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[theme music playing]
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Why are you staring at me?
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I can't help it. You're so cute.
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I remember when you were three-years-old,
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and you sat in your little car seat,
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and you'd play
with your little toy steering wheel,
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and you'd go, "beep, beep. beep, beep."
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Mom.
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Come on. Do it for me. Just one more time.
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"Beep, beep." Come on. "Beep, beep."
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Come on. "Beep, beep."
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Beep, beep.
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Thank You. Thank you. Thank you.
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[engine starts]
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Okay. Now, for your test, remember.
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Hands on the wheel at 10:00 and 2:00.
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[in sing-song] Feet on the pedals,
7:00 and 4:00.
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Just a little driver's humor there.
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- That's good stuff, Mom.
- Thanks.
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Seriously, my test is in an hour.
I just wanna get a little practice.
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- Okay.
- [yells] Crosswalk!
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[engine stops]
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Barbra Jean, are you nuts?
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Yes.
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That's the point.
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Kyra has got to be prepared for anything.
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It is crazy out there on the road.
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It's not very sane here
in the driveway either.
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Okay, Kyra. Let's take it for
a spin around the block.
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Oh, no, no. Not yet.
Let's talk safety first.
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Now, before pulling out,
always check your rear.
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"Check your rear."
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Hey, you guys back from
your practice drive already?
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We haven't left yet. By the time
we actually get to my test,
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I'm gonna be too old to drive.
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Kyra, I'm just trying
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to prepare you
for real driving conditions.
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[yells] "Get off the road, you idiot!"
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"Learn how to drive, moron!"
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Seriously, I hear that all the time.
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Van, do you have
a flashlight or a stun gun
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I could hit her with?
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No hitting in the car.
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- Yeah, no hitting in the car.
- Stop hittin' my seat.
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Oh, how do you like me now, huh?
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All right. All right.
That's it. Everybody out.
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- Thank you.
- Kyra doesn't need to practice.
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Everybody knows
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you take a driving test in a cool car,
you pass.
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[door closes]
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Thanks, Van, for letting me use your car.
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I know you two have
a special relationship.
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Well, not so much anymore.
Cars are a lot like women.
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See, after a year or so, they...
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Let's go take that test.
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- Okay, I'm set.
- [engine starts]
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- Hit it!
- [music playing on stereo]
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[Reba] Ha, hey!
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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♪ With gentle hands ♪
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{\an8}♪ And the heart of a fighter ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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[upbeat music playing]
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[high-pitched voice] Look at me. I'm Kyra.
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I'm so cool.
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Oh. Look at that.
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It's a giant T. rex
in the road. Watch out.
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[imitates crash]
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{\an8}[screams]
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{\an8}[in normal voice] Oh, but here comes Jake
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{\an8}on his motorcycle to save his sister.
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{\an8}[imitates engine revving]
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{\an8}What? He's driving right by?
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{\an8}[imitates engine revving]
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{\an8}Oh. That's right.
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{\an8}She was always so mean to him.
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{\an8}Jake.
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{\an8}You wouldn't let your sister
get eaten by a dinosaur?
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{\an8}Do you know any?
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{\an8}Go upstairs and play in your room.
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{\an8}Okay.
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[imitating Reba's Southern accent]
Look at me. I'm Mom.
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I like bossin' people around.
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Is Kyra back yet? Did she get her license?
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{\an8}She better hurry up and get it soon.
I only have one fingernail left.
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{\an8}[chuckles]
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{\an8}Ah, it just feels so weird,
Kyra her driver's license.
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{\an8}It was like yesterday that
I was teaching her how to ride a bike.
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{\an8}She'd ring that little bell.
"Bring, bring. bring, bring."
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"Beep, beep."
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-"Bring, bring. bring, bring."
-"Beep, beep."
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Hey. Maybe we'll get lucky
and she'll flunk.
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Oh, she's not gonna flunk.
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I told her how to dress for the test.
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You know. Shirt down to here.
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Skirt up to here.
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I'd never even driven a car
before I took my test.
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I have a license to drive a car,
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a motorcycle and an 18-wheeler.
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Oh, yeah.
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And yet she's always here.
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- Ooh.
- Well?
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Bad news.
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- [Reba] Oh.
- Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
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Your insurance rates are goin' up.
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- [Reba squeals]
- Yeah!
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And listen. Don't even
worry about the insurance.
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I got a strong feeling
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that the first person
who walks in my office tomorrow
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is gonna need a root canal.
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Again?
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- That's how I got my engagement ring.
- That's right.
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Congratulations, sweetie.
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What's going on?
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Kyra got her license.
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Oh! Congratulations, Kyra.
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I remember when I got my license.
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I felt so free,
it was like a passport to drive.
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[Van] Yeah.
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I just hope your picture turns out good.
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When I got my license,
my face looked like this.
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Yeah.
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Now every time I get pulled over,
that's the face I have to make.
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You are so lucky, Kyra.
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The three months between when
I got my license and when I got pregnant
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were, like, the best,
most freest times of my life.
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But I don't miss it.
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I mean, more than three months
would have been way too much.
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Okay. Now that you've got your license,
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we have a few rules
we need to go over with ya.
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- Yeah.
- I don't need rules.
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Cheyenne drives,
and she doesn't have rules.
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She's a wife and a mother.
She's not gonna do anything crazy.
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Exactly. Between school and home,
she's practically a prisoner. Huh?
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A bird in a gilded cage.
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- Have fun at school, honey.
- Yeah.
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Caged bird.
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[chuckles nervously]
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Oh, God.
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Okay. First of all, no friends in the car,
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and you have to tell us
where you're goin'.
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You can drive to school,
to the library and home.
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What about Mexico?
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"Bring, bring."
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"Beep, beep."
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Look, honey. I know it sounds
a little strict,
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but maybe this will make up for it.
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Cool. A picture phone.
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And my picture is your screen saver.
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Your picture's my screen saver, too.
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Okay. Use it only for emergencies. Okay?
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Okay. I've got my emergency phone,
and I know the rules.
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So, can I have the keys
to go to the library?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Hey. That's a great idea. I'll drive.
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Brock, let her go.
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We gotta learn
to trust her sometime. Here, honey.
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Thanks.
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Have fun. Buckle up,
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lock the door, and, uh...
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[chuckles] Check your rear.
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- Love you.
- Love you, too.
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And keep that phone on ya at all times.
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Trust her? What is wrong with you?
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Come on, Barbra Jean.
Let's trail her in my car.
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[door closes]
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Wow, Mrs. H. That is so cool of you.
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I wish more parents
trusted their children.
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[chuckles] There's a tracking device
on her phone.
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What?
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She's 16 and mobile.
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This way, even if she doesn't call,
I can go online and find out where she is.
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That's not the Mrs. H I know.
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It's a changing world, Van,
and I'm changin' with it.
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Oh. By the way, they had a special on it,
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so I got you one, too.
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Cool.
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Why do they always turn out that way?
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[theme music playing]
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What are you doin'?
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I'm trying to see how delicate
this GPS tracking thing is.
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I typed in my phone number,
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and the satellite is showing
our neighborhood.
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Hey. Take my phone
and run down the block, will ya?
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You run down the block,
I'll meet ya there.
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- Got ya.
- Yeah.
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Oh, Reba. Thank goodness you're here.
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It's amazing how two people
can feel so differently
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about the same thing.
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Kyra's late.
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She was supposed to be home at 9:00,
and it's four minutes after.
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You know, I tried calling her,
but she won't pick up.
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My gosh, Barbra Jean.
do you know what that means?
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- No.
- She has caller ID.
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It's all right. I trust Kyra.
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How quaint.
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Reba, take it from somebody
whose parents trusted her.
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don't trust her.
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I have a great relationship with Kyra.
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And that relationship is based on respect.
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- Like ours?
- Right.
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Now get out of here.
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You want me to go, I'll go,
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but if she's not home in five minutes,
I'm callin' the police.
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Don't touch the computer!
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I tied my phone to a dog.
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I gotta type in Kyra's phone number.
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I need to track her.
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- A-ha!
- [screams]
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[sighs]
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So that's why you were
acting so calm, hmm?
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A tracking device. Genius.
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No! The dog's headed to a river.
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The phone's not waterproof!
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- Okay. okay.
- [door closes]
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Okay. I just take the coordinates.
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- Uh-huh.
- I type 'em into the map,
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and we find out...
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- Look. Here she is.
- Okay.
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- 428 Hill street.
- Hill street?
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Reba, that is downtown.
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Okay. All right. Let's not panic.
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Okay.
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- We go into the Yellow Pages.
- Mm-hmm.
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Type in the address.
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and we find that Kyra
is perfectly safe at...
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Corkie's Martini Lounge.
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I don't get it.
What's Kyra doin' in a bar?
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- Well, if she's anything like me, she's--
- She's not.
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Okay. All right.
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I mean, what I don't understand is,
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how can a 16-year-old girl get into a bar?
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Oh, Reba. There are a thousand ways.
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I used to crawl in through
the men's room window.
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Barbra Jean--
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And if you're not sensitive to the cold,
you can hide in the beer delivery truck.
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- I'm also licensed to drive one of those.
- Okay.
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- Barbra Jean, that's enough.
- Okay. All right. I know.
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- And I mean for your entire lifetime.
- Okay. Okay.
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- Now let's get down there.
- Hey, Mom.
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Oh, hi, Kyra. Oh, gosh. Kyra.
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Kyra, where have you been?
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- The library.
- Yeah, right.
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More like the "liar-brary."
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00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:03,097
Don't call my daughter a liar.
249
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,266
Unless, of course, you are lying.
250
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,517
And if you are, young lady,
251
00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:08,727
you'd better tell me the truth right now.
252
00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:09,854
- Okay. You got me.
- Okay.
253
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:12,648
On the way home,
I drove the car into the Grand Canyon.
254
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,234
Thelma didn't make it.
255
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:23,075
Very funny.
And why didn't you answer your phone?
256
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:26,162
- Because I traded phones.
- You traded your phone?
257
00:12:26,745 --> 00:12:29,123
Kyra, I bought that phone
for a specific reason.
258
00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:30,374
You mean the tracking device?
259
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:37,006
Tracking device? [blows raspberry]
260
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:39,341
- Can you believe her?
- [scoffing] Oh, yeah.
261
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:46,223
Mom, you're not the first parent
to try and pull that one.
262
00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:47,975
I just thought you were better than that.
263
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:50,227
I think we all were a little disappointed.
264
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,773
Oh, shut up. You need
to get that phone back.
265
00:12:54,773 --> 00:12:56,775
And I don't like
this person you traded with.
266
00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,986
I don't really either. It's Cheyenne.
267
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,493
What is Cheyenne doin' in a bar?
268
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,744
Cheyenne's not at a bar.
269
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:09,079
She has biology lab on Tuesday night.
270
00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:10,748
Reba, take it from
271
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,958
someone whose parents trusted her.
272
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:16,378
There is no such thing as a biology lab.
273
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:26,388
[theme music playing]
274
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:35,731
[sighs] Well, that doorman
was very polite.
275
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,983
Yeah, except you were "honey,"
and I was "ma'am."
276
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:42,404
Hey. This is a karaoke bar.
277
00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:43,906
Oh, my gosh, Reba. Let's sing.
278
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,199
Oh, my gosh. Let's not.
279
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,245
I don't think Cheyenne
would come to a karaoke bar.
280
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,705
That GPS thingy was a rip-off.
281
00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:53,874
Okay. Everybody having
a good time tonight?
282
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:55,751
- [screams]
- [shushes]
283
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,294
[mouths words]
284
00:13:57,419 --> 00:14:00,005
Well, keep enjoying yourselves,
ladies and gentlemen,
285
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,465
but remember one thing.
286
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:03,968
There's got to be a morning after.
287
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:12,685
[off-key]
♪ There's got to be a morning after ♪
288
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:17,690
♪ If we can hold on to the night ♪
289
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:18,816
[Cheyenne laughs]
290
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:24,947
♪ There's a chance to find sunshine ♪
291
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:30,077
♪ If we keep on lookin' for the light... ♪
292
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,707
You think that used to be a song?
293
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,792
Oh, my gosh.
294
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,629
No wonder Elizabeth used to cry
every time she sang to her.
295
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:46,927
♪ If you keep on lookin' for the light ♪
296
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:50,890
Oh, boy. I don't understand it.
Why didn't she tell us she was singin'?
297
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,349
- Would you?
- Okay.
298
00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:54,018
♪ Keep on lookin' ♪
299
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:57,980
♪ For the light ♪
300
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,067
- Thank you.
- [applause]
301
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,737
[giggles] Thank you. Thank you.
302
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:05,988
Good night.
303
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,533
Oh, no. Oh, no. She's seen us.
304
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:12,745
This could be awkward.
Quick. Start a bar fight.
305
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,457
Mom, Barbra Jean.
306
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,208
Oh! Cheyenne.
307
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:21,003
What are you lookin' at, blondie? Huh?
308
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,172
[whispers] Stop it.
309
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,299
What are you guys doing here?
310
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,551
We thought it'd be a fun place
to meet all our friends,
311
00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:29,178
here at the biology lab.
312
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:32,389
Okay, fine. I-- I didn't go
to the biology lab,
313
00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:35,267
but I didn't want anyone
to know I was here.
314
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,977
Gee, I wonder why.
315
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:45,569
I mean, man, that chick
definitely wants a piece of me.
316
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:46,737
Yeah, bring it.
317
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:49,573
Cheyenne.
318
00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:51,492
- Honey, what's goin' on?
- Nothing.
319
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:54,662
I just paid eight bucks to park,
four bucks to get in here.
320
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,539
Now, I think you owe me
about 12 dollars' worth of explanation.
321
00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:58,624
Okay.
322
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:01,752
Mom, when did you first realize
323
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:04,254
that you were old and your life was over?
324
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:14,139
I hadn't, but thanks for the update.
325
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,433
Oh. Sorry.
326
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,644
Every day, I wake up,
327
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,646
and I know exactly
what my day is gonna be like.
328
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:23,357
And the next one and the one after that.
329
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:25,526
Some people look at that as security.
330
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:28,195
Yeah. Some people look at that as a rut.
331
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:31,782
I mean, Mom, look at all these people
around here, okay? They're about my age,
332
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:35,244
and they're not wives and moms.
They're j-- They're just people.
333
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:36,704
Don't get me wrong.
334
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,956
I love being a wife and a mom. It's just...
335
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:42,292
I don't know.
You probably think I'm so weird.
336
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:44,294
Honey, no, I don't.
337
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:46,797
Everybody feels like that
from time to time.
338
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:50,050
"Who am I?" "Why am I here?"
339
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:54,054
"Why didn't I lock the door when
Barbra Jean was walking up the driveway?"
340
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,810
Have you talked to Van about this?
341
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,938
No. This is something that
I'm sure he wouldn't understand.
342
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:04,606
Van's always known who he is.
343
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,150
He's a football player.
344
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:10,279
Cheyenne, Van doesn't
play football anymore.
345
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,907
He's a guy that wakes up
every morning not knowing
346
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:15,701
what his day's gonna be like.
347
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,871
He probably feels like he's in a rut, too.
348
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,542
- We just had to grow up so fast.
- I know.
349
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:27,421
You know what? You...
350
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,965
You're smart for wanting
to keep an eye on Kyra.
351
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:31,550
Well, I needed a hobby.
352
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,721
Now that I'm old and my life is over.
353
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:39,099
[chuckles]
354
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:43,771
Cheyenne, you realize that you can't
keep coming down here by yourself.
355
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:46,523
Yeah. But I was getting really good.
356
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,989
- Hey. Are you guys done talkin'?
- Yeah.
357
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:56,533
- Barbra Jean, you ready to go?
- Yeah. After this. Hit it!
358
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:59,286
[lively music playing]
359
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:01,455
♪ Workin' nine to five ♪
360
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:04,124
- ♪ What a way to make a... ♪
- ♪ Livin' ♪
361
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:06,460
♪ Barely gettin' by ♪
362
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,879
- ♪ It's all taking and no... ♪
- ♪ Givin' ♪
363
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,173
♪ They just use your mind ♪
364
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,634
♪ And they never give you credit ♪
365
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:16,470
♪ It's enough to drive you ♪
366
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,806
♪ Crazy if you let it ♪
367
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,891
♪ Nine to five ♪
368
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:23,310
- ♪ What a way to make a... ♪
- ♪ Livin' ♪
369
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,604
♪ Barely gettin' by ♪
370
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:28,023
- ♪ It's all taking and no... ♪
- ♪ Givin' ♪
371
00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:30,275
♪ They just use your mind ♪
372
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,778
♪ And they never give you credit ♪
373
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,905
- ♪ It's enough to drive you... ♪
- Yeah!
374
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:38,158
♪ Crazy if you let it ♪
375
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:40,327
- ♪ Nine to five ♪
- [crowd cheering]
376
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:42,621
♪ What a way to make a living... ♪
377
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:50,587
Hey.
378
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:52,005
Hey, sweetie. How was school?
379
00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:54,675
Oh, it was swell.
Yeah, just like yesterday.
380
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:57,636
And hey. Good news.
Tomorrow I need to do it all over again.
381
00:18:58,595 --> 00:18:59,805
I gotta go bathe Elizabeth.
382
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:02,432
Ah. Bathed, read to, and already asleep.
383
00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:04,393
Oh, thanks, Mom.
384
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,145
You're welcome. Go have fun.
385
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,312
[chuckles]
386
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:12,317
Welcome to DJ Van's Karaoke Palace.
387
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:17,531
Looks like we got a live one
walking on the stage here.
388
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,908
- Oh, no. Did mom tell you?
- Yeah.
389
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,827
- Are you mad at me?
- I was at first,
390
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,453
but then I got one of these,
391
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:25,831
and now I get it.
392
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:30,127
Look. Van, the reason that--
393
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,212
No. I know why you did it, Cheyenne.
394
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:35,507
I just wish you would've told me
what you were going through.
395
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:38,302
You've been there for me,
and I'll always be there for you.
396
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,470
You're so sweet.
397
00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:43,891
And from now on, we sing together.
398
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,143
Oh. [giggles]
399
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:49,021
- [piano music playing]
- Oh! [giggles]
400
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:53,108
[off-key]
♪ There's got to be a morning after ♪
401
00:19:55,611 --> 00:20:00,282
[giggles] ♪ If we hold on to the night ♪
402
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:01,325
Cheyenne.
403
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:04,203
You are really good.
404
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:11,710
♪ If you keep on lookin' for the light ♪
405
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:17,090
♪ There's got to be a morning after ♪
406
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:22,763
♪ If we hold on to the night... ♪
407
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,806
[howls]
408
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,020
[theme music playing]
409
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:01,009
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