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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ Tell me why
I love you like I do
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♪ Tell me who
can stop my heart
as much as you
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♪ Let's take each other's hand
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♪ As we jump into
the final frontier
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♪ I'm mad about you, baby
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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No, Pop, it's not gonna
disconnect the call.
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It's a hold button.
It holds the call.
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Hence the name.
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No, the switchhooks
disconnects the call.
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The switchhooks.
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The... No, the
two things in the...
[DIAL TONE]
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Middle.
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All right, good.
So he found the switchhooks.
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You're going to be late
for Dr. Joan again.
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Explain to me how a man
forgets how
to use a telephone.
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You're gonna start out late,
so you're gonna shoot late,
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so you're going to be late
for Dr. Joan again.
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I just think
he's losing it.
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My father is, like,
officially losing it now.
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Just so I understand,
you don't give a rat's ass
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about being late
for Dr. Joan's, do you?
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I do.
You know I do.
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You were late for the
weighing and measurings.
All right.
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You were late
for the pap smear.
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Yes, but come on,
not really so much
for spectators, though.
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Your child is growing up,
and you're missing it.
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Sweetie, he's growing.
He's not growing up.
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Are you gonna be
like the father in Cat's in the Cradle?
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What is that,
the Harry Chapin song?
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Yes. Just tell me.
Are you?
No!
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You can only hear
your baby's heartbeat
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for the first time
for the first time.
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That I'm almost
sure is true.
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Look, I've done
everything I could do.
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I got the latest
appointment in the day.
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Just promise
you won't be late.
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I will not be late.
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Ira and I,
we're gonna
pick up my pop,
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we're gonna take him
out to the old building,
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we're gonna shoot him
for a little while,
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get a couple of
decent takes out of him.
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Come on, how long
can that take?
Six, 800 years max?
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Just make sure
you get it by 5:00.
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Man, there's so many
great memories
in that building.
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We used to have
this doorway, and
every couple of months,
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my father would
measure our heights
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with, uh, like, a little
pocket knife.
Mmm-hmm.
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See you at 5:00.
5:00.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Hello?
There he is, Pop-o-mine.
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All right, here's what
we're gonna do, Pop.
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Ira and I will
collect you at 10:30,
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and then, we'll...
Oop, you're beeping.
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No. You're beeping.
You got a call waiting.
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So, you press
the switchhooks.
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The switchhooks.
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The switchhooks. The two...
Come on, you like
the switchhooks.
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The switch...
Okay, but don't hold it down.
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'Cause if you hold
it down, then you'll...
[DIAL TONE]
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Oh, man.
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Is he here yet?
Not yet. Is there
anything else you can do?
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Well, I've seen
all my patients,
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finished all
my correspondence,
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alphabetized my files.
I'm thinking of
taking up painting.
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I'm sorry.
I'm going to kill him.
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Yeah, but then you
couldn't yell at him,
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what with him
being dead and all.
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Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
Sorry! Sorry!
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Did I miss it?
I hope I didn't miss it.
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You're late!
You're a half an hour late!
Hi, Paul.
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Hi. Did I miss it?
You didn't miss it.
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Okay, good.
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Our little baby's
heartbeat.
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I am late though.
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Duh.
I know.
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As long as
I didn't miss it.
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Forget about me!
What about Joan?
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This is
so unfair to her!
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It's okay.
No, it's not.
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I'm really sorry.
It's really okay.
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All right,
then forget about Joan.
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Go back to
thinking about me.
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I begged you
to be on time.
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I am so sorry!
I'm really sorry!
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But I have
a great excuse.
I really do.
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Really? What?
[SIGHS]
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Do you have
a minute?
At this point, yes.
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Okay, all right.
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'Cause you are
not gonna believe
the day I had.
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Ira and I,
we go to pick up
my father, right?
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We get into the cab,
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right away it starts.
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345-45 Pelham Parkway,
please.
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435-45.
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What?
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Our old building is
435-45 Pelham Parkway.
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It wasn't 435-45.
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It was 345-45.
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435-45 was
the bakery.
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No, no, no.
545-45 was the bakery.
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345-45 was Kelton's
Ice Skating Rink.
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435-45 was
the old building.
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545-45 was
Stella D'oro.
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545-54 was
Stella D'oro.
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It was?
Yeah.
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Then where
was Tito's?
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There was no Tito's.
Tito's came later after
White Castle closed.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Can I go now?
Yeah. Please.
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Oh, oh, yeah,
but what you want to do
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is take the East River Drive
to Willis Avenue Bridge.
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It's the
FDR Drive.
What?
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It's the...
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It's the FDR Drive,
not the East River Drive.
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It hasn't been called
the East River Drive
for a long time now.
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Since when?
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Since, roughly, FDR.
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We should have taken
the subway at this rate.
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Hey, you do not want
to take the subway
down to this neighborhood
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anymore,
believe me.
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Relax, will you?
It's Pelham Parkway.
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It's not the
Ho Chi Minh Trail.
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It was 635-45!
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What?
What was 635-45?
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The post office.
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No, no,
the post office
was 735-45.
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Oh, my God.
Somebody
get me a gun.
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PAUL: It was
735-45.
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BURT: 445-45...
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An annoying cab ride?
This is why you're late?
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There's more.
We really expected
more from you.
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Then let me finish.
We gotta let him finish.
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This is okay
with you?
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At this point, yes.
You were saying?
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Okay,
so we get there,
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and I'm looking at
all these buildings,
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and I swear to God, they all
look exactly the same.
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And Akiba,
this new cameraman,
who already I hate...
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JAMIE: This is the one
that calls you Hitchcock?
PAUL: Yeah.
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PAUL: Right. So he says...
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Hitchcock
has chosen?
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Not sure, Akiba, okay?
Just give me a second.
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I'm telling you,
it's that one with
the wrought iron railing.
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I know, Pop,
but this has
wrought iron railing, too.
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So does
this one.
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how me a building
that doesn't have
wrought iron railing.
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All right, all right,
but, uh, our building
has a stoop.
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Again, Pop,
they all have stoops.
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Are you telling me
I don't know
the building I lived in?
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I'm not telling you,
I'm just asking you.
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BURT: What do you know?
You were 7-years-old.
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I know, but I think
I know where I lived.
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BURT: Where?
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
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Hitchcock maybe wants us
to, uh, knock on every door
in neighborhood?
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Hitchcock would
just like a minute
to think, okay, Akiba?
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Thank you.
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PAUL: And I want
to just clock this guy,
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but you can't get him
mad at you because, A
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he's the cameraman
and you need him,
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and two, because
he can field-strip an uzi.
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And then it hits me...
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This is it.
What?
This one?
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Right here.
That's what I said!
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You said with the
wrought iron railing.
So?
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So?
Can I tell a story
like a person?
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Well...
I'm trying to
give you color.
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You know,
there's an arc,
there's a structure.
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All right, all right,
but I don't get it.
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This is how she is
when we go
to the movies.
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So far, I don't
see anything.
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You're gonna see.
You're gonna see.
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[STRAINED]
Go on.
Okay...
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So we go down
the hallway, and I realize
we got another problem.
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They moved
the walls!
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They didn't
move the walls.
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Then what
did they do?
They didn't do anything.
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[STAMMERS]
We took the stairs
instead of the elevator.
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Then it's this way.
No, it's this way.
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No, no.
It's this way.
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The first door
on your left.
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If you came up
the elevator,
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it would be
the first door
on your left,
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but we came up the stairs
so it's the first door
on your left this way.
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Your left
or my left?
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We're facing
the same way.
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Hey, look, what's
the apartment number?
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4-D!
No, it's not.
It's 4-E.
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4-E?
Yeah.
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4-D! "D"
as in David.
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Okay. It's "E."
4-E.
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It's 4-E
as in Edward.
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Who names
an apartment
Edward?
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I think
Papa's right.
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Hey,
maybe it's 4-C.
No, D! D!
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It's 4-E. E... E...
"E," as in everybody
just calm down, okay?
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[DOORBELL BUZZES]
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MAN: Hello?
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Hello?
MAN: Hello?
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Hello?
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MAN: Is somebody there?
Hi. Yes. Um,
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my name is
Paul Buchman.
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I used to live
in your apartment.
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MAN: Is this
about the olives?
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The what?
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You left
a can of olives.
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No. No, not
about the olives.
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MAN: 'Cause I ate them.
They're not
here anymore.
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It's okay.
We're not here
about the olives.
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Which one of you
was talking?
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Hi. That was me.
I'm Paul Buchman,
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and this is my father
Burt Buchman.
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My cousin Ira.
And these are
friends of mine.
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How you doin'?
BURT: Hello.
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Oh...
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I'm Osofsky.
[MUTTERING]
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Nice to meet you,
Mr. Osofsky...
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No!
Just Osofsky!
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What was that?
Not Mr. Osofsky!
Just Osofsky, all right!
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I don't like "mister."
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I don't like "master."
Or "sir."
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If I lived in Spain,
I would equally
dislike senor.
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Okay, okay.
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I don't like monikers
as a general rule.
They alienate.
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Yeah. Yeah. There's
no need for them here.
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None.
None.
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Okay, no more.
Thank you.
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No "Mister,"
all right?
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Um...
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Uh... Osofsky,
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what, um...
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What we're doing,
we're making a film
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about my family
and their experience
in America.
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The film
is called Buchman.
[STAMMERS] Ah! That's nice.
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That's a good idea.
Buchman.
237
00:08:36,790 --> 00:08:38,101
Oh, thank you.
No "mister."
238
00:08:38,239 --> 00:08:39,309
No, sir.
No.
239
00:08:39,447 --> 00:08:40,656
No.
No. Exactly.
240
00:08:40,794 --> 00:08:43,037
Yes.
That, you see,
that is a good idea!
241
00:08:43,175 --> 00:08:44,176
Yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah.
242
00:08:44,314 --> 00:08:45,764
I would go to
a film like that.
243
00:08:45,902 --> 00:08:47,076
Well, I would certainly
hope that you would.
244
00:08:47,214 --> 00:08:49,181
I find myself
disappointed
with many films,
245
00:08:49,319 --> 00:08:51,045
but that one I think
would be very good.
246
00:08:51,183 --> 00:08:53,427
Well, isn't that nice?
Thank you very much.
Maybe you could help us out.
247
00:08:53,565 --> 00:08:54,566
I'll do my best.
248
00:08:54,704 --> 00:08:56,395
We, um...
249
00:08:56,534 --> 00:08:57,535
Osofsky...
Yes?
250
00:08:57,673 --> 00:08:58,605
What we...
251
00:08:58,743 --> 00:08:59,778
What we would
like to do is,
252
00:08:59,916 --> 00:09:01,297
we would like to
come in and just film,
253
00:09:01,435 --> 00:09:02,574
with your permission,
of course,
254
00:09:02,712 --> 00:09:05,163
a very brief walking tour
of your apartment.
255
00:09:09,270 --> 00:09:10,548
Just a minute.
Sure.
256
00:09:12,826 --> 00:09:14,897
[CRASHING]
[GROWLING]
257
00:09:15,035 --> 00:09:16,864
OSOFSKY: Sit! Sit!
258
00:09:17,002 --> 00:09:19,039
[GROWLING]
Sit!
259
00:09:19,902 --> 00:09:21,489
[GROWLING STOPS]
260
00:09:21,628 --> 00:09:22,698
Please, come in.
261
00:09:23,871 --> 00:09:25,977
Uh, fellas?
Thanks a lot.
262
00:09:26,771 --> 00:09:28,082
Hey, um, watch it!
263
00:09:28,220 --> 00:09:29,808
And...
And watch your feet!
264
00:09:29,946 --> 00:09:31,569
You'll scuff!
Don't scuff!
265
00:09:31,707 --> 00:09:33,950
I don't scuff.
266
00:09:34,088 --> 00:09:36,297
And they were never
heard from again.
267
00:09:36,435 --> 00:09:38,230
I'm sorry it's
a little bit of
a mess in there,
268
00:09:38,368 --> 00:09:39,611
but I know where
everything is.
269
00:09:39,749 --> 00:09:41,268
That's fine.
Not a problem.
270
00:09:41,406 --> 00:09:42,959
Akiba, you know, why
don't you set up here
in the entryway.
271
00:09:43,097 --> 00:09:45,686
And then we'll pull back
and find my dad in
the doorway talking and...
272
00:09:45,824 --> 00:09:46,963
So, Dad, I need you to...
273
00:09:47,101 --> 00:09:48,689
Where'd he go?
Dad? Hey, Pop?
274
00:09:49,828 --> 00:09:51,519
Hey, Pop?
Where did he go?
275
00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:53,591
JAMIE: You lost him?
276
00:09:53,729 --> 00:09:54,695
Lost my father!
277
00:09:54,833 --> 00:09:56,076
You lost
your father?
278
00:09:56,214 --> 00:09:57,595
Lost my father!
279
00:09:57,733 --> 00:09:59,355
He lost
his father.
280
00:09:59,493 --> 00:10:00,459
Shall I stop?
281
00:10:00,598 --> 00:10:02,013
No, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no!
282
00:10:11,659 --> 00:10:13,764
Oh, this is great.
This is just great.
What?
283
00:10:13,902 --> 00:10:16,042
My mother's
gonna kill me,
I lose my father.
284
00:10:16,181 --> 00:10:17,216
Would you just
relax, please?
285
00:10:17,354 --> 00:10:18,321
Relax? My father's
out there,
286
00:10:18,459 --> 00:10:19,563
he's wandering
around somewhere.
287
00:10:19,701 --> 00:10:20,806
So what?
He'll wander back.
288
00:10:20,944 --> 00:10:22,980
No. See, the mind is
the first thing to go.
289
00:10:23,119 --> 00:10:25,535
It's like what happened
with Marty Lembeck's father.
What?
290
00:10:25,673 --> 00:10:26,777
You didn't hear?
He went out
to get a haircut,
291
00:10:26,915 --> 00:10:28,331
and then two weeks
later they found him
292
00:10:28,469 --> 00:10:30,091
selling pocket combs
at Grand Central.
293
00:10:30,229 --> 00:10:31,886
Jeez. Well, look,
all right, look,
294
00:10:32,024 --> 00:10:33,301
we got a white male
on foot,
295
00:10:33,439 --> 00:10:35,131
maximum speed
eight miles an hour,
right?
296
00:10:35,269 --> 00:10:36,718
Times 15 minutes?
297
00:10:36,856 --> 00:10:38,617
We do a six block,
hard-target search.
298
00:10:38,755 --> 00:10:41,723
We check every
bathhouse, henhouse,
boathouse, and outhouse.
299
00:10:43,484 --> 00:10:45,486
It's The Fugitive.
I understand.
Are you done?
300
00:10:45,624 --> 00:10:47,039
Yeah.
All right. Good.
You go that way.
301
00:10:47,177 --> 00:10:49,041
I'm going this way.
302
00:10:49,179 --> 00:10:50,629
What are you doing?
I don't think
we should split up.
303
00:10:50,767 --> 00:10:52,389
Why not?
Because they do that
in the movies,
304
00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:55,047
ten minutes later
somebody winds up
with an ax in their head.
305
00:10:55,185 --> 00:10:57,463
What, did you just
get HBO or something?
I'm just saying.
306
00:10:58,326 --> 00:10:59,500
What, are
you scared?
307
00:10:59,638 --> 00:11:01,743
Hey, hey, look,
I have no idea where I am,
308
00:11:01,881 --> 00:11:03,124
it's gonna get dark,
it's cold.
309
00:11:03,262 --> 00:11:05,091
I think those are
legitimate grounds
for fear.
310
00:11:05,230 --> 00:11:06,921
It's not the woods,
you know?
311
00:11:07,059 --> 00:11:08,785
There's lights.
You have a coat.
312
00:11:08,923 --> 00:11:10,649
Still...
Meanwhile, while
we're debating this,
313
00:11:10,787 --> 00:11:11,822
my father could be...
314
00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:13,479
Could be what?
Whatever. Who knows?
315
00:11:13,617 --> 00:11:15,240
What are you thinking?
I don't even want to
think about it.
316
00:11:15,378 --> 00:11:19,036
Wait a minute!
Paulie, realistically,
you think he's dead?
317
00:11:19,175 --> 00:11:20,728
What are you
talking about?
No, I'm curious.
318
00:11:20,866 --> 00:11:22,454
Do you actually think
this man is dead?
319
00:11:22,592 --> 00:11:24,318
Shut up! No!
Of course not!
320
00:11:24,456 --> 00:11:26,043
Course not!
321
00:11:26,182 --> 00:11:28,977
You know what I think?
I think he probably
just took a stroll.
322
00:11:29,115 --> 00:11:30,807
You know what?
That's probably
all that happened.
323
00:11:30,945 --> 00:11:32,843
He took a little stroll.
Little stroll.
Little stroll.
324
00:11:32,981 --> 00:11:34,673
Took a little stroll
down the block.
Little stroll.
325
00:11:34,811 --> 00:11:37,262
Yeah.
Down one of those
dark, abandoned blocks
326
00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,849
where they can't
hear you scream.
327
00:11:38,987 --> 00:11:40,334
All right, what is
the matter with you?
I'm a little scared.
328
00:11:40,817 --> 00:11:42,128
Go that way!
329
00:11:45,994 --> 00:11:47,375
IRA: Uncle Burt?
330
00:11:48,721 --> 00:11:50,033
PAUL: Pop?
331
00:12:05,359 --> 00:12:07,637
[HORNS HONKING]
332
00:12:21,685 --> 00:12:23,584
[NEWSCASTER ON TV
TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
333
00:12:23,722 --> 00:12:24,964
IRWIN: Burt!
Irwin!
334
00:12:25,102 --> 00:12:26,863
[BELL RINGS]
IRWIN: How are you?
Hey, Paulie.
335
00:12:27,001 --> 00:12:30,522
Uh, my wife needs
[WHISPERS] tampons.
336
00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:33,283
And while you're at it,
a pack of Chesterfields.
337
00:12:33,421 --> 00:12:35,112
What size?
King.
338
00:12:35,251 --> 00:12:37,011
No, the tampons.
I don't know.
What size you got?
339
00:12:37,149 --> 00:12:38,909
Get regular.
Trust me.
340
00:12:39,047 --> 00:12:40,117
Dad, can I have
some candy?
341
00:12:40,256 --> 00:12:41,809
No.
Gum?
342
00:12:41,947 --> 00:12:44,018
No, no, no. No sweets.
You'll spoil your
appetite for dinner.
343
00:12:44,156 --> 00:12:45,157
Just one piece.
344
00:12:45,295 --> 00:12:46,779
What did I say?
345
00:12:46,917 --> 00:12:48,712
For later?
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
346
00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:50,231
All right...
347
00:12:50,369 --> 00:12:52,129
But it's the five-pack
of Bazooka Gum!
348
00:12:52,268 --> 00:12:55,167
"A," it's a really
good deal, and two,
it'll last a long time.
349
00:12:55,305 --> 00:12:58,101
You don't need
any more gum.
You got Chiclets upstairs.
350
00:12:58,239 --> 00:12:59,758
I've already spent
a fortune on the dentist.
351
00:13:00,759 --> 00:13:02,623
He got his
mother's teeth.
352
00:13:02,761 --> 00:13:04,245
Dad, please?
353
00:13:04,383 --> 00:13:06,903
Hey, what did
I tell you?
Why not?
354
00:13:07,041 --> 00:13:08,318
You know why not?
355
00:13:08,456 --> 00:13:11,183
'Cause I'm
your father, okay?
356
00:13:16,982 --> 00:13:18,777
Okay, come on,
we should go home.
357
00:13:18,915 --> 00:13:20,123
Your mother's
making pot roast.
358
00:13:20,261 --> 00:13:21,469
You like pot roast.
359
00:13:21,607 --> 00:13:22,574
Eh, not so much.
360
00:13:22,712 --> 00:13:23,747
Not so much?
[LAUGHS]
361
00:13:25,370 --> 00:13:28,304
[NEWSCASTER ON TV
TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
362
00:13:30,133 --> 00:13:31,272
PAUL: Hi.
Hey.
363
00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:33,032
Excuse me...
Yeah?
364
00:13:33,170 --> 00:13:35,000
Did, uh, an older guy,
365
00:13:35,138 --> 00:13:37,416
sturdy fella, gray hair,
happen to walk in here?
White?
366
00:13:38,555 --> 00:13:39,625
Yeah.
No.
367
00:13:41,731 --> 00:13:43,767
You're the first
white person to walk in today.
368
00:13:44,837 --> 00:13:46,977
Are you sure?
Positive.
369
00:13:47,115 --> 00:13:49,325
Could he have come in here
maybe and you
didn't notice him?
370
00:13:49,463 --> 00:13:50,567
I would have noticed.
371
00:13:52,397 --> 00:13:54,191
Now, why are you
looking for this guy?
He's my father.
372
00:13:54,330 --> 00:13:56,297
He wandered off somehow.
373
00:13:56,435 --> 00:13:57,747
Your father?
PAUL: Yeah.
374
00:13:57,885 --> 00:13:59,231
You lost your father?
375
00:13:59,369 --> 00:14:00,543
Yeah.
376
00:14:01,406 --> 00:14:02,717
Man!
377
00:14:04,685 --> 00:14:06,238
I'm not proud of it.
378
00:14:06,376 --> 00:14:07,412
Ah, he'll turn up.
379
00:14:07,550 --> 00:14:08,723
Yeah?
You think so?
Yeah-huh.
380
00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:15,351
[TV CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]
Of course.
381
00:14:17,042 --> 00:14:18,043
[GASPS]
382
00:14:21,805 --> 00:14:23,048
You want
something?
383
00:14:23,186 --> 00:14:24,670
Uh, no. I just
384
00:14:24,808 --> 00:14:27,708
noticed you still carry these
five-packs of Bazooka.
385
00:14:27,846 --> 00:14:29,710
Boy, I didn't even know
they made those anymore.
386
00:14:29,848 --> 00:14:31,332
Yeah. Very popular.
387
00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:32,678
You know, retro.
388
00:14:34,646 --> 00:14:39,236
In 1964, I came in
here with my father,
389
00:14:39,375 --> 00:14:41,584
and he had
his back turned,
and I actually...
390
00:14:41,722 --> 00:14:45,242
I swiped one of these.
I just shoplifted it
right there.
391
00:14:45,381 --> 00:14:47,659
Boy, you sound
like a real prize.
392
00:14:49,971 --> 00:14:51,283
You know what?
393
00:14:51,421 --> 00:14:52,802
I want to pay you
back for that.
394
00:14:53,665 --> 00:14:54,907
It's gum.
395
00:14:56,495 --> 00:14:57,910
I know, but
you know what?
396
00:14:58,048 --> 00:14:59,222
I would like to
pay you for it.
397
00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,775
No.
Why not?
398
00:15:00,913 --> 00:15:02,018
It's weird.
399
00:15:03,847 --> 00:15:05,228
I think it would
make me feel...
All right!
400
00:15:05,366 --> 00:15:07,195
Now, let's see, you got
a 5-pack of Bazooka...
401
00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:09,750
1964, five cents,
30 years...
402
00:15:09,888 --> 00:15:11,268
$4,000.
403
00:15:12,856 --> 00:15:14,548
What was it?
404
00:15:14,686 --> 00:15:16,688
Oh, there you are!
I thought I lost you too!
405
00:15:16,826 --> 00:15:18,103
Any luck?
No.
406
00:15:18,241 --> 00:15:19,898
I don't like
this, Paulie.
407
00:15:20,036 --> 00:15:22,107
All right. All right.
You know what? Let's go.
Thank you very much.
408
00:15:22,245 --> 00:15:24,834
Modern technology has changed the way we...
409
00:15:24,972 --> 00:15:27,423
Hey, did my dad
show up?
Sadly, no.
410
00:15:27,561 --> 00:15:29,459
[SIGHS]
Can I use your phone?
411
00:15:29,597 --> 00:15:31,875
I need to call my mother.
Maybe... Maybe he went home.
412
00:15:32,013 --> 00:15:34,395
This is my favorite video.
[TROPICAL GUITAR MUSIC
PLAYING ON TV]
413
00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:36,052
PAUL: Hey, Ma, hi, it's me.
414
00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:39,193
Everything's fine.
Um, listen, just curious...
415
00:15:39,331 --> 00:15:41,609
Did...
Did Dad call?
416
00:15:41,747 --> 00:15:44,060
No... Yeah, he's with me.
It's just that he said
he was gonna call you
417
00:15:44,198 --> 00:15:46,752
so I just wanted
to make sure he did.
418
00:15:46,890 --> 00:15:48,202
Yeah. Oh,
he's right here.
419
00:15:49,099 --> 00:15:50,307
I... Put him on?
420
00:15:51,619 --> 00:15:52,896
Okay.
Hold on a second.
421
00:15:53,794 --> 00:15:54,795
Hey, Pop?
422
00:15:56,313 --> 00:15:57,625
[DEEP VOICE]
Yes?
423
00:16:00,145 --> 00:16:01,871
It's, uh...
It's Mom for you.
424
00:16:02,768 --> 00:16:04,114
Yes?
425
00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:07,532
What, you can't
talk to her now?
I'm busy!
426
00:16:07,670 --> 00:16:09,119
Yeah, he can't
talk to you now.
He's busy.
427
00:16:09,257 --> 00:16:10,500
Busy!
She heard you.
428
00:16:10,638 --> 00:16:11,743
Okay.
429
00:16:11,881 --> 00:16:13,296
[STAMMERING] Okay.
He can't
'cause he's busy...
430
00:16:13,434 --> 00:16:14,987
He's doing...
We're rehearsing.
431
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:16,851
'Cause he...Yeah. Okay.
You know what?
432
00:16:16,989 --> 00:16:18,612
I got to, uh...
[MUTTERING]
433
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:19,889
Coming!
Okay, I gotta go.
434
00:16:20,027 --> 00:16:21,442
I gotta go.
Okay, bye.
435
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:23,030
What's the matter
with you?
436
00:16:23,168 --> 00:16:25,101
Where is he?
So, where is he now?
It's getting dark out.
437
00:16:26,465 --> 00:16:28,329
Hey, what...
What happened to the park?
438
00:16:28,467 --> 00:16:30,572
What park?
The park.
Herman Badillo Park.
439
00:16:30,710 --> 00:16:31,815
Don't tell me
they paved over it.
440
00:16:31,953 --> 00:16:34,024
That's on the south
side of the building.
441
00:16:34,162 --> 00:16:35,612
What do you mean,
south side?
442
00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:37,407
You know, you come
out of the elevator,
you hang a left.
443
00:16:41,928 --> 00:16:43,447
It's the south side.
All right.
444
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,799
[LAUGHTER]
445
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:53,906
[BOTH LAUGHING]
446
00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:56,081
Pop!
447
00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,636
Oh, boy.
Look who's here.
448
00:16:59,774 --> 00:17:01,120
Have you been sitting
here the whole time?
449
00:17:01,258 --> 00:17:04,641
Here? Oh, you mean here
in our old apartment?
450
00:17:05,331 --> 00:17:06,850
[SIGHS]
451
00:17:06,988 --> 00:17:08,334
Okay.
452
00:17:09,370 --> 00:17:10,647
Let me just say...
453
00:17:10,785 --> 00:17:11,751
This is
little Paul?
454
00:17:11,889 --> 00:17:14,030
Well, this is him.
Not so little.
455
00:17:14,168 --> 00:17:15,721
Hey, Paul. Maybe
you don't remember me.
456
00:17:15,859 --> 00:17:17,240
Artie Zeitlin.
457
00:17:17,378 --> 00:17:19,518
We moved into this apartment
when you moved out.
458
00:17:19,656 --> 00:17:21,934
You used to
live downstairs.
459
00:17:22,072 --> 00:17:23,867
He's got some good memory,
this kid of yours, huh?
460
00:17:24,005 --> 00:17:25,248
About
certain things.
461
00:17:25,386 --> 00:17:26,387
Hey, listen,
this is a reunion.
462
00:17:26,525 --> 00:17:27,664
I'm gonna get
my camera, okay?
463
00:17:27,802 --> 00:17:29,079
Sure.
464
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:30,839
[SIGHS]
465
00:17:31,392 --> 00:17:33,325
Okay, Pop,
466
00:17:33,463 --> 00:17:36,086
let me just say,
you were absolutely right,
467
00:17:36,224 --> 00:17:38,916
and I was absolutely wrong,
468
00:17:39,055 --> 00:17:41,298
and, uh, I'm sorry.
I apologize.
469
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:42,817
Oh, you think
I lost my mind?
470
00:17:42,955 --> 00:17:45,164
Snapped? Gone completely
whack-a-ding-hoy?
471
00:17:47,063 --> 00:17:49,789
No, I don't think that.
I don't think that
you've snapped.
472
00:17:49,927 --> 00:17:52,137
Wait a minute!
Maybe you're right.
473
00:17:52,275 --> 00:17:53,207
What?
474
00:17:53,345 --> 00:17:55,001
Oh, who are you?
Okay. Okay.
475
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,418
All right.
Are you not
Paul my son?
476
00:17:57,556 --> 00:17:59,247
Oh, you're not
the cocker spaniel.
477
00:17:59,385 --> 00:18:00,800
Yeah, okay, Dad.
Rusty?
478
00:18:00,938 --> 00:18:01,974
Rusty!
All right. All right.
479
00:18:02,112 --> 00:18:03,182
You made
your point, Pop.
480
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,253
Don't you think
I know which one
481
00:18:05,391 --> 00:18:08,049
is the hold button
and which one
is the switchhooks?
482
00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:10,327
I know...
I thought you did.
I knew that.
483
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:13,158
I was just done talking
to you, that's all.
484
00:18:13,296 --> 00:18:14,987
Which... Which I know now.
I understand.
485
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:16,678
ARTIE: Where the hell
is the damn camera?
486
00:18:16,816 --> 00:18:18,749
Oh, come here! Look.
Look at this! Look at this!
487
00:18:18,887 --> 00:18:20,372
Remember
the growth door?
488
00:18:20,510 --> 00:18:21,821
Oh, my God.
489
00:18:21,959 --> 00:18:23,513
Sure.
Look at this!
490
00:18:23,651 --> 00:18:25,963
Somehow between third
grade and fourth grade,
I actually shrunk.
491
00:18:26,102 --> 00:18:29,691
[STAMMERS] I think after
the fourth grade,
I stopped measuring.
492
00:18:29,829 --> 00:18:30,796
How come?
493
00:18:30,934 --> 00:18:32,384
Oh, I don't know.
I got busy,
494
00:18:32,522 --> 00:18:34,144
and you were always
running someplace.
495
00:18:34,282 --> 00:18:36,008
It's hard
to measure a person
when they're running.
496
00:18:37,113 --> 00:18:38,079
Here! Come on,
come on! Here!
497
00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:39,253
Stand here.
What are you doing?
498
00:18:39,391 --> 00:18:41,013
Just stand there.
What are you doing?
499
00:18:41,151 --> 00:18:42,083
What are you doing?
500
00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:44,292
I'm... I'm taking
a measurement!
501
00:18:44,430 --> 00:18:46,018
Dad, put that away.
502
00:18:46,156 --> 00:18:48,089
You're hacking up
somebody else's
wall now.
503
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:49,297
Look. Come on.
Come on.
Just stand over here.
504
00:18:49,435 --> 00:18:50,816
Put the key
away, Pop.
Come on. No.
505
00:18:50,954 --> 00:18:53,577
Just behave yourself,
all right?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
506
00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:55,372
Let me
tell you something.
507
00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:57,823
I appreciate everything
you do for me.
508
00:18:57,961 --> 00:19:00,170
Believe me,
it hasn't gone unnoticed...
509
00:19:00,308 --> 00:19:02,862
How you take care of me,
how you keep me
out of trouble.
510
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,623
Let me remind you
of one fact
511
00:19:04,761 --> 00:19:07,143
that'll be true forever
no matter how stupid I get.
512
00:19:08,972 --> 00:19:10,594
I'm still
your father, huh?
513
00:19:11,699 --> 00:19:12,665
Come on. Here.
514
00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:13,977
Let me stand
against the wall.
515
00:19:14,115 --> 00:19:15,944
[LAUGHS]
That a boy!
516
00:19:18,568 --> 00:19:20,052
There!
517
00:19:20,190 --> 00:19:21,916
Boy, you had
quite a spurt!
518
00:19:23,676 --> 00:19:26,369
Well, between 10 and 39,
I really shot up.
519
00:19:26,507 --> 00:19:27,887
Yeah.
520
00:19:28,578 --> 00:19:29,855
Look...
521
00:19:29,993 --> 00:19:32,202
Look how much
I missed.
522
00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:34,170
That's okay.
No, it isn't.
523
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,483
Every inch counts.
524
00:19:37,621 --> 00:19:41,487
When you have your kid,
you're gonna be
a much better measurer.
525
00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:43,213
What do you mean?
What kid are you
talking about?
526
00:19:43,351 --> 00:19:45,664
I don't know.
Aren't you gonna have
a kid, don't you think?
527
00:19:45,802 --> 00:19:47,700
Uh... Someday.
Yeah! Yeah!
528
00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:49,875
And I can tell you this,
your mother's
counting on it.
529
00:19:50,013 --> 00:19:51,325
No, I know that.
You know what
I just realized?
530
00:19:51,463 --> 00:19:52,912
I gotta... I gotta...
I gotta be...
531
00:19:53,050 --> 00:19:55,915
If I leave now,
can you get...
Get yourself home okay?
532
00:19:56,053 --> 00:19:57,986
Well...
I don't know.
533
00:19:58,124 --> 00:19:59,402
I don't know
where I live.
All right.
534
00:19:59,540 --> 00:20:01,197
Are we still
in Romania?
535
00:20:01,335 --> 00:20:02,301
Okay, Pop.
536
00:20:02,439 --> 00:20:03,854
[LAUGHS]
Point taken.
537
00:20:03,992 --> 00:20:05,649
All right.
538
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,133
All right.
539
00:20:08,963 --> 00:20:10,896
By the way, the cabs,
they're yellow,
540
00:20:11,034 --> 00:20:11,931
they have the lights on top...
541
00:20:12,069 --> 00:20:13,864
Get outta here!
542
00:20:15,728 --> 00:20:17,247
That was good.
Huh?
543
00:20:18,075 --> 00:20:19,215
I have to admit it.
544
00:20:19,353 --> 00:20:21,838
I hate to admit it,
that was very good.
545
00:20:21,976 --> 00:20:23,184
You see what
I'm saying?
546
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:24,979
Good excuse!
547
00:20:25,117 --> 00:20:27,430
Yeah, and all true.
Not an iota of
embellishment.
548
00:20:27,568 --> 00:20:29,294
It didn't need it.
So will you
forgive me?
549
00:20:29,432 --> 00:20:31,296
Oh, I do. I do.
Me, too.
550
00:20:32,676 --> 00:20:34,954
And I apologize to you,
little person.
551
00:20:35,092 --> 00:20:37,094
Even though you
weren't going anywhere.
552
00:20:37,233 --> 00:20:38,579
What is this?
What?
553
00:20:38,717 --> 00:20:40,546
[GASPS]
Oh, my God.
554
00:20:40,684 --> 00:20:42,238
I did it again.
555
00:20:42,376 --> 00:20:43,480
Ha!
You stole this?
556
00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:44,792
Should I call
the police?
557
00:20:44,930 --> 00:20:46,552
That's twice
in one lifetime.
558
00:20:46,690 --> 00:20:48,140
Wow.
Know what?
Know what the thing is?
559
00:20:48,278 --> 00:20:50,246
I'm no damn good
is the problem.
560
00:20:50,384 --> 00:20:51,902
I didn't even know
they made this anymore.
561
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:53,041
Am I allowed
to have this?
562
00:20:53,179 --> 00:20:55,699
I'm not
your dentist.
Cool.
563
00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:57,114
All right. So,
are we ready to do this?
564
00:20:57,253 --> 00:20:59,047
Yes, please.
Yes, yes, yes.
565
00:20:59,185 --> 00:21:01,740
All right, lie back.
Put this over your pants.
566
00:21:01,878 --> 00:21:03,362
You ever heard
a baby's heartbeat before?
567
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:05,122
Never.
It's pretty wonderful.
568
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:08,022
Why am I nervous?
569
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:09,230
Me, too.
I am.
570
00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:11,094
Nothing to
worry about.
571
00:21:11,888 --> 00:21:13,269
Here you go.
572
00:21:14,408 --> 00:21:15,340
Okay...
573
00:21:15,478 --> 00:21:16,444
[CLICKS]
574
00:21:18,170 --> 00:21:19,861
[STATIC]
575
00:21:19,999 --> 00:21:21,518
Where are you,
little rascal?
576
00:21:24,418 --> 00:21:25,695
Come on...
577
00:21:29,457 --> 00:21:31,321
Hey, come on, now.
578
00:21:33,150 --> 00:21:34,876
Honey, talk
to the baby.
579
00:21:35,014 --> 00:21:36,878
Hey, little baby,
come on.
580
00:21:37,016 --> 00:21:38,294
Let's hear
that heartbeat.
581
00:21:39,191 --> 00:21:40,710
Don't be shy.
582
00:21:43,540 --> 00:21:46,371
Hey, you have
to do this.
583
00:21:46,509 --> 00:21:48,304
You know why?
584
00:21:48,442 --> 00:21:50,582
'Cause I'm
your father.
585
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,551
[RAPID HEARTBEATS]
586
00:21:56,173 --> 00:21:57,692
And there it is.
587
00:22:14,157 --> 00:22:16,435
[GURGLING]
Hey, hey!
588
00:22:16,573 --> 00:22:18,782
Oh, that's...
That's a Milky Way bar
I had before.
589
00:22:21,647 --> 00:22:22,821
[SLOSHING]
590
00:22:22,959 --> 00:22:24,063
Soup.
591
00:22:26,687 --> 00:22:28,378
[WHINING]
592
00:22:28,516 --> 00:22:30,138
Something I had
in high school.
Couldn't tell you.
593
00:22:31,347 --> 00:22:33,107
[INDISTINCT RADIO NOISES]
594
00:22:33,245 --> 00:22:34,902
Wow! Luis Aparicio
rounding third.
595
00:22:39,113 --> 00:22:40,356
[GROWLING]
596
00:22:40,494 --> 00:22:41,460
I don't know.
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