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"And all of the animals stopped
and listened to the wonderful sound.
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"They had never heard
anything so beautiful.
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"It was a special
day in the forest.
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"It was the day Billy the
Bullfrog got back his croak.
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"The end."
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Huh? What do you
think of that story?
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Ew! Next time, just a little
thumbs down will do fine.
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♪ Mmm mmm mmm
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♪ Tell me why I
love you like I do
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♪ Tell me who can stop my heart
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♪ As much as you
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♪ Tell me all your secrets
I'll tell you most of mine
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♪ They say nobody's perfect
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♪ Well, that's
really true this time
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♪ 'Cause I don't
have the answers
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♪ I don't have a plan
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♪ All I have is you, So, baby
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♪ Help me understand
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♪ What we do
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♪ You can whisper in my ear
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♪ Where we go
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♪ Who knows what
happens after here?
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♪ Let's take each other's hand
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♪ And jump into
the final frontier
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♪ Ah ha ha
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Okay, why?
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Why would Al Gore
come to New York City
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When he knows all it's
gonna do is screw up traffic
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and make everybody angry at him?
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He's gonna be on Conan.
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Oh, that's right. Plugging
the new Al Gore cologne.
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Come on. We should leave early
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if we want to make it
on time to the restaurant.
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Right.
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I wonder what this
new "boyfriend" is like
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your mother wants us to meet.
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He is not her "boyfriend".
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At no time did she use
the word "boyfriend".
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She called him her
"Gentleman friend".
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Gentleman friend?
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So, in other words,
they're not, like...
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Hey! Hey! Hey! Don't do that.
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There's tuna salad.
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No, no, thank you.
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I... I was just...
just wondering.
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What?
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How close you are to, you know,
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using the bottle at
all, to any degree?
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Soon.
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'Cause...
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I know soon, but,
like... Like when?
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Like soon. I don't
wanna give this up.
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I love this.
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Who's saying give it up? I
would never say give it up.
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I'm saying... Augment.
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Augment.
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The bottle in
addition to the breast.
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Yes, but once they
get ahold of the bottle,
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some babies lose
interest in the breast.
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She'd have to be nuts.
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I would miss this
time with her so much.
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It's just sweet, intimate...
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Ow!
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Even so.
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It's just, you know, when
I see you feeding her,
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you guys... you're so close.
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You're close to her. You
change her, you clean her.
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I'm close to the bottom of her.
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I'd like to be close
to the top of her.
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I want some action
on the way in.
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Soon.
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'Cause, you know,
nutritionally, the bottle is fine.
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I know. Soon.
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Plus, you'd be able to keep, you
know, your clothes on in public,
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Which we used to enjoy.
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Soon.
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Okay. But you're
definitely gonna do it, right?
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Soon.
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In India, a hurricane
might be called a mon...
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Soon. Soon, yes.
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Can you believe it?
She... She won't even
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let me feed my own child.
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Don't you understand?
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As far as the kid is
concerned, you are done.
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Okay?
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Finished.
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I mean, from now on, you are
just the guy who sits in the chair
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and smells increasingly odd
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as the years go by.
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Everybody, say
hello to Mr. Buchman.
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Hey-hey.
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Hi, Mr. Buchman.
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Hello, team. How are you doing?
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Oh, everybody say,
thank you, Mr. Buchman.
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Thank you, Mr. Buchman.
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What is this?
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Paulie, I give you the
Turtle Bay Rangers,
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newest entry in the midtown
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Youth Hockey League,
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Sponsored by...
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Buchman's sporting goods.
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Well, that's so cool.
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Yeah. They've come here
for their last-minute pep talk.
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Oh. From you, of
course, Mr. Hockey.
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All right, men.
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In just a short while,
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you will be faced with the
greatest athletic challenge
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of your young lives
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against your sworn enemy,
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The Murray Hill Red Wings.
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Now, each of you
may be wondering
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how you're gonna hold up
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in the heat of the battle.
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Well, until that
opening face-off,
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you cannot know for sure.
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So what I want
to tell you is this:
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You do what you feel.
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Okay?
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If you're tired, slow down.
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Huh?
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If you're afraid of
the puck, run away.
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And, if you feel like
giving up, remember:
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Sometimes you really should.
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All right? All right!
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Let's go out there and
play some hockey! All right?
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Ice cream if you lose!
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Yay!
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"Ice cream if you lose"?
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I was just being realistic.
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You could've held out the
possibility that they could win.
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What, have you
ever seen them play?
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That is very generous of you
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that you would sponsor
the kids like that.
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Eh, well, believe me...
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I'll get my investment back.
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Why? What does that mean?
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Well, you know,
nothin'. It's just...
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It's good advertising, plus...
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Plus what?
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Nothin'.
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What?
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Paulie, let's just say
that if the Rangers lose,
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I win.
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Did you fix a youth hockey game?
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Come on, they're
gonna lose anyway.
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Only one of 'em
can actually skate,
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and then only in a
big circle to his left.
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Hey, boss, what's the spread
on the kids' hockey game?
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Oh, and what a fine
influence you are on others.
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Hey, everybody. Hiya.
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There's my girls.
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Sorry we're late.
Miserable traffic.
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Yeah, well, you know,
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Al Gore, king of late night.
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We tried 6th, 8th,
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10th, 12th,
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the west side
highway... All jammed.
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Just miserable
masses of people...
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Honey. What?
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Not... Not in the stockroom.
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Sweetie, when my
breasts hear a crying child,
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which they have
since 14th street,
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very quickly the bar is open.
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Yeah, but she just ate before.
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I'm breastfeeding my child.
Would you get over yourself?
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Ow!
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Paulie...
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Jamie should feel
completely comfortable
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breastfeeding around me.
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Oh.
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Okay. Admit. Come on, admit it.
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This makes you crazy.
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You don't know whether
you should be embarrassed
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or aroused or thirsty.
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You don't even know
where to put your eyes.
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Admit it. Do it.
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It doesn't make me the
least bit uncomfortable.
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Get get... You're a big liar.
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Marvin, come on.
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You, Marvin, who
lives with your mother.
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This...
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This has gotta make
you crazy, doesn't it?
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Not at all.
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As a matter of fact, I find
it very calming and healthy.
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All right. You know what?
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Just do something else,
will ya? Get outta here.
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Uncle Ira, I forgot my cup.
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Oh, hey, don't look
there. Don't look...
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Don't look, don't look there.
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What? The kid's gotta eat.
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Yeah. Okay.
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You know what?
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You don't fool me, none of you.
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One little burp
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while mommy puts
her bosoms away.
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It's the knicks
by five at the half.
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Hi! Hey, Mom.
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Hi. Where's my granddaughter?
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Where is she?
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Look who's here.
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Oh, hello, sweetheart.
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Look how big she's getting.
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She's so beautiful.
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Could we have some ice
water for the table, please?
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I beg your pardon.
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Uh, some ice water and
some breadsticks, please.
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I'd love to help you,
if only I worked here.
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Patrick, come here.
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Look at that...
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Look at that face. Did you
ever see anything so beautiful?
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So you're not the waiter?
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Waiter?
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Oh, no, honey. This is Patrick.
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Patrick, this is my daughter
Jamie and my son-in-law Paul.
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Oh, pleasure to meet you.
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The gentleman friend.
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Guilty as charged.
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I-I-I-I-I...
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Not at all.
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Well, we'd better order.
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Patrick has to get to a matinee.
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Oh, what are you going to see?
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Oh, no, no, no.
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He's in the matinee.
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He's in Lord of the Dance.
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You're a Lord of
the Dance dancer.
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And I might add, the
very best one in the show.
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Oh, come now.
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No, you are.
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Frankly... he's
better than the Lord.
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Theresa, please.
No, well, you are.
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I mean, the Lord
is a good dancer,
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but you're a better one.
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Better dancer than the Lord.
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Are you familiar with the show?
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Oh, it's got wonderful staging
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and brilliant
stories, lovely music.
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Yeah, it's supposed to
be, like, magically delicious.
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But, uh, we
couldn't get tickets.
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Oh, well, you can now.
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Quite so. I'll see to it.
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A dancer? THERESA: Uh-huh.
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He's a dancer. I was a dancer.
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I mean...
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Look at us. What are the odds?
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I would say long.
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I'd say the odds were long.
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Sweetie. Yeah, what?
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I'm starving. What
looks good here?
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You know what I think you'd enjoy
here, love, is the shepherd's pie.
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Shepherd's pie. Mm-hmm.
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Sounds Irish.
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And good.
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Oh, it's marvelous.
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It's marvelous.
It's a real treat.
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And not just for the shepherd.
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Okay, so here's a question:
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Uh, how... How did you two meet?
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Well, he'd just finished doing
the show... Well, I'd just finished...
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No, no, you tell
it. No, you tell it.
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'Tis lovelier told by you.
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Oh, somebody tell it.
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All right. Well, I went
to see the show...
264
00:10:20,223 --> 00:10:21,258
Uh, Lord of the Dance.
265
00:10:21,396 --> 00:10:22,441
Lord of the Dance.
266
00:10:22,465 --> 00:10:24,154
And I found myself sitting there
267
00:10:24,292 --> 00:10:26,568
absolutely enraptured.
268
00:10:26,707 --> 00:10:27,982
"Enraptured"?
269
00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:29,120
Yes.
270
00:10:29,189 --> 00:10:30,740
"Enraptured."
271
00:10:30,878 --> 00:10:33,671
Yeah, so... So, Patrick, how
long have you been in New York?
272
00:10:33,809 --> 00:10:36,085
Oh, six months.
And you're here till...
273
00:10:36,223 --> 00:10:37,223
Indefinitely.
274
00:10:37,361 --> 00:10:39,361
Oh. Aces. Sweetie...
275
00:10:39,498 --> 00:10:41,085
So just so I understand this,
276
00:10:41,223 --> 00:10:43,602
You two would be what?
The phrase would be what?
277
00:10:43,740 --> 00:10:45,016
You're dating?
278
00:10:45,602 --> 00:10:46,706
Courting?
279
00:10:46,844 --> 00:10:47,844
Kidding?
280
00:10:48,602 --> 00:10:49,809
Sweetie, you know...
281
00:10:49,947 --> 00:10:51,016
Did you know
282
00:10:51,153 --> 00:10:53,740
that Patrick was
voted all-county dancer
283
00:10:53,878 --> 00:10:55,326
when he was only five years old?
284
00:10:55,464 --> 00:10:57,740
Really? And that was,
like, what, ten years ago?
285
00:10:59,222 --> 00:11:00,636
Sweetie... What'd I say?
286
00:11:00,775 --> 00:11:02,050
Jamie, don't start.
287
00:11:02,188 --> 00:11:04,326
What? What did I say?
I just said he was young.
288
00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:05,819
That's enough.
Have I insulted you?
289
00:11:05,843 --> 00:11:07,578
It's not an insult to say
you're a young man.
290
00:11:07,602 --> 00:11:08,808
That's more than enough.
291
00:11:08,946 --> 00:11:11,360
What? You're having a
December-May romance.
292
00:11:11,497 --> 00:11:12,532
Sweetie.
293
00:11:12,670 --> 00:11:15,222
Or in this case
December-early March, but...
294
00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:16,360
Bingo!
295
00:11:17,601 --> 00:11:18,877
Let's go, Patrick.
296
00:11:19,015 --> 00:11:21,808
You just couldn't help
yourself, could you?
297
00:11:21,946 --> 00:11:24,128
The shepherd's pie. Maybe
we'll get some shepherd's pie.
298
00:11:24,152 --> 00:11:26,635
Oh, now, why would you want
to go and do a thing like that?
299
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:36,532
Well, we can forget about
those free tickets now, Ollie.
300
00:11:53,911 --> 00:11:54,911
Mom?
301
00:11:55,565 --> 00:11:56,565
Mom.
302
00:11:57,945 --> 00:11:59,980
What? You're not
speaking to me now?
303
00:12:00,117 --> 00:12:01,842
I'm old. I can't hear you.
304
00:12:05,117 --> 00:12:06,979
Oh, hi, Jamie.
305
00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:08,151
Hi, Patrick.
306
00:12:08,289 --> 00:12:09,462
Don't you talk to him.
307
00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:12,255
And off. And one,
two, three, four.
308
00:12:17,841 --> 00:12:20,048
Mom, I'm sorry, but
what are you doing,
309
00:12:20,186 --> 00:12:22,358
dating a guy the
square root of your age?
310
00:12:22,495 --> 00:12:24,151
And just who are
you to judge me?
311
00:12:24,289 --> 00:12:25,289
I'm your daughter.
312
00:12:25,357 --> 00:12:26,461
And one...
313
00:12:30,599 --> 00:12:32,082
Listen, Missy,
314
00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:33,979
I don't need your approval.
315
00:12:34,116 --> 00:12:35,116
Of course you do.
316
00:12:35,185 --> 00:12:36,633
No, I don't.
317
00:12:36,772 --> 00:12:40,116
I just assumed that since
I'm happy when you're happy,
318
00:12:40,254 --> 00:12:41,978
you should be happy
when I'm happy.
319
00:12:42,116 --> 00:12:43,599
But, mom, you're
making a mistake.
320
00:12:43,737 --> 00:12:44,771
This is my life!
321
00:12:44,909 --> 00:12:46,081
Well, maybe... Whoa!
322
00:12:55,323 --> 00:12:58,874
Look, Patrick happens
to be one terrific guy.
323
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,874
Mom, when he's 60, you'll be 80.
324
00:13:01,012 --> 00:13:04,563
Look, I'm not marrying him.
I'm only sleeping with him!
325
00:13:04,702 --> 00:13:06,425
Hey, hey, hey!
326
00:13:06,563 --> 00:13:09,253
If you do marry him,
when he's 80, you'll be 100.
327
00:13:09,391 --> 00:13:11,115
Whoa! Whoa!
328
00:13:12,046 --> 00:13:14,873
When he's 96, you'll be 116.
329
00:13:19,529 --> 00:13:22,149
When he's 320,
you're gonna be 340.
330
00:13:22,287 --> 00:13:24,908
Now that should be the worst
problem in my life that I ever have,
331
00:13:25,046 --> 00:13:28,735
that I'm a 340-year-old
woman dating a younger man.
332
00:13:28,873 --> 00:13:29,873
All right. Mom...
333
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:32,184
What is it you want
me to do, Jamie, huh?
334
00:13:32,322 --> 00:13:36,770
Do you want me to go home and sit in
my room alone for the next 290 years?
335
00:13:36,908 --> 00:13:40,252
No, no, no. Of course not, no.
336
00:13:40,735 --> 00:13:41,908
Well, all right.
337
00:13:42,804 --> 00:13:43,804
I'm sorry.
338
00:13:44,735 --> 00:13:46,114
It's okay.
339
00:13:46,252 --> 00:13:49,701
Um, Patrick, I'd like to
apologize to you as well.
340
00:13:52,562 --> 00:13:55,045
Hold that notion for a
moment if you would, Jamie.
341
00:13:55,183 --> 00:13:56,228
It's, uh, curtain-call time.
342
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,700
Oh, sure. Fine.
Is that all right?
343
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,148
Oh, go, go, go.
344
00:14:03,492 --> 00:14:04,492
Should we...
345
00:14:13,010 --> 00:14:15,389
Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
346
00:14:15,527 --> 00:14:18,458
Oh, oh, oh, I know that sound.
347
00:14:19,872 --> 00:14:22,147
Oh, and I also know that, sadly,
348
00:14:22,285 --> 00:14:23,837
Mommy doesn't knock.
349
00:14:23,975 --> 00:14:27,733
Oh, please, let it be
a soliciting wet nurse.
350
00:14:29,251 --> 00:14:30,423
Uh...
351
00:14:30,561 --> 00:14:32,802
Boy, they played their
little hearts out, Paulie.
352
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,089
I really felt for 'em, you know,
353
00:14:34,113 --> 00:14:35,699
but they'll always
be champions to me.
354
00:14:35,837 --> 00:14:37,871
Hey, you got change for a 50?
355
00:14:38,009 --> 00:14:40,182
I got a big problem here. What?
356
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,595
Baby is starving.
Jamie's not home yet.
357
00:14:42,733 --> 00:14:44,192
So what's the big
deal? Give her a bottle.
358
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,975
Oh, you don't understand
a thing, do you?
359
00:14:47,113 --> 00:14:49,629
It's a very big deal. We've
never given her a bottle.
360
00:14:49,768 --> 00:14:51,048
Haven't given her a bottle ever.
361
00:14:51,112 --> 00:14:52,112
And, you know, for Jamie,
362
00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:53,664
emotionally, that's a big step.
363
00:14:53,802 --> 00:14:54,802
Yeah.
364
00:14:54,871 --> 00:14:56,905
Okay, okay. You
wanna go back in here?
365
00:14:57,043 --> 00:14:58,250
Okay, okay.
366
00:14:58,388 --> 00:14:59,502
You just... All right.
367
00:14:59,526 --> 00:15:00,595
Well, you know...
368
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,870
Sweetie, if I could
lactate, you'd be so happy.
369
00:15:04,008 --> 00:15:05,422
And I'd be in a circus.
370
00:15:07,181 --> 00:15:09,077
Oh! Fixer! IRA: What?
371
00:15:09,215 --> 00:15:10,215
Corrupter!
372
00:15:10,319 --> 00:15:11,743
I don't know what
you're talking about.
373
00:15:11,767 --> 00:15:13,432
Don't you lie to me,
fixer! I saw you smirking
374
00:15:13,456 --> 00:15:15,559
after every Red
Wing goal. Didn't!
375
00:15:15,698 --> 00:15:17,801
I saw you high-fiving
Marvin. Wouldn't!
376
00:15:17,939 --> 00:15:19,219
I saw you take that wad of money
377
00:15:19,283 --> 00:15:21,249
from the father
from the other team.
378
00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:23,318
You saw that, did you? Fixer!
379
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:25,732
All right, Frannie, come on.
We apologize. We really do.
380
00:15:25,870 --> 00:15:27,110
We? Yeah, Paulie, Marvin and I,
381
00:15:27,214 --> 00:15:28,801
we've made a
horrible mistake. Hey!
382
00:15:28,938 --> 00:15:31,490
You? A father, in on it?!
383
00:15:31,628 --> 00:15:33,214
No. No! You ruiner, you!
384
00:15:33,352 --> 00:15:35,076
You adverse influencer!
385
00:15:35,214 --> 00:15:36,800
Okay. First of all,
you calm down.
386
00:15:36,938 --> 00:15:39,731
And also, by the way,
you're a heck of a guy.
387
00:15:39,869 --> 00:15:42,249
Boys, do you have something
to say to the two Mr. Buchmans?
388
00:15:42,387 --> 00:15:45,076
Thank you, Mr. Buchmans.
389
00:15:45,214 --> 00:15:46,904
No, no, the other thing!
390
00:15:47,042 --> 00:15:50,180
Tell the two Mr. Buchmans
how disillusioned you are.
391
00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:54,282
Our hearts are
broken, Mr. Buchmans.
392
00:15:56,938 --> 00:15:57,938
I hope it was worth it.
393
00:15:58,042 --> 00:15:59,202
Fran, I... Frannie, please...
394
00:15:59,248 --> 00:16:02,248
Don't even try it.
I break with thee.
395
00:16:02,386 --> 00:16:04,351
Both of thee.
396
00:16:04,489 --> 00:16:06,396
And for God's sake, that
baby's hungry. Feed her.
397
00:16:06,420 --> 00:16:09,351
Frannie, before you break
with me, one quick question.
398
00:16:09,489 --> 00:16:11,317
Jamie's late, so do you think...
399
00:16:11,455 --> 00:16:13,765
Do you think it would be
okay if, without asking her first
400
00:16:13,903 --> 00:16:16,592
I gave the baby the
bottle for the first time?
401
00:16:16,730 --> 00:16:17,903
You're gonna do that?
402
00:16:18,730 --> 00:16:19,765
I'm thinking I might.
403
00:16:21,006 --> 00:16:22,006
It's a good idea.
404
00:16:34,488 --> 00:16:35,765
Ladies and gentlemen,
405
00:16:35,903 --> 00:16:37,834
commuter service will
be temporarily delayed
406
00:16:37,971 --> 00:16:40,247
due to the visit of
Vice President Al Gore.
407
00:16:40,523 --> 00:16:41,765
God!
408
00:16:41,902 --> 00:16:43,109
Are you okay? Oh, yeah.
409
00:16:43,247 --> 00:16:44,557
My kid is hungry.
410
00:16:46,971 --> 00:16:48,591
No, no, no. I'm nursing.
411
00:16:48,729 --> 00:16:50,050
My daughter's at
home, and she's hungry.
412
00:16:50,074 --> 00:16:51,660
Oh, man. How old?
413
00:16:51,798 --> 00:16:52,833
Three Months.
414
00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:54,292
You know, you
really should consider
415
00:16:54,316 --> 00:16:56,349
introducing the bottle.
416
00:16:56,487 --> 00:16:57,912
Okay, you know... You
know I'm just saying,
417
00:16:57,936 --> 00:17:00,176
three months, at a certain
point, you gotta cut the cord.
418
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,936
And the last time you
gave birth would be when?
419
00:17:08,453 --> 00:17:11,004
By the way, five
across is not "Gridma."
420
00:17:18,177 --> 00:17:20,004
All right, all right, all right.
421
00:17:20,142 --> 00:17:21,487
"What to do if
your baby is hungry
422
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:22,980
"and your wife said
she'd be home in an hour
423
00:17:23,004 --> 00:17:24,590
"and turns out
she's a big fat liar."
424
00:17:26,142 --> 00:17:27,486
Amazingly, they don't have that.
425
00:17:28,039 --> 00:17:29,521
Paulie, books suck.
426
00:17:33,763 --> 00:17:34,946
You know what,
give me the phone.
427
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,108
All right, here we go.
428
00:17:36,245 --> 00:17:38,624
Let her suck on your
finger, 'cause it pacifies her.
429
00:17:38,763 --> 00:17:39,797
Are you serious?
430
00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:41,210
No, that's a big prank.
431
00:17:42,624 --> 00:17:43,728
Okay.
432
00:17:43,866 --> 00:17:46,832
Wow! She could take
my arm off at the elbow.
433
00:17:49,728 --> 00:17:51,521
Hello. PAUL: Hey, Pop.
434
00:17:51,659 --> 00:17:52,762
Hey, it's me. Is mom there?
435
00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:55,590
No, she's at the damn
pottery barn again.
436
00:17:56,623 --> 00:17:58,796
Okay, this is really
more of a mom question.
437
00:17:58,934 --> 00:18:01,693
Club soda, and
feather it with a tissue.
438
00:18:03,934 --> 00:18:06,623
Uh, no, I don't think
that's gonna work here.
439
00:18:06,762 --> 00:18:09,382
Here's the problem: Jamie's
not home yet, the baby's hungry.
440
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:10,841
And we've never
given her the bottle yet,
441
00:18:10,865 --> 00:18:12,116
and Jamie really
wants it that way,
442
00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:13,565
so I don't even know
what I'm supposed to do.
443
00:18:13,589 --> 00:18:14,865
Feed her.
444
00:18:15,003 --> 00:18:16,693
You think? Let me
tell you a little story.
445
00:18:16,831 --> 00:18:20,589
Your mother was dead set against
getting an electric can opener.
446
00:18:20,727 --> 00:18:22,899
Dead set. It was
the antichrist to her.
447
00:18:23,037 --> 00:18:24,347
Yeah. I bought it.
448
00:18:24,485 --> 00:18:26,485
She never even noticed it.
449
00:18:27,485 --> 00:18:28,496
Pop, you're a very smart man.
450
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,313
Sure. Okay, thanks, bye.
451
00:18:31,899 --> 00:18:33,209
All right, you know what?
452
00:18:33,347 --> 00:18:35,116
You watch the baby. I'm
gonna make the formula.
453
00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:38,175
This is amazing. She can
totally hang from my finger.
454
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:50,864
For God's sake.
455
00:18:56,967 --> 00:18:59,105
What goes in first, the
powder or the water?
456
00:18:59,243 --> 00:19:00,519
Huh? The water, the water,
457
00:19:00,657 --> 00:19:01,897
'cause you gotta stir the water
458
00:19:02,001 --> 00:19:03,656
while you add in the powder.
459
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:05,312
Just dump it in first.
460
00:19:05,450 --> 00:19:06,863
Paulie, what smells, huh?
461
00:19:07,001 --> 00:19:08,459
That's this. That's
what it smells like.
462
00:19:08,483 --> 00:19:10,643
That can't be right. Everything
for a baby smells good.
463
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,483
What... What's
the expiration date?
464
00:19:12,621 --> 00:19:13,656
No, that's exactly
465
00:19:13,794 --> 00:19:15,105
how it's supposed to smell.
466
00:19:15,243 --> 00:19:16,345
I... I read about this.
467
00:19:16,483 --> 00:19:17,803
Yeah? Yeah, I
know what I'm doing.
468
00:19:17,829 --> 00:19:19,046
I know what I'm
doing. Yes, I do.
469
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:20,350
Yes, I do. How's
the temperature?
470
00:19:20,483 --> 00:19:21,483
Temperature? Yeah?
471
00:19:21,621 --> 00:19:23,311
That's not bad. Yeah? Taste it.
472
00:19:28,483 --> 00:19:29,483
How is it?
473
00:19:29,552 --> 00:19:30,552
You long for the days
474
00:19:30,656 --> 00:19:32,311
when you were just smelling it.
475
00:19:32,449 --> 00:19:34,449
Okay. Here we go, here we go.
476
00:19:34,587 --> 00:19:35,656
We're gonna be all right.
477
00:19:35,793 --> 00:19:38,380
Daddy has made
such a feast for you.
478
00:19:38,518 --> 00:19:40,759
Oh, my goodness, a feast.
479
00:19:40,897 --> 00:19:42,069
It's gonna be all right.
480
00:19:42,207 --> 00:19:43,620
It's gonna be
a little different,
481
00:19:43,759 --> 00:19:44,897
but it's gonna be all right.
482
00:19:45,035 --> 00:19:46,321
Paulie, are you
sure about this? Yes.
483
00:19:46,345 --> 00:19:48,035
Really? Yes. Would you shut up?
484
00:19:48,173 --> 00:19:49,666
My child is hungry,
and I'm gonna feed her.
485
00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:51,448
Just... Just sit
down and don't talk.
486
00:19:51,586 --> 00:19:53,448
All right. Okay, here
we go. Here we go.
487
00:19:53,586 --> 00:19:55,146
All right. Look what
daddy made for you.
488
00:19:55,206 --> 00:19:56,828
It's Father's milk.
489
00:19:59,655 --> 00:20:01,137
Try it. You might like it.
490
00:20:01,275 --> 00:20:02,275
You might like it.
491
00:20:02,379 --> 00:20:03,379
Yeah.
492
00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:06,310
Oh, look at that.
493
00:20:06,448 --> 00:20:07,448
Look at that.
494
00:20:08,965 --> 00:20:10,689
Ohh. This is great.
495
00:20:11,930 --> 00:20:13,068
Can I do it?
496
00:20:16,654 --> 00:20:20,585
Could you possibly have like the
smallest sense of the moment, please?
497
00:20:20,723 --> 00:20:21,723
Sorry.
498
00:20:23,206 --> 00:20:24,309
Yeah.
499
00:20:24,447 --> 00:20:25,585
That's my girl.
500
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,034
Ohhh, thank God.
501
00:20:29,171 --> 00:20:30,827
Sorry, but we were
really, really hungry.
502
00:20:30,965 --> 00:20:32,045
Starving. And so I'm sorry,
503
00:20:32,136 --> 00:20:33,216
really sorry, really sorry.
504
00:20:33,309 --> 00:20:34,964
Thank God you did it. Really?
505
00:20:35,102 --> 00:20:36,302
Well, looks like she likes it.
506
00:20:36,378 --> 00:20:37,630
Yeah, okay, but now
that you're home...
507
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,550
No, no, no, no.
508
00:20:39,689 --> 00:20:41,309
Really? Go ahead.
509
00:20:41,964 --> 00:20:43,412
You sure?
510
00:20:43,550 --> 00:20:44,860
You're doing great.
511
00:20:46,860 --> 00:20:48,688
Okay.
512
00:20:50,102 --> 00:20:51,964
All right. Mmm.
513
00:20:54,618 --> 00:20:55,618
Ow!
514
00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:56,964
Ooh! Kidding.
515
00:21:04,033 --> 00:21:05,180
I'm just so glad you're here,
516
00:21:05,204 --> 00:21:06,929
'cause I've wanted
shepherd's pie
517
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,239
for, like, five scenes now.
518
00:21:08,377 --> 00:21:10,135
I never got it, don't
know how to do it,
519
00:21:10,273 --> 00:21:11,963
So just... Thank you.
So, what do we do?
520
00:21:12,101 --> 00:21:13,249
Well, first you add your suet.
521
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:16,515
Suet. Okay. There you go.
522
00:21:16,653 --> 00:21:17,859
Then you put in your kidneys.
523
00:21:17,997 --> 00:21:18,997
Kidneys.
524
00:21:19,135 --> 00:21:21,411
Don't be shy. Put
'em all in. All right.
525
00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:22,697
Do you have any more entrails?
526
00:21:22,721 --> 00:21:24,066
Entr... JAMIE: I don't...
527
00:21:24,204 --> 00:21:25,204
No, no entrails.
528
00:21:25,342 --> 00:21:27,022
All right. Then put
in the stick of butter.
529
00:21:28,101 --> 00:21:29,170
Butter.
530
00:21:29,308 --> 00:21:31,756
Now you add your gristle.
531
00:21:32,445 --> 00:21:33,790
Gristle? Yes.
532
00:21:33,928 --> 00:21:35,790
Well, you're the shepherd.
533
00:22:33,995 --> 00:22:35,155
I'm just so glad you're here,
534
00:22:35,237 --> 00:22:36,995
'cause I wanted shepherd pie
535
00:22:37,133 --> 00:22:38,477
for, like, five scenes now.
536
00:22:38,615 --> 00:22:40,384
I never got it, and I
don't know how to do it,
537
00:22:40,408 --> 00:22:41,995
So just... Thank you.
So, what do we do?
538
00:22:42,133 --> 00:22:43,315
Well, first you add your suet.
539
00:22:43,339 --> 00:22:45,098
Suet. Okay.
540
00:22:45,236 --> 00:22:46,546
There you go.
541
00:22:46,685 --> 00:22:47,926
Then you put in your kidneys.
542
00:22:48,063 --> 00:22:49,098
Kidneys.
543
00:22:49,236 --> 00:22:51,477
Don't be shy. Put
'em all in. All right.
544
00:22:51,615 --> 00:22:52,925
Do you have any more entrails?
545
00:22:53,063 --> 00:22:54,167
Entr... I don't...
546
00:22:54,305 --> 00:22:55,305
No, no entrails.
547
00:22:55,443 --> 00:22:57,123
All right. Then put
in the stick of butter.
548
00:22:58,305 --> 00:22:59,305
Butter.
549
00:22:59,443 --> 00:23:01,960
Now, you add your gristle.
550
00:23:02,649 --> 00:23:03,753
Gristle? Yes.
551
00:23:03,891 --> 00:23:05,684
Well, you're the shepherd.
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