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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,761 --> 00:00:24,761 www.titlovi.com 2 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:30,764 Well, things are looking up I see. 3 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:34,868 Here they come. 4 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:38,972 Scotty, start the camera. 5 00:00:40,907 --> 00:00:42,709 These Raging Loins, take one. 6 00:00:45,311 --> 00:00:47,013 Which one is my double? 7 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:49,382 That one, the one in blue, Susan Slade. 8 00:00:49,582 --> 00:00:50,684 She's pretty good too. 9 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:52,852 Maybe so, but she's not the star. 10 00:00:53,052 --> 00:00:54,821 You're the star, Mary. 11 00:00:55,021 --> 00:00:56,623 I'm glad you remembered. 12 00:00:56,823 --> 00:00:58,174 How could I forget? 13 00:00:58,374 --> 00:00:59,526 I mean, time too. 14 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:01,027 I mean, this stunt is costing me a fortune! 15 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:02,462 This is going to be the greatest 16 00:01:02,662 --> 00:01:05,198 sky diving sequence I have ever directed, P.G. 17 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:06,366 And your first. 18 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:08,268 We could have done it with models. 19 00:01:09,436 --> 00:01:12,205 Listen, remind me, I wanna pop up some 20 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:15,608 more laughs in that crucifixion scene, or more sex. 21 00:01:15,808 --> 00:01:17,877 Well, which is it gonna be? 22 00:01:18,077 --> 00:01:19,145 Uh, more sex. 23 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:21,080 It's cheaper. 24 00:01:22,549 --> 00:01:24,384 Susan, her chute's not opening! 25 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:26,052 Keep shooting. 26 00:01:33,326 --> 00:01:34,160 Cut. 27 00:01:49,075 --> 00:01:51,344 Oh, what a terrible thing. 28 00:01:51,544 --> 00:01:52,979 Holy shit. 29 00:01:53,179 --> 00:01:55,448 Thank God it was the last shot in the picture. 30 00:01:55,648 --> 00:01:57,350 Listen, P.G., I hate to bring this up 31 00:01:57,550 --> 00:01:59,085 at a time like this, but we're gonna need 32 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:00,520 another stunt girl for Queen of the Mob. 33 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:01,955 You know, we start shooting next Tuesday. 34 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:02,989 Don't worry! 35 00:02:03,189 --> 00:02:04,807 Listen, there are plenty of girls in Hollywood 36 00:02:05,007 --> 00:02:06,626 who would die at the chance to make a picture. 37 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:09,629 You know what I mean. 38 00:02:09,829 --> 00:02:11,314 Look, these kids are a dime a dozen! 39 00:02:11,514 --> 00:02:12,999 There's another one where she came from. 40 00:02:24,911 --> 00:02:27,447 ♪ The city lights are twinkling ♪ 41 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:30,033 ♪ The sun is slowly sinking 42 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:32,619 ♪ Shadows are getting long 43 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:34,988 ♪ Goodbye Today 44 00:02:35,188 --> 00:02:38,474 ♪ Here's tonight, and below me 45 00:02:38,674 --> 00:02:42,470 ♪ The neon signs are show me 46 00:02:42,670 --> 00:02:46,266 ♪ Indiana is so far far away 47 00:02:46,466 --> 00:02:49,802 ♪ Can I play that precious part ♪ 48 00:02:50,002 --> 00:02:52,455 ♪ In this world of fantasy 49 00:02:52,655 --> 00:02:54,908 ♪ Will I ever be a star? 50 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:58,011 ♪ Will the billboards shine for me? ♪ 51 00:02:58,211 --> 00:03:00,964 ♪ Hello cold and empty nights 52 00:03:01,164 --> 00:03:03,917 ♪ Hello long and uphill fights 53 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:06,753 ♪ Hello Hollywood 54 00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:18,264 ♪ When I was young the silver screen would show ♪ 55 00:03:18,464 --> 00:03:21,768 ♪ All those things that made a girls heart glow ♪ 56 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:26,172 ♪ As my heroes loved and died just for me ♪ 57 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:29,192 ♪ Did all the stars shine so bright ♪ 58 00:03:29,392 --> 00:03:33,204 ♪ Would a rainbow of guiding light ♪ 59 00:03:33,404 --> 00:03:37,216 ♪ Lead me to the doorstep of my dreams ♪ 60 00:03:38,685 --> 00:03:42,422 ♪ The highway to the stars is a rough and rocky road ♪ 61 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:46,559 ♪ By the side lay the careers of those ♪ 62 00:03:46,759 --> 00:03:49,295 ♪ Who couldn't pull their load 63 00:03:49,495 --> 00:03:52,164 ♪ Hello honest folks and fakes 64 00:03:52,364 --> 00:03:55,034 ♪ Hello good and bad mistakes 65 00:03:55,234 --> 00:03:57,837 ♪ Hello Hollywood 66 00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:09,415 ♪ Can I play that precious part ♪ 67 00:04:09,615 --> 00:04:12,118 ♪ In this world of fantasy 68 00:04:12,318 --> 00:04:14,621 ♪ Will I ever be a star? 69 00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:17,657 ♪ Will the billboards shine for me? ♪ 70 00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:20,626 ♪ Hello cold and empty nights 71 00:04:20,826 --> 00:04:23,596 ♪ Hello long and uphill fights 72 00:04:23,796 --> 00:04:26,432 ♪ Hello Hollywood 73 00:04:33,873 --> 00:04:35,708 It's a nudie picture with a $2000 budget. 74 00:04:35,908 --> 00:04:37,544 No script, a 10 hour shooting schedule, 75 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:40,046 and it opens in 22 cities at the end of the week. 76 00:04:40,246 --> 00:04:41,247 You want it or don't ya? 77 00:04:43,149 --> 00:04:44,384 Hold on. 78 00:04:44,584 --> 00:04:46,819 I sure hope you're sandwich girl, sweetheart. 79 00:04:47,019 --> 00:04:48,388 No, I'm Candy Hope. 80 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:49,338 Change it. 81 00:04:49,538 --> 00:04:50,089 Change what? 82 00:04:50,289 --> 00:04:51,440 You're name! 83 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:52,592 What for? 84 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:53,826 This is Hollywood, we change everything. 85 00:04:54,026 --> 00:04:54,861 We have to. 86 00:04:55,061 --> 00:04:56,829 Let's see, how about January Wednesday? 87 00:04:57,029 --> 00:04:58,798 No, you don't look like a Wednesday. 88 00:04:58,998 --> 00:04:59,866 I like my name. 89 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:01,000 I mean, most people call me by it all the time. 90 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:02,502 You ever do any belly dancing? 91 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:03,236 No. 92 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:04,504 High-wire work? 93 00:05:04,704 --> 00:05:05,472 No. 94 00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:06,439 Can you give a Swedish massage? 95 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:07,640 No. 96 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:08,875 You're an actress. 97 00:05:09,075 --> 00:05:10,543 Well you came to the right place, kid. 98 00:05:10,743 --> 00:05:11,544 Oh, did I? 99 00:05:11,744 --> 00:05:13,496 Sure, I know what you kids are up against. 100 00:05:13,696 --> 00:05:15,222 Can't get a job without being in the union, 101 00:05:15,422 --> 00:05:16,719 you can't get in the union without a job. 102 00:05:16,919 --> 00:05:18,269 Can't get an agent without experience, 103 00:05:18,469 --> 00:05:19,995 you can't get work without an agent. 104 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:21,721 Well you just got yourself an agent. 105 00:05:21,921 --> 00:05:23,256 Oh, Mr. Paisley, really? 106 00:05:24,691 --> 00:05:26,159 Yeah, now let me know as soon as you get yourself a job. 107 00:05:26,359 --> 00:05:27,327 Paisley. 108 00:05:27,527 --> 00:05:28,828 You got a what? 109 00:05:29,028 --> 00:05:30,496 A Mexican donkey act? 110 00:05:30,696 --> 00:05:32,165 It tap dances too? 111 00:05:33,032 --> 00:05:34,467 Okay, get your ass over here. 112 00:05:36,335 --> 00:05:37,504 You're still here? 113 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:39,439 Mr. Paisley, how do I get a job? 114 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:41,674 How should I know, I'm just an agent. 115 00:05:41,874 --> 00:05:43,076 Look, alright. 116 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:45,245 Walk around town, be seen. 117 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:47,430 Lana Turner was discovered in a drug store. 118 00:05:47,630 --> 00:05:49,415 Jean Harlow under the Santa Monica Pier. 119 00:05:49,615 --> 00:05:51,567 You mean all I have to do is walk out somewhere 120 00:05:51,767 --> 00:05:53,720 and someone's just gonna come up to me and? 121 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:54,721 Sure. 122 00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:56,523 This town is crawling with producers, 123 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:59,325 casting directors, little things, you know. 124 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:00,126 You come back in a couple days, 125 00:06:00,326 --> 00:06:00,927 let me know how you're doing. 126 00:06:01,794 --> 00:06:02,628 Paisley. 127 00:06:03,596 --> 00:06:04,397 What? 128 00:06:05,765 --> 00:06:08,367 Bimbo the Elephant is signing with another agent? 129 00:06:08,567 --> 00:06:09,569 For Christ's sakes, why? 130 00:06:11,070 --> 00:06:12,338 That was three years ago! 131 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:14,507 Doesn't that bum elephant ever forget anything? 132 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:44,070 Oh, excuse me. 133 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:45,572 No, no, go ahead. 134 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:47,640 No, go ahead, I was just gonna glance at the casting calls. 135 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:49,258 Oh, that's funny, so was I. 136 00:06:49,458 --> 00:06:50,677 You must be an actress. 137 00:06:50,877 --> 00:06:52,545 Well, I'm trying to be one. 138 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:54,180 That puts us in the same boat, 139 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:55,815 so let's read the same copy. 140 00:06:56,015 --> 00:06:57,483 Hi, my name is Duke. 141 00:06:57,683 --> 00:06:59,152 Hi, I'm Candy. 142 00:07:04,524 --> 00:07:07,493 There doesn't seem to be a whole lot in there, does there? 143 00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:08,594 There never is. 144 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:14,300 Hey, but you know, I'm doin' a film 145 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:17,069 and there's a part that would be perfect for you in it. 146 00:07:17,269 --> 00:07:18,371 Really? 147 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:20,439 Yeah, the director's a real good friend of mine, 148 00:07:20,639 --> 00:07:21,674 and it's a terrific part. 149 00:07:23,075 --> 00:07:25,144 It's kind of a modern day Bonnie and Clyde film. 150 00:07:26,512 --> 00:07:28,147 Ah, but nah, I guess it wouldn't work. 151 00:07:28,347 --> 00:07:28,981 Well, why not? 152 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,385 Well, it's a real low budget picture, 153 00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:33,686 you know what I mean? 154 00:07:33,886 --> 00:07:35,688 And they're gonna need a girl that can supply her own car, 155 00:07:35,888 --> 00:07:36,756 so I guess that let's you... 156 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:38,424 Oh, but I have a car, I have a car! 157 00:07:39,525 --> 00:07:40,526 Do ya? 158 00:07:40,726 --> 00:07:41,894 Yeah, this one right here. 159 00:07:42,094 --> 00:07:42,895 This is mine. 160 00:07:43,095 --> 00:07:44,430 Oh, do you think I could really get the part? 161 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:46,065 Kid, you're a shoe in! 162 00:07:48,534 --> 00:07:50,753 You know, it's just like Mr. Paisley said. 163 00:07:50,953 --> 00:07:53,172 One minute you're a nobody makin' the rounds... 164 00:07:53,372 --> 00:07:54,040 Stick 'em up! 165 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:56,442 Oh, you look scary, scary. 166 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,512 How do you think I look? 167 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:01,814 You look beautiful. 168 00:08:02,014 --> 00:08:03,149 Perfect! 169 00:08:03,349 --> 00:08:04,884 Now for the final touch. 170 00:08:05,084 --> 00:08:07,954 Oh, but I can't put this over my gorgeous makeup! 171 00:08:08,921 --> 00:08:10,523 My friend likes realism. 172 00:08:10,723 --> 00:08:11,958 If you're gonna be a getaway driver, 173 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:13,626 you have to wear a mask. 174 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:16,128 Oh, sure, of course, if the part demands it. 175 00:08:19,765 --> 00:08:22,034 Hey, Candy, this here's Rico. 176 00:08:22,234 --> 00:08:23,336 Hello! 177 00:08:23,536 --> 00:08:24,570 Pleased to meet ya. 178 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:28,374 Hey what are you guys doing down there, anyway? 179 00:08:28,574 --> 00:08:29,876 Realism, honey, realism. 180 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:33,079 Oh, this is my first film. 181 00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:35,181 I guess you guys have been in a lot, huh? 182 00:08:35,381 --> 00:08:36,482 Yeah, I've been in for 15 years. 183 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:39,452 What he means is we've been in the business a long time. 184 00:08:41,821 --> 00:08:43,522 Come on, come on, let's get a move on. 185 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:53,066 I'm so excited. 186 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:55,451 I mean, just coming out here from Indianapolis 187 00:08:55,651 --> 00:08:57,837 and getting a real part in a movie just like that. 188 00:08:58,037 --> 00:09:00,006 Oh, Los Angeles is such a wonderful place. 189 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:01,741 Uh-huh. 190 00:09:01,941 --> 00:09:02,975 There it is. 191 00:09:03,175 --> 00:09:04,627 Just pull up to the bank and wait. 192 00:09:04,827 --> 00:09:06,279 But, um, I don't see the camera. 193 00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:07,296 That's the point. 194 00:09:07,496 --> 00:09:08,114 It's a hidden camera. 195 00:09:08,314 --> 00:09:09,515 Mary McQueen and Bimbo, 196 00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:12,001 together again in Elephant Girls in Bondage. 197 00:09:12,201 --> 00:09:14,487 Industrial waste turned her from a youth leader 198 00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:16,622 into a rampaging rogue elephant! 199 00:09:16,822 --> 00:09:17,857 Look out! 200 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:19,191 An elephant movie you'll never forget, 201 00:09:19,391 --> 00:09:20,760 says Ron Kline, Long Park Times. 202 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,829 Break her into giant chunks, says Pierre Gonlove. 203 00:09:24,029 --> 00:09:25,965 Elephant Girls in Bondage. 204 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:34,473 Was that the first take? 205 00:09:34,673 --> 00:09:35,108 Huh? 206 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:36,209 Oh yeah, yeah, let's go. 207 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,277 But what about my close up? 208 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:41,380 What kinda movie is this? 209 00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:43,032 Okay now, peel out. 210 00:09:43,232 --> 00:09:44,684 Okay, okay, geez. 211 00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:57,196 Cop on our tail. 212 00:09:57,396 --> 00:09:58,030 Lose him. 213 00:10:12,411 --> 00:10:13,245 Not bad. 214 00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:15,181 Okay, pull off the road. 215 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,585 Oh, where are we? 216 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:20,720 Where do I go? 217 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,255 Anywhere, I don't care. 218 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,690 Just stop before you kill us. 219 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,661 Okay, I'll split the loot and meet ya at the motel. 220 00:10:28,861 --> 00:10:29,662 Okay, sure. 221 00:10:31,063 --> 00:10:32,632 Oh, look, I don't mind walking, you know, 222 00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:35,134 if you wanna let me out here. 223 00:10:35,334 --> 00:10:37,403 Hey, that sucker took the loot! 224 00:10:37,603 --> 00:10:38,971 What? 225 00:10:40,072 --> 00:10:41,540 Come on, get going. 226 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:08,667 Is this the end of Rico? 227 00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:25,317 Just ram right through 'em. 228 00:11:25,517 --> 00:11:26,152 What? 229 00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:33,559 Ooh! 230 00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:43,603 I'll be damned, we lost them. 231 00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:45,304 You know, you might have a future in this... 232 00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:00,853 Well, maybe you learned yourself an important lesson. 233 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:01,821 You bet. 234 00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:03,923 Don't trust strangers in this town. 235 00:12:04,123 --> 00:12:05,224 Wrong! 236 00:12:05,424 --> 00:12:07,393 You don't take a job unless you check with your agent. 237 00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:09,262 I would have got you a cut of the take, at least. 238 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:12,064 I feel lucky just to be alive and sitting here, right now! 239 00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:13,332 Alive? 240 00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:15,568 Hey, maybe we can turn this into something good, like a job. 241 00:12:18,637 --> 00:12:19,472 Hello. 242 00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:24,443 You want an Amazon girl and a giant python. 243 00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:25,244 Hold on a sec. 244 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:31,918 Hey. 245 00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:33,085 How tall are you? 246 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:35,504 Uh, 5'4". 247 00:12:35,704 --> 00:12:36,956 Ah. 248 00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:40,292 Hey listen, I ain't got one, but I got a midget lady 249 00:12:40,492 --> 00:12:42,328 who does a great act with a worm. 250 00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:43,696 Right! 251 00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:46,365 Hang on, shorty, I'm still working for you. 252 00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:47,366 Stay away from my hamburger. 253 00:12:50,402 --> 00:12:52,004 P.G., Paisley. 254 00:12:53,405 --> 00:12:56,242 Yeah, hey you still looking for a stunt girl? 255 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:59,612 Well I just happen to have the greatest little 256 00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:01,981 stunt driver in town sitting right opposite me. 257 00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:03,749 Right, I'll send her right over. 258 00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:05,918 You're all set. 259 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,019 A stunt driver? 260 00:13:07,219 --> 00:13:07,920 Look, I can't do... 261 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,889 Hey, hey, you do just what you did yesterday. 262 00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:11,223 Forget it's a movie. 263 00:13:11,423 --> 00:13:12,107 A movie? 264 00:13:12,307 --> 00:13:12,792 Yeah. 265 00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:14,026 That was P.G., Miracle Pictures. 266 00:13:14,226 --> 00:13:15,961 They had a little accident on the set 267 00:13:16,161 --> 00:13:17,697 and they need a replacement in a hurry. 268 00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:19,165 Do you think that it could lead to a real part? 269 00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:20,533 I mean, a real, real part? 270 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:21,701 They make a picture a week. 271 00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:23,219 You do well, you're working steady. 272 00:13:23,419 --> 00:13:24,737 Okay, I'll try it, I'll try it. 273 00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:25,805 That's my girl. 274 00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:27,072 Hey, this is where they're shooting. 275 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:33,946 Take the LaPointe off-ramp, the Slawson cut-off, 276 00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:37,049 hang a right at Big Boy's, and it's under the underpass. 277 00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:38,284 Good luck, kid. 278 00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:41,687 Here, wrap yourself around a burger. 279 00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:43,022 Wanna bite, no? 280 00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:43,856 It's good. 281 00:13:56,368 --> 00:13:58,003 Uh, excuse me? 282 00:13:58,203 --> 00:13:58,771 Mhmm? 283 00:13:58,971 --> 00:14:00,472 Is this Miracle Pictures? 284 00:14:00,672 --> 00:14:01,407 Sure is. 285 00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:02,942 If it's a good picture, it's a miracle. 286 00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:04,810 It's a gonna be a miracle if I can write this scene. 287 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,078 They have me writing this scene 288 00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:07,146 about this guy and this girl, 289 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,248 they meet, they've never seen each other before, 290 00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:10,983 and bingo, bango, they're in love. 291 00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:16,371 Hello, I'm Patrick. 292 00:14:16,571 --> 00:14:17,923 Can I help you? 293 00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:19,392 Yeah hi, I'm Candy. 294 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,427 Walter Paisley sent me over from his office. 295 00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:23,963 Oh, you want Erich, our director. 296 00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:25,264 Come on. 297 00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:26,432 Want a souvenir? 298 00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:27,266 Yeah! 299 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,743 I'm concerned about the way this scene's been going. 300 00:14:37,943 --> 00:14:38,811 Something is working there, 301 00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:40,746 but a lot of the meaning is going out the window. 302 00:14:40,946 --> 00:14:43,298 I want this line to express the whole thing. 303 00:14:43,498 --> 00:14:45,851 A childhood of lonely days and hungry nights, 304 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,620 of breadlines and soup kitchens, 305 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,689 and a little girl's broken, pathetic, dreams. 306 00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:51,757 Let's hear it. 307 00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:55,494 Your money or your life. 308 00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:56,395 No, no, no. 309 00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:58,297 Your money or your life. 310 00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:00,466 Your money or your life. 311 00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:01,534 No, no. 312 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:02,668 Feeling, Mary, your money or your life. 313 00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:03,702 Your money or your life. 314 00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:04,437 Terrible, Mary... 315 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:05,788 Your money or your life! 316 00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:06,939 Magnificent, wonderful! 317 00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:09,408 Erich, Erich, this is Candy. 318 00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:10,409 Paisley sent her. 319 00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:12,144 Ah, the new stunt girl, terrific. 320 00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:13,879 No, actually, I'm an actress. 321 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,214 An actress, oh my. 322 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,032 Is that your portfolio? 323 00:15:17,232 --> 00:15:18,851 Lighten up, Mary. 324 00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:20,152 Hey P.G.! 325 00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:22,655 All the girls are here to audition for the nude scene. 326 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,310 No time to strip, time is money! 327 00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:07,299 Scotty, where's my casting couch? 328 00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:08,400 Uh, in the truck. 329 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:09,301 In the truck. 330 00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:11,704 Okay, you and you, come with me. 331 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:15,274 The rest of you stick there, I'll be right back. 332 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,042 Scotty, keep 'em wet. 333 00:16:17,242 --> 00:16:17,876 Yeah. 334 00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:42,534 Now let me tell you about this scene, it's very simple. 335 00:16:42,734 --> 00:16:45,104 You get into the Model T, you drive down the road, 336 00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:47,239 up the ramp, flip over, and crash. 337 00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:49,308 Ah, nothing to it. 338 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,210 Now the hard part, your motivation. 339 00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:53,579 In this scene, your motivation is to be... 340 00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:54,680 To stay alive. 341 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,982 We buried our last stunt girl on Saturday. 342 00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:00,052 Good luck, sweetheart. 343 00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:01,020 You nervous? 344 00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:02,955 I'm very nervous, woo. 345 00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:04,223 You'll do fine. 346 00:17:05,657 --> 00:17:06,492 Break a leg! 347 00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:08,928 I didn't mean that. 348 00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:13,098 Alright, Candy, Scotty, ready and action! 349 00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:33,919 I did the same stunt in Machine Gun Molly, 350 00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:35,270 it's really very simple. 351 00:17:35,470 --> 00:17:36,663 You're a real pro! 352 00:17:36,863 --> 00:17:37,977 Been at it long? 353 00:17:38,177 --> 00:17:39,091 Are you kidding? 354 00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:40,926 I have never driven a car in front of film 355 00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:42,361 or anything before in my whole life. 356 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:43,362 You're kidding? 357 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:44,930 You mean you're a stranger to the charms 358 00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:45,997 of Southern California? 359 00:17:46,197 --> 00:17:46,865 The charms? 360 00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:47,800 The charms, totally. 361 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,935 This is a fantasy come true! 362 00:17:50,135 --> 00:17:52,971 Hey, how would you like to be swept off your feet? 363 00:17:53,171 --> 00:17:55,107 Introduced to good food, thrilling music, 364 00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:56,742 and fascinating people? 365 00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:58,377 I'm at your service. 366 00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:23,622 Rip her heart out! 367 00:20:29,294 --> 00:20:30,996 Boy, anybody'd think you didn't like 368 00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:32,664 being a roller derby star. 369 00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:35,501 Shit, Jill, my body's just one big bruise. 370 00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:38,070 I know a lot of guys who dig that look. 371 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,989 Every time I shack up with a guy 372 00:20:41,189 --> 00:20:42,574 he wants to call an ambulance. 373 00:20:42,774 --> 00:20:44,476 If I don't make the move now I'm gonna end up going 374 00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:46,645 around in circles for the rest of my life. 375 00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:48,013 Make the move to what? 376 00:20:48,213 --> 00:20:49,748 Well, I've been thinkin' 377 00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:51,366 about your racket, movies. 378 00:20:51,566 --> 00:20:52,785 You know anything about it? 379 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,319 No, but what'd you know when you got started? 380 00:20:54,519 --> 00:20:57,189 Not much, you don't need to know much being an extra. 381 00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:00,058 Except how to screw around and spend money, 382 00:21:00,258 --> 00:21:01,360 and that's what it's all about. 383 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,730 Okay, well then the way I figure it's just another fake. 384 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,264 I mean, I've been throwing derby's for years, 385 00:21:06,464 --> 00:21:07,332 and I'm not in jail yet. 386 00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:09,501 I already deserve an academy award. 387 00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:12,237 Okay, so I'll introduce you to my agent. 388 00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:13,505 Great, that's all I need. 389 00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:16,141 Then it's just a matter of me ballin' my way to the top. 390 00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:19,161 I mean, you know, swimming pools, 391 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,946 and fancy clothes, and fast cars. 392 00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:23,715 Then I'd be a really Hollywood genuine star. 393 00:21:24,716 --> 00:21:26,351 Can I have your autograph? 394 00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:27,352 Sure, kid. 395 00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:28,286 What's your name? 396 00:21:28,486 --> 00:21:29,021 David. 397 00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:30,055 Okay, David. 398 00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:33,459 There you go. 399 00:21:33,659 --> 00:21:36,828 Here's what I think of the Avengers. 400 00:21:39,731 --> 00:21:42,668 I could sure dig meeting a better class of people. 401 00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:46,905 A bearded lady? 402 00:21:47,105 --> 00:21:47,706 Hold on. 403 00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:03,955 Bruno, you still sportin' whiskers? 404 00:22:04,155 --> 00:22:05,023 Good. 405 00:22:05,223 --> 00:22:06,591 Get yourself down to Ferg's of Hollywood, 406 00:22:06,791 --> 00:22:08,393 buy yourself a pair of tits. 407 00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:10,662 You're on! 408 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:15,968 Hold on, Harry. 409 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,036 Girls, I called you all here 410 00:22:18,236 --> 00:22:20,672 to offer you a glorious opportunity. 411 00:22:20,872 --> 00:22:21,874 Look out. 412 00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:23,976 It is not only a paid vacation to a tropical paradise, 413 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,078 it is not only leading roles in a major motion picture... 414 00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:28,914 It's a way for Walter to make an extra buck. 415 00:22:29,114 --> 00:22:30,632 It is Machete Maidens of Mora Tau, 416 00:22:30,832 --> 00:22:32,342 Miracle Pictures new super spectacle 417 00:22:32,542 --> 00:22:33,852 shot entirely in the Philippines! 418 00:22:34,052 --> 00:22:36,221 It's a great script, feel how much that weighs, huh, huh? 419 00:22:36,421 --> 00:22:38,290 I did this picture already, three times. 420 00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:39,525 Sorry, Walter. 421 00:22:39,725 --> 00:22:41,827 Oh, there's a dedicated girl. 422 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,429 Walter, if it's a part, I mean a part part, 423 00:22:44,629 --> 00:22:47,132 I will go anywhere for a part. 424 00:22:47,332 --> 00:22:48,467 Shit, I'll go. 425 00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:50,335 I've never been out of the country except Tijuana. 426 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,204 If you go, I'll go. 427 00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:53,221 Let's do it. 428 00:22:53,421 --> 00:22:54,039 Great! 429 00:22:54,239 --> 00:22:55,474 Well, that's three of you. 430 00:22:57,976 --> 00:23:01,613 Uh, Candy, you can play Mary's part, that's the lead. 431 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,484 Okay, Walter, where's the ticket. 432 00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:12,557 All set. 433 00:23:25,937 --> 00:23:27,406 Jesus, where are we? 434 00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:29,274 Ouch! 435 00:23:29,474 --> 00:23:30,876 God dammit, I'm infested! 436 00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:35,447 Tropical paradise, I'm gonna ring fucking Paisley's neck. 437 00:23:36,715 --> 00:23:38,583 Feels like summer in Atlantic City. 438 00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:43,789 Wow, what a big bug! 439 00:23:43,989 --> 00:23:44,990 Bug, where, where, where? 440 00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:46,191 Is it on me, is it on me? 441 00:23:46,391 --> 00:23:47,025 Where? 442 00:23:50,829 --> 00:23:51,663 Oh. 443 00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:05,744 Cut! 444 00:24:07,212 --> 00:24:10,182 Well, you ruined the shot, but at least you're here. 445 00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:20,959 Scotty. 446 00:24:22,828 --> 00:24:24,629 You're just in time for your first shot. 447 00:24:24,829 --> 00:24:25,897 Oh, what do we do? 448 00:24:26,097 --> 00:24:28,100 Oh, it's a delightful scene. 449 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:33,138 You four girls massacre 300 Asiatic soldiers. 450 00:24:34,539 --> 00:24:37,225 Now your motivation, very important, 451 00:24:37,425 --> 00:24:40,111 is to massacre 300 Asiatic soldiers. 452 00:24:43,248 --> 00:24:44,182 Explosions! 453 00:25:24,623 --> 00:25:26,358 Dull, dull, dull! 454 00:25:26,558 --> 00:25:28,293 I want action! 455 00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:34,459 Scotty, the blood looks phony. 456 00:27:18,837 --> 00:27:21,039 Alright, break for lunch! 457 00:27:37,055 --> 00:27:38,323 What? 458 00:27:38,523 --> 00:27:41,426 It's the same old plot, of course it's boring! 459 00:27:41,626 --> 00:27:43,661 Erich, think of the dramatic realism 460 00:27:43,861 --> 00:27:45,897 if Candy, Bobbi, and Jill's characters 461 00:27:46,097 --> 00:27:47,165 get killed off in the third reel. 462 00:27:47,365 --> 00:27:49,934 First the audience feels lost, and then they feel anger, 463 00:27:50,134 --> 00:27:51,603 and then they feel hatred, real hatred. 464 00:27:51,803 --> 00:27:53,688 I don't know, Mary, it sounds a little far... 465 00:27:53,888 --> 00:27:55,774 It's me left alone, the desperate woman bit. 466 00:27:55,974 --> 00:27:57,175 Now Erich, you know that I am 467 00:27:57,375 --> 00:27:58,376 not angling for a larger part. 468 00:27:58,576 --> 00:27:59,878 That's the furthest thing from my mind. 469 00:28:00,078 --> 00:28:03,081 I'm thinking of the emotion, me against the jungle, 470 00:28:03,281 --> 00:28:04,449 me against the sadistic natives, 471 00:28:04,649 --> 00:28:07,919 me against the quicksand, the flowers, the banana. 472 00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:10,188 Mary, Mary, that's just silly. 473 00:28:10,388 --> 00:28:12,090 It's not silly, it's the human condition! 474 00:28:12,290 --> 00:28:15,460 Mary, this is not a film about the human condition. 475 00:28:15,660 --> 00:28:16,728 This is a film about tits and ass. 476 00:28:16,928 --> 00:28:18,730 Erich, when are you gonna realize that I am... 477 00:28:18,930 --> 00:28:21,900 It sounds like Mary is cooking up a re-write for you. 478 00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:24,469 She tries that stunt every film. 479 00:28:24,669 --> 00:28:25,737 But what the hell. 480 00:28:25,937 --> 00:28:28,723 I mean, when they gave me this assignment two weeks ago 481 00:28:28,923 --> 00:28:31,709 it was about Eskimo women battling dinosaurs in Alaska. 482 00:28:32,777 --> 00:28:34,112 Yeah, so what happened? 483 00:28:34,312 --> 00:28:36,047 Well, they couldn't get any young maidens 484 00:28:36,247 --> 00:28:37,982 to freeze their tits off at 20 below! 485 00:28:40,018 --> 00:28:41,686 You know, you're not born with dedication 486 00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:43,538 and discipline, you have to learn it. 487 00:28:43,738 --> 00:28:45,190 Fucking saddled with fucking amateurs. 488 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:47,125 Ready for the scene where the dogs chase Mary, boss. 489 00:28:47,325 --> 00:28:48,476 Yeah, yeah, bring 'em in. 490 00:28:48,676 --> 00:28:49,628 Now, wait a minute! 491 00:28:49,828 --> 00:28:50,795 I wanna meet the dogs and I want the dog biscuits. 492 00:28:50,995 --> 00:28:52,396 You wanna meet the dogs? 493 00:28:52,596 --> 00:28:53,998 - Yes. - Dog biscuits. 494 00:28:56,801 --> 00:28:59,537 There is mommy's cutesy itsy bitsy babies. 495 00:28:59,737 --> 00:29:00,538 Come on, honey, come on... 496 00:29:03,875 --> 00:29:04,609 You're crazy. 497 00:29:04,809 --> 00:29:05,844 You're crazy if you think I'm 498 00:29:06,044 --> 00:29:07,328 getting near those viscous beasts. 499 00:29:07,528 --> 00:29:08,613 What, your itty witty babies? 500 00:29:08,813 --> 00:29:10,815 Yes, what about your professionalism, 501 00:29:11,015 --> 00:29:13,084 what about your dedication, what about your discipline? 502 00:29:13,284 --> 00:29:14,953 Blow it out your ass! 503 00:29:17,956 --> 00:29:21,159 Now Candy, this scene is an actress' dream. 504 00:29:21,359 --> 00:29:25,530 You get raped by five lust crazed rebel soldiers. 505 00:29:25,730 --> 00:29:29,701 You struggle, scratch, you fight, to no avail. 506 00:29:29,901 --> 00:29:34,906 It'll be the most sensual scene of sexual depravity 507 00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:37,675 ever to be seen on the screen. 508 00:29:40,145 --> 00:29:42,046 And we have to get it all in one take. 509 00:29:43,548 --> 00:29:44,382 Ready? 510 00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:48,720 Action. 511 00:29:54,359 --> 00:29:55,527 Soldiers, more action. 512 00:29:57,729 --> 00:29:59,330 That's it, more passion. 513 00:30:00,532 --> 00:30:02,700 Candy dear, this is a rape, not a gang-bang. 514 00:30:02,900 --> 00:30:04,135 Ow, stop! 515 00:30:04,335 --> 00:30:05,370 No teeth! 516 00:30:05,570 --> 00:30:06,354 More excitement. 517 00:30:06,554 --> 00:30:07,138 No! 518 00:30:07,338 --> 00:30:09,841 Good, nice, more of that. 519 00:30:16,814 --> 00:30:17,916 Okay, I think we've got it. 520 00:30:18,116 --> 00:30:18,917 Cut. 521 00:30:20,351 --> 00:30:21,553 Cut! 522 00:30:24,422 --> 00:30:25,557 Boys, cut. 523 00:30:26,758 --> 00:30:27,559 - Get outta there! - Enough guys. 524 00:30:27,759 --> 00:30:28,560 Get off the star! 525 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:29,327 - Fellas, please, cut. - Get off of her! 526 00:30:30,161 --> 00:30:30,795 Oh, Candy. 527 00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:32,397 Get off the star! 528 00:30:33,264 --> 00:30:35,266 Nobody listens to me. 529 00:30:41,206 --> 00:30:43,441 Now Bobbi, this is your big moment. 530 00:30:43,641 --> 00:30:47,178 You have the line that sums up the entire inner meaning, 531 00:30:47,378 --> 00:30:49,380 the core, the essence of the entire film. 532 00:30:49,580 --> 00:30:50,615 Are you ready? 533 00:30:51,649 --> 00:30:53,117 Alright, action. 534 00:30:56,154 --> 00:30:58,256 Now get it up, or I'll cut it off! 535 00:31:01,159 --> 00:31:02,193 Cut! 536 00:31:02,393 --> 00:31:03,528 Fantastic! 537 00:31:04,662 --> 00:31:06,497 Oh, such realism, such feeling! 538 00:31:06,697 --> 00:31:08,632 This is gonna be my best picture 539 00:31:08,832 --> 00:31:10,417 since Bad Girls in Boystown! 540 00:31:10,617 --> 00:31:12,203 Geez, did you do that? 541 00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:16,017 Well if I didn't feel like a real 542 00:32:16,217 --> 00:32:18,136 Hollywood type before, I do now. 543 00:32:18,336 --> 00:32:19,737 Kinda cozy, isn't it? 544 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:22,840 Was anybody sleepy? 545 00:32:24,008 --> 00:32:26,444 Or shall we have a three way career conference? 546 00:32:39,324 --> 00:32:41,125 I'm gonna make you a big star, baby. 547 00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:42,794 And you too. 548 00:32:44,228 --> 00:32:45,997 A big, big, big star. 549 00:33:01,579 --> 00:33:04,015 Well, the game plan's working. 550 00:33:04,215 --> 00:33:07,218 G.P. already offered me a part in his next film. 551 00:33:07,418 --> 00:33:08,469 P.G., not G.P. 552 00:33:08,669 --> 00:33:09,721 Whatever. 553 00:33:10,922 --> 00:33:12,924 You gave him quite an audition last night. 554 00:33:13,124 --> 00:33:13,958 Well, it's the sort of part 555 00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:16,761 I can really sink my teeth into. 556 00:33:16,961 --> 00:33:18,062 I don't know. 557 00:33:18,262 --> 00:33:19,797 I mean, do you really think that's how you become a star? 558 00:33:19,997 --> 00:33:21,766 Look, I'm not gonna be in P.G.'s 559 00:33:21,966 --> 00:33:23,535 home movies the rest of my life. 560 00:33:23,735 --> 00:33:26,170 This is sort of just a temporary layover, 561 00:33:26,370 --> 00:33:27,238 if you get the drift. 562 00:33:28,072 --> 00:33:29,807 No, I don't know. 563 00:33:30,007 --> 00:33:32,844 They never told me about any of that stuff in drama school. 564 00:33:33,044 --> 00:33:35,046 Look, movie guys are all the same. 565 00:33:35,246 --> 00:33:36,931 All they care about are tits and ass. 566 00:33:37,131 --> 00:33:38,816 So what are we, actresses or hookers? 567 00:33:39,016 --> 00:33:40,118 I mean, really, geez! 568 00:33:40,318 --> 00:33:42,620 I don't give a damn what I am as long as I'm a star. 569 00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:44,889 Doin' it with one guy is great, 570 00:33:45,089 --> 00:33:47,908 but when the whole world is watching it's such a rush! 571 00:33:48,108 --> 00:33:50,928 I want guys lying away at night thinking about me. 572 00:33:51,128 --> 00:33:52,497 Guys I don't even know. 573 00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:55,533 Yeah, well now that's like being a star. 574 00:34:00,338 --> 00:34:01,806 Get outta here, you creep! 575 00:34:03,441 --> 00:34:05,676 If they wanna see it, let 'em buy a ticket. 576 00:34:06,577 --> 00:34:07,812 Alright, one more time. 577 00:34:08,946 --> 00:34:10,648 And action! 578 00:34:10,848 --> 00:34:13,651 Come on, big boy, help me get away. 579 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,370 I'll be good to you. 580 00:34:16,570 --> 00:34:18,022 I know how to treat man. 581 00:34:18,222 --> 00:34:19,991 I'm in heat and I'm horny as hell! 582 00:34:23,161 --> 00:34:24,162 Got the bastard. 583 00:34:24,362 --> 00:34:25,463 Cut, that's not in the script! 584 00:34:25,663 --> 00:34:27,565 Fuck the script, I'm being eaten alive here! 585 00:34:27,765 --> 00:34:29,033 Scotty, would you do something about these bugs? 586 00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:30,068 Working on it, boss! 587 00:34:30,268 --> 00:34:31,536 Alright, let's try it again. 588 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:33,671 Rolling, speed, scene six take two. 589 00:34:33,871 --> 00:34:35,106 And action! 590 00:34:35,306 --> 00:34:39,010 Come on, big boy, help me get away. 591 00:34:39,210 --> 00:34:40,411 I'll be good to you. 592 00:34:40,611 --> 00:34:41,613 Cut, cut! 593 00:34:41,813 --> 00:34:43,815 Scotty, would you get the hell outta there! 594 00:34:44,015 --> 00:34:45,250 Jesus, go set up the next shot. 595 00:34:45,450 --> 00:34:48,119 Put the jewel encrusted Buddha on the sacrificial altar. 596 00:34:48,319 --> 00:34:50,338 Rolling, speed, take three. 597 00:34:50,538 --> 00:34:52,357 Alright, and action. 598 00:34:52,557 --> 00:34:56,093 Come on, handsome, help me to escape. 599 00:34:56,293 --> 00:34:57,161 I'll be good to you. 600 00:34:58,162 --> 00:34:58,796 Cut! 601 00:34:58,996 --> 00:35:00,331 God dammit, Scotty! 602 00:35:00,531 --> 00:35:03,868 Excuse me while I write Buddha out of the picture. 603 00:35:04,068 --> 00:35:05,670 That does it, that is the last straw! 604 00:35:05,870 --> 00:35:07,805 P.G., we've got to fire Scotty! 605 00:35:08,005 --> 00:35:08,740 What? 606 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:10,074 Look, his clumsiness is saving us 607 00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:12,176 from shooting 15 pages of each script. 608 00:35:12,376 --> 00:35:13,711 He's saving me a fortune! 609 00:35:13,911 --> 00:35:15,046 Fire him, I'll fire you. 610 00:35:15,246 --> 00:35:16,281 It's lack of concentration. 611 00:35:16,481 --> 00:35:18,099 If you had a professional actress 612 00:35:18,299 --> 00:35:19,942 instead of some professional slut, 613 00:35:20,142 --> 00:35:22,332 a bunch of flies wouldn't bother her! 614 00:35:22,532 --> 00:35:24,244 Lay off, Mary, Jill's a friend of mine. 615 00:35:24,444 --> 00:35:25,984 You know, you starlets are all alike. 616 00:35:26,184 --> 00:35:27,725 You get your boobs in front of the camera 617 00:35:27,925 --> 00:35:29,477 and you're ready to jump into 618 00:35:29,677 --> 00:35:31,029 the cement at Grauman's Chinese. 619 00:35:31,229 --> 00:35:34,765 Listen, Miss Garbo, I saw you in Brain from Planet X, 620 00:35:34,965 --> 00:35:35,833 and the only way you'll ever get 621 00:35:36,033 --> 00:35:37,568 your footprints in front of Grauman's 622 00:35:37,768 --> 00:35:38,919 is if you're sitting on the curb 623 00:35:39,119 --> 00:35:40,071 and a bus runs over your feet! 624 00:35:40,271 --> 00:35:41,973 How 'bout my foot in your mouth, honey? 625 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:56,153 Actresses, I hate them. 626 00:35:56,353 --> 00:35:56,988 You're cattle! 627 00:35:58,389 --> 00:36:01,125 You put me behind schedule, you ruin my atmosphere, 628 00:36:01,325 --> 00:36:02,226 you drive me crazy! 629 00:36:03,394 --> 00:36:07,532 But my films, my films will outlive all of you. 630 00:37:14,432 --> 00:37:15,767 Cut! 631 00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:16,951 Terrific! 632 00:37:17,151 --> 00:37:17,935 Fabulous! 633 00:37:18,135 --> 00:37:19,737 Jill, what a performance. 634 00:37:19,937 --> 00:37:21,339 That look, that realism. 635 00:37:21,539 --> 00:37:24,241 Total reality, Jill, you, Jill? 636 00:37:24,441 --> 00:37:24,876 Jill? 637 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:26,611 She's dead, for real! 638 00:37:26,811 --> 00:37:29,513 My God, this is terrible, this is tragedy! 639 00:37:29,713 --> 00:37:31,149 How am I going to get my close up? 640 00:37:31,349 --> 00:37:35,219 Your close up, is that all you care about? 641 00:37:35,419 --> 00:37:37,171 You're right, this should make 642 00:37:37,371 --> 00:37:38,923 us all ponder deeper questions. 643 00:37:39,123 --> 00:37:42,360 Art and reality, where does one end and the other begin? 644 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:44,795 Oh, for Christ's sake, Erich. 645 00:37:46,030 --> 00:37:47,798 Isn't anyone gonna call the cops? 646 00:37:49,066 --> 00:37:52,036 Honey, this is the Philippines, there are no cops. 647 00:37:53,004 --> 00:37:54,572 It wouldn't do any good, baby. 648 00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:55,706 I mean, everybody was running around 649 00:37:55,906 --> 00:37:57,008 firing like mad, you know? 650 00:37:58,009 --> 00:37:59,043 He's right. 651 00:37:59,243 --> 00:38:01,078 The bullet could have come from anywhere. 652 00:38:02,246 --> 00:38:05,316 I've never seen anyone dead before. 653 00:38:09,053 --> 00:38:11,188 Well, might as well pack up. 654 00:38:11,388 --> 00:38:12,222 Scotty, cut the lights. 655 00:38:12,422 --> 00:38:13,257 Working on it! 656 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,997 It's one of those terrible accidents. 657 00:38:20,197 --> 00:38:21,565 You mean, another one! 658 00:38:25,569 --> 00:38:26,570 Let it out. 659 00:39:31,469 --> 00:39:32,303 Hi! 660 00:39:33,471 --> 00:39:34,505 Hi, Walter! 661 00:39:34,705 --> 00:39:36,040 Well, you all ready for the big day? 662 00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:38,175 I'm ready, I'm willing, I'm so nervous! 663 00:39:38,375 --> 00:39:39,477 Well, listen, that's natural. 664 00:39:39,677 --> 00:39:40,878 World premiere, your first picture, it's only natural. 665 00:39:41,078 --> 00:39:42,496 Come on, climb in. 666 00:39:42,696 --> 00:39:44,115 No, no, no, climb in. 667 00:39:44,315 --> 00:39:44,949 Oh, oh. 668 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,322 Walter, wait a minute! 669 00:39:52,423 --> 00:39:54,025 Wow, Walter, what a neat car. 670 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:55,893 Yeah, it's a Rolls Canardly. 671 00:39:56,093 --> 00:39:57,562 A Rolls Canardly? 672 00:39:57,762 --> 00:39:58,963 Yeah, it rolls down one hill 673 00:39:59,163 --> 00:40:00,364 and can hardly get up the next! 674 00:40:00,564 --> 00:40:02,666 Walter. 675 00:40:07,772 --> 00:40:10,775 Walter, you sure you know where this place is? 676 00:40:10,975 --> 00:40:12,343 Are you kidding? 677 00:40:12,543 --> 00:40:14,645 My favorite client's world premiere? 678 00:40:14,845 --> 00:40:16,380 Let's see, it's the Hollywood Freeway north 679 00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:18,682 to the Ventura Freeway west, through the Calabasas cutoff, 680 00:40:18,882 --> 00:40:20,084 to the San Diego Freeway south, 681 00:40:20,284 --> 00:40:23,554 to the Santa Monica Freeway east, and there you are. 682 00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:25,223 Where are you? 683 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:27,458 On the Pasadena Freeway, where else? 684 00:40:27,658 --> 00:40:29,593 I thought it was a left at the Tarzana turnoff? 685 00:40:29,793 --> 00:40:31,729 Left or right, what's the difference? 686 00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:32,663 We're lost! 687 00:40:32,863 --> 00:40:34,198 Walter! 688 00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:31,105 What did I tell ya, there it is! 689 00:41:31,305 --> 00:41:32,990 World Premiere, huh? 690 00:41:33,190 --> 00:41:36,227 Okay, so it played three days in Manila. 691 00:42:02,887 --> 00:42:05,956 Okay, sit tight, I'll have this thing together in a jiffy. 692 00:42:11,128 --> 00:42:14,832 Hey, that's Boris Karloff. 693 00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:22,589 He now refuses to leave. 694 00:42:22,789 --> 00:42:24,308 Isn't that kid terrific? 695 00:42:24,508 --> 00:42:25,943 Walter, that's you! 696 00:42:27,811 --> 00:42:29,313 Yeah, I used to be an actor. 697 00:42:30,881 --> 00:42:31,982 Not bad, huh? 698 00:42:32,883 --> 00:42:34,552 Why'd you give it up? 699 00:42:34,752 --> 00:42:37,037 Well you know, I had a lousy agent. 700 00:42:37,237 --> 00:42:39,323 How do you know what harm he plans? 701 00:42:39,523 --> 00:42:41,325 Do you want him wandering around the castle? 702 00:42:41,525 --> 00:42:42,726 Do you want him down in the crypt? 703 00:42:42,926 --> 00:42:43,761 Enough. 704 00:42:43,961 --> 00:42:46,330 The crypt is no concern of yours. 705 00:42:49,133 --> 00:42:52,303 Walter, Walter, shit, you coulda been somebody, really. 706 00:42:52,503 --> 00:42:53,904 I coulda been a contender. 707 00:43:01,011 --> 00:43:03,881 Walter, that wasn't a sad movie. 708 00:43:04,081 --> 00:43:05,499 There must have been 50 people up there 709 00:43:05,699 --> 00:43:07,117 and I didn't have 10% of any of 'em, 710 00:43:07,317 --> 00:43:08,419 that's a sad movie. 711 00:43:09,887 --> 00:43:11,555 It's intermission time. 712 00:43:11,755 --> 00:43:14,825 Time for that scrumptious array of tasty treats 713 00:43:15,025 --> 00:43:17,628 waiting for you at the snack bar, 714 00:43:17,828 --> 00:43:19,029 where the popcorn's poppin', 715 00:43:22,866 --> 00:43:24,534 the cold drinks are sparkling... 716 00:43:24,734 --> 00:43:26,203 You know you guys, I really feel 717 00:43:26,403 --> 00:43:28,138 like I could really use a drink right now. 718 00:43:28,338 --> 00:43:30,574 Hey, that's why you got an agent. 719 00:43:32,142 --> 00:43:33,710 I've been to hundreds of these premiere things 720 00:43:33,910 --> 00:43:35,479 with my clients and I always come prepared. 721 00:43:35,679 --> 00:43:38,048 Oh, Walter, you are a saint. 722 00:43:38,248 --> 00:43:38,882 Yeah. 723 00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:42,453 Oh my God. 724 00:43:43,921 --> 00:43:46,023 I used to handle that monster, but he moved to Japan. 725 00:43:49,093 --> 00:43:50,094 What's that? 726 00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:53,464 I dunno, but I think it's disgusting. 727 00:43:53,664 --> 00:43:55,766 Kids see these pictures? 728 00:44:01,071 --> 00:44:02,506 What are they doing? 729 00:44:02,706 --> 00:44:05,309 I think it's the monster mash. 730 00:44:05,509 --> 00:44:08,512 That looks, it looks like, they are. 731 00:44:08,712 --> 00:44:11,015 Oh my God, they're doing it! 732 00:44:11,949 --> 00:44:14,284 And not very well. 733 00:44:15,653 --> 00:44:18,422 Mmm, doesn't this look delicious? 734 00:44:18,622 --> 00:44:21,125 This is our submarine meatball sandwich. 735 00:44:21,325 --> 00:44:22,810 Anybody hungry? 736 00:44:23,010 --> 00:44:24,295 Not anymore. 737 00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:26,430 That's not our film, is it? 738 00:44:26,630 --> 00:44:28,699 I used to handle that meatball. 739 00:44:28,899 --> 00:44:30,651 Oh you did, really? 740 00:44:30,851 --> 00:44:32,403 Well he's kinda cute. 741 00:44:32,603 --> 00:44:34,021 He is sorta cute, you know? 742 00:44:34,221 --> 00:44:35,639 In little round bouncy way. 743 00:44:41,412 --> 00:44:44,548 So what'll it be, folks, cheese or sausage? 744 00:44:44,748 --> 00:44:47,885 It's made with the original crispy pizza crust. 745 00:44:48,085 --> 00:44:49,220 Our exclusive pizza sauce. 746 00:44:49,420 --> 00:44:53,324 A pinch of salt, a touch of Parmesan grated cheese, 747 00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:57,428 mozzarella cheese, a little oregano, and presto, pizza! 748 00:44:58,829 --> 00:45:00,597 Oh, hey, we're next. 749 00:45:00,797 --> 00:45:01,398 Excited? 750 00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:04,685 No, somehow this isn't quite 751 00:45:04,885 --> 00:45:07,779 what I dreamt about in Indiana. 752 00:45:07,979 --> 00:45:10,874 ♪ Back home again, in Indiana 753 00:45:21,518 --> 00:45:23,087 Oh my God, there it is! 754 00:45:23,287 --> 00:45:24,255 Brace yourself. 755 00:45:24,455 --> 00:45:25,622 Oh, my first picture. 756 00:45:26,723 --> 00:45:28,292 There's my name, there's my name! 757 00:45:29,359 --> 00:45:30,194 Oh, and there's Jill's, oh. 758 00:45:32,029 --> 00:45:34,331 This business breaks your heart sometimes. 759 00:45:34,531 --> 00:45:35,382 Her last picture. 760 00:45:35,582 --> 00:45:36,433 And a stinker. 761 00:45:47,411 --> 00:45:48,645 An actor, ha! 762 00:45:52,282 --> 00:45:56,253 Ugh, I can't take much more of this stuff. 763 00:45:56,453 --> 00:45:58,255 It's a bunch of baloney! 764 00:45:59,490 --> 00:46:02,159 That's not the real me! 765 00:46:14,104 --> 00:46:16,273 Oh no, not the rape scene. 766 00:46:18,976 --> 00:46:21,545 They promised not to use that thing, they did! 767 00:46:21,745 --> 00:46:25,115 Oh, oh, I can't look at that anymore. 768 00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:29,419 I can't watch this anymore, hold this. 769 00:46:29,619 --> 00:46:30,587 I'm gonna get that guy. 770 00:46:30,787 --> 00:46:31,421 Let me out. 771 00:46:34,658 --> 00:46:36,326 It's okay, let her go. 772 00:46:37,761 --> 00:46:39,613 Lots of people don't react too well the first time 773 00:46:39,813 --> 00:46:41,665 they see their face up there on the big screen. 774 00:46:44,501 --> 00:46:46,036 Where is her face? 775 00:46:48,205 --> 00:46:50,007 This stuff is disgusting! 776 00:46:50,207 --> 00:46:51,241 Sick! 777 00:46:51,441 --> 00:46:53,660 How can they expect people to swallow this muck? 778 00:46:53,860 --> 00:46:56,079 John Wayne would never make a picture like this. 779 00:46:56,279 --> 00:46:57,381 Sick. 780 00:46:57,581 --> 00:46:59,917 We're gonna get our money back and we're gonna go home! 781 00:47:00,117 --> 00:47:02,953 Ah gee, Dad, can't we wait until they plug her? 782 00:47:03,153 --> 00:47:05,556 You know, a little of that ol' in and out? 783 00:47:05,756 --> 00:47:07,524 You know, a little pussy pumping? 784 00:47:08,825 --> 00:47:09,927 Sick! 785 00:47:10,127 --> 00:47:12,696 Please don't hurt me! 786 00:47:25,008 --> 00:47:27,177 Hey you, you! 787 00:47:27,377 --> 00:47:33,050 Take it off! 788 00:47:34,384 --> 00:47:35,385 Take it off! 789 00:47:47,030 --> 00:47:48,081 Depravity! 790 00:47:48,281 --> 00:47:49,333 Filth! 791 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,002 This is worse than television! 792 00:47:52,202 --> 00:47:52,736 Sick! 793 00:47:52,936 --> 00:47:55,405 Please don't hurt me! 794 00:47:57,174 --> 00:47:58,075 No, no! 795 00:48:04,114 --> 00:48:06,650 Hey, I'm getting worried about Candy. 796 00:48:06,850 --> 00:48:08,719 I mean, she's been gone a pretty long time. 797 00:48:08,919 --> 00:48:09,953 She's alright. 798 00:48:11,154 --> 00:48:13,223 She probably went to get a hot dog. 799 00:48:13,423 --> 00:48:14,725 I dunno, Walter. 800 00:48:14,925 --> 00:48:16,376 She was pretty loaded. 801 00:48:16,576 --> 00:48:17,828 Let's look around. 802 00:48:18,028 --> 00:48:19,263 You check the hot dog stand. 803 00:48:19,463 --> 00:48:20,364 Now wait a second. 804 00:48:21,398 --> 00:48:22,733 I'll check the hot dog stand. 805 00:48:22,933 --> 00:48:26,003 No, Walter, you check the hot dog stand! 806 00:48:27,037 --> 00:48:28,205 Okay, if you insist. 807 00:48:46,957 --> 00:48:48,892 Excuse me, I'm looking for somebody. 808 00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:52,195 Come on in, big boy. 809 00:48:53,263 --> 00:48:54,898 I can't, I'm looking for somebody. 810 00:48:56,233 --> 00:48:57,267 How 'bout a rain check? 811 00:48:57,467 --> 00:48:58,101 Faggot! 812 00:48:59,102 --> 00:48:59,937 Dyke! 813 00:49:01,104 --> 00:49:03,223 Listen buddy, I want my money back. 814 00:49:03,423 --> 00:49:05,542 That's the most depraved, revolting, 815 00:49:05,742 --> 00:49:07,344 offensive, degenerate... 816 00:49:20,791 --> 00:49:22,259 Come on girls, keep moving! 817 00:49:22,459 --> 00:49:24,394 Let's shake a leg here! 818 00:49:27,297 --> 00:49:28,165 Excuse me, I was wondering... 819 00:49:35,405 --> 00:49:36,773 Turn that wheel faster! 820 00:49:36,973 --> 00:49:39,309 Come on, you, faster, quick! 821 00:49:46,116 --> 00:49:46,750 Move your ass! 822 00:49:46,950 --> 00:49:47,951 Hey, fuck you, buddy! 823 00:49:48,151 --> 00:49:49,753 I wrote this picture, I can stand 824 00:49:49,953 --> 00:49:51,154 in front of it if I want to! 825 00:49:53,090 --> 00:49:54,591 Hey, hey, I'm sorry pal. 826 00:49:54,791 --> 00:49:56,893 I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it. 827 00:50:05,168 --> 00:50:06,002 No, no! 828 00:50:07,904 --> 00:50:08,772 Hey! 829 00:50:08,972 --> 00:50:09,973 What the hell are you doing? 830 00:50:10,173 --> 00:50:10,807 Come on! 831 00:50:13,310 --> 00:50:14,177 No! 832 00:50:45,208 --> 00:50:46,343 Get off him! 833 00:50:57,754 --> 00:50:58,555 Hold it! 834 00:51:18,642 --> 00:51:20,110 I love Hollywood! 835 00:51:26,450 --> 00:51:28,285 Ooh, I hate Hollywood. 836 00:51:31,321 --> 00:51:33,123 How do you feel? 837 00:51:33,323 --> 00:51:33,957 Shitty. 838 00:51:36,059 --> 00:51:37,477 I'll get you a drink. 839 00:51:37,677 --> 00:51:39,095 No, no, no, no. 840 00:51:40,764 --> 00:51:42,165 Well how 'bout a couple of Valium? 841 00:51:42,365 --> 00:51:45,869 No, no, no, just rub my neck right here. 842 00:51:49,706 --> 00:51:51,375 Oh, that was awful. 843 00:51:51,575 --> 00:51:54,745 Take my word for it, nobody will see this picture. 844 00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:57,915 I oughta know, I've written five others just like it. 845 00:51:58,115 --> 00:52:02,586 Why did I do this picture if nobody was going to see it? 846 00:52:02,786 --> 00:52:06,290 Experience, and you weren't bad at it. 847 00:52:06,490 --> 00:52:08,692 And you're gonna be better in the next one. 848 00:52:11,895 --> 00:52:12,529 The next one? 849 00:52:12,729 --> 00:52:15,232 Yeah, the 1950s thing. 850 00:52:15,432 --> 00:52:17,167 P.G. has me working on it already, 851 00:52:17,367 --> 00:52:18,602 and you're gonna be in it. 852 00:52:18,802 --> 00:52:22,839 I'm writing a terrific part just for you. 853 00:52:25,208 --> 00:52:28,879 You know you are going to have to speak with my agent. 854 00:52:31,348 --> 00:52:32,699 Hi, so how's the genius? 855 00:52:32,899 --> 00:52:34,251 How's the script coming? 856 00:52:34,451 --> 00:52:34,885 Hi, hi! 857 00:52:35,085 --> 00:52:36,186 Hi P.G., hi Bobbi! 858 00:52:37,687 --> 00:52:39,239 Well, I'm very glad you guys are here 859 00:52:39,439 --> 00:52:40,991 because I'm quietly going insane. 860 00:52:43,393 --> 00:52:45,195 So he's been doing his research, I see. 861 00:52:45,395 --> 00:52:46,530 Research? 862 00:52:46,730 --> 00:52:50,767 We have been living in the 1950s for one entire week! 863 00:52:50,967 --> 00:52:51,868 Great! 864 00:52:52,068 --> 00:52:53,703 I mean this is gonna be the biggest picture yet. 865 00:52:53,903 --> 00:52:56,472 I mean, the 50s are really going. 866 00:52:56,672 --> 00:52:59,242 Uh, yeah, so where is he, already? 867 00:52:59,442 --> 00:53:00,444 Oh, he's in the pool house. 868 00:53:00,644 --> 00:53:01,812 So what's he do out there anyway? 869 00:53:02,012 --> 00:53:04,231 I don't know, it's some secret little 870 00:53:04,431 --> 00:53:06,474 special place he calls his research room, 871 00:53:06,674 --> 00:53:08,718 which is always locked and I would love 872 00:53:08,918 --> 00:53:11,421 to find out what he does in there. 873 00:53:11,621 --> 00:53:12,422 Watch out! 874 00:53:12,622 --> 00:53:15,258 Watch for laxatives that foam, fizz, 875 00:53:15,458 --> 00:53:16,893 fall apart in your stomach. 876 00:53:17,093 --> 00:53:19,095 A laxative that dissolves in your stomach 877 00:53:19,295 --> 00:53:21,298 may cause nauseating stomach upset. 878 00:53:21,498 --> 00:53:24,668 As you can see, it's down here where you need the help. 879 00:53:24,868 --> 00:53:26,903 Not in the stomach, but down here where 880 00:53:27,103 --> 00:53:28,939 the lower digestive system is stopped up. 881 00:53:29,139 --> 00:53:32,842 That's why you need Intestinex, the oral enema. 882 00:53:33,042 --> 00:53:35,128 It quickly moves past your stomach 883 00:53:35,328 --> 00:53:37,414 and unblocks the clogged passage ways. 884 00:53:37,614 --> 00:53:38,848 Ah, there it goes now. 885 00:53:40,250 --> 00:53:41,418 So watch out! 886 00:53:41,618 --> 00:53:44,354 Watch out for laxatives that foam, fizz, 887 00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:45,856 fall apart in your stomach. 888 00:53:46,056 --> 00:53:50,394 Get Intestinex, the medical miracle of 1956. 889 00:53:50,594 --> 00:53:53,330 The greatest health discovery since the soft vaccine. 890 00:54:11,881 --> 00:54:13,016 Hey, it's terrific! 891 00:54:13,216 --> 00:54:15,318 The whole era is beginning to gel for me. 892 00:54:15,518 --> 00:54:18,588 Great, gelled for everyone else about 20 years ago! 893 00:54:20,123 --> 00:54:22,559 Hey P.G., you see this guy? 894 00:54:22,759 --> 00:54:25,795 That's Mark Dentine, the famous '50s movie star! 895 00:54:25,995 --> 00:54:28,014 You wouldn't believe it to look at him, 896 00:54:28,214 --> 00:54:29,741 but his career is still going downhill. 897 00:54:29,941 --> 00:54:31,655 He was the hottest thing in Hollywood 898 00:54:31,855 --> 00:54:33,570 till Walter Paisley started handling him. 899 00:54:33,770 --> 00:54:35,121 He's my pool cleaner now. 900 00:54:35,321 --> 00:54:36,481 Maybe we could use him. 901 00:54:36,681 --> 00:54:37,641 Mark Dentine in the... 902 00:54:37,841 --> 00:54:40,343 Look, he's a wreck, he's a drunk! 903 00:54:40,543 --> 00:54:42,278 Pretty much all we need, I'm thinking. 904 00:54:42,478 --> 00:54:43,113 Let me think. 905 00:54:44,247 --> 00:54:45,081 Wait a minute. 906 00:54:46,516 --> 00:54:49,853 Listen, this old film stuff is very interesting, you know? 907 00:54:50,053 --> 00:54:51,988 But is that what people wanna see? 908 00:54:52,188 --> 00:54:52,989 I mean, it's dated. 909 00:54:53,189 --> 00:54:56,026 Of course it's dated, it's the '50s! 910 00:54:56,226 --> 00:54:57,093 Right! 911 00:54:57,293 --> 00:54:59,595 So how can we best use the '50s angle 912 00:54:59,795 --> 00:55:01,898 and still give the people something new, 913 00:55:02,098 --> 00:55:05,402 something exciting, something they've never seen before? 914 00:55:05,602 --> 00:55:06,202 I give up. 915 00:55:07,103 --> 00:55:08,605 We'll do a little switch. 916 00:55:09,506 --> 00:55:11,074 No '50s movie. 917 00:55:11,274 --> 00:55:12,275 Wrong. 918 00:55:12,475 --> 00:55:13,543 See that kind of thinking shows why 919 00:55:13,743 --> 00:55:15,962 you're only a writer, not a big producer. 920 00:55:16,162 --> 00:55:18,381 No, it's still gonna be a '50s movie, 921 00:55:18,581 --> 00:55:23,386 only not 1950, see, but 2050. 922 00:55:24,754 --> 00:55:25,388 What? 923 00:55:25,588 --> 00:55:26,456 The future! 924 00:55:28,224 --> 00:55:29,593 Everybody loves the future. 925 00:55:29,793 --> 00:55:31,027 It's where we'll all be spending 926 00:55:31,227 --> 00:55:32,262 the rest of our lives, right? 927 00:55:32,462 --> 00:55:35,899 So give me futuristic cars, give me violence, 928 00:55:36,099 --> 00:55:37,016 give me boobs of the future, 929 00:55:37,216 --> 00:55:38,134 and give me a script by Tuesday. 930 00:55:40,036 --> 00:55:42,505 Don't look so worried, it'll kill 'em. 931 00:55:51,848 --> 00:55:55,785 Come on, big boy, take me where I wanna go. 932 00:55:55,985 --> 00:55:58,955 I really know how to be good to a car. 933 00:56:00,657 --> 00:56:01,691 You know, this stupid car has 934 00:56:01,891 --> 00:56:03,693 all the best lines in the whole movie! 935 00:56:03,893 --> 00:56:04,995 Cut, cut! 936 00:56:05,195 --> 00:56:08,365 Now let's try it once more from, come on, big boy. 937 00:56:21,244 --> 00:56:22,078 Buzz off! 938 00:56:35,458 --> 00:56:36,275 Gin. 939 00:56:36,475 --> 00:56:37,093 Gin? 940 00:56:37,293 --> 00:56:38,495 You fucking annoying... 941 00:56:42,332 --> 00:56:43,817 Yes Mike, I've done almost all 942 00:56:44,017 --> 00:56:45,302 of my films for Miracle Pictures. 943 00:56:45,502 --> 00:56:47,587 P.G., our producer, gives me freedom here 944 00:56:47,787 --> 00:56:50,064 that most directors at the majors never get. 945 00:56:50,264 --> 00:56:52,542 In every film we try to confront a major, 946 00:56:52,742 --> 00:56:54,578 important social issue of the day. 947 00:56:54,778 --> 00:56:56,846 For instance, Scotty, would you come over here? 948 00:56:57,046 --> 00:57:00,817 This is prop from our new picture, Atomic War Brides. 949 00:57:01,017 --> 00:57:03,420 In this film we are combining the myth 950 00:57:03,620 --> 00:57:07,590 of Romeo and Juliet with high speed car action, 951 00:57:07,790 --> 00:57:10,160 and a sincere plea for international 952 00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:12,562 atomic controls in our time. 953 00:57:14,164 --> 00:57:15,432 Cut. 954 00:57:15,632 --> 00:57:18,501 I hesitated for a long time before doing this picture 955 00:57:18,701 --> 00:57:20,437 because as a star, I have a tremendous influence 956 00:57:20,637 --> 00:57:24,874 over hundreds of thousands of people nationwide, worldwide. 957 00:57:25,074 --> 00:57:26,309 And after I did Bad Girls in Trouble, 958 00:57:26,509 --> 00:57:30,046 they legalized abortion, and then after I did Junky Queen, 959 00:57:30,246 --> 00:57:31,864 pot was decriminalized in 13 states. 960 00:57:32,064 --> 00:57:33,858 I can't tell you how I felt about that. 961 00:57:34,058 --> 00:57:35,652 So I have to be very, very careful. 962 00:57:35,852 --> 00:57:38,354 You ask me why I make these movies, I'll tell ya. 963 00:57:38,554 --> 00:57:39,889 A buck is a buck, you know? 964 00:57:40,089 --> 00:57:42,592 Uh, well, I sorta got into my work 965 00:57:42,792 --> 00:57:45,495 because I was always interested in the visual side 966 00:57:45,695 --> 00:57:49,465 of perception because I was always a little hard of hearing. 967 00:57:49,665 --> 00:57:51,468 You know, I make a good living. 968 00:57:51,668 --> 00:57:54,971 Mom, you see this shirt, the material, the bracelet? 969 00:57:55,171 --> 00:57:56,940 $65. 970 00:57:57,140 --> 00:57:58,808 I was also slightly blind when I was young 971 00:57:59,008 --> 00:57:59,876 and I felt that by doing this 972 00:58:00,076 --> 00:58:01,144 I could gradually improve my vision. 973 00:58:01,344 --> 00:58:02,712 I mean, when I started I didn't even know 974 00:58:02,912 --> 00:58:05,648 what an f-stop was, and now I practically am one. 975 00:58:08,952 --> 00:58:10,987 I don't fool around with dumb stories. 976 00:58:11,187 --> 00:58:15,592 My movies have depth, and you know, the people are real. 977 00:58:15,792 --> 00:58:17,126 I like real people. 978 00:58:18,995 --> 00:58:20,797 Beautiful, go, have a good time. 979 00:58:25,535 --> 00:58:26,703 Bugs don't smoke! 980 00:58:28,771 --> 00:58:30,073 Yo, wait a minute, what's this? 981 00:58:30,974 --> 00:58:31,675 It's a... 982 00:58:31,875 --> 00:58:32,842 What, what? 983 00:58:33,042 --> 00:58:34,093 I'm askin', what? 984 00:58:34,293 --> 00:58:35,353 It's a mutation! 985 00:58:35,553 --> 00:58:36,413 You mean a mutant? 986 00:58:36,613 --> 00:58:39,082 It's not a mutant, it's a gorilla! 987 00:58:39,282 --> 00:58:40,383 This is not a gorilla! 988 00:58:40,583 --> 00:58:44,020 This is a, it's an atomic mutation simian. 989 00:58:44,220 --> 00:58:45,087 I got it for nothing. 990 00:58:45,287 --> 00:58:46,422 A mutation simian. 991 00:58:46,622 --> 00:58:47,557 It's so tacky! 992 00:58:47,757 --> 00:58:51,661 My fans expect style from a Mary McQueen production! 993 00:58:51,861 --> 00:58:52,495 Relax. 994 00:58:56,733 --> 00:58:57,800 There, you happy now? 995 00:58:58,868 --> 00:59:00,770 It's alright, I don't know. 996 00:59:00,970 --> 00:59:01,604 I'm too nice. 997 00:59:41,344 --> 00:59:43,113 Cut, cut, cut, cut! 998 00:59:43,313 --> 00:59:45,215 Mary, that was fantastic! 999 00:59:45,415 --> 00:59:47,216 Symphony of violence in motion! 1000 00:59:47,416 --> 00:59:48,318 You were incredible. 1001 00:59:48,518 --> 00:59:50,053 Now let's set up the next shot. 1002 00:59:59,395 --> 01:00:00,846 Mary, are you alright? 1003 01:00:01,046 --> 01:00:02,089 Yes, Jesus Christ! 1004 01:00:02,289 --> 01:00:03,133 Call my agent! 1005 01:00:03,333 --> 01:00:04,734 No, call my lawyer. 1006 01:00:04,934 --> 01:00:06,235 Your lawyer, Mary... 1007 01:00:06,435 --> 01:00:07,586 Don't touch me, P.G. 1008 01:00:07,786 --> 01:00:08,738 I'm gonna sue you. 1009 01:00:08,938 --> 01:00:10,239 You're not gonna get away with this! 1010 01:00:12,942 --> 01:00:14,677 Maybe we should hold up on these stunts 1011 01:00:14,877 --> 01:00:17,747 till, uh, we know what's going on. 1012 01:00:34,397 --> 01:00:35,465 Wait a minute, P.G., wait a minute! 1013 01:00:35,665 --> 01:00:37,634 I worked for three weeks on this script, 1014 01:00:37,834 --> 01:00:40,036 you can wait for three minutes to hear me out! 1015 01:00:40,236 --> 01:00:41,004 What is this? 1016 01:00:41,204 --> 01:00:42,472 I didn't write that! 1017 01:00:42,672 --> 01:00:43,540 This is crap! 1018 01:00:43,740 --> 01:00:45,608 Look at all this junk all over the place. 1019 01:00:45,808 --> 01:00:46,643 I didn't object when you changed 1020 01:00:46,843 --> 01:00:49,178 my 1950s movie into science fiction. 1021 01:00:49,378 --> 01:00:50,346 From you, I expect that. 1022 01:00:50,546 --> 01:00:52,531 But my name's going on this picture and this 1023 01:00:52,731 --> 01:00:54,717 is the biggest piece of shit you ever made! 1024 01:00:54,917 --> 01:00:57,120 Erich, come here, wherever you are! 1025 01:00:57,320 --> 01:00:58,454 Look, come here. 1026 01:00:58,654 --> 01:01:00,723 Our writer says that we're shitting on his concept 1027 01:01:00,923 --> 01:01:01,825 and he's making me very upset. 1028 01:01:02,025 --> 01:01:04,293 You tell the writer, P.G., that we've taken 1029 01:01:04,493 --> 01:01:06,996 his empty, flacid, stupid little story 1030 01:01:07,196 --> 01:01:10,266 and firmed it up into a pulsating, penetrating, 1031 01:01:10,466 --> 01:01:13,536 thrusting, unflinching look into the future. 1032 01:01:40,263 --> 01:01:42,548 When I give you action, I want you to pull up 1033 01:01:42,748 --> 01:01:45,034 about five feet, Candy, and stop, you got that? 1034 01:01:45,234 --> 01:01:45,835 Yeah. 1035 01:01:48,237 --> 01:01:49,038 Ready Candy? 1036 01:01:49,238 --> 01:01:49,839 Ready. 1037 01:01:50,039 --> 01:01:50,873 Alright, roll the camera! 1038 01:01:51,073 --> 01:01:51,708 Rolling! 1039 01:01:51,908 --> 01:01:53,643 Mutants, out of the way! 1040 01:01:53,843 --> 01:01:55,411 And action! 1041 01:02:01,384 --> 01:02:02,385 Car stop! 1042 01:02:02,585 --> 01:02:03,920 The brakes are gone! 1043 01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:05,889 Ah, move, out of the way, please! 1044 01:02:06,089 --> 01:02:08,157 The truck, the truck, oh, holy shit. 1045 01:02:08,357 --> 01:02:09,225 Hurry up. 1046 01:02:09,425 --> 01:02:10,660 Bring the camera, bring the camera. 1047 01:02:11,561 --> 01:02:12,795 Look out. 1048 01:02:19,635 --> 01:02:20,937 I'm not even minimum wage! 1049 01:02:21,137 --> 01:02:21,671 Why am I doing this? 1050 01:02:21,871 --> 01:02:23,039 We won't be back for lunch! 1051 01:02:31,981 --> 01:02:35,651 Call it runaway car scene take one. 1052 01:02:35,851 --> 01:02:38,020 Slow down, slow down! 1053 01:02:38,955 --> 01:02:40,289 Bobbi, what are you doing? 1054 01:02:40,489 --> 01:02:42,125 He's filming us. 1055 01:02:43,326 --> 01:02:44,961 Keep shooting, this is good stuff. 1056 01:03:09,152 --> 01:03:11,621 No, no, no, not that way! 1057 01:03:11,821 --> 01:03:12,522 This way! 1058 01:03:12,722 --> 01:03:14,657 I can't see her face! 1059 01:03:16,259 --> 01:03:18,094 Bobbi, do something! 1060 01:03:31,674 --> 01:03:33,943 Look out, explosives! 1061 01:03:34,143 --> 01:03:34,977 Oh no! 1062 01:03:53,462 --> 01:03:56,132 This is your close up, Candy, look pretty! 1063 01:03:56,332 --> 01:03:57,900 Smile, that's it, lot's of teeth! 1064 01:03:58,734 --> 01:03:59,535 Very nice! 1065 01:04:02,371 --> 01:04:04,273 Get out of the way, you're in the shot. 1066 01:04:04,473 --> 01:04:05,942 Get outta the way! 1067 01:04:18,254 --> 01:04:20,156 Where are we, anyway? 1068 01:04:51,254 --> 01:04:52,088 Shit! 1069 01:05:02,965 --> 01:05:03,966 Miracle pictures! 1070 01:05:04,166 --> 01:05:05,701 The only fucking miracle about your pictures 1071 01:05:05,901 --> 01:05:06,836 is if anybody lives through 'em. 1072 01:05:07,036 --> 01:05:08,671 Now we can't get hysterical, we gotta remain... 1073 01:05:08,871 --> 01:05:10,055 I mean, shit! 1074 01:05:10,255 --> 01:05:11,240 I'm no pussy! 1075 01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:12,642 I mean, I thought the derby was tough, 1076 01:05:12,842 --> 01:05:13,643 but this is ridiculous. 1077 01:05:13,843 --> 01:05:14,994 I promise you, we'll be a little 1078 01:05:15,194 --> 01:05:16,345 more careful in the future, alright? 1079 01:05:16,545 --> 01:05:17,447 The future! 1080 01:05:17,647 --> 01:05:19,615 P.G., you just don't understand! 1081 01:05:19,815 --> 01:05:21,084 People are dying! 1082 01:05:21,284 --> 01:05:22,785 How can you be so cold-blooded 1083 01:05:22,985 --> 01:05:24,287 when it's your responsibility? 1084 01:05:24,487 --> 01:05:26,923 What are you collecting the insurance on this or something? 1085 01:05:27,923 --> 01:05:30,026 I can't work for you anymore! 1086 01:05:31,427 --> 01:05:32,428 You quit? 1087 01:05:32,628 --> 01:05:35,197 If you quit, it is over, everything is over! 1088 01:05:35,397 --> 01:05:36,031 I am through! 1089 01:05:36,231 --> 01:05:36,865 We'll manage. 1090 01:05:37,065 --> 01:05:37,700 Get over here. 1091 01:05:39,835 --> 01:05:40,636 I want you to listen to me. 1092 01:05:40,836 --> 01:05:41,470 Sit down. 1093 01:05:42,838 --> 01:05:44,874 Bobbi, I have got everything tied up in this film. 1094 01:05:45,074 --> 01:05:46,776 My house, my money, my car, everything. 1095 01:05:46,976 --> 01:05:48,878 I mean, I owe a fortune. 1096 01:05:49,078 --> 01:05:52,715 If you leave, the picture is dead, Miracle Pictures is dead, 1097 01:05:52,915 --> 01:05:55,151 and I am worse than dead, I'm in jail. 1098 01:05:56,052 --> 01:05:56,919 Oh Christ. 1099 01:05:57,119 --> 01:05:58,737 Look, can't you just do this 1100 01:05:58,937 --> 01:06:00,297 one last picture for me, please? 1101 01:06:00,497 --> 01:06:01,657 I don't know, P.G., I just... 1102 01:06:01,857 --> 01:06:03,392 Look, I gotta keep making pictures! 1103 01:06:03,592 --> 01:06:04,427 It's what I gotta do. 1104 01:06:11,534 --> 01:06:14,070 Okay, this one picture and that's it. 1105 01:06:15,538 --> 01:06:16,372 That's it. 1106 01:06:17,506 --> 01:06:18,557 Okay baby. 1107 01:06:18,757 --> 01:06:19,609 I love you. 1108 01:06:19,809 --> 01:06:21,077 Listen, just relax. 1109 01:06:21,277 --> 01:06:22,712 I'll see ya later, alright? 1110 01:06:22,912 --> 01:06:23,946 It'll be alright. 1111 01:06:38,060 --> 01:06:39,662 Now Godzina, all through the 1112 01:06:39,862 --> 01:06:41,264 picture Candy has rebuffed you. 1113 01:06:41,464 --> 01:06:44,200 And in this scene, your motivation is to make 1114 01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:46,318 her understand that for you, it's really love. 1115 01:06:46,518 --> 01:06:48,437 And while you're at it, I want you to step 1116 01:06:48,637 --> 01:06:50,039 on as many people as possible. 1117 01:07:03,119 --> 01:07:03,953 Hello? 1118 01:07:05,020 --> 01:07:05,855 Oh, hi. 1119 01:07:07,223 --> 01:07:08,357 What, now? 1120 01:07:08,557 --> 01:07:09,692 Retakes? 1121 01:07:10,726 --> 01:07:12,695 Oh shit, you're kidding me. 1122 01:07:15,197 --> 01:07:18,467 Okay, I'll be over in just a few minutes. 1123 01:07:41,090 --> 01:07:41,924 Hello? 1124 01:07:47,062 --> 01:07:47,897 Anybody? 1125 01:07:54,170 --> 01:07:55,004 Hello? 1126 01:08:20,262 --> 01:08:22,098 Oh, Candy, you scared me! 1127 01:08:23,732 --> 01:08:25,534 Where is everybody, are we early? 1128 01:08:27,770 --> 01:08:29,905 What is this, method acting or something? 1129 01:08:34,109 --> 01:08:35,678 Hey Candy, come on. 1130 01:08:43,385 --> 01:08:44,820 Hey, you're freaking me out. 1131 01:08:45,020 --> 01:08:45,654 Come on, what the... 1132 01:09:49,084 --> 01:09:49,919 No! 1133 01:10:38,300 --> 01:10:39,201 No! 1134 01:11:03,859 --> 01:11:05,127 Ah! 1135 01:11:05,327 --> 01:11:06,695 Jesus, you scared me. 1136 01:11:06,895 --> 01:11:08,063 Well the door was open. 1137 01:11:08,263 --> 01:11:10,432 Have the police come up with anything on Bobbi, yet? 1138 01:11:11,300 --> 01:11:12,368 Are you kidding? 1139 01:11:12,568 --> 01:11:13,836 I think they're still working on the theory 1140 01:11:14,036 --> 01:11:16,138 she was cleaning her knife and it went off accidentally. 1141 01:11:16,338 --> 01:11:17,940 And what's your theory? 1142 01:11:18,140 --> 01:11:19,942 Well I'm down to two actresses, you and Mary. 1143 01:11:20,142 --> 01:11:22,011 So maybe somebody's trying to put me out of business. 1144 01:11:22,211 --> 01:11:23,779 Or put Miracle Pictures out of business. 1145 01:11:23,979 --> 01:11:24,780 Are you kidding? 1146 01:11:24,980 --> 01:11:26,248 They couldn't buy this kind of publicity. 1147 01:11:26,448 --> 01:11:28,083 They couldn't be that low. 1148 01:11:28,283 --> 01:11:29,918 Hey, that's show biz. 1149 01:11:31,186 --> 01:11:32,554 I wouldn't be surprised if P.G. 1150 01:11:32,754 --> 01:11:33,923 was doing this for the publicity. 1151 01:11:34,123 --> 01:11:36,625 Yeah, but the parachute, the car, the bullet, 1152 01:11:36,825 --> 01:11:39,328 all the props are Scotty's responsibility. 1153 01:11:39,528 --> 01:11:40,663 Then there's Erich, who's always 1154 01:11:40,863 --> 01:11:43,232 behind the cameras filming everything. 1155 01:11:43,432 --> 01:11:44,333 And what about Mary? 1156 01:11:44,533 --> 01:11:46,969 Mary would love to see us all killed. 1157 01:11:47,169 --> 01:11:48,687 God am I glad we're out of this 1158 01:11:48,887 --> 01:11:50,406 whole thing once and for all. 1159 01:11:50,606 --> 01:11:51,573 What do you mean, we? 1160 01:11:52,675 --> 01:11:53,742 Well you certainly aren't going 1161 01:11:53,942 --> 01:11:55,110 to go back and work for them, are you? 1162 01:11:55,310 --> 01:11:56,645 As a matter of fact, it's kind 1163 01:11:56,845 --> 01:11:59,315 of interesting around Miracle Pictures. 1164 01:11:59,515 --> 01:12:01,016 Might make good material. 1165 01:12:01,216 --> 01:12:02,251 You ghoul! 1166 01:12:02,451 --> 01:12:04,219 And I don't want you to quit either! 1167 01:12:04,419 --> 01:12:05,487 Oh, you don't, huh? 1168 01:12:05,687 --> 01:12:06,555 Candy, take it easy. 1169 01:12:06,755 --> 01:12:08,691 My friends are getting bumped off like politicians, 1170 01:12:08,891 --> 01:12:10,325 and you think it's kinda interesting? 1171 01:12:10,525 --> 01:12:11,760 Well I think it's kinda sick! 1172 01:12:12,961 --> 01:12:14,263 Where the hell are you going? 1173 01:12:14,463 --> 01:12:17,166 I'm going home to pack, because I am moving out. 1174 01:13:04,313 --> 01:13:05,647 Looks like you're next. 1175 01:14:13,048 --> 01:14:15,784 Listen, this is a dog eat dog business, 1176 01:14:15,984 --> 01:14:18,754 and nobody's gonna eat me, you! 1177 01:14:19,688 --> 01:14:21,356 Give mother back her bracelet. 1178 01:14:21,556 --> 01:14:22,491 Come on! 1179 01:14:25,627 --> 01:14:28,230 Fancy, no growling, mommy's on the telephone. 1180 01:14:28,430 --> 01:14:29,064 Hello, Mary? 1181 01:14:29,264 --> 01:14:30,666 Say, is Candy with you? 1182 01:14:30,866 --> 01:14:31,700 Candy? 1183 01:14:31,900 --> 01:14:33,268 No, what makes you think she'd be here? 1184 01:14:33,468 --> 01:14:34,637 Well, I'm kinda worried about her. 1185 01:14:34,837 --> 01:14:36,805 I'm very happy that you're worried about her, Walter. 1186 01:14:37,005 --> 01:14:38,273 Why aren't you worried about me, hmm? 1187 01:14:38,473 --> 01:14:39,308 Are you still working for me? 1188 01:14:39,508 --> 01:14:40,609 I haven't heard from Miracle Pictures, 1189 01:14:40,809 --> 01:14:41,877 I haven't received my check, 1190 01:14:42,077 --> 01:14:43,512 and I wanna discuss the billing. 1191 01:14:43,712 --> 01:14:44,947 Her name is just as large as mine. 1192 01:14:45,147 --> 01:14:48,550 Mary, she called here a little while ago, 1193 01:14:48,750 --> 01:14:49,585 and she was so upset I couldn't 1194 01:14:49,785 --> 01:14:51,069 understand what she was talking about. 1195 01:14:51,269 --> 01:14:52,354 What are you trying to say, Walter? 1196 01:14:52,554 --> 01:14:53,856 She said something about she thought she knew 1197 01:14:54,056 --> 01:14:57,259 who the killer was but she didn't know what to do. 1198 01:14:57,459 --> 01:14:59,144 What makes you think she'd call me? 1199 01:14:59,344 --> 01:15:00,829 I don't know, but she did say she 1200 01:15:01,029 --> 01:15:03,415 wanted to talk to you about something. 1201 01:15:03,615 --> 01:15:06,001 Um, why no, she hasn't called here. 1202 01:15:07,202 --> 01:15:09,471 Do you have any idea where she might be? 1203 01:15:09,671 --> 01:15:10,606 No, I... 1204 01:15:10,806 --> 01:15:12,307 No, wait a minute. 1205 01:15:13,475 --> 01:15:15,177 She could be up at the Hollywood sign. 1206 01:15:15,377 --> 01:15:17,929 She says she likes to go up there to think. 1207 01:15:18,129 --> 01:15:20,106 Walter, listen, I've got to walk the dog. 1208 01:15:20,306 --> 01:15:22,284 If she calls, I'll let you know, okay? 1209 01:15:22,484 --> 01:15:23,485 Alright, bye-bye, honey. 1210 01:15:24,453 --> 01:15:25,287 Thanks. 1211 01:15:34,329 --> 01:15:35,163 You seen Candy? 1212 01:15:36,331 --> 01:15:37,332 Yes and no. 1213 01:15:37,532 --> 01:15:38,267 What does that mean? 1214 01:15:38,467 --> 01:15:40,302 Just what I said, yes and no! 1215 01:15:40,502 --> 01:15:41,270 Hey, enough romance. 1216 01:15:41,470 --> 01:15:43,071 Okay, can we see the rushes now? 1217 01:15:43,271 --> 01:15:44,222 Right, P.G. 1218 01:15:44,422 --> 01:15:45,374 Roll 'em! 1219 01:15:58,954 --> 01:15:59,855 Watch this. 1220 01:16:03,025 --> 01:16:06,395 That's pretty good. 1221 01:16:06,595 --> 01:16:08,931 If cars had agents, I coulda been a millionaire. 1222 01:16:10,165 --> 01:16:11,400 Well I guess that's it. 1223 01:16:20,375 --> 01:16:21,927 That's real, isn't it? 1224 01:16:22,127 --> 01:16:23,479 This isn't my material. 1225 01:16:23,679 --> 01:16:25,981 Shut up, it's better than any of your stuff. 1226 01:16:37,659 --> 01:16:38,861 Ain't that a kick in the head, 1227 01:16:39,061 --> 01:16:40,896 I was just talking to her on the phone. 1228 01:16:41,096 --> 01:16:43,031 Mary, I shoulda known it! 1229 01:16:43,231 --> 01:16:45,067 Where was she when she called? 1230 01:16:45,267 --> 01:16:47,269 Oh Christ, I sent her after Candy. 1231 01:16:47,469 --> 01:16:48,003 What? 1232 01:16:48,203 --> 01:16:49,337 I told her she was probably 1233 01:16:49,537 --> 01:16:50,472 up there by the Hollywood sign. 1234 01:16:50,672 --> 01:16:53,175 You get the cops, I'll head up there, and move it, Walter! 1235 01:17:33,115 --> 01:17:33,949 Candy! 1236 01:17:35,217 --> 01:17:36,051 Mary! 1237 01:17:37,819 --> 01:17:38,720 God dammit. 1238 01:17:45,060 --> 01:17:47,129 Candy! 1239 01:17:57,472 --> 01:17:59,074 Mary, he's got a gun! 1240 01:17:59,274 --> 01:18:00,876 It won't stop me. 1241 01:18:17,893 --> 01:18:18,860 Drop it, Mary. 1242 01:18:26,068 --> 01:18:26,968 You're the last. 1243 01:18:29,371 --> 01:18:32,441 You'll never be a star now, you little cunt. 1244 01:18:55,831 --> 01:19:00,268 To Hollywood! 1245 01:19:06,741 --> 01:19:08,159 Miss Wednesday, how can you describe 1246 01:19:08,359 --> 01:19:09,778 the unanimous rave reviews you received 1247 01:19:09,978 --> 01:19:10,846 on your latest film? 1248 01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:15,183 Well, I suppose I was just perfect for the part. 1249 01:19:15,383 --> 01:19:16,718 In fact, you played yourself, didn't you? 1250 01:19:16,918 --> 01:19:17,653 I mean, the film was made 1251 01:19:17,853 --> 01:19:19,454 from your experiences in Hollywood? 1252 01:19:19,654 --> 01:19:20,722 Mine, and others. 1253 01:19:20,922 --> 01:19:22,023 Thank you, Walter. 1254 01:19:22,223 --> 01:19:23,125 About this script. 1255 01:19:23,325 --> 01:19:26,228 This newcomer, Patrick Hoby... 1256 01:19:26,428 --> 01:19:27,563 Hobby. 1257 01:19:27,763 --> 01:19:30,632 Oh yes, he certainly turned in a remarkably realistic job. 1258 01:19:30,832 --> 01:19:31,600 Yes, Patrick. 1259 01:19:32,801 --> 01:19:34,102 Boy, she's taller in person. 1260 01:19:34,302 --> 01:19:35,437 Isn't he cute? 1261 01:19:35,637 --> 01:19:38,740 Yeah, Patrick really did a swell job on all his research. 1262 01:19:38,940 --> 01:19:41,276 In fact, he had this old pool house. 1263 01:19:42,444 --> 01:19:43,545 Well, we really aren't interested 1264 01:19:43,745 --> 01:19:45,113 in that this evening, are we? 1265 01:19:45,313 --> 01:19:46,748 Look Harvey, it was your idea to take Bimbo 1266 01:19:46,948 --> 01:19:48,483 out of the office in the first place. 1267 01:19:48,683 --> 01:19:50,018 I still say the elephant's an ingrate, 1268 01:19:50,218 --> 01:19:52,854 but you bring him back tomorrow, we'll talk it over, 1269 01:19:53,054 --> 01:19:55,157 maybe I'll get him something in Sabugo's Game. 1270 01:19:57,058 --> 01:19:57,893 Oh, thank you. 1271 01:19:59,895 --> 01:20:01,530 You really handle that tray nice. 1272 01:20:03,832 --> 01:20:07,836 Oh thank you, actually I'm not a waiter, I'm a robot. 1273 01:20:08,036 --> 01:20:09,171 Oh yeah? 1274 01:20:09,371 --> 01:20:11,406 Candy, I've got a rather personal question for you? 1275 01:20:11,606 --> 01:20:13,975 Do you achieve regular multiple orgasms? 1276 01:20:16,411 --> 01:20:17,812 Have you been in pictures? 1277 01:20:19,381 --> 01:20:21,082 Not recently, I don't do nudity. 1278 01:20:22,117 --> 01:20:23,986 Hey, an actor. 1279 01:20:24,186 --> 01:20:27,656 Miracle Pictures is gonna do a remake of Gone with the Wind. 1280 01:20:29,090 --> 01:20:33,295 Let me hear you say, frankly Scarlet, I don't give a damn. 1281 01:20:35,163 --> 01:20:37,966 Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a damn. 1282 01:20:38,166 --> 01:20:39,501 Uh, not quite. 1283 01:20:39,701 --> 01:20:42,270 You ever do any belly dancing? 1284 01:20:42,470 --> 01:20:43,038 No. 1285 01:20:43,238 --> 01:20:44,823 High wire work? 1286 01:20:45,023 --> 01:20:46,408 No. 1287 01:20:46,608 --> 01:20:48,844 I bet you give a great Swedish massage. 1288 01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:13,928 And we fade out, the end! 1289 01:22:15,463 --> 01:22:16,298 Cut! 1290 01:22:19,298 --> 01:22:23,298 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 89534