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SparklePalooza, give it up
for the world's next big musical legends.
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One, two, three, four.
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♪ We've got to hug and rub-a-dub ♪
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♪ We've got to dance and be in love ♪
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♪ Are you gonna go my way? ♪
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♪ And I gotta, gotta know ♪
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And now, over here on lead guitar,
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my best friend,
the six-string slayer, Otis!
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Woo-hoo!
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I'm gonna melt your face off!
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And over here on drums,
the master of the beat, Reggie!
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I'm a donkey.
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Okay. I thought he'd say
a little more than that.
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Now finally, on lead vocals,
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the pony with soul is me, Thelma.
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And we are The Rusty Buckets!
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Woo-hoo! Yeah!
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Hey, Otis, do you know what time it is?
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Oh, I know what time it is.
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Thelma, do you know what time it is?
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Heck yeah, I know what time it is.
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Thelma! Thelma!
Thelma! Thelma! Thelma!
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Whoo!
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Thelma! Thelma!
Thelma! Thelma! Thelma!
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- ♪ Are you gonna go my way? ♪
We love you, Thelma!
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- Ooh! Ouch.
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We need softer hay.
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Oho! That was sick!
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Yeah, you got, like,
three feet of air that time.
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Well, I hope the judges like it.
I just busted my tailbone, dude.
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Can I be real with you guys?
I don't think it's gonna be enough.
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Okay.
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If we really wanna
kill this audition tomorrow,
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we're gonna need some pyrotechnics.
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Ooh, you even got a big guy in there.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. What?! Oh!
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- Well, see you guys at work tomorrow.
Go, go, go!
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What the heck was that?!
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♪ Don't you ever be sad... ♪
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- Morning, Thelma.
- Morning, Bob.
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Hey, Bessie.
I thought you had the week off.
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Nope. People gotta have their cheese.
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Girl, you crack me up,
getting all that overtime.
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I hear you. I see you.
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Thelma!
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Whoop-whoop!
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Hey, Otis!
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- What you doing? How you feeling?
- Ah! Ooh! Yah! Hee!
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So you ready for the big audition tonight?
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Yeah, I'm ready. Let's do the dang thing.
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We've been trying
to hit it big for way too long.
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Oh, come on. It hasn't been that long.
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It's been ten years.
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Don't you finally wanna play
somewhere that matters?
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I'm happy playing music anywhere,
as long as it's with you.
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Thelma, watch out!
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Whoa!
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You trying to kill me, Reggie?
You need to cut them bangs, son.
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My bad.
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Aw, dang it. Not again.
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Hey. So, uh,
how are those new lyrics coming along?
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What lyrics?
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You know, the lyrics for the one song
you don't have lyrics for.
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Come on, Otis.
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That thing has stumped me
since I was a kid.
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And now, the world premiere
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of Nikki Narwhal's latest music video,
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"Blubber Trouble."
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You've gotta see this.
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Hold up. I gotta see this.
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♪ They say there's plenty of fish
Swimming round in the sea ♪
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♪ Well, don't believe what they say
There ain't another like me ♪
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♪ Don't let this one get away
'Cause, you see, I'm unique ♪
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♪ I'm unique, I'm unique ♪
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♪ Baby, you've got blubber trouble
I'm about to blow your bubble... ♪
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Wow. Now there's someone who has it all.
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No way. Nikki's such a sellout.
She's as fake as it gets.
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Who cares? That girl gets to sing
at SparklePalooza every year.
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That'll be us someday. I just know it.
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Hey, Thelma, Otis!
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Yeah, what do you want?
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- This manure isn't gonna move itself.
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Yeah, Thelma. I can't work like this.
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Yeah, I got you. I'm coming.
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Come on, Thelma,
give us that manure.
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We're starving.
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{\an8}Y'all better not be laying eggs
in my hair.
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She's a fly eater! Get him out!
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I was in her brain!
I was in her brain!
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- I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh no.
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Please don't see me.
Please don't see me. Please--
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Oof.
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{\an8}
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{\an8}Look at that avalanche of doo-doo,
done fell right on her.
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Thelma, is this your routine
for the audition tonight?
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No, Zirconia.
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You know I'm singing.
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You gotta be joking.
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Ain't nobody on earth wanna
hear music from a plain old farm pony.
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You look disgusting.
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Girl, we have the looks and the talent.
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And you got nothing.
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- Ew! What you doing?
- Hey!
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At least I don't have crusty old pink eye.
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What? Esteban, is she for real?
Do I have pink eye?
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Yeah, I think you do.
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Opening tonight
for our SparklePalooza talent search,
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we bring you the Rhinestone Fillies.
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- Yah!
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♪ Come on, shake your body
Baby, do the conga ♪
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♪ I know you can't control yourself
Any longer ♪
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- ♪ Feel the rhythm of the music... ♪
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Woo-hoo-hoo! Yeah!
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Is this a dream,
or is it reality?
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Ooh!
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♪ Come on, shake your body
Baby, do the conga ♪
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Oh!
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Whoo! Yeah! That's what I'm talking about.
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Otis, I'm so nervous I feel like
my heart's gonna drop out of my butt.
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That's scientifically impossible.
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- No, really, I can feel it.
Hello!
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Next up on our talent search tonight,
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an original song performed by, uh...
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The Rusty Buckets?
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You got this.
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Whoo.
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Hey, everybody.
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We're The Rusty Buckets,
and... and we're really excited--
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{\an8}Next!
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Wait, wait. What?
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{\an8}Off the stage, please.
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But we didn't even get
a chance to perform our song.
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{\an8}I'm sorry, kid. There's no future here.
Okay? Keep it moving.
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Hold up.
We've waited years for this opportunity.
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{\an8}- What's not working for you?
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{\an8}Look, babe, you just don't have "it."
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"It"? What do you mean?
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We just want people with a certain look.
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Someone that sparkles
and lights up the stage,
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not some forgettable farm pony.
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What?
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{\an8}Yo, yo, you gotta be something special
to perform at SparklePalooza.
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{\an8}I'm sorry,
but you will never perform there.
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Now, you listen here, buddy-- Whoa!
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- Oh!
- Whoa.
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Thelma!
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You'll never perform there.
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Now, you listen here, buddy--
Whoa!
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Never gonna happen!
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Good evening, fair maiden.
Why the long face?
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I have come from afar to cheer thee up.
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Wilt thou join me on a quest?
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Sure.
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Let me transport you
to a realm of goblins, sorcery,
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and 19th-century homesteaders
on the Oregon Trail.
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{\an8}It's a completely original
role-playing game I've been developing.
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{\an8}I call it Dungeons and Wagons.
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What?
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Mmm!
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My character is
a donkey warlord named Donk-Truvious.
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Check it out. He's got a fake nipple
that doubles as a ninja star.
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Whoops.
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- Donk who?
- Here, this is your character.
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She's a hardened pioneer pony
who dabbles in martial arts.
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She also just beat cholera,
so she has super high stamina points.
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- What do you wanna call her?
Horse Lady?
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Come on, you can do better than that.
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Okay, fine. Then Sad Horse Lady.
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What? That's weak.
- Why can't I just be this unicorn?
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Oh, sorry, everyone wants to be her.
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She's a level 300 cleric.
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{\an8}You can only unlock her after you sell
your soul to a shape-shifter warlock.
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Okay, okay, so our wagon train
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has just been attacked
by a horde of goblins,
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and we are the only survivors.
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I'm sorry, Otis.
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This game is really great,
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but I'm just too bummed out
to play it right now.
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Hey, don't worry about
what happened tonight.
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Pfft! Yeah, right.
You heard what those judges said.
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It's never gonna happen for us.
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No way, Thelma.
We're just getting started.
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We'll have plenty of other chances.
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No.
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Everyone's always told me
I didn't have the right looks for this.
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And you know what? I think they're right.
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Well, I think you're perfect.
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Good night, Thelma.
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Yay, breakfast!
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Group photo, everyone.
We did it.
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Rhinestone Fillies, man.
We killed that last night.
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Ew. Move your eyeball.
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Did we show up and show out?
Yes, we did!
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That was amazing!
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Wait, hold on now.
Make sure you get my good eye.
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- Thelma?
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Mmm...
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Oh, hey.
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Hey, weirdo. Nice carrot horn.
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Otis, what do I remind you of?
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Uh... A pony with a large edible mass
growing out of its brain?
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What? No, you ding-dong.
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Come on, for real this time. Try again.
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Ah.
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Wait, I got it. You're a carrot
with a pony stuck to its butt.
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Wrong! Come on, Otis.
You can do better than that.
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Uh... Oh, you're the new mascot
for Root Vegetable Awareness Month.
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Otis, you're killing me.
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Look out!
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- Huh?
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Ugh! Gross! What is this stuff?
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Uh... Thelma, I think you better
go take a look at yourself.
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I swear, that dude
needs to learn how to drive.
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What?
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I'm a unicorn.
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I'm a unicorn.
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I'm a unicorn!
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Woo-hoo!
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A fake unicorn.
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Ha ha! Who cares?
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Take a picture of me
so I can post it on Pigstagram.
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Oh! Wait, wait, wait.
Let me delete my old account first.
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I'm gonna create a whole new profile.
It'll be like the old me never existed.
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Don't delete the old you.
I'm friends with the old you.
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{\an8}- Yeah.
- Are you kidding?
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Here. Just take the photo.
Just take the photo.
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Okay, okay, okay. Ready?
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One, two, three.
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- Let me see. Let me see. How do I look?
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Oh.
Man, stop playing with me.
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- For real this time.
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Look! Look! There's a unicorn!
I told you they were real!
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Unicorn, unicorn, unicorn,
unicorn, unicorn, unicorn!
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- Unicorn!
- Whoo!
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So you're just gonna let people think
you're a real unicorn now?
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This is the best day of my life.
Oh my gosh, she's so beautiful.
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Well, I'm definitely
not gonna break that little girl's heart.
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Hi.
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- Oh, hey, baby. What's your name?
- Suzie.
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- What's your name?
- Thelma.
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Thelma?
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Thelma the Unicorn?
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Can I take your picture?
246
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Yeah, girl.
Course you can take my picture.
247
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But watch out.
248
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- My sparkles might blow up your phone.
249
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- Is this real? This is a mirage.
I can't believe this.
250
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What a dream duo.
Okay, get ready.
251
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Say "cheese."
252
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Cheese!
253
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Smile with them teeth!
254
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Honey, all of your teeth.
- Like this?
255
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Too much teeth, baby.
256
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Unicorn dust?
257
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I'll bet it tastes like candy.
258
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- Ooh, rub some of that dust on me.
259
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Here you go.
- Thank you so much.
260
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Check this out.
261
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Hold up.
262
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I don't believe it. A real unicorn!
263
00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:19,333
I wonder if she can grant me
eternal youth.
264
00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:22,333
- Can your horn shoot lasers?
- Um...
265
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:25,083
- Does your poo smell like flowers?
- Well...
266
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- What color is your blood?
- Rainbow colored.
267
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- You don't really sound like a unicorn.
- Hey, what's that supposed to mean?
268
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I thought they were supposed
to sound like...
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"Hi, I'm a unicorn!
My tears turn into glitter and cupcakes!"
270
00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:41,250
Yeah, well, all those unicorns
got eaten by dragons.
271
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Oh.
272
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Can you do anything magical?
273
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- Magical?
Yeah, can you?
274
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Uh... Yeah. I can sing.
275
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Sing for us!
276
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- Sing for us!
- Sing!
277
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Please?
278
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Otis, go get your guitar.
This is our big chance.
279
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You can't be serious.
280
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- You wanna perform like this?
- Yes!
281
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Um... Excuse me?
282
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Are you really a real unicorn?
283
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Yes. Yes, I am.
284
00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:20,125
- No way!
- Cool.
285
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All right!
286
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Psst. Thelma.
287
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:24,166
Reggie?
288
00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:26,541
The new makeover looks sick.
289
00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:28,583
Otis, get over there.
290
00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:30,458
You've gotta be kidding me.
291
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♪ Something's moving
Something's there ♪
292
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♪ Something's blooming in the air ♪
293
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♪ I can hear it ♪
294
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♪ There's a spirit whispering in my ear ♪
295
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♪ And it's growing ♪
296
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♪ Growing fast ♪
297
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♪ Like the phoenix rising from the ash ♪
298
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♪ It's amazing ♪
299
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♪ Once you face it
Then you can't look back ♪
300
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♪ Can you feel it? ♪
301
00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:19,000
♪ It's alive ♪
302
00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:23,541
♪ And it's never, never gonna die ♪
303
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♪ Don't you fight it ♪
304
00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:27,083
♪ Just ignite it ♪
305
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♪ The fire inside ♪
306
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Otis, I think they like it!
307
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I know. Keep going! Keep going!
308
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♪ I've been dreaming for so long ♪
309
00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:39,916
♪ Dreaming of a song ♪
310
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♪ That the people love to sing along ♪
311
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♪ Now I'm screaming ♪
312
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♪ Screaming at the top of my lungs ♪
313
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- ♪ Yeah ♪
314
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♪ Can you feel it? ♪
315
00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:55,875
♪ It's alive ♪
316
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:59,750
♪ And it's never, never gonna die ♪
317
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:02,208
- ♪ Can you feel it? ♪
318
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:03,916
- ♪ It's alive ♪
319
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:08,291
♪ And it's never gonna die ♪
320
00:18:08,291 --> 00:18:10,291
♪ Don't you fight it ♪
321
00:18:10,291 --> 00:18:12,208
- ♪ Just ignite it ♪
322
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:16,458
♪ There's a light on and it's shining ♪
323
00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:17,916
♪ Don't you fight it ♪
324
00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:19,916
♪ Just ignite it ♪
325
00:18:19,916 --> 00:18:22,125
♪ The fire inside ♪
326
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♪ The fire inside ♪
327
00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:34,458
Yeah!
328
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,583
Again! Again!
329
00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:40,583
That was awesome!
330
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:49,125
Well... [exhales] ...looks like
we're going to see a unicorn.
331
00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:53,333
Suffice it to say,
332
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:57,166
we don't get many unicorns
putting on rock shows in these parts.
333
00:18:57,166 --> 00:18:59,666
That's just not something
you see in this region.
334
00:18:59,666 --> 00:19:01,375
No, not generally.
335
00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:05,333
- Thanks for coming. You too, bald guy.
- Yeah, Thelma! Woo-hoo-hoo!
336
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Yeah!
337
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:08,875
All right.
Don't forget about my band.
338
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:12,083
- Hey, you guys want my autograph?
No, thanks.
339
00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:15,541
I can't believe it, Otis.
People actually liked our music!
340
00:19:15,541 --> 00:19:17,666
That was insane!
341
00:19:17,666 --> 00:19:20,375
Uh, but I think we should try
to get that stuff off you now.
342
00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:23,750
What? No way. Uh-uh.
I'm not washing this off.
343
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:25,750
This is exactly
what I've been waiting for.
344
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:29,708
- I'm finally special.
- You were special before all this, Thelma.
345
00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:31,708
You don't need this unicorn stuff.
346
00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:35,791
And why not? You pretend all the time.
You're Dank-Poopy-Butt, or whatever it is.
347
00:19:35,791 --> 00:19:37,291
It's Donk-Truvious.
348
00:19:37,291 --> 00:19:40,000
And it's totally different.
That's just a game.
349
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,583
But think about it, Otis.
350
00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:45,166
No one even paid attention to us
until I turned into this unicorn.
351
00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:48,833
The Rusty Buckets finally have
a lead singer that looks like a star.
352
00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:51,833
Yeah, but I didn't think
this would be a forever thing.
353
00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:54,833
Come on. People are finally
giving our music a chance.
354
00:19:57,208 --> 00:19:58,875
Fine.
355
00:20:00,458 --> 00:20:03,208
Otis, look!
356
00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:04,958
- Yeah!
357
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:14,041
♪ We're dancing
Dropping the beat ♪
358
00:20:14,041 --> 00:20:15,083
♪ Splish, splash ♪
359
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:17,833
♪ We're the Pool Boys
We're the Pool Boys ♪
360
00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:20,208
♪ We're gonna jump in ♪
361
00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:22,625
- ♪ Clean ♪
- ♪ Keep it so clean ♪
362
00:20:22,625 --> 00:20:25,083
♪ Pool Boys
We're the Pool Boys ♪
363
00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:26,583
♪ Keep it so clean ♪
364
00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:28,583
♪ Scrub-a-dub-dub
You know what's up ♪
365
00:20:28,583 --> 00:20:30,541
♪ Pool Boys looking super buff ♪
366
00:20:30,541 --> 00:20:32,625
♪ Rain or shine, you are fine-- ♪
367
00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:34,375
- Pool Boys!
368
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:36,500
What in the heck are you doing?
369
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:39,958
I already done told y'all
no more dillydallying around the veranda.
370
00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:43,541
Ah!
- Nikki!
371
00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:45,958
Hey, hey, you guys!
372
00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:49,000
Ba-bam! Guess who's back in the house?
373
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,291
Aah.
374
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:57,250
Good morning, Megan.
How's my favorite little assistant?
375
00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:59,833
- Doing great, Nikki.
376
00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:02,833
Get in here, boys. The water's great.
377
00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:03,833
Whoo!
378
00:21:03,833 --> 00:21:05,083
Whoo!
379
00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:09,583
So you've got a photo shoot at noon,
a blubber massage at one, and...
380
00:21:09,583 --> 00:21:10,500
- Oh!
381
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:13,041
...you're getting
a seaweed colonic at three.
382
00:21:13,041 --> 00:21:14,791
- Blech.
383
00:21:14,791 --> 00:21:17,250
Hey, Nikki. What a morning.
384
00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:34,208
♪ If you can feel what I am feeling
Then the truth is just believing ♪
385
00:21:34,208 --> 00:21:35,750
- Wow!
- ♪ You're my ♪
386
00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:38,416
♪ You're my diamond girl ♪
387
00:21:40,125 --> 00:21:42,250
- Oh, baby.
388
00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:45,875
Nikki, there's an awful review
of your show in the paper.
389
00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:48,125
I don't want you to hear it at all.
390
00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:49,041
Listen.
391
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:53,208
{\an8}"A bloated whale carcass was discovered
in Las Vegas Friday night,
392
00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:56,333
{\an8}300 miles from the nearest beach."
393
00:21:56,333 --> 00:21:58,000
"It was Nikki Narwhal,
394
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,250
{\an8}whose new show has a smell of low tide."
395
00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:02,833
{\an8}Ooh, ouchie.
396
00:22:02,833 --> 00:22:05,333
- Vic, why are you reading this to me?
397
00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:09,541
- Yeah, Vic, what the heck?
- Well, because I'm your manager, darling.
398
00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:12,083
I don't care what the critics say.
399
00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:14,125
My fans love "Blubber Trouble."
400
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:16,875
It's the number one song
in the world right now.
401
00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:20,291
You're right, Nikki.
Number one, but with a two after it. Heh.
402
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:24,500
Nikki, I'm going to tell you like it is
because I love ya.
403
00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:26,458
Your fame is on life support.
404
00:22:26,458 --> 00:22:31,833
If we don't find some kind of a jolt soon,
your career will be dead as a dodo.
405
00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:33,375
Well, then fix it!
406
00:22:34,583 --> 00:22:38,041
We need to build your brand
beyond the music, Nikki.
407
00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:40,375
We need to strategize.
408
00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:43,083
- You're the manager. You strategize.
409
00:22:43,083 --> 00:22:46,958
- Megan, get me a bucket of cod. Now!
410
00:22:46,958 --> 00:22:48,625
You got it, girlfriend.
411
00:22:50,208 --> 00:22:51,333
♪ Jump, jump ♪
412
00:22:52,666 --> 00:22:53,958
♪ Uh-huh ♪
413
00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:55,833
- Later, Vic.
414
00:23:01,291 --> 00:23:02,833
Oh.
415
00:23:06,375 --> 00:23:08,375
Uh-oh. That's not good.
416
00:23:08,375 --> 00:23:11,500
You just summoned a demon.
417
00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:14,041
Oh yeah? Well, bring it on, demon.
418
00:23:14,041 --> 00:23:15,666
Spoon attack.
419
00:23:15,666 --> 00:23:17,041
- Deflected!
- Yah! Yah! Yah!
420
00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:23,166
Ooh. No! You've taken my soul!
421
00:23:25,958 --> 00:23:27,916
Hold up. Do you hear that?
422
00:23:27,916 --> 00:23:29,375
Uh... Yeah.
423
00:23:48,375 --> 00:23:50,625
Whoa. Is that--
424
00:23:50,625 --> 00:23:54,250
That's... That's Peggy Purvis,
the legendary music producer!
425
00:23:54,250 --> 00:23:56,958
No way! I... I thought she retired.
426
00:23:56,958 --> 00:23:58,708
What is she doing here?
427
00:23:58,708 --> 00:24:01,708
I believe she's here
to see you, little missy.
428
00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:03,666
- Whoa.
429
00:24:04,166 --> 00:24:06,708
Oh, those are some stinky licks.
430
00:24:07,791 --> 00:24:09,625
You're pretty stanky yourself.
431
00:24:09,625 --> 00:24:12,708
Woo-hoo! That sounded amazing, y'all!
432
00:24:12,708 --> 00:24:14,375
Thelma!
433
00:24:14,375 --> 00:24:17,916
Thelma! Thelma!
I just got to jam with a guitar legend!
434
00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:20,000
I know! That's so crazy!
435
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,416
Thelma, right?
436
00:24:21,416 --> 00:24:22,541
Peggy Purvis.
437
00:24:22,541 --> 00:24:24,875
Wow. Uh, I'm a huge fan.
438
00:24:24,875 --> 00:24:27,791
That song you sang on the news today?
439
00:24:28,458 --> 00:24:30,791
I ain't never heard anything like it.
440
00:24:30,791 --> 00:24:32,500
For real? Thank you.
441
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:34,208
How'd you come up with it?
442
00:24:34,208 --> 00:24:37,875
Oh, that old thing?
I wrote that a long time ago.
443
00:24:37,875 --> 00:24:40,458
I just never had a chance
to play it for anybody.
444
00:24:40,458 --> 00:24:43,541
Gee, kid, you're really something special.
445
00:24:43,541 --> 00:24:45,375
And she's a unicorn.
446
00:24:45,375 --> 00:24:47,791
I don't care what she is.
447
00:24:47,791 --> 00:24:51,250
This girl, she could sing the phone book
and make you cry.
448
00:24:51,250 --> 00:24:53,250
I don't know about that.
449
00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:56,083
So, you kids wanna make a record?
450
00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:04,208
Knock-knock. Anyone home?
451
00:25:05,875 --> 00:25:08,666
Are you serious? That would be our dream.
452
00:25:08,666 --> 00:25:10,125
But I thought that you, uh...
453
00:25:10,125 --> 00:25:12,750
Stopped producing music
after I went blind?
454
00:25:12,750 --> 00:25:15,666
Yeah, well,
maybe you could be my comeback.
455
00:25:17,458 --> 00:25:20,416
Grab your bags.
I'm not getting any younger.
456
00:25:20,416 --> 00:25:23,958
We're making an album with Peggy Purvis?
457
00:25:23,958 --> 00:25:25,250
What?!
458
00:25:40,708 --> 00:25:41,583
Watch your step.
459
00:25:49,833 --> 00:25:51,500
Wow.
460
00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:53,958
I've never been in a real studio before.
461
00:25:53,958 --> 00:25:55,250
Whoa!
462
00:25:56,291 --> 00:25:59,625
- Oh!
463
00:25:59,625 --> 00:26:01,625
Well, get used to it.
464
00:26:01,625 --> 00:26:04,041
My gut tells me
you gonna be in here a lot.
465
00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:06,583
No way!
466
00:26:06,583 --> 00:26:09,083
You recorded Patsy Swine
and Smokey Buffalo here?
467
00:26:09,083 --> 00:26:10,125
Sure did.
468
00:26:10,125 --> 00:26:12,958
Someday, The Rusty Buckets'
picture's gonna be up there too.
469
00:26:12,958 --> 00:26:13,916
Boom.
470
00:26:18,375 --> 00:26:19,416
You know, it's funny.
471
00:26:19,416 --> 00:26:23,041
A lot of people told us we'd never make it
'cause we didn't look like stars.
472
00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:26,416
Well, it's a good thing
I don't care what you look like, Thelma.
473
00:26:27,041 --> 00:26:28,958
Peggy, be real with me.
474
00:26:28,958 --> 00:26:31,000
Do you think you could get us
into SparklePalooza?
475
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:34,375
Nope, can't guarantee you
anything like that.
476
00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:38,166
But you can get yourself
to SparklePalooza by singing the truth.
477
00:26:38,166 --> 00:26:39,666
Sing it from your heart.
478
00:26:40,875 --> 00:26:43,500
Yeah, I got this one song
I've been working on
479
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:45,083
since I was a little kid.
480
00:26:45,083 --> 00:26:48,625
- Just never found the right words for it.
- Baby, don't worry about it.
481
00:26:48,625 --> 00:26:50,541
Lyrics are like food poisoning.
482
00:26:50,541 --> 00:26:52,500
It hits you when you least expect it.
483
00:26:53,916 --> 00:26:56,541
Now show me what you got cooking
in that songbook of yours.
484
00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:58,416
It's time to jam!
485
00:27:10,666 --> 00:27:13,208
♪ If we all come from nothing ♪
486
00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:16,583
♪ If we're all made of stars ♪
487
00:27:16,583 --> 00:27:19,416
♪ If trees can grow from tiny seeds ♪
488
00:27:19,416 --> 00:27:22,375
♪ If destiny is to live your dreams ♪
489
00:27:22,375 --> 00:27:26,000
- ♪ I say, why? ♪
- ♪ Why, why, why, why, why, why, why? ♪
490
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,541
- ♪ Why? ♪
- ♪ Why, why, why, why? ♪
491
00:27:27,541 --> 00:27:28,500
♪ Whoo! ♪
492
00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:30,083
♪ Can't it be me? ♪
493
00:27:31,541 --> 00:27:34,208
♪ Woo-hoo, ooh ♪
494
00:27:35,375 --> 00:27:38,291
♪ My roots run deep, so I can't fall ♪
495
00:27:38,291 --> 00:27:41,708
♪ My dreams don't sleep
They just grow tall ♪
496
00:27:41,708 --> 00:27:44,666
♪ I can rise without fear ♪
497
00:27:44,666 --> 00:27:47,291
♪ Let my truth be all I hear ♪
498
00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:51,541
- ♪ I said why, why, why can't it be me? ♪
- ♪ Why, why, why, can't it be me? ♪
499
00:27:52,333 --> 00:27:53,916
♪ Oh! ♪
500
00:27:53,916 --> 00:27:57,916
- ♪ Why, why, why can't it be me? ♪
- ♪ Why, why, why can't it be me? ♪
501
00:27:59,541 --> 00:28:00,750
♪ Why can't it be me? ♪
502
00:28:00,750 --> 00:28:02,166
♪ Yeah ♪
503
00:28:02,166 --> 00:28:05,833
♪ Why can't it be me? ♪
504
00:28:07,583 --> 00:28:10,708
- Honey, I think you better take this.
505
00:28:14,541 --> 00:28:15,375
Mmm.
506
00:28:15,375 --> 00:28:18,208
Peggy, darling,
I've got great news for you.
507
00:28:18,208 --> 00:28:21,208
It's Vic Diamond.
Listen, I'm so glad you answered,
508
00:28:21,208 --> 00:28:23,583
because I thought
you'd probably be dead by now.
509
00:28:23,583 --> 00:28:26,833
- Hey, I'm delighted to be wrong this time.
510
00:28:26,833 --> 00:28:28,208
What do you want, Vic?
511
00:28:28,208 --> 00:28:29,791
Well, buckle up, Peggy.
512
00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:33,291
I've called to make you
and that singing unicorn an offer...
513
00:28:34,625 --> 00:28:37,375
...an offer you cannot refuse.
514
00:28:37,375 --> 00:28:41,625
Uh... Yes, I can. Check this out. Refused.
515
00:28:41,625 --> 00:28:46,666
Oh. Then I suppose you're not interested
in her opening for Nikki Narwhal today
516
00:28:46,666 --> 00:28:48,916
at her live show.
517
00:28:48,916 --> 00:28:50,500
Not gonna happen, Vic.
518
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:54,541
Come on, Peggy.
I don't have time for patty-cake.
519
00:28:54,541 --> 00:28:55,750
I don't have the cake,
520
00:28:55,750 --> 00:28:59,375
and you know darn well
I don't have the patties.
521
00:29:04,208 --> 00:29:05,416
Ah.
522
00:29:05,416 --> 00:29:09,375
You wouldn't want to be the only one
standing in the way of her success,
523
00:29:09,375 --> 00:29:10,291
would you?
524
00:29:13,916 --> 00:29:15,250
What? What is it?
525
00:29:15,916 --> 00:29:18,750
You kids wanna open
for Nikki Narwhal this afternoon?
526
00:29:18,750 --> 00:29:21,583
What?! Are you serious?
527
00:29:21,583 --> 00:29:23,083
I don't know, Thelma.
528
00:29:23,083 --> 00:29:25,958
I don't think we're ready
for a big stage like that.
529
00:29:25,958 --> 00:29:29,250
What are you talking about?
This is a huge opportunity.
530
00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:31,166
I know we already talked about this,
531
00:29:31,166 --> 00:29:34,000
but don't you wanna
wash the paint off first?
532
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,125
No way, man.
533
00:29:35,125 --> 00:29:37,541
I ain't gonna mess this up.
It'll ruin everything.
534
00:29:37,541 --> 00:29:39,375
Peggy, we'll do it!
535
00:29:55,625 --> 00:29:58,416
♪ Ah, let's do it
Let's dance ♪
536
00:29:58,416 --> 00:30:00,333
♪ Dance across the floor ♪
537
00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:02,208
♪ Get to it
Let's dance ♪
538
00:30:02,208 --> 00:30:04,125
♪ Let's do it some more ♪
539
00:30:04,125 --> 00:30:06,708
♪ Ah, let's do it
Let's dance ♪
540
00:30:06,708 --> 00:30:08,625
♪ Let's dance across the floor ♪
541
00:30:08,625 --> 00:30:11,125
♪ Ah, get to it
Let's dance ♪
542
00:30:11,125 --> 00:30:13,166
♪ Let's do it some more ♪
543
00:30:13,166 --> 00:30:14,833
- ♪ With your baby... ♪
544
00:30:14,833 --> 00:30:18,375
Peggy, darling, baby, looking great.
545
00:30:18,375 --> 00:30:21,541
Did you just buy your clothes at a rodeo?
546
00:30:21,541 --> 00:30:22,916
Yeehaw.
547
00:30:22,916 --> 00:30:24,750
- Vic.
548
00:30:25,416 --> 00:30:27,666
Still rocking that handsome smile.
549
00:30:27,666 --> 00:30:28,916
- Good for you.
550
00:30:28,916 --> 00:30:30,083
Enough!
551
00:30:30,875 --> 00:30:34,750
Oh, baby, look at you. You're a star.
552
00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:37,833
Like a fluffy piece
of cotton candy with legs.
553
00:30:37,833 --> 00:30:40,583
Yeah, well, I'm nothing without my band.
554
00:30:40,583 --> 00:30:43,708
Vicky D! What up?
555
00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:46,875
Oh, hello, donkey boys.
556
00:30:46,875 --> 00:30:51,833
Hey, look, I bought us
some matching diamond bracelets.
557
00:30:51,833 --> 00:30:55,125
And wowee, they're connected.
558
00:30:55,125 --> 00:30:56,791
- Uh...
- Okay.
559
00:30:58,791 --> 00:30:59,958
{\an8}
560
00:30:59,958 --> 00:31:01,708
{\an8}Come on, child. Let's go.
561
00:31:02,833 --> 00:31:06,250
Yeah! Whoo!
562
00:31:11,458 --> 00:31:13,291
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey... ♪
Wow.
563
00:31:13,291 --> 00:31:17,333
These dudes sure like to dance.
- These are the Pool Boys.
564
00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:19,833
They say if they stop dancing, they die.
565
00:31:19,833 --> 00:31:21,500
♪ Say hey, hey, hey... ♪
566
00:31:23,666 --> 00:31:26,666
Right this way. Unicorns first.
567
00:31:26,666 --> 00:31:27,916
Wow.
568
00:31:28,666 --> 00:31:31,500
- ♪ Hollywood ♪
569
00:31:32,625 --> 00:31:34,041
♪ Hollywood swinging ♪
570
00:31:35,125 --> 00:31:37,625
I think
they want us to go in that limo.
571
00:31:37,625 --> 00:31:40,291
- ♪ Hollywood... ♪
572
00:31:40,291 --> 00:31:42,291
See you guys at the hotel!
573
00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:44,708
Last one there's a smelly donkey.
574
00:31:44,708 --> 00:31:46,083
Ta-ta!
575
00:31:46,083 --> 00:31:49,166
♪ The city of the stars
Movies, women, and cars... ♪
576
00:31:54,250 --> 00:31:56,666
- ♪ Say hey, hey, hey ♪
577
00:31:58,916 --> 00:32:01,333
- ♪ What ya got to say? ♪
578
00:32:03,041 --> 00:32:05,125
- ♪ Say hey, hey, hey ♪
579
00:32:07,541 --> 00:32:08,833
♪ What ya got to say? ♪
580
00:32:10,291 --> 00:32:12,125
Oh man. What just happened?
581
00:32:12,125 --> 00:32:13,791
{\an8}
582
00:32:15,916 --> 00:32:17,875
- ♪ Hollywood swinging... ♪
- Bummer.
583
00:32:19,166 --> 00:32:20,416
Look.
584
00:32:20,416 --> 00:32:22,750
It's your name in lights.
585
00:32:23,333 --> 00:32:24,541
Wow.
586
00:32:24,541 --> 00:32:25,833
♪ Hollywood swinging ♪
587
00:32:28,708 --> 00:32:31,791
I don't know why
Vic thinks I need some silly unicorn
588
00:32:31,791 --> 00:32:33,833
to sell tickets to my own show!
589
00:32:33,833 --> 00:32:36,041
I've never needed an opening act!
590
00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:38,375
That pink unicorn's got nothing on you.
591
00:32:38,375 --> 00:32:41,000
- Now, hit me with that freestyle.
- Yes, Megan.
592
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,958
♪ Mmm, a whale that sings ♪
593
00:32:43,958 --> 00:32:47,125
♪ Mmm, a whale that sings really well ♪
594
00:32:47,125 --> 00:32:49,708
♪ I'm a better swimmer than you ♪
595
00:32:49,708 --> 00:32:52,250
♪ 'Cause you got four legs
And I got a tail ♪
596
00:32:52,250 --> 00:32:53,625
- What in the...?!
597
00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:58,750
Oh, Nikki, darling.
598
00:32:59,333 --> 00:33:00,250
Megan.
599
00:33:01,666 --> 00:33:05,166
This little honey horse
is Thelma the Unicorn.
600
00:33:05,166 --> 00:33:08,375
She's a big, yet minuscule, fan.
601
00:33:09,041 --> 00:33:10,416
Hey.
602
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,041
- Ugh.
- Okay.
603
00:33:14,541 --> 00:33:17,166
Oh, Nikki, you're so awkward.
604
00:33:18,583 --> 00:33:20,916
Opening today
for the first time ever,
605
00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:26,041
we bring you the viral singing sensation,
Thelma the Unicorn!
606
00:33:26,041 --> 00:33:29,416
{\an8}Vic, I can't do this without my band.
Where are they?
607
00:33:29,416 --> 00:33:33,666
Oh no. Do you think they've abandoned you?
608
00:33:33,666 --> 00:33:35,583
No, of course not.
609
00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:38,083
Some bands just aren't ready
for the big stage.
610
00:33:38,083 --> 00:33:40,000
But they wouldn't just bail like that.
611
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,583
You poor, poor thing.
612
00:33:41,583 --> 00:33:44,416
I know how badly you wanted this.
613
00:33:44,416 --> 00:33:47,208
Would you like me to cancel the show?
614
00:33:55,875 --> 00:33:59,583
No. I've been waiting
for something like this my whole life.
615
00:34:00,416 --> 00:34:03,375
- Let's do this thing.
- Fantastic.
616
00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:06,833
Now, let's get out there
and show everyone how special you are.
617
00:34:25,958 --> 00:34:28,666
Hi, everybody. I'm Thelma the Unicorn.
618
00:34:30,208 --> 00:34:32,458
♪ When the world's so big ♪
619
00:34:32,458 --> 00:34:34,875
♪ It's easy to feel small ♪
620
00:34:34,875 --> 00:34:38,125
♪ When no one's ever looking down ♪
621
00:34:39,458 --> 00:34:41,625
♪ Now nobody sees me ♪
622
00:34:41,625 --> 00:34:44,166
♪ And nobody wants to be me ♪
623
00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:47,416
♪ I'm gonna have to show 'em now ♪
624
00:34:47,416 --> 00:34:52,125
♪ I'm fresh out of chances left untaken ♪
625
00:34:52,125 --> 00:34:56,166
♪ Gonna work on my moves, baby
I've been making ♪
626
00:34:56,166 --> 00:35:01,416
- We love you, Thelma!
- ♪ I'm done shrinking to fit into spaces ♪
627
00:35:01,416 --> 00:35:04,125
- ♪ It's time to show the world ♪
- Thelma!
628
00:35:04,125 --> 00:35:08,041
♪ That I'm going places ♪
629
00:35:08,041 --> 00:35:09,166
♪ Go big ♪
630
00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:11,833
♪ Or go home ♪
631
00:35:11,833 --> 00:35:15,166
♪ If you fall, dust it off
And get back on your feet ♪
632
00:35:17,125 --> 00:35:18,791
♪ You gotta go big ♪
633
00:35:19,708 --> 00:35:20,916
♪ Or go home ♪
634
00:35:20,916 --> 00:35:24,541
♪ Leave my fears at the door
'Cause there's no one like me ♪
635
00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:28,500
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪
636
00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:32,541
Vic, what are you doing?
Those fireworks are for Nikki!
637
00:35:32,541 --> 00:35:37,166
It appears that Vic Diamond
has just given birth to a new diamond.
638
00:35:39,166 --> 00:35:41,041
♪ Got my eyes on the prize... ♪
639
00:35:41,041 --> 00:35:43,458
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold it right there.
640
00:35:43,458 --> 00:35:45,208
We're supposed to be opening for Nikki.
641
00:35:45,208 --> 00:35:48,750
Uh, well, you guys showed up way too late.
642
00:35:48,750 --> 00:35:52,083
♪ I'm fresh out of chances left untaken ♪
643
00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:56,625
♪ Gonna work on my moves, baby
I've been making ♪
644
00:35:56,625 --> 00:36:01,375
♪ And I am done shrinking
To fit into spaces ♪
645
00:36:01,375 --> 00:36:07,750
♪ It's time to show the world
What I've been making ♪
646
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:09,625
♪ Go big ♪
647
00:36:10,416 --> 00:36:11,666
♪ Or go home ♪
648
00:36:11,666 --> 00:36:15,125
♪ If you fall, dust it off
And get back on your feet ♪
649
00:36:15,125 --> 00:36:16,041
♪ Ooh... ♪
650
00:36:16,041 --> 00:36:18,458
Good luck finding a new manager, Nikki...
651
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,166
...because we're through.
652
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:25,833
♪ No ♪
653
00:36:26,583 --> 00:36:28,333
♪ Go big ♪
654
00:36:28,833 --> 00:36:30,791
♪ Go big ♪
655
00:36:31,291 --> 00:36:36,125
♪ Yeah ♪
656
00:36:37,916 --> 00:36:39,083
Yay!
657
00:36:39,583 --> 00:36:41,666
Thank you, thank you so much.
658
00:36:46,333 --> 00:36:50,416
- Get off my stage!
Yeah, beat her good!
659
00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:54,041
- No, please, please, please, please!
660
00:37:00,041 --> 00:37:02,333
DJ, play my music!
661
00:37:06,375 --> 00:37:08,666
- Go away! No, thank you!
- Boo!
662
00:37:10,125 --> 00:37:12,708
Unicorn! Unicorn!
663
00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:15,916
- Unicorn! Unicorn!
You wanna see her again?!
664
00:37:15,916 --> 00:37:19,583
Unicorn! Unicorn!
Whoa!
665
00:37:21,958 --> 00:37:24,333
I got you, girl.
666
00:37:25,958 --> 00:37:29,291
I'm so sorry, Vic.
I... I didn't mean for this to happen.
667
00:37:29,291 --> 00:37:33,541
One supernova must implode
so a new star can take its place.
668
00:37:34,458 --> 00:37:38,625
I could turn you into the biggest star
on the planet, Thelma.
669
00:37:38,625 --> 00:37:42,833
Thanks, Vic, but I've already got
Peggy to help me with my music.
670
00:37:42,833 --> 00:37:49,083
Thelma, Thelma, if you stay with Peggy,
you'll never make it to SparklePalooza.
671
00:37:49,083 --> 00:37:50,458
Don't you get it?
672
00:37:50,458 --> 00:37:54,625
Working with me
will guarantee you play there someday.
673
00:37:55,250 --> 00:37:57,875
Well, can I bring my band with me?
674
00:37:57,875 --> 00:38:00,458
Of course you can, darling.
675
00:38:03,666 --> 00:38:07,625
Sign with me,
and your dream will become a reality.
676
00:38:10,083 --> 00:38:13,416
Thelma! Thelma! Thelma!
677
00:38:13,416 --> 00:38:16,750
Thelma! Thelma! Thelma!
678
00:38:16,750 --> 00:38:19,666
I'm only going
to make this offer once.
679
00:38:23,125 --> 00:38:25,916
Congratulations, my dear unicorn.
680
00:38:25,916 --> 00:38:27,750
We are officially in business.
681
00:38:29,916 --> 00:38:33,208
Now, let's get out of here
before that whale impales us both.
682
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,083
Thelma, take a selfie with me!
683
00:38:42,125 --> 00:38:44,458
Whoo! Thelma!
684
00:38:44,458 --> 00:38:48,375
I have these adoption papers
that will legally make me your son!
685
00:38:48,375 --> 00:38:49,791
Will you sign them for me?
686
00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:59,708
Look, your very own unichopper.
687
00:39:02,166 --> 00:39:03,250
Wow.
688
00:39:03,250 --> 00:39:04,416
Thelma!
689
00:39:04,416 --> 00:39:07,458
- Hey, let go of me. Thelma!
- Otis?
690
00:39:07,458 --> 00:39:08,916
Wh-- Where have you been?
691
00:39:08,916 --> 00:39:11,750
We've been trying to find you.
Why'd you perform without us?
692
00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:14,583
What was I supposed to do?
You guys completely abandoned me.
693
00:39:14,583 --> 00:39:15,875
We didn't abandon you.
694
00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:18,875
A missile came out of nowhere
and blew up our car.
695
00:39:18,875 --> 00:39:21,458
Tsk. Come on, Otis.
You don't have to make up stories.
696
00:39:21,458 --> 00:39:22,750
Just tell me the truth.
697
00:39:22,750 --> 00:39:24,041
No, I'm serious.
698
00:39:24,041 --> 00:39:26,166
Look, I don't wanna fight with you.
699
00:39:26,166 --> 00:39:29,458
Vic promised me he could get us
all to SparklePalooza, so let's go.
700
00:39:30,458 --> 00:39:33,041
I knew this unicorn stuff
would go to your head.
701
00:39:33,041 --> 00:39:35,833
Gimme a break.
You didn't even wanna be here.
702
00:39:35,833 --> 00:39:37,875
You said we weren't ready
for the big stage.
703
00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:41,041
Mommy, is this donkey bothering you?
704
00:39:41,041 --> 00:39:42,541
Hey, hold on. Who is this?
705
00:39:42,541 --> 00:39:44,500
I am her son.
706
00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:45,458
Your son?
707
00:39:45,458 --> 00:39:47,291
Yeah. Go away.
708
00:39:47,291 --> 00:39:49,958
You're just gonna let your son
talk to me like that?
709
00:39:49,958 --> 00:39:53,208
Otis, I've been wanting this
my whole life.
710
00:39:53,208 --> 00:39:54,916
I'm tired of being overlooked.
711
00:39:54,916 --> 00:39:56,791
If you've been wanting this
your whole life,
712
00:39:56,791 --> 00:40:00,166
then why are you screwing it up
by pretending to be someone else?
713
00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:20,583
We love you, Thelma!
714
00:40:20,583 --> 00:40:21,958
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
715
00:40:22,625 --> 00:40:25,500
Will Nikki Narwhal
ever bounce back from her epic meltdown?
716
00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:27,583
Run away!"Blubber Trouble!"
717
00:40:27,583 --> 00:40:30,958
Or is it the end
of the road for this disgraced diva?
718
00:40:30,958 --> 00:40:34,625
Look out, Nikki, 'cause you're about
to get replaced by Thelma the Uni--
719
00:40:43,250 --> 00:40:45,375
Listen, Megan, and listen a lot.
720
00:40:45,375 --> 00:40:50,166
The only way I'll ever be back
on top is if we destroy Thelma.
721
00:40:50,166 --> 00:40:53,958
Ooh, are we talking about murder here?
722
00:40:53,958 --> 00:40:55,500
What? No!
723
00:40:55,500 --> 00:40:59,250
I just need you to dig up the dirt
that will ruin her forever,
724
00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:01,833
because everyone's got secrets.
725
00:41:01,833 --> 00:41:04,166
Oh wow.
726
00:41:04,166 --> 00:41:06,958
You are so dang smart, Nikki.
727
00:41:06,958 --> 00:41:10,333
I swear, it's that
big ol' whale brain of yours.
728
00:41:10,333 --> 00:41:13,416
Thank you.
My doctor says it's mainly water.
729
00:41:13,416 --> 00:41:15,791
Boom, Nikki, you go, girl!
730
00:41:15,791 --> 00:41:17,875
Well, what are you waiting for?
731
00:41:17,875 --> 00:41:21,166
Get out there and find
that unicorn's dirty little secrets!
732
00:41:22,708 --> 00:41:23,708
Oh yeah.
733
00:41:32,666 --> 00:41:34,125
Boom shebang.
734
00:41:34,125 --> 00:41:36,916
Good morning, my little pink glitter puff.
735
00:41:38,666 --> 00:41:42,416
I've brought you some noodles and candies.
736
00:41:42,958 --> 00:41:44,083
Um...
737
00:41:44,083 --> 00:41:47,708
I don't know what unicorns eat.
Is it noodles and candies?
738
00:41:50,083 --> 00:41:51,458
Vic...
739
00:41:51,458 --> 00:41:53,250
...I think I've made a huge mistake.
740
00:41:53,250 --> 00:41:55,708
Oh no. What is it, my love?
741
00:41:55,708 --> 00:41:58,208
I shouldn't have left my band
and Peggy like that.
742
00:41:58,208 --> 00:42:01,291
Oh, come, come.
That ship has sailed, darling.
743
00:42:01,291 --> 00:42:03,041
But don't you worry,
744
00:42:03,041 --> 00:42:06,791
because we're gonna make
some sweet unicorn magic together.
745
00:42:07,583 --> 00:42:10,541
There's something
I got to tell you first.
746
00:42:10,541 --> 00:42:11,666
Yes?
747
00:42:12,916 --> 00:42:15,416
I'm not a real unicorn.
748
00:42:17,291 --> 00:42:20,583
No! Please tell me you're joking!
749
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,458
Oh wait. I don't care.
750
00:42:24,458 --> 00:42:25,833
You don't?
751
00:42:25,833 --> 00:42:29,375
Of course not.
You think these teeth are real?
752
00:42:29,375 --> 00:42:31,125
- Aah!
753
00:42:34,250 --> 00:42:36,875
Truth is the death of success.
754
00:42:36,875 --> 00:42:40,041
The most important thing
in the music biz is how you look.
755
00:42:40,625 --> 00:42:43,875
Why don't you chew on that knowledge bomb
and see how it tastes?
756
00:42:43,875 --> 00:42:45,250
Oh yeah.
757
00:42:45,250 --> 00:42:47,875
All right, then.
Tell me what I gotta do.
758
00:42:47,875 --> 00:42:50,041
That's my unicorn.
759
00:42:52,166 --> 00:42:54,666
You're lucky,
because I'm going to teach you
760
00:42:54,666 --> 00:42:57,875
what I taught me a long time ago.
761
00:42:57,875 --> 00:43:00,416
The Three Cs to Success.
762
00:43:00,916 --> 00:43:02,958
Step one, change.
763
00:43:02,958 --> 00:43:07,000
To be successful, you have to change,
not once, but every day.
764
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,458
Sometimes twice a day.
765
00:43:08,458 --> 00:43:10,250
But I'm already a unicorn.
766
00:43:10,250 --> 00:43:12,625
♪ Change your look
Change your name ♪
767
00:43:12,625 --> 00:43:14,208
- - ♪ Change your tail ♪
768
00:43:14,208 --> 00:43:15,500
♪ Change your mane ♪
769
00:43:16,083 --> 00:43:17,250
♪ Change your moves ♪
770
00:43:17,250 --> 00:43:18,750
♪ Change your style ♪
771
00:43:18,750 --> 00:43:20,041
♪ Change your hooves ♪
772
00:43:20,041 --> 00:43:21,791
♪ Change your smile ♪
773
00:43:21,791 --> 00:43:25,250
♪ Step one of the Three Cs to Success ♪
774
00:43:25,250 --> 00:43:27,250
- That doesn't look like me.
- ♪ Oh yes ♪
775
00:43:27,250 --> 00:43:30,416
♪ Stick with me
Baby, you'll go far ♪
776
00:43:30,416 --> 00:43:33,333
♪ I'll make you shine
Like the brightest star ♪
777
00:43:33,333 --> 00:43:36,083
♪ You're gonna light up the galaxy ♪
778
00:43:36,083 --> 00:43:40,875
♪ And all it takes
Is the Three Cs to Success ♪
779
00:43:40,875 --> 00:43:43,500
- Step two, cologne.
- What?
780
00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:45,958
Perfume, eau de toilette,
781
00:43:45,958 --> 00:43:49,041
whiffy stuff, the nose jollies, darling.
782
00:43:49,041 --> 00:43:50,916
Do I smell bad or something?
783
00:43:50,916 --> 00:43:53,458
♪ You want encores
And standing ovations? ♪
784
00:43:54,041 --> 00:43:56,500
♪ You need to cause olfactory sensations ♪
785
00:43:57,208 --> 00:43:59,291
♪ You wanna be the belle of the ball? ♪
786
00:43:59,791 --> 00:44:02,500
♪ You need to have
The biggest smell of them all ♪
787
00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:05,333
♪ Your own cologne
That's when you know you've arrived ♪
788
00:44:05,333 --> 00:44:08,458
- ♪ We'll call it Unicornia No. 5 ♪
789
00:44:08,458 --> 00:44:11,750
♪ You wanna shine like a supernova ♪
790
00:44:11,750 --> 00:44:14,333
♪ You need to hit 'em with a unique odor ♪
791
00:44:14,333 --> 00:44:16,708
♪ They'll wanna smell like you
From here to Paris ♪
792
00:44:17,375 --> 00:44:20,875
♪ That's step two
Of the Three Cs to Success ♪
793
00:44:20,875 --> 00:44:24,083
- ♪ When I was a boy ♪
794
00:44:24,083 --> 00:44:26,000
♪ I was a nobody ♪
795
00:44:26,833 --> 00:44:31,000
♪ Nobody knew my name ♪
796
00:44:32,625 --> 00:44:35,000
♪ No one would dance with me ♪
797
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:35,916
♪ They'd say ♪
798
00:44:35,916 --> 00:44:38,208
- Ew, who is he?
799
00:44:38,208 --> 00:44:42,625
- ♪ Then they'd turn and run away ♪
800
00:44:43,125 --> 00:44:46,083
♪ That's when I knew ♪
801
00:44:46,083 --> 00:44:49,958
♪ If I want to be somebody ♪
802
00:44:49,958 --> 00:44:53,208
- ♪ I have to be somebody ♪
803
00:44:53,208 --> 00:44:57,583
That's when I changed my name
from Dick Cumbersome to Vic Diamond.
804
00:44:57,583 --> 00:45:00,083
I became a mover and a shaker.
805
00:45:00,083 --> 00:45:02,666
I became the Star Maker.
806
00:45:03,250 --> 00:45:04,375
But I digress.
807
00:45:04,375 --> 00:45:06,625
Back to my Three Cs of Success.
808
00:45:06,625 --> 00:45:10,166
- The third C, partnership.
- But that don't start with a C.
809
00:45:10,166 --> 00:45:13,291
Nobody interrupts Vic Diamond
except Vic Diamond.
810
00:45:13,291 --> 00:45:15,416
- My bad.
- Now, where was I?
811
00:45:15,416 --> 00:45:18,416
♪ One star power
Well, that has potential ♪
812
00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:21,416
♪ Two stars combined
Babe, it's exponential ♪
813
00:45:21,416 --> 00:45:24,583
♪ With a celebrity by your side ♪
814
00:45:24,583 --> 00:45:27,250
♪ You'll see what happens
When two stars collide ♪
815
00:45:27,250 --> 00:45:30,416
♪ You'll explode into a constellation ♪
816
00:45:30,416 --> 00:45:33,333
♪ My dear
You'll be an overnight sensation ♪
817
00:45:33,333 --> 00:45:35,833
♪ Stick with me
Baby, you'll go far ♪
818
00:45:36,416 --> 00:45:39,666
♪ I'll make you shine
Like the brightest star ♪
819
00:45:39,666 --> 00:45:42,166
♪ Today, a star is born ♪
820
00:45:42,166 --> 00:45:44,708
♪ And that star is a unicorn! ♪
821
00:45:44,708 --> 00:45:48,000
♪ With Vic Diamond's Three Cs ♪
822
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:51,041
♪ Vic Diamond, that's me ♪
823
00:45:51,041 --> 00:45:53,166
♪ Vic Diamond's Three Cs ♪
824
00:45:53,166 --> 00:45:58,041
♪ To Success ♪
825
00:45:58,041 --> 00:45:59,291
- Oof.
- Oof.
826
00:45:59,291 --> 00:46:00,708
Boom shebang.
827
00:46:00,708 --> 00:46:02,666
So, what's the plan now?
828
00:46:02,666 --> 00:46:04,708
I'm so glad you asked.
829
00:46:04,708 --> 00:46:07,250
See that handsome stud over there?
830
00:46:07,250 --> 00:46:09,416
That's Danny Stallion,
831
00:46:09,416 --> 00:46:12,416
VideoTubeTube megastar.
832
00:46:12,416 --> 00:46:14,666
Hey, nice to meet you too.
833
00:46:14,666 --> 00:46:17,750
No way. Uh-uh.
I do not want a fake boyfriend.
834
00:46:17,750 --> 00:46:21,750
He got famous last year
for his chewing cud videos.
835
00:46:23,833 --> 00:46:27,416
Uh-oh! Here comes the cud!
836
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,166
Ugh.
837
00:46:32,166 --> 00:46:35,041
Nasty. He got famous for that?
838
00:46:35,041 --> 00:46:37,916
Over a billion views and counting.
839
00:46:37,916 --> 00:46:41,500
Now, get over there
and make some sparks fly for the cameras.
840
00:46:41,500 --> 00:46:42,458
What?
841
00:46:42,458 --> 00:46:44,166
Give love a chance.
842
00:46:44,166 --> 00:46:47,500
All right. You're the Star Maker.
843
00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:50,250
Off we go. This is happening.
844
00:46:52,666 --> 00:46:54,083
Oh, thanks, Danny.
845
00:46:54,083 --> 00:46:57,083
Yeah, don't spend it all in one place.
846
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,166
Uh... You must be Danny.
847
00:47:02,166 --> 00:47:04,750
Hey! You must be Thelma.
848
00:47:04,750 --> 00:47:07,541
You wanna see something cool?
849
00:47:07,541 --> 00:47:08,750
Uh, no, I'm good.
850
00:47:10,875 --> 00:47:14,625
Hey, aren't you gonna play along?
There are people watching us.
851
00:47:14,625 --> 00:47:16,750
Whoa, what happened to your voice?
852
00:47:16,750 --> 00:47:20,125
Come on, you know.
This whole thing is just an act.
853
00:47:20,125 --> 00:47:22,250
I'm actually studying
to become a brain surgeon.
854
00:47:22,250 --> 00:47:23,375
You are?
855
00:47:23,375 --> 00:47:27,666
Gotta pay for med school somehow, right?
Now, let's give the people what they want.
856
00:47:27,666 --> 00:47:28,583
Okay.
857
00:47:29,541 --> 00:47:32,250
Uh-oh! Here comes the cud!
858
00:47:37,583 --> 00:47:39,458
- The coolest!
859
00:47:42,250 --> 00:47:44,500
- Danny and Thelma, over here!
860
00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:46,125
- Hey, Danny!
- Hey, lovebirds!
861
00:47:46,125 --> 00:47:48,833
- Big smiles for the camera!
Gnarly.
862
00:47:55,750 --> 00:47:58,833
Ever since
Sad Horse Lady left my side,
863
00:47:59,500 --> 00:48:03,541
the goblins have laid siege
to the Oregon Trail.
864
00:48:04,583 --> 00:48:08,125
Will life on the prairie ever be the same?
865
00:48:10,625 --> 00:48:11,541
Woo-hoo!
866
00:48:24,041 --> 00:48:26,500
Much obliged, stranger.
867
00:48:27,791 --> 00:48:30,333
The pleasure is all mine.
868
00:48:33,458 --> 00:48:34,708
Donk-Truvious!
869
00:48:40,958 --> 00:48:42,250
- Thelma?
870
00:48:42,833 --> 00:48:43,833
Look out!
871
00:48:44,375 --> 00:48:47,250
Leaving you was a huge mistake,
Donk-Truvious.
872
00:48:47,250 --> 00:48:51,208
Let's get the band back together
and join forces posthaste.
873
00:48:51,708 --> 00:48:55,500
That's a splendid idea.
- Too late for that, bro.
874
00:48:58,083 --> 00:49:00,666
Looks like Thelma's already
got a new bandmate.
875
00:49:00,666 --> 00:49:01,583
What?
876
00:49:03,708 --> 00:49:07,541
The hot new couple now known
as "Theldannystanicorn" went public today,
877
00:49:07,541 --> 00:49:10,875
announcing a whole new line
of game-changing products.
878
00:49:10,875 --> 00:49:12,125
Yeah!
879
00:49:12,125 --> 00:49:16,416
{\an8}Don't forget to try our new cereal,
Thelm-O's and D-Flakes.
880
00:49:16,416 --> 00:49:17,916
Yummy-yum!
881
00:49:17,916 --> 00:49:22,291
As a special prize, I've hidden
five unicorn hairs inside each box.
882
00:49:22,291 --> 00:49:23,250
Whoo!
883
00:49:23,250 --> 00:49:25,083
Shove it in your face!
884
00:49:25,083 --> 00:49:26,750
I'm really sorry, boys.
885
00:49:29,791 --> 00:49:32,833
Welcome to Huge Sellout Records,
886
00:49:32,833 --> 00:49:35,666
where everything we make
sells out immediately.
887
00:49:38,875 --> 00:49:41,166
Right this way. Watch your step.
888
00:49:41,166 --> 00:49:45,541
This is my inner sanctum,
where all the magic happens.
889
00:49:45,541 --> 00:49:48,708
Can you smell the success?
890
00:49:48,708 --> 00:49:50,500
That's my cologne.
891
00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:51,916
Cool.
892
00:49:51,916 --> 00:49:55,208
- Uh... Where are your instruments?
- Oh, Thelma.
893
00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:59,041
{\an8}You can drop the act, buddy.
There's nobody here.
894
00:49:59,041 --> 00:50:00,041
Sorry.
895
00:50:00,041 --> 00:50:05,791
Sometimes I think the character I created
might actually be the real me.
896
00:50:07,583 --> 00:50:08,791
Oh boy.
897
00:50:08,791 --> 00:50:11,625
- This is our lyrics room...
898
00:50:11,625 --> 00:50:13,000
...and that's Bridget,
899
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,250
the AI machine
that generates all the hits.
900
00:50:16,250 --> 00:50:18,916
Any ideas for a song, you two?
901
00:50:18,916 --> 00:50:20,916
Oh yeah. I got a song idea right here.
902
00:50:20,916 --> 00:50:24,166
- I just need some lyrics for it.
- No, no, no, no, no.
903
00:50:24,166 --> 00:50:26,916
We're not making your music,
you silly goose.
904
00:50:26,916 --> 00:50:29,625
The algorithm will give us the groove.
905
00:50:29,625 --> 00:50:31,416
What are you talking about?
906
00:50:31,416 --> 00:50:33,750
I got a book full of jams
ready to go right now.
907
00:50:33,750 --> 00:50:35,458
We just gotta go in there
and lay 'em down.
908
00:50:35,458 --> 00:50:39,208
Uh, how about,
why don't we make a song about my cud?
909
00:50:39,791 --> 00:50:40,875
Are you for real?
910
00:50:40,875 --> 00:50:43,291
Excellent idea, Danny Stallion.
911
00:50:43,291 --> 00:50:44,833
Bridget, give me a song
912
00:50:44,833 --> 00:50:49,041
about the partly digested
food particles known as "cud."
913
00:50:49,041 --> 00:50:50,958
Anything for you, Vic.
914
00:50:52,666 --> 00:50:54,166
Calculating.
915
00:50:54,166 --> 00:50:55,291
Doo, doo, doo, doo.
916
00:50:56,750 --> 00:50:58,666
Nice one, Bridget.
917
00:50:58,666 --> 00:51:00,166
Get ready, you two.
918
00:51:00,166 --> 00:51:03,250
We're about to shake the world.
919
00:51:07,833 --> 00:51:09,875
Turn it up.
920
00:51:09,875 --> 00:51:14,041
No, turn it down. That's too much.
Can I get some snare in the headphones?
921
00:51:14,041 --> 00:51:15,375
♪ Uh-huh, yeah ♪
922
00:51:16,041 --> 00:51:17,208
♪ Yeah ♪
923
00:51:17,208 --> 00:51:18,750
♪ Uh-huh, here we go ♪
924
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,458
Ooh, pardon me.
925
00:51:21,458 --> 00:51:23,041
Excuse me.
926
00:51:23,583 --> 00:51:24,416
Oh boy.
927
00:51:24,416 --> 00:51:26,625
♪ Refried beans, biscuits and gravy ♪
928
00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:29,291
♪ Egg salad, broccoli
Let's party, baby ♪
929
00:51:29,291 --> 00:51:31,666
♪ Pepperoni pizza, macaroni and cheese ♪
930
00:51:31,666 --> 00:51:34,375
♪ Garlic, salami
And a pickled onion, please ♪
931
00:51:34,375 --> 00:51:36,666
♪ I keep on eating till I hit high tide ♪
932
00:51:36,666 --> 00:51:39,458
♪ Shake my belly, baby
Till I bubble up inside ♪
933
00:51:39,458 --> 00:51:41,333
♪ I take my food to higher state ♪
934
00:51:41,333 --> 00:51:43,125
♪ And then wait, wait, and wait ♪
935
00:51:44,333 --> 00:51:45,541
♪ Till I regurgitate ♪
936
00:51:45,541 --> 00:51:47,500
♪ Here comes the cud ♪
937
00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:49,791
♪ Ooh ♪
938
00:51:49,791 --> 00:51:52,208
♪ Here comes the cud ♪
939
00:51:52,208 --> 00:51:54,750
♪ Ooh ♪
940
00:51:55,666 --> 00:51:57,375
♪ Here comes the cud ♪
941
00:51:57,375 --> 00:51:59,916
♪ Ooh ♪
942
00:52:01,541 --> 00:52:06,291
♪ Nothing else can beat this feeling
Baby, let's just keep on eating ♪
943
00:52:06,291 --> 00:52:09,041
♪ Some people think
That my baby is crass ♪
944
00:52:09,041 --> 00:52:11,458
♪ The way he belches
And builds up his gas ♪
945
00:52:11,458 --> 00:52:13,458
♪ Yeah, my baby's table manners are rude ♪
946
00:52:13,458 --> 00:52:16,083
♪ But no one can say
He doesn't chew his food ♪
947
00:52:16,083 --> 00:52:18,791
♪ I love my baby just the way he is ♪
948
00:52:18,791 --> 00:52:21,458
♪ He's my boo
He's my bud ♪
949
00:52:21,458 --> 00:52:23,875
♪ And what he does is no one else's biz ♪
950
00:52:23,875 --> 00:52:27,083
♪ 'Cause Danny Stallion
Yeah, he's my stud ♪
951
00:52:27,708 --> 00:52:29,708
♪ Here comes the cud ♪
952
00:52:29,708 --> 00:52:32,791
- [Thelma] ♪ Oh, I can't get enough ♪
- Coming in hot. Coming in spicy.
953
00:52:32,791 --> 00:52:36,791
♪ Here comes the cud ♪♪ Oh, I'm so in love ♪
954
00:52:36,791 --> 00:52:39,625
- ♪ I'm so in love ♪♪ Here comes the cud ♪
955
00:52:39,625 --> 00:52:43,083
♪ Oh, Danny Stallion
He's no dud ♪
956
00:52:43,583 --> 00:52:45,875
♪ Nothing else
Can beat this feeling ♪
957
00:52:45,875 --> 00:52:48,958
♪ Baby, let's just keep on eating ♪
958
00:52:48,958 --> 00:52:51,416
♪ I'm so in love, I'm so in love ♪
959
00:52:51,416 --> 00:52:52,416
♪ I'm so in love ♪
960
00:52:53,875 --> 00:52:56,708
- ♪ I'm so in love ♪
961
00:52:57,291 --> 00:52:58,958
- ♪ Here comes the cud ♪
962
00:52:58,958 --> 00:53:01,958
♪ Oh, I can feel it now ♪
963
00:53:01,958 --> 00:53:03,916
♪ Here comes the cud ♪
964
00:53:03,916 --> 00:53:07,875
- ♪ Oh, Danny Stallion, he's my stud... ♪
965
00:53:07,875 --> 00:53:12,083
I never thought I'd have a song at the top
of the charts. This is incredible!
966
00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:15,583
You know what to do, Meggy-Poo.
967
00:53:15,583 --> 00:53:16,875
I sure do.
968
00:53:19,875 --> 00:53:22,791
♪ Sends a shiver to my soul... ♪
969
00:53:22,791 --> 00:53:24,041
Hey.
970
00:53:24,041 --> 00:53:25,625
There you go!
971
00:53:25,625 --> 00:53:27,625
Hey, hey, y'all. Do the Unicorn.
972
00:53:27,625 --> 00:53:29,666
- Do the Unicorn.
- Do the Unicorn. Do the Unicorn.
973
00:53:29,666 --> 00:53:30,666
Hey! Hey!
974
00:53:30,666 --> 00:53:33,458
- Oh, the Unicorn!
975
00:53:36,541 --> 00:53:37,833
Listen up, you weirdos.
976
00:53:37,833 --> 00:53:40,916
{\an8}You're the best team I can find
for $20 split six ways.
977
00:53:42,708 --> 00:53:46,125
But ain't none of y'all are getting paid
until you push that unicorn
978
00:53:46,125 --> 00:53:47,666
to her breaking point.
979
00:53:47,666 --> 00:53:48,750
Now, go!
980
00:53:54,375 --> 00:53:55,958
Thelma! Thelma!
981
00:53:55,958 --> 00:53:57,041
Reggie?
982
00:53:57,041 --> 00:53:59,500
Wow, you're like a massive star now.
983
00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:01,458
Will you sign this for me?
984
00:54:01,458 --> 00:54:04,166
Are you kidding?
Of course I will.
985
00:54:04,958 --> 00:54:06,166
Hi.
986
00:54:06,166 --> 00:54:11,250
Otis? Oh my goodness, this is amazing!
What the heck are you guys doing here?
987
00:54:11,250 --> 00:54:13,875
Oh, you know,
Peggy booked us a gig down the street.
988
00:54:13,875 --> 00:54:16,250
Oh, congrats on the new single.
989
00:54:16,250 --> 00:54:18,500
Danny must be amazing to work with.
990
00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:21,250
Danny! Danny! Sign my poster!
991
00:54:21,250 --> 00:54:22,750
- Awesome!
992
00:54:22,750 --> 00:54:24,458
Will you sign my grandma's urn?
993
00:54:25,291 --> 00:54:26,708
Grandma!
994
00:54:26,708 --> 00:54:29,541
Guess what. We just found a new singer.
995
00:54:29,541 --> 00:54:30,750
Reggie, be quiet.
996
00:54:30,750 --> 00:54:32,416
- You did?
- No.
997
00:54:32,416 --> 00:54:34,666
- I mean, yes, we did, but--
998
00:54:34,666 --> 00:54:36,583
- Thelma!
That's her.
999
00:54:36,583 --> 00:54:39,250
Whoo!
1000
00:54:39,250 --> 00:54:41,000
- Whoa.
1001
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:44,125
I'm so excited to meet you!
I am such a huge fan!
1002
00:54:44,125 --> 00:54:45,875
Oh... [chuckles] Thanks.
1003
00:54:45,875 --> 00:54:49,083
Like, I totally wanna cut off
one of my horns so I can be just like you.
1004
00:54:49,083 --> 00:54:50,333
Don't you love her?
1005
00:54:50,333 --> 00:54:52,750
It's so inspiring to meet you!
1006
00:54:52,750 --> 00:54:54,875
Someone that sings her truth.
1007
00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:58,250
You're like the most genuine artist ever.
1008
00:55:01,875 --> 00:55:04,833
- Yeah.
Hey, you're holding up the line.
1009
00:55:06,416 --> 00:55:07,625
Guess we better go.
1010
00:55:07,625 --> 00:55:09,666
Well, thanks for stopping by.
1011
00:55:09,666 --> 00:55:11,583
Bye!
- See ya.
1012
00:55:11,583 --> 00:55:13,500
Take care of yourself, Thelma.
1013
00:55:15,250 --> 00:55:16,458
Thelma!
1014
00:55:16,458 --> 00:55:18,666
We love you, Thelma!
1015
00:55:22,750 --> 00:55:25,000
Oh baby! "Here Comes the Cud"
1016
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:28,083
has just been nominated
for Music Video of the Year!
1017
00:55:30,375 --> 00:55:32,625
Vic Diamond delivers again!
1018
00:55:36,791 --> 00:55:41,250
♪ I was the only unicorn
On my rainbow ♪
1019
00:55:41,875 --> 00:55:45,041
♪ Oh, I was all alone ♪
1020
00:55:45,041 --> 00:55:47,625
♪ Without a reason to glow ♪
1021
00:55:48,875 --> 00:55:52,375
♪ Red, yellow, orange, green ♪
1022
00:55:52,375 --> 00:55:54,583
♪ Pink and blue, they weren't for me ♪
1023
00:55:54,583 --> 00:55:57,000
- ♪ Oh no ♪
Guys, we're like a family now.
1024
00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:00,666
♪ I had to indigo ♪Thelma! Thelma! Thelma!
1025
00:56:02,083 --> 00:56:05,916
♪ Living on a rainbow
Was a roller-coaster ride ♪
1026
00:56:05,916 --> 00:56:07,583
No, stop! Stop it!
1027
00:56:08,166 --> 00:56:10,000
♪ One day you're up on top ♪
1028
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,875
♪ Next thing
You're slipping down the slide ♪
1029
00:56:14,125 --> 00:56:17,208
- ♪ Life wasn't always full of sparkles ♪
1030
00:56:17,208 --> 00:56:18,958
- ♪ And the light ♪
1031
00:56:20,375 --> 00:56:24,791
♪ I had no one there
To hear me crying in the night ♪
1032
00:56:24,791 --> 00:56:26,166
- [woman] Unicorn!
Run!
1033
00:56:26,166 --> 00:56:29,416
♪ I had to make a change
Make a change, make a change ♪
1034
00:56:29,416 --> 00:56:32,125
♪ I had to break the chain
I had to get away ♪
1035
00:56:32,125 --> 00:56:35,041
♪ I had to make a change
Make a change, make a change ♪
1036
00:56:35,041 --> 00:56:39,333
♪ I had to start again
To find a better way ♪
1037
00:56:39,333 --> 00:56:43,291
♪ I needed to leave
And find a place where I belong ♪
1038
00:56:45,125 --> 00:56:49,916
♪ Where I was safe
And I could sing my little songs ♪
1039
00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:52,666
♪ Where I could be myself ♪
1040
00:56:52,666 --> 00:56:56,083
♪ And let my sparkles shine on through ♪
1041
00:56:56,583 --> 00:56:58,625
♪ Turns out that place ♪
1042
00:56:58,625 --> 00:57:03,125
♪ Was right here next to you ♪
1043
00:57:03,125 --> 00:57:05,125
♪ Oh ♪
1044
00:57:05,125 --> 00:57:08,250
- ♪ I had to make a change... ♪
1045
00:57:08,250 --> 00:57:10,041
♪ I had to break the chain ♪
1046
00:57:10,041 --> 00:57:11,500
♪ I had to get away ♪
1047
00:57:11,500 --> 00:57:14,625
♪ I had to make a change
Make a change, make a change ♪
1048
00:57:14,625 --> 00:57:17,833
♪ I had to start again
To find a better way ♪
1049
00:57:17,833 --> 00:57:20,500
- ♪ I had to make a change... ♪
1050
00:57:20,500 --> 00:57:23,583
♪ I had to break the chain
I had to get away ♪
1051
00:57:23,583 --> 00:57:26,791
♪ I had to make a change
Make a change, make a change ♪
1052
00:57:26,791 --> 00:57:28,375
♪ I had to start again ♪
1053
00:57:28,375 --> 00:57:34,583
♪ To find a better way ♪
1054
00:57:35,250 --> 00:57:40,333
♪ I was the only unicorn on my rainbow ♪
1055
00:57:40,333 --> 00:57:43,833
♪ Ooh ♪
1056
00:57:49,250 --> 00:57:52,250
- Thelma, I've got some amazing news!
1057
00:57:52,250 --> 00:57:56,791
I've just booked you
to headline SparklePalooza in two weeks.
1058
00:57:56,791 --> 00:57:59,208
- What?
- I told you I'd make it happen.
1059
00:57:59,208 --> 00:58:00,875
Now, get yourself cleaned up.
1060
00:58:00,875 --> 00:58:03,250
We've got the Music Video Awards tonight.
1061
00:58:05,708 --> 00:58:07,625
Hi! Who are you wearing?
1062
00:58:18,416 --> 00:58:22,291
The world's hottest musicians
have gathered tonight in Hollywood,
1063
00:58:22,291 --> 00:58:25,375
hoping to win
Best Music Video of the Year.
1064
00:58:26,333 --> 00:58:29,500
Returning for the first time
since her big meltdown
1065
00:58:29,500 --> 00:58:34,291
is "Blubber Trouble" superstar,
Nikki Narwhal!
1066
00:58:35,625 --> 00:58:37,291
Blubber Trouble's here.
1067
00:58:37,291 --> 00:58:38,958
Boo!
1068
00:58:38,958 --> 00:58:40,666
Oh, boo you!
1069
00:58:44,041 --> 00:58:47,375
- Push, Megan, push. Get me out of here!
- I got you, girl.
1070
00:58:47,375 --> 00:58:49,500
They're here!
Thelma!
1071
00:58:49,500 --> 00:58:53,416
Could you ever imagine
our lives would turn out like this?
1072
00:58:53,416 --> 00:58:55,208
Not in a million years.
1073
00:58:56,166 --> 00:59:00,000
Well, there's no turning back now!
1074
00:59:02,541 --> 00:59:04,833
We love you, Thelma!
1075
00:59:04,833 --> 00:59:06,458
Hey, get my good side.
1076
00:59:08,208 --> 00:59:09,875
Hey, make some room.
1077
00:59:10,791 --> 00:59:13,416
Thelma sent fans into a frenzy this week
1078
00:59:13,416 --> 00:59:17,666
when it was announced
she'll be performing at SparklePalooza.
1079
00:59:18,250 --> 00:59:19,333
Thelma?
1080
00:59:19,333 --> 00:59:20,333
Thelma?
1081
00:59:20,333 --> 00:59:23,916
- I just can't wait to get on that stage.
Thelma, over here!
1082
00:59:25,500 --> 00:59:28,250
- Otis?
Hey, hey, who are you wearing?
1083
00:59:28,250 --> 00:59:31,541
We're wearing Flavio Donzini.
1084
00:59:32,125 --> 00:59:32,958
Thelma?
1085
00:59:33,708 --> 00:59:36,375
Hey, check me out.
1086
00:59:36,375 --> 00:59:37,875
Wait, Thelma! Wait! Wait!
1087
00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:39,833
Come on, you little babies.
1088
00:59:39,833 --> 00:59:43,958
Hey, wish us luck. Bye.
Danny, those chaps are fire.
1089
00:59:43,958 --> 00:59:48,583
And the award
for Best Eyebrows in a Music Video
1090
00:59:48,583 --> 00:59:52,416
goes to the Treble Twins!
1091
00:59:54,791 --> 00:59:55,750
- Oh!
1092
00:59:58,083 --> 01:00:00,166
Those guys are great.
1093
01:00:01,125 --> 01:00:04,250
Oh no, Thelma! Your face is falling apart.
1094
01:00:04,250 --> 01:00:06,458
- What?
- I'd run to the loo and fix it.
1095
01:00:06,458 --> 01:00:08,500
Our category is almost up.
1096
01:00:11,208 --> 01:00:12,333
Oh no.
1097
01:00:25,208 --> 01:00:26,625
- Aah!
1098
01:00:26,625 --> 01:00:28,500
Hello, Thelma.
1099
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:29,625
Ooh, girl!
1100
01:00:29,625 --> 01:00:33,041
You scared the jelly beans out of me.
You just been hanging out in there?
1101
01:00:37,958 --> 01:00:40,375
Here, I just wanted to give you this.
1102
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,833
Oh. Uh, okay. Thanks.
1103
01:00:47,250 --> 01:00:52,208
It's funny. I didn't know unicorn horns
could detach themselves like that.
1104
01:00:52,791 --> 01:00:54,208
What?
1105
01:00:55,083 --> 01:00:56,041
Why you doing this?
1106
01:00:56,041 --> 01:00:59,583
Because I'll do anything
to get Nikki back on top.
1107
01:01:08,250 --> 01:01:09,083
Ugh...
1108
01:01:16,875 --> 01:01:18,625
A carrot?
1109
01:01:18,625 --> 01:01:22,416
Your magic horn was a carrot?
1110
01:01:22,416 --> 01:01:23,416
Ha!
1111
01:01:23,416 --> 01:01:26,666
I knew there was no such thing
as unicorns.
1112
01:01:26,666 --> 01:01:28,708
Please, I... I can explain.
1113
01:01:28,708 --> 01:01:31,375
Oh, that won't be necessary.
1114
01:01:31,375 --> 01:01:35,500
After I post this video, the whole world
will know what you really are.
1115
01:01:35,500 --> 01:01:38,166
Just a phony little pony.
1116
01:01:39,208 --> 01:01:42,625
Oh man, I can't wait
to see the look on everyone's faces
1117
01:01:42,625 --> 01:01:44,791
when they find out how you betrayed them.
1118
01:01:45,500 --> 01:01:47,333
Megan, please don't do this.
1119
01:01:47,333 --> 01:01:49,125
I can't go back to the way things were.
1120
01:01:49,125 --> 01:01:50,833
I'll give you anything you want.
1121
01:01:50,833 --> 01:01:52,666
Too late for that, Thelma.
1122
01:01:52,666 --> 01:01:56,625
Time for the world to see you
as the pathetic creature you are.
1123
01:01:59,458 --> 01:02:02,000
- Wait, stop! Don't!
1124
01:02:02,583 --> 01:02:03,458
Just...
1125
01:02:04,666 --> 01:02:06,041
Just let me disappear.
1126
01:02:06,625 --> 01:02:10,333
You'll never see
or hear from me ever again.
1127
01:02:10,333 --> 01:02:12,500
It'll be like I never existed.
1128
01:02:14,291 --> 01:02:15,125
Fine.
1129
01:02:16,125 --> 01:02:19,041
But I want you gone for good.
1130
01:02:19,041 --> 01:02:21,500
Because if you ever try to come back,
1131
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:25,000
you know exactly what will happen to you.
1132
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:37,291
Bye-bye now.
1133
01:02:41,208 --> 01:02:44,875
Thelma! Thelma, where are you?
1134
01:02:46,208 --> 01:02:49,333
Excuse me,
have you seen a tiny pink unicorn,
1135
01:02:49,333 --> 01:02:52,166
loves to sing about farts and acid reflux?
1136
01:02:54,541 --> 01:02:56,333
Oh, never mind!
1137
01:02:56,333 --> 01:03:00,833
Thelma, Thelma, please,
come to Vicky. Thelma!
1138
01:03:00,833 --> 01:03:04,708
And the winner
for Best Music Video of the Year
1139
01:03:04,708 --> 01:03:10,791
goes to "Here Comes the Cud"
by Danny Stallion and Thelma the Unicorn.
1140
01:03:12,041 --> 01:03:13,833
♪ Here comes the cud ♪
1141
01:03:13,833 --> 01:03:18,791
- ♪ Oh, I'm so in love, I'm so in love ♪
- ♪ Here comes the cud ♪
1142
01:03:18,791 --> 01:03:22,500
♪ Oh, Danny Stallion, he's my bud ♪
1143
01:03:22,500 --> 01:03:23,583
♪ Nothing else can... ♪
1144
01:03:23,583 --> 01:03:26,250
Uh... Where'd she go?
1145
01:03:28,791 --> 01:03:30,708
Mission accomplished.
1146
01:03:31,375 --> 01:03:33,166
Ha ha ha! Nice one.
1147
01:03:33,916 --> 01:03:35,708
You'll be back on top in a week.
1148
01:03:37,583 --> 01:03:38,666
Blast it!
1149
01:03:39,333 --> 01:03:41,041
- Thelma's missing!
1150
01:03:41,041 --> 01:03:43,125
- Huh?!
1151
01:03:43,125 --> 01:03:47,166
I... I don't mean to alarm you,
but we seem to have lost Thelma.
1152
01:03:47,166 --> 01:03:48,541
What?
1153
01:03:48,541 --> 01:03:50,875
No!
1154
01:03:50,875 --> 01:03:54,666
Would everyone please take a moment
and look under your seats for Thelma?
1155
01:03:54,666 --> 01:03:56,791
She's a unicorn. She's quite small.
1156
01:03:56,791 --> 01:03:59,333
She may have gotten trapped
under your bum.
1157
01:04:08,208 --> 01:04:09,208
Thelma?!
1158
01:04:31,583 --> 01:04:34,000
The entire world is in mourning today
1159
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,541
after learning about
the sudden disappearance
1160
01:04:36,541 --> 01:04:38,583
of Thelma the Unicorn.
1161
01:04:40,375 --> 01:04:44,458
Volunteers everywhere
are desperately trying to find Thelma
1162
01:04:44,458 --> 01:04:46,041
in any way they can.
1163
01:04:46,041 --> 01:04:47,041
Thelma!
1164
01:04:47,041 --> 01:04:48,500
- Thelma!
- Thelma!
1165
01:04:48,500 --> 01:04:49,958
Mama!
1166
01:04:49,958 --> 01:04:54,833
It suddenly feels like all magic
and hope have been lost in the world.
1167
01:04:54,833 --> 01:04:56,750
Thelma, where are you?
1168
01:04:56,750 --> 01:04:59,416
Thelma, please come home. We need you.
1169
01:05:01,583 --> 01:05:03,083
Thelma, we love you.
1170
01:05:03,083 --> 01:05:05,500
Thelma, where are you?
1171
01:05:30,541 --> 01:05:32,166
Hey, horse lady, you need a ride?
1172
01:05:37,458 --> 01:05:39,666
- So where you headed, kid?
1173
01:05:40,250 --> 01:05:43,416
Maybe the next rest stop
so I can flush myself down the toilet.
1174
01:05:46,958 --> 01:05:49,458
Whoo! Well, I've heard that one before.
1175
01:05:51,041 --> 01:05:53,458
You know, being on the road
makes you wanna ponder,
1176
01:05:53,458 --> 01:05:54,500
and I ponder a lot.
1177
01:05:55,416 --> 01:05:58,083
I might as well call my brain
"The Ponderosa."
1178
01:05:58,083 --> 01:06:00,166
Hey, you mind if I ask you a question?
1179
01:06:00,166 --> 01:06:01,375
- Um...
1180
01:06:01,375 --> 01:06:02,458
Yeah, go ahead.
1181
01:06:03,416 --> 01:06:06,083
You ever wake up and realize
you've been living a lie?
1182
01:06:07,625 --> 01:06:09,416
Boy, do I know what that's like.
1183
01:06:13,625 --> 01:06:14,958
H-h-here's the deal.
1184
01:06:15,458 --> 01:06:18,583
I just got engaged
to the woman of my dreams,
1185
01:06:18,583 --> 01:06:21,541
but I've been keeping
a huge secret from her.
1186
01:06:21,541 --> 01:06:22,458
Really?
1187
01:06:23,375 --> 01:06:24,291
What is it?
1188
01:06:24,291 --> 01:06:26,166
No! No! No!
1189
01:06:27,208 --> 01:06:32,291
Well, I'm a world-famous champion
on the underground clogging circuit.
1190
01:06:32,291 --> 01:06:34,250
There's an underground clogging circuit?
1191
01:06:34,250 --> 01:06:38,458
Oh, we have dance battles
in sewers and old grain silos.
1192
01:06:38,458 --> 01:06:39,500
Whoa!
1193
01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:42,666
My fans
call me Gregory Thunder Calves,
1194
01:06:42,666 --> 01:06:44,583
given the fact that my calves are so big.
1195
01:06:47,500 --> 01:06:49,791
So, what's the big deal?
1196
01:06:49,791 --> 01:06:51,875
Why don't you just
tell your girlfriend the truth?
1197
01:06:53,250 --> 01:06:55,041
Well, I...
1198
01:06:55,041 --> 01:06:57,041
I'm... I'm just afraid, I guess.
1199
01:06:57,041 --> 01:07:00,458
I mean, what if she hates clogging
and totally rejects me?
1200
01:07:00,458 --> 01:07:02,541
Look, if she really loves you,
1201
01:07:02,541 --> 01:07:05,000
then maybe she'll love
everything about you,
1202
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:06,166
even the clogging.
1203
01:07:06,750 --> 01:07:08,166
You really think so?
1204
01:07:08,166 --> 01:07:10,500
I mean, I hope so.
1205
01:07:10,500 --> 01:07:11,916
No matter what happens,
1206
01:07:11,916 --> 01:07:15,208
it's gonna be better than spending
the rest of your life living a lie.
1207
01:07:15,833 --> 01:07:17,666
You're perfect just as you are.
1208
01:07:18,375 --> 01:07:19,708
Wow.
1209
01:07:19,708 --> 01:07:22,875
You must have, like,
zero problems in your life.
1210
01:07:22,875 --> 01:07:24,208
Yeah!
1211
01:07:29,666 --> 01:07:31,000
Stop the truck!
1212
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:33,333
- Whoa!
1213
01:07:33,333 --> 01:07:35,750
- Something's up, ain't it?
- We need to turn around.
1214
01:07:35,750 --> 01:07:36,708
I need to go back.
1215
01:07:36,708 --> 01:07:39,625
Well, let me just put
the old turn signal on.
1216
01:08:05,166 --> 01:08:06,083
Thelma?
1217
01:08:07,708 --> 01:08:09,208
Thelma!
1218
01:08:12,583 --> 01:08:15,250
Where have you been?
I've been searching all over for you.
1219
01:08:15,250 --> 01:08:16,375
Are... Are you okay?
1220
01:08:16,375 --> 01:08:18,791
I'm fine, Otis. I'm fine.
1221
01:08:18,791 --> 01:08:20,958
I've just been so worried about you.
1222
01:08:20,958 --> 01:08:25,000
But I don't deserve it.
I should've never left you guys.
1223
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:26,791
It's okay. You're back now.
1224
01:08:26,791 --> 01:08:28,541
No, it's not okay.
1225
01:08:28,541 --> 01:08:30,291
I screwed up big-time.
1226
01:08:30,291 --> 01:08:33,833
I thought being a unicorn
would make all my dreams come true.
1227
01:08:33,833 --> 01:08:36,916
Instead, I lost the people
who love me the most.
1228
01:08:36,916 --> 01:08:39,041
Stop it, Thelma. You're making me blush.
1229
01:08:39,041 --> 01:08:40,750
No, seriously.
1230
01:08:40,750 --> 01:08:44,833
I'd be happy playing music anywhere,
as long as it's with you.
1231
01:08:45,625 --> 01:08:46,708
Thanks, Thelma.
1232
01:08:49,416 --> 01:08:50,791
You were right all along.
1233
01:08:51,375 --> 01:08:53,333
I've gotta come clean now.
1234
01:08:53,333 --> 01:08:55,083
Wait. Are you serious?
1235
01:08:55,083 --> 01:08:58,833
It's time to show everyone
who the real Thelma is.
1236
01:08:58,833 --> 01:09:01,333
Aah-hoo-hoo-hoo!
1237
01:09:01,333 --> 01:09:03,083
- Whoo!
1238
01:09:03,083 --> 01:09:06,250
Sure you don't wanna wear
this bad boy again?
1239
01:09:06,250 --> 01:09:07,833
"Put me on your head, Thelma."
1240
01:09:07,833 --> 01:09:10,166
Get that nasty thing out of my face.
1241
01:09:13,166 --> 01:09:15,041
Thelma!
1242
01:09:15,041 --> 01:09:17,833
We've been looking
everywhere for you.
1243
01:09:17,833 --> 01:09:19,708
What's up, Reggie?
1244
01:09:19,708 --> 01:09:21,083
Hi, Thelma.
1245
01:09:21,083 --> 01:09:22,125
Peggy!
1246
01:09:24,333 --> 01:09:27,750
I'm so sorry.
I never should have left you.
1247
01:09:27,750 --> 01:09:30,000
Don't worry about it, kid.
I knew you'd come around.
1248
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:33,750
I'm sure you've already heard,
but I'm not really a unicorn.
1249
01:09:33,750 --> 01:09:36,625
Yeah. I smelled paint on you
from the very beginning.
1250
01:09:36,625 --> 01:09:39,083
Come on, everyone.
1251
01:09:39,083 --> 01:09:41,000
SparklePalooza's about to begin,
1252
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,666
and no one's stopping us
from getting on that stage.
1253
01:09:44,458 --> 01:09:47,583
Hey, I think you're gonna need this.
1254
01:09:56,541 --> 01:09:59,791
Thousands of fans
from all over the globe have gathered
1255
01:09:59,791 --> 01:10:03,708
for SparklePalooza,
the biggest music event of the year.
1256
01:10:03,708 --> 01:10:05,250
And while the world still mourns
1257
01:10:05,250 --> 01:10:07,750
over the disappearance
of Thelma the Unicorn,
1258
01:10:07,750 --> 01:10:11,750
music's top stars have shown up
to perform in her stead.
1259
01:10:13,583 --> 01:10:14,916
Oh yeah!
- ♪ Yeah ♪
1260
01:10:14,916 --> 01:10:17,875
♪ Breaking up is hard enough... ♪
1261
01:10:17,875 --> 01:10:19,416
- ♪ Hard enough ♪
- ♪ Oh... ♪
1262
01:10:19,416 --> 01:10:20,333
Hit it.
1263
01:10:20,333 --> 01:10:21,875
♪ But I called your bluff... ♪
1264
01:10:23,708 --> 01:10:26,833
But many of
Thelma's fans are still holding out hope
1265
01:10:26,833 --> 01:10:29,708
that their beloved
pink unicorn will return.
1266
01:10:29,708 --> 01:10:32,250
What up, land-dwellers?
Huh?
1267
01:10:32,250 --> 01:10:34,083
Are you ready for this?
1268
01:10:37,833 --> 01:10:39,666
♪ ...with a kleptomaniac! ♪
1269
01:10:40,458 --> 01:10:41,541
♪ Breaking up... ♪
1270
01:10:41,541 --> 01:10:44,958
In the meantime,
Nikki Narwhal is back,
1271
01:10:44,958 --> 01:10:49,458
here to reclaim her crown
as the original Queen of Pop.
1272
01:10:49,458 --> 01:10:52,000
Thank you. Thank you so much.
1273
01:10:53,083 --> 01:10:55,166
Stop. You're plugging my blowhole.
1274
01:10:55,166 --> 01:10:59,208
Listen, if any of you morons
see anyone pretending to be Thelma,
1275
01:10:59,208 --> 01:11:01,791
I want you to notify me immediately.
1276
01:11:01,791 --> 01:11:03,250
Any questions?
1277
01:11:03,791 --> 01:11:07,208
Is now a bad time
to order a stuffed crust pizza?
1278
01:11:07,208 --> 01:11:09,416
I told y'all to eat before you came.
1279
01:11:09,416 --> 01:11:12,916
- Now get out there and do your job.
I love my job!
1280
01:11:14,458 --> 01:11:16,583
Reggie, are you sure
this is gonna work?
1281
01:11:16,583 --> 01:11:18,375
Just trust me.
1282
01:11:25,583 --> 01:11:27,416
And we now have
Chuck on the line.
1283
01:11:27,416 --> 01:11:30,791
Chuck, are you ready to play
The Million-Dollar Quiz Show?
1284
01:11:30,791 --> 01:11:32,250
I sure am, Bill.
1285
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:36,291
Aw, how are we gonna get in?
1286
01:11:36,291 --> 01:11:38,916
Don't worry, I know how to pick locks.
1287
01:11:43,166 --> 01:11:44,291
Let's roll!
1288
01:11:44,291 --> 01:11:48,125
Chuck, for the million dollars,
all you have to do is finish this title.
1289
01:11:48,125 --> 01:11:51,250
"Goldilocks and the Three..." What?
1290
01:11:51,250 --> 01:11:52,541
- Huh?
1291
01:11:54,250 --> 01:11:55,666
Chuck, are you there?
1292
01:11:57,041 --> 01:12:00,541
Chuck, if you don't answer,
I'm gonna have to go to our next caller.
1293
01:12:00,541 --> 01:12:02,916
Well, better luck next time, Chuck.
Goodbye.
1294
01:12:02,916 --> 01:12:05,083
- Uh... Sorry. Bears.
1295
01:12:05,083 --> 01:12:07,041
"Goldilocks and the Three Bears."
1296
01:12:07,041 --> 01:12:08,791
Uh... Hello?
1297
01:12:15,166 --> 01:12:17,166
Come on, Reggie. Let's go.
1298
01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:19,125
Just give me a minute. Jeez.
1299
01:12:20,125 --> 01:12:21,375
These guys...
1300
01:12:23,166 --> 01:12:26,208
You kids better hurry.
You got bogeys at your twelve o'clock.
1301
01:12:26,208 --> 01:12:27,500
Huh?
1302
01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:30,500
- Hey, what do you think you're doing here?
1303
01:12:31,791 --> 01:12:32,958
- Intruders!
1304
01:12:32,958 --> 01:12:35,500
I repeat, intruders! Requesting backup!
1305
01:12:48,750 --> 01:12:50,333
Wow, that was-- Ow!
1306
01:12:50,333 --> 01:12:51,666
Sorry.
1307
01:12:51,666 --> 01:12:52,916
Attagirl, Peg.
1308
01:12:52,916 --> 01:12:56,125
What y'all doing?
Get going. We'll hold 'em off.
1309
01:12:56,125 --> 01:12:58,416
Follow me. We gotta get to the stage.
1310
01:12:59,416 --> 01:13:00,583
Hey!
1311
01:13:04,083 --> 01:13:08,083
- ♪ You can climb a mountain ♪
1312
01:13:08,083 --> 01:13:10,291
- ♪ Swim the sea ♪
- Woo-hoo-hoo!
1313
01:13:10,291 --> 01:13:12,791
- ♪ You can jump into the fire... ♪
1314
01:13:12,791 --> 01:13:14,875
Did anyone order a stuffed crust pi--
1315
01:13:16,208 --> 01:13:18,125
Come get some, suckers!
1316
01:13:18,708 --> 01:13:20,500
We've got a 10-96!
1317
01:13:20,500 --> 01:13:23,291
Wait, there's a code
for this exact situation?
1318
01:13:27,708 --> 01:13:28,708
Woo-hoo!
1319
01:13:31,041 --> 01:13:33,541
- They've breached the perimeter!
1320
01:13:41,541 --> 01:13:44,750
Be on the lookout for a pony
and a couple of donkey boys.
1321
01:13:44,750 --> 01:13:45,666
What?
1322
01:13:47,166 --> 01:13:48,375
Bingo.
1323
01:13:53,583 --> 01:13:55,916
- What?
1324
01:13:57,583 --> 01:13:58,625
Hey!
1325
01:14:03,166 --> 01:14:04,208
Sorry.
1326
01:14:07,791 --> 01:14:09,208
{\an8}It's straight ahead.
1327
01:14:09,791 --> 01:14:12,208
Freeze! Don't move!
1328
01:14:16,166 --> 01:14:17,125
This way!
1329
01:14:20,416 --> 01:14:22,666
Come on, Donk-Truvious.
Show us what you got.
1330
01:14:22,666 --> 01:14:25,083
The pleasure is all mine.
1331
01:14:34,458 --> 01:14:36,541
Ha ha!
1332
01:14:43,958 --> 01:14:45,125
♪ You got me ♪
1333
01:14:45,625 --> 01:14:46,875
♪ Right where it counts ♪
1334
01:14:47,791 --> 01:14:50,416
- ♪ Right where it counts ♪
1335
01:14:51,875 --> 01:14:54,750
Thank you. Thank you so much.
1336
01:14:54,750 --> 01:14:57,583
I love you, guys.
1337
01:14:58,458 --> 01:15:00,458
Hey, open up in there.
1338
01:15:09,416 --> 01:15:10,500
What do we do now?
1339
01:15:10,500 --> 01:15:12,916
Nothing. You're trapped.
1340
01:15:14,791 --> 01:15:16,541
Hello, Thelma.
1341
01:15:18,208 --> 01:15:21,583
You really thought
you could just prance right in here
1342
01:15:21,583 --> 01:15:23,916
and steal my thunder again?
1343
01:15:23,916 --> 01:15:25,333
No, Nikki, I swear.
1344
01:15:25,333 --> 01:15:29,375
Well, news flash, Thelma.
You're nothing without your sparkles.
1345
01:15:29,375 --> 01:15:33,291
You're just a worthless little pony
that no one wants to listen to.
1346
01:15:33,291 --> 01:15:35,708
I'm the real horned superstar.
1347
01:15:37,041 --> 01:15:41,750
Boom. Nikki's the real tuna,
not some canned substitute.
1348
01:15:41,750 --> 01:15:43,916
Nikki, please. We don't want no trouble.
1349
01:15:44,500 --> 01:15:47,125
Ha! You really wanna sparkle again?
1350
01:15:47,125 --> 01:15:49,375
- This should do the trick.
1351
01:16:00,208 --> 01:16:02,375
Stop them!
1352
01:16:12,041 --> 01:16:15,625
- Girl, you ain't breaking up this band.
1353
01:16:22,250 --> 01:16:25,750
We're finally here, Thelma!
SparklePalooza!
1354
01:16:25,750 --> 01:16:27,083
One more song!
1355
01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:32,375
One more song! One more song!
One more song! One more song!
1356
01:16:32,375 --> 01:16:34,625
One more song! One more song!
1357
01:16:34,625 --> 01:16:39,291
{\an8}Hey, I'll be right back.
There's something I gotta do.
1358
01:16:40,500 --> 01:16:42,916
Hey, w-w-wait! Thelma!
1359
01:16:47,583 --> 01:16:49,291
Yeah! Huh?
1360
01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:53,916
Who are those guys?
1361
01:16:53,916 --> 01:16:56,458
- Boo! Get off the stage!
- Boo!
1362
01:16:58,333 --> 01:17:00,208
- What should we do?
- I don't know.
1363
01:17:00,958 --> 01:17:02,208
- Ow.
Boo!
1364
01:17:02,208 --> 01:17:03,500
Boo!
1365
01:17:13,125 --> 01:17:14,291
Thelma?
1366
01:17:18,250 --> 01:17:19,250
What are you doing?
1367
01:17:33,083 --> 01:17:34,583
Hey, everybody.
1368
01:17:36,291 --> 01:17:39,041
I know you must be wondering
where I've been all this time.
1369
01:17:40,291 --> 01:17:41,416
I don't blame you.
1370
01:17:41,958 --> 01:17:43,625
I've been wondering that myself.
1371
01:17:46,541 --> 01:17:48,083
Ever since I was little,
1372
01:17:48,083 --> 01:17:51,250
I always dreamed
about performing on this stage.
1373
01:17:53,208 --> 01:17:56,250
But I never thought I'd make it here
because of how I looked.
1374
01:17:57,166 --> 01:18:02,000
Something inside me just kept telling me
I wasn't good enough.
1375
01:18:03,458 --> 01:18:06,250
Then one day, this crazy thing happened,
1376
01:18:06,250 --> 01:18:09,333
and everyone finally started
paying attention to me.
1377
01:18:10,083 --> 01:18:12,250
But it's not who I really am.
1378
01:18:17,458 --> 01:18:20,875
- This... This is the real me.
1379
01:18:20,875 --> 01:18:21,916
I'm Thelma.
1380
01:18:25,375 --> 01:18:26,708
Boo!
1381
01:18:26,708 --> 01:18:27,916
Boo!
1382
01:18:29,208 --> 01:18:31,166
I'm really sorry.
1383
01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:34,916
I never meant to hurt anyone. I just...
1384
01:18:34,916 --> 01:18:38,375
I just thought it was the only way
people would give my music a chance.
1385
01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:45,708
And now,
I'd like to share a song with you.
1386
01:18:46,375 --> 01:18:48,666
I started writing it when I was a kid.
1387
01:18:48,666 --> 01:18:51,791
I just never knew
what I needed to say until now.
1388
01:18:53,166 --> 01:18:55,583
All right, guys, let's do this.
1389
01:19:10,333 --> 01:19:14,875
♪ Dare not look behind you
You've come too far ♪
1390
01:19:16,416 --> 01:19:19,625
♪ Let the tears you shed remind you ♪
1391
01:19:19,625 --> 01:19:22,375
♪ Of who you really are ♪
1392
01:19:23,291 --> 01:19:28,500
♪ You searched the entire world
Just to find ♪
1393
01:19:30,083 --> 01:19:34,625
♪ Everything you needed
Was right inside ♪
1394
01:19:35,916 --> 01:19:39,333
♪ So turn your light on
Let us see who you are ♪
1395
01:19:39,333 --> 01:19:42,583
♪ One in a million
No one's playing your part ♪
1396
01:19:42,583 --> 01:19:44,375
♪ Don't be perfect ♪
1397
01:19:44,375 --> 01:19:47,416
♪ Like the moon and the stars
You shine ♪
1398
01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:51,166
- ♪ Just as you are ♪
- ♪ Just as you are ♪
1399
01:19:51,166 --> 01:19:55,958
♪ When you can't see the rainbow
Through the clouds ♪
1400
01:19:57,791 --> 01:20:02,666
♪ When thunder breaks your voice
And drowns you out ♪
1401
01:20:04,541 --> 01:20:09,500
♪ Darkness can't exist
Where there is light ♪
1402
01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:16,458
♪ So get up on your feet
And rise and shine ♪
1403
01:20:16,458 --> 01:20:18,875
- ♪ Ooh ♪
- ♪ So turn your light on ♪
1404
01:20:18,875 --> 01:20:22,083
♪ Let us see who you are
One in a million ♪
1405
01:20:22,083 --> 01:20:24,458
♪ No one's playing your part
Don't be perfect ♪
1406
01:20:24,458 --> 01:20:26,833
- ♪ Don't be perfect ♪
- ♪ Like the moon and the stars ♪
1407
01:20:26,833 --> 01:20:29,000
- ♪ You shine ♪
- ♪ You shine ♪
1408
01:20:29,500 --> 01:20:31,875
- ♪ Just as you are ♪
- ♪ Turn your light on ♪
1409
01:20:31,875 --> 01:20:33,708
- ♪ Bring it out from within ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪
1410
01:20:33,708 --> 01:20:37,000
♪ If you feel broken
That's how the light gets in ♪
1411
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:38,291
♪ Don't be perfect ♪
1412
01:20:38,291 --> 01:20:40,458
- ♪ Don't be perfect ♪
- ♪ Like the moon and the stars ♪
1413
01:20:40,458 --> 01:20:41,583
♪ You shine ♪
1414
01:20:42,208 --> 01:20:45,916
- ♪ I hope you know you're beautiful ♪
- ♪ Just as you are ♪
1415
01:20:45,916 --> 01:20:48,708
♪ Shine your light
Shine your light ♪
1416
01:20:48,708 --> 01:20:52,625
- ♪ I hope you know you're magical ♪
- ♪ Just as you are ♪
1417
01:20:52,625 --> 01:20:55,208
♪ Shine your light
Shine your light ♪
1418
01:20:55,208 --> 01:21:00,666
- ♪ I hope you shine for everyone ♪
- ♪ Shine your light, shine your light ♪
1419
01:21:00,666 --> 01:21:02,000
♪ Shine your light ♪
1420
01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:07,166
- ♪ I hope you know you're beautiful ♪
- ♪ Shine your light, shine your light ♪
1421
01:21:07,166 --> 01:21:09,916
- ♪ Shine your light ♪
- ♪ Just as you are ♪
1422
01:21:09,916 --> 01:21:14,708
♪ Dare not look behind you
You've come too far ♪
1423
01:21:29,166 --> 01:21:31,250
Oh, Nikki, darling!
1424
01:21:31,250 --> 01:21:34,208
I've just become available
to manage you again.
1425
01:21:37,333 --> 01:21:39,833
Hey, Otis, do you know what time it is?
1426
01:21:39,833 --> 01:21:42,083
Oh, I know what time it is.
1427
01:21:42,083 --> 01:21:44,166
Thelma, do you know what time it is?
1428
01:21:45,125 --> 01:21:46,708
Heck yeah, I know what time it is.
1429
01:21:46,708 --> 01:21:48,541
{\an8}
1430
01:21:50,500 --> 01:21:51,791
Woo-hoo!
1431
01:22:25,416 --> 01:22:27,625
- Ouch.
- What do you mean "ouch"?
1432
01:22:27,625 --> 01:22:29,125
I just rolled a 32.
1433
01:22:29,125 --> 01:22:31,875
Well, a half-orc
with super low intelligence
1434
01:22:31,875 --> 01:22:34,291
just stole 80 pounds of your cornbread.
1435
01:22:34,291 --> 01:22:37,375
Well, can I just
poop out some jelly beans?
1436
01:22:37,375 --> 01:22:38,708
Technically, yes,
1437
01:22:38,708 --> 01:22:42,916
but you also have dysentery,
so they might be dubious beans.
1438
01:22:44,541 --> 01:22:46,916
Hey, ding-dongs!
1439
01:22:47,500 --> 01:22:48,666
Break time's over.
1440
01:22:48,666 --> 01:22:50,583
We got an album to finish.
1441
01:22:50,583 --> 01:22:53,208
- Be right there, Peggy.
Thelma!
1442
01:22:53,208 --> 01:22:56,833
Can we take a picture with you? Please?
1443
01:22:56,833 --> 01:22:58,416
Of course.
1444
01:22:59,291 --> 01:23:02,833
Okay, everyone,
let's squeeze in just a little closer.
1445
01:23:02,833 --> 01:23:06,083
Oh, I cannot believe this is happening.
Girl, I ain't got no more pink eye. Oh!
1446
01:23:06,083 --> 01:23:08,500
Perfect. Okay, big smiles in three...
1447
01:23:10,833 --> 01:23:11,833
...two...
1448
01:23:16,125 --> 01:23:17,833
- ...and one.
1449
01:23:33,375 --> 01:23:34,291
What?
1450
01:23:50,583 --> 01:23:54,833
♪ Everything you're looking for
Ain't out there ♪
1451
01:23:54,833 --> 01:23:55,750
♪ No ♪
1452
01:23:56,958 --> 01:24:01,541
♪ The gold is inside of you
Just so you're aware ♪
1453
01:24:02,750 --> 01:24:03,916
♪ Mmm ♪
1454
01:24:03,916 --> 01:24:08,625
♪ Mountains don't climb themselves
You gotta do the work ♪
1455
01:24:08,625 --> 01:24:10,083
♪ Hey, yeah ♪
1456
01:24:10,083 --> 01:24:14,708
♪ From the top, we all look small
Now that's a word ♪
1457
01:24:15,291 --> 01:24:17,541
♪ Hey! ♪
1458
01:24:17,541 --> 01:24:21,041
♪ I see 'em talking
Need to find my blinders ♪
1459
01:24:21,041 --> 01:24:24,458
♪ I ride with stallions
We'll see all around us ♪
1460
01:24:24,458 --> 01:24:29,083
♪ No distractions
Get focused like a lion ♪
1461
01:24:29,083 --> 01:24:31,583
♪ Who's with me? ♪
1462
01:24:31,583 --> 01:24:34,958
♪ Hear that ticking
It's time you shine ♪
1463
01:24:34,958 --> 01:24:38,125
♪ Baby girl, you are a gold mine ♪
1464
01:24:38,125 --> 01:24:41,458
♪ Fearless! Full of pride! ♪
1465
01:24:41,458 --> 01:24:44,958
♪ See her in the mirror
She's a gold mine ♪
1466
01:24:44,958 --> 01:24:48,375
♪ Priceless! It's your time! ♪
1467
01:24:48,375 --> 01:24:50,958
♪ Baby, baby girl, you're a gold mine ♪
1468
01:24:51,458 --> 01:24:53,000
♪ Worth a fortune ♪
1469
01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:55,125
♪ On the inside ♪
1470
01:24:55,125 --> 01:24:57,916
♪ Baby, baby girl, you are a gold mine ♪
1471
01:24:57,916 --> 01:25:00,500
♪ It's an underdog takeover ♪
1472
01:25:00,500 --> 01:25:02,666
♪ If you're too small, too big ♪
1473
01:25:02,666 --> 01:25:04,958
♪ Too tall, too thin ♪
1474
01:25:04,958 --> 01:25:07,541
♪ We're stronger together ♪
1475
01:25:07,541 --> 01:25:11,750
♪ Saddle up, it's time to ride
Know your gold is on the inside ♪
1476
01:25:11,750 --> 01:25:15,208
♪ Hear that ticking
It's time you shine ♪
1477
01:25:15,208 --> 01:25:18,000
♪ Baby girl, you are a gold mine ♪
1478
01:25:18,625 --> 01:25:21,958
- ♪ Fearless, full of pride ♪
- ♪ Yeah, oh ♪
1479
01:25:21,958 --> 01:25:25,125
♪ See her in the mirror
She's a gold mine ♪
1480
01:25:25,125 --> 01:25:28,708
- ♪ Priceless! It's your time! ♪
- ♪ Hope you know, hope you know ♪
1481
01:25:28,708 --> 01:25:31,666
♪ Baby, baby girl, you are a gold mine ♪
1482
01:25:31,666 --> 01:25:35,333
- ♪ Oh ♪
- ♪ Worth a fortune on the inside ♪
1483
01:25:35,333 --> 01:25:38,416
- ♪ Baby, baby girl, you are a gold mine ♪
- ♪ You're a gold mine ♪
1484
01:25:38,416 --> 01:25:43,208
♪ Oh ♪
1485
01:25:43,208 --> 01:25:45,041
♪ Ooh ♪
1486
01:25:45,041 --> 01:25:49,875
♪ Oh ♪
1487
01:25:49,875 --> 01:25:51,916
♪ Ooh ♪
1488
01:25:51,916 --> 01:25:55,291
♪ Stay true to you ♪
1489
01:25:55,291 --> 01:25:58,000
♪ Oh, you're a gold mine ♪
1490
01:25:59,250 --> 01:26:00,541
♪ Oh ♪
1491
01:26:01,333 --> 01:26:05,041
♪ The gold is inside of you ♪
1492
01:26:07,375 --> 01:26:10,166
♪ You ♪
1493
01:31:10,958 --> 01:31:15,208
♪ They say there's plenty of fish
Swimming round in the sea ♪
1494
01:31:15,208 --> 01:31:19,500
♪ Well, don't believe what they say
There ain't another like me ♪
1495
01:31:19,500 --> 01:31:23,708
♪ Don't let this one get away
'Cause, you see, I'm unique ♪
1496
01:31:23,708 --> 01:31:27,541
♪ I'm unique, I'm unique ♪
1497
01:31:28,041 --> 01:31:32,250
♪ I'm gonna show you
A world you've never seen ♪
1498
01:31:32,250 --> 01:31:36,500
♪ I'm gonna take you to places
Like you've never been ♪
1499
01:31:36,500 --> 01:31:39,583
♪ Yeah, don't you make a mistake
In the green ♪
1500
01:31:39,583 --> 01:31:44,666
♪ You will freak
You will freak, you will freak ♪
1501
01:31:44,666 --> 01:31:49,166
♪ Baby, you've got blubber trouble
I'm about to blow your bubble ♪
1502
01:31:49,166 --> 01:31:51,375
♪ Out where the pressure's double ♪
1503
01:31:51,375 --> 01:31:53,625
♪ We're going down into the deep ♪
1504
01:31:53,625 --> 01:31:57,750
♪ You better hold your breath in
'Cause, baby, where's you're going ♪
1505
01:31:57,750 --> 01:31:59,916
♪ There ain't no more oxygen ♪
1506
01:31:59,916 --> 01:32:05,125
♪ We're going down into the deep ♪
1507
01:32:05,125 --> 01:32:08,291
♪ Here we go ♪
1508
01:32:08,291 --> 01:32:10,583
♪ We're going down into the ♪
1509
01:32:18,708 --> 01:32:21,458
♪ Yeah, that's right, wow
You with Nikki Narwhal ♪
1510
01:32:21,458 --> 01:32:23,666
♪ Some take you high
Well, I take you low ♪
1511
01:32:23,666 --> 01:32:25,166
♪ To places you never know ♪
1512
01:32:25,166 --> 01:32:27,958
♪ Where it's just you and me
And those freaky fish that glow ♪
1513
01:32:27,958 --> 01:32:30,541
♪ I'm the unicorn of the sea
Don't touch the tusk ♪
1514
01:32:30,541 --> 01:32:33,125
♪ Hold tight to my fin
We're going low down ♪
1515
01:32:33,125 --> 01:32:35,333
♪ I hope your mama
Taught you how to swim ♪
1516
01:32:35,333 --> 01:32:38,041
♪ 'Cause, baby
You've got blubber trouble ♪
1517
01:32:38,041 --> 01:32:40,208
♪ I'm about to blow your bubble ♪
1518
01:32:40,208 --> 01:32:42,333
♪ Out where the pressure's double ♪
1519
01:32:42,333 --> 01:32:44,583
♪ We're going down into the deep ♪
1520
01:32:44,583 --> 01:32:48,708
♪ You better hold your breath in
'Cause, baby, where you're going ♪
1521
01:32:48,708 --> 01:32:50,875
♪ There ain't no more oxygen ♪
1522
01:32:50,875 --> 01:32:53,958
♪ We're going down into the deep ♪
1523
01:32:53,958 --> 01:32:56,125
♪ Yeah ♪
1524
01:32:56,125 --> 01:32:59,291
♪ Way below ♪
1525
01:32:59,291 --> 01:33:02,833
♪ We're going down into the deep ♪
1526
01:33:04,125 --> 01:33:05,125
♪ Uh, uh ♪
1527
01:33:06,250 --> 01:33:07,166
♪ That's right ♪
1528
01:33:07,791 --> 01:33:09,333
♪ Nikki Narwhal ♪
1529
01:33:09,333 --> 01:33:10,833
♪ What, uh ♪
1530
01:33:12,083 --> 01:33:13,500
♪ Take you down low ♪
1531
01:33:15,250 --> 01:33:16,583
♪ So deep ♪
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