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Great, Daddy. Okay, see you Friday night.
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Oh, and if you hit
any armadillos this time?
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Don't feel like you have to show me.
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Hey, guess what!
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Meemaw and Grandpa
are driving down from Muleshoe
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to spend the weekend with us.
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- Cool.
- Great!
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[chuckles]
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They're stoppin' by
on their way to the valley.
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They're goin' dove huntin'
for their 46th anniversary.
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How romantic to celebrate
a long, happy marriage by killing birds.
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This is the first time
your grandparents have come down
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since your father moved out,
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so be on your best behavior
to show 'em how well we're getting along.
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In other words, lie.
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Yeah. Cheyenne, Meemaw
and Grandpa will be sleeping in your room.
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Where are we supposed to sleep?
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You and Van, take Kyra's room.
Kyra, you can bunk with me.
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No way are those sex maniacs
sleeping in my room.
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Put 'em in Jake's room.
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I don't want maniacs in my room.
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And while my parents are here,
there will be no arguing, complaining,
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or talk of sex.
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What's left?
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Hey, Jakey left his backpack at the condo.
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Glad you're here. Mama and Daddy
are coming to visit this weekend.
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J.V. and Helen are coming?
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You know my parents' names?
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Of course! Your family is Brock's family,
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- and Brock's family is--
- ...My family.
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Yeah, don't worry. We'll stay clear.
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I'm sure that J.V. and Helen
are none too thrilled with me right now.
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Why?
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Brock, Mum and Daddy
have known you for 20 years.
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If you don't show up,
they're gonna think something's wrong.
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Hello!
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Stop by around 11:30, but be brief.
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And come alone.
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Who would we bring? [laughs]
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[theme song playing]
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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{\an8}♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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{\an8}♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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{\an8}♪ With gentle hands
And the heart of a fighter ♪
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♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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What if your grandparents don't like me?
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{\an8}Oh, why wouldn't they like you?
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{\an8}You're pregnant.
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{\an8}I'm your husband.
They're gonna put two and two together.
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[doorbell rings]
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[Jake] They're here!
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Nice, happy family, just like
we rehearsed it, okay?
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{\an8}- Oh!
- Oh, Ma!
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{\an8}- Honey, you look terrific!
- Thanks.
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{\an8}Why aren't you wearing the blouse
that I sent you? Don't you like it?
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{\an8}Oh, I love it! I'm gonna wear it tomorrow
so you can see me wear it all day long.
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{\an8}Come here, my sweet, little baby girl!
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{\an8}Oh, Daddy, nothin' takes me home
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like the smell of Old Spice and gunpowder.
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- Hi, Grandpa.
- Hey, partner!
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Did you bring me something?
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{\an8}Why, I sure did.
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{\an8}Wow! A real knife!
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{\an8}Thanks, Daddy.
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{\an8}I'll put it with the .22
you gave him for Christmas.
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{\an8}Oh, look at you!
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{\an8}[gasps] Well, you've got boobs!
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{\an8}- Aren't they great?
- Yeah!
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{\an8}- Hi, Meemaw.
- Oh, Cheyenne, honey.
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{\an8}Let me look at you.
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{\an8}- You are glowing!
- [giggles]
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{\an8}I'm sorry.
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{\an8}- Hey!
- Hi, Grandpa.
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Ain't you gonna
introduce us to your feller?
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Oh!
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Grandpa, Meemaw, this is my husband, Van.
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- Heard a lot about you, son.
- I'm sorry.
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Van's a little nervous
about meetin' y'all,
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under the circumstances.
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Oh, hoo-ha!
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Listen, J.V. and I were 19
when we got married.
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It's not your age that matters.
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It's the amount of work
that you put into it.
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There is no greater achievement in life
than a long and happy marriage.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Reba.
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I'm fine, Mama.
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Y'all come on up. You two are
gonna be sleeping in Cheyenne's room.
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- Oh, we don't wanna put the kids out.
- It's no trouble.
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Cheyenne's in with Kyra,
and Van's with Jake.
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And you're all alone.
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I'm fine, Mama.
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Sure you are.
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Well, for heaven's sake, Reba.
No wonder she got pregnant.
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You let 'em put these two beds together.
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Mama, they didn't push the beds together
until after they were married.
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Honey, I love you,
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but you are walkin' around
with blinders on.
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I got a special lunch planned tomorrow
to celebrate your anniversary.
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- We don't want to put you to any trouble.
- I do. What are you making?
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[laughs]
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Fried chicken, mashed potatoes
and green beans.
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Whoo! Have I told you you're my favorite?
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[laughing]
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Hey. We just need to grab our pajamas.
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Which we sleep in every night.
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Well, I'm gonna go hit the showers.
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I hope you still have
that fancy little sponge on a stick.
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What sponge on a stick?
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You old fool.
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I told you, that is the toilet brush.
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[laughter]
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[gasps] I'm gonna go take it out
of the bathroom before he gets in there.
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Oh, Cheyenne, Van.
Come over here. I brought you something.
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Oh, Meemaw, you didn't have to do that.
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Well, I sure did.
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You're my first grandbaby to get married.
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Oh.
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Your grandfather gave this to me
on our third anniversary.
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When we got married,
we couldn't afford a diamond ring,
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so he bought me one three years later
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and gave it to me in this locket.
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Oh, my God! Is there
a diamond ring in here?
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No, of course not!
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I mean, it's beautiful.
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I know when you start out
a marriage young,
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you don't have a whole heck of a lot,
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so you gotta make
what you do have special.
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- Thank you.
- Yes, darling. [chuckles]
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I just hope the two of you are gonna
be as happy together
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as I have been with your granddaddy
for the last 46 years.
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Now, give me a hand.
Let's push these two beds apart.
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[sighs] Well, I just
finished sweeping the porch.
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You swept the porch?
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I made the mistake of looking bored
in front of Meemaw.
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Uh, well, no time to chitchat.
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Busy, busy, busy.
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Oh, Mama.
I'm wearing the shirt you bought me.
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Mmm, maybe I should've
got that in another color.
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Is that all the chicken you made?
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You don't think it's enough?
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Well, you know me.
I don't believe in skimping on portions.
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Like I always say,
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"If you want to keep
your man happy, keep him full."
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Oh, crap. I didn't mean that, Reba.
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I'm sure it wasn't your cookin'
that drove Brock away.
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And all this time I thought
it was my housekeeping.
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Okay, open your eyes.
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What's this for?
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I was thinking about that locket
that Grandpa gave Meemaw.
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We need to have memories like those
if we're gonna last for 46 years.
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Forty-six years!
We'll be, like, a hundred.
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Van, read the card. I wrote you a poem.
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"To my man whose name is Van,
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lots of love, your wife, Cheyenne."
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[chuckles]
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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- Now can I open it?
- Yes.
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Well?
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- It... It's a key chain.
- Mm-hmm.
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And do you know what it's for?
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No way! You got me a car?
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Oh, yeah!
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No, no.
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Van, it's a heart key chain,
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because you hold the key to my heart.
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Isn't that romantic?
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Oh, yeah! [guffawing]
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Oh, you were serious?
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And that, young feller,
is how you field dress a deer.
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Lunch is almost ready.
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I'm not hungry.
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[doorbell rings]
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Oh, that must be Brock.
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He better not make
my little carrot-top cry.
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- Hey.
- Hey, Brock. Come on in.
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Mama, Daddy, look who's here.
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Hello, Helen, J.V.
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Happy anniversary.
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Fish bitin' lately?
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Nope.
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- Did you try my Spam trick?
- Yup.
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Didn't work?
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Caught an eight-pounder.
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- Did I tell you?
- [laughing]
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I brought you some things from the office.
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Fuzzy floss?
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Three packs.
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[chuckling]
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You old son of a gun.
I can't stay mad at you.
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Why don't you stay a while?
We're about to eat.
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Tie on the feed bag with us.
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J.V., no. Uh, Reba didn't
make enough chicken.
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I told you, we got
plenty of chicken, Mama.
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Ah, no, I can't stay, J.V.
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Buddy of mine's waiting out in the car.
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[B.J.] Yoo-hoo!
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That's him now.
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Brock, honey, you forgot my pie.
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Wait. Where are my manners? Hi!
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I'm Barbra Jean!
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Oh! [laughing]
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Oh, I am so pleased...
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to meet you, Mrs. McKinney!
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Helen.
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Mom.
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I'm not sure what to call you.
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Funny. I've thought
of so many things to call you.
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- Mom!
- Okay, "Mom" it is.
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Well, the sweat on the back of my neck
tells me it's time to go.
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Sorry we can't stay for lunch.
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Sure we can! What are we havin'?
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Uh, chicken.
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Well, I think I'll just take
your delightful pie into the kitchen.
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[nervous laugh]
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Mama, what'd you do that for?
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Don't tell me you were gonna
eat that woman's pie!
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No, of course not, but at least
I would've waited till she left
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before I threw it out.
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How can you let her come into your home
and make a fool out of you?
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[laughs] One good thing about Barbra Jean,
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when you're with her,
you never feel like you're the fool.
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Well, I am not gonna eat lunch with her.
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You have to! It's your anniversary lunch.
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- Then you shouldn't have invited her!
- I didn't! Daddy did!
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Because you let him.
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[sighs] Look, Mama.
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For the good of the family,
I have accepted Barbra Jean
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as a reality in my life.
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It's not as bad as you think.
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Now, I want you to go out there,
have lunch and be civil.
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- It's not gonna kill you.
- What if it does?
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Well, then I won't have to
wear this shirt anymore.
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Boy, you can tell the food is good
when no one's talkin'.
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Your grandfather hates me.
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Look at the way he's holding his knife.
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Don't eat too much.
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Save room for my pie.
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Oh, yeah. What kind was it-- is it?
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Blueberry rhubarb.
I heard it was J.V.'s favorite.
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That rhubarb really cleans out the pipes.
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I understand you're a hygienist.
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That must be fascinating work,
cleaning strangers' dirty teeth all day.
245
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,390
- Mother!
- Oh, sorry.
246
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,350
What I meant was, what a lovely blouse!
247
00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:16,814
I got it at the outlet mall,
but I added the sparkle myself.
248
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,482
I'm into bedazzlin'.
249
00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:21,986
I love the outlet malls.
250
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,446
Of course, the closest one to us
is halfway to Lubbock.
251
00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:27,449
Two tanks of gas to save 40 cents.
252
00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:33,622
Count your blessings.
Ours is right up the street.
253
00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:35,875
That's why my shoes are different sizes.
254
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:40,087
Well, you can't tell, and I'll bet
you got a great price on 'em.
255
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,797
Oh, I did.
256
00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:44,592
Hey, when we're done,
we should go to the mall
257
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:45,885
and do some shoppin'!
258
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,928
- What a great idea.
- What?
259
00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:52,391
No, B.J., uh, don't we have to
do that... that church thing?
260
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,894
But Mom wants to go shoppin'.
261
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:55,811
Mom?
262
00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:59,648
Yeah, it's my anniversary and I wanna go.
263
00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:01,442
Come on, Reba. It won't kill ya.
264
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,319
But what if it does?
265
00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:08,449
Well, then I guess
you won't have to wear that shirt anymore.
266
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,582
- [Cheyenne] Hey.
- Hey.
267
00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:18,834
I made you somethin'.
268
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,002
[chuckles] No, thank you.
269
00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:22,463
Oh, try one bite. I made it myself.
270
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,924
Van, that's a Twinkie. Hostess made it.
271
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,509
Please!
272
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,511
Okay, okay.
273
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,766
[muffled] Oh! Ew! What is this?
274
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,100
Your wedding ring.
275
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,977
Yuck. What did you do that for?
276
00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:39,772
I'm being romantic.
I saw it in a movie once.
277
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,982
A guy put an engagement ring
in a fortune cookie.
278
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,985
Van, you're supposed to
do that when you propose.
279
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:47,112
This is just gross!
280
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:51,241
- It's better than a stupid keychain.
- What?
281
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:52,493
Nothin'.
282
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:57,164
Well, at least a keychain is a real gift.
283
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:59,667
Well, excuse me for being romantic.
284
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,878
I'm sorry if it's not as fancy
as that poem you say you wrote.
285
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,715
Hey, what are y'all
squabblin' about in here?
286
00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:07,633
I'm sorry.
287
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,179
Is there something wrong with him?
288
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:13,722
No, it's...
289
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:17,476
Meemaw told us about
that locket you gave her and...
290
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,979
we're trying to make memories,
but we suck at it.
291
00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:21,981
I gave her a locket?
292
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:23,774
You don't remember?
293
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,901
Oh, dude, you are so in trouble.
294
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:29,571
Don't look so surprised.
295
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:32,992
Forty-six years is a long, long...
296
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,577
long time.
297
00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:38,956
How do you do it?
298
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,499
Now, here's a tip.
299
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,042
Stop trying.
300
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:47,840
Look, the thing that makes
a marriage last is silence.
301
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,510
Yesterday, we drove nine hours...
302
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,220
from Muleshoe to Houston,
303
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:57,725
and six of 'em were completely silent.
304
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:02,646
We're comfortable.
Nobody tries to impress the other.
305
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:06,400
Now, that's what makes
a marriage last, silence.
306
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,194
Really?
307
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:11,238
Yeah, that and playful sex.
308
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:16,201
Oh, I'm sorry!
309
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,666
[Helen] Did you find
anything you like, Reba?
310
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,377
Yeah. Socks.
311
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,629
Ten pair for a dollar.
312
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:31,050
Socks? Well, you're no fun.
313
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,594
Maybe I'll bedazzle 'em.
314
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:43,270
[both gasp] Cute!
315
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:44,772
[both] Jinx!
316
00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:47,149
[music playing on speakers]
317
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,568
Oh, I love this song!
318
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:54,782
♪ R-E-S-P-E-C-T, take care, T.C.B. ♪
319
00:17:54,782 --> 00:18:03,332
♪ Sock it to me, sock it to me
Sock it to me ♪
320
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:04,875
♪ Sock it to me, sock it to me ♪
321
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:12,216
♪ Re-re-re-re-re-re-re respect ♪
322
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:20,057
♪ Sock it to me, sock it to me
Sock it to me ♪
323
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,767
♪ Sock it to me, sock it to me... ♪
324
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:22,976
All right, stop it.
325
00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:25,521
- [continues singing]
- Stop it. Stop it!
326
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:28,482
What?
327
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,234
How could you do that with her?
328
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,194
I thought you told me to be nice to her.
329
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,821
I meant don't throw her pie away,
330
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:36,281
not start a mother-daughter lounge act!
331
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:40,577
For heaven's sakes, Reba,
would you make up your mind?
332
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:42,538
Be nice to her, don't be nice to her.
333
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:43,747
What do you want from me?
334
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:45,541
I don't know, but not--
335
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,252
♪ Sock it to me, sock it to me
Sock it to me, sock it to me ♪
336
00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:52,714
I'm sorry, but in my day
the rules were simpler.
337
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:56,009
A woman who slept with your husband
didn't bring you a pie.
338
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:00,806
Why don't you just
come right out and say it?
339
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,224
You think I'm a failure because
340
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,726
my marriage didn't last 46 years
like yours did.
341
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:06,353
Is that what you think?
342
00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:08,772
It's not like you've been subtle about it.
343
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:14,862
"There's no greater achievement in life
than a long, happy marriage."
344
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:19,199
Or "If you want to keep your man happy,
keep him full of chicken."
345
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:24,371
I never said "chicken."
346
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:29,543
Look, I know we may not
look like a normal family,
347
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:31,712
but in some weird way,
348
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:33,213
it's workin'.
349
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,966
I'm just sorry you can't see that.
350
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,472
You know, the first time
I saw that woman waltz in
351
00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:44,141
through your front door,
352
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:46,643
I thought that you weren't
standin' up for yourself.
353
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,062
I wanted to defend you.
354
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:52,107
But now I see you're lettin' her
come over here
355
00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:54,860
as a sign of how strong you are,
not how weak.
356
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,697
- Do you really think so?
- Oh, yeah.
357
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:03,160
You are one strong,
stubborn mule of a woman.
358
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,914
Can't imagine where I got that from.
359
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:11,335
- Your daddy.
- Oh. Yeah.
360
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,007
Listen, it's clear to me
that you are doing just great.
361
00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:20,928
The last thing you need
is your old mother comin' around
362
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,763
pokin' her nose into your business,
363
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:25,599
so I am just gonna butt out.
364
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,809
No, don't butt out.
365
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:32,064
I'll never stop needin' a mama.
366
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:35,943
- Oh, good. Good!
- [chuckling]
367
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:42,241
'Cause that chicken of yours
was a little dry.
368
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,200
Yup.
369
00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:51,917
♪ R-E-S-P-E-C-T ♪
370
00:20:58,173 --> 00:21:00,676
♪ Sock it to me, sock it to me
Sock it to me, sock it to me ♪
371
00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:06,848
Come on, Helen! Shake it!
372
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:09,810
Yes, Helen!
373
00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:23,949
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