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Come on, Tristan.
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I said let's go.
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I'm sorry, Aaliyah.
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I... I'll text you.
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Sorry to bother y'all.
Have a good evening.
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What just happened?
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I know what happened. I was right.
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That boy's so shady,
his daddy had to come snatch him up.
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He can come
snatch me up with his fine ass.
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Is there a Mrs. Tristan's Dad?
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Lucretia, not now.
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Well, when? 'Cause he can get it.
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What, rabies?
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I do like to bite sometimes.
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Can you all stop?
Dad, you need to fix this.
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- This is your fault.
- What did I do?
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Tore apart his car
and treated him like a criminal.
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I will never forgive you for what you did.
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Oh...
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What? What'd I do?
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What you gonna do?
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About what?
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Bennie, come on. You know damn well
that kid is not the problem.
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Look.
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Why don't Tristan's dad and I
get dinner and just sort this out?
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Lucretia, he's married.
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Yeah, but is he happy?
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Look, Regina, I'm not apologizing
about something a father's supposed to do.
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I'm not asking you to.
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But you do need to go to that man
and straighten this out.
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Seems like a lot of talking.
Can't they just sneak around?
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Oh, you mean like we did?
Yeah, remember how that turned out?
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Hey, guys.
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Can I use your machine?
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The one in Hector's building is broken,
and I am not their super.
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Sure, baby.
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Oh, and, um,
Aaliyah and Tristan might be over.
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What did you do?
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Had a daughter.
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You'll see.
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♪ Solid as a rock ♪
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{an8}♪ Solid, solid, solid, solid ♪
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{an8}Bennie, you can't
put your Rib Shack receipt
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{an8}with the business expenses.
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{an8}I've had enough IRS in my life.
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{an8}What if I got you
a number seven with a biscuit?
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{an8}Now it's a business lunch.
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{an8}I don't know
how we gonna write Davis off though.
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{an8}Hey, I blackxi-cabbed it over.
You should be tipping Davis.
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{an8}Okay, I got Tristan's stereo
back in his car.
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{an8}And I finally figured out
where those last four screws go.
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{an8}Now I know why the door fell off
doing the test drive.
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{an8}- Good thing I know how to tuck and roll.
- Mm.
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{an8}Wait a minute.
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{an8}Everybody gets to eat but us?
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{an8}- Let me ask you a question.
- Hmm?
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{an8}How do you put up with this shit?
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{an8}I steal a little bit of oil every day.
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{an8}Yeah!
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{an8}Okay.
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{an8}If any of that involves forming a union,
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{an8}no you puede.
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{an8}I'm gonna get lunch.
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{an8}You want something?
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{an8}A more considerate boss.
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{an8}Ah shit, I said that in English.
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{an8}Oh. It's my girl.
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{an8}Hey, baby.
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{an8}Uh-huh.
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{an8}Okay. Uh-huh.
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{an8}Got it.
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{an8}Yeah. Okay. Bye.
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{an8}Bye, b... Oh.
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{an8}Okay, it looks like, uh, I'm gonna need
the last week of November off
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{an8}'cause, apparently, I'm
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{an8}getting married.
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{an8}Fine by me.
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{an8}Sofia can cover for you.
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{an8}The time off counts as my gift.
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{an8}Can I go in on that with you?
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{an8}Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Y'all ain't gonna clown me?
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{an8}For what?
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We all know your girl runs you.
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And after a while,
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it just gets sad.
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Yeah, my soul had to learn
to look away. I couldn't...
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Damn, I didn't know y'all pitied me.
I just thought y'all made jokes,
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the way you roast Davis
for living with his mom
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or Lucretia for being stingy.
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I do live with my mom.
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And Lucretia is stingy.
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And mean.
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And Bennie has more weed in him
than a lawnmower catch bag.
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See? She's right. Mean. She is mean.
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Tony, look,
if your girl makes you happy, great.
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If she doesn't, which she clearly doesn't,
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then do something about it.
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Well, I tried breaking up with her,
but she told me I'm not that kind of guy.
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I'll see you at the wedding.
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And no destination.
At least nowhere blackxi-cab can't go.
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And there better be a full bar.
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None of this signature cocktail bullshit.
Ain't nothing good in a batch.
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You done with your sauce?
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No.
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No, no, no, no. Enough is enough.
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I got some stuff to clear up with Renee.
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Who the hell is Renee?
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I guess his girl.
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Hey, Bennie?
I'm here to pick up my son's car.
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Why didn't you tell me
Tristan's dad was coming?
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I'd have fixed my face.
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What you gonna do with the rest of you?
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Hey, come on, man. Check it out.
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While I check you out.
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Wow!
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Is that the same car?
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Man, that looks great.
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Like I said,
I felt bad about how things went down.
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You know, Aaliyah's my first daughter,
and it wasn't about Tristan.
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He's a good kid.
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Hey, man, I appreciate that.
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And honestly, I'mma be the same way
when my little girl starts dating.
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Only, I own a sporting goods store,
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so I'mma just come at the kid
with a croquet mallet.
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Respect.
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Just don't pop up at that house
the way you popped up at mine.
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You almost caught one.
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That's funny.
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It is.
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But it isn't.
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Okay. I... I see you.
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But, hey, man, seriously,
I appreciate all your work.
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So we good here?
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- Yeah.
- The kids can keep kicking it.
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No.
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I mean, I'm cool. But my wife?
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Oh, no, she'll never get on board.
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What did I do to her?
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Nothing.
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Oh, okay. If I ain't the problem,
and you ain't the problem,
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who's the problem?
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You're the problem!
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How can this woman have a problem with me?
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I don't even know the heifer.
You must've misunderstood.
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"My wife hates your wife."
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Wasn't but five words in the sentence.
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- Bennie?
- What's up, James?
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Hey, Ange?
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The Upshaws came anyway.
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Damn right we did
'cause I'd like to clear all this up.
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Might as well come in. You're here.
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Thank you.
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James Killebrew,
do not let that woman in my house.
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I told you, you was the problem.
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Look, Miss Killebrew,
you don't know me, and I don't know you.
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I don't know why you...
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Angela Barber?
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It's Angela Killebrew now.
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Oh yeah, I'm definitely the problem.
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What the hell?
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"Kayak"?
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Kiss my ass, Wordle.
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White people puzzle.
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Auntie, we say culturally biased.
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I said what I said.
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How many Black people you know got kayaks?
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Keisha, Damon...
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Shut up. Nobody asked you.
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You're back?
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How'd it go? How'd it go?
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Tristan's mom is Angela Barber.
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Ooh!
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Angela Barber?
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Girl.
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"Girl" what?
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This means nothing to me.
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That means you're single.
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Oh damn, you really are the problem.
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I owe Maya five bucks.
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What'd you do, Mom?
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Nothing.
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They were on debate team together.
She always hated your mom.
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'Cause she was jealous.
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Makes sense.
She couldn't rebut worth shit.
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That's not why she hated you.
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She hated you
because you were a know-it-all.
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Yeah, that last debate,
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you made that girl run out crying
in the middle of the match.
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How you gonna counterpoint
if you know nothing about water rights?
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And there it is.
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There what is?
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Remember when Mama used to put slices
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of pineapple upside-down cake
in our lunch?
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Yes. It was delicious.
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Was it?
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'Cause I didn't get any.
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I always had to give mine
to those big debate bitches
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who wanted to jump you.
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Always had to be
the smartest one in the room.
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I didn't have to be.
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I just happened to be.
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Well, that's the end of me and Tristan.
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Guess I'll go upstairs
and put on some SZA.
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Even if Angela didn't like me
in high school,
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it is ridiculously insane
that she's still holding on to that
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after all these damn years.
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Come on.
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Until I saw her again,
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I forgot how dumb she was.
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Did you see Aaliyah's face
when she left here?
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Bottom lip stuck out
like the tiniest bookshelf.
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Oh God.
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SZA cannot be my weekend.
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All right.
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I'm gonna take her to the movies tomorrow.
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And... and do a little shopping with her,
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get her nails done.
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That'll make her feel better.
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♪ Took a long vacation ♪
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♪ No makeup, just Jay-z ♪
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♪ You were balls deep... ♪
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You calling Angela, aren't you?
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Of course I am.
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I got a job.
I ain't got time for all that shit.
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While you're on the phone,
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see what Tristan's daddy is up to.
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What? She hates you.
Why you rooting for her marriage?
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Now, why the hell
do you got me in a cooking class?
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Because I asked Angela
about doing a nice dinner,
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and she suggested we make it.
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So if I gotta suffer through this,
so do you.
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Regina, don't turn on me.
You know I'm the only one that like you.
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Hey, Angela. Looking good, girl.
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Regina.
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- Hey. I see she got you out here too, huh?
- Huh. Yeah.
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My wife drags me
to some bullshit class every week.
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I swear, there's a special place in hell
for whoever invented the Learning Annex.
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Man, I'm telling you.
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Yeah, man.
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Women just force you into everything.
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Recitals, church,
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having my youngest.
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I ain't wanna do that shit.
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Well, thank you so much for inviting us.
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I've always wanted to learn
how to make handmade pasta.
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I'm calling this, "A Night in Italy."
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It's just flour and eggs, Regina.
Calm down.
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Ooh-ee! She clowning.
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We still doing this?
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For Aaliyah. For Aaliyah. For Aaliyah.
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Oh.
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I gotta go, baby.
Tony just broke up with his girl.
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Uh, go where?
254
00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:02,179
Regina, if you had friends,
you would understand.
255
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:04,265
Sometimes you have to be there for them.
256
00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:05,766
I'm going to the bar.
257
00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:08,811
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You going to the bar?
258
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:09,895
- Yeah.
- O...
259
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:13,023
Our boy Tony is hurting at a bar?
260
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:15,276
Uh, babe, I... I gotta go to the bar.
261
00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:18,696
- You don't know nobody named Tony.
- You don't know everybody I know.
262
00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:20,656
And besides, I'm gluten-free.
263
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,867
Just walking in here, I start swelling up.
264
00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:24,910
Love you. Bye.
265
00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:29,665
Well, I guess they ditched us.
266
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,543
It's all right.
I know we'll have a great time.
267
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:33,753
Of course you do.
268
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,047
Looks like you two are flying solo.
269
00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:39,967
Why don't you share this station up front?
270
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,011
I knew that was gonna happen.
271
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,512
Of course you did.
272
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:48,142
Awfully bold
in a room full of knives and rolling pins.
273
00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:54,482
I can't believe
you really broke up with her, Tony.
274
00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:55,565
I'm proud of you.
275
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,027
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
It feels a little weird,
276
00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:01,906
but I feel good right now.
It was the right decision. It was time.
277
00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:05,910
Twenty years is long enough.
278
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,078
Twenty years?!
279
00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:10,080
Man, say that before I take a sip.
280
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,835
Free at last. Free at last.
281
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,712
Tony's free at last.
282
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:19,840
- Oh, Tristan's dad.
- Hey, man.
283
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:21,884
We meet again.
284
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:22,968
We do?
285
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,263
Lucretia, not now. We here for Tony.
286
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,808
Okay? Now, the best way
to get over a woman
287
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,351
is to get under another one.
288
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:33,354
Uh, as long as you remember
289
00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:36,398
that you're married to a woman
named my sister.
290
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:40,110
I'm just a wingman.
We're here about getting Tony some girls.
291
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,530
Girls? Whoa. I'll just take one.
292
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,199
Hmm. She seems nice.
293
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:50,287
Okay. Well, go holler at her, player.
Go do your thing.
294
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,456
Okay. Okay.
295
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,169
How?
296
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,507
I've never done this before.
My girl asked me out.
297
00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:03,884
I still remember what she was wearing.
It was a...
298
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:06,846
Man, will you focus?
This brother's trying to help you out.
299
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:07,763
Yeah.
300
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,348
Man, I am focused.
301
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,267
Who are you?
302
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,227
According to this text from my wife,
303
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,396
a man who'll be sleeping
on the sofa tonight.
304
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:18,107
I got a sofa.
305
00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:22,528
You'd be amazed
how cozy Public Storage can be.
306
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:25,364
They got climate control now.
307
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:32,997
Don't look over there.
That's a chupacabra.
308
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:35,540
Hey, man.
309
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,669
Go over there and ask the girl,
"How you doing?"
310
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:40,254
And when she say, "I'm fine,"
311
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:43,841
say, "I didn't ask you how you look.
I asked you how you was doing."
312
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:45,801
- Okay.
- You like that?
313
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:46,969
I like that, man.
314
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,888
So I go over there and tell her,
315
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,639
"It looks like I'm doing fine."
316
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:51,932
- Hmm.
- Got it.
317
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,809
No. Hell no.
318
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,812
No. All right, new plan, all right?
319
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,064
I'll go over and hook them.
320
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,941
- Do my little jokes.
- Okay.
321
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,944
Show them the ring,
then pass them off to you.
322
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:06,530
That'll work. Man, that'll work!
323
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:07,865
Can I get your runoff too?
324
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:10,159
Oh. I... I was just here to drink,
325
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,578
but, uh, I mean, I'll help if I can.
326
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:14,622
I'm a little out of practice,
but, you know...
327
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:17,416
- Can I buy you a drink?
- Can I get you one first?
328
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,755
Well, how about we buy y'all some drinks?
329
00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,590
Hey, man, they offered.
330
00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:26,425
Let the women be empowered.
331
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,802
Okay. I got yours.
332
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:32,139
Oh yeah?
Well, make it a double for "feminisidom."
333
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:39,979
I'll be here.
334
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:42,815
Aaah.
335
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:46,195
You know this whole plan
revolves around trusting Bennie.
336
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,864
Yeah, you ain't getting no runoff.
337
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:52,284
Excuse me?
338
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:55,537
Uh, I saw you talking to
the tight-shirted brother.
339
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:59,124
Yeah. He really likes me,
but I'm keeping my options open.
340
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:03,087
Well, in that case, can I buy you a drink?
341
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:07,383
Oh, damn. I'm getting runoff.
342
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:10,259
I'll be here.
343
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:21,855
Now you're going to take your fork
and carefully fold the flour into the egg.
344
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,524
Ooh, this is my favorite part.
345
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:32,199
Oh! Oh, you really getting in there, huh?
346
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:33,117
Uh...
347
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,411
I mean, it's like them eggs owe you money.
348
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,454
Gotta let the flour know what's up.
349
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:38,789
- Oh!
- Oh!
350
00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:40,249
Hey.
351
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,332
You know... Oh!
352
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,877
It's okay. We having fun.
353
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,963
Ha! We are having fun.
354
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:47,214
Fun, yeah.
355
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:49,049
Fun!
356
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:52,553
You know, I was nervous about tonight
'cause I figured you'd be all,
357
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:56,015
"Pasta was invented in Italy by Galileo."
358
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,141
You know how you do.
359
00:16:57,224 --> 00:17:00,144
No, I would...
I would never say that.
360
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:04,273
Mostly because
pasta was invented by, uh, the Chinese,
361
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:07,317
and then brought over to Italy
by Marco Polo.
362
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:11,280
Nobody wanna hear that.
363
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:16,618
Let me get in this flour, girl.
364
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,537
Ooh! Oh. Uh-huh.
365
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:21,206
- That is fun.
- See what I'm talking about?
366
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:22,374
That is fun!
367
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:24,292
Oh!
368
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:33,218
Hey, man, I've been over there
for about an hour.
369
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:35,304
Did I miss the runoff?
370
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:36,387
The what?
371
00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:39,515
Oh, yeah.
372
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,393
Does a... does anybody like him?
373
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:46,773
Sorry, man.
374
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:49,401
I did what I could. Not your night.
375
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:51,862
Man, what the hell?
376
00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:56,241
Hey, man, you sound mad. Why you mad?
377
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,701
'Cause you a shitty friend.
378
00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:00,913
I ended a 20-year relationship,
and you over there doing the Dougie.
379
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:03,290
Man, you crazy. That was the Reebok.
380
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:07,086
I don't care. I called my girl.
She'll be here in a minute.
381
00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:10,339
You called your girl?
Why'd you call your girl?
382
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,925
'Cause I want a girlfriend again, Bennie.
383
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:15,344
Hey, man, you can't go back with her.
384
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,179
She made you miserable.
385
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:20,474
Now, I know I screwed up tonight,
but you deserve better.
386
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,142
Ooh!
387
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:25,562
I'll tell y'all,
this Tristan's dad runoff is the shit.
388
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,147
I got a group of numbers.
389
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:30,067
You know this damn fool called his girl?
390
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:31,777
What the hell's wrong with you?
391
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:34,696
Save your breath.
I'm gonna get back with her. That's it.
392
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,240
No, you're not.
393
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:38,742
I'm not gonna let you
walk out of here with her.
394
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:41,036
I'm not gonna let you
throw your life away.
395
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,372
Matter of fact,
you gonna go over and holler at...
396
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,456
Oh, damn!
397
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:45,624
Renee.
398
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,627
You shitting me. That's Renee?
399
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:49,711
Nope.
400
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,339
Is there a draft in here?
401
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:53,924
Why is her hair blowing?
402
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:57,386
It always does that. So what's the play?
403
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,680
You gonna beg her to take yo' ass back.
404
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:01,557
Is that a real person?
405
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,977
I should just chop my head off.
406
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:06,770
You could start there.
407
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:08,729
Tony?
408
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,275
Hey, baby. I mean...
409
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,736
What's up, girl? Huh.
410
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:18,198
- Can I get you a drink?
- No, I have one.
411
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:19,992
Oh!
412
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:24,329
So are we breaking up or not?
413
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,418
That stings.
414
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,044
Oh, man.
415
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,546
Don't worry about her.
416
00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:34,840
No, some rim salt got in my eye.
417
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:38,301
Yeah, man.
418
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,345
Shit, I guess that's it.
419
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:42,931
Tony, don't sweat it.
420
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:46,059
Girls like that come along every day.
421
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:47,144
No, they don't.
422
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:49,980
But you'll be okay.
423
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:51,480
Hey, Lucretia?
424
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,567
You still got my number, girl?
425
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:54,650
I sure do.
426
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,862
Could you give it
to the woman who was just here?
427
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,448
You lucky I bought this one.
428
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,621
So how's your sister doing?
429
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,873
She always brought us the best cake.
430
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,211
She broke and living at my house. Mm!
431
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:14,296
Uh-oh, I'm drunk.
432
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,550
You talk
to anybody from the team still?
433
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,886
Like, um... Jackie.
You still keep in touch with her?
434
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:23,513
Girl, I haven't spoken to Jackie
since prom.
435
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,349
What'd she do?
436
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:28,393
She stepped on my dress,
ruined all my pictures,
437
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,854
and I have to see it
every time I walk down the hall.
438
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:35,067
You keep prom pictures
hanging in your hallway. Okay.
439
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:38,737
What is up with this crank?
440
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,530
Why isn't the dough going through?
441
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,783
You know,
it might be all that extra flour.
442
00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:44,534
But who knows?
443
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,536
Well, I like a drier pasta, so...
444
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,997
You gonna love whatever this is.
445
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:53,168
Come on, keep cranking, girl.
Ugh! We got this.
446
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,587
You know what, Regina?
447
00:20:56,296 --> 00:21:00,008
I used to think people couldn't change,
but you proved me wrong.
448
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,092
Hmm.
449
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:04,596
I thought I could,
but I did not know I could.
450
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:08,350
What about our kids?
They can keep seeing each other.
451
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:09,935
They are pretty cute together.
452
00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:11,478
- Aren't they though?
- Yeah.
453
00:21:12,562 --> 00:21:14,648
It's okay
as long as you talk to your daughter.
454
00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:17,442
Yeah, happy to, friend.
What am I talking to her about?
455
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:19,653
Oh, come on, you know.
456
00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:22,281
No, this time, I... I actually don't know.
457
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,867
Well, she's an awful lot
like you used to be.
458
00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:28,537
Say more.
459
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,873
You know. Knowing better.
460
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:34,334
Like Tristan was all set to go to SCAD,
461
00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:37,546
and then she's got him
thinking about CalArts and Ringling.
462
00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:41,174
Help me out. So you're mad
that my daughter pointed out some options?
463
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:44,636
No, I'm mad because she's making him
second-guess himself.
464
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,805
Like you used to do me.
465
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:49,641
Like I did to you?
466
00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:52,853
You need to stop.
467
00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:56,398
Tristan isn't second-guessing himself.
468
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:59,818
He got great information
and is smart enough to roll with it,
469
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:00,944
unlike you.
470
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:03,030
You can't even roll out pasta.
471
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:04,614
Adding flour.
472
00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:08,285
That doesn't make it drier.
It makes it unusable.
473
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:11,747
And you know how I know that?
Because I know it all.
474
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:16,335
I cannot believe I came here
and dimmed my light for you.
475
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:22,591
If me being the shit
makes you feel some kind of way,
476
00:22:23,091 --> 00:22:25,260
then you deal with your insecure bullshit.
477
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,178
Do better.
478
00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:29,765
Or cry your ass
into this dry-ass pasta to moisten it up.
479
00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:32,184
You don't deserve my friendship.
480
00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:35,687
And your son
damn sure don't deserve my daughter.
481
00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:39,608
I hate your insecure ass.
482
00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:42,235
Bon appétit!
483
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:48,116
Maybe Tony's ex lost some kind of bet.
484
00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,495
But for 20 years?
485
00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:52,578
Oh, that's dumb.
486
00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:55,207
Maybe she's face-blind.
487
00:22:55,999 --> 00:22:57,834
Then how did she find him in a bar?
488
00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:01,880
I don't know. I'm just trying
to make the world make sense again.
489
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,175
You think I'm a shitty friend?
490
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:07,510
You're shitty.
491
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,054
Nah.
492
00:23:10,514 --> 00:23:12,307
You... you showed up for Tony.
493
00:23:13,016 --> 00:23:14,851
- Yeah.
- You had good intentions.
494
00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:16,520
Thank you.
495
00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,814
- I got it.
- What?
496
00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:22,651
She's either missing something,
or she's got an extra something.
497
00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:24,778
Boom!
498
00:23:25,695 --> 00:23:28,073
Hey. Where's Aaliyah? I got ice cream.
499
00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:30,742
Oh, hell,
you went off on Angela, didn't you?
500
00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:32,869
In my defense,
501
00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:34,371
she's so dumb.
502
00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:37,958
Aaliyah!
503
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:41,545
Hey.
504
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:45,340
So, um, we need to talk,
505
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,968
so I got you your favorite ice cream.
506
00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:49,552
Okay.
507
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:51,972
Who else moving in?
508
00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:54,558
I do not care for that tone.
509
00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:56,726
No, sweetie. Um...
510
00:23:57,561 --> 00:24:01,231
I really tried to do a good thing.
511
00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:05,527
I had a falling-out with Tristan's mom.
512
00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:09,698
I don't care about Tristan.
I dumped him this morning.
513
00:24:10,198 --> 00:24:11,283
This morning?
514
00:24:11,908 --> 00:24:13,702
Yeah. Thanks for the ice cream though.
515
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:18,707
Hold me back. Hold me back.
516
00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:20,333
I... Oh...
517
00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:22,127
I hate 15-year-old love.
518
00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:25,380
She's too good for him.
519
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:28,675
I'mma ditch James
soon as I get my discount on that kayak.
520
00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:31,595
Kayak. What?
521
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,430
Men suck.
522
00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:36,308
They act all interested,
523
00:24:36,391 --> 00:24:38,977
and then one goddess
climbs down from the mountain,
524
00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:40,896
and suddenly, you're furniture.
525
00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:43,148
I'm done with men.
526
00:24:43,231 --> 00:24:45,275
On behalf of all the men,
527
00:24:45,942 --> 00:24:47,444
you will not be missed.
528
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:54,325
Frank?
529
00:24:54,951 --> 00:24:56,620
What... what are you doing here?
530
00:24:57,871 --> 00:24:59,498
I'm still in love with you.
531
00:25:00,707 --> 00:25:01,917
And I wanna try again.
532
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,340
Okay.
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