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How're we doin' in there?
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It's coming,
it's coming.
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Ah.
There we go.
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Oh, one sec.
Be right back.
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and improving your performance
in and out of the bedroom.
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So if you wanna feel
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Hey. Watson fight
start yet?
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Nah, they did this lame story
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about how he was raised
by deaf parents.
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Damn it, that's the one thing
I wanted to see.
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All right, well, next week,
we'e doing it at our place,
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'cause Spence and I will
breakin' in our brand-new
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plasma TV.
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You guys are
getting a plasma?
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Still not sure I wanna do this.
Do what?
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Danny found
a ski resort upstate
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that just opened up
time-shares.
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Yeah, yeah, and you go
up there for a free weekend,
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and all you do is listen
to their sales pitch,
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and you get a plasma TV.
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Okay, but wait.
There's a catch. All right?
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It's for couples
only...
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so we have to convince them
that we're together.
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I'm not seeing the catch.
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Oh!
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You know, just 'cause a couple
of middle-aged guys
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share an apartment
and a car,
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everyone assumes
we're lovers.
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I think this
is a great idea.
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Well, no offense, hoss,
but I believe
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I can do a lot
better than you.
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And- And by the way, if you
ever ordered off this menu,
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you'd buy the restaurant.
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Anyway, Carrie's never gonna
let you do this.
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Why not?
'Cause of the way
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you'll buy anything
from anybody.
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Isn't she mad
about that stuff you bought
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off that
shopping network?
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Hey, those dolls were personally
endorsed by Marie Osmond
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and will only
increase in value.
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Oh, God.
It's so beautiful up here.
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And it was really sweet of you
to surprise me with this trip.
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Oh, come on. You work hard.
You deserve it.
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So, what're we
gonna do up there?
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Oh,
first we're gonna-
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We're gonna take
some ski lessons.
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Then we'll soak
in a nice Jacuzzi,
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maybe have
a nice dinner,
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take in a relaxing sales pitch.
It's gonna be great.
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What?
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It's gonna be great.
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What sales pitch?
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Oh, the- The whole
weekend's free.
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All we have to do
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is just listen to a little
four-hour chat
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on their time-share properties.
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I heard it's fun.
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Time-share? Doug, why didn't you
tell me about this before?
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Uh, because you would've
said it's stupid,
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and I figured you wouldn't twist
my nipples on a curvy road.
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Doug, you
don't understand.
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These time-share people,
they don't stop
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until
they sell you something.
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They- They prey
on the weak and gullible,
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i. e. you.
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I admit, I-
in the past,
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I may have made some purchases
that were...
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questionable.
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Yeah. You got talked into buying
a home coleslaw-making system.
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Hey, before
the motor burned out,
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Mr. Slaw provided us with the
best two weeks of our lives.
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Look, I won't buy
anything, okay?
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I- I won't even talk to anybody.
We'll have a great weekend.
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Come on.
Okay. All right.
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I did wanna learn
how to ski,
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and the Jacuzzi
does sound nice.
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About the Jacuzzi.
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I'm not saying
they don't have one,
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but I did make that up.
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Hi.
Uh, Spence Olchin,
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and this is my partner
Danny Heffernan.
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Welcome to Pine Summit.
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Yep. Just a couple of queens
out hitting the slopes.
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Well, here you go.
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Enjoy your stay.
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Wow. This place
is nice, huh?
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Yeah.
I coulda done without
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the, uh, deer hoof
door handles. Ahem.
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Come on,
show me some love.
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No, it's nice,
it's nice.
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But, listen, don't
get too cocky, okay?
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You see these people
in the red vests over here?
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Those are
the salespeople.
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They're the bad guys.
I know.
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Okay. No matter what you do,
you don't go with them.
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Okay? If they say, "Mommy's sick
and she's in the hospital,"
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you do not go with them, okay? Right.
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Okay.
Now shake it up a little bit.
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Hey, curly hair. Hey, vestie. Stop.
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Hey, vestie.
Stop! You're annoying me.
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All right. Okay.
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Hey, they got hot cocoa
over there.
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Check us in.
I'll see you in the room.
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Hey.
Hey.
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You here to look
at the time-shares?
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Oh, yes. My husband and I
are very interested
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in finding a second
home we can fight in. Oh.
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You?
Oh, um...
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We just came here
for the free weekend.
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So did we.
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I just gotta keep
my husband away
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from the salespeople.
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Hey.
I heard that.
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Anyway, I'm Anna.
This is my husband Steve.
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Hi. Carrie.
My husband is...
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Wow.
That is affordable.
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Yeah.
I like that.
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Thank you.
Come here.
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Come here.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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All right, now it's your turn.
Come on, baby.
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I don't wanna fall again.
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You're not gonna fall.
I believe in you.
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Okay.
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There you go.
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Oh, God.
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Snowplow. Snowplow!
Okay. Okay.
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Oh, my God!
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I told you to snowplow.
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Well, there's something wrong
with my skis.
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Yeah... the skis.
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All right, come on.
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Help me.
Just help me up.
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All right.
Ungh!
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Okay. I'm done.
What?
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Yeah. I mean, this was
a very nice thing, honey,
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but skiing is just not my thing.
Let's just go home.
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But we gotta stay the
whole weekend. What? Why?
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I'll tell-
I'll tell you why.
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Because we got
those dinner reservations
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with our new
best friends tonight:
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Stu and Amy.
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Steve and Anna.
Whatever.
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Look, I- I promised you
a great weekend,
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and I'm gonna deliver,
okay?
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Why don't we just take your skis
back to the rental place,
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and we'll, uh...
we'll trade 'em in for a, ahem,
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a Flying Saucer,
'cause that spells F-U-N.
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You're gonna have a good time
this weekend. You really are.
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Here you go.
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Gave you extra
sweet potatoes
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'cause you said
you like 'em.
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Oh. Hey, uh, you know
what else I'd like?
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To know what time
you get off of work.
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Yeah,
I bet you would.
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What are you doing?
What?
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Hitting on a waitress?
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You're gonna blow our cover
and we're not gonna get the TV.
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Also, that was very
disrespectful to me.
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Fine.
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By the way, if she's
a natural blond,
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I am the Queen of Sheba.
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So they told me
that I was the first one
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to ever drive a Flying Saucer
into the gift shop.
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You know, on our first date
back in college,
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Steve insisted on taking me
roller-skating,
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even though I said
I didn't know how.
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Eight beers and 43 stitches
later, here we are.
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We would've met in college too,
if our six weeks overlapped.
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Hey, guys.
Hey. Hi.
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I wanna remind you
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there's a buffet tomorrow,
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followed by a tour
of the units,
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- the mandatory
sales presentation.
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Well, if my bruised ass
has a vote,
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we might
be headed home early.
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Well, you do understand
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that if you leave
before the presentation,
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you forfeit
the free gift.
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What free gift?
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Oh. There's a free gift? This-
This just keeps gettin' better.
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This is unbelievable.
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The- The plasma TV.
We spoke about it on the phone.
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Uh... no,
don't think we did.
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Well, you remember.
I said you could either have
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the TV
or the diamond tennis bracelet.
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Oh, my God.
This is all news to me.
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Mm-hmm.
This is, um-
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Could you get
our waiter?
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I hear they got
a frozen Turtle pie
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that is
unbeatable here.
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It's unbelievable.
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All right, I'm sorry.
I shoulda told you
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everything from
the beginning,
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but, you know, we can still
make this a great weekend.
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You are such
a lying sack of crap.
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Or we could just
get through the weekend.
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"Oh, my baby works hard.
She deserves this. "
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You do work hard.
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I- I mean, I'm guessing. I-
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This whole trip,
lie after lie after lie.
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And for what?
For some stupid TV?
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Stupid? Stupid?
It's not stupid, Carrie.
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It's plasma. Plasma.
Do you know what plasma means?
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It means it's alive!
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All I know is,
you have a great TV at home.
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Oh... I'm sorry. That's not even
computing in the brain here,
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'cause it's not great!
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It is great,
and do you know why?
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Because I saved and sacrificed
for that T-
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I worked overtime.
That TV was paid with my love.
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Yeah? Well, when I watch it,
I feel nothing but hate.
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Look at this. They have
time-shares in the Caribbean.
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That's where you should've
taken me,
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if you weren't such
a selfish idiot.
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I mean,
look at this.
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That should be me
riding on that horse.
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You couldn't even balance
on two flat pieces of wood.
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You wanna try your luck
on a wild animal?
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W- what are you doing?
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Pack your gigantic
bathing suit,
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because we are going
to Vista del Sol. What?
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Yeah. Maybe we'll own
a time-share there too.
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You know what?
The salesman was right.
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If we had a time-share here,
that would force you
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to take me somewhere nice
at least once a year.
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The salesman was right-?
Carrie, listen to yourself.
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What?
You said it,
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they're gonna prey
on the weaker one.
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We thought I was
the weaker one, but no,
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it's you!
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Oh, my God.
Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So you got hit with a snowball.
Big deal.
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Big deal? You know
why this happened, don't you?
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Uh, somebody saw
your big fat head
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and decided to hit it
with a snowball?
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No. Uh, somebody saw
my big fat gay head
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00:12:24,059 --> 00:12:26,811
and decided to commit
a hate crime.
251
00:12:26,812 --> 00:12:28,446
Oh, come on.
252
00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:30,831
Don't be naive. Did you see
the looks of disgust we got
253
00:12:30,832 --> 00:12:33,201
when we were
sharing that toboggan?
254
00:12:33,202 --> 00:12:35,219
All right, fine.
Whatever. All right?
255
00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:37,355
Point is, if us getting
that free plasma TV
256
00:12:37,356 --> 00:12:38,756
means you gotta get
gay-bashed,
257
00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:41,292
then you gotta get a little
gay-bashed, my friend.
258
00:12:47,482 --> 00:12:49,583
All we gotta do is get through
the next six hours,
259
00:12:49,584 --> 00:12:50,751
and you get
your stupid TV.
260
00:12:50,752 --> 00:12:52,686
I wanna tell you
how much I love you for-
261
00:12:52,687 --> 00:12:54,154
Just shut up.
Yeah, right.
262
00:12:55,591 --> 00:12:57,157
I can't believe you.
263
00:12:57,158 --> 00:12:58,158
I'm sorry.
264
00:12:58,159 --> 00:12:59,310
What's going on?
265
00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:00,778
Ugh! I went out
to buy a ChapStick.
266
00:13:00,779 --> 00:13:03,547
By the time I got back,
he was almost in escrow.
267
00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:06,250
I swear,
these people are the devil.
268
00:13:06,251 --> 00:13:09,219
I know. I almost had
a close call myself last night.
269
00:13:09,220 --> 00:13:11,221
Well, I am sending Steve
out to the slopes
270
00:13:11,222 --> 00:13:12,923
until we have to go
on the sales tour.
271
00:13:12,924 --> 00:13:14,408
Good idea.
Take him with you.
272
00:13:14,409 --> 00:13:15,660
What do you think,
Doug?
273
00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:17,612
Ready to get off
the bunny slopes?
274
00:13:17,613 --> 00:13:19,563
I am pretty much the only one
on that hill
275
00:13:19,564 --> 00:13:21,365
with body hair, so...
276
00:13:22,367 --> 00:13:24,135
Maybe it's time
to move up.
277
00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:28,372
So Doug's been driving a truck
for about nine years.
278
00:13:28,373 --> 00:13:31,091
I thought it was just a stepping
stone to something else,
279
00:13:31,092 --> 00:13:34,027
but turns out
that's, uh... that's it.
280
00:13:35,764 --> 00:13:38,332
Yeah. Well, these guys
are full of surprises. Mm.
281
00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:40,101
You know, Steve and I
met online,
282
00:13:40,102 --> 00:13:41,719
and nowhere
in his profile
283
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,555
did it mention his snoring
or his clarinet. Heh-heh-heh!
284
00:13:44,556 --> 00:13:47,024
I thought you said
you guys met in college.
285
00:13:47,025 --> 00:13:48,943
What? No.
286
00:13:48,944 --> 00:13:50,911
Yeah, you told me the whole
roller-skating story
287
00:13:50,912 --> 00:13:52,196
last night at dinner.
288
00:13:52,197 --> 00:13:53,697
I did? Wow. Heh.
289
00:13:53,698 --> 00:13:56,133
I guess a... couple of glasses
of wine at this altitude,
290
00:13:56,134 --> 00:13:58,402
I'm liable to say anything.
Ha-ha-ha!
291
00:13:58,403 --> 00:13:59,470
Ha-ha-ha!
292
00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:01,939
I'm gonna, uh, rustle us up
some more coffee.
293
00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:14,685
Oh, my gosh.
294
00:14:14,686 --> 00:14:16,687
She's one of them.
295
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,323
Doug.
296
00:14:23,228 --> 00:14:27,148
I gotta tell you,
this is some view, huh?
297
00:14:29,117 --> 00:14:30,484
Pretty sweet.
298
00:14:30,485 --> 00:14:32,303
You know
what it is, Doug?
299
00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:34,555
I mean, Anna's great,
300
00:14:34,556 --> 00:14:35,723
but the way I see it,
301
00:14:35,724 --> 00:14:39,327
the big decisions
are better left to the man.
302
00:14:40,595 --> 00:14:42,162
Absolutely.
303
00:14:44,599 --> 00:14:46,066
Whoa.
Why did we stop?
304
00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:48,052
Oh, that happens
all the time.
305
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:50,921
Yeah, well, I- I hope
it picks up again soon,
306
00:14:50,922 --> 00:14:53,007
'cause it's cold up here.
Heh-heh!
307
00:14:55,026 --> 00:14:56,661
Soup?
308
00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:59,297
You brought your own soup?
Sure.
309
00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:01,365
Why did I let Carrie
talk me out of
310
00:15:01,366 --> 00:15:03,100
filling my wine pouch
with chili?
311
00:15:06,571 --> 00:15:08,339
Mmm.
312
00:15:09,474 --> 00:15:11,642
Can you hold that?
Yeah.
313
00:15:11,643 --> 00:15:14,445
Hello.
314
00:15:14,446 --> 00:15:16,197
He's one of them.
315
00:15:16,198 --> 00:15:18,482
What?
Steve, he's a salesman.
316
00:15:24,389 --> 00:15:25,489
Carrie?
317
00:15:42,090 --> 00:15:44,841
Hey. Yeah, uh,
Danny Heffernan?
318
00:15:44,842 --> 00:15:46,710
I wanted to sign up
for the 3:30 tour today.
319
00:15:46,711 --> 00:15:48,512
No, no problem.
Oh, hi.
320
00:15:48,513 --> 00:15:50,815
Are you the Olchin-Heffernan
party?
321
00:15:50,816 --> 00:15:52,850
Heffernan-Olchin, but yeah. Ah.
322
00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:54,167
You know, I heard
about the incident
323
00:15:54,168 --> 00:15:56,020
with your friend
and the snowball.
324
00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:57,388
Oh. Well, that.
Yeah. Forget it.
325
00:15:57,389 --> 00:15:58,856
He tends to get
a little dramatic,
326
00:15:58,857 --> 00:16:00,324
if you know what I mean.
Yeah.
327
00:16:00,325 --> 00:16:02,459
Heh-heh! You know,
in light of this incident,
328
00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:05,079
maybe Pine Summit
isn't the right place for you.
329
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:05,997
What do you mean?
330
00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:08,532
Well, this is more
of a family resort.
331
00:16:08,533 --> 00:16:10,651
So?
Well, I'm just saying,
332
00:16:10,652 --> 00:16:13,387
we have a couple of properties
in Provincetown and Key West,
333
00:16:13,388 --> 00:16:15,889
where you people are more free
to be yourselves.
334
00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:19,727
"You people"?
What is that supposed to mean?
335
00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:21,361
Sir, please don't take a tone
with me.
336
00:16:21,362 --> 00:16:24,382
I'm trying to resolve
the situation.
337
00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:27,351
We can resolve it by you giving
me and my boyfriend
338
00:16:27,352 --> 00:16:29,220
our TV.
339
00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:32,139
I'm afraid that's
not gonna happen.
340
00:16:32,140 --> 00:16:33,524
Oh, it's gonna happen.
341
00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:34,875
Oh, actually,
I just realized
342
00:16:34,876 --> 00:16:36,744
according to the terms
of your contract,
343
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:38,646
the offer for the weekend
clearly states
344
00:16:38,647 --> 00:16:41,381
it's "for married couples
only. "
345
00:16:41,382 --> 00:16:42,382
Is that so?
346
00:16:42,383 --> 00:16:43,383
Yes, it is, sir.
347
00:16:43,384 --> 00:16:45,503
Well, we'll see
about that.
348
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:48,188
Hey, man.
Come on, let's go.
349
00:16:48,189 --> 00:16:49,924
Hey,
not so rough.
350
00:17:20,238 --> 00:17:23,107
You've been awfully
quiet there, Doug.
351
00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:25,576
Well, you know,
soup. It, uh...
352
00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:27,644
makes me think
about stuff.
353
00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:31,014
Well, let it out,
man.
354
00:17:31,015 --> 00:17:33,384
'Cause up here, you can scream
as loud as you want,
355
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,119
and no one's
gonna hear you.
356
00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:38,839
I know who you are!
357
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:43,794
Yeah. I'm the guy who's gonna
give you the deal of a lifetime.
358
00:17:43,795 --> 00:17:45,195
Just stay
away from me!
359
00:17:45,196 --> 00:17:46,596
Come on, Doug.
360
00:17:46,597 --> 00:17:48,716
Just tell me
what it's gonna take.
361
00:17:48,717 --> 00:17:50,016
Leave me alone.
362
00:17:52,187 --> 00:17:53,587
Whoa.
363
00:17:53,588 --> 00:17:54,688
Come on, Doug.
364
00:17:54,689 --> 00:17:56,190
Just tell me
what it's gonna take
365
00:17:56,191 --> 00:17:58,825
to put you in a deluxe
townhome, cable-ready.
366
00:17:58,826 --> 00:18:00,227
Get away from me!
367
00:18:16,528 --> 00:18:18,128
I'll gas it up for you!
368
00:18:30,842 --> 00:18:33,109
I got a two-bedroom
with your name on it.
369
00:18:33,110 --> 00:18:34,344
No!
370
00:18:52,597 --> 00:18:54,698
Come on, come- Ungh!
371
00:19:04,125 --> 00:19:06,143
I'm okay. I'm fine.
372
00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:08,913
[WIND WHISTLING
373
00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:10,514
Come on, Doug.
374
00:19:10,515 --> 00:19:12,533
Take my hand.
375
00:19:12,534 --> 00:19:15,068
We both know how
this is gonna end.
376
00:19:16,771 --> 00:19:18,789
Come on.
377
00:19:25,864 --> 00:19:27,347
I don't know
why I'm looking at this
378
00:19:27,348 --> 00:19:29,283
after the way you and Steve
lied to us.
379
00:19:29,284 --> 00:19:31,851
I know, and to make it up
to you,
380
00:19:31,852 --> 00:19:35,622
I'm gonna write down a price
that no one else is getting.
381
00:19:35,623 --> 00:19:39,793
And I just want you to know
I'm taking a loss on this.
382
00:19:39,794 --> 00:19:41,561
Wow. That really
is affordable.
383
00:19:56,277 --> 00:19:58,278
Picture's
not that great.
384
00:19:58,279 --> 00:20:00,280
I'm not sure
I'd marry a dude for this.
385
00:20:02,783 --> 00:20:04,351
Well, I guess we know
that Skvidzski
386
00:20:04,352 --> 00:20:06,086
doesn't make
a good product.
387
00:20:07,822 --> 00:20:09,939
By the way,
those annulment papers
388
00:20:09,940 --> 00:20:11,441
have been on our counter
for a week.
389
00:20:11,442 --> 00:20:13,610
You gonna fill those out
or what?
390
00:20:13,611 --> 00:20:16,413
Yeah, I'll get
to it, okay?
391
00:20:16,414 --> 00:20:19,082
You know, not everything
has to be done on your schedule.
392
00:20:23,788 --> 00:20:25,589
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