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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Anything
I can do?
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Yes. You can put out
the appetizers,
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you can get the dip
out of the refrigerator,
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and you can make room
in the closet for the coats.
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You were just supposed
to say, "No, thanks."
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PAUL: Okay, where
do these go?
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JAMIE: Put those on
the coffee table
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next to the crib
catalog.
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Next to
the crib catalog,
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which I notice is open
to a particular page.
Mmm-hmm.
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Your mother likes carrots.
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I'm hoping she'll take one,
see the crib catalog,
ask me why I have it.
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I'll mention that I happen
to like that particular one.
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She'll go and
get it for us.
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So that's your plan?
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Carrot, crib.
Carrot, crib.
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She said she wanted
to get us a crib.
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It may as well
be one we like.
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We like this one?
Yup.
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Really? We don't find it
a little pretentious?
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No.
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Are we sure?
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We're positive.
We love it.
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We think
it's very elegant.
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It's for a baby.
They don't care
about elegance.
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They walk around with
poop in their pants.
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Thank you very much.
Please open the wine.
All right.
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Why are we doing this?
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There are so many
other things
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we could be doing
tonight.
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I'm looking forward to it,
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both of our parents
here together.
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Why? You know,
they've gotten together
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three times since
we're married.
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They'll get together maybe
three more times in our life,
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and then we can
all go home.
[DOORBELL BUZZING]
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I want us to have
a close family.
Don't you want that?
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No. That's exactly the kind
of thing I'm against.
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Ma, hi.
Hello to you.
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Oh, there's
my little grandchild.
Hiya, Pop.
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[KISSING]
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Hello, Sylvia.
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Oh, hi.
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Pop, would you like
something to go
with that?
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Maybe some M&M's
and a Slurpee?
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The guy on the street
was closing up,
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and he sold me his
whole stock for $3.00.
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Oh!
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We have a little
surprise for you.
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Not so little.
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Boys?
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Oh, look at this.
Honey, a crib.
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I decided to go ahead
and get one.
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Great.
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Isn't it adorable?
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We wanted to give it
to you before
the shower
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so we wouldn't
show anyone up.
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Wow. It's so beautiful.
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And funny thing is,
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we were just talking about
what kind of crib
should we get,
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so now we don't have
to worry about that.
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No, we don't.
Ooh. Carrots.
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[DOORBELL BUZZING]
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That's probably
my mom.
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Maybe the word
is on the street
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that we got
everybody's pretzels.
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Hi, sweetie!
Hi, Mom.
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Hi, darling.
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Hi.
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Oh, hi.
How are you?
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Mom, you remember
Burt and Sylvia.
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[LAUGHING]
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What's this?
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They just brought it for us.
Isn't it beautiful?
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[NERVOUS CHUCKLING]
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Well...
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Oh...
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It's darling.
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It... It's...
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Darling. It's just very...
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Darling.
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Thank you.
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And it's so...
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Thoughtful.
It's so very...
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Darli... It's thoughtful...
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It's a thoughtful
and darling gift.
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Mom, are you all right?
Oh, sure.
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Excuse me.
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Is that it?
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[EXHALES]
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So, when's dinner?
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Mom? What was
all that about?
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Oh, nothing.
I just thought
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maybe I'd
left my umbrella
out in the hall.
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Your umbrella?
Yes.
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It's not raining.
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Well, I know,
but, uh...
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They said it might.
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Who?
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The news.
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Which channel?
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Four.
Four said sun.
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Six.
Six is in Spanish.
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Well, don't be silly.
I mean, why else would
I go out into the hall?
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[DOORBELL BUZZING]
I'll get it!
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MAN: Lady, we gotta
deliver this.
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[SIGHS]
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What's this?
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It's a crib that I bought
for Jamie and Paul.
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Cribs. Who knew?
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We go to dinner,
we generally
bring wine.
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[SIGHS]
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't know
you'd already
had one.
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Don't be. It's beautiful.
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Isn't it? Isn't it?
Oh!
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I saw it when
I was antiquing,
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and I just fell
in love with it.
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[CHUCKLES]
It's very attractive,
isn't it, Burt?
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Sure.
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And, of course,
Sylvia,
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yours is also beautiful.
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They're just both
beautiful, generous gifts,
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and I have absolutely
no idea what to do here.
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What's the problem?
Just send one of them back.
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Good idea. Yeah.
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Absolutely.
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Oh, I agree.
I guess so.
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Which one?
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It's all a matter
of which way
you want to go.
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What way is ours?
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Yours...
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It's fun.
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It is fun.
It... It's playful.
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That's what yours is.
And, uh...
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Actually, I think
maybe that might be
the best way to go,
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because, uh, before long,
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this place will be
filled up with toys
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so there would be no point
in having anything nice.
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Like yours.
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Well, mine is an antique.
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And do we
know anything
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about the baby
who had it first?
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Uh, hey, you know what,
how about some wine?
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I ate six pretzels.
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Hey, boss, where do you
want the Airwalks?
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Uh, storeroom,
top shelf.
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How you doing
there, Marvin?
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Okay.
Yeah?
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Hey, Star Wars.
You like Star Wars,
do you?
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Sure.
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'Cause I like it, too.
MARVIN: Uh-huh.
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Except for that
new stuff they added.
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I'm not so crazy about
that, that Jabba the Hutt
scene.
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To me, it was
a little redundant
and self-indulgent.
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It's only a movie.
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No, I just meant,
you know...
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[MUTTERING]
Yeah. See you later.
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He's still mad at me,
isn't he?
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Who, Marvin? Yeah.
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Why? I don't get it.
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Okay, yes,
I called him a sissy,
but then I apologized.
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He should like me now.
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Paulie, do you like him?
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What the hell's
the difference?
The point is,
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I want him to like me.
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Call me crazy.
I don't care.
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You're crazy.
I don't care.
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Look, everything's
put away.
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It's dead out there.
You mind if we play
a few hands?
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No. Let's play.
Beautiful.
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Play a little poker,
are you?
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
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You know, I was in
a game for a while.
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Is that right?
Yeah.
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We broke up,
and I miss that game.
Uh-huh.
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Yeah. I been thinking
I should get myself
into a new game.
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[SIGHS]
Paulie, would you
like to join us?
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Sure. Yeah, if it's
okay with Marvin.
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Sure.
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They're not special
Star Warscards
or anything.
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[LAUGHS] Yeah.
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Star Warscards.
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Ho! I am hot.
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I am in the zone.
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I am in the hot zone.
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Hey, boss, can I borrow
another 20?
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Hey, Marvin.
I got you again.
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I got you.
Here you go.
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All right.
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Three...
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And three more.
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Ho. What, are you
raising me?
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What the hell
you got there?
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Are you in,
or are you out?
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All right, all right,
all right, all right.
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What do you got?
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Three aces!
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[ALL SHOUTING]
Who's the man?
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Zimmer! Zimmer!
Zimmer!
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Whoo!
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Very nice, although,
not quite as nice
as a full house.
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Ho-ho!
Oh.
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But, Marvin, you
played very well.
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You came in second.
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You got to feel good
about that.
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Deal me in
the next hand.
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I think I'm going
to step out
after this one.
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You're not going
anywhere.
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Paulie, I'm
a little confused.
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I thought you wanted
him to like you.
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I do.
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Well, it's working
like a charm.
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What do you
want me to do?
I got good cards.
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You know,
he's totally broke.
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Well, why wouldn't
somebody tell me this?
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What do we care
if you and Marvin
are friends?
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Marvin. Marvin,
can I talk to you
for a second?
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Excuse us.
Excuse us, guys.
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Hey, Marv, when I
took all your money,
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I didn't know that
you were hurting.
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Listen, let's just say
that we were playing
for fun.
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We weren't
playing for fun.
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Does this look like
the face of a man
who is playing for fun?
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Not really, no.
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No. We were
playing for money.
And don't worry,
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I'm gonna pay
that $60 back
that I owe you.
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That's no problem.
I'm not gonna
forget about it.
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Oh, you know, listen...
[MUTTERING]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Paulie, you never
mention his financial
problems, all right?
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It humiliates him.
He becomes furious.
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Okay, could you
tell me these things
maybe before I do them?
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Come here.
Look what I got.
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This is the perfect
solution.
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See, we tell our mothers
that we went with a playpen
instead of a crib,
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and, that way,
neither of them
will feel slighted.
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Both of them
will feel slighted.
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It's not
a foolproof plan.
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But look at this.
Look at this.
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It's soft and bouncy.
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Well, at least the baby
won't have to worry
about mosquitoes.
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What's the matter?
You bought an ugly crib.
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Seriously.
My mother called.
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Thank you.
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She says she's not sure
if she can make it
to the baby shower,
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then she immediately
asked me if Sylvia
was gonna be there.
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Well, you know,
my mother ain't crazy
about her either.
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What are we going
to do with those two?
251
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Keep them apart.
252
00:09:29,733 --> 00:09:31,079
Do you want
your child to grow up
253
00:09:31,217 --> 00:09:33,944
and never see
his two grandmothers
in the same room?
254
00:09:34,082 --> 00:09:36,015
Next to raising him
in a democracy,
255
00:09:36,153 --> 00:09:37,568
that's the greatest gift
I could give him.
256
00:09:40,433 --> 00:09:41,987
I have one idea.
257
00:09:42,125 --> 00:09:43,471
What?
Quilting.
258
00:09:44,575 --> 00:09:45,818
Just sew our moms
together?
259
00:09:47,026 --> 00:09:48,787
When I was right
out of college,
260
00:09:48,925 --> 00:09:51,341
I got these two kittens,
and they hated each other,
no matter what I did.
261
00:09:51,479 --> 00:09:53,136
I asked the vet what
I should do about it,
262
00:09:53,274 --> 00:09:55,759
and he said I should
smear them both
with tuna fish oil
263
00:09:55,897 --> 00:09:57,692
and then lock them
in the shower stall
together.
264
00:09:57,830 --> 00:09:59,659
I did, and when I went in
to check on them,
265
00:09:59,798 --> 00:10:01,730
they were all cuddled up
in an adorable little ball
266
00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:03,767
licking each other,
and they were friends
ever since.
267
00:10:10,532 --> 00:10:12,051
All right. Let me
just say right now,
268
00:10:12,189 --> 00:10:14,157
if you smear our mothers
with tuna fish,
269
00:10:14,295 --> 00:10:16,504
they will be very angry.
270
00:10:16,642 --> 00:10:19,679
I'm having them
over here tomorrow
to teach me how to quilt.
271
00:10:19,818 --> 00:10:21,578
So...
I'm the tuna. Get it?
272
00:10:21,716 --> 00:10:23,476
[DOORBELL BUZZING]
273
00:10:23,614 --> 00:10:24,857
Well, all right.
274
00:10:24,995 --> 00:10:26,445
There is
an outside chance
275
00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:28,481
that you could get
licked to death
by both our mothers.
276
00:10:31,553 --> 00:10:32,969
Where do you
want it?
277
00:10:33,107 --> 00:10:34,211
Far away from here.
278
00:10:34,349 --> 00:10:35,557
Just put it
with the others.
279
00:10:39,354 --> 00:10:41,391
[STAMMERS] What is this?
280
00:10:41,529 --> 00:10:43,151
You bought a playpen.
I bought this.
281
00:10:45,636 --> 00:10:47,776
All right. So, maybe
the baby will show up
with friends.
282
00:10:55,025 --> 00:10:56,130
[DOORBELL BUZZING]
283
00:10:58,546 --> 00:11:00,617
Marvin. Hi. Hey,
what are you doing here?
284
00:11:00,755 --> 00:11:03,413
I came to pay you back
some of what I owe.
285
00:11:03,551 --> 00:11:05,691
You know,
that's totally
not necessary.
286
00:11:05,829 --> 00:11:07,417
Really. It would
make me feel
much better.
287
00:11:08,521 --> 00:11:09,591
Okay. Sure.
Come on in.
288
00:11:09,729 --> 00:11:10,696
But, you know,
Marvin, listen,
289
00:11:10,834 --> 00:11:12,836
only what you can
absolutely afford.
290
00:11:13,664 --> 00:11:14,907
I can't afford anything.
291
00:11:16,046 --> 00:11:17,461
All right.
292
00:11:17,599 --> 00:11:18,738
Would you like
a receipt?
293
00:11:20,499 --> 00:11:22,673
I thought I would,
uh, work it off
294
00:11:22,811 --> 00:11:24,468
doing small
household chores.
295
00:11:27,092 --> 00:11:28,714
You know, well... I...
296
00:11:28,852 --> 00:11:31,510
I think I would feel
kind of awkward
with that.
297
00:11:31,648 --> 00:11:32,960
Well, maybe
you're right.
298
00:11:33,098 --> 00:11:34,754
So it's back
to the blood bank.
299
00:11:34,893 --> 00:11:35,859
No, Marvin.
300
00:11:35,997 --> 00:11:37,102
Marvin. No, no, no.
301
00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:40,312
Yeah, sure. You could
do some chores. Sure.
302
00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,314
Okay. What?
303
00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:44,730
I don't know.
304
00:11:46,525 --> 00:11:48,182
I could stack
your cribs.
305
00:11:53,221 --> 00:11:55,879
You know, um, maybe
just straighten up
a little bit,
306
00:11:56,017 --> 00:11:57,674
and then we'll
call it even.
No, no, no, no.
307
00:11:57,812 --> 00:11:59,641
Straightening up
is $5.00.
308
00:11:59,779 --> 00:12:01,885
I didn't know you had
a whole price list
and everything.
309
00:12:02,023 --> 00:12:03,922
Hi, Marvin.
Hi, Mrs. Buchman.
310
00:12:04,784 --> 00:12:05,820
Why are you cleaning?
311
00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:07,718
He, uh...
He wants to.
312
00:12:07,856 --> 00:12:09,375
So, this is it?
We're quilting?
313
00:12:09,513 --> 00:12:11,446
This is the whole
plan is in motion?
They'll be here any minute.
314
00:12:11,584 --> 00:12:13,621
You want to keep
the Sharper Image
catalog?
315
00:12:13,759 --> 00:12:15,485
Uh, yeah, actually.
You'll never
order from it.
316
00:12:17,452 --> 00:12:19,316
Fine.
317
00:12:19,454 --> 00:12:21,042
I want to leave them
alone together,
318
00:12:21,180 --> 00:12:23,079
so what I need you to do
is call me from work.
319
00:12:23,217 --> 00:12:24,218
[DOORBELL BUZZING]
320
00:12:24,356 --> 00:12:25,944
Okay, I wasn't planning
to go in today.
321
00:12:26,082 --> 00:12:27,669
Yes, you were.
Oh, so I call you,
322
00:12:27,807 --> 00:12:29,706
tell you to come down,
you have to leave them.
323
00:12:29,844 --> 00:12:30,879
Hi, sweetie.
Hi, Mom.
324
00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:32,605
Hi, honey.
Hi, Paulie.
Hi.
325
00:12:32,743 --> 00:12:33,779
Hello.
326
00:12:33,917 --> 00:12:34,883
Hi.
327
00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:36,264
This is Marvin.
328
00:12:36,402 --> 00:12:37,817
Hi.
Can I take
your coat?
329
00:12:38,473 --> 00:12:39,440
Thank you.
330
00:12:40,303 --> 00:12:41,614
Two fifty.
All right.
331
00:12:43,892 --> 00:12:46,102
Well, what's this?
332
00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:47,758
A mistake.
It's going back.
333
00:12:47,896 --> 00:12:48,967
I should hope so.
334
00:12:50,106 --> 00:12:51,141
Oh, look at this.
335
00:12:51,279 --> 00:12:53,523
My little girl's
got a quilting basket.
336
00:12:53,661 --> 00:12:55,318
Well, it's actually mine,
but you girls go ahead.
337
00:12:56,629 --> 00:12:58,666
Oh, I can't wait
to show you
my secrets.
338
00:12:58,804 --> 00:13:00,875
Uh, you know what?
Could we wait
just a few minutes?
339
00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:03,153
Why?
Someone else
is coming.
340
00:13:03,291 --> 00:13:05,328
Who?
Sylvia.
341
00:13:05,466 --> 00:13:06,743
Oh, that's wonderful.
342
00:13:07,951 --> 00:13:08,952
Really? You don't mind?
343
00:13:09,090 --> 00:13:11,265
[LAUGHS] No,
I don't mind. No.
344
00:13:11,403 --> 00:13:13,267
I have to go.
No, no, no, Mom.
345
00:13:13,405 --> 00:13:15,062
Mom. Mom, please don't.
346
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,477
No. I really have to.
347
00:13:16,615 --> 00:13:18,824
Why?
Uh, a friend...
348
00:13:18,962 --> 00:13:20,412
In the hospital.
349
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:21,689
She's very sick.
350
00:13:22,690 --> 00:13:23,760
Which friend?
351
00:13:24,692 --> 00:13:25,762
Joyce.
352
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:27,557
Joyce...
353
00:13:27,695 --> 00:13:28,799
Starbucks.
354
00:13:31,285 --> 00:13:32,976
She's in
the hospital for...
355
00:13:33,114 --> 00:13:34,633
Allergies.
356
00:13:34,771 --> 00:13:36,531
Which hospital?
The one uptown.
357
00:13:36,669 --> 00:13:37,670
St. John's?
Yes.
358
00:13:37,808 --> 00:13:38,982
Downtown.
They moved it?
359
00:13:40,535 --> 00:13:42,296
Mom, will you just
give Sylvia a chance?
360
00:13:42,434 --> 00:13:43,780
I think you'd
really like her.
361
00:13:43,918 --> 00:13:46,369
All right. I'll stay
if it'll make you happy,
362
00:13:46,507 --> 00:13:47,577
but just for a few minutes.
363
00:13:47,715 --> 00:13:49,372
Thank you so much.
[DOORBELL BUZZING]
364
00:13:49,510 --> 00:13:50,959
Can I freshen
your coffee?
365
00:13:52,133 --> 00:13:53,238
How much?
Two bucks.
366
00:13:53,376 --> 00:13:54,411
Go ahead.
367
00:13:56,344 --> 00:13:57,621
Hello, Jamie.
Hi.
368
00:13:57,759 --> 00:13:59,382
Hi, Paul.
PAUL: Hiya, Mama.
369
00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:00,486
Look who's here.
370
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:03,627
I have to go.
371
00:14:03,765 --> 00:14:04,973
No, wait. Come on.
Come on.
372
00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:07,976
I'd like to stay,
but I have to
get dinner started.
373
00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:09,426
It's only 11:00.
374
00:14:09,564 --> 00:14:11,014
I'm making a very
special roast.
375
00:14:11,152 --> 00:14:13,292
It takes three hours
of preparation,
376
00:14:13,430 --> 00:14:14,845
it takes two hours
to marinate,
377
00:14:14,983 --> 00:14:16,157
ninety minutes for cooking,
378
00:14:16,295 --> 00:14:17,745
and a half an hour
to sit.
379
00:14:19,402 --> 00:14:21,128
What are you making,
a bison?
380
00:14:22,439 --> 00:14:23,958
Sylvia, I wanted
you to show me
381
00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:26,236
that wonderful
stitch you did
on the table runner.
382
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:28,825
The flower curl?
383
00:14:28,963 --> 00:14:30,516
It's so beautiful.
384
00:14:30,654 --> 00:14:32,656
All right. But I can
only stay a few minutes.
385
00:14:32,794 --> 00:14:34,520
[VACUUM MOTOR RUNNING]
386
00:14:36,833 --> 00:14:39,353
Marvin? Marvin?
387
00:14:39,491 --> 00:14:41,389
Marvin, listen, I'm going
to go to the office.
388
00:14:41,527 --> 00:14:42,839
So, you, uh,
want to come with me?
389
00:14:42,977 --> 00:14:44,427
For a $10 escort fee.
390
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:46,256
Deal.
391
00:14:56,611 --> 00:14:57,854
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
392
00:14:57,992 --> 00:14:58,993
Hello.
393
00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:00,201
Paul.
394
00:15:00,339 --> 00:15:03,584
Really? Okay.
I'll be right there.
395
00:15:03,722 --> 00:15:06,380
Paul forgot his bag,
so I have to run down
and bring it to him.
396
00:15:06,518 --> 00:15:07,622
We'll go with you.
397
00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,555
No, no, no.
Stay. Quilt.
398
00:15:09,693 --> 00:15:10,901
Maybe even talk.
399
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,293
[CLEARS THROAT]
400
00:15:23,431 --> 00:15:25,123
[SIGHS AND SNIFFLES]
401
00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:50,251
Uh...
402
00:15:51,010 --> 00:15:52,357
I... I fold.
403
00:15:52,495 --> 00:15:54,531
Fold? You got
three kings showing.
404
00:15:54,669 --> 00:15:56,775
Yeah. It looks like
more than it is.
405
00:15:58,846 --> 00:16:01,469
So, I guess my jacks
have to bet the max.
406
00:16:01,607 --> 00:16:03,057
I'm out.
Me, too.
407
00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:04,231
Me, too.
408
00:16:04,369 --> 00:16:06,164
My children,
come to Papa.
409
00:16:07,682 --> 00:16:09,857
Boy, Marvin, you are
making a killing
here today.
410
00:16:09,995 --> 00:16:11,859
Hey, Paul, man,
411
00:16:11,997 --> 00:16:14,517
I'm so sorry I was
so cold to you the other
day after the game,
412
00:16:15,587 --> 00:16:16,933
but I got a lot
of issues with money.
413
00:16:17,796 --> 00:16:18,797
Please. Come on.
414
00:16:18,935 --> 00:16:20,868
I feel I deserve
more than I have,
415
00:16:22,490 --> 00:16:25,735
so when people
who have money
take it away from me,
416
00:16:25,873 --> 00:16:27,288
I resent them.
417
00:16:27,426 --> 00:16:29,532
Well, you're certainly
articulate about that.
418
00:16:29,670 --> 00:16:31,361
Yeah, well, I've been
seeing a therapist,
419
00:16:31,499 --> 00:16:33,294
and he's been
a huge help.
420
00:16:33,432 --> 00:16:34,640
Really? It's funny,
421
00:16:34,778 --> 00:16:36,504
'cause your therapist
is somebody who has money
422
00:16:36,642 --> 00:16:37,816
who takes your money.
423
00:16:41,199 --> 00:16:42,993
Well, there goes that.
424
00:16:44,547 --> 00:16:45,893
No. I didn't mean
to imply that...
425
00:16:46,031 --> 00:16:47,032
JAMIE: Hey, guys.
426
00:16:47,170 --> 00:16:48,999
Hi, Jamie.
Hey.
427
00:16:49,137 --> 00:16:50,725
This is what you do
with your days?
428
00:16:50,863 --> 00:16:52,348
No, no. We have
Scrabble, too.
429
00:16:53,832 --> 00:16:55,005
You want to play,
Mrs. Buchman?
430
00:16:55,143 --> 00:16:57,353
The table could always
use a lovely lady.
431
00:16:57,491 --> 00:16:59,182
Hey, poker, huh?
432
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:01,184
Uh, you know, maybe
we should just go get
a cup of coffee somewhere.
433
00:17:01,322 --> 00:17:02,772
No, no, no.
This sounds like fun.
434
00:17:02,910 --> 00:17:04,601
See? She wants to play.
435
00:17:04,739 --> 00:17:06,431
Okay, but, Marvin,
see, the thing is...
436
00:17:06,569 --> 00:17:10,435
Paul, I think
I can handle myself, huh?
437
00:17:10,573 --> 00:17:13,645
Okay. The game
is Five Card Stud.
438
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,336
High-low, trips
or better to win.
439
00:17:15,474 --> 00:17:16,648
Let's see what we got.
440
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,822
A Jake, Trey,
441
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,617
a bullet, and a bitch.
442
00:17:26,209 --> 00:17:27,417
He forgot his bag.
443
00:17:27,555 --> 00:17:28,832
What, are we amateurs?
444
00:17:28,970 --> 00:17:29,971
[CHUCKLES]
445
00:17:32,008 --> 00:17:34,493
I wonder why she
thinks we don't
like each other.
446
00:17:34,631 --> 00:17:36,668
I really have no idea.
447
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,325
I mean, we are
very different women.
448
00:17:38,463 --> 00:17:39,671
Different backgrounds.
449
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,362
Yeah. Different way
of doing things.
450
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:42,743
Certainly
different tastes.
451
00:17:42,881 --> 00:17:44,192
Yeah. [LAUGHS]
452
00:17:47,713 --> 00:17:50,060
In a million years,
I wouldn't have chosen
a crib like that.
453
00:17:50,198 --> 00:17:52,028
[BOTH LAUGHING]
454
00:17:53,719 --> 00:17:55,549
You got a picture of me
buying that one?
455
00:17:55,687 --> 00:17:57,136
[LAUGHING]
456
00:17:59,035 --> 00:18:00,761
Yeah. Yours is so gothic.
457
00:18:03,591 --> 00:18:05,006
Gothic?
Mmm-hmm.
458
00:18:05,144 --> 00:18:07,492
Well... Yes, maybe so.
459
00:18:09,114 --> 00:18:11,599
Much in the same way
that yours is slightly...
460
00:18:12,151 --> 00:18:13,187
Garish.
461
00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:15,638
Garish?
Uh-huh.
462
00:18:15,776 --> 00:18:17,605
Mine is not garish.
463
00:18:17,743 --> 00:18:19,435
Oh, well, then I guess
neither is Las Vegas.
464
00:18:19,573 --> 00:18:21,816
Would you please
look at yours?
465
00:18:21,954 --> 00:18:24,750
What about mine?
Mine happens to be
very inviting.
466
00:18:24,888 --> 00:18:26,718
Sure, if you're
Rosemary's baby.
467
00:18:28,616 --> 00:18:31,274
Well, excuse me,
but I don't think
they're planning
468
00:18:31,412 --> 00:18:33,103
on raising a baby clown.
469
00:18:34,829 --> 00:18:36,900
I suppose you think
that your crib
470
00:18:37,038 --> 00:18:38,730
is much better
than my crib.
471
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:42,906
No, no. I just think
that your crib is
threatened by my crib
472
00:18:43,044 --> 00:18:45,081
because it has taste.
473
00:18:45,219 --> 00:18:47,186
Your crib does
not have taste.
474
00:18:47,325 --> 00:18:49,327
Your crib is an uptight,
475
00:18:49,465 --> 00:18:52,191
passive aggressive
little priss.
476
00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:56,264
Well, your crib is a loud,
overbearing fishwife.
477
00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:57,611
Your crib...
478
00:18:57,749 --> 00:18:58,991
Has a bad dye job!
479
00:18:59,129 --> 00:19:00,130
[GASPS]
480
00:19:06,136 --> 00:19:09,208
Well, your crib
can just go to hell!
481
00:19:09,347 --> 00:19:10,348
Oh!
482
00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:37,892
Don't you dare.
483
00:19:38,030 --> 00:19:39,894
[BOTH GRUNTING]
484
00:19:41,171 --> 00:19:42,241
[FABRIC RIPS]
485
00:19:43,381 --> 00:19:44,382
Oh!
486
00:19:48,869 --> 00:19:51,596
Boy, Marvin sure got
surly all of a sudden.
487
00:19:51,734 --> 00:19:53,908
Yeah. He can be
a moody guy.
488
00:19:54,046 --> 00:19:55,496
So I won a little money.
489
00:19:56,911 --> 00:19:58,534
Sweetie, you won $300.
490
00:20:00,915 --> 00:20:03,815
There wasn't a guy
at the table
didn't want you dead.
491
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:05,437
It's not my fault
they don't know
how to bluff.
492
00:20:07,819 --> 00:20:09,199
Why is it so quiet
in there?
493
00:20:16,034 --> 00:20:18,243
What happened here?
494
00:20:18,381 --> 00:20:21,729
Mmm, the other cribs
got together
and voted this guy?
495
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,283
[BOTH LAUGHING]
496
00:20:24,422 --> 00:20:25,768
Hi.
Hello.
497
00:20:25,906 --> 00:20:27,286
When did you two
get here?
498
00:20:27,425 --> 00:20:28,564
Just, uh, just now.
499
00:20:28,702 --> 00:20:30,911
What do you think?
Of...
500
00:20:31,049 --> 00:20:32,430
The crib.
The crib.
501
00:20:32,568 --> 00:20:33,569
THERESA:
We went shopping.
502
00:20:33,707 --> 00:20:35,122
We bought it together.
We picked it out.
503
00:20:35,260 --> 00:20:37,504
Your mother has
a very sharp eye.
504
00:20:37,642 --> 00:20:40,472
Well, let me tell you,
your mother is
some wheeler-dealer.
505
00:20:40,610 --> 00:20:42,474
Well, I do know
the value of a dollar.
506
00:20:42,612 --> 00:20:44,959
You hungry?
Yeah. We made
tuna sandwiches.
507
00:20:49,274 --> 00:20:50,413
You've got
a little spot.
508
00:20:50,551 --> 00:20:51,794
Look, you've got
a little thing here.
509
00:20:51,932 --> 00:20:52,933
[MUTTERING]
510
00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:58,663
You did all this
together?
511
00:20:58,801 --> 00:20:59,733
Yeah.
Yeah.
512
00:20:59,871 --> 00:21:01,804
What, I mean,
we're family.
513
00:21:01,942 --> 00:21:03,219
Yeah, I know,
but, come on,
you guys...
514
00:21:03,357 --> 00:21:05,290
All right. All right.
There were a few differences.
515
00:21:05,428 --> 00:21:07,534
We ironed them out.
Okay. Next case.
516
00:21:07,672 --> 00:21:10,295
I mean, after all,
we are going to be
thrown together a lot
517
00:21:10,433 --> 00:21:12,021
for the next
45, 50 years.
518
00:21:12,159 --> 00:21:13,919
[MOCK SPITTING]
519
00:21:15,403 --> 00:21:17,405
Oh, my God.
This is just
wonderful.
520
00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:19,546
Would you please
look at the hour?
521
00:21:19,684 --> 00:21:20,685
Oh, God.
522
00:21:20,823 --> 00:21:22,031
We were having
such fun,
523
00:21:22,169 --> 00:21:23,653
I forgot all
about the time.
524
00:21:23,791 --> 00:21:25,379
Well, now you kids
enjoy the crib.
525
00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:26,484
Mmm.
526
00:21:27,346 --> 00:21:28,347
I saw a better crib.
527
00:21:28,486 --> 00:21:29,797
I'll get it for you later.
528
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,939
I had to get that one
just to shut her up.
529
00:21:35,009 --> 00:21:36,079
[LAUGHING]
530
00:21:36,217 --> 00:21:37,667
Bye, sweetheart.
Bye, bye.
531
00:21:37,805 --> 00:21:38,875
Sweetheart,
see you later.
532
00:21:39,013 --> 00:21:40,152
Bye, bye.
Bye, you two.
533
00:21:40,290 --> 00:21:41,499
[BOTH LAUGHING]
534
00:21:44,502 --> 00:21:45,710
Well, that was
pretty nice, huh?
535
00:21:46,089 --> 00:21:47,125
Yeah.
536
00:21:48,022 --> 00:21:49,230
Yeah.
537
00:21:49,368 --> 00:21:50,335
Yeah.
538
00:21:50,473 --> 00:21:51,819
Your mother say
anything to you?
539
00:21:53,027 --> 00:21:54,442
No. Why? Yours?
540
00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:56,134
No, nothing.
541
00:21:57,307 --> 00:21:58,377
Okay. So, good.
Yeah.
542
00:21:58,516 --> 00:21:59,517
Okay.
543
00:22:08,042 --> 00:22:09,147
I call.
544
00:22:10,355 --> 00:22:11,805
[LAUGHS] Dear God.
545
00:22:11,943 --> 00:22:13,220
Three kings.
546
00:22:14,117 --> 00:22:16,050
Straight, 10 high.
547
00:22:17,155 --> 00:22:18,777
Flush to the queen.
548
00:22:19,882 --> 00:22:23,057
Full boat,
sevens and deuces.
549
00:22:23,195 --> 00:22:25,335
Sorry, boys.
Straight flush.
550
00:22:37,934 --> 00:22:39,280
MAN: In Front.
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