00:05:48,704 --> 00:05:50,956 (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) 107 00:05:52,958 --> 00:05:55,836 Oh. Uh... Thanks. 108 00:05:59,632 --> 00:06:01,050 (GRUNTS) 109 00:06:06,972 --> 00:06:09,683 Would you... Would you grab me a little seltzer water or something? 110 00:06:10,893 --> 00:06:13,020 (TED GRUNTING, PANTING) 111 00:06:25,783 --> 00:06:27,118 Fucking redneck. 112 00:06:29,370 --> 00:06:31,831 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 113 00:06:33,666 --> 00:06:34,792 Help. 114 00:06:40,673 --> 00:06:41,841 (EXHALES) 115 00:06:59,733 --> 00:07:01,735 (WIND WHISTLING) 116 00:07:07,825 --> 00:07:09,827 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 117 00:07:14,039 --> 00:07:16,041 (COUGHING, CHOKING) 118 00:07:21,714 --> 00:07:23,716 (PANTING) 119 00:07:25,843 --> 00:07:26,886 (GASPS) 120 00:07:38,439 --> 00:07:39,565 (COUGHS) 121 00:07:54,705 --> 00:07:55,706 (CLICKS) 122 00:08:03,506 --> 00:08:04,507 WOMAN: Hey. 123 00:08:05,674 --> 00:08:06,675 Hey. 124 00:08:13,182 --> 00:08:14,350 Hello! 125 00:08:15,100 --> 00:08:17,144 (SNIFFLES, COUGHS) 126 00:08:33,786 --> 00:08:34,787 Hey! 127 00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:39,708 (LEAVES RUSTLING, FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 128 00:08:40,543 --> 00:08:42,253 What the hell is this? 129 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:45,131 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 130 00:09:06,944 --> 00:09:08,946 (PANTING) 131 00:09:32,470 --> 00:09:33,471 What? 132 00:09:42,521 --> 00:09:45,191 (MUFFLED) No! No, no, no. Trap. 133 00:09:45,816 --> 00:09:48,652 -Huh? -(MUFFLED) Trap. Trap. 134 00:09:49,445 --> 00:09:50,738 (MUTTERS) 135 00:09:53,491 --> 00:09:55,493 Oh! (WHIMPERING) 136 00:09:55,576 --> 00:09:58,162 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 137 00:10:01,957 --> 00:10:03,959 -(CREAKING) -(GRUNTS) 138 00:10:16,305 --> 00:10:17,973 (MAN CONTINUES GRUNTING) 139 00:10:47,169 --> 00:10:49,046 (PIG SQUEALING) 140 00:10:55,928 --> 00:10:57,054 Hmm. 141 00:10:58,889 --> 00:11:00,391 What the fuck? 142 00:11:07,940 --> 00:11:10,401 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 143 00:11:31,714 --> 00:11:35,009 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 144 00:11:45,060 --> 00:11:46,061 (GRUNTS) 145 00:12:01,202 --> 00:12:02,495 (MUTTERING) 146 00:12:14,465 --> 00:12:15,800 (KEYS JINGLING) 147 00:12:18,093 --> 00:12:19,094 Hey! 148 00:12:23,891 --> 00:12:24,934 Thank you. 149 00:12:25,017 --> 00:12:27,019 (WOMAN MUTTERING) 150 00:12:27,937 --> 00:12:28,938 Oh! 151 00:12:31,023 --> 00:12:32,024 Oh! 152 00:12:32,817 --> 00:12:33,818 Thank you. 153 00:12:34,527 --> 00:12:35,945 Yeah, yeah, sorry. 154 00:12:38,823 --> 00:12:39,824 All right. 155 00:12:40,741 --> 00:12:42,535 -This ought to help, huh? -Yeah. 156 00:12:43,452 --> 00:12:46,163 All right. There you go. Hey, guys, I got keys. 157 00:12:46,247 --> 00:12:48,290 I got keys. Here, here, here. 158 00:12:48,374 --> 00:12:49,750 Here. Turn around. 159 00:12:50,376 --> 00:12:51,794 (CHATTERING) 160 00:12:51,877 --> 00:12:53,963 What is happening? (STUTTERING) What is all of this? 161 00:12:54,046 --> 00:12:55,798 Yeah, fuck if I know. Here. 162 00:12:56,215 --> 00:12:57,299 Oh, I can't use that. 163 00:12:57,716 --> 00:12:59,051 Can you do this? 164 00:13:00,177 --> 00:13:02,096 -Yeah. -You can squeeze a trigger, then. 165 00:13:02,638 --> 00:13:03,681 Take it. 166 00:13:03,764 --> 00:13:05,850 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 167 00:13:05,933 --> 00:13:07,935 WOMAN: What do we need guns for? MAN: We'll get out of here. 168 00:13:08,018 --> 00:13:09,562 TEC-9, Lou. 169 00:13:09,645 --> 00:13:10,646 (SIGHS) 170 00:13:11,897 --> 00:13:12,898 Hey. 171 00:13:12,982 --> 00:13:15,401 (EPIC MUSIC PLAYING) 172 00:13:16,569 --> 00:13:18,696 Hey. Let me show you. 173 00:13:18,779 --> 00:13:19,864 Safety. 174 00:13:20,531 --> 00:13:22,283 Give it a flick, you're ready to party. Okay? 175 00:13:22,783 --> 00:13:23,784 Thanks. 176 00:13:23,868 --> 00:13:24,952 You're welcome. 177 00:13:25,202 --> 00:13:26,579 (GUNSHOT) 178 00:13:27,329 --> 00:13:28,873 -What was that? -I think that was a rifle. 179 00:13:28,956 --> 00:13:30,040 (GUNSHOT, BULLET RICOCHETING) 180 00:13:30,124 --> 00:13:32,001 -Oh, shit. Come on. -Everybody get the fuck down! 181 00:13:32,084 --> 00:13:33,502 -Move! -Go. Go! 182 00:13:33,586 --> 00:13:34,879 -(GUNSHOT) -That almost hit me. 183 00:13:36,338 --> 00:13:39,049 (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) 184 00:13:41,594 --> 00:13:43,262 Oh, f... 185 00:13:44,221 --> 00:13:45,514 Oh, f... 186 00:13:46,098 --> 00:13:47,808 Jesus Christ. 187 00:13:51,020 --> 00:13:53,230 -(GUNSHOT) -(WOMAN WHIMPERING) 188 00:13:55,941 --> 00:13:58,110 -Over there. -(GUNSHOTS) 189 00:13:58,194 --> 00:14:00,237 (SHOUTING) 190 00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:05,868 What the fuck? 191 00:14:05,951 --> 00:14:07,453 -(GUNSHOTS) -Oh! 192 00:14:08,579 --> 00:14:10,915 Come on. Let's go! Move! 193 00:14:13,459 --> 00:14:15,711 -(GUNSHOTS) -(WOMAN SCREAMS) 194 00:14:17,922 --> 00:14:18,923 (SIGHS) 195 00:14:20,549 --> 00:14:21,675 WOMAN: Help! 196 00:14:22,009 --> 00:14:24,011 (GUNSHOTS) 197 00:14:27,973 --> 00:14:28,974 WOMAN: Help! 198 00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:31,101 Help! 199 00:14:31,185 --> 00:14:33,187 (GRUNTING) 200 00:14:34,271 --> 00:14:36,232 (WOMAN GROANING) 201 00:14:36,315 --> 00:14:37,316 I fell. 202 00:14:37,399 --> 00:14:39,026 It's okay. It's okay. 203 00:14:39,860 --> 00:14:41,278 I fell. 204 00:14:41,904 --> 00:14:43,447 It's my birthday tomorrow. 205 00:14:43,906 --> 00:14:45,825 -What? -I'm gonna eat a whole pie. 206 00:14:46,617 --> 00:14:48,702 Oh, God. Come on. Reach for me. 207 00:14:48,786 --> 00:14:50,788 Come on! "Happy birthday" on three, okay? 208 00:14:50,871 --> 00:14:53,499 -One, two, happy birthday! -(GROANING) 209 00:14:55,918 --> 00:14:57,837 (WOMAN CRYING) 210 00:14:57,920 --> 00:15:00,631 -Here we go. Good job. Good job. Ready? -Yeah. 211 00:15:00,714 --> 00:15:02,967 MAN: All right. Let's get the fuck out of here. Come on. 212 00:15:03,050 --> 00:15:05,052 (GRUNTING, PANTING) 213 00:15:07,179 --> 00:15:08,180 (CLICKS) 214 00:15:17,982 --> 00:15:19,692 Holy fuck! 215 00:15:21,068 --> 00:15:22,069 (GUNSHOT) 216 00:15:22,153 --> 00:15:24,238 Fucking Jesus Christ. Hey. 217 00:15:25,865 --> 00:15:26,866 Shoot me. 218 00:15:26,949 --> 00:15:28,159 No, no, no, I'm not gonna shoot you. 219 00:15:28,242 --> 00:15:29,743 No, no, wait! No, no, no! 220 00:15:29,827 --> 00:15:31,662 Let go, you fucking snowflake! 221 00:15:31,745 --> 00:15:33,456 -Don't do it! -(GUNSHOT) 222 00:15:39,336 --> 00:15:41,380 -(GUNSHOTS) -Jesus fucking Christ. 223 00:15:41,464 --> 00:15:43,924 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 224 00:15:58,731 --> 00:16:01,317 (PANTING) Okay. 225 00:16:03,235 --> 00:16:04,361 Fuck. 226 00:16:07,031 --> 00:16:09,158 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 227 00:16:13,496 --> 00:16:14,538 (GUN COCKS) 228 00:16:14,622 --> 00:16:17,208 Whoa, don't shoot, asshole. I'm on your side. 229 00:16:20,753 --> 00:16:22,087 They with us too? 230 00:16:22,713 --> 00:16:23,964 Yeah. 231 00:16:24,048 --> 00:16:25,883 Road means civilization. 232 00:16:25,966 --> 00:16:28,469 -What? -Civilization's our fucking friend. 233 00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:30,930 Hey, folks. What's the plan, khaki man? 234 00:16:31,013 --> 00:16:32,264 Trying to figure it out. 235 00:16:32,348 --> 00:16:33,349 Sorry. 236 00:16:33,432 --> 00:16:35,059 Looks like we're gonna have to climb this bitch. 237 00:16:35,142 --> 00:16:36,519 You know what this is, right? 238 00:16:37,394 --> 00:16:38,395 Goddamn Manorgate. 239 00:16:38,896 --> 00:16:41,190 -That shit's real? -Seems pretty fucking real to me. 240 00:16:41,273 --> 00:16:43,317 All right. Come on. Up, up, up. 241 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,402 (ALL GRUNTING) 242 00:16:54,995 --> 00:16:56,205 -(SWOOSHING) -What? 243 00:16:56,664 --> 00:16:58,374 -What the fuck was that? -Hurry. 244 00:16:58,457 --> 00:17:00,084 Oh, shit, that's fucking arrows, dude. 245 00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:02,253 Hurry up. I got you. I got you. 246 00:17:02,711 --> 00:17:03,796 Jesus fucking Christ. 247 00:17:03,879 --> 00:17:05,297 No. Keep climbing. I'm gonna help you. Come on! 248 00:17:05,714 --> 00:17:07,716 -(GRUNTS) -No! Keep climbing. Keep climbing. 249 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,718 Come on. No, no, no, no. Up, up. Go up. 250 00:17:09,802 --> 00:17:11,679 What is this Avatar shit? 251 00:17:12,721 --> 00:17:13,848 We should go. 252 00:17:13,931 --> 00:17:15,266 Fuck it. 253 00:17:15,891 --> 00:17:16,892 Run! 254 00:17:19,019 --> 00:17:21,856 (EPIC MUSIC PLAYING) 255 00:17:40,374 --> 00:17:41,542 (GASPING) 256 00:17:48,048 --> 00:17:50,759 WOMAN: Why isn't it working? MAN: Wait, did you pull the pin? 257 00:17:50,843 --> 00:17:51,886 WOMAN: Oh, shit. 258 00:17:51,969 --> 00:17:53,053 (CLICKS) 259 00:17:55,973 --> 00:17:57,641 -(EXPLOSION) -What was that? 260 00:17:57,725 --> 00:17:59,560 That's another one of us getting blown the fuck up! 261 00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:02,021 -Fuck. -We gotta find shelter. Come on! 262 00:18:02,104 --> 00:18:04,148 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 263 00:18:20,623 --> 00:18:22,792 (BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY) 264 00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:25,586 There's about $200 in the cash register. It's all yours. 265 00:18:27,087 --> 00:18:28,506 Give me a hand here. Come on. 266 00:18:30,925 --> 00:18:32,176 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop. 267 00:18:33,427 --> 00:18:35,387 -Where are we? -MA: What? 268 00:18:35,471 --> 00:18:37,807 Son, we don't want no trouble. Just take the money. 269 00:18:37,890 --> 00:18:40,309 I don't want your damn money. Where the fuck are we? 270 00:18:40,851 --> 00:18:43,187 Well, Route 31, right outside of Elaine. 271 00:18:43,604 --> 00:18:46,148 Elaine, where? Which state? 272 00:18:46,232 --> 00:18:47,441 Arkansas. 273 00:18:47,525 --> 00:18:48,609 What? 274 00:18:49,401 --> 00:18:50,820 We're in Arkansas? 275 00:18:51,153 --> 00:18:53,197 What... Man, Jesus. 276 00:18:53,739 --> 00:18:55,282 Fucking Arkansas. 277 00:18:57,451 --> 00:18:59,161 -You got a phone? -Please. We have children. 278 00:18:59,245 --> 00:19:00,704 We have grandchildren. 279 00:19:00,788 --> 00:19:02,331 Oh, you have grandchildren? Can I see a picture of them? 280 00:19:02,414 --> 00:19:03,707 I'm just kidding, I don't give a fuck. Give me the phone. 281 00:19:03,791 --> 00:19:06,252 Son, whatever's going on here... 282 00:19:06,335 --> 00:19:08,212 What's going on is we're getting goddamn hunted. 283 00:19:08,295 --> 00:19:09,922 -(LINE TRILLING) -MA: But y'all have guns. 284 00:19:10,339 --> 00:19:12,508 Yeah, to defend ourselves. 285 00:19:12,967 --> 00:19:14,802 -Hello? -MAN: 911. What's your emergency? 286 00:19:14,885 --> 00:19:17,388 Yeah, yeah. There's been a killing spree. You gotta come here right now. 287 00:19:17,471 --> 00:19:18,472 MAN: Can you repeat that, sir? 288 00:19:18,556 --> 00:19:21,475 There's been a murder spree in the woods, a fucking massacre. 289 00:19:21,559 --> 00:19:22,852 It's Manorgate! 290 00:19:22,935 --> 00:19:25,521 MAN OVER PHONE: I'm sorry, sir, I'm having trouble understanding you. 291 00:19:25,604 --> 00:19:28,482 Manorgate. Just fucking Google it! 292 00:19:28,566 --> 00:19:30,025 MAN: I can't Google it right now. 293 00:19:30,109 --> 00:19:31,777 -Listen to me, okay? -We can't do that. 294 00:19:31,861 --> 00:19:34,947 We woke up with these gags in our mouth, and they had these locks on them. 295 00:19:35,030 --> 00:19:36,949 MAN: Sir, I need the address of your emergency. 296 00:19:37,032 --> 00:19:39,118 Do you want my address in Staten Island, New York, 297 00:19:39,201 --> 00:19:41,078 where I went to a bar after work, 298 00:19:41,162 --> 00:19:44,498 and I don't remember anything because they drugged me, they drugged all of us? 299 00:19:44,582 --> 00:19:45,624 Where'd they get you from? 300 00:19:45,708 --> 00:19:47,042 Wyoming. 301 00:19:47,126 --> 00:19:48,419 Orlando. 302 00:19:49,336 --> 00:19:50,963 (SIGHS) Fuck. 303 00:19:51,547 --> 00:19:52,756 All right, listen to me. 304 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:55,593 They grabbed us from all over, and they brought us here to kill us, 305 00:19:55,676 --> 00:19:57,428 and they're still trying to kill us. 306 00:19:57,511 --> 00:19:59,096 And they're coming down the fucking road, 307 00:19:59,180 --> 00:20:01,056 and they're gonna be here any fucking second. 308 00:20:01,140 --> 00:20:02,808 MAN: Okay. What is your current location, sir? 309 00:20:02,892 --> 00:20:06,437 I, I am at a gas station! Can you please just trace the call? 310 00:20:07,313 --> 00:20:08,814 MAN: Of course. That's a... 311 00:20:08,898 --> 00:20:10,733 That's a great idea. We'll trace you, sir. 312 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,194 -Sit tight. -Okay. 313 00:20:13,277 --> 00:20:14,779 -Help's on the way. -Good. 314 00:20:15,696 --> 00:20:16,697 (LINE DISCONNECTS) 315 00:20:19,575 --> 00:20:20,659 What'd they say, dude? 316 00:20:22,161 --> 00:20:24,121 -They said they're coming. -Thank Christ. 317 00:20:25,664 --> 00:20:27,500 -Hey, let me get one of them. -(MUFFLED) Get your own. 318 00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:29,585 POP: Son, would you mind putting your gun away? 319 00:20:29,668 --> 00:20:31,462 You seem a little worked up 320 00:20:31,545 --> 00:20:33,088 and you don't want it to go off by accident. 321 00:20:33,172 --> 00:20:35,508 It's not gonna go off on accident. I own seven guns. 322 00:20:35,591 --> 00:20:36,967 -MA: Why? -What? 323 00:20:37,051 --> 00:20:39,136 (STUTTERS) Why do you own seven guns? 324 00:20:39,220 --> 00:20:40,387 Stand-your-ground? 325 00:20:40,471 --> 00:20:42,556 Because it's my constitutional right to protect myself 326 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,600 if I should ever happen to be getting fucking shot at, 327 00:20:44,683 --> 00:20:46,936 which is exactly what's happening right now. Is that okay? 328 00:20:47,019 --> 00:20:51,023 So, those people that are shooting at you, 329 00:20:51,107 --> 00:20:53,442 they're just exercising the very same right? 330 00:20:54,944 --> 00:20:56,278 What the fuck are you talking about? 331 00:20:56,362 --> 00:20:58,531 "Will there be sugar after the Rebellion"? 332 00:20:59,657 --> 00:21:00,991 MAN: Is she okay? 333 00:21:01,075 --> 00:21:03,536 Oh, sure, she's fine. How are you? 334 00:21:05,955 --> 00:21:08,749 -(GROANING) -(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 335 00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:10,960 -What the fuck? -(GRUNTING) 336 00:21:11,043 --> 00:21:12,253 -Hey, you okay? -What's wrong? 337 00:21:12,336 --> 00:21:13,796 -(CHOKING) -Hey, get some water, dude! 338 00:21:13,879 --> 00:21:16,006 What's wrong with her? What happened to her? 339 00:21:16,549 --> 00:21:17,591 Oh, damn. No, no, no. 340 00:21:17,675 --> 00:21:19,218 -Fuck. -Come on. Sit up. 341 00:21:19,301 --> 00:21:22,054 Hey, uh, get some water, dude! I think she's dianetic! 342 00:21:23,305 --> 00:21:24,306 Oh, my God. 343 00:21:24,390 --> 00:21:26,225 (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) 344 00:21:30,104 --> 00:21:31,147 (GRUNTING) 345 00:21:31,230 --> 00:21:33,023 (POP LAUGHING) 346 00:21:34,984 --> 00:21:36,318 MA: Don't make a mess. 347 00:21:36,402 --> 00:21:37,403 What? 348 00:21:37,862 --> 00:21:39,530 I'm not cleaning him up! 349 00:21:43,325 --> 00:21:45,077 (GROANING) 350 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:57,131 You're going to hell. 351 00:21:59,925 --> 00:22:02,219 I don't believe in hell. 352 00:22:02,303 --> 00:22:04,430 As you so eloquently posted, 353 00:22:04,513 --> 00:22:06,515 I'm a "godless elite." 354 00:22:07,183 --> 00:22:09,018 For the record, asshole, 355 00:22:09,977 --> 00:22:12,646 climate change is real. 356 00:22:15,232 --> 00:22:16,859 POP: Hit the vent, honey. 357 00:22:30,706 --> 00:22:32,208 I'll get a mop. 358 00:22:32,291 --> 00:22:34,293 (MA GRUNTING) 359 00:22:49,892 --> 00:22:51,018 Sorry. 360 00:22:55,397 --> 00:22:56,774 And sorry again. 361 00:22:56,857 --> 00:22:58,859 (CONTINUES GRUNTING) 362 00:23:03,405 --> 00:23:05,032 (PANTING) 363 00:23:10,788 --> 00:23:11,789 Ugh. 364 00:23:11,872 --> 00:23:14,125 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 365 00:23:23,175 --> 00:23:24,218 Oh. 366 00:23:27,263 --> 00:23:28,264 What? 367 00:23:29,932 --> 00:23:30,933 Nothing. 368 00:23:31,016 --> 00:23:33,394 Oh, come on, honey. Tell me. What's wrong? 369 00:23:33,477 --> 00:23:35,146 He's wearing a wedding ring. 370 00:23:35,938 --> 00:23:37,523 He's a monster. 371 00:23:37,606 --> 00:23:40,067 Honey, he probably uses the "N" word, 372 00:23:40,151 --> 00:23:43,154 and not even in private, he probably uses it on Twitter. 373 00:23:43,237 --> 00:23:46,949 Those people suffered 400 years of bondage 374 00:23:47,032 --> 00:23:49,243 at the hands of that piece of shit's ancestors. 375 00:23:49,326 --> 00:23:50,619 "Those people"? 376 00:23:50,703 --> 00:23:52,580 (SIGHS) Sorry. Black people. 377 00:23:54,290 --> 00:23:55,958 -African Americans. -Honey, it's... 378 00:23:56,041 --> 00:23:57,293 Privilege, Julius. 379 00:23:57,376 --> 00:23:59,587 It's perfectly fine to call them "black" again. 380 00:24:00,004 --> 00:24:02,465 (SCOFFS) According to who? 381 00:24:02,548 --> 00:24:03,883 NPR. 382 00:24:03,966 --> 00:24:06,385 Which consists, almost exclusively, of... 383 00:24:08,012 --> 00:24:09,013 White people. 384 00:24:11,599 --> 00:24:13,142 (SIGHS) We're the fucking worst. 385 00:24:13,225 --> 00:24:15,060 -WOMAN ON RADIO: Hello? Come in. -Oh. 386 00:24:15,811 --> 00:24:17,104 MA: We're coming. 387 00:24:17,188 --> 00:24:18,355 Are you there? 388 00:24:18,439 --> 00:24:19,982 Hey! We're here. 389 00:24:20,065 --> 00:24:24,570 We got three of them. Mollie, Moses, and Mr. Whymper. 390 00:24:24,653 --> 00:24:26,572 Yeah? Great. Liberty got Boxer. 391 00:24:26,655 --> 00:24:29,617 Stuck him full of arrows and then blew him to pieces. It was brutal. 392 00:24:29,700 --> 00:24:33,537 Anyway, Snowball's headed towards you now. She's maybe five minutes out. 393 00:24:33,621 --> 00:24:35,790 You gonna be ready, or do you need us to slow her down? 394 00:24:36,332 --> 00:24:38,584 -We're good. -No need. We're ready. 395 00:24:38,667 --> 00:24:41,879 Great. She's unarmed, so have some fun with it. 396 00:24:41,962 --> 00:24:44,006 Roger that. Over and out. 397 00:24:45,925 --> 00:24:47,009 Honey, that's poison! 398 00:24:50,304 --> 00:24:51,722 You rigged the soda? 399 00:24:51,806 --> 00:24:52,807 No. 400 00:24:52,890 --> 00:24:56,101 There are 43 grams of sugar in that bottle. 401 00:24:56,185 --> 00:24:57,728 Good God, Miranda. You really scared me. 402 00:24:57,812 --> 00:25:00,231 I am not going to apologize for caring. 403 00:25:02,566 --> 00:25:03,734 (CHUCKLES) 404 00:25:03,818 --> 00:25:06,070 All right, then. Let's get some more! 405 00:25:06,153 --> 00:25:07,154 Okay. 406 00:25:08,072 --> 00:25:10,407 MAN ON TV: The climate-change myth suffered another blow today with... 407 00:25:10,491 --> 00:25:11,492 POP: Oh. 408 00:25:11,575 --> 00:25:14,036 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 409 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:15,329 What's going on? 410 00:25:16,413 --> 00:25:17,581 Okay, here she comes. 411 00:25:38,018 --> 00:25:40,271 POP: Hey there. Help you? 412 00:25:51,449 --> 00:25:53,284 Get a pack of lights, please? 413 00:25:53,367 --> 00:25:54,410 Coming right up. 414 00:25:55,202 --> 00:25:56,328 You wanna fill 'er up? 415 00:25:57,746 --> 00:25:58,789 I don't have a car. 416 00:25:58,873 --> 00:26:02,042 Oh. (CHUCKLES) You walked over. 417 00:26:02,418 --> 00:26:03,419 Uh... 418 00:26:09,508 --> 00:26:10,634 Everything okay? 419 00:26:13,971 --> 00:26:15,222 I lost my wallet. 420 00:26:15,306 --> 00:26:16,307 BOTH: Oh. 421 00:26:17,266 --> 00:26:19,768 It's for, um, emergencies. 422 00:26:20,352 --> 00:26:21,896 MA: You want some matches with that? 423 00:26:22,897 --> 00:26:25,024 Yeah. Little sweaty. 424 00:26:25,775 --> 00:26:27,401 (CASH REGISTER BEEPS, DINGS) 425 00:26:27,485 --> 00:26:28,736 What state is this? 426 00:26:28,819 --> 00:26:29,862 Sorry? 427 00:26:31,906 --> 00:26:33,657 You don't understand the question? 428 00:26:33,741 --> 00:26:35,201 Oh, no, I did. Just... 429 00:26:35,284 --> 00:26:36,327 (COINS JINGLING) 430 00:26:36,410 --> 00:26:38,078 Most people know where they are. 431 00:26:38,162 --> 00:26:39,163 (MA AND POP CHUCKLE) 432 00:26:40,039 --> 00:26:41,540 Well, I ain't most people. 433 00:26:46,962 --> 00:26:49,965 You're in the glorious state of Arkansas. 434 00:26:50,049 --> 00:26:52,676 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 435 00:26:58,891 --> 00:26:59,892 Is there anything else that... 436 00:26:59,975 --> 00:27:02,311 (GRUNTING) 437 00:27:04,814 --> 00:27:06,065 (SHOUTS) 438 00:27:08,067 --> 00:27:09,652 No! No, please! No! 439 00:27:09,735 --> 00:27:11,904 Cigarettes in Arkansas only cost six bucks. 440 00:27:11,987 --> 00:27:14,490 -You fucked up, bitch! -No! 441 00:27:19,161 --> 00:27:24,708 The times I forgot but never forgot 442 00:27:25,543 --> 00:27:31,340 I don't know the books that you read 443 00:27:32,258 --> 00:27:38,806 But you don't say that Love never externalizes 444 00:27:38,889 --> 00:27:44,728 You're rereading a book To feel reassured 445 00:27:45,521 --> 00:27:51,444 By the life of your favorite hero 446 00:27:52,236 --> 00:27:57,825 But don't worry, honey, don't worry 447 00:27:58,742 --> 00:28:04,582 This is just a fairy tale 448 00:28:05,416 --> 00:28:12,131 Happening in the supermarket 449 00:28:24,351 --> 00:28:27,354 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 450 00:29:26,038 --> 00:29:28,082 (INHALES AND EXHALES DEEPLY) 451 00:29:28,165 --> 00:29:29,375 MAN ON RADIO: Hello? 452 00:29:30,126 --> 00:29:32,545 WOMAN: Julius? Miranda! 453 00:29:32,628 --> 00:29:33,921 Are you there? 454 00:29:36,465 --> 00:29:37,591 Richard, are you on? 455 00:29:37,675 --> 00:29:40,136 RICHARD: Yes, uh, affirmative, I'm here. 456 00:29:40,803 --> 00:29:43,180 This is Liberty. I can't find Orwell. 457 00:29:43,264 --> 00:29:45,599 -RICHARD: Which one's Orwell? -Orwell is the pig. 458 00:29:45,683 --> 00:29:48,102 -RICHARD: You named the fucking pig? -Richard, enough. 459 00:29:48,185 --> 00:29:49,562 Did anyone see Snowball go in? 460 00:29:50,521 --> 00:29:52,481 RICHARD: Uh, no, we lost visual at the road. 461 00:29:52,565 --> 00:29:53,941 WOMAN: Why don't you go take a look? 462 00:29:54,024 --> 00:29:56,193 RICHARD: Go to the... Yes, 10-4. 463 00:29:59,822 --> 00:30:01,824 (BUZZING) 464 00:30:14,545 --> 00:30:16,547 RICHARD: I don't see anybody inside. 465 00:30:17,298 --> 00:30:19,758 I guess I should... I guess I should check around the back. 466 00:30:19,842 --> 00:30:20,843 (MACHINE GUNFIRE) 467 00:30:21,260 --> 00:30:22,678 RICHARD: Shit, I lost the... 468 00:30:22,761 --> 00:30:23,762 WOMAN: What happened? 469 00:30:23,846 --> 00:30:26,015 RICHARD: I don't know. I can't see anything. The signal went out. 470 00:30:26,682 --> 00:30:28,100 WOMAN: Turn your radio off. 471 00:30:29,018 --> 00:30:30,019 RICHARD: What? 472 00:30:30,478 --> 00:30:32,897 WOMAN: Turn your fucking radio off, now! 473 00:30:32,980 --> 00:30:33,981 (RADIO BEEPS) 474 00:30:37,109 --> 00:30:38,861 At least one of you is smart. 475 00:30:41,113 --> 00:30:42,740 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 476 00:30:49,121 --> 00:30:50,706 (GRUNTS) 477 00:31:01,091 --> 00:31:02,134 (WHISTLES) 478 00:31:05,721 --> 00:31:07,431 Don't fucking move! 479 00:31:08,098 --> 00:31:11,060 Can you lower your gun? I'm a friendly. 480 00:31:11,143 --> 00:31:13,854 -How do I know that? -Why don't you pull that door handle? 481 00:31:16,649 --> 00:31:18,984 Then you'll blow the fuck up, and then you'll know. 482 00:31:19,068 --> 00:31:20,778 Oh, shit. 483 00:31:32,206 --> 00:31:34,583 -Thanks. -You should not have shot that drone. 484 00:31:35,334 --> 00:31:36,669 But now they can't see us. 485 00:31:36,752 --> 00:31:38,879 Don't need to. You just told them we're here. 486 00:31:42,967 --> 00:31:44,635 Oh. Where you going? 487 00:31:44,718 --> 00:31:47,388 Saw some tracks earlier. I'm gonna follow them. 488 00:31:48,097 --> 00:31:49,515 Whose tracks? 489 00:31:51,225 --> 00:31:53,018 Hey, whose tracks? 490 00:31:53,102 --> 00:31:56,063 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 491 00:32:03,028 --> 00:32:05,072 Why didn't they just kill you when you came in? 492 00:32:05,156 --> 00:32:06,157 Don't care. 493 00:32:06,866 --> 00:32:08,492 You wanna hear my theory? 494 00:32:09,618 --> 00:32:10,619 Not really. 495 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:12,621 Did you read that article? 496 00:32:13,456 --> 00:32:15,749 Every year these liberal elites, 497 00:32:15,833 --> 00:32:18,669 you know, the globalist cucks who run the deep state 498 00:32:19,503 --> 00:32:24,216 kidnap a bunch of normal folks like us and hunt us for fucking sport 499 00:32:24,300 --> 00:32:27,386 in, like, this mansion in Vermont or something. 500 00:32:28,053 --> 00:32:31,557 I forwarded that to 50 friends. It's not like I believed it. 501 00:32:32,183 --> 00:32:33,267 You believe it? 502 00:32:33,350 --> 00:32:34,768 That you have 50 friends? 503 00:32:34,852 --> 00:32:36,812 No, the rest of it. 504 00:32:39,273 --> 00:32:40,524 Mmm... 505 00:32:42,526 --> 00:32:43,611 This ain't Vermont. 506 00:32:44,737 --> 00:32:45,738 Yeah. 507 00:32:46,447 --> 00:32:47,948 Where you going now? 508 00:32:50,785 --> 00:32:51,994 Oh. 509 00:32:56,290 --> 00:32:57,500 I'm Gary. 510 00:32:57,583 --> 00:32:59,585 Shut the fuck up, Gary. 511 00:33:00,377 --> 00:33:01,378 Mmm. 512 00:33:01,462 --> 00:33:03,464 (TRAIN APPROACHING) 513 00:33:14,558 --> 00:33:16,519 -How fast are you? -What? 514 00:33:16,602 --> 00:33:19,271 The train will be slowest at the curve. We're not getting on standing still. 515 00:33:20,106 --> 00:33:21,107 Wait! 516 00:33:40,751 --> 00:33:42,253 (GRUNTS) 517 00:33:44,421 --> 00:33:46,423 (PANTING, GRUNTING) 518 00:33:54,181 --> 00:33:55,432 (INHALES DEEPLY) 519 00:33:55,975 --> 00:33:57,560 (BOTH GRUNTING) 520 00:34:14,869 --> 00:34:16,036 Thanks. 521 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,288 Welcome. 522 00:34:18,164 --> 00:34:20,166 (CLATTERING) 523 00:34:20,249 --> 00:34:22,418 (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) 524 00:34:30,092 --> 00:34:31,385 Who's there? 525 00:34:32,595 --> 00:34:34,513 Come the fuck out, or I'll shoot. 526 00:34:38,350 --> 00:34:40,352 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 527 00:34:44,482 --> 00:34:46,776 Oh, come on. 528 00:34:47,943 --> 00:34:50,696 -What? -They're not real. 529 00:34:51,071 --> 00:34:54,283 Uh-uh. You know what we have here? Crisis actors. 530 00:34:54,366 --> 00:34:55,826 (CONTINUES SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 531 00:34:55,910 --> 00:34:59,914 What are the chances the one train car with the open door is full of illegals? 532 00:34:59,997 --> 00:35:01,665 I mean, will you look at these fucks? 533 00:35:01,749 --> 00:35:03,417 A little obvious, don't you think? 534 00:35:05,377 --> 00:35:08,881 Are you fucks trying to teach us a lesson? 535 00:35:08,964 --> 00:35:10,341 -Oh, no! -(BABY CRYING) 536 00:35:10,424 --> 00:35:14,053 I feel so sorry for immigrants and refugees. 537 00:35:14,136 --> 00:35:17,765 I'm gonna have to rethink my entire position on immigration. 538 00:35:17,848 --> 00:35:19,517 No, Gary, they got a baby. 539 00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,769 So? There are crisis babies. 540 00:35:21,852 --> 00:35:24,855 -(BABY CONTINUES CRYING) -(CONTINUES SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 541 00:35:26,273 --> 00:35:28,484 Oh, you're good, Mohammed. 542 00:35:28,567 --> 00:35:31,695 But if you don't cut the bullshit in three seconds, 543 00:35:31,779 --> 00:35:34,782 I am gonna blow your fucking dick off. 544 00:35:34,865 --> 00:35:36,033 One... 545 00:35:36,117 --> 00:35:37,743 -Ah! -Two... 546 00:35:37,827 --> 00:35:39,829 -(BRAKES SCREECHING) -(ALL GASP) 547 00:35:46,001 --> 00:35:47,711 (DOGS BARKING) 548 00:35:47,795 --> 00:35:49,547 Gary. Come here, you fuck... 549 00:35:51,132 --> 00:35:53,134 (MEN SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 550 00:36:05,187 --> 00:36:06,856 Hey! Hey! 551 00:36:09,108 --> 00:36:10,443 Toss your gun. 552 00:36:10,526 --> 00:36:12,278 -What? -Toss it, or we're fucking dead. 553 00:36:13,070 --> 00:36:15,072 (SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE CONTINUES) 554 00:36:41,265 --> 00:36:43,767 Sir. Sir, excuse me. 555 00:36:43,851 --> 00:36:47,730 I don't know exactly where we are, but I'm an American. 556 00:36:47,813 --> 00:36:48,814 American. 557 00:36:48,898 --> 00:36:49,899 American? 558 00:36:49,982 --> 00:36:51,609 Yeah. Yeah. Her too. 559 00:36:51,692 --> 00:36:54,069 Look, let me explain everything, sir, 560 00:36:54,153 --> 00:36:56,947 because I know exactly what's going on here, okay? 561 00:36:57,031 --> 00:36:59,366 These are not real refugees. 562 00:36:59,450 --> 00:37:01,577 These are crisis actors. 563 00:37:02,244 --> 00:37:04,079 (CHUCKLES) Look, I have a podcast. 564 00:37:04,163 --> 00:37:06,582 I've been exposing these people, okay? 565 00:37:06,665 --> 00:37:10,336 They were placed on the train as a part of Manorgate. 566 00:37:10,419 --> 00:37:14,423 This has all been an elaborate trap to try to ensnare us. 567 00:37:15,257 --> 00:37:17,301 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 568 00:37:29,522 --> 00:37:31,273 I don't think they believe you, Gary. 569 00:37:33,109 --> 00:37:35,778 Did you hear him? Did you hear... Did you hear him! 570 00:37:35,861 --> 00:37:37,863 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 571 00:37:41,075 --> 00:37:42,076 Bullshit. 572 00:37:42,493 --> 00:37:44,370 This is... That's... That's bullshit. 573 00:37:44,453 --> 00:37:46,288 You're all fake! You're all fake! 574 00:37:46,372 --> 00:37:48,374 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 575 00:37:51,168 --> 00:37:53,337 Gary, you have just gotta chill, okay, buddy? 576 00:37:53,420 --> 00:37:56,674 Now, those other refugees, they weren't part of this. They're real. 577 00:37:56,757 --> 00:37:58,843 I know. I have been embedded with them, okay? 578 00:37:58,926 --> 00:38:00,636 And those soldiers, well, they're fucking real too. 579 00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:02,638 That train wasn't supposed to be stopped. 580 00:38:02,721 --> 00:38:07,685 So just calm the fuck down, and we will get through this. All right? 581 00:38:07,768 --> 00:38:08,853 And you know what? 582 00:38:09,728 --> 00:38:12,064 I'll even give you guys a head start before I come after you. 583 00:38:12,148 --> 00:38:13,858 How's that sound? You good? 584 00:38:14,483 --> 00:38:15,526 Come on, buddy. 585 00:38:15,609 --> 00:38:17,611 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 586 00:38:18,863 --> 00:38:21,157 -Gary, Gary, don't. -I am not your buddy! 587 00:38:21,824 --> 00:38:23,909 (BOTH GRUNTING) 588 00:38:30,458 --> 00:38:32,084 Sayonara, sugar tits. 589 00:38:32,168 --> 00:38:33,210 No, no, no. Fuck. Shit. 590 00:38:33,294 --> 00:38:35,379 -(CLAMORING) -(WHISTLE BLOWING) 591 00:38:36,213 --> 00:38:38,716 Shit, shit, shit. Shit, shit, shit! 592 00:38:43,888 --> 00:38:46,348 Fuck. Shit, shit, shit. 593 00:39:02,490 --> 00:39:04,492 (CHATTERING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 594 00:39:10,206 --> 00:39:13,083 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 595 00:39:50,913 --> 00:39:53,791 I'm Dino. And this Bojan. 596 00:39:55,334 --> 00:39:56,377 You have papers? 597 00:39:57,294 --> 00:39:58,295 Where are we? 598 00:39:59,463 --> 00:40:00,631 Where you think? 599 00:40:01,257 --> 00:40:07,054 Well... I was, uh, eating in Mississippi 600 00:40:07,138 --> 00:40:10,349 when I got knocked out 601 00:40:10,432 --> 00:40:13,769 for what was at least 18 hours. 602 00:40:13,853 --> 00:40:16,856 So taking that into account, 603 00:40:17,648 --> 00:40:22,653 along with your accent and a license plate I fucking saw, 604 00:40:22,736 --> 00:40:25,072 I'm guessing I'm probably in... 605 00:40:27,616 --> 00:40:28,617 Bosnia. 606 00:40:28,701 --> 00:40:29,702 (SNICKERS) 607 00:40:29,952 --> 00:40:30,953 Serbia? 608 00:40:32,329 --> 00:40:33,330 Croatia? 609 00:40:33,956 --> 00:40:36,667 I'm in... Croatia, then. 610 00:40:36,959 --> 00:40:37,960 How you get here? 611 00:40:38,043 --> 00:40:41,255 Doesn't matter. You need to call the American Embassy. 612 00:40:41,338 --> 00:40:44,383 -DINO: Show us papers. -I don't have papers. 613 00:40:45,384 --> 00:40:47,178 Can you... Can you call the embassy? 614 00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:49,638 You are hunted? 615 00:40:52,308 --> 00:40:53,726 Who said I was hunted? 616 00:40:53,809 --> 00:40:55,936 Don. Hmm? 617 00:40:57,271 --> 00:40:59,023 You hunted like Don? 618 00:40:59,106 --> 00:41:00,566 Who the fuck is Don? 619 00:41:04,653 --> 00:41:05,821 Bring Don. 620 00:41:12,328 --> 00:41:13,412 (WHISTLES) 621 00:41:18,834 --> 00:41:20,252 Can I have one of those? 622 00:41:20,336 --> 00:41:21,337 No. 623 00:41:26,801 --> 00:41:27,802 Don. 624 00:41:27,885 --> 00:41:29,053 Howdy. 625 00:41:31,889 --> 00:41:33,641 Yeah, hunted like Don. 626 00:41:33,724 --> 00:41:36,268 Yeah. I told you, assholes. 627 00:41:37,686 --> 00:41:41,857 Yeah. I was heading north when the dogs came after me. 628 00:41:42,316 --> 00:41:44,527 Man, I thought I was fucking dead. 629 00:41:44,860 --> 00:41:47,279 You know, that it was those Manorgate assholes. 630 00:41:48,489 --> 00:41:52,493 Man, I was relieved when it was just the fucking Russians, you know. 631 00:41:53,369 --> 00:41:54,829 Little more. Little more, pal. 632 00:41:56,997 --> 00:41:59,625 You know... (STUTTERS) And what was up with that crate? 633 00:42:00,084 --> 00:42:04,046 I mean, why, why did they give us weapons before they started picking us off? 634 00:42:04,130 --> 00:42:05,714 To make it more fair? 635 00:42:07,049 --> 00:42:10,553 (CHUCKLES) And what was up with that pig? I thought they were all vegans. 636 00:42:12,930 --> 00:42:17,059 Well, I cannot wait to blow the lid off this shit. 637 00:42:17,351 --> 00:42:19,728 Because we gonna be on Hannity, you and me, 638 00:42:19,812 --> 00:42:22,481 just like them two Jew boys that fucked Nixon up. 639 00:42:25,317 --> 00:42:27,153 You wanna share what you're thinking, sweetie? 640 00:42:28,737 --> 00:42:29,738 Hmm? 641 00:42:29,822 --> 00:42:30,823 Come on. 642 00:42:31,323 --> 00:42:33,117 You don't care why they're doing this to us? 643 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,327 They're trying to kill me. I don't give a shit why. 644 00:42:35,786 --> 00:42:36,787 (SCOFFS) 645 00:42:36,871 --> 00:42:38,497 (CAR APPROACHING) 646 00:42:57,016 --> 00:42:58,559 (LAUGHS) 647 00:42:58,642 --> 00:43:01,145 Well, if it ain't Uncle Sam's nephew. 648 00:43:04,106 --> 00:43:05,483 (CHUCKLES) We're rescued. 649 00:43:05,566 --> 00:43:06,567 (LAUGHS) 650 00:43:14,074 --> 00:43:20,956 M-I-double S-I-double S-I-double P-I 651 00:43:21,791 --> 00:43:25,336 Right in the middle of the cotton belt 652 00:43:25,419 --> 00:43:28,881 Down in the Mississippi Delta 653 00:43:29,590 --> 00:43:34,220 Wearin' last year's possum belt smack dab... 654 00:43:34,303 --> 00:43:38,224 So, you're telling me that they built an entire gas station out here 655 00:43:38,307 --> 00:43:40,768 just to convince you this was the middle of Arkansas? 656 00:43:42,061 --> 00:43:44,605 What kind of sick individual even comes up with that? It's horrifying. 657 00:43:44,688 --> 00:43:46,273 DON: You fucking said it, junior. 658 00:43:46,357 --> 00:43:49,401 Okay, we're gonna get back to the embassy. I'm gonna contact the State Department. 659 00:43:49,485 --> 00:43:52,696 We're gonna get military support out here. We're gonna find these animals. 660 00:43:52,780 --> 00:43:53,781 Attaboy. 661 00:43:54,281 --> 00:43:56,450 (SIGHS) Why would they do something like that? 662 00:43:56,534 --> 00:43:58,119 DON: Same reason elites do anything... 663 00:43:58,202 --> 00:44:00,329 'Cause they think they're better than us. 664 00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:02,289 Yeah, but... 665 00:44:02,581 --> 00:44:05,209 But why you? I mean, it seems so personal, right? 666 00:44:06,127 --> 00:44:07,128 What? 667 00:44:07,711 --> 00:44:11,090 No, no. I mean, I'm just asking, why pick you of all people? 668 00:44:11,173 --> 00:44:13,676 You must have done something to pop up on their radar somehow, 669 00:44:13,759 --> 00:44:16,428 otherwise why target you so specifically? 670 00:44:16,512 --> 00:44:18,597 We didn't do shit. 671 00:44:18,681 --> 00:44:19,682 Okay. 672 00:44:19,765 --> 00:44:21,851 (LAUGHING) So, what, you think this is our fucking fault? 673 00:44:21,934 --> 00:44:23,811 No. No, that's not what I'm... 674 00:44:23,894 --> 00:44:26,564 -No, I would never blame the victim. -Yeah. 675 00:44:26,647 --> 00:44:28,315 There'd have to be a reason, is all. 676 00:44:30,067 --> 00:44:33,654 Can you think of anything, anything at all, no matter how minor, 677 00:44:33,737 --> 00:44:36,240 that might make somebody wanna try something... 678 00:44:36,782 --> 00:44:39,368 (GRUNTING) 679 00:44:39,452 --> 00:44:42,288 DON: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 680 00:44:43,164 --> 00:44:46,292 What? No. No! Oh, my God! 681 00:44:47,418 --> 00:44:49,670 Stop the car! Stop the car! 682 00:44:49,753 --> 00:44:51,547 No! No! 683 00:44:51,630 --> 00:44:54,800 Oh, my God! Oh! 684 00:44:54,884 --> 00:44:57,636 Are you out of your mind, woman? 685 00:44:58,345 --> 00:45:00,014 No, no, no. Why did you do that? 686 00:45:00,097 --> 00:45:01,974 Oh, no! Why did you do that? 687 00:45:02,057 --> 00:45:04,351 Oh, God. Is he dead? 688 00:45:05,144 --> 00:45:07,480 You, what is wrong with you? What is wrong with you? 689 00:45:07,563 --> 00:45:10,065 You are not right. Oh, my God. 690 00:45:11,567 --> 00:45:12,568 What the... 691 00:45:12,818 --> 00:45:14,779 Oh, fuck! 692 00:45:14,862 --> 00:45:18,073 Why did you do that? Why... He was trying to save us! 693 00:45:18,157 --> 00:45:20,576 He was... Oh. 694 00:45:21,827 --> 00:45:22,953 Jesus. 695 00:45:24,580 --> 00:45:26,081 Nope, just Gary. 696 00:45:27,625 --> 00:45:29,084 How'd you know he was lying? 697 00:45:29,168 --> 00:45:30,836 Because everyone is lying. 698 00:45:32,421 --> 00:45:34,089 DON: Well, maybe... 699 00:45:35,007 --> 00:45:37,301 Maybe you should've waited to kill him until... 700 00:45:37,384 --> 00:45:39,094 Until he told us why they're doing this. 701 00:45:40,137 --> 00:45:42,473 Pretty sure he wanted us to tell him. 702 00:45:44,058 --> 00:45:46,769 DON: Right. There was 11 of us when we first woke up. 703 00:45:46,852 --> 00:45:48,771 There was four down out of the gate. 704 00:45:48,854 --> 00:45:50,648 A guy got grenaded. 705 00:45:51,107 --> 00:45:53,984 You said there were three at the gas station. 706 00:45:54,819 --> 00:45:58,739 And I assume this is the guy you hopped a train with. 707 00:46:00,032 --> 00:46:01,075 Mmm-hmm. 708 00:46:02,576 --> 00:46:04,161 That just leaves you and me. 709 00:46:05,913 --> 00:46:06,914 Yeah. 710 00:46:08,290 --> 00:46:09,708 (STUTTERS) What is that? 711 00:46:10,584 --> 00:46:13,087 It's where Mr. Bullshit was taking us. 712 00:46:16,340 --> 00:46:17,383 (SCOFFS) 713 00:46:17,466 --> 00:46:21,470 This seems a little obvious, like maybe they wanted us to find it. 714 00:46:22,263 --> 00:46:24,723 Depends on whether they're smart pretending to be idiots, 715 00:46:24,807 --> 00:46:26,517 or idiots pretending to be smart. 716 00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:28,978 Well, I say fuck those fuckers, okay? 717 00:46:29,061 --> 00:46:32,148 We got us a car. Let's just fucking go! Okay? 718 00:46:32,231 --> 00:46:33,941 And I'm driving. Give me the key. 719 00:46:34,024 --> 00:46:35,025 No. 720 00:46:39,864 --> 00:46:40,865 No? 721 00:46:45,995 --> 00:46:46,996 No. 722 00:46:52,918 --> 00:46:57,882 My mama used to tell me this story about the jackrabbit and the box turtle. 723 00:46:58,632 --> 00:47:02,720 The jackrabbit is a real dick 724 00:47:03,596 --> 00:47:05,681 'cause he brags all the time. 725 00:47:05,764 --> 00:47:08,100 Says nobody's faster than him. 726 00:47:09,643 --> 00:47:11,061 And, well, it's true. 727 00:47:12,855 --> 00:47:15,941 Because every time he races, the jackrabbit always wins. 728 00:47:16,984 --> 00:47:20,112 The whole fucking forest has to put up with this shit. Day in, day out. 729 00:47:20,196 --> 00:47:22,656 Fucker always wants to race just to rub it in some more. 730 00:47:22,740 --> 00:47:25,284 So the box turtle figures, 731 00:47:25,367 --> 00:47:28,245 "Why not? I'll give it a try." 732 00:47:28,329 --> 00:47:30,080 And the jackrabbit, like, laughs. 733 00:47:30,164 --> 00:47:32,750 Like, "Okay, this'll be fun. So let's, let's fucking go." 734 00:47:32,833 --> 00:47:33,834 -So bang! -(STARTLES) 735 00:47:33,918 --> 00:47:36,337 Jackrabbit leaves the box turtle in his fucking dust. 736 00:47:36,420 --> 00:47:38,422 I mean, he is way out in front. 737 00:47:38,506 --> 00:47:40,716 Of course he is, because jackrabbit always wins. 738 00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:44,220 But he wants to put on a show. He'll make it seem close. 739 00:47:44,303 --> 00:47:46,806 So he stops, and he takes a nap. 740 00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:56,649 He sleeps longer than he wanted to. 741 00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:01,070 By the time he wakes up... 742 00:48:02,988 --> 00:48:04,698 I mean, he knows he's fucked. 743 00:48:04,782 --> 00:48:07,284 Jackrabbit goes full tilt, but it's too late. 744 00:48:07,368 --> 00:48:10,871 The box turtle crosses the finish line first, 745 00:48:10,955 --> 00:48:15,084 and the crowd's like... (WHOOSHES) Goes fucking wild! 746 00:48:17,419 --> 00:48:18,420 Later that night, 747 00:48:18,504 --> 00:48:20,798 box turtle's having dinner with his family. 748 00:48:22,424 --> 00:48:24,885 He's telling his little box turtles how he did it. 749 00:48:25,803 --> 00:48:27,555 "I mean, never give up. I... 750 00:48:28,472 --> 00:48:30,307 "Just keep crawling forwards 751 00:48:31,559 --> 00:48:33,727 "and you can overcome just about anything." 752 00:48:37,273 --> 00:48:38,732 Door smashes in. 753 00:48:38,816 --> 00:48:40,901 (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING) 754 00:48:40,985 --> 00:48:42,153 It's the jackrabbit. 755 00:48:45,072 --> 00:48:46,323 And he has a hammer. 756 00:48:48,534 --> 00:48:52,955 Smashes up the wife and kids first so the box turtle has to watch 'em die. 757 00:48:54,874 --> 00:48:56,167 And then it's his turn. 758 00:48:57,042 --> 00:48:59,587 Once the whole family's broken into little pieces, 759 00:49:00,296 --> 00:49:03,132 (CHUCKLES) he sits down and eats their dinner. 760 00:49:05,634 --> 00:49:07,511 Every last bite. 761 00:49:16,937 --> 00:49:19,273 Because the jackrabbit always wins. 762 00:49:22,318 --> 00:49:24,653 Your mama told you that story? 763 00:49:26,447 --> 00:49:27,823 Uh, so... So, wait. 764 00:49:28,657 --> 00:49:32,203 So... Who's the rabbit? I mean, is it us or them? 765 00:49:35,331 --> 00:49:37,333 (PIG SQUEALING) 766 00:49:39,835 --> 00:49:42,046 You see a pig with a shirt on, right? 767 00:49:44,715 --> 00:49:45,716 DON: Yep. 768 00:49:46,300 --> 00:49:47,343 A little pig. 769 00:49:47,426 --> 00:49:50,095 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 770 00:49:59,772 --> 00:50:03,984 Where the hell is Oliver? He left to get them hours ago. 771 00:50:04,068 --> 00:50:05,611 I'm sure he's fine, Ted. 772 00:50:05,694 --> 00:50:08,447 Oh, wow. Ava DuVernay just liked one of my posts. 773 00:50:08,531 --> 00:50:09,907 You're friends with Ava too? 774 00:50:11,492 --> 00:50:12,743 No. Uh, maybe. 775 00:50:12,827 --> 00:50:14,787 We met at a Time 100 dinner. 776 00:50:14,870 --> 00:50:17,414 This is the photo that she liked. It's from when I was in Haiti. 777 00:50:17,498 --> 00:50:19,583 (LAUGHING) Wait a second. Wait. You were in Haiti? 778 00:50:19,667 --> 00:50:21,502 Remind us, what were you doing there again? 779 00:50:21,585 --> 00:50:24,004 -You were curing AIDS in a favela. -AIDS. 780 00:50:24,088 --> 00:50:26,340 -Don't joke about AIDS. -No, no, no. I'm not joking. 781 00:50:27,049 --> 00:50:29,135 AIDS is very, very serious, 782 00:50:29,218 --> 00:50:32,888 and thank God Martin is single-handedly taking it on. 783 00:50:33,264 --> 00:50:38,602 Okay. First of all, there are no favelas in Haiti. That's Brazil. 784 00:50:38,686 --> 00:50:41,147 Well, I just... I heard that you got a girl pregnant down there. 785 00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:42,481 Ooh. 786 00:50:42,565 --> 00:50:45,025 -I fell in love. -Hope she was pro-choice. 787 00:50:45,109 --> 00:50:46,902 Don't joke about choice, man, please. 788 00:50:46,986 --> 00:50:51,323 What matters is that Haiti is in the midst of a decades-long humanitarian crisis, 789 00:50:51,407 --> 00:50:53,409 -and it needs all the help it can get. -Thank you. 790 00:50:53,951 --> 00:50:55,995 -Does it need Martin's semen? -Okay. 791 00:50:56,078 --> 00:50:57,204 Enough, Richard. 792 00:50:57,288 --> 00:50:59,790 Guys, we're all on the same team. 793 00:50:59,874 --> 00:51:00,916 Did you say "guys"? 794 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,751 I'm sorry. I gendered it. 795 00:51:02,835 --> 00:51:05,421 -Where are they? -Just call Oliver on the radio. 796 00:51:05,504 --> 00:51:07,173 I mean, they think he's part of the embassy, so... 797 00:51:07,256 --> 00:51:08,757 -(CLATTERING) -Oh, shit. 798 00:51:09,091 --> 00:51:12,178 Uh, Sergeant Dale, little help? 799 00:51:13,304 --> 00:51:15,723 -Please, let's keep the voices down. -Why? They're in a car. 800 00:51:15,806 --> 00:51:18,684 You hired me to consult you. I'm consulting you. 801 00:51:19,602 --> 00:51:21,479 What was the name of that movie you did again? 802 00:51:22,062 --> 00:51:23,230 Tears of the Sun. 803 00:51:23,522 --> 00:51:26,650 That's... I mean, that's actually what they called it? Tears of the Sun? 804 00:51:26,734 --> 00:51:28,194 Why is the sun crying? 805 00:51:28,277 --> 00:51:30,154 (LAUGHING) 806 00:51:30,237 --> 00:51:31,989 It came out? I mean, like, in theaters and stuff? 807 00:51:32,072 --> 00:51:34,241 -Bruce Willis was in it. -What! 808 00:51:34,325 --> 00:51:35,826 -I love Bruce. -He's cool. 809 00:51:35,910 --> 00:51:38,037 -WOMAN ON RADIO: Stop fucking talking! -Sorry, Athena. 810 00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:40,539 Well, I'm gonna go take a piss. 811 00:51:40,623 --> 00:51:42,208 Who has the hand sanitizer? 812 00:51:42,291 --> 00:51:45,795 -Oh, Christ, Richard. Just rough it. -Go fuck yourself, Liberty. 813 00:51:45,878 --> 00:51:47,963 Hey, watch out for the trip wires. 814 00:51:48,047 --> 00:51:49,048 I know. 815 00:51:50,883 --> 00:51:52,885 (SIGHING) 816 00:52:02,019 --> 00:52:03,229 Fucking "rough it." 817 00:52:04,605 --> 00:52:07,191 As if you ever roughed a thing in your fucking life. 818 00:52:12,780 --> 00:52:14,865 (URINATING) 819 00:52:15,741 --> 00:52:17,952 Hey. Is this your pig? 820 00:52:18,786 --> 00:52:20,496 (CHOKES) 821 00:52:20,579 --> 00:52:21,622 (THUDS) 822 00:52:21,705 --> 00:52:23,124 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 823 00:52:32,633 --> 00:52:33,843 (CLATTERING) 824 00:52:36,387 --> 00:52:38,389 (FOOTSTEPS) 825 00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:43,519 (CLATTERING CONTINUES) 826 00:52:43,602 --> 00:52:45,062 Everybody up. Like we practiced. 827 00:52:45,146 --> 00:52:46,730 -(GUN SNAPS) -Ah! Motherfucker! 828 00:52:46,814 --> 00:52:48,566 Leave the rifles! Sidearms, now. Come on. Come on. 829 00:52:49,275 --> 00:52:50,276 Shit. 830 00:52:56,031 --> 00:52:58,534 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 831 00:53:03,831 --> 00:53:04,832 Richard? 832 00:53:04,915 --> 00:53:06,959 -Shh. -Don't shush me. 833 00:53:10,963 --> 00:53:11,964 (WHISPERING) Richard. 834 00:53:13,132 --> 00:53:14,300 (BANGING) 835 00:53:14,383 --> 00:53:16,427 Easy. They'll hit the trips. 836 00:53:17,011 --> 00:53:19,180 (CREAKING) 837 00:53:19,263 --> 00:53:20,264 Shit. 838 00:53:20,347 --> 00:53:22,933 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 839 00:53:28,689 --> 00:53:30,316 (GUNS COCKING) 840 00:53:36,489 --> 00:53:38,407 (SQUEALING) 841 00:53:40,367 --> 00:53:41,702 Stop! Stop! 842 00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:47,333 Orwell! 843 00:53:47,416 --> 00:53:50,461 (WHIMPERS) What the fuck! He was an innocent. 844 00:53:50,544 --> 00:53:52,254 How the hell did that get in here? 845 00:53:53,130 --> 00:53:55,716 -You almost fucking shot me. -Well, I didn't, did I? Because... 846 00:53:57,176 --> 00:53:58,177 Hey, bitch. 847 00:53:58,260 --> 00:54:00,262 (ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING) 848 00:54:04,058 --> 00:54:05,059 Argh! 849 00:54:18,739 --> 00:54:21,117 (GRUNTING) 850 00:54:28,666 --> 00:54:29,708 Argh. 851 00:54:29,792 --> 00:54:32,086 No. Snowball! No, no, no. I didn't... 852 00:54:32,670 --> 00:54:34,672 (GROANING) 853 00:54:43,639 --> 00:54:45,891 (GRUNTING) 854 00:55:02,825 --> 00:55:03,826 (GUNSHOT) 855 00:55:10,833 --> 00:55:12,835 (GRUNTING) 856 00:55:28,684 --> 00:55:29,685 No, no, no. 857 00:55:31,270 --> 00:55:32,396 (GRUNTS) 858 00:55:39,779 --> 00:55:41,447 You hick. 859 00:55:43,532 --> 00:55:44,617 God damn. 860 00:55:53,417 --> 00:55:55,211 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 861 00:55:55,294 --> 00:55:57,129 Whoa! Hey, hey, hey. It's me. 862 00:55:57,797 --> 00:55:59,340 Thank you for all the help. 863 00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:01,967 Fuck you. I dropped the pig. 864 00:56:02,676 --> 00:56:04,220 Come on. Give me a gun. 865 00:56:05,471 --> 00:56:07,848 Do you think you could find one? 866 00:56:10,309 --> 00:56:11,393 (EXHALES) 867 00:56:12,353 --> 00:56:16,649 Don, is there anything you would like to ask her? 868 00:56:16,732 --> 00:56:17,983 What? 869 00:56:18,067 --> 00:56:21,695 You got mad that I killed the fucker in the car 870 00:56:21,779 --> 00:56:23,989 before you could ask him anything. 871 00:56:24,073 --> 00:56:27,409 And I thought, you know, now's your chance. 872 00:56:32,456 --> 00:56:34,125 Why are you doing this to us? 873 00:56:35,209 --> 00:56:37,503 Because Jesus told me to. 874 00:56:38,504 --> 00:56:39,964 Well, there's your answer. 875 00:56:40,047 --> 00:56:42,341 Whoa! Hey. Hey. Come on. You can't just... 876 00:56:42,424 --> 00:56:43,634 She's a woman. 877 00:56:43,717 --> 00:56:44,718 (SCOFFS) 878 00:56:45,010 --> 00:56:46,345 Hey, miss... 879 00:56:47,388 --> 00:56:50,933 Do you think you should be afforded mercy just 'cause you're a girl? 880 00:56:52,601 --> 00:56:53,602 No. 881 00:56:54,979 --> 00:56:58,023 What the fuck is wrong with you! 882 00:56:59,900 --> 00:57:01,402 -(RADIO BEEPS) -WOMAN ON RADIO: Don? 883 00:57:01,485 --> 00:57:04,447 -(CRACKLING) -Don. Did you get her? 884 00:57:07,241 --> 00:57:08,325 Don! 885 00:57:10,953 --> 00:57:12,079 Don. 886 00:57:12,830 --> 00:57:15,875 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Hey. Hey. 887 00:57:17,126 --> 00:57:18,502 WOMAN: What's going on? 888 00:57:19,587 --> 00:57:20,588 You one of them? 889 00:57:20,671 --> 00:57:22,506 What? No! 890 00:57:24,842 --> 00:57:26,719 You drop the gun and answer her. 891 00:57:28,971 --> 00:57:30,723 I'm not dropping my gun. 892 00:57:31,390 --> 00:57:33,726 WOMAN: Don, what's going on? 893 00:57:33,809 --> 00:57:34,810 Answer her. 894 00:57:35,895 --> 00:57:37,396 Who is this? 895 00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:40,065 You don't have to pretend anymore. She's figured it out. 896 00:57:43,027 --> 00:57:44,695 I don't know who the fuck that is. 897 00:57:44,779 --> 00:57:46,655 -Shoot her! -Drop the gun. 898 00:57:46,739 --> 00:57:48,240 Fucking shoot her, Don! 899 00:57:48,324 --> 00:57:50,075 They're playing you. They're fucking with you. 900 00:57:50,159 --> 00:57:51,494 I'm on your side here! 901 00:57:51,577 --> 00:57:52,703 Just drop the gun. 902 00:57:55,039 --> 00:57:56,040 (THUDS) 903 00:57:58,834 --> 00:57:59,835 WOMAN: Don. 904 00:58:00,711 --> 00:58:02,046 Is she hurt? 905 00:58:02,129 --> 00:58:03,589 Don's dead 906 00:58:06,675 --> 00:58:07,843 because of me. 907 00:58:08,969 --> 00:58:11,096 WOMAN: Then I guess you'd better come and get me. 908 00:58:11,180 --> 00:58:13,432 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 909 00:58:29,490 --> 00:58:31,534 I heard them call you a consultant. 910 00:58:32,284 --> 00:58:33,744 You trained these fuckers? 911 00:58:35,287 --> 00:58:36,288 Yeah. 912 00:58:37,289 --> 00:58:38,958 How much did they pay you? 913 00:58:40,584 --> 00:58:41,585 Nothing. 914 00:58:43,671 --> 00:58:45,172 I owed her a favor. 915 00:58:48,843 --> 00:58:50,219 And where is she? 916 00:58:50,594 --> 00:58:53,222 Why? You won. 917 00:58:54,974 --> 00:58:56,183 Just go home. 918 00:58:59,353 --> 00:59:04,191 Because I am, like... 919 00:59:05,860 --> 00:59:07,486 Hmm... 920 00:59:10,489 --> 00:59:11,740 And, uh... 921 00:59:13,701 --> 00:59:15,911 I work at a car rental company. 922 00:59:17,371 --> 00:59:19,206 And there is nowhere to put that. 923 00:59:20,249 --> 00:59:22,209 So maybe today... 924 00:59:23,335 --> 00:59:24,587 I can, like... 925 00:59:27,548 --> 00:59:28,799 Hmm... 926 00:59:38,017 --> 00:59:39,477 So, where the fuck is she? 927 00:59:44,982 --> 00:59:45,983 (SCREAMS) 928 00:59:46,066 --> 00:59:47,067 Okay! Okay. 929 00:59:47,151 --> 00:59:48,569 -Sorry. Sorry. -(CONTINUES GROANING) 930 00:59:48,652 --> 00:59:52,198 -Okay, okay, okay! Okay. -Sorry. 931 00:59:53,783 --> 00:59:55,576 -Three klicks northwest. -(MUMBLES) Northwest. 932 00:59:55,659 --> 00:59:58,204 -There's a gravel road to the Manor. -(MUMBLES) Road to the Manor. 933 00:59:58,287 --> 01:00:00,289 You have no idea what you're up against. 934 01:00:01,749 --> 01:00:02,750 She's... 935 01:00:03,501 --> 01:00:05,753 She's been training for eight months. 936 01:00:06,504 --> 01:00:08,506 She's gonna rip you into pieces. 937 01:00:08,589 --> 01:00:09,799 We'll see. 938 01:00:09,882 --> 01:00:10,883 You... 939 01:00:11,467 --> 01:00:12,468 You were in the service? 940 01:00:12,885 --> 01:00:14,929 Uh... Yes. 941 01:00:16,180 --> 01:00:18,140 Afghanistan. (SNIFFLES) 942 01:00:18,808 --> 01:00:20,935 -Were you? -National Guard. 943 01:00:21,018 --> 01:00:22,019 Mmm. 944 01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:25,731 So, you were never in the shit. 945 01:00:27,775 --> 01:00:29,151 I'm, I'm in it now. 946 01:00:30,694 --> 01:00:32,404 That's a nice way of looking at it. 947 01:00:34,490 --> 01:00:35,491 Hey. 948 01:00:36,075 --> 01:00:37,701 Thank you for your service. 949 01:00:40,454 --> 01:00:41,455 (GUNSHOT) 950 01:00:44,458 --> 01:00:46,293 (ELEVATOR DINGS, DOORS OPEN) 951 01:00:52,091 --> 01:00:53,509 Hello, Paul. 952 01:00:53,592 --> 01:00:55,302 Hey, Athena. Hi. 953 01:00:55,386 --> 01:00:57,138 What are you doing in my office? 954 01:00:58,180 --> 01:00:59,390 Take a seat. 955 01:01:03,477 --> 01:01:04,812 ATHENA: Hello, Nicole. 956 01:01:05,146 --> 01:01:06,313 Athena. 957 01:01:08,023 --> 01:01:09,525 Have a seat. 958 01:01:10,568 --> 01:01:11,861 ATHENA: Hmm. 959 01:01:13,446 --> 01:01:14,864 -Hi. -ATHENA: Hi. 960 01:01:15,281 --> 01:01:18,284 So, you're aware Martin's account got hacked last week, right? 961 01:01:18,367 --> 01:01:20,578 ATHENA: I'm the CEO, Paul. I hear everything. 962 01:01:21,203 --> 01:01:23,497 And Martin's one of my closest friends. 963 01:01:24,665 --> 01:01:27,251 So, you know how embarrassing it was for him. 964 01:01:27,585 --> 01:01:31,088 All the extramarital communiques. 965 01:01:31,172 --> 01:01:35,134 I call it sending his wife's oncologist pictures of his cock. 966 01:01:35,217 --> 01:01:37,178 I mean, there are more than just the cock pics. 967 01:01:37,261 --> 01:01:39,597 There were texts and e-mails, 968 01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:42,892 and he said some extraordinarily critical things about the president. 969 01:01:42,975 --> 01:01:45,769 ATHENA: (CHUCKLES) Oh, well, last I heard, free speech still exists. 970 01:01:45,853 --> 01:01:48,647 Don't do that. Don't, don't First Amendment me, please. 971 01:01:49,190 --> 01:01:51,233 It's not a country, it's a business. 972 01:01:52,151 --> 01:01:54,069 A business, and there are optics. 973 01:01:54,820 --> 01:01:56,155 ATHENA: You fired Martin. 974 01:01:56,238 --> 01:01:58,365 No, he realized he had to take one for the team. 975 01:01:58,449 --> 01:01:59,825 -ATHENA: The team. -Yeah, the team. 976 01:01:59,909 --> 01:02:01,535 We have a team, our team. 977 01:02:01,619 --> 01:02:02,828 ATHENA: What's in the file, Nicole? 978 01:02:03,329 --> 01:02:04,830 (COUGHS) Just a sec. Um... 979 01:02:05,623 --> 01:02:07,625 Do you recall a text thread you had 980 01:02:07,708 --> 01:02:10,002 with Martin, Peter, Richard, and Liberty, amongst others, 981 01:02:10,085 --> 01:02:12,338 December 17th at 10:00 in the morning? 982 01:02:12,421 --> 01:02:15,466 ATHENA: I don't recall a text thread I had last fucking Tuesday, Paul. 983 01:02:17,927 --> 01:02:19,386 Go... Go ahead, Nicole. 984 01:02:23,265 --> 01:02:27,520 Martin, "Did anyone see what our ratfucker-in-chief just did?" 985 01:02:27,603 --> 01:02:30,898 Liberty, "Yes. Day equals ruined." 986 01:02:30,981 --> 01:02:32,983 Peter, "Infuriating." 987 01:02:33,067 --> 01:02:35,319 Athena, "At least the hunt's coming up. 988 01:02:35,402 --> 01:02:37,238 "Nothing better than going out to the Manor 989 01:02:37,321 --> 01:02:39,907 "and slaughtering a dozen deplorables." 990 01:02:39,990 --> 01:02:43,327 Miranda, "We promised not to talk about The Manor on text." 991 01:02:43,410 --> 01:02:45,621 Ted, "Viva El Manor." 992 01:02:45,704 --> 01:02:47,915 Liberty, "Deleting this thread." 993 01:02:50,751 --> 01:02:51,877 ATHENA: Oh, I get it. 994 01:02:53,879 --> 01:02:56,173 PAUL: Are you aware there's an active group of people out there 995 01:02:56,257 --> 01:02:58,050 who believe this is a real thing? 996 01:02:58,134 --> 01:03:00,511 ATHENA: Believe what's a real thing? 997 01:03:00,594 --> 01:03:03,430 That you're hunting human beings for sport. 998 01:03:06,892 --> 01:03:08,894 (LAUGHING) 999 01:03:09,645 --> 01:03:11,230 PAUL: Yeah? Not funny. 1000 01:03:15,609 --> 01:03:18,821 Wh... Wh... What? 1001 01:03:18,904 --> 01:03:21,073 PAUL: Yeah. Conspiracy websites are all over it. 1002 01:03:21,157 --> 01:03:23,033 They're going bananas. They're going berserk. 1003 01:03:23,117 --> 01:03:25,703 Reddit. I mean, I don't know the names of them all. 1004 01:03:25,786 --> 01:03:28,164 But anyway, somebody pulled a property-tax record 1005 01:03:28,247 --> 01:03:30,541 for the manor that you bought in Vermont. 1006 01:03:30,624 --> 01:03:34,712 Manor? No, I don't own a fucking manor in Vermont. 1007 01:03:35,254 --> 01:03:37,047 It's a three-bedroom house. 1008 01:03:37,131 --> 01:03:39,216 PAUL: Jesus, I can't believe you used that word. 1009 01:03:39,717 --> 01:03:40,718 Manor? 1010 01:03:40,801 --> 01:03:42,887 -No. -"Deplorables." 1011 01:03:42,970 --> 01:03:45,389 It's... Charged. 1012 01:03:45,473 --> 01:03:47,600 Oh, well, I initially typed "fucking rednecks," 1013 01:03:47,683 --> 01:03:49,477 but then I decided that wasn't specific... 1014 01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:50,561 Hey, come on. 1015 01:03:50,644 --> 01:03:53,147 What? What would you prefer I call them, Paul? 1016 01:03:53,230 --> 01:03:55,191 "Gun-clutching homophobes"? 1017 01:03:55,274 --> 01:03:56,484 PAUL: Hey, hey, stop, please. 1018 01:03:56,567 --> 01:03:58,861 -"Academically challenged racists"? -Hey. Hey. 1019 01:03:58,944 --> 01:04:00,529 ATHENA: What about "tooth-deprived bigots"? 1020 01:04:00,613 --> 01:04:02,364 We have our best team at reputation management 1021 01:04:02,448 --> 01:04:05,117 flooding... Flooding the search engines 1022 01:04:05,201 --> 01:04:06,952 in the hopes this thing doesn't go mainstream. 1023 01:04:07,036 --> 01:04:11,040 But even if by some miracle it doesn't, and I really don't see that happening, 1024 01:04:11,123 --> 01:04:12,625 Martin did what he had to. 1025 01:04:12,708 --> 01:04:14,835 Richard did what he had to. He's out at BlueWest. 1026 01:04:14,919 --> 01:04:18,297 Julius and Miranda had to step down from their foundation. 1027 01:04:18,380 --> 01:04:20,132 Liberty exited her fund. 1028 01:04:20,216 --> 01:04:21,342 I'm sorry. 1029 01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:24,094 You gotta go. 1030 01:04:26,555 --> 01:04:27,598 Paul. 1031 01:04:28,557 --> 01:04:31,227 It was just a joke. 1032 01:04:31,310 --> 01:04:33,020 One joke. 1033 01:04:33,395 --> 01:04:35,481 -PAUL: Wasn't funny. -It wasn't real. 1034 01:04:35,773 --> 01:04:37,525 I mean, I wish this didn't happen. 1035 01:04:38,818 --> 01:04:41,862 I really do, but this 1036 01:04:44,156 --> 01:04:45,908 idea is out there, 1037 01:04:45,991 --> 01:04:48,953 and these people believe it, and they're not going away. 1038 01:04:55,042 --> 01:04:56,210 What people? 1039 01:04:56,752 --> 01:04:57,837 PAUL: Sorry? 1040 01:04:58,462 --> 01:05:04,718 What people believe I'm hunting human beings at my manor? 1041 01:05:05,594 --> 01:05:08,180 What fucking people! 1042 01:05:10,432 --> 01:05:15,146 Okay. This is gary4USA. He's got a podcast called The Confederate Files. 1043 01:05:15,229 --> 01:05:17,648 He's a P-score 8.5. 1044 01:05:17,731 --> 01:05:19,733 What... What does that "P" stand for again? 1045 01:05:19,817 --> 01:05:21,277 "Piece of shit." I vote in. 1046 01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:22,361 -ALL: In. -Yeah, in. 1047 01:05:22,445 --> 01:05:24,029 In? Another in. Okay. 1048 01:05:24,405 --> 01:05:25,406 MIRANDA: Oh. JULIUS: Oh, gross. 1049 01:05:25,489 --> 01:05:26,657 BigGameShane. 1050 01:05:26,740 --> 01:05:29,076 Trigger warning. I'm sorry. I think the pic speaks for itself. 1051 01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:30,286 -In. -He's an 8.8. 1052 01:05:30,369 --> 01:05:33,080 -In. -Guys, we can't include everybody, okay? 1053 01:05:33,164 --> 01:05:35,124 Thousands of people posted about Manorgate, so... 1054 01:05:35,207 --> 01:05:37,209 Christ. It's a "gate" now? 1055 01:05:37,293 --> 01:05:39,336 Well, they ruined water and pizza. Why not manors? 1056 01:05:39,420 --> 01:05:41,964 Listen, I wanna slaughter all of them just like everybody else here, okay? 1057 01:05:42,047 --> 01:05:44,508 But our military consultant says we gotta cap it out at 12. 1058 01:05:44,592 --> 01:05:46,427 -Why? -It's our first time. 1059 01:05:46,510 --> 01:05:49,013 -Safety reasons, okay? -Heavens. 1060 01:05:49,096 --> 01:05:50,473 God forbid somebody gets hurt. 1061 01:05:50,556 --> 01:05:52,725 Is that a kimono? That's appropriation, Richard. 1062 01:05:52,808 --> 01:05:55,436 -Hey, where are Liberty and Ted? -JULIUS: In therapy. 1063 01:05:55,519 --> 01:05:57,229 -Jesus. Again? -They lost everything, Richard. 1064 01:05:57,313 --> 01:05:59,273 They... They lost their jobs and their reputations. 1065 01:05:59,356 --> 01:06:00,524 RICHARD: So did I, Miranda. 1066 01:06:00,608 --> 01:06:02,193 But I'm dealing with it with, you know, 1067 01:06:02,276 --> 01:06:04,153 drugs and alcohol like a normal person. 1068 01:06:04,236 --> 01:06:07,948 Excuse me, did anyone else here get reassigned to Croatia? No? Because I did. 1069 01:06:08,032 --> 01:06:09,408 That was a blessing in disguise. 1070 01:06:09,492 --> 01:06:11,827 We're gonna build that gas station for pennies... 1071 01:06:11,911 --> 01:06:13,120 Next slide. 1072 01:06:15,790 --> 01:06:16,791 ALL: Whoa! 1073 01:06:16,874 --> 01:06:19,502 -Jesus, Oliver! I don't think... -Listen, listen, listen. 1074 01:06:19,585 --> 01:06:21,837 If we don't have at least one person of color in this, 1075 01:06:21,921 --> 01:06:23,506 it is going to be problematic. 1076 01:06:23,589 --> 01:06:26,300 Um, I'm playing an Arab refugee. I'm from Connecticut. 1077 01:06:26,383 --> 01:06:28,552 -Isn't that a little problematic? -JULIUS: That was your idea. 1078 01:06:28,636 --> 01:06:30,387 It was your idea. It was weird when you said it. 1079 01:06:30,471 --> 01:06:34,099 Because we need to lean in to the stereotype 1080 01:06:34,183 --> 01:06:36,018 -to let them just expose their biases. -Correct. 1081 01:06:36,101 --> 01:06:38,062 Yeah, or we can just shoot 'em as soon as they grab their guns. 1082 01:06:38,145 --> 01:06:39,772 OLIVER: They're not gonna know why we're killing them. 1083 01:06:39,855 --> 01:06:41,482 -(ARGUING) -Next slide. 1084 01:06:41,565 --> 01:06:42,566 (SIGHS) 1085 01:06:43,859 --> 01:06:47,196 Okay. Justice4Yall. She's a 6.5. 1086 01:06:47,279 --> 01:06:49,073 This is what she says, 1087 01:06:49,156 --> 01:06:50,616 "Fuck this bitch. 1088 01:06:51,075 --> 01:06:53,828 "Athena Stone murders innocent men and women..." 1089 01:06:53,911 --> 01:06:55,329 I don't need to hear more. 1090 01:07:02,002 --> 01:07:03,546 That's our Snowball. 1091 01:07:15,015 --> 01:07:16,809 ATHENA ON RADIO: Put your gun in the mailbox. 1092 01:07:20,354 --> 01:07:21,814 Why the fuck would I do that? 1093 01:07:21,897 --> 01:07:24,191 There's a shaped C-4 charge underneath the gate. 1094 01:07:26,402 --> 01:07:28,362 I could blow you up right now. 1095 01:07:29,363 --> 01:07:30,865 But where's the fun in that? 1096 01:07:32,241 --> 01:07:33,492 No guns. 1097 01:07:33,576 --> 01:07:36,162 Put it in the mailbox, now. 1098 01:07:36,245 --> 01:07:38,956 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1099 01:08:13,783 --> 01:08:15,785 (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1100 01:08:30,966 --> 01:08:32,009 (DOG WHIMPERS) 1101 01:09:11,132 --> 01:09:12,258 (EXHALES) 1102 01:09:22,685 --> 01:09:24,436 ATHENA: It's amazing to me. 1103 01:09:24,854 --> 01:09:29,608 People go their entire lives without realizing the most simple, obvious truth. 1104 01:09:31,402 --> 01:09:34,363 The only way to properly slice tomatoes 1105 01:09:35,531 --> 01:09:37,241 is with a bread knife. 1106 01:09:40,995 --> 01:09:42,204 Did you kill Don? 1107 01:09:43,414 --> 01:09:44,457 Uh-huh. 1108 01:09:44,540 --> 01:09:47,376 Because I convinced you he was one of us. 1109 01:09:47,460 --> 01:09:48,711 Was he? 1110 01:09:49,795 --> 01:09:50,921 Maybe. 1111 01:09:51,714 --> 01:09:52,923 Maybe not. 1112 01:09:56,302 --> 01:09:57,470 Who am I? 1113 01:09:59,805 --> 01:10:03,476 -Huh? -Who am I? 1114 01:10:04,101 --> 01:10:08,731 Lady, I don't know who you are. I just know that you're crazy. 1115 01:10:08,814 --> 01:10:12,109 I am crazy. But I know I'm crazy. 1116 01:10:12,193 --> 01:10:15,196 And if you know you're crazy, then you're not crazy. 1117 01:10:15,780 --> 01:10:19,158 So that just makes me really, really mad. 1118 01:10:19,533 --> 01:10:20,534 Okay. 1119 01:10:21,452 --> 01:10:22,912 So, who am I? 1120 01:10:23,370 --> 01:10:27,041 Crystal May Creasey. 1121 01:10:27,458 --> 01:10:30,711 Born in Mississippi, Whites Crossing. 1122 01:10:30,795 --> 01:10:31,879 Fitting. 1123 01:10:31,962 --> 01:10:33,506 Dropped out of school at 12, 1124 01:10:33,589 --> 01:10:36,133 right around the time your daddy was killed by the police 1125 01:10:36,217 --> 01:10:38,010 when they raided the methamphetamine lab. 1126 01:10:38,093 --> 01:10:40,805 Your mother joined him soon after that. Overdose. 1127 01:10:40,888 --> 01:10:43,641 Probably the last batch of Daddy's stuff. 1128 01:10:45,351 --> 01:10:46,894 Romantic. 1129 01:10:50,147 --> 01:10:51,398 You know... 1130 01:10:51,774 --> 01:10:56,654 Most people think that you should use cheddar in a grilled cheese. 1131 01:10:57,530 --> 01:10:59,281 But I use Gruyère. 1132 01:11:00,825 --> 01:11:03,119 Nothing else has that kind of melt. 1133 01:11:04,495 --> 01:11:06,038 After your mom died, 1134 01:11:06,122 --> 01:11:09,458 you bounced from part-time job to part-time job to welfare and back. 1135 01:11:09,917 --> 01:11:12,253 More times than I could count, honestly. 1136 01:11:12,670 --> 01:11:16,257 The only consistency was your inability to stay employed. 1137 01:11:17,091 --> 01:11:18,092 (CHUCKLES) Which is fine. 1138 01:11:18,175 --> 01:11:21,720 I mean, this country belongs to the uneducated and ignorant 1139 01:11:21,804 --> 01:11:23,681 as much as it belongs to me. 1140 01:11:24,557 --> 01:11:26,475 You fail, we pay. 1141 01:11:27,393 --> 01:11:29,770 Eventually a cow falls on your head, 1142 01:11:29,854 --> 01:11:31,814 or you blow your brains out in a parking lot 1143 01:11:31,897 --> 01:11:36,402 because you finally realize what a waste your life truly was. 1144 01:11:37,153 --> 01:11:38,696 But not you, Crystal. 1145 01:11:39,822 --> 01:11:43,200 You decided to go on the Internet and run your stupid mouth. 1146 01:11:45,619 --> 01:11:48,497 Thirteen months ago, you posted this on a message board 1147 01:11:48,581 --> 01:11:51,250 under the screen name Justice4Yall. 1148 01:11:51,333 --> 01:11:53,919 I wanna make sure I get it exactly right. 1149 01:11:57,089 --> 01:11:59,133 "Fuck this bitch. 1150 01:11:59,717 --> 01:12:04,221 "Athena Stone murders innocent men and women for sport. 1151 01:12:04,305 --> 01:12:06,891 "The evidence is all there." 1152 01:12:07,391 --> 01:12:11,145 T-H-E-I-R. 1153 01:12:12,062 --> 01:12:14,356 "Her manor, her travel records, 1154 01:12:14,440 --> 01:12:16,776 "oh, and in case you were still on the fence, 1155 01:12:16,859 --> 01:12:20,446 "she fucking admitted to it in a text message." 1156 01:12:21,614 --> 01:12:25,075 "Admitted" was all caps. 1157 01:12:26,702 --> 01:12:27,828 -Huh. -Huh? 1158 01:12:28,496 --> 01:12:30,206 That's all you have to say for yourself? 1159 01:12:30,289 --> 01:12:33,793 Everybody you kidnapped and killed, 1160 01:12:35,377 --> 01:12:37,379 that's 'cause they busted you and your friends 1161 01:12:37,463 --> 01:12:38,631 and put it on the Internet? 1162 01:12:38,714 --> 01:12:41,801 No one busted us. We were joking. 1163 01:12:41,884 --> 01:12:43,677 But you ignorami took it literally. 1164 01:12:43,761 --> 01:12:48,182 You actually believed we were hunting human beings for sport. 1165 01:12:48,849 --> 01:12:49,975 But you are. 1166 01:12:50,392 --> 01:12:52,394 -What? -Hunting human beings for sport. 1167 01:12:52,478 --> 01:12:53,771 -No. -Oh, yeah. 1168 01:12:53,854 --> 01:12:55,898 It wasn't true. 1169 01:12:56,649 --> 01:12:58,109 (STAMMERS) 1170 01:12:59,151 --> 01:13:00,319 This is your manor, isn't it? 1171 01:13:00,402 --> 01:13:02,905 It's not a fucking manor! 1172 01:13:02,988 --> 01:13:05,658 It's a house I rented in Croatia and had decorated. 1173 01:13:05,741 --> 01:13:08,953 Okay, right, but it's yours, and you're hunting people, so it's... 1174 01:13:10,037 --> 01:13:11,038 I mean, it's true. 1175 01:13:11,122 --> 01:13:16,669 Now. Now it's true because you made it true. 1176 01:13:16,752 --> 01:13:20,131 You people, you take anything you want and you twist it around 1177 01:13:20,214 --> 01:13:23,968 until it fits into your backwards fucking worldview. 1178 01:13:24,552 --> 01:13:28,139 You wanted it to be true, so you decided it was. 1179 01:13:30,558 --> 01:13:32,101 This was your idea. 1180 01:13:34,895 --> 01:13:35,938 Well... 1181 01:13:37,731 --> 01:13:39,358 Not my idea. 1182 01:13:40,192 --> 01:13:44,572 Ooh, I did not wanna mess up your big grilled-cheese speech, but... 1183 01:13:46,282 --> 01:13:48,159 Oh, you done fucked up, lady. 1184 01:13:50,619 --> 01:13:52,830 See, you got the wrong Crystal. 1185 01:13:54,123 --> 01:13:57,209 There's another Crystal Mae Creasey back home. 1186 01:13:58,878 --> 01:14:01,088 But she spells "May" with an "E." 1187 01:14:02,965 --> 01:14:05,843 Hey, I get her mail sometimes. 1188 01:14:05,926 --> 01:14:08,345 And my dad's an asshole, 1189 01:14:08,429 --> 01:14:11,265 but I don't think he ever did drugs. 1190 01:14:11,682 --> 01:14:13,225 And my mom... 1191 01:14:17,229 --> 01:14:19,565 She's alive too. 1192 01:14:23,652 --> 01:14:25,821 Can we call her? Let's call her right now. 1193 01:14:25,905 --> 01:14:28,407 -Give me the phone. I'll call her up. -No way. Do I look fucking stupid? 1194 01:14:28,491 --> 01:14:30,409 Fine. I'll give you her number and you can call. 1195 01:14:30,493 --> 01:14:31,952 -That's not gonna happen. -Yeah. 1196 01:14:33,788 --> 01:14:35,956 Oh, you don't really care about the truth, do you? 1197 01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:40,836 Of course I do. The only difference is I'm right. 1198 01:14:43,297 --> 01:14:44,548 Hey, maybe. 1199 01:14:46,759 --> 01:14:47,760 Maybe not. 1200 01:14:49,970 --> 01:14:52,264 Now, do I have to keep listening to Beethoven, 1201 01:14:52,348 --> 01:14:53,974 or can we fucking get on with it? 1202 01:14:55,601 --> 01:14:57,895 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1203 01:14:57,978 --> 01:15:00,189 (BEETHOVEN PLAYING) 1204 01:15:25,589 --> 01:15:26,632 That was good. 1205 01:15:28,884 --> 01:15:31,178 (CONTINUE GRUNTING) 1206 01:15:55,661 --> 01:15:56,745 Mmm. 1207 01:15:59,206 --> 01:16:01,167 -(CRASHING) -(MUSIC STOPS) 1208 01:16:04,378 --> 01:16:05,379 ATHENA: No! 1209 01:16:05,463 --> 01:16:07,882 (EPIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1210 01:16:14,388 --> 01:16:16,390 (LAUGHS) 1211 01:16:19,393 --> 01:16:20,686 Hey, Crystal. 1212 01:16:25,524 --> 01:16:26,525 CRYSTAL: Fuck! 1213 01:16:27,735 --> 01:16:29,737 You need a gun now, bitch? 1214 01:16:29,820 --> 01:16:31,572 That's fucking cheating! 1215 01:16:46,253 --> 01:16:48,339 (GRUNTING) 1216 01:16:55,721 --> 01:16:58,015 (SCREAMING) 1217 01:17:00,059 --> 01:17:01,894 Fuck you! 1218 01:17:04,105 --> 01:17:05,481 (GRUNTING) 1219 01:17:12,404 --> 01:17:14,573 (GROANING) 1220 01:18:02,246 --> 01:18:03,497 One second. 1221 01:18:16,719 --> 01:18:17,970 (GRUNTING) 1222 01:18:28,189 --> 01:18:29,398 No more glass. 1223 01:18:29,482 --> 01:18:31,484 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1224 01:18:41,911 --> 01:18:42,912 (SHOUTS) 1225 01:18:48,542 --> 01:18:50,961 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1226 01:19:06,435 --> 01:19:08,145 (SHOUTS) 1227 01:19:23,160 --> 01:19:24,161 I got you. 1228 01:19:32,294 --> 01:19:33,796 (GRUNTS) 1229 01:19:37,383 --> 01:19:40,427 (GRUNTS AND SCREAMS) 1230 01:19:49,436 --> 01:19:50,813 (BOTH GRUNT) 1231 01:19:51,897 --> 01:19:53,023 Ah. 1232 01:20:09,331 --> 01:20:10,332 Hey. 1233 01:20:11,500 --> 01:20:12,835 I got you too. 1234 01:20:16,213 --> 01:20:18,048 Hey, can I ask you a question? 1235 01:20:24,972 --> 01:20:26,765 Why did you call me Snowball? 1236 01:20:28,225 --> 01:20:33,063 It's a reference to George Orwell's Animal Farm. 1237 01:20:35,024 --> 01:20:36,734 He's a pig. 1238 01:20:37,651 --> 01:20:38,652 Yeah. 1239 01:20:39,278 --> 01:20:40,905 But why am I Snowball? 1240 01:20:43,282 --> 01:20:45,534 Snowball is an idealist. 1241 01:20:47,661 --> 01:20:49,538 He wants to make the world a better place. 1242 01:20:49,622 --> 01:20:53,459 That's why the other pigs make up lies about him, 1243 01:20:54,376 --> 01:20:55,753 turn him into the enemy. 1244 01:20:58,589 --> 01:21:00,424 I think you should be Snowball. 1245 01:21:02,676 --> 01:21:05,054 You read Animal Farm? 1246 01:21:06,263 --> 01:21:07,765 Yes, ma'am, I did. 1247 01:21:11,811 --> 01:21:12,812 Can I 1248 01:21:14,146 --> 01:21:15,815 ask you a question? 1249 01:21:18,442 --> 01:21:21,153 Are you Justice4Yall? 1250 01:21:22,696 --> 01:21:24,782 I mean, come on. 1251 01:21:25,366 --> 01:21:26,826 We're both dead. 1252 01:21:27,535 --> 01:21:28,869 So just tell me. 1253 01:21:29,578 --> 01:21:31,914 I got the right Crystal, didn't I? 1254 01:21:34,583 --> 01:21:37,545 No, ma'am, you did not. 1255 01:21:44,260 --> 01:21:45,636 (SIGHS) Whoops. 1256 01:22:18,127 --> 01:22:20,963 (GIRLS IT AIN'T EASY PLAYING) 1257 01:22:31,891 --> 01:22:33,058 Oh. 1258 01:22:37,521 --> 01:22:41,650 It ain't easy, girls, it ain't easy 1259 01:22:41,734 --> 01:22:45,821 To keep the man you love satisfied 1260 01:22:45,905 --> 01:22:50,034 It ain't easy, girls, it ain't easy 1261 01:22:50,117 --> 01:22:54,079 To keep the one you love by your side 1262 01:22:54,163 --> 01:22:58,083 A woman's work is never done 1263 01:22:58,167 --> 01:23:02,296 Even if it stops, it goes on and on 1264 01:23:02,379 --> 01:23:03,964 (MUFFLED SCREAM) 1265 01:23:04,048 --> 01:23:06,383 We work our fingers to the bone 1266 01:23:06,467 --> 01:23:10,387 Gotta be home every time he'd phone 1267 01:23:10,471 --> 01:23:14,767 Sometimes the goin' gets a little tough 1268 01:23:14,850 --> 01:23:18,771 It seems our best ain't good enough 1269 01:23:18,854 --> 01:23:23,484 Keeps you losin' sleep seven days a week, yeah 1270 01:23:23,567 --> 01:23:27,696 It ain't easy, girls, it ain't easy 1271 01:23:27,780 --> 01:23:31,617 To keep the one you love by your side 1272 01:23:31,700 --> 01:23:35,496 Do all you can and though he seems ungrateful 1273 01:23:36,455 --> 01:23:38,374 -CRYSTAL: Hey there. -Oh, shit. 1274 01:23:38,457 --> 01:23:39,500 The, uh, 1275 01:23:40,584 --> 01:23:43,754 assholes you work for tried to kill me. 1276 01:23:44,713 --> 01:23:46,465 So I killed them instead. 1277 01:23:47,550 --> 01:23:49,135 Now I wanna go home. 1278 01:23:51,303 --> 01:23:52,680 That gonna be a problem? 1279 01:23:53,597 --> 01:23:55,266 -Certainly not, ma'am. -No. 1280 01:23:56,684 --> 01:23:58,644 May I... May I pour that for you? 1281 01:23:59,103 --> 01:24:00,104 Yeah. 1282 01:24:00,646 --> 01:24:02,648 (AIRCRAFT DOOR CLOSING) 1283 01:24:09,363 --> 01:24:10,364 (BOTTLE UNCORKS) 1284 01:24:10,448 --> 01:24:11,699 How about a snack? 1285 01:24:11,782 --> 01:24:13,742 We have fantastic caviar. It's osetra. 1286 01:24:13,826 --> 01:24:14,827 Yeah. 1287 01:24:15,161 --> 01:24:16,370 You got it. 1288 01:24:18,747 --> 01:24:19,874 (SIGHS) 1289 01:24:25,588 --> 01:24:26,714 You ever had caviar? 1290 01:24:28,090 --> 01:24:30,301 No. I... I don't think I'm really allowed to. 1291 01:24:30,843 --> 01:24:32,636 Well, you are now. Have a seat. 1292 01:24:35,473 --> 01:24:37,224 -Dig in. -(BOTH CHUCKLE) 1293 01:24:46,567 --> 01:24:47,985 How... How is it? 1294 01:24:52,740 --> 01:24:54,992 It's fucking great. 1295 01:24:55,075 --> 01:24:58,120 (CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 1296 01:24:59,305 --> 01:25:59,178 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org84592

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