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[theme music playing]
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- Hey, Jake.
- Hey, Mom.
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Hey, man who could have dropped
Jake off in the driveway
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instead of coming into my house.
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Yes, I could have,
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but then I would have missed this.
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- go on, Jake.
- First of all, Mom, I love you.
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Jake, did you call your teacher
"big mama" again?
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- Mom, you're so funny.
- Yeah.
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Speaking of funny, what do you think
about beauty pageants?
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Well, Jake, I think beauty pageants
are fine for some people,
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but you really ought to stick with soccer.
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Mom, stop! My sides.
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We're having a fund-raiser at school.
It's a pageant for grandmas.
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Oh! A grandma pageant.
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Really. [chuckles]
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Little old ladies going up
on stage struttin' their stuff?
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- Mm-hmm.
- That is hilarious.
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[chuckling] Yeah. Yeah,
but that's not the funny part.
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I signed you up.
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[Reba] Ha, hey!
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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♪ With gentle hands ♪
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{\an8}♪ And the heart of a fighter ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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{\an8}Mrs. H, I thought of the perfect thing
for you to wear at your pageant.
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{\an8}- Best of all, it's patriotic.
- What exactly could that be?
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{\an8}Red hair, white face, blue hat,
you are a flag.
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Yeah!
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Reba?
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{\an8}You've told me a thousand times,
and I've never listened.
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{\an8}You're right. I should
just keep my mouth shut.
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I'm just apologizing in advance.
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{\an8}Guess what I am.
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The new fruit in the Fruit of the Loom?
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{\an8}Brock told me about the pageant.
isn't it exciting?
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{\an8}What are you doin'?
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{\an8}I know that Jake felt
obligated to ask you,
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{\an8}but I just wanted to show him
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{\an8}what other options were available.
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After all, I am a step-grandma.
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With the brains of a "step-ladder."
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Wow, Barbra Jean.
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{\an8}- You look fantastic.
- Oh, this?
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{\an8}This was easy.
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{\an8}You know, just an old pageant gown,
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{\an8}some hair spray and makeup
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{\an8}and three strategically placed
rubber bands.
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- [snap]
- [groans]
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Two. Two rubber bands.
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Five.
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Yeah, we started with five rubber bands.
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Okay. Now, Jake,
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if you allow me to represent you
in the pageant,
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I have several song options
for the talent portion.
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Now, first, and a-one, and a-two!
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♪ I'm a Yankee doodle dandy ♪
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♪ Yankee doodle do or die ♪
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Now something more sedate,
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like this.
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♪ Ave maria ♪
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♪ Gratia de maria ♪
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Break it down, Mary!
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Yeah!
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[panting]
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I need a beer.
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[clears throat] Yeah, right behind you.
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Hey. Oh, no.
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- Did I miss Mary breaking it down? No.
- I could do it again. Okay.
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- So anyway, somebody ask me a question.
- Okay.
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What's wrong with you?
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I meant a pageant question.
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What exactly is missing from your life
that would make you enter a pageant?
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That's a good question, Bob.
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I wanna be a role model,
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not just to grandmas,
but to all people everywhere.
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Hey, now.
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To show compassion for the human race
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by visiting children's wards,
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volunteering at retirement homes
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and reading to the eyeless.
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- You mean to the blind?
- No.
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I mean the eyeless who can see.
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Okay, gee whiz. [laughs]
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Wow, Barbra Jean.
Your speech was really good.
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And you sure do know how to tap.
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Yeah, but tap-dancing to that song
was just a little disrespectful.
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Now, if you wore a nun's costume, that--
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No. You know what?
I hear that's a tough habit to break.
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No, you're right, Jake,
she would be great.
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but you know, you kind of already
did ask your mom,
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And, well, if Barbra Jean's in it,
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she's gonna make my life miserable.
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Actually, Brock, as I recall,
you picked me first, too.
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So, Mom, you don't care
if Barbra Jean takes your place?
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No, she doesn't care.
You don't care, do you, Reba?
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Oh, not at all. No, no. Barbra Jean
is really good at these sort of things.
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Truly, she's a natural.
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So, Jake, you pick whichever one you want,
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and it won't hurt my feelings at all.
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- Well--
- [whispering] Pick me, pick me!
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I guess I pick Barbra Jean.
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Yes! [laughs]
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I mean, thank you,
and I hope I can live up
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to the confidence
and expectations you have in me.
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Okay.
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Well, looks like I'm out of the pageant,
so I'm gonna go have me some pie.
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[chuckling]
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Mom, you can't let Barbra Jean
enter that pageant.
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Why not? Old people
need to laugh too. [cackles]
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Jake wanted you to be in the contest.
that's why he came up with the idea.
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What are you talking about?
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It was his idea for the fund-raiser.
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He told his buddies
that you were gonna win
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because you're the youngest,
coolest grandma.
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He did?
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Yeah, and he's a hard-enough kid
to like without them seeing that.
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Oh, man! I didn't know it was
so important to him.
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Of course I'll do it.
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Hey, Reba, do you have any juggling pins?
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Yes, Barbra Jean.
they're in the backyard under the big top.
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You won't need 'em, Barbra Jean.
I've decided to enter the pageant.
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[chuckles] Well, that's okay.
You don't have to.
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I think it's important
to Jake that I do it.
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Well, what I think
is important to Jake [chuckles]
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is that somebody win,
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and let's face it, I have a better chance.
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Really? And why would you say that?
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Well, because I have experience.
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I have won four beauty contests already.
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Miss Value Mart, Miss Knox County P&E,
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Miss Tastee Freez,
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and a wet t-shirt contest
down in Galveston.
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[pops lips]
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Why is it the stuff that
normal people try to forget...
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you brag about?
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Reba, try not to think of it
as you not being in the contest.
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Think of it as me saving you from
making a fool of yourself.
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Do you have a full-length mirror
in your house?
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Reba, you have a great many talents.
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You make a nice omelet. [giggles]
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But in this, you're out of your league.
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Barbra Jean, I'm entering this pageant
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because I don't want to disappoint Jake,
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but I'm gonna whip your butt.
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That will be the icing on the cake.
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Oh, well, bring it on, peaches.
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Bring it... on!
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[theme music playing]
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Hey. I thought I'd wear
my cousin's dress in the pageant.
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She got married three times
in this thing. It's lucky.
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Mom, you're gonna be in a beauty pageant.
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You have to wear something flashy.
Something that catches the eye.
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Or turn Your head into a flag.
I'm telling you.
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I'm sure if we look
way in the back of your closet,
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we can find something sexy.
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Cheyenne, I've had three children.
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the only thing sexy in my closet
is an old nursing bra.
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Hey! Not in front of me.
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We'll go shopping tomorrow.
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Have you thought about
your talent routine?
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Yes! I'm gonna do a comedy routine.
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Oh, merciful God, no.
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Look, I've been watching a lot
of late-night comics, and it looks easy.
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All I need is a little practice,
and I can be as funny as they are.
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So sit back, shut up and laugh.
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- Might want to work on your intro.
- Yeah.
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So it's great to be here with you tonight.
[laughs]
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You know, I'm divorced,
so I'm back in the datin' world again.
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Datin'. Wow!
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How many of you here are...
are single tonight?
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[whispering] One, two, three, four, five.
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So you know
what I'm talking about. [laughs]
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So, New York. Wow. [laughs]
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How many of you are here from New York?
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[mouthing words]
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Man, cats and dogs
sure are different, huh?
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- [laughs]
- You suck!
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I'm sorry, Mrs. H,
but that's what they do at the clubs.
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Mom, no offense, but I really...
I don't think stand-up's your thing.
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Well, I can't do anything else.
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Comedy's all I know.
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We have our work cut out for us.
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[motivational music playing]
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[inaudible]
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[inaudible]
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[inaudible]
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[inaudible]
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[theme music playing]
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Come on in, Mom.
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Cheyenne, I feel overdressed... for Vegas.
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- Mom, you look fabulous.
- Thank you.
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And considering what you did look like,
I'm brilliant.
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Okay, I have to go.
I found a set of teeth.
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- Hello, Reba.
- Barbra Jean.
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Oh. Oh.
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Mew. Mew.
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I like your speech.
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Makes you sound smart.
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I'm practicin' my elocution.
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One more weapon in my arsenal
with which to defeat you.
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You. You.
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I feel like I'm staring into a fish tank.
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Hey. I got your stuff, honey.
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- The, uh... And, uh...
- Yeah.
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- Hey, Reba.
- Hey.
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Listen, you two,
I want you to remember something.
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This pageant is for the school.
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It's not a competition
between the two of you.
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So no matter who wins or loses,
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the most important thing is,
don't take it out on me.
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Ha. The old Vaseline trick, eh?
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[laughs] You newbies just kill me.
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Hope you know
if you put too much of that on,
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your lips get all slippery
and you start to slur your words.
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[slurring] Thanks,
but I can handle this on my own.
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[orchestra music playing]
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[man on P.A.] Ladies and gentlemen,
please take your seats.
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The pageant's gonna start soon.
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Shouldn't you go change? [chuckles]
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Shouldn't you apply
some more rubber bands?
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[chuckles] Shouldn't you go...
Shouldn't you go...
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That was the good one.
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Okay, I'm looking for Grandma Hart.
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- Oh, that'd be me.
- That's me.
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I'm sorry, but we can only
have one grandma for each family.
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So which of you is going
to represent the Harts?
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- That'd be me.
- Me.
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Okay. Why don't you two work it out,
and I'll check back with you.
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Okay.
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If there's only gonna be one of us,
that one is gonna be me.
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Oh, well, I don't think so.
That crown is mine.
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I'm Elizabeth's real grandma. You're just
a crazy woman who married grandpa.
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But I have to be in this one.
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Why?
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How many to you have to win
until it's enough?
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- One.
- What?
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You heard me.
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I just wanna win one.
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Wait a minute.
What about all those other pageants?
245
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I thought you were Miss Frozen Meats
or something.
246
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It was Miss Tastee Freez,
and I came in last.
247
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I always come in last.
248
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Even at the wet t-shirt contest.
249
00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,835
How was I supposed to know
it was a gay bar?
250
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:31,508
Well, if none of 'em ever worked out,
251
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why the heck did you want
to enter another pageant?
252
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Well, I figured
253
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I could finally whup
a bunch of old grandmas.
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I didn't figure that one of those
old grandmas was gonna be you.
255
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Who's gonna vote for me
if you're in the contest?
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- Barbra Jean--
- You know...
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ever since I was a little girl...
258
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all I ever wanted to be
was a beauty queen.
259
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They were...
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00:17:57,284 --> 00:18:00,245
They were like... beautiful queens.
261
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But in real life,
262
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they were just small-town girls
that worked at the Piggly Wiggly.
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Just like me.
264
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So, do we have a Grandma Hart yet?
265
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Yes. It's her.
266
00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:26,522
Good. Ladies, we'll be filing
on stage in just a minute.
267
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Reba, why'd you do that?
268
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Because I know how much it means to you.
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- You'll be great, Barbra Jean.
- Thanks.
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Oh. Excuse me.
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Just between us grandmas,
I am hotter-looking than she is, right?
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Good luck.
273
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:23,912
Oh, man. It feels so good
to get out of those high heels.
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Oh, tell me about it.
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[clears throat] Ladies and gentlemen,
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presenting the reigning queen...
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of the Parker Elementary School
Pageant of Grandmas,
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Mrs. Barbra Jean Hart.
279
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Thank you. thank you.
280
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That's the way she's gonna enter
every room for the next six months.
281
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I'm very happy for you, Barbra Jean.
282
00:19:57,946 --> 00:20:00,532
Oh, honey, can you get me a soda?
283
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:04,786
What took you guys so long?
284
00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:07,039
We had to stop and buy a tiara.
285
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,665
- Hey, they should have had one.
- Yeah.
286
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,544
- Here's your pie, Van.
- Oh, thanks.
287
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:15,339
- Hey, can you get me a soda?
- What am I, your wife?
288
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:21,386
Hey, Jake, you okay with it that
I didn't get to enter the contest?
289
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:25,057
Yeah. It was way better that
Barbra Jean entered. She was awesome.
290
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- Oh!
- My friends thought it was so cool
291
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:31,688
when your baton lit the curtain on fire.
292
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Those old ladies sure can run, can't they?
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[theme music playing]
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{\an8}[voiceover] ACME! [coughing]
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