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[rattling]
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- [clanks]
- Now I think we've got it.
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- [whirring]
- [gurgling]
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Is it fixed?
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Afraid not.
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The brown gunk's supposed
to go down instead of up.
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That's the way it looked
when Dad used to fix it.
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I'm aware of that.
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What a shame we don't have a man
around the house to fix these things.
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Huh?
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We don't need a man.
I've got everything under control.
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Jake, hand me that metal doohickey
with the screwy thing on the--
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Yeah, that's it. Thanks.
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- Hey.
- Oh, hey!
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- You want something to eat?
- No.
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I've gained four pounds.
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That's good. That's the baby growing.
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The mini-me.
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Hey, he's a mini-Van!
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Mini-Van. That is so cute.
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All right, Jake. Bet you 50 cents
it's gonna work this time.
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- [clicks]
- [gurgles]
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Pay up.
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Put it on my bill. I'll be right back.
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After the game, a couple of us are going
to Randy's to hang out.
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You wanna come?
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No, I don't think so.
Lara invited me to go get pizza,
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but you know how food makes me sick.
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You should go, Cheyenne.
Get out of the house.
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No point just sitting here
watching yourself get fat.
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- Van!
- You know what I mean.
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You out with your friends,
me out with mine.
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Then we hook up later.
It'll be just like junior year,
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except we're married, you're pregnant
and everything's different.
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Okay, Jake. Stand back.
This could get messy.
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Mom, what are you doing?
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The disposal's all jammed up. I'm doing
exactly what your father used to do,
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minus the cuss words.
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- Yeah, why don't you just call a plumber?
- Ha!
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I don't need a plumber.
I've got it all under control.
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[bubbling]
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Cool!
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Go get me the yellow pages.
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[theme song playing]
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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{\an8}♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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{\an8}♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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{\an8}♪ With gentle hands
And the heart of a fighter ♪
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♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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Okay, give me the bad news. I can take it.
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You have very sick plumbing.
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How bad are we talking?
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Your disposal might not make it
through the night.
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[laughs]
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{\an8}Oof!
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{\an8}I seen this a lot.
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{\an8}Your husband's
been playing plumber, hasn't he?
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{\an8}Among other things.
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{\an8}That's why we're gettin' a divorce.
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{\an8}I'm sorry to hear that.
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{\an8}- Well, it's good news for my sink.
- [laughs]
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{\an8}Okay, partner, I'll see you on Sunday.
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{\an8}- Bye, Dad!
- Bye.
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{\an8}- Hi, Mom!
- Hey, babe.
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{\an8}[plumber grunts]
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{\an8}Oh, Reba, you didn't.
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{\an8}- What?
- You hired a plumber?
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{\an8}There's nothing wrong with that sink.
I fixed it myself.
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{\an8}Yeah, right. [laughs]
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{\an8}Well, hi!
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{\an8}Mr. Hayden, this is my--
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{\an8}Brock.
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{\an8}And that's his--
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{\an8}B.J.
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{\an8}Pleased to meet you.
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Right back at ya.
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You want me to take a look under there?
I know everything about that sink.
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Maybe you can explain this.
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{\an8}Well, now you broke it.
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Where's the tennis ball?
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Oh, is that what that was?
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Yeah, well, make sure you use
a four-gauge PVC with nylon bushings.
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- Actually, Mr. Hart--
- Actually, it's Dr. Hart.
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Oh. Oh.
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Well, still, your bushings
have to be compatible with your threads.
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See, you got three-quarter male threads.
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You questioning the size of my threads?
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Oh, honey. All that man talk! [laughs]
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Oh, I just love it when he talks that way.
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You mean, like an idiot?
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[whistles]
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Since when do you hire a plumber?
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Since you're not around
to work your magic anymore.
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You may not appreciate the nuance
of my sink work, Reba, but it's very good.
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He's right. He just installed
a padded toilet seat,
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and you can't get me off that thing.
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Glad you could tear yourself away.
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I don't think this guy
knows what he's doing.
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Why isn't he wearing a jumpsuit?
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Excuse me. I fixed your disposal,
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but you might want to think about
changing that faucet real soon.
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I get a discount over at Premium Fixtures.
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- So let me know if you're interested.
- Thanks.
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Do you realize what just happened here?
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That guy's hitting on you!
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[sputtering]
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- [BJ laughing]
- That's funny.
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I know! [laughing]
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It's not that funny.
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Man, what nerve.
You're not even divorced yet.
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- He's already moving in on you.
- Oh, that is so wrong.
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He is not hitting on me, Brock.
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And even if he was,
it's got nothing to do with you.
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You don't live here anymore.
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Yeah, well, my kids do.
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And they shouldn't have to
be exposed to that sort of thing.
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Jake just spent the morning with you
and your pregnant mistress.
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I don't think new plumbing's
gonna push him over the edge.
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[all laughing]
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You guys, I've totally
missed hanging out with y'all!
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- We missed you too!
- We did! We missed you!
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Even though you're pregnant,
you're still totally fun.
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Thanks!
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- I can't believe we're really doing this.
- I am so nervous.
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Oh, my God! There's the bus!
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Oh, my God! I have goose bumps!
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Oh, my God! Me too!
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[all] Oh, my God!
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Okay, let's get into position.
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- Okay, y'all. Y'all ready?
- Mm-hmm.
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{\an8}- [all] Whoo! Go, Wildcats!
- [horn honking]
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{\an8}Whoa! They're moonin' us! [laughs]
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{\an8}No way! Buttage?
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Look, that one's got writing on it.
It says, "Go, Van."
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- What?
- Go, Van.
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- [chanting] Go, Van.
- Hey, stop it!
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Knock it off! That's my wife's butt.
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[chanting continues]
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Aah!
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Ooh!
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All right, sucker.
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I've tried to be nice,
but you're outta here!
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Is that plumber guy here?
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Take a look at this.
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"Three-quarter-inch threads." Ha!
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Why is your blouse all wet?
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I'm entering the wet blouse contest.
What do you think?
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It's that stupid thing. [sighs]
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Oh, Reba, this guy's got you
brainwashed into thinking
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there's something wrong
with a perfectly good faucet.
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[scoffs]
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[yells]
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He's rigged it to do that.
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- This guy is slick.
- Okay, I've had it.
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I'm gonna call Bill
and get him to replace that thing.
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"Bill"? You call him "Bill"?
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You're on a first-name basis
with your handyman?
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Oh, call me a flirt.
The mailman's name is George,
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and the paperboy lets me call him Timmy.
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Hey, Bill? It's Reba Hart.
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Does your offer to help me pick out
a new faucet still stand?
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Good, 'cause I'm ready to shop.
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Yeah, great. Five o'clock is fine.
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Thanks.
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Reba, that's a date?
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How could it be a date? He's a handyman.
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You are so naive.
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These guys make a living taking advantage
of lonely housewives.
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I just don't want you gettin' hurt.
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Yes, you've proven that
time and time again.
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Where have you been?
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Just out with the girls having fun.
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- Go, Van.
- Okay,
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- I never wanna hear that again.
- Why?
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You made it dirty.
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Oh, come on.
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It was a joke. You were the one who
said I should go out and have fun.
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Yeah, by fun I meant
eat pizza and cheer for me.
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- Go, Van.
- Okay, stop that!
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So I mooned with some girlfriends.
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It's not like you guys
have never mooned anyone.
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But we're guys.
We do it to gross people out.
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When girls do it, it's... it's different.
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Oh, please. That is so sexist.
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I'm not being sexist.
All I'm saying is you're my wife now,
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and your butt belongs to me.
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Excuse me?
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Well, it's more mine
than anyone else's. Except yours.
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Look, married or not married,
my butt is mine to do with as I please.
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And I don't appreciate
your Neanderthal attitude.
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And I don't appreciate you
using words I don't know.
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Well, I had fun tonight.
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I'm glad I mooned the bus! It was
very freeing. I might even do it again.
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- You wouldn't.
- Oh, I might.
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- Guess what I just saw on the Internet?
- What are you doing?
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Check it out. There's a full moon tonight.
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Oh, my God! It's my butt.
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What?
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One of your stupid friends had a camera?
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Hey, look. You can vote on your favorite.
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"Pick Your Butt, 2001"?
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Kind of like the Miss America pageant
but cut to the chase.
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Oh, my God. This is horrible.
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Horrible? What happened to...
[high-pitched voice] "It was so fun!
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It was so freeing!
I might even do it again!"
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I do not sound like that.
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Actually, you do.
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Van, please, you have to help me.
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"Van, please, you have to help me."
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- Van, sleep on the couch.
-"Van, sleep on--"
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[normal] Okay, I'll take care of it.
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- [Kyra] Where are you going?
- The handyman's picking me up.
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He's takin' me to get a new faucet.
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He's picking you up?
You mean, like a date?
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No, he's picking me up, like a handyman.
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That didn't sound right.
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Well, it sounds like a date.
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It's not a date.
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Don't you think if I was goin' out
on a date, I would talk to you kids first?
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You'd better. I didn't have any input
on my future stepmom,
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and now look what I'm stuck with.
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[doorbell rings]
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Why is everybody makin'
such a big deal about this?
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He's just a nice guy
who offered to help me get a faucet.
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Hey, Reba.
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[chuckles] Hi... Bill.
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Don't you look and--
[sniffs] and smell nice.
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[laughs] Thank you.
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I'll be right back.
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That must be one fancy faucet shop.
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Here's a nice one. Let's go.
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Reba, we just got here.
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I know, but I believe
in going with my gut.
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But this is a bathroom faucet.
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Oh. [chuckles nervously]
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[chuckles] Is there... Is there
some reason you don't wanna do this?
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[sighs] I guess I am a little nervous.
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It's been a while since I...
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picked out a faucet.
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You should never be
intimidated by a faucet.
243
00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:06,660
My bill may scare ya, but... [laughs]
244
00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:07,620
[laughs nervously]
245
00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:13,250
Come on, Reba. Come on.
Give it a chance. Look around.
246
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:17,630
Oh, you're right. What's wrong with me
just looking around?
247
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:19,423
[sighs]
248
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,094
Are you sure I can't use one of these?
249
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,851
This is a .44 jet sink sprayer.
250
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,521
The most powerful sprayer in the world.
251
00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:36,357
So you gotta ask yourself a question,
252
00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:38,692
"Do I feel lucky?"
253
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:41,362
- Dirty Harry.
- [laughs]
254
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,072
That was good.
255
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,699
Hey, guess who this is,
"Hi, I'm Ted Koppel."
256
00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:48,494
- [laughing]
- You're a natural.
257
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:49,828
[both laughing]
258
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,831
- Oh, hey, Reba. Reba, look at this here.
- Oh!
259
00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:56,794
- Here's something you don't see every day.
- I love claw-foot tubs.
260
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:59,171
My grandma had one of these.
261
00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:02,007
Hop in. Take it for a spin.
262
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,178
Really? Isn't that kind of silly?
263
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,596
[snaps fingers] Go for it.
264
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,392
Ooh, that's hot.
265
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,398
Hey, this is nice.
266
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:20,025
All I need is a couple candles
and a good book.
267
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,903
If you want, I can come back later.
268
00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:25,447
Sure. And can you get these strangers
out of my bathroom?
269
00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:28,367
Sorry.
270
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,250
Man, the voting on these butts is tight.
271
00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:39,086
No way.
272
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:41,964
Patti's winning,
and Lara's a close second,
273
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,842
which leaves you a little behind. [laughs]
274
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:49,930
No, no, no. This is impossible.
Something must be wrong with the Internet.
275
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:51,473
Yeah, that's it.
276
00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:55,936
This is insane. My butt is not a loser.
277
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:57,271
Hey, baby.
278
00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:00,441
Van, I thought that you were gonna
take care of this.
279
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,609
I did.
280
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:04,778
Then why is "Go, Van" still
staring at me in the face?
281
00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:07,281
See, you're losing.
282
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:10,242
I told everyone if they voted
for your butt, I'd kick theirs.
283
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:13,120
Why would you do that?
284
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,581
To vote for your butt,
they have to look at your butt.
285
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:20,336
Just because they didn't vote for my butt
does not mean they didn't look at it.
286
00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:27,009
Well, you shouldn't have mooned me
in the first place.
287
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:30,012
Well, I was just trying to have some fun.
288
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:33,849
That might be my last chance to moon
until after I've had the baby.
289
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:36,560
My butt is not gonna look that great
for much longer.
290
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:39,063
By your fifth month, it won't even
fit on the computer.
291
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:42,316
Hey!
292
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,276
I'm getting fat.
293
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:48,280
You're havin' a baby.
294
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,783
Yeah, so are you,
but you're not getting fat.
295
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:55,287
It's not fair. Why do I
have to carry the mini-Van?
296
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,457
You're doing a great job.
297
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,836
Nobody voted for me.
298
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:04,546
I did.
299
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,257
Actually, you got two votes.
300
00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:12,012
Well, of course, I voted for myself.
301
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:19,103
- [Reba laughing]
- [Bill] Yeah.
302
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,730
Honestly, that was the cleanest truck
I've ever seen.
303
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:24,274
Yeah, I know.
The other handymen make fun of me.
304
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,902
You didn't have to walk me to the door.
305
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:30,572
Oh, I was actually walking your faucet
to the door. It's a little heavy.
306
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:32,908
Well, I had fun.
307
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:36,662
Who knew a faucet store
could be so much fun? [laughs]
308
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,169
- Uh...
- Well...
309
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,047
that didn't work out
all that well, now did it?
310
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:47,965
Oh, Bill--
311
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:50,217
- I was just, uh--
- No. Hey, listen, uh...
312
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:51,635
Well, don't worry about it.
313
00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:54,054
[clears throat] I shouldn't have
done that. I just, uh--
314
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:56,473
- Can we sit down for a second?
- Sure.
315
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:00,686
[Bill sighs]
316
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,523
I think I might have misled you.
317
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:06,984
I might have misled myself.
318
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:07,901
Yeah?
319
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:12,114
I didn't think this was gonna be a date,
but it kinda was, wasn't it?
320
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:17,327
Well, I don't usually take a lady
to a plumbing store on a first date.
321
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:22,583
You know, it was kind of a...
kind of a semi-date. You know, kind of...
322
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,168
a pre-date...
323
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:27,046
that I was hoping would lead
to a bona fide date.
324
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:31,216
I had a great time.
And I like you a lot, Bill.
325
00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:33,510
But my divorce isn't even final yet.
326
00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:37,264
And as much fun as I had
on our semi-pre-date,
327
00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:41,560
I don't know if I'm ready
to take that next step yet.
328
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:44,646
Well, I understand.
329
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,356
[sighs]
330
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:47,649
Thanks. [chuckles]
331
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:53,238
Bill, I hope that when I am ready,
332
00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:55,157
you might still be around.
333
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:56,950
I might be.
334
00:17:57,951 --> 00:17:59,578
Are you playin' hard to get?
335
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,165
A good handyman is always hard to get.
336
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,416
[both laugh]
337
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,629
Well, good night, Reba.
338
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:10,506
Good night, Bill.
339
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:13,801
[sighs]
340
00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:21,225
Hey, Brock, whatcha doing?
341
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,768
I'm fixing your ice maker.
342
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,729
Oh, that's funny
because Bill already took care of it.
343
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:26,688
Oh, did he?
344
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:31,026
Yeah. That cold stuff
in there is called ice.
345
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,905
What else has Bill been taking care of?
346
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,157
Excuse me?
347
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:38,200
Oh, come on, Reba.
348
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,953
He's been romancing you
ever since he set foot in this house.
349
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,372
Can you blame him?
350
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:48,544
No.
351
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,171
So I was right then. It was a date?
352
00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:55,717
Well, let's see. I had coffee and spent
some time in a bathtub.
353
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,847
Yep. I'm pretty sure
you can call that a date.
354
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:01,890
Coffee?
355
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:08,021
You know what else?
I had a really good time.
356
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:10,983
Well, I'm not sure I like that.
357
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:14,778
Oh, come on, Brock. You made your choice.
358
00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:16,196
You're with B.J. now.
359
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,365
I know, Reba. I just...
360
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,493
I'm looking out for you. That's all.
361
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:26,081
No, you're not. You're uncomfortable
seeing me with someone else.
362
00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:28,250
I know how that feels.
363
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:31,753
Yeah.
364
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,757
So you want me to install that for you?
365
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:37,759
Brock...
366
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:39,803
go on home.
367
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:47,936
Reba,
368
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:52,816
I think I might have really screwed up
your ice maker.
369
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,577
I think it's cute.
370
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,412
'Course I'm partial.
371
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:07,873
I diapered that butt.
372
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,336
You don't think it ruined my reputation?
373
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:15,756
Honey, I think that might have happened
when the stick turned blue.
374
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:22,512
What was I thinking? What if the baby
logs on one day and sees that?
375
00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:25,015
Honey, by the time
the baby's able to log on,
376
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,517
there will be a whole new
crop of butts on there.
377
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,480
I just-- I feel so stupid.
378
00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:37,152
I'll let you in on a little secret.
379
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:41,531
When I was a senior in high school,
I had this wild friend named Maxine.
380
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:43,700
You never mentioned her before.
381
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:45,619
Exactly. Anyway,
382
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:50,123
it was right before the prom,
and we both went out and bought these...
383
00:20:50,874 --> 00:20:52,709
cute little strapless dresses.
384
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,836
Well, Maxine didn't want tan lines,
385
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:57,214
so we played hooky
and went down to the lake.
386
00:20:57,881 --> 00:21:00,509
And guess who showed up
just about the time
387
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,052
we were lying out buck naked?
388
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,929
Oh, Mom! [chuckles]
389
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,390
- The whole swim team.
- Oh!
390
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,100
[both laugh]
391
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:12,354
Lucky for you they didn't
have the Internet back then.
392
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:15,482
Yep. But they did have Polaroids.
393
00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:19,569
[mouths words]
394
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,699
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