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"Who hops?"
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Oh, there we go.
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"Crows hop."
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Oh, look, it's daddy.
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Maybe he'll read
you your new book.
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Oh, you know, sweetie,
don't even have the time.
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Oh, come on. It's your
daughter, for God's sake.
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Okay, maybe just a quick
little read, and then I...
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Okay, sweetie, here we go,
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a little quick, fast
read, okay? Here we go.
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"Who hops? Frogs hop..."
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Let her turn the page. What?
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She likes to be part of it
when you turn the page.
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Okay.
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Okay, "Who hops?
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Frogs hop..."
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You're holding it
too close to her.
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Pardon me? She's not focusing
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'cause you're holding
it too close to her eyes.
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Okay,
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let's start again. Here we go.
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Okay, "Who hops?
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Frogs hop..."
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She heard that part already.
Okay, you know what, sweetie...
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♪ Tell me why ♪
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♪ I love you like I do ♪
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♪ Tell me who ♪
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♪ Can stop my heart
As much as you ♪
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♪ Let's take Each other's hand ♪
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♪ And jump into ♪
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♪ The final frontier ♪
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♪ The final frontier ♪
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Okay, we, my little friend,
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are packed and ready to go
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for our weekend in Los Angeles.
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I'm very excited about this.
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This is gonna be great. A
weekend for the record books.
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I'm not going.
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I say this is a great,
great weekend.
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I don't want to leave
Mabel. I'm sorry.
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Honey, it's two
days. It's two nights...
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And with the time difference,
like a day and three-quarters...
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A day, uh, seven-eighths.
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Uh, uh, it's a day and
twenty-one-twenty-fourths.
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It's less than two
days. Still not going.
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Sweetie, we've talked
about this, okay?
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This is a big deal for me.
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This is... this is not
some small agent.
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Honey, listen, I'm talking to
you. This is not a small agent.
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This is Gardner Mulloy
flying me across the country
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for a meet and greet,
okay? Not just a meet.
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He does the meet, and
then a little extra greet.
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Why can't he do
that on the phone?
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Come on, he's trying to decide
if he wants to represent me.
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You know, he's gotta...
He's gotta shake my hand,
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look me in the eye,
take the measure of me.
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Why can't he come here?
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'Cause they don't
do... Well, why not?
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Because they don't... They
don't do that, honey. We go there.
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Mm-hmm. Do you have any idea
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what it means if Gardner
Mulloy wants to be my agent?
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What does it mean?
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Oh, you have no idea. Come on.
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It means I can finally make the
documentaries I wanna make.
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You know, we're talking
about Paul Buchman
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can finally become
an actual person.
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Sweetie, you're a person.
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No, I'm not. No, not really.
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I'd like to be, you know.
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Someday, I'd like
to be a person,
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and Gardner Mulloy can do it.
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Gardner Mulloy can
make you a person.
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Really?
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Yeah. Henry Weitzman,
Jules Monty, Frank De Santos.
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Never heard of
them. That's because
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Gardner Mulloy doesn't
represent them. Do you see?
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We have never left her
alone for a whole weekend.
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Sweetie, she'll be right
here with her grandparents.
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I am so sorry.
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Sweetie, they haven't ruined
a child in over 30 years now.
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All right, we'll go.
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Plus, Mulloy's paying
for the whole trip.
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We get to eat
out of the minibar?
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Anything... a little can of
pretzels $32, who cares?
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Hiya, Mama, hiya, Pop.
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Hello.
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Hello, Mabel, baby.
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Klarik's was
having a white sale,
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so we bought you some towels.
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Oh, Sylvia, that's so sweet.
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If it's all the same to you,
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we'll use them while we're here.
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Oh, make sure you get
an aisle seat on the plane.
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That's where the action is.
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All right, yeah.
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And make them give
you bottled water.
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They say they don't have it,
but they do. They keep it up front,
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near the pilot. All
right, good to know.
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All right, Pop, thank you.
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All right, sweetie,
I think that's it.
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I think we are ready
and ready to go.
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Okay. All right, come on.
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Just absolutely ready to go.
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All righty.
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Okay, we're leaving.
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We're leaving,
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Leaving on a jet plane... now.
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Mm-hmm. We're leaving.
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Okay.
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Big old jet airliner, coming,
coming to take us away.
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Sweetie, big flappy
flappy, jet jet, go go?
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Sweetie? Hmm?
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You want a couple
more minutes? Yeah.
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I see, okay.
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Yee-hee! Look at this,
honey, the King Vidor suite.
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You know why they
call it a suite, don't you?
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Look at this, this is sweet.
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I can't believe the
airline lost our bag.
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Look, over the bed,
they got a drapey-thing.
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You put the bag on the
plane in the beginning,
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you take it off in the
end. How hard is that?
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Ooh, swans! Hello, Mr. Swan!
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All right, don't
annoy the swans.
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Why'd it have to be the bag
with Mabel's little picture in it?
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Sweetie, we have 17,000
pictures of the child.
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Not with her little
finger in her nose.
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Yes, you're right,
sweetie, it's one of a kind,
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and yet, life goes on.
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Here we go. Thank you very much.
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That was, uh, great.
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Okay, this is terrific.
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Thank you.
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You figure buck a
bag, even here, right?
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Yeah. God, it's bright in
Los Angeles. What is that?
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That's the sun, sweetheart.
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But if you don't like it, I'll
have them turn it right off.
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Who is?
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Room service.
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We didn't actually
order anything.
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Compliments of
Mr. Gardner Mulloy.
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Oh, well, okay. There we go.
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Oh, look at this,
honey, champagne.
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Champagne is nice.
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See, a little
spark of life there,
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and look at all this.
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Oh, my God, truffles,
and olive paste,
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goose liver pate.
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It's nobody you know!
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Uh, uh, thank you very much.
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Thank you.
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Well, this is pretty
impressive, huh?
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Yeah. All right,
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I would like to make
a toast, if I may,
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to the most beautiful
woman I know.
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Who, by weekend's end,
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may very well be married to
a client of Mr. Gardner Mulloy.
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Hear, hear!
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Ooh, that is good.
Oh, very good.
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It is, isn't it? I
gave the guy a 5.
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Does that seem enough?
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He came straight
from his tennis lesson.
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And, uh, right after this,
he's due in the valley.
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But he knows he only has you
here for, what is it, two days?
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Oh, not even. More
like a day and... and 34...
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Like a five... 50, you
know... Two days, yeah, okay.
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Well, he really
wanted to see you, so...
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Oh, no, thank you. I... I
went at the hotel. Uh...
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Huh, oh, what, are you kidding?
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Gardner? MAN: Speaking.
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Uh, Paul Buchman is here. What?
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Paul Buchman is here.
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Oh, good, good,
good, good, good.
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Hiya, Paul Buchman.
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Hiya, Gardner...
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Mulloy.
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You look well.
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Nice... nice...
nice to meet you.
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Give me a minute. I got
to rinse and repeat here.
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Sure. You know what?
I'd be happy to wait outside.
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No, no, no, no, no,
no, let's talk, let's chat.
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Have a seat.
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Sit! Sit, sit, sit, sit!
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So good to finally meet you.
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I gotta tell you,
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I'm a little star struck.
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Oh, star stuck, really?
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Yeah, because I'm a
very imposing figure.
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Ha-ha-ha! Hey,
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can I get you something?
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Oh, I'm fine, thanks.
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A muffin? Coffee? I'm
fine, thanks. No, thanks.
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Peach? Peach? Sure.
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Peach sounds good.
I'll have one, too.
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See if you can't scare us
up a couple of peaches, huh?
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Okay. Uh...
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Ooh, by the way,
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found your bag.
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How'd you do that?
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Well, we heard you lost it,
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and we made a little
bit of a fussy wussy.
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Wow! Boy, my wife will
be happy to hear that.
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Here we go, peaches.
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Peaches, yay!
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Yes?
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Peach.
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Toss it right over
the top there, Paulie.
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Peach coming in.
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Hey!
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So, how'd you like
that goose liver pate?
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Oh, that was something.
Boy, that... what a big basket.
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Thank you so much.
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Too much, wasn't
it? A little wasteful?
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No, no, no, it was a
great basket. Thank you.
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Look at that.
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You gentlemen all right in here?
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We're just grand, thank you.
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Can I take your peach?
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No, you don't have to
do that. Oh, it's okay.
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Yeah, it's all wet
and dripping now.
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It'd be my pleasure.
Are you sure?
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Paul? Yes?
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Give him the peach. Okay.
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Thank you.
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He's... He's very good.
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I gotta tell you,
this... This whole trip
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has been such... such
a... a... an eye-opener.
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We have just been... Hey,
how are you, mister? Okay.
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So good to see you.
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Hey, nice... Nice to see you.
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Nice... Nice to meet you.
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Directions okay?
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The directions were
very good, thank you.
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I... I had, uh, came
down, uh, san, uh...
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La Cienega.
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La Cienega. La Cienega,
there. Zip, zip, zip, zip.
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Oh, and the ocean is
right out there, and...
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Paul Buchman? Yes, yes?
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Tell me something.
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Mm-hmm, sure.
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Uh...
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What do you...
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want your next
documentary film to be about?
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That's... That's a very...
Very good question.
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I'm in the process of trying
to come up with a good idea.
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Uh, there's so
many good ideas...
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I'd like to help you find it.
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Would you? Oh, yeah.
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I'd like to help
you sell it, too.
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You would?
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What... what...
what are you saying?
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I am saying...
252
00:09:13,457 --> 00:09:17,527
I would like to be your
agent, if you'll have me.
253
00:09:17,665 --> 00:09:19,424
If... If I'll...
oh, well, hey...
254
00:09:19,562 --> 00:09:21,494
You don't have to answer
now. Oh, I can answer...
255
00:09:21,632 --> 00:09:23,185
Take your time. You
can think about it.
256
00:09:23,323 --> 00:09:25,393
I've thought about... Would
you like to answer now?
257
00:09:25,531 --> 00:09:26,566
If I could answer now...
258
00:09:26,703 --> 00:09:28,543
Please say yes, please
say yes, please say yes.
259
00:09:28,670 --> 00:09:30,120
Yes! Yes! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
260
00:09:30,258 --> 00:09:32,658
I'd be thrilled if you were my
agent. Oh, look at this, okay.
261
00:09:32,775 --> 00:09:34,224
I'm so pleased. Oh, well, good.
262
00:09:34,362 --> 00:09:35,432
I've dampened you.
263
00:09:35,570 --> 00:09:37,881
No, that's... that's
gonna dry right up.
264
00:09:38,019 --> 00:09:39,882
This is a good day.
265
00:09:40,020 --> 00:09:42,884
This is a great day. Ha, ha.
266
00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:50,612
What do we do now?
What happens traditionally...
267
00:09:50,749 --> 00:09:52,371
Right now? Mm-hmm.
268
00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:53,958
We just enjoy the moment.
269
00:09:54,096 --> 00:09:55,269
Sure.
270
00:10:11,931 --> 00:10:12,794
Sweetie?
271
00:10:12,932 --> 00:10:13,794
Hi.
272
00:10:13,932 --> 00:10:14,795
Oh, hi.
273
00:10:14,932 --> 00:10:16,071
Hi.
274
00:10:16,210 --> 00:10:17,210
Hi.
275
00:10:17,313 --> 00:10:18,176
Hello.
276
00:10:18,314 --> 00:10:19,176
How you doing?
277
00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:20,177
Fine, thanks.
278
00:10:20,315 --> 00:10:21,177
How'd it go?
279
00:10:21,315 --> 00:10:22,660
Uh, it went great.
280
00:10:22,798 --> 00:10:25,697
He wants to represent me, honey.
281
00:10:25,835 --> 00:10:27,180
I'm... I'm a person, huh?
282
00:10:27,318 --> 00:10:29,112
I'm an actual person.
283
00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:30,457
Oh, what's he like?
284
00:10:30,595 --> 00:10:32,424
Oh, he's a great guy.
He's an interesting guy.
285
00:10:32,562 --> 00:10:34,562
He's, uh, he's an off-beat
guy, I'll tell you that.
286
00:10:34,666 --> 00:10:36,495
He's, uh, he's sort
of, well, you know,
287
00:10:36,633 --> 00:10:39,323
he's... he's... he's clean,
I'll tell you that. He's clean.
288
00:10:39,461 --> 00:10:41,911
He's... he's kind of
peppy. He's kind of peppy.
289
00:10:42,049 --> 00:10:44,095
He enjoys fruit... does he
have to do that right now?
290
00:10:44,119 --> 00:10:45,878
Mm-hmm.
291
00:10:46,016 --> 00:10:47,638
He wants to represent
you? That's great.
292
00:10:47,776 --> 00:10:49,121
Yeah, he wants to represent me.
293
00:10:49,259 --> 00:10:51,502
And, not only
that, found the bag.
294
00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:52,502
What bag?
295
00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:54,606
From the airplane. The bag.
296
00:10:54,744 --> 00:10:56,089
Oh, right. How'd they do that?
297
00:10:56,228 --> 00:10:58,708
I don't know. Got clout. Shall I
take out the picture of Mabel?
298
00:10:58,815 --> 00:11:00,091
It's okay, I'll see it later.
299
00:11:00,230 --> 00:11:01,851
But the little
finger in the nose...
300
00:11:01,989 --> 00:11:03,541
I'll look at it later.
301
00:11:03,679 --> 00:11:05,577
Okay.
302
00:11:05,715 --> 00:11:07,647
So, uh, what did you do?
303
00:11:07,785 --> 00:11:09,130
I had a great day.
304
00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:10,751
I swam, I read,
305
00:11:10,889 --> 00:11:12,476
I took a nap.
306
00:11:12,614 --> 00:11:14,477
And you became
Edith Piaf. Mm-hmm.
307
00:11:14,615 --> 00:11:15,961
All right, Mrs.
Buchman, all done.
308
00:11:16,098 --> 00:11:17,893
You have great muscle tone.
309
00:11:18,030 --> 00:11:19,066
Hey, hey.
310
00:11:19,204 --> 00:11:20,584
You have such
strong, gentle hands.
311
00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,282
You know, why don't
I just step outside?
312
00:11:22,412 --> 00:11:23,930
Sweetie, come here,
smell me. What?
313
00:11:24,068 --> 00:11:25,862
She said smell her. Yeah.
314
00:11:27,759 --> 00:11:29,104
What is that, bread?
315
00:11:29,243 --> 00:11:31,036
No, it's rose petals.
316
00:11:31,175 --> 00:11:32,693
Oh, okay, yeah, of course, yeah.
317
00:11:32,830 --> 00:11:34,107
I took a scented bath.
318
00:11:34,246 --> 00:11:35,246
Whoo!
319
00:11:35,349 --> 00:11:36,487
See, no more baby poop.
320
00:11:36,625 --> 00:11:37,971
Just rose petals. Good for you.
321
00:11:38,109 --> 00:11:39,489
Bye, Mrs. Buchman.
322
00:11:39,627 --> 00:11:40,627
Bye-bye.
323
00:11:40,696 --> 00:11:42,145
See ya. Good luck
rubbing strangers.
324
00:11:42,283 --> 00:11:43,283
Honey.
325
00:11:44,629 --> 00:11:46,561
I'm not tipping him nothing.
326
00:11:46,699 --> 00:11:50,080
Look at you, like a shiny,
cleaned up burrito there.
327
00:11:50,218 --> 00:11:51,219
I know what you need.
328
00:11:51,356 --> 00:11:52,426
What is that?
329
00:11:52,564 --> 00:11:53,564
Spectravision.
330
00:11:53,702 --> 00:11:55,565
Want to watch a dirty movie?
331
00:11:55,703 --> 00:11:56,739
Oh.
332
00:11:56,876 --> 00:11:58,015
So apparently, uh, massages
333
00:11:58,153 --> 00:11:59,567
make you want to
watch dirty movies.
334
00:11:59,705 --> 00:12:01,879
No, hotels make me
want to watch dirty movies.
335
00:12:02,017 --> 00:12:04,121
Expensive hotels make
me want to have sex.
336
00:12:04,260 --> 00:12:05,294
Good.
337
00:12:06,501 --> 00:12:08,053
No, no, let it ring.
338
00:12:08,192 --> 00:12:09,054
Wait, it could be Mom.
339
00:12:09,193 --> 00:12:10,434
Oh, let it ring. Mom and Mabel.
340
00:12:10,572 --> 00:12:11,573
Honey, just let me see.
341
00:12:11,710 --> 00:12:13,711
Hello? Hey,
Gardner. It's Gardner.
342
00:12:13,849 --> 00:12:15,712
Hey, Gardner, I
can't wait to meet you.
343
00:12:15,850 --> 00:12:17,299
We're having so much fun.
344
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,473
Thanks for the chutney.
Okay. All right, sweetie.
345
00:12:19,611 --> 00:12:20,957
How you doing? What's up?
346
00:12:21,094 --> 00:12:24,441
Sure. okay, uh, uh,
where should we meet?
347
00:12:24,579 --> 00:12:26,201
Okay.
348
00:12:26,339 --> 00:12:30,133
Okay, I'll be there in exactly
three-and-a-half minutes.
349
00:12:37,722 --> 00:12:39,103
This is fun.
350
00:12:39,241 --> 00:12:41,104
Where did you learn
to shoot like that?
351
00:12:41,242 --> 00:12:43,415
I don't know, camp?
352
00:12:44,588 --> 00:12:46,520
Camp? Like Dirty Harry camp?
353
00:12:46,658 --> 00:12:49,072
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
354
00:12:50,142 --> 00:12:51,867
Is it wrong that
I find that sexy?
355
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,040
You married Barbarella.
356
00:12:53,178 --> 00:12:54,214
I really did.
357
00:12:54,352 --> 00:12:56,248
Why don't you fire
the gun there, Paul?
358
00:13:02,872 --> 00:13:04,942
Sorry!
359
00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:10,082
How come we've never
gone shooting before?
360
00:13:10,221 --> 00:13:13,601
Because we are vigorously
opposed to this type of thing.
361
00:13:13,739 --> 00:13:15,119
Oh, yeah.
362
00:13:15,257 --> 00:13:16,465
I need more bullets.
363
00:13:16,603 --> 00:13:17,638
Allow me.
364
00:13:17,776 --> 00:13:18,638
Thanks, Gardner.
365
00:13:18,776 --> 00:13:19,639
My pleasure.
366
00:13:19,777 --> 00:13:20,604
I love California.
367
00:13:20,742 --> 00:13:21,742
I can see.
368
00:13:21,778 --> 00:13:23,018
I'm gonna go with you, Gardner.
369
00:13:23,123 --> 00:13:24,123
Gimme your gun. Why?
370
00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:25,951
Just till the bullets get here.
371
00:13:30,782 --> 00:13:32,610
You're my delicate flower.
372
00:13:34,749 --> 00:13:37,888
So, uh, what was
the idea? Tell me.
373
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,855
So after you leave, I
pour myself a soda,
374
00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:42,132
and I go off to get a
couple of ice cubes.
375
00:13:42,270 --> 00:13:44,788
During which, I look
down at the ice tray,
376
00:13:44,926 --> 00:13:47,376
and I think to myself, "Now,
this is great, this ice tray."
377
00:13:47,514 --> 00:13:49,722
Who is this person
who came up with this?
378
00:13:49,860 --> 00:13:52,378
Who is the person who
took a tray with water
379
00:13:52,516 --> 00:13:54,379
with the divider
thing with the lever?
380
00:13:54,517 --> 00:13:56,414
This is a visionary, this guy.
381
00:13:56,552 --> 00:13:57,690
Okay.
382
00:13:57,828 --> 00:13:59,002
You're right, it's dumb.
383
00:13:59,140 --> 00:14:00,796
No, no, I'm just trying to...
384
00:14:00,934 --> 00:14:03,659
Okay, then I start to
drink through a straw,
385
00:14:03,797 --> 00:14:07,108
and I'm thinking, "Straw?"
Who is the first person
386
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,593
who said, "I'm not gonna
drink this conventionally.
387
00:14:09,731 --> 00:14:13,905
I'm going to draw it up
through a conduit of some kind."
388
00:14:14,043 --> 00:14:15,843
Yeah, so who was
that, like the earl of, uh...
389
00:14:15,906 --> 00:14:18,010
You're right, it's dopey.
No, no, it's not dopey.
390
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:19,148
Not dopey? Not at all.
391
00:14:19,253 --> 00:14:21,150
Okay, so, uh, here it is:
392
00:14:21,288 --> 00:14:24,634
People who aren't
famous, but should be.
393
00:14:24,772 --> 00:14:26,566
That's my idea.
What do you think?
394
00:14:26,704 --> 00:14:28,980
Well, I... Yes, I think that...
395
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,534
It's crap, isn't
it? No, not at all.
396
00:14:30,672 --> 00:14:31,672
No? No, I...
397
00:14:31,706 --> 00:14:32,706
Do you like it?
398
00:14:32,810 --> 00:14:34,845
I... Yes, yes. You
like it or it's crap?
399
00:14:34,983 --> 00:14:36,467
I... I like it. Really?
400
00:14:36,605 --> 00:14:38,020
Yeah. So we'll
do it or it's crap?
401
00:14:38,158 --> 00:14:39,398
It's not crap. Then well do it?
402
00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:40,983
We can do it, yes.
I think it's great.
403
00:14:41,055 --> 00:14:42,815
It's great, it's not crap!
404
00:14:42,953 --> 00:14:44,264
No.
405
00:14:44,402 --> 00:14:46,161
Okay. Boy, I never
seen her like this.
406
00:14:46,299 --> 00:14:47,610
You know, at home,
407
00:14:47,748 --> 00:14:49,868
she... She practically never
fires a repeating weapon.
408
00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:51,336
She seems lovely.
409
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:53,647
She's great. She's, you know,
she's very accommodating,
410
00:14:53,785 --> 00:14:55,165
she's not demanding...
411
00:14:58,029 --> 00:14:59,409
Oh, how about this?
412
00:14:59,547 --> 00:15:00,926
How about this?
413
00:15:01,064 --> 00:15:03,376
How about we go to
dinner? I know a great place.
414
00:15:03,514 --> 00:15:05,688
Okay. We can take my plane.
415
00:15:06,515 --> 00:15:07,896
Plane?
416
00:15:11,173 --> 00:15:14,036
♪ Oh, the guy who
Invented dimmer switches ♪
417
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:16,969
♪ He was a genius, too ♪
418
00:15:17,107 --> 00:15:19,210
♪ And that sticky
Little lint roller ♪
419
00:15:19,349 --> 00:15:22,592
♪ Takes the lint
Right off of you ♪
420
00:15:22,730 --> 00:15:25,213
♪ And the guy who
Invented Q-tips ♪
421
00:15:25,352 --> 00:15:26,593
♪ It's like a tip ♪
422
00:15:26,731 --> 00:15:27,905
♪ But with a "Q" ♪
423
00:15:28,043 --> 00:15:30,837
♪ None of these
people Were famous ♪
424
00:15:30,975 --> 00:15:32,734
♪ But they should be ♪
425
00:15:32,872 --> 00:15:34,908
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
426
00:15:35,046 --> 00:15:37,219
Yes, sir.
427
00:15:37,358 --> 00:15:38,358
Get in here!
428
00:15:38,496 --> 00:15:39,599
Paul, go ahead.
429
00:15:39,737 --> 00:15:41,531
I'm going to the occupado.
430
00:15:41,669 --> 00:15:42,532
Come on, sweetie.
431
00:15:42,670 --> 00:15:43,912
I don't know about that.
432
00:15:44,050 --> 00:15:45,970
I could get seasick and
airsick at the same time.
433
00:15:46,051 --> 00:15:48,052
You know, most bluesman
would kill for the chance
434
00:15:48,190 --> 00:15:49,590
to get into a hot
tub with a blonde.
435
00:15:49,639 --> 00:15:51,018
You think so? Uh-huh.
436
00:15:51,156 --> 00:15:55,504
Let me check, see if I have
the appropriate bathing attire.
437
00:15:55,642 --> 00:15:58,850
Oh, look who's here,
sweetie, little Mabel.
438
00:15:58,988 --> 00:16:01,472
Look at that. Oh, what
a face. Is that a face?
439
00:16:01,610 --> 00:16:02,783
Uh-huh.
440
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:04,404
You didn't even look.
441
00:16:04,542 --> 00:16:06,232
Uh-huh, I know. I'm busy.
442
00:16:06,371 --> 00:16:07,612
So gorgeous. Look at that.
443
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:09,648
I'm not just saying this
'cause she's our kid...
444
00:16:09,786 --> 00:16:11,506
Maybe I don't want
to look at her right now.
445
00:16:11,580 --> 00:16:13,380
All right, I know. I'm
just another dopey dad.
446
00:16:13,477 --> 00:16:14,837
My god, I'm 30,000
feet in the air,
447
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,479
I can't get a second to myself.
448
00:16:16,616 --> 00:16:18,656
Yeah, but no kidding
around, look at how the face...
449
00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:21,030
30,000 feet in a hot tub, I
can't get a second to myself.
450
00:16:21,101 --> 00:16:22,501
All right, all I'm
saying is that...
451
00:16:22,585 --> 00:16:24,758
Oh, my God! Why
did I have a baby?
452
00:16:25,759 --> 00:16:26,794
What did you say?
453
00:16:26,932 --> 00:16:29,278
"Why did I have a baby?"
454
00:16:29,416 --> 00:16:30,727
Did you just say that?
455
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,728
Ladies and gentlemen,
the pilot tells me
456
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:35,280
we will be landing
within the half hour.
457
00:16:35,418 --> 00:16:36,799
Where are we going already?
458
00:16:36,937 --> 00:16:38,593
I forgot to ask the pilot.
459
00:16:41,732 --> 00:16:43,871
New York? We're going
to New York, really?
460
00:16:44,009 --> 00:16:45,043
We're going to New York?
461
00:16:45,181 --> 00:16:46,941
Yeah. I know this
great little French place
462
00:16:47,079 --> 00:16:48,907
on 12th street. That's
right near our house.
463
00:16:49,045 --> 00:16:50,183
That's right near our house.
464
00:16:50,322 --> 00:16:52,081
Jamie, if you don't
want to go to New York,
465
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:54,703
we'll go, uh, to Boston. I know
a great little seafood place,
466
00:16:54,841 --> 00:16:56,566
uh, near Beacon Hill.
I wanna go to Boston.
467
00:16:56,704 --> 00:16:58,985
Hey, you know what? I
actually think it's time to go home.
468
00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:00,285
Well, I don't want to go home.
469
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:02,396
Why?
470
00:17:02,466 --> 00:17:03,604
I'm having fun.
471
00:17:04,743 --> 00:17:06,640
Well, I'm actually not.
472
00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:08,261
Paul, I miss this.
473
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,641
You miss what?
474
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,228
I miss living like this.
475
00:17:11,366 --> 00:17:15,230
I miss fancy hotel
rooms with swans
476
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,713
and shooting galleries
477
00:17:16,851 --> 00:17:19,025
and private planes
with hot tubs.
478
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,474
I miss my old life.
479
00:17:20,612 --> 00:17:22,172
Hey, I don't want
to hurt your feelings,
480
00:17:22,302 --> 00:17:23,647
but you never did that.
481
00:17:23,785 --> 00:17:25,648
That's like Joey
Bishop's old life.
482
00:17:25,786 --> 00:17:28,409
Are you happy now? You're
missing Joey Bishop's old life.
483
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,202
I know we never did that,
484
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:32,445
but we did other things
that made me feel like that.
485
00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:34,583
We can't do those things
now. We have a baby now.
486
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,240
I'm a mother now.
487
00:17:36,377 --> 00:17:38,999
The fun is over.
488
00:17:39,137 --> 00:17:43,794
Yes, but you enjoy
being a mother, don't you?
489
00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:46,002
Sweetie?
490
00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:47,176
Sweetie?
491
00:17:47,314 --> 00:17:48,659
I say...
492
00:17:48,797 --> 00:17:50,936
tell me, you enjoy being
a mother, don't you?
493
00:17:52,558 --> 00:17:54,006
Hon... okay, you
know what, Gardner?
494
00:17:54,144 --> 00:17:55,938
I gonna ask you to
stop that right now.
495
00:17:57,042 --> 00:17:58,181
Thank you.
496
00:17:58,319 --> 00:18:00,355
Honey, if... if this...
497
00:18:00,492 --> 00:18:01,734
I'm going to Boston.
498
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,701
Okay, 'cause I'm
going to New York.
499
00:18:03,839 --> 00:18:05,702
Okay, I'm going to Boston.
500
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:06,909
Really?
501
00:18:07,047 --> 00:18:08,875
Uh-huh.
502
00:18:09,013 --> 00:18:11,911
Okay, fine.
503
00:18:37,888 --> 00:18:39,269
Hi.
504
00:18:39,406 --> 00:18:41,580
Hi.
505
00:18:41,718 --> 00:18:43,891
How was Boston?
506
00:18:44,029 --> 00:18:49,756
Fine. Gardner wants you to find
the guy who invented cream pie.
507
00:18:49,894 --> 00:18:51,723
All right. You in for the night,
508
00:18:51,861 --> 00:18:53,862
or you going to Istanbul
or something now?
509
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,587
Oh, I'm in, I'm in.
510
00:18:55,725 --> 00:18:56,725
Okay, good.
511
00:19:04,384 --> 00:19:08,247
I wish I hadn't said it, okay?
512
00:19:08,386 --> 00:19:10,732
I didn't mean it.
513
00:19:12,388 --> 00:19:14,767
I did mean it at the moment,
514
00:19:14,905 --> 00:19:17,666
but I didn't really mean it.
515
00:19:19,770 --> 00:19:22,322
A part of me really meant it...
516
00:19:24,393 --> 00:19:28,602
a little teeny tiny, very small
part of me really meant it.
517
00:19:28,740 --> 00:19:34,121
But the rest of me is really
sorry for that small part.
518
00:19:34,259 --> 00:19:37,675
The rest of me is so happy.
519
00:19:43,678 --> 00:19:46,024
So you got all that in Boston?
520
00:19:46,162 --> 00:19:47,576
Well...
521
00:19:50,922 --> 00:19:53,027
that and this.
522
00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:55,855
His name is Leo.
523
00:19:55,993 --> 00:19:59,305
Oh, honey, why'd you
get one with a name?
524
00:20:00,927 --> 00:20:02,307
Oh, it cries.
525
00:20:02,445 --> 00:20:03,583
She's up?
526
00:20:03,721 --> 00:20:05,401
Yeah. She's been up
more or less all night.
527
00:20:05,481 --> 00:20:09,310
Could be she loves you, could
be coincidence. Who knows?
528
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:19,763
So, Leo, you're a crustacean.
529
00:20:19,901 --> 00:20:22,903
You would know. The green
stuff in the middle, what is that?
530
00:20:25,835 --> 00:20:27,801
Hey.
531
00:20:27,939 --> 00:20:30,285
Hey, hi, come here.
532
00:20:30,424 --> 00:20:32,631
Oh, hi.
533
00:20:32,769 --> 00:20:34,528
Hi.
534
00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:36,943
Hi.
535
00:20:37,081 --> 00:20:39,289
Okay, come here.
536
00:20:39,428 --> 00:20:42,325
Come here, come here, come here.
537
00:20:42,463 --> 00:20:44,257
Hi.
538
00:20:44,395 --> 00:20:45,740
Hi, sweetie.
539
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,603
Hi.
540
00:20:52,226 --> 00:20:54,573
♪ You are my sunshine ♪
541
00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:57,090
♪ My only sunshine ♪
542
00:20:57,228 --> 00:20:59,575
♪ You make me happy ♪
543
00:20:59,713 --> 00:21:02,128
♪ When skies are gray ♪
544
00:21:02,265 --> 00:21:04,818
♪ You'll never know Dear ♪
545
00:21:04,956 --> 00:21:07,957
♪ How much I love you ♪
546
00:21:08,095 --> 00:21:12,995
♪ Please don't take
My sunshine away ♪
547
00:21:21,585 --> 00:21:24,103
Okay, here's one: toast.
548
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:25,587
Yes! Yes!
549
00:21:25,725 --> 00:21:28,415
The guy who discovered that
when you, like, superheated bread,
550
00:21:28,553 --> 00:21:30,451
it just changed the
whole bread experience.
551
00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:32,037
Right, changes the whole thing.
552
00:21:32,175 --> 00:21:36,039
And staircases. How... The
guy who invented staircases.
553
00:21:36,177 --> 00:21:38,869
Can you imagine what it
was like before staircases?
554
00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:40,352
Oh, O'm gonna say exhausting.
555
00:21:40,490 --> 00:21:43,111
Place mats! The place mat guy.
556
00:21:43,249 --> 00:21:44,249
Place mats.
557
00:21:44,285 --> 00:21:45,604
The guy who invented place mats.
558
00:21:45,699 --> 00:21:46,699
There's one, huh?
559
00:21:46,769 --> 00:21:48,209
How about... How
about this: matches?
560
00:21:48,287 --> 00:21:49,494
'Cause before matches,
561
00:21:49,632 --> 00:21:51,232
you got to put a
cigarette in your mouth,
562
00:21:51,322 --> 00:21:52,602
put your whole face in the fire.
563
00:21:52,668 --> 00:21:54,807
Meat! Who was the guy who said,
564
00:21:54,945 --> 00:21:57,498
"Stop that, cut
it, and cook it"?
565
00:22:04,432 --> 00:22:05,432
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