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{\an8}[theme music playing]
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
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Long day at work, huh, Ma?
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We were gonna have dinner without you,
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Then we remembered
you're the one who cooks.
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[canned laughter]
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Van, I work, you don't.
Who do you think should cook?
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I think it should be the TV guy who goes,
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"Bam!" But he's not here.
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Are you tryin' to get a whuppin'?
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Something tells me
you haven't found your assistant.
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Just make sure to check
all the references, Mom.
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Well, I've talked to all
their parole officers.
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Well, a bunch of people called here today.
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I've been on the phone all day.
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- Boy, unemployed people are sure chatty.
- Yeah.
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Well, I'm desperate.
Does anybody sound interesting?
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Tell her about that guy
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that called this afternoon.
He sounded really good.
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- He did? Tell me.
- Yeah.
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Well, let's see. He's in his early 20s,
married, has a kid.
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Sounded like a pretty cool guy.
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He really wanted the job.
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Oh, my gosh. That's him, that's the guy.
Oh, give me his number.
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- I don't think he left it.
- Why? He had to.
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See if he left a message.
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Okay. I'll go do that.
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Why don't you start shaking a pot?
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We got to find him.
How much does a bounty hunter cost?
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Wow. You're really worked up
about this, huh?
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Cheyenne, you have no idea
what's it like out there.
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One guy wanted two weeks off
so he could go back to Middle-earth.
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Oh, you know what? I know what to do.
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You dial star 69.
It will call him right back.
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- Nobody used the phone since he called?
- No.
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- Oh, my god.
- Yeah.
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Hello? Hi, don't hang up on me.
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My name's Reba Hart
and I got a job for you.
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And my name's
Van Montgomery and I'll take it!
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[Reba] Ha, hey!
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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♪ With gentle hands ♪
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{\an8}♪ And the heart of a fighter ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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[theme music playing]
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Okay, Jake, since Van's gonna be
working with me,
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you'll be home alone
for about an hour after school.
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You gonna be okay?
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Don't worry, Mom. I'll be fine.
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{\an8}I have everyone's phone number
and a box of matches to play with.
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{\an8}Well, on the plus side,
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{\an8}the house will be
full of firemen when I get home.
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{\an8}Scoot.
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I'm gonna be alone
in the house after school.
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Tell some of your girlfriends to stop by.
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Van, hurry up!
We're gonna be late for work!
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{\an8}Y'know, the boss shouldn't have to say,
"Get outta your pajamas."
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{\an8}So, it's true, Mom?
You actually hired Van?
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{\an8}Yes, I did.
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{\an8}Y'know, maybe I should've
thought about it a moment more.
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{\an8}But, y'know,
give the family a chance, right?
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{\an8}Van's better than nothin'.
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Right, Kyra?
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You'd be better off with tying a monkey
and letting it loose in your office.
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Come on, Van. Let's go!
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Van, come on~
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Van Montgomery, at your service.
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{\an8}Well, hello, little lady.`
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{\an8}Would you like to buy a house? [chuckles]
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{\an8}Seriously, Mom. [chittering]
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{\an8}Van, you're not selling houses,
you're my assistant.
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{\an8}Who happens to be late
for his first day of work.
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Oh, come on, I'm golden.
I'm married to the boss' daughter.
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There, he is. Hey, Van.
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I brought you something
for your first day on the job.
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That's my very first briefcase.
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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It must be a hundred years old.
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It, uh...
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Smells like socks.
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Yeah, I used to carry my workout gear
in there back in the '80s.
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You know,
I was the only straight guy at Jazzercise.
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[groans]
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[sighs] So, Reba. Very smart.
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Hiring somebody in the family
that you could trust.
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You know, especially somebody
who can type 80 words a minute.
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What? I can't type that fast.
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Oh, no. Wait a minute, that's me.
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[chuckles]
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Van must be the person in the family
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who's taken several
computer classes at The Y.
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Oh, shoot, no. That's me.
[chuckles awkwardly]
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[sighs] CPR Class? Me.
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License to operate a backhoe? Me.
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Barbra Jean, the reason
I didn't ask you for the job
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is because you said
you always wanted to be a full-time mom.
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- Oh, thank you for respecting that.
- You're welcome.
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So, that's the only reason
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- you didn't hire me?
- Yes.
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- That, and the you-being-crazy thing.
- Oh.
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You two have fun. I'm sure it'll be great.
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Oh. absolutely.
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Unless somebody has a heart attack
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or needs me to dig a trench.
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[chuckles awkwardly]
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- I'll keep my cell on.
- Yeah.
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Are you excited, Van?
Ready to get started?
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You bet, but you know what?
This morning's practically shot.
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Can we just go straight to lunch?
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Well, the morning is practically shot
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'Cause you didn't get out of bed
until I put that waffle under your nose.
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So, it wasn't a dream.
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Look, Van.
I need you to take this seriously.
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This is more than just a job to me.
It's my career.
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And what you do reflects on me.
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Got it. Okay.
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In that case, I'll need
another half hour with the hair dryer.
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No, you're fine. No. Listen.
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All you need to do is remember
the three Ps to be a good employee.
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Wow, good thing there aren't two
or it'd be "pee-pee."
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[canned laughter]
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Punctuality, preparedness,
and professionalism. Got it?
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Got it, okay. No, I wasn't listening.
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I was still thinking about my hair.
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Here, let me get it for you.
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Now, let's go!
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[theme music playing]
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Hey, Mom?
I'm gonna ride my bike down the stairs.
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What's that? You're at work?
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Sweet.
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Hey, Jakey.
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I thought since we're both alone,
we could spend some time together.
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Now's not the best time, Barbra Jean.
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Jake! You are not gonna ride
that bike down those stairs.
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- It is too dangerous.
- That's what makes it fun.
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Haven't you ever done anything dangerous?
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Well...
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No.
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My parents were really strict and mean.
They never let me do anything.
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I don't see your parents around.
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[chuckles]
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Now, remember, Barbra Jean,
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- If you crash, go limp.
- Yeah.
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All right, on three.
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One, two, and--
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I tried to stop her. The woman's insane!
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You wanna go first?
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You know, that's the least crazy thing
I've seen all day.
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'Cause I get to work with Van, yeah!
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- [Barbra Jean screaming] Yee-haw!
- [clattering on stairs]
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Yeah!
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Yeah.
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So, Reba.
Things didn't go well with Van today?
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Kyra was right.
I should have hired a monkey.
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Oh, Reba, you can't.
The laws are so strict.
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I could just kill Van.
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See, I was showing this house to a couple
for like, the fifth time,
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- when Van comes in, late.
- Mm-hm.
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Grabs a couple of beers
and says to the husband,
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"Hey, dude. You wanna go outside
and shoot some hoops?"
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Men and balls.
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[sing-songs] Bur-da-burp-burp.
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[Reba] Oh, Cheyenne, honey.
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I think I'm having second thoughts
about your husband.
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Too late. Should've piped up
at the wedding.
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Cheyenne, he started
to interfere with my clients.
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I think he cost me sale today.
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Look, Mom. I have got a lot going on.
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For eight hours a day, he's your problem.
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- Fine.
- [door closes]
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When Van gets home,
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- we're gonna have a long chat.
- Yeah.
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'Cause I won't allow him out there
making me look bad.
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[screams] I sold those people the house!
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[grunting excitedly]
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[theme music playing]
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[theme music playing]
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What did you say?
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I said, "I sold those people the house."
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Van, you couldn't have
sold them that house.
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- You were outside, playing basketball.
- That's how I did it.
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I didn't want him to just buy the house.
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I wanted him
to buy the neighborhood, the lifestyle.
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That's how that guy sold me the kayak.
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Well, that's just--
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Wow!
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Good for you.
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Good for us. I couldn't have done it
without you distracting his wife.
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Well, maybe me showing the wife the house
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had something to do with the decision too.
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Nah, after you left,
she was against buying it.
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But then, I showed Cindy the garden,
and she was hooked!
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You see, Mrs. H,
you gotta know your buyer.
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For Tony and Cindy,
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shootin' hoop and buying a few beers
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made that house
feel like that could be their home.
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[sings] ♪ Home, home on the range ♪
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♪ Where the... ♪
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We were singing that.
I'm still kinda buzzed.
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[cellphone ringing]
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Oh, hey.
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Oh! That's Tony and Cindy.
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Hey! Talk to big daddy, Van! Yeah!
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Reba?
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Are you okay? Your...
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Your face is starting
to get all red. It's...
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Starting to match your hair.
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No, I'm fine. I'm happy for Van.
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I think it's great
that he can just waltz in,
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make a sale without even trying
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after I've done
all the groundwork for two weeks.
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- Well, you don't sound happy.
- Well, I am!
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Well, all I know
if that my son-in-law did this--
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Well, which would be weird
'cause, you know, I only have a son,
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which mean Henry would be gay, you know?
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I mean, I'd love him
just the same, you know.
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But I don't think he's gay.
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But he sure does know his colors.
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I'm gonna go home.
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[theme music playing]
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Okay, Jake, if I can't trust you at home,
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I'm gonna hire a babysitter.
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Cool. Babysitters are hot.
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I hate this age. Go upstairs to your room.
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Howdy, partner. Hey, check this out.
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"Montgomery-Hart, 'cause you gotta have...
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"Montgomery."
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See what I did there?
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You thought it'll read, ''Cause you gotta
have Hart." I went the other way.
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I would've gone the normal way,
then again, I'm normal.
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- What's this for, exactly?
- We could be partners.
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[chuckles] No, we really
couldn't be partners
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'cause you don't have
your real estate license.
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Eh, details.
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Ha! Not details. It's the law.
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That is what's so great.
You know the law and I don't care.
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Van, being a real estate agent is hard.
Not everybody can do it.
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Are you forgetting that I sold a house?
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00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:17,421
Are you forgetting
that I own the house you live in?
244
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:22,259
Hey, Van. How'd work go?
How many houses did you sell today?
245
00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:24,053
Still just the one the but the big news
246
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:26,305
is that Mrs. H and I
are gonna be partners.
247
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:28,390
Partners?
248
00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:30,684
I hope you're talking about
fighting crime.
249
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,440
No, and we're not gonna be partners.
250
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:39,235
But, Mrs. H, we'll work so great together.
251
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,445
You come in all stern,
and technical, like,
252
00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:43,364
[grunts] "Look at the closet."
253
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:45,282
"Look at the square footage."
254
00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:47,409
And then, I come in, all cool.
255
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:52,081
"Hey, I'm Van. What's up?
Wanna buy a house?"
256
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:54,458
And they do.
257
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:55,876
You show the house.
258
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:56,961
I sell the house.
259
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,088
You talk 'em to death, I sell the house.
260
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,591
I talk 'em to death, Van?
261
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:04,176
Like talking about the school systems
262
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:05,261
and plumbing and roofing?
263
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,054
She can go on like that for hours.
264
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:11,934
Hey, Van. You may be
misreading the situation.
265
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:15,062
No, I'm not. Are you guys
forgetting that I sold a house?
266
00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:17,606
No! Because you won't let us forget it!
267
00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:24,113
You...
268
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,698
Ripped my flier.
269
00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:32,913
We won't be partners.
We'll never be partners!
270
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,832
In fact, I'll go the other way.
You're fired.
271
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,250
You're firing me?
272
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,751
This came out of the blue.
273
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:39,169
No, really, it didn't.
274
00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:41,338
I had it doodled all over my day planner.
275
00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:44,967
All right, fine.
Fine. I'll get another job.
276
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:48,846
Maybe I should find something
I'm not good at so no one's upset!
277
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:51,473
[door slams]
278
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:59,148
Well, Reba, what happened there?
279
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:01,650
I mean, don't get me wrong,
I'm happy it wasn't me, for once,
280
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,152
but still--
281
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:06,739
I don't know.
282
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,073
I wanna be happy for him.
283
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:10,200
I should be happy for him!
284
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,828
I mean, he's my son-in-law.
He did a great thing!
285
00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:14,538
Yeah. And?
286
00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:16,707
And part of me wants to be happy for him.
287
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:19,919
And the other part
just wants to smack him upside the head.
288
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:25,674
It's totally understandable
you're a bit jealous.
289
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:28,886
I mean, he made a quick sale.
He's young. He's good-lookin'.
290
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:31,347
He eats like a pig
and stays in marvelous shape.
291
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:37,144
I mean, if I weren't exactly like him,
hey, I'd wanna smack him, too.
292
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:38,687
[softly] Yeah.
293
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:43,067
So you don't think I'm a terrible person
for feeling this way
294
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,234
- No.
- [sighs]
295
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:49,323
It's just that it's so easy for him,
and so hard for me.
296
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:50,824
I have a lot ridin' on this.
297
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:53,035
Sometimes I lie in bed at night
298
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,079
and wonder what'll happen
if this don't work out.
299
00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:58,207
Remember when I got out of college
300
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,209
- and we started the dental practice?
- Yeah.
301
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:03,128
I was nervous, made tons of mistakes.
Remember what happened?
302
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,922
We got that malpractice insurance?
303
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,761
[chuckles] No, I relaxed,
and everything worked out.
304
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,263
Okay? You're just too uptight. I mean--
305
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:15,474
Van sold that house
because he was relaxed.
306
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,601
He was just being himself
and people can sense that.
307
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:19,979
You think I should be more like Van?
308
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:22,815
- Well, yeah.
- Oh, come on, Brock!
309
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,109
I got three important
appointments tomorrow,
310
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,528
I can't act like some surfer
on cough medicine.
311
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,071
[laughs]
312
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,449
You don't have to act like him,
313
00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:34,868
You just think like him. Give it a try.
314
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:36,161
No.
315
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:38,831
Okay, fine. Fine, don't change. Be all,
316
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,666
[grunts] "Look at the closets."
317
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:46,171
Okay, fine. I'll think like Van.
318
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,465
- [groans] That hurts.
- [chuckles]
319
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,886
Just make your mind go completely blank.
320
00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:56,306
Hi. I'm Barbra Jean.
321
00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:07,818
[theme music playing]
322
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:16,535
[knocking at door]
323
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:21,123
Van! It's noon.
324
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,667
Get up. Rise and shine.
325
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,254
Oh, man. I was dreaming about waffles!
326
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:29,882
Come on, get up.
327
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,884
Get a tie on, boy. We got work to do.
328
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,720
- I thought you're mad at me.
- Why would you think that?
329
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,765
Because you yelled at me, fired me,
and tore my flier.
330
00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:41,727
I'm sorry about that, Van.
331
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:46,565
I was feelin', well, insecure,
and I was taking it out on you.
332
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:50,069
But I don't feel that way anymore
because you know why?
333
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,445
I sold a house this morning.
334
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:53,989
What? You?
335
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:55,157
Yes. Yes.
336
00:17:56,075 --> 00:18:00,245
I got to thinking you don't take
anything seriously, so I didn't, and,
337
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:01,455
it worked.
338
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:04,249
Can you believe it?
You taught me something.
339
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:10,923
Look, I'm sorry
about all that stuff I said yesterday.
340
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,259
It turns out that we could
really be a good team.
341
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,595
So, Montgomery-Hart is back in business?
342
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:20,307
Well, Hart is.
Montgomery is her valuable assistant,
343
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:21,683
who has lots of talents.
344
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,062
But needs to learn
how to act like a professional.
345
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:29,566
Oh, come on, Mrs. H. You're the only one
at the office that doesn't go for this.
346
00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:31,735
[grunts]
347
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,156
Van, look.
348
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,744
You can have all the good times you want.
349
00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:42,079
But if you don't show up,
350
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,248
act like you know what you're doing
and be prepared,
351
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,833
none of that means anything.
352
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,501
That's something you can learn from me.
353
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:48,961
So get up, get dressed.
354
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,879
And let's sell, sell, sell.
355
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,006
We got a busy day today.
356
00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:55,884
We got two open houses, a caravan, and a--
357
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,725
An empty liquor bottle.
358
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,312
Van, what's this?
359
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,314
Uh...
360
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:13,777
Well, I, uh--
I was gonna put a ship in it.
361
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,950
Van, is this why you've been sleepin' late
362
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,285
and not showing up for stuff?
363
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,246
Because having a few beers
is one thing, but...
364
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,916
Hiding bottles in your closet is not good.
365
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,835
Yeah, but, Mrs. H--
366
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,590
I know.
367
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,884
Van, look. I know it's been
pretty rough for you
368
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,468
since you left football.
369
00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:39,845
But with this real estate thing,
370
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,639
I think you found something
that you can be really good at.
371
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:45,058
And you'd be plumb stupid
372
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:47,060
if you let this drinking mess it all up.
373
00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:49,229
- Okay.
- Van.
374
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,816
You need to promise me, this is gonna end.
375
00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:55,360
I promise.
376
00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:58,947
Good.
377
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:02,034
Get dressed and come on downstairs.
378
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,161
Because next time,
it won't be just a waffle,
379
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:05,746
it'll be the waffle iron.
380
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,791
- Hey, Ma!
- Hi, Cheyenne.
381
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:12,252
All right. So I just dropped
Elizabeth off at daycare.
382
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:14,838
What's wrong?
383
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,133
Is this your bottle?
384
00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:20,594
What? [chuckles awkwardly]
385
00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:22,763
Why would you think that is my bottle?
386
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:25,057
Well, it's not mine,
and if it's not yours,
387
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,351
then our three-year-old
has a major problem.
388
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,564
What's going on, Cheyenne?
389
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:39,238
[soft music playing]
390
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:46,912
[theme music playing]
391
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,605
{\an8}[man] Acme!
392
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:14,982
{\an8}[coughing]
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