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Come on. Come on. Come on.
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Ooh.
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Ooh.
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Hey, Van. Is Reba here?
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I have got big, big news.
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Ooh! Tell me.
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Oh, I can't. It's too personal.
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Too personal?
Barbra Jean, you're my stepmother-in-law,
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partial grandmother to my child,
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the woman that I may one day
have to put in a home.
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- You'd put me in a home?
- In a heartbeat.
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That is so sweet. But, no.
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[door opens]
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- Oh, great.
- [clears throat] All right, now scoot.
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I don't know how much longer
I can hold this in.
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Fine. No home for you.
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You can forget about pudding,
and you can diaper yourself.
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Okay, Reba, I have got huge news. Huge!
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Barbra Jean, I've had a long, bad day,
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and the last thing I wanna do
is sit here and pretend
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that I'm interested
in anything you have to say.
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That's also true on a good day.
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I have a crush on my marriage counselor.
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Tell me.
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[Reba] Ha-hey!
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{\an8}[singing]
♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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{\an8}♪ With gentle hands
And the heart of a fighter ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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[upbeat music playing]
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Barbra Jean has the hots
for her marriage counselor.
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Shut up.
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- No, you shut up.
- No, you shut up.
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[loud whisper]
I'm serious! They'll hear us!
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{\an8}Oh, Reba, Dr. Morgan is so dreamy.
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{\an8}And I know he's paid to listen,
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{\an8}but the way he hangs on my every word,
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{\an8}it's like he's doin' it for free.
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{\an8}Okay, clearly,
you've got to stop seein' the man.
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{\an8}Oh, I can't.
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{\an8}I already made Brock
fire our last two counselors.
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{\an8}If I do it again, he's gonna ask why.
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{\an8}What am I gonna say?
Oh. I can't look at him without purring.
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{\an8}[purring]
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Talk it over with Dr. Morgan.
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I'm sure he's dealt
with this kind of situation before.
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{\an8}Okay. All right, I will.
Will you go with me?
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{\an8}- No!
- Reba, please?
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{\an8}I can't do this alone. I'm weak.
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{\an8}People only think I'm strong
'cause I'm tall.
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{\an8}I understand,
just like they all think you're crazy,
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{\an8}'cause ya are.
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{\an8}[murmurs]
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[Van] Oh.
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[Cheyenne] Hey, Mom, what ya doin'?
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Yeah. Is there anything
interesting going on?
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- 'Cause there's nothin' going on here.
- Nope.
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You can cut the act.
I know you guys were listenin'.
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Oh, good. It's so hard for me
to convince people I don't know anything.
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Mom, you have to go down there
with Barbra Jean.
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Why? All she has to do
is go talk to the man.
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And even she can do that.
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No, no, no, no.
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Talking is exactly
how you get yourself into trouble.
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Eventually, you run out of words,
and then clothes start flying.
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Mm-hmm. If we had better vocabularies,
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you wouldn't be a grandma.
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Nothin' is gonna happen between them.
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Well, maybe not, but what could happen
is that Barbra Jean says it the wrong way,
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and it somehow gets back to Dad.
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Their marriage
is in a fragile place right now.
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Everything could be lost
if Barbra Jean starts dating.
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Mom, you've gotta go down there with her.
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Why? When did Barbra Jean
become my responsibility?
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[chuckles] When your husband married her.
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Look, Mom, Barbra Jean needs your help.
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And if you don't go down there
with her, we will.
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[Van] Yeah. We will.
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And I can't promise you
if things get heated up,
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I won't open up a can of whoop-ass
on Dr. Delicious.
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Don't make him open up the can, Mom.
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Not a good enough reason.
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Fine.
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But all I know is...
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the better she gets along with Dad,
the less she's over here.
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Well, that's a good enough reason.
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[lively instrumental music playing]
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Is this weird? This is weird, isn't it?
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Reba, I don't want him to think I'm weird.
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Barbra Jean, the man deals with crackpots
and head cases all day.
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If you could seem normal anywhere,
it'd be here.
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Aww, thanks, Reba.
You always know what to say.
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Speakin' of,
what are you gonna say to him?
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I was thinking I'd start with,
"Run for the hills!"
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I'm not gonna say anything.
I'm just along for the ride.
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Oh, but you have to.
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Just seein' him
gets me all tongue-tied and giggly.
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Oh, for the love
of grits and gravy, Barbra Jean,
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you're a grown woman.
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Quit actin' like a little, silly-- Yum.
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[imperceptible]
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I know.
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He's like...
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orange chicken for the eyes.
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- Well, hey, Barbra Jean.
- [forced chuckle]
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This is an unexpected pleasure.
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[chuckles nervously] Oh, for me too.
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Every time's a pleasure.
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Well, you know, I don't mean
a "pleasure" pleasure.
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You know, like a pleasure. [giggles]
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I just mean pleasure. [laughs]
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Oh, my gosh.
Why can't I stop sayin' that word?
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[giggling flirtatiously]
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Hi, I'm Reba Hart. I just came along
to keep her from babblin'.
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I've let her down.
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Hi. I'm, uh, Jack Morgan.
It's nice to meet you.
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You, too.
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Okay, Reba, you can go now.
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What? Two seconds ago,
you wanted me to do all the talkin'.
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Well, yes, uh, that was before you started
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actin' like I just introduced you
to Davy Jones of the Monkees.
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Uh, I'm sorry.
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Is there something going on
I should know about?
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- [chuckles awkwardly]
- Ask her.
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[grunts]
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[gasps] Oh. Well, it's, um...
It's... It's funny, really.
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Yeah. Bee-bop. [giggles]
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Um, I just, uh... I, uh... I think...
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I think you're-- Oh, God, you smell good.
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What she's tryin' to say
is she has a problem
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because she is attracted to you.
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- Oh, you do smell good.
- I know.
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Okay, no, I see.
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Barbra Jean, I know you love Brock.
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Oh! I do.
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I really... I really do.
I'm evil. That's all.
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No. You're going through
something called transference.
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It's when somebody in your situation
becomes attracted to their therapist.
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Even some of the nerdy doctors get it.
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So... So I'm not bad?
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You don't wanna...
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punish me?
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- Trust me. No, no. You're a good person.
- [sighs in relief]
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But since you're still flirting with me,
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I should refer you and Brock
to somebody else. So, um, I'll tell Brock
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that it's because I've taken on too much.
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Oh, Doctor, you...
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are a wonderful, wonderful man.
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Oh, God.
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[muffled grunting]
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[singing] ♪ Amazing grace ♪
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♪ How sweet... ♪
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She took my gum.
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[chuckles silently]
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[Dr. Morgan clears throat]
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You know, you handled that pretty well.
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Well, thanks. It...
It does happen to therapists quite a bit.
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I've had patients fall for me before.
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I'll bet.
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I mean... [chuckles] Yeah, people are weak.
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I... I guess I'd better go.
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- Um, Reba--
- Dr. Morgan--
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- Go ahead.
- No, please, you go first.
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I was just wonderin',
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since, uh, you're not seeing
Brock and Barbra Jean anymore
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maybe I could take their spot?
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Oh, you're married?
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No, no. I'm not even seein' anyone.
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Yet you feel the need
for marriage counseling?
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Oh. Yeah. [chuckling] Silly me.
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No, I just thought it would be neat
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for you and I to kind of sit down and chat
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either here or in a dimly-lit
Italian restaurant. Either way.
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Oh. Are you asking me out?
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Or do you actually
wanna see me as a patient?
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What do you suggest? You're the doctor.
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If you're asking
to see me as a patient, you pay.
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If you're asking me out, I pay.
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Oh, good. Let's go with the second.
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[lively instrumental music playing]
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[quirky music playing]
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- Oh, Cheyenne. There you are.
- Hey.
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Hey, I need you to do me some favors.
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- I need you to switch the laundry...
- [faucet running]
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...watch Jake tonight
and pick up some milk at the store.
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Why?
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'Cause I sold the cow
for some magic beans.
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No, no, no. I mean about watching Jake.
What are you doin' tonight?
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I have a date.
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A date?
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You don't date.
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Yes, I do. Theoretically.
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Who is it?
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Is it the butcher with the lazy eye?
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No.
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The delivery guy with the hump?
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- Ew!
- His name is Dr. Morgan.
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And for your information,
he's prettier than me.
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Dr. Morgan. Dr. Morgan.
Where do I know that name from?
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It'll come to you.
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Hey, Mrs. H. What's new?
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Dr. Morgan! She is dating Dad
and Barbra Jean's marriage counselor.
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Is that true?
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Yes.
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But in my defense, he's very hot.
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- Well, does she know?
- Does who know?
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Don't play dumb with me.
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I practically invented that. You know who.
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Barbra Jean. Did you ask her if it's okay?
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Why should I?
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Barbra Jean didn't get my permission
when she dated Brock.
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So you're saying
you're no better than Barbra Jean?
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Ooh! [chuckles]
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[gasps] Burn.
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Try not askin' her now.
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Fine. I'll do it.
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Wish I could trade you kids
for some magic beans.
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[lively instrumental music playing]
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- Hey, Brock.
- Hey, Reba.
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Whatcha doin', washin' your wig?
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Seriously, you and the dog
have the same hair.
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- Oh, hey, Reba.
- Hey.
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Oh! Don't they just look adorable?
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My little precious and my big precious.
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It was then he realized
that masculine feeling
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- would never return.
- Mm.
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So, Reba, what brings you by?
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Well, I just wanted to come by
and tell ya somethin'.
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I have a date.
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- Ooh!
- Oh.
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Way to go, hot stuff.
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Is it the butcher with the lazy eye?
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No.
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Oh, Reba, it's not Harry the Hump?
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- It's Dr. Morgan.
- [dishes clatter]
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- Barbra Jean, are you okay?
- Hmm?
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[chuckles] Yeah, I'm... I'm fine. I...
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just lost the feeling
in my head there for a second.
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You know how it does.
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- So, you okay with this?
- Oh, yeah.
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I mean, yeah, of course. I'm fine. Mm-hmm.
245
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Yeah. I mean, why would I care
246
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that you're gonna go out with my man?
[scoffs]
247
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I mean, our man, you know.
[chuckles awkwardly]
248
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Our counselor. [muffled grunt]
249
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There is just
one tiny little problem, though.
250
00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:58,944
Yeah? What's that?
251
00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:00,237
He's gay.
252
00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:03,407
- What? Oh, Brock, he's not gay.
- Of course not.
253
00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:05,242
Why'd you say somethin' stupid like that?
254
00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:07,161
Please, look at the guy.
255
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:10,456
Stylish haircut,
killer smile, tan. [chuckles]
256
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:13,584
Seems like a guy
who's a little too into his appearance.
257
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,587
Oh, great.
258
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:19,298
Now my hands are all wrinkled
from the stupid bath.
259
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:25,638
So anyhow, I just wanted to come by
and tell you about my date.
260
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- Glad you don't have a problem with it.
- [chuckles]
261
00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:31,060
Brock, honey, I got a little headache.
Could you get me some aspirin?
262
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,978
- Oh, yeah. Sure, honey.
- [Barbra] Okay.
263
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- I've gotta get some hand cream anyway.
- Right.
264
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:41,362
Well, so you finally got me, huh?
Ya paid me back.
265
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,781
I took your man,
so now you're gonna take mine?
266
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,242
I didn't take your man.
You already have one.
267
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:49,119
That's all you get.
They're not collectibles.
268
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,998
You were never my friend, were you?
269
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,875
You just wanted to keep me close
270
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:57,795
until the day
you could deliver your traitorous blow.
271
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:02,174
Well, congratulations, peaches.
272
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:05,427
You killed somethin' today:
my respect for you.
273
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:07,012
- Oh, Barbra Jean.
- Oh, no, no, no.
274
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:08,889
You don't get to call me by my first name.
275
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:12,977
No, that is reserved for my friends
and people doin' roll call.
276
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,897
- Here you go, honey.
- Ah. Mm.
277
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:20,818
- Did I miss something?
- Oh! No, no.
278
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:25,531
I was just lettin' Reba know
how happy I am about her date.
279
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:28,993
Yeah, we all are. [chuckles]
280
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:32,997
Are you crazy?
You can't go out with Dr. Morgan.
281
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,498
Barbra Jean likes him.
282
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:39,503
- You knew?
- Well, of course I knew.
283
00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:42,423
My wife is many things.
Subtle is not one of 'em.
284
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:45,050
Well, then why did you say he was gay?
285
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,469
Oh, I just like to needle her.
286
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:52,349
Oh, great. Now I have dog hair
all over my favorite sweater.
287
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:56,186
So you don't have a problem with this?
288
00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:58,355
Please. Barbra Jean loves me.
289
00:14:58,355 --> 00:15:01,692
She would never do anything.
She has crushes all the time.
290
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:05,779
Besides, do I look like a guy
who would feel threatened by anyone?
291
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:11,869
So, if she has a new crush every week,
why can't I go out with the guy?
292
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,038
It's not about him and Barbra Jean.
293
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:16,165
It's about you and Barbra Jean.
294
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:19,001
Look, if you ask her what quality
she admires most in a person,
295
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,419
she'll say it's loyalty.
296
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:23,130
And if you ask her
what person has that quality most,
297
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,298
she'll say it's Reba.
298
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,383
She looks up to you,
299
00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:28,677
and she'd be devastated
if she thought you betrayed her.
300
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:32,014
- I'm not betraying her.
- I know. You have every right to do this.
301
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:35,225
I'm just telling you,
it will really hurt Barbra Jean.
302
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:36,727
As far as she's concerned,
303
00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:40,689
she would never, ever go out
with a guy that you liked.
304
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:47,029
Now. Now! She wouldn't go out
with a guy you liked now.
305
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,865
[quirky music playing]
306
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,457
- Wow, you got a beautiful house.
- Thanks.
307
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,919
You wanna come in? [humorously]
I'm pretty sure my parents are asleep.
308
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:05,130
- Hey.
- [Morgan] Hey.
309
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,465
Looks like your mom waited up.
310
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:11,136
Sweetheart, what are you doin' here?
I thought Cheyenne was babysittin'?
311
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:14,306
She wanted me to cover for her
and something about a sale at the mall
312
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,350
and would I mind
making up a story for Mom.
313
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:18,560
So anyway, she's studying.
314
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,105
Kyra, this is Dr. Morgan.
315
00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:23,190
Hey, nice to meet you.
316
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:25,150
Wow. Has Dad seen him?
317
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,570
I used to be his marriage counselor.
318
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:30,489
[chuckles]
319
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,199
Someday, I'm gonna write a book.
320
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,996
[sighs] Wow. That was
a great restaurant you picked.
321
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,747
I haven't had Chinese in a while.
322
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:42,042
Ah, well, for some reason,
I had a craving for orange chicken.
323
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:48,132
I... I had a terrific time tonight.
324
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:49,299
Yeah, me, too.
325
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:56,974
Whoo. That was just almost
one of those kissin' moments, wasn't it?
326
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,436
I'm, uh... I'm sorry. It was too fast.
327
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:03,022
No, no, no. No, I should be sorry.
328
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:05,941
I keep thinkin' about Barbra Jean.
329
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,114
It's just she likes me so much.
330
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,659
I like you, too.
331
00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:36,013
Ooh, boy, that was good.
332
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:40,017
I was kinda hopin' that would stink.
333
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,853
Yeah, that was mostly just my lower lip.
334
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,859
I... I just can't do this.
335
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:51,320
I... I can't do this to Barbra Jean.
336
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,946
It would hurt her too much.
337
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:56,200
I mean, people only think she's strong
because she's so tall.
338
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,538
- I understand.
- Well, it's... It's just not fair.
339
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:03,916
- I really like you.
- And I like you too.
340
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,210
And the thing is,
this shows what a good person you are,
341
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,669
which makes me like you even more.
342
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:26,814
Oh, I wish I was bad.
343
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:30,776
Yeah, I do, too.
344
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:35,948
I had a great time tonight.
345
00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:39,952
Don't leave her. [sobbing]
346
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,038
Barbra Jean?
347
00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:45,582
Reba, you can't break up with him.
348
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:47,209
How long have you been in my kitchen?
349
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,795
Well, since we got home
from the restaurant.
350
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:50,921
[sniffles]
351
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,548
I've been following you all night.
352
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:56,009
You realize that's not normal behavior?
353
00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:58,095
Hey, cowboy, we're not in your office.
354
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:03,684
Reba, I'm so sorry
I doubted our friendship.
355
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:06,103
When I was in there eavesdropping on you,
356
00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:10,691
I realized
how special our relationship is.
357
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,111
So take the hunky doctor.
358
00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:17,489
You have my blessing.
359
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:19,783
Are you sure?
360
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:22,619
I'm sure.
361
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:27,082
Well, that's very warped
and generous of you, Barbra Jean.
362
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,168
And you,
363
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:32,462
if you hurt her,
364
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,883
you are gonna have me to deal with.
365
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:37,467
[groans softly]
366
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:39,845
[grunting] Oh, God!
367
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:51,064
[singing] ♪ Amazing grace ♪
368
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:55,152
♪ How sweet the sound ♪
369
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:56,236
[door closes]
370
00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:01,742
- Well, I got my gum back.
- Oh.
371
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,328
That's terrible.
372
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,413
[lively instrumental music playing]
373
00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:13,503
[theme music playing]
374
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:42,991
{\an8}- [voice] Acme!
- [crashes]
375
00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:44,451
{\an8}[coughing]
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