All language subtitles for Reba.S04E06.Couples.Therapy.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264-FLUX_track4_[eng]

[quirky music playing]

Oh, Jake, did you make me breakfast?

Do I look like I know how to poach an egg?

- It was Dad.
- Whose dad? Your dad?

Good morning, Reba.

- Would you like the living section?
- That depends.

Is there a story in there that explains
what the heck you're doin' here?

[chuckles softly]

Ah, Jake asked me to come over early
so we could dig for worms.

- Is that true, Jake?
- No.

We fell asleep watching movies
on the couch last night.

You slept here?

Jake, we worked on the worm story
for 20 minutes.

Dude, she's my mom.

Look, Brock, you...
You just can't hang out here anymore.

Now, when you get through
making my toast, you can go home.

[cutlery clinking]

Hey, what time's
Van comin' in from Denver?

I don't know.

Some time, I guess.

What'd he say when you talked to him?

Oh, we haven't talked yet.

Every time he calls,
he gets the answering machine.

Every time I call, I hang up. And frankly,

if he wanted to talk to me,
he wouldn't have moved to stupid Denver.

Are you still mad about him leaving?

[scoffs] No.

Stupid Denver in stupid Colorado.

Cheyenne, honey, listen to me.

He had to go, okay?
Van is a professional football player.

And he got traded. It happens sometimes.

- I understand that.
- Just like you understood

when we brought Kyra home
and you kept trying to give her away.

- I was here first!
- Uh-huh.

Honey, Van's been gone for a whole week.

Do you have any idea how much he's looking
forward to seeing you and Elizabeth?

Yeah, right.

- You think he is?
- Of course he is.

I bet he's miserable up there
'cause he misses you so much.

Heck, if you met him in those ratty
old sweats, I bet he wouldn't even notice.

[chuckles] Yeah, that's right.
But seriously, I'd shower.

Honey, look,
you guys only have two days together.

That's it. Don't lose them

because you're still mad
over something he has no control over.

Maybe you're right.
Van doesn't wanna be in Denver

any more than I want him to be there.

And plus, he might bring me a present.

[chuckles] Oh, well.

Ah, thanks, guys. Love you.

- Yeah.
- We love you, too, sweetheart.

Thanks for helpin' out with that.

[scoffs] You didn't need any help.

- You're a great mom, Reba.
- Yeah, well, you're a great dad, too.

- You always were.
- Well, thank you.

Nah, thank you. Now go home.

[Reba] Ha, hey!

[singing] ♪ My roots are
planted in the past ♪

♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪

♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪

♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪

♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪

♪ With gentle hands
And the heart of a fighter ♪

♪ I'm a survivor ♪

[quirky music playing]

[Brock] Okay. Good, good.
A little... little bit more.

Go ahead. Good job.

All right, Jake.
What have we learned so far?

Always tighten to the right,
and it's not swearing

- if you use different words.
- [wrench clatters]

Granny in hot pants!

- What are you guys doin' now?
- Man's work, little missy.

Man's work, huh?

Batman is on.

[Jake whoops]

Okay, okay, okay.
I'm not just hangin' out.

I have a reason for bein' here this time.
I am fixing the sink.

- It's not broken.
- It is now.

- Brock!
- Okay, okay.

It's just that... the condo's so quiet.

As strange as it sounds,
after the chaos of a big family,

I just... I miss the noise and the mess.

And somebody doing your laundry?

What? How did those get in there?

Look, Brock, we're divorced.

Legally, your clothes can't be
tumbling around with my clothes anymore.

You need to find
someplace else to hang out.

- Hi, Reba.
- Hey.

Hi, Brock. I didn't know
you were over here.

Actually, I'm, uh... I'm just leaving.

- I'll see you in couples' therapy later.
- Okay.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! What about my sink?

Reba, I can't be hanging out here all day.

So, Barbra Jean, how's the therapy
goin' with you and Brock?

Good. Yeah. Good.

Our therapist has a bold approach.

The first issue we're tackling
is our scariest one.

- Yeah, what's that?
- You.

Me?

Problemo número uno.

What? You're blaming
all your problems on me in therapy?

No. But our therapist is.

Yeah. Oh, he's very good. [chuckles]

And you know what?
He'd like to speak with you.

He thinks it might be a good idea
to get your perspective on things.

Oh, no. I'm not gettin' involved in this.

When you said, "I do," I said,
"I don't have to anymore." [clicks tongue]

Dr. Baker said you'd hide behind humor.

I'm getting sick and tired
of his snap judgments.

Oh, they're not snap judgments.
We talk about you all the time.

So far, we've determined that
you're controlling and manipulative.

Oh, and did you know he guessed
you had red hair before we told him?

The only thing I think
he might be wrong about is,

he says that since your divorce,
you haven't moved on.

- I haven't moved on.
- Yes, since your divorce.

You're spinning your wheels, if you will.

You know what? I changed my mind.

There is nothing I'd like more than to go
have a little chitchat with Dr. Loopy.

Dr. Baker says name-calling
is the refuge of a weak argument.

Yeah, he just said that
because he's a bonehead.

[Cheyenne] Oh! Thank you so much
for babysitting, Kyra. How's it goin'?

It's an exercise in humiliation.

Kyra's making Elizabeth and me
watch The Wiggles.

I'm nine!

Keep complaining. I have Barney tapes.

Why can't I just hang out
down here and wait for Van?

Because Van and I have had
a long, lonely week without each other.

And we need time to talk.
There is a pretty good chance

that when he sees me, he's gonna cry.

And I don't want Elizabeth
seeing daddy acting like mommy.

Van's gonna cry?

He's such a girl.

And yet all he wants to do
is play with my makeup.

Oh! Am I finally home? Am I here?

Yes, honey. You're home. Oh!

- Was it horrible?
- Oh, you have no idea, Cheyenne.

When I got to Denver,
I was so stressed out.

I didn't know where to go.
I didn't know what to do.

Oh, honey!

No, I mean I literally
didn't know where to go.

Nobody from the team
met me at the airport.

Let it out. Let it out.

I finally took a cab
to the apartment they got for me.

Baby, don't talk about it
if it's too painful.

[sighs] It's... It...

It rocks!

It's the coolest place I've ever lived.

Big-screen TV, top-of-the-line stereo.

Oh, and a phone in the bathroom.

I've ordered a pizza from the tub.

Well, at least you have
a nice place to be lonely in.

Oh, who has time to be lonely?

Some of the guys from the team,
who are awesome, by the way,

live on the same floor.

They'd be way "awesomer"
if they had met you at the airport.

'Cause they were setting up a party for me

and, oh, man, that was a party.

Did you know a keg of beer

can bounce 20 feet
when you drop it off a balcony?

Yeah. My buddy Weasel says
it's because the air... is thin.

You have a friend named Weasel?

Oh, yeah. He is the coolest. He can put
a ping-pong paddle in his mouth.

He's gonna teach me.

I'm sorry that you had to leave
your awesome apartment

and your friends who can put ping-pong
paddles in their mouth to come home.

- What's the matter?
- Gee, I don't know, Van.

If everything's
so great for you in Denver,

I hate to rain on your parade
by standing here all dressed up

with a box of tissues
waiting for you to cry.

[sniffling] It's dumb!

[crying]

Wait a minute, Cheyenne. Come back!

If you want me to cry, I'll tell you
what the keg of beer landed on!

It landed on Weasel!

[lively instrumental music playing]

Great work, you two. Remember,

you don't expect a broken arm
to heal overnight.

Neither will a broken relationship.

Yes, but if you do have a broken arm,
you don't blame it on the ex-wife!

Unless she actually did break your arm.

I was just guessin'. [chuckles]

You must be the heckler
I ordered for the waiting room.

No, I'm Reba Hart, Brock's ex-wife.

Hmm. Red hair, clenched fists.
I should have known.

Barbra Jean said you wanted to talk to me?

Have a seat. Brock and Barbra Jean
will be here in 15 minutes.

I'll be gone by then.

Look, you shouldn't be
talking about me in their therapy.

They have scarier issues than me.

I mean, they have a Star Wars bedspread.
Start with that!

You're right. And that's why
I asked you to come down here.

So you could tell me how to
do it right. And thank you, Reba.

You've made me a better doctor.

Ha, ha, ha. Are you gonna talk
about this seriously?

No. In fact, I am not going to talk about
how to conduct their therapy at all.

Okay. If you're not gonna talk,
then you're gonna listen.

Because as a divorced woman,
I might know something about marriage

that they didn't teach you in
Harvard and... Yale.

Number one, nobody likes a show-off.

- And number two?
- Number two,

I have moved on since my divorce.

Matter of fact,
I have moved so far past on

that I'm lappin' it for the second time.

And you're seeing somebody.

None of your beeswax.

Just hurry up and get Brock back
with Barbra Jean.

I'm tired of him making my breakfast
and fixing my sink that isn't even broken.

I want him out of my house
and out of my life.

- [yelps]
- Whoa. Reba, what are you doing here?

What am I doin' here?
What are you doing here?

- Well, he's my therapist.
- Okay, then. Get out of my way.

Wait, wait.

Brock, you never told me you were spending
so much time at your ex-wife's house.

Yeah.

Because I knew you'd look at me like that.

Stop it.

All right, I'll turn my look to Reba.

- Reba, what's going on?
- Yeah, Reba.

What's going on?

All right then.

Sometimes, I hear voices.

Horrible, horrible voices.

- Reba, for crying out loud.
- That's one of 'em! Did you hear that?

[lively instrumental music playing]

[sighs]

[quirky music playing]

[growling]

Dogs must be dizzy all the time.

Go ahead, Kyra.
Ask me another Denver question.

- Can I take off the hat?
- Do you want your 20 bucks?

Come on. Keep 'em coming.

So, what's better in Denver,
the water or the air?

[exhales]

The air. No, the water.

Oh, and the soil.

So clean, you could eat off it.

Now can I take off the hat?

You know, Kyra,
everyone in Denver wears 'em.

They do not!

[cooing] Yes, but they used to,
back in the day.

So, anyway, the air, the water,
the soil, it all sucks.

Denver's horrible.

Take these hats,
go outside and frighten the squirrels.

[door closes]

So, are you still mad about something
that I don't understand?

Let me clarify.

Mom and Dad said
you'd be all miserable in Denver,

and that made me happy.

But it turns out you're happy in Denver,
and that made me sad.

You get it?

I think so.

- You want me to be miserable.
- Yes!

Van, I'm your wife. It is important to me
that you are miserable,

at least when you are not with me.

Well, that's kinda weird, Cheyenne.

We need to learn to be happy
without each other.

I mean, what if you died?

Wouldn't you want me to be happy?

No!

If I were about to die,
my very last thought

would be that
I would want you to be happy.

Right after, "Why doesn't
anybody know the Heimlich?"

That's the way I'm gonna go, Cheyenne.

There's just some food too good to chew.

You know what?

Forget it, Van. You're right.
You don't understand.

Did I tell you about
the old guy on the plane?

What old guy?

The guy sitting next to me.
He slept most of the flight,

but then woke up after the movie
and started talking to me.

You talk about how you can put
a ping-pong paddle in your mouth?

Cheyenne, think.

You can't bring a ping-pong paddle
on a plane these days.

No, we talked about love.

- Love?
- Yeah, love.

He was one of those wise old guys.
Really old. Like 40.

Been married for 20 years.

- Whoa. That is a long time.
- Yeah.

Twenty years ago, I was, like, zero.

So, anyway, I guess he's away a lot
with his job and everything,

and I asked him
if it was tough for him being married.

You asked him that? And what did he say?

He said this...

"Immature love is wanting
the other person to be happy

only when they're with you.

Mature love is wanting the other
person to be happy, period."

That is... the stupidest thing
I've ever heard!

Well, maybe not for an old guy.

Maybe not for someone
who's been married for 20 years.

Van, we are not old, okay?
And we haven't been married for 20 years.

I know, but we will be someday.

And then we'll have to say
this kind of hoo-ha to Elizabeth.

Because you know it's true.

I just...

I missed you. I missed you so much.

I missed you, too.

I thought you were
gonna bring me a present.

Oh, I did.

Ah!

Yeah, these will work on any airliner.

Oh, and I got your mom
the cutest little bag of peanuts.

[mouthing words]

- You can't hear me, can you?
- [laughs] No.

It doesn't work that way. [laughs]

Yeah!

So, even though I wasn't the one

who broke my mother's
favorite rod and reel,

my daddy made me stand in the corner
for two hours as punishment.

Which, I guess,
is why I have a problem with authority.

This is fascinating!

- Oh, yeah.
- [Reba] Yes.

Now, about your current
relationship with Brock--

Oh, wait a minute. I'm not through
talking about my daddy yet.

You see why we got divorced?

She never wanted
to talk about our relationship.

That was you, you moron.

Well, I wanna talk about it now.

We don't have a relationship now.

And yet, here you are. Why are you here?

Well, if I yelled at you on the phone,
you could hang up.

So you're here
because of our relationship?

Well, you gotta admit, it needs work.

You know, if you spent
less time joking around

and more time
on getting people back together,

I wouldn't have to come home
and find my husband fixing my sink!

You mean your ex-husband.

Okay, ha, ha, ha. Point for you.

You're the therapist.
You know what I meant.

Still, for someone who's moved
so far past "on," that's a strange slip.

Not so strange when
he's practically living at my house.

- Wha-- Yeah, to be with the kids.
- They're not the only ones livin' there.

I didn't know it was such a big deal.

How could you not know?

Do you think I like setting
an extra place at the dinner table

or dropping everything because
you guys need a fourth for Pictionary?

Or I have to sit there
and watch your victory dance

because your team won
because I got stuck with Jake?

Hey, sorry. I thought
we were getting along pretty well.

- We were.
- Then what's the problem?

That's the problem!

Go on.

I don't want to get along that well.

Not after you told me
you made a mistake after you left me.

You told me that door was closed.

Well, there shouldn't even be a door!

There should be a brick wall
with a big ol' fence around it.

Whatever it takes
to keep you out of my living room

so I don't have to think about how it was
when we were together and it was so good.

Oh.

But there is a door.

And it'll never be truly closed

until you and Barbra Jean
get back together.

Reba, I hate to tell you this,

but open or closed, if there's a door,

it's gonna be there whether
Barbra Jean is in the picture or not.

You know what?
I just wanna get out of here.

Uh, one last question.

Do you two still love each other?

Knock, knock, Doc! [chuckles]

Oh. Sorry I'm so late.

Oh, Reba. Good, you're still here.

Let's gang up on Brock. [laughs]

- That's the other voice.
- Reba.

Reba.

Uh, if you want, you, uh...

You can call me anytime.

No, I'm finished here.
Just get those two back together.

Oh, and if I owe you anything
for this, just bill them.

[lively instrumental music playing]

[theme music playing]

- [voice] Acme!
- [crashing]

[coughing]