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Hustle your bustle,
kids, we got to go!
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Our day is packed
with doctor visits.
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So wrap up your angry food
shoveling and get in the car.
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This is gonna be a long day.
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I hope so.
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Don't you get it?
This is a setup.
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Mom and Dad told us we're gonna
have the worst day ever,
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which means we're really
going to have the best day ever.
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- Wha...?
- You and I are about to be
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the stars of a "Mom-and-Dad
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in-car bait-and-switch" video.
- Guh?
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Put down your books
and read a phone sometime.
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You ready to go get
your new braces?
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Guess so.
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Well, we're not doing that.
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We're taking you to Krustyland!
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Yay!
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We're not sprinkling
Grandma's ashes today.
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We're going to Krustyland!
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Yay!
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We're not going to Krustyland.
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We're going to church.
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Yay!
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So Mom and Dad are punking us,
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and this is really gonna be
a fun thing?
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Exactly, we are getting funk'd.
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Krustyland.
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We're almost at
"the medical center."
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I hope I'm tall enough
to ride the EKG machine.
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We're here.
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Wha...?
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This is a doctor's office.
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There was no bait and switch.
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It was all bait!
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No, no. This is Krustyland.
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It has to be.
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I'm going on the roller coaster.
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Whee!
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Whee... ze.
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Which doctor
are you here to see?
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- All of them.
- Like most Americans,
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our insurance is terrible
and has a giant deductible.
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Which we just met yesterday.
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Thank you, kidney stones.
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And our new insurance year
starts tomorrow.
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So today is the only day
that everything's free.
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So we're doing a whole year
of medical stuff in one day.
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Look, I went to
the Krustyland snack bar!
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I got 20cc's of
super silly saline.
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Hey-hey!
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What a productive,
unpleasant day.
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We've got to get one nice thing
out of this day.
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At least take us out for treats.
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Treats it is.
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We'll even get one for Maggie
for getting her eye test.
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One Mandalorian Mango Jango
with 3-CP-Oat milk.
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That's $6.99.
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Enter your tip and sign here.
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Fine.
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You want a tip?
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It's self-serve.
We did all the work.
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Hey, that iPad
didn't swivel itself.
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Dad, are you all right?
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I just suffered death
by a thousand swipes,
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but at least now
it's time for my treat.
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Here's your Literary
Sampler Platter.
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Chicken Tenders is the Night,
A Farewell to Parms,
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Occurrence at Owl Creek Ribs.
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Fried references.
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My shift's ending,
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so I'll just leave this
with you.
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Better get my "figuring out
the tip" glasses.
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Wouldn't be a meal if
it didn't end with a math test.
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The service fee
is already included?
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I'm outraged!
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But also relieved.
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At least nobody's
leaning over my shoulder
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to shame me into leaving a tip.
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Actually, there is room
at the bottom
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for an additional gratuity.
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Right next to
where I pre-thanked you.
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What? They include the tip,
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and then I have to tip
on top of the tip?
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A tip top tip?
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I'll show them.
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I know that click.
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"No. Thank you.
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Here's one dollar. Okay?"
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We're leaving!
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Mr. Simpson!
Mr. Simpson, wait!
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Great.
Here's the part where she says,
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"Was there something wrong
with the service?"
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And I throw potato skins at her.
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Thank you so much,
you wonderful man!
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You tipped her $10,000?
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No! I tipped her one. "O.K."
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Ten K!
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I've never had this much money
in my life!
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Us neither.
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Yo, this guy just
tipped Sandee $10,000.
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You don't know
what this means to me.
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We don't have $10,000.
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We don't have 10,000
of anything.
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Homer, you have to fix this.
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Okay, you're right.
I got this.
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Excuse me,
can I get that check back?
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Why?
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Why?!
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What a jerk!
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Yo, this guy just stole
$10,000 from Sandee.
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Get him.
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There was already a gratuity
on the bill.
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Why? Why did you
want the check back?
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So I can underline the $10,000.
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Yo, this guy just underlined
the $10,000-tip
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he gave Sandee, get him!
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Your accidental tip went viral.
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The American dream.
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Now we'll be in debt
for the rest of our lives!
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The American reality.
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Look, baby,
no one's madder at me than me,
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but me have a plan.
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We call the credit card company,
report the card stolen,
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and then shave our heads
and join a cult.
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One of the ones
where you don't have to
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have sex with the leader.
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There is no such cult!
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You need to go
back to that restaurant
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and explain that
this was all a mistake.
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I will.
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I was gonna go back there anyway
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for the bottomless chili fries,
but now I have two reasons.
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Okay, time to hit undo
on last night's ten-K typo.
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Hey, that's the big tip guy.
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Ooh! Can I get an autograph?
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Signing things is
what got me into this mess.
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Hey! You're the guy
on the cover
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of the only newspaper
left in the world.
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I'm in the paper
for something I remember doing.
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- Let me get a copy.
- That'll be one dollar.
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How much do you think
he's gonna tip?
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A lot or a whole lot?
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Yarr. I'm putting on me slicker,
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'cause he's gonna
splash the cash.
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Keep the change, pal.
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The most generous man in town.
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Until today,
I always felt invisible,
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like Wonder Woman's plane
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or the guy selling flowers
on the off-ramp.
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But for the first time,
I am seen.
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It's not that I wasn't enough,
my tips weren't.
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Mr. Monopoly was wrong.
You can put a price on money.
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From now on,
I'm gonna tip like Ben Affleck
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and J.Lo's out of town, baby.
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Marge, I just had
the best day of my life.
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They gave my burrito
the most rice of anybody.
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So that's why I've been
bombarded by overdraft alerts.
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Don't worry, honey,
I can make it all right.
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Let me show you how to turn off
those notifications.
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Homer, we need to have
a serious talk.
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Boy, then I'm gonna need
some Mexican courage.
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You were supposed to
get our money back,
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not give away more.
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Your tipping has gotten
out of control.
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But it feels so good
to be appreciated.
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For once,
people aren't judging me
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by the content of my character
but by the content of my wallet.
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You wiped out our savings
and put us in debt.
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And look what it's doing
to our children.
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Dad, where's my bike?
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How would I know? I don't know.
You probably lost it.
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Dad...
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I tipped it!
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I gave it to my barber
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because he cleaned up
my eyebrows.
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I'm so sorry, Bart!
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I'm so sorry.
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There, there.
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Dad, you have a problem,
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but I love you
and I'll always be here for you.
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You're a good son.
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Here, for your troubles.
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- Hey!
- Let this slide
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and there's
a vacuum cleaner in it for you.
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Homer, this has to stop now!
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- Stop it!
- Marge, for once you're right.
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I have a serious problem.
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But, like any addiction,
it can easily be stopped
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by just deciding to stop.
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I'm going cold turkey.
I swear to you.
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I'll never again waste money
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trying to fill
an unfillable void.
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Exact change? That's it?
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I really want
to tip you, Moe,
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but I promised my wife I'd quit.
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Here's a thought, Homer.
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What if you took the moolah
out of your pocket,
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but you just stop
before anything happened.
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You know,
everything but the tip.
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That doesn't seem like
it could lead to anything.
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Sure it couldn't.
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We shouldn't have done that.
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Does that mean that
you want to stop?
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No.
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It feels so good.
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Don't stop, you generous man.
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Yeah,
give it to me, big boy.
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- You like that?
- That's the spot.
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- I can do this all night.
- Right there.
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- Tell me you want it.
- God!
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- Yes! Yes!
- God! God!
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- God! God.
- Yes!
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I need a new bar.
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Where you going?
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I can't stop tipping, Moe.
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I'm hooked on the rush.
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I got a monkey on my back,
and he's got his hand out.
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But what about us?
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No one service worker
can satisfy my needs.
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God help me,
I'm a tip-phomaniac.
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I'm a curse on my family.
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They're 20%...
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No, 22%...
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Better off without me.
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I'll take my misery to go.
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Hey, it's Mr. Generous.
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What are you doing here?
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I've hit rock bottom
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and I need to be with family.
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Well, who were those people
you were eating with?
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Just my wife and some kids.
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My real family are
the people I tip, like you.
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You love me, right?
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You poor generous man.
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I do love you.
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You'll always be welcome here.
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You love me, right?
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Creep!
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Leave me alone!
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So our transaction was just...
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transactional?
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Am I alive? Is this a dream?
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Somebody pinch me.
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I'm awake, you can stop now.
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You saved my life.
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Here's a little something
for your troubles.
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Why you give me this money?
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Fausto no work for crab man.
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No, it's a tip.
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It's all I know.
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And it's destroyed
my marriage and my life.
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How I wish I had never heard
of thanking people.
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Well, your bloated body
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drifted to the right
neighborhood, my friend.
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Nobody tips here.
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It's forbidden.
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No tipping?
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What is this amazing place?
259
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Welcome to Little Europe.
260
00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:45,436
I'm home.
261
00:14:45,537 --> 00:14:47,373
Yi yo yu.
262
00:14:47,473 --> 00:14:50,779
There's no sign
of Homer anywhere.
263
00:14:50,780 --> 00:14:53,118
Okay, the first 24 hours
are crucial.
264
00:14:53,218 --> 00:14:55,557
Do you have a recent photo?
265
00:14:56,959 --> 00:14:58,863
Not him. You.
266
00:14:58,963 --> 00:15:00,933
For your dating profile.
267
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,705
This is good.
268
00:15:02,805 --> 00:15:03,974
You look desperate.
269
00:15:04,074 --> 00:15:05,443
Guys love that.
270
00:15:05,544 --> 00:15:06,680
I don't want to date.
271
00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,448
I want to find my husband.
272
00:15:08,550 --> 00:15:10,453
"Marriage minded."
273
00:15:10,554 --> 00:15:11,823
Don't mention the kids.
274
00:15:11,923 --> 00:15:14,094
Bring them up on date three.
275
00:15:14,194 --> 00:15:16,532
Just before the sex.
276
00:15:16,533 --> 00:15:17,868
My God.
277
00:15:17,968 --> 00:15:19,872
We only have two
and a half dates to find Dad.
278
00:15:19,972 --> 00:15:21,576
At least we know he's alive.
279
00:15:21,676 --> 00:15:23,479
He's ordering things on Amazon.
280
00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:25,450
A universal power adapter.
281
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:26,886
Bicycle pants clips.
282
00:15:26,986 --> 00:15:28,757
12-pack of fanny packs?
283
00:15:28,857 --> 00:15:31,595
Case of cologne, but no soap.
284
00:15:31,596 --> 00:15:34,367
I know exactly where he is.
285
00:15:37,575 --> 00:15:38,610
Dad?
286
00:15:38,710 --> 00:15:39,979
Hola, mes petite...
287
00:15:40,079 --> 00:15:41,248
How you say?... children.
288
00:15:41,349 --> 00:15:44,287
Give your papi
a European handshake.
289
00:15:46,859 --> 00:15:48,897
What are you doing
in Little Europe?
290
00:15:48,997 --> 00:15:50,534
I'm going
to five different shops
291
00:15:50,634 --> 00:15:53,640
to get the ingredients
to make one sandwich.
292
00:15:55,309 --> 00:15:58,616
One smear of
your brownest mustard, Jorge.
293
00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:07,668
That'll be three deutsche-lira
and 99 pence.
294
00:16:07,768 --> 00:16:09,505
And not a franc more.
295
00:16:09,605 --> 00:16:11,008
Mom's a total mess.
296
00:16:11,108 --> 00:16:12,511
You've got to come home.
297
00:16:12,611 --> 00:16:13,914
This is my home now.
298
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:15,449
I can live a happy life here,
299
00:16:15,550 --> 00:16:17,889
free from the demon
of generosity.
300
00:16:17,989 --> 00:16:19,457
So this is all about tipping?
301
00:16:19,558 --> 00:16:22,397
No, it's about
the European mindset
302
00:16:22,497 --> 00:16:24,000
of not tipping.
303
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,738
Dad, this place is amazing.
304
00:17:49,838 --> 00:17:51,509
I know.
305
00:17:51,609 --> 00:17:54,014
If only Springfield
was like this,
306
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,551
then I could go back to your mom
307
00:17:55,651 --> 00:17:58,856
without my addiction
destroying the family.
308
00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:03,165
Dad, if you came back with us,
309
00:18:03,265 --> 00:18:04,668
you could change things.
310
00:18:04,768 --> 00:18:08,442
You could inspire everyone
to make Springfield like here.
311
00:18:08,543 --> 00:18:11,314
You really think Americans
can learn something
312
00:18:11,414 --> 00:18:13,185
from the country of Europe?
313
00:18:13,285 --> 00:18:15,924
Not just learn it, but steal it
and call it our own.
314
00:18:16,024 --> 00:18:18,062
Like pizza or fascism.
315
00:18:18,162 --> 00:18:20,332
I'll do it to heal our family.
316
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,269
Let's grab an early dinner
at 10:00 p.m.,
317
00:18:22,270 --> 00:18:24,061
then ride the mini-Chunnel
back to Springfield.
318
00:18:24,141 --> 00:18:26,312
I'm going to take my message
to the people
319
00:18:26,412 --> 00:18:28,583
who tipping affects the most.
320
00:18:29,518 --> 00:18:32,290
Live from the Servers
Of America Guild Theater.
321
00:18:32,390 --> 00:18:35,496
It's the 75th Annual SAG Awards.
322
00:18:37,734 --> 00:18:41,307
Hello, my name is Gary, and I'll
be your presenter this evening.
323
00:18:41,308 --> 00:18:42,678
Friends,
324
00:18:42,778 --> 00:18:44,213
waiters, pepper-grinders,
325
00:18:44,314 --> 00:18:45,951
lend me your ears.
326
00:18:46,051 --> 00:18:47,788
My name is Homer Simpson
327
00:18:47,888 --> 00:18:49,959
and I am addicted to tipping.
328
00:18:50,059 --> 00:18:51,629
It was a compulsion so powerful
329
00:18:51,729 --> 00:18:54,535
that I ran away
from the woman I love.
330
00:18:55,770 --> 00:18:58,442
Well, I'm here to tell you
there's a better way.
331
00:18:58,543 --> 00:19:02,283
What if all restaurant workers
were paid a living wage?
332
00:19:02,284 --> 00:19:04,488
That way you wouldn't have
to rely on tips,
333
00:19:04,589 --> 00:19:08,027
and diners would know
how much everything costs.
334
00:19:08,028 --> 00:19:10,701
Get rid of tips
and live a better life.
335
00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:12,168
Who's with me?
336
00:19:13,574 --> 00:19:16,245
My fellow wait-staff,
this man is right.
337
00:19:16,345 --> 00:19:19,852
We can, we shall, we must,
338
00:19:19,952 --> 00:19:21,922
serve justice
339
00:19:21,923 --> 00:19:24,260
with a side of equanimity.
340
00:19:24,361 --> 00:19:26,231
No substitutions.
341
00:19:35,249 --> 00:19:38,122
Get rid of tips
and live a better life.
342
00:19:38,222 --> 00:19:39,824
Who's with me?
343
00:19:42,096 --> 00:19:43,399
Get rid of tips?
344
00:19:43,499 --> 00:19:46,371
Well, that's how I decide
whose food not to spit in.
345
00:19:46,471 --> 00:19:48,375
This is the worst idea
in our industry
346
00:19:48,376 --> 00:19:50,245
since tableside guacamole.
347
00:19:50,246 --> 00:19:53,285
Yo! The guy
who tipped Sandee $10,000
348
00:19:53,385 --> 00:19:56,024
is trying to take away
our tips. Get him!
349
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:00,634
This time it's happening
for real!
350
00:20:03,774 --> 00:20:06,245
I can't believe
I didn't fundamentally change
351
00:20:06,345 --> 00:20:09,251
the service economy
with one awards show speech.
352
00:20:09,351 --> 00:20:12,023
Homie,
I know it's hard for you
353
00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:14,359
to be generous, but you tried.
354
00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:16,231
And I'm not going
to hold it against you
355
00:20:16,232 --> 00:20:17,901
for taking it too far.
356
00:20:17,902 --> 00:20:20,573
Seeing you bare your soul
on that stage tonight,
357
00:20:20,674 --> 00:20:22,978
it gave me an idea
for how we can fix
358
00:20:23,078 --> 00:20:27,386
our money problems and confront
your addiction to tipping.
359
00:20:29,024 --> 00:20:30,291
Hello, my name is Homer.
360
00:20:30,292 --> 00:20:32,330
And I'll be your server tonight.
361
00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:34,067
Would you like
still or sparkling water?
362
00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:35,435
Just tap.
363
00:20:35,436 --> 00:20:37,040
And more free bread.
364
00:21:29,077 --> 00:21:30,980
Shh!
365
00:21:31,060 --> 00:21:33,060
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