All language subtitles for Reba.S04E08.Hello.I.Must.Be.Going.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264-FLUX_track4_[eng]

So, Jake, you have no idea
how this stain got on the couch?

Yeah. Van did it.

Van's been in Denver all week.

Oh. Well, I did hear this thing
on the news

about this guy who breaks
into houses and pours juice on the couch.

Well, then maybe the safe thing to do

is to get rid of all the juice
in the house.

- Don't let the bad guys win, Mom.
- Yeah.

Oh, Van, you made it.

- You know why they call it "standby"?
- No.

'Cause you stand by a gate all night
and watch everybody else board the plane.

And despite what you think,

calling a ticket agent a complete moron
does not speed anything up.

Well, the good part is you're home.
Relax and tell me all about your week.

Sorry, Mrs. H. I gotta go sack out
for, like, 63 million hours.

- Oh, and thanks for the ride, Mr. H.
- Yeah.

Reba, you will never guess where Brock
and I are going this weekend.

I'll give you a hint.

It's the birthplace of rock and roll.

Memphis?

The birthplace of rock and roll in Texas.

Austin?

South Texas.

- We're going to San Antonio.
- Yeah.

- San Antonio with my San An-Romeo.
- [chuckles]

It's our... it's our first weekend
together since the separation.

And Kyra doesn't wanna go,
so we thought you could watch her.

I don't need to be watched.
I'll be fine at home by myself.

Oh, no. Too dangerous.

There's some nutcase
runnin' around with a juice box.

Be happy to.

Well, thanks.

- So I guess we better get packing.
- [gasps]

you and Henry can wear
your Pokemon speedos.

[Brock] No.

- Please. Please. Please.
- No!

So, Kyra, what new and exciting things
you wanna do this weekend?

How about I mope around
because I resent the way I get treated?

[chuckles] I said new and exciting.

Cheyenne, I just flew home.
I... I... I'm... I'm exhausted.

Oh, of course you are. You sat in a cab.

You sat in a plane. You sat in Dad's car.

Look, Van, you are
only here for three days,

and it is going to be
jam-packed with family fun.

It's gonna be so good.

Where you guys off to?

Since we're off to a late start,

we're gonna have
to blow off the doll museum.

But we still have time for family photos,

toy store, birthday party,
and pizza playland.

Well, hang on. Didn't we do
family photos last weekend?

- [Cheyenne groans]
- Is this last weekend?

Let's get cracking.
We're burning daylight.

- Bye, Grandma. Whoo!
- Bye-bye.

[sobbing] I'm so tired.

[Reba] Ha, hey!

♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪

♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪

♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪

♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪

♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪

♪ With gentle hands
And the heart of a fighter ♪

♪ I'm a survivor ♪

I don't get it. Why couldn't we have
just stayed home and played video games?

Because, as strange as it might sound,

I don't enjoy sitting around while
you figure out new ways to blow me up.

But it's not fair.
We did what you wanted to do.

Oh, yeah. I've always dreamed
of going to the ceramic place

and spending 60 bucks for you

to make a plate
that says, "I hate ceramics."

I put a kitten on it.

It has a sword through it.

Hey. Merry Christmas early.

Aww, thanks.

Ew.

You having fun?

I had less fun than the cat did.

How's your weekend going?

Great. You know, it's amazing how much
you can get done by cutting in line.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. Well,
thanks for ruining my life!

Van, is anything wrong?

[scoffs]

I was tryin' to hide it from you.

The team just called.

I gotta go back to Denver a day early.

What? That is totally unfair!

You know what?

Since somebody is fighting
in the living room,

I'm gonna go in the kitchen
and have it out with your sister.

Why do you have to go?

For extra practice.

The coach said,
"Get your butt back here, son."

"You don't have a choice."

I know you don't know him, Cheyenne,
but that is, like, a perfect impression.

We were gonna go ice skating
and get Elizabeth's name painted on rice.

Oh, great.

So now my daughter's gonna be
the only kid without her name on rice?

Geez. Maybe I should just quit the team.

No, Van, don't quit.

If you need to go practice, you should go.

Thank you for understanding, sweetie.

But I promise you,
I'm gonna make it up to Elizabeth.

As soon as I get back to Denver,
I'm gonna write her name on corn.

That way, she's gonna stand out
from the rest of the kids.

They're yellow.

Look. I know this weekend
hasn't exactly been a blast,

but if you wouldn't be so negative,

maybe everything you say
wouldn't lead to a fight.

I wanna move back in.

See? That's exactly what I'm talk--

What?

I wanna move back in, with you.

[chuckles] No, you don't.

I do. Honest.

Is it because they wouldn't let you stay
at the house by yourself?

I was hanging out over there
when you thought I was upstairs.

I just really miss you.
I mean, come on. You're my mom.

Oh, honey, I miss you too.
I mean, come on. You're my daughter.

- So it's okay?
- Aww, Sure.

Of course it is. But only if you're sure.

- This is a big deal.
- I'm sure.

Okay. We have to figure out a way
to tell your dad and Barbra Jean.

'Cause this is a really tough thing
for parents to go through.

I mean, we have to handle this
in a kind and delicate manner.

- Thanks, Mom.
- Okay.

[whispering] Ooh, yeah.

In your face, Brock and Barbra Jean.

Ooh. Who the mom? Who the mom?

I'm the mom. Ooh-whee. Yeah.

Greetings from the Alamo.

Oh.

- San Antonio was beautiful, Reba.
- Oh.

The restaurants, the riverwalk.

It's like Paris,

- but you can get a burrito.
- Yeah. Yeah.

Anyway, Kyra called and said
you wanted to see us.

So here we are.

Yeah. So here you are.

[chuckles] Smiling and happy.

Remember that feeling.

Well, I've got something to say to you,
and it's gonna be hard.

Sometimes...

Sometimes a good parent
has to do what's right for the child,

even though it's painful for you.

Oh. I totally know.

This one time,
I was rocking Henry to sleep,

when I realized I was sitting
on his tiny, metal fire truck.

Oh.

Now, he was kinda gassy,
and I didn't want to wake him.

So I just started rockin' and rockin',

tears pouring down my face.

Now, I still have a scar

- if you wanna take a look--
- Barbra Jean.

I'm sorry, Reba. You were saying?

Yeah. Remember the time when, uh,

I loaned you guys
that frying pan and Kyra?

Well, you can keep the frying pan.

Kyra wants to move back in with me.

Oh, my gosh. My Kyra?

My sweet little Kyra
wants to leave the nest?

Actually, I think I was
the one that laid the egg,

but I get your point.

Is that true, honey?

- Yes.
- Before you say anything--

Well, it's okay with me.

Really?

But, Brock, she's our little baby.

Barbra Jean, we can't force her to stay.

- Yes, we can.
- No, we can't.

Oh, I will tie her to the banister.

Honey, if you really want to,

it's fine with us.

Oh, my goodness.

I think I'm gonna cry.

Oh, Barbra Jean. I mean,
she's just gonna be four houses down.

You can come by anytime you want.
Actually, scratch that.

Just give me a moment
to remember your face.

Oh. This is worse than
sitting on a fire truck.

Well, that wasn't so bad.

I'll be up in my room.

Kyra, I thought you'd be happy.

I am happy.

- Well, you don't seem happy.
- I'm fine.

Honey, we just asked your dad
if you could move back.

He said it was okay. What's the problem?

Of course he said it's okay. He hates me.

Is that why you wanted to move back in,
'cause you think your father hates you?

Wasn't it obvious?
He couldn't wait to get rid of me.

Honey, why would he wanna get rid of you?

Because when I'm around,
they always fight.

Oh, Kyra, honey, you are not responsible
for your dad and Barbra Jean's problems.

Really? 'Cause they just had
a great weekend without me.

Well, that don't prove anything.

They just had a burrito in Paris.

When they go to therapy, they get along.
When they go to dinner, they get along.

At the birthplace of rock and roll
in South Texas, they got along.

What's the one thing
in common? I'm not there.

I wasn't there either.

When I lived over here,
you guys fought all the time.

I moved over there,
they fight all the time.

Oh, honey, you...
[sighs] you can't be more wrong.

And I'm gonna prove it.
I'm gonna go get your dad.

Hard to believe getting your dad
would solve a problem, but here I go.

- Ta-da!
- [screams]

- What is this?
- Two tickets for me and Elizabeth.

We're coming to Denver with you tomorrow.

You're coming to... you're...
you're... you're go-- You're what?

Yeah. That way, you don't have to be
so bummed about,

you know, leaving early.

You can show us all around Denver.
I have a list of places to see.

No, we can't.

I mean... I mean, see, Denver is very...

dangerous.

Especially during hurricane season.

Yeah.

Yeah. Plus, I have practice.
I got a long, long practice.

No. Well, that's okay. We'll come watch.

It'll be cool for Elizabeth
to see where daddy works.

- And after, we can do all that stuff.
- [stammering] But... but...

see... see... see...
see... see... you know...

it... it... [sighs]

What's... what's the matter?

Well, you just can't
drop by practice like that.

I thought a lot of wives come watch.

They do, but not on...

"No wives day."

"No wives day"?

Yeah, and that's tomorrow.

Aw, shoot! You know what?
It's "no wives week." [laughs]

Hmm. What's going on, Van?
Do you even have practice tomorrow?

Of course I do. Absolutely. No.

You don't? Then why...

- Are you having an affair?
- Oh, of course not.

How could I have the energy for an affair
the way you got me running around?

Whoa. Hold on. So you're saying
that you're leaving early

because we're doing too much together?

No. No, Cheyenne.

No. That is not it.
That is completely not it.

Yes.

Wow.

Hey, you know what? That is not fair.

You are completely giving me
no credit for not having an affair.

Hey, Barbra Jean.

[sighs]

What are you doing?

Kyra used to sit here and shush me
when Jeopardy! was on.

I'll take endless pain
for a hundred, Alex.

All right, honey. I'll stop by tomorrow.

There you are. What's the big idea
giving Kyra up so easily?

What? I didn't give her up easily.

Oh, yeah? She's crushed because she thinks
you don't want her anymore.

Why would she think that?

Because you didn't fight for her.

She thinks that she makes
it harder on you two.

Oh, come on. That's just crazy.

I was just trying to be
a good father, you know.

If she wants to be with you,
I didn't want to make her feel bad.

In any case, she should know
how much I love her.

Right. Even though you two do fight a lot.

- What?
- What are you talking about?

Well, you know, when you come over,
you're always picking on her.

Barbra Jean, I'm not picking on her.

I'm just asking her about her day.

Well, it seems like picking.

Please don't tell me how
to talk to my own daughter.

Oh, yeah. You don't need lessons.
You just radiate love!

Okay. All right.

You know, you guys can have
this fight some other time.

You need to go over there
and talk to your daughter.

Wow. What just happened there?

I don't know. We were doing so well.

Okay. Once again,
a conversation for another time.

- Let's go.
- No, no, no, no.

Just wait a second, Reba.
I mean, maybe Kyra's right.

She's not even here,
and we're fighting because of her.

What if she really
does make things harder?

Of course she makes things harder.
She's a teenager.

What if I actually
do have resentments towards her?

What if... what if I really did
want her to go?

Oh, no, no, no, Brock.
This is not your therapy.

Your daughter is hurting.

You need to go over there right now
and tell her that she is not the problem.

I'm not gonna lie to her.

That's what got me in trouble-
not being honest.

Now you're being Mr. Honesty?

Look. There's a time to tell
the truth, and there's a time to lie.

Everybody knows
that you never tell your kids

how you feel about 'em.

Heck, I'm sick of Henry 65% of the time.

- Barbra Jean!
- Well, I am!

All right.

- Cheyenne, let me explain.
- I tried so hard.

I... I know, and I appreciate that.

Ha ha ha!

That is me laughing.
But not the real kind.

The fake kind.

- Look. I'm sorry I lied to you.
- [scoffs]

But I'm exhausted. I spend all week
killing myself at practice.

Then I come back here
where we don't sit still for a minute.

You are exhausted, Van?

I am the one
who is taking care of Elizabeth

and going to school full time.

I am just as wiped out as you,
even though, I still look good.

But I deal with it.

I deal with it because
I don't want you to miss out on anything.

But I'm not missing out on anything.

As long as I'm with you and Elizabeth,
I don't need to do anything else.

In... in fact, if we got a foosball table,
we'd never have to leave the house.

- You shouldn't have lied to me.
- I know.

Babe, I'm sorry. Okay? I'm sorry.

Good.

And next time something
like this happens, just tell me.

Tell you that you're getting on my nerves?

Yeah, okay.

So I talked to your father
and told him how you were feeling,

and, just as I suspected, honey,
he don't blame you for his problems.

- He doesn't?
- No.

And he was pretty upset
about you moving out.

So, I was right, and you were wrong.

I don't wanna rub it in, but I was right.

I see. And, uh,

is this the part where I lie
to you and say I believe you?

Kyra, look--

Hey, hey, hey.

Just the person we were hoping to see.

Our little ray of sunshine.

- Brock. Brock. Brock.
- No, no, no, no.

Don't worry, Reba.
You were right. You were right.

Sweetheart, your mom told us
how you were feeling,

and we just want you to know

that nothing could be
further from the truth.

Yeah. You don't make things hard on us.

If anything, you bring people together.

You're like a little Reverend Al Sharpton.

We love having you around.

And if we did or said anything
to make you feel otherwise,

we're sorry.

Brock, tell her the truth.

I'm sorry?

Tell her the truth.

Um...

Which truth are we talking about again?

Oh, for crying out loud.

Okay, Kyra, you want the truth,
here it is.

Sometimes you're a pain in the butt.

Mom!

Reba!

She wants the truth.

Honey, sometimes you are a royal,

huge, honking pain in the butt.

And there's a whole ceramics store
full of people that'll back me up on this.

But that doesn't mean I don't love you.

And I'm sure your father
feels the same way.

Honey, you're a delight.

I have no idea what
your mother's talking about.

Ow! Okay, okay. She's right.
You're a huge pain in the butt.

Great. Well, I'm glad
we had this little chat.

- Kyra.
- I heard you, mom. I'm a pain.

- But we always love you.
- I'm really supposed to believe that?

Yes. Because that's the magic
of being a parent.

We don't have to like you,
but we'll always love you.

You're not an easy child, Kyra.

But you're also this strong,
amazing, opinionated person,

and I wouldn't change that for the world.

I wouldn't change it either,

but I would tone it down
just a little bit.

So, how's this setting with you?

It's a little strange.

But I understand
what you're talking about.

That's good, you know,
'cause Barbra Jean and I

still have a lot of work
to do on our relationship.

And while having you there
might not make things easier,

we'd still like for you
to be a part of it.

You know, talking to you
is my favorite part of the day.

Which, by the way,
is why I ask you so many questions.

Even if it does sound like picking.

If you decide to go,
I will really miss you.

- I'll miss you more than him.
- [door opens]

'Cause I'm deeper.

Barbra Jean, shh.

You're really lucky to have
so many people that love you.

It sounds like they
really want me to stay.

Yes, it does.

So,

I guess maybe I don't need
to move back right away.

Yeah, maybe you should, uh,
stay over there a while...

and keep those two on track.

- Mom?
- Hmm?

Just so you know, I never once doubted
that you loved me.

I know, sweetheart.

But you know what?

There were times, if I'd have had
the money, I'd have sent you away.

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