Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:38,328
- I used to love
my dad's stories,
2
00:00:38,454 --> 00:00:43,166
until the one he told me
on my tenth birthday.
3
00:00:43,292 --> 00:00:45,460
- There once was a kingdom
4
00:00:45,586 --> 00:00:49,171
where everybody lived forever.
5
00:00:49,297 --> 00:00:52,174
But the problem
with nobody ever dying
6
00:00:52,300 --> 00:00:55,177
was that the kingdom
got very crowded.
7
00:00:55,303 --> 00:00:56,428
And so the king,
8
00:00:56,555 --> 00:00:58,680
getting squeezed out
of his own castle
9
00:00:58,806 --> 00:01:01,015
by his endless royal lineage,
10
00:01:01,142 --> 00:01:03,017
issued a decree.
11
00:01:03,144 --> 00:01:05,186
- Everybody in my kingdom,
12
00:01:05,312 --> 00:01:09,022
please pick one person
from your family to die.
13
00:01:09,149 --> 00:01:11,191
We will have a mass execution
14
00:01:11,317 --> 00:01:13,443
that will bring forth
much-needed space.
15
00:01:13,570 --> 00:01:15,028
Sorry to bum everybody out,
16
00:01:15,155 --> 00:01:17,489
but that's the way it goes.
17
00:01:17,615 --> 00:01:20,366
- And each family showed up
with their martyr,
18
00:01:20,492 --> 00:01:22,493
all except one family.
19
00:01:22,619 --> 00:01:24,662
- Sire, we can't decide.
20
00:01:24,788 --> 00:01:26,080
We love each other so much
21
00:01:26,206 --> 00:01:28,373
that we would all like
to die together.
22
00:01:28,499 --> 00:01:30,709
- Oh, no, they can't all die.
23
00:01:30,835 --> 00:01:32,335
They run the bakery.
24
00:01:32,461 --> 00:01:35,255
They make the best cinnamon buns
in all the land.
25
00:01:35,381 --> 00:01:37,632
- What if we each cut off
a piece of ourselves?
26
00:01:37,758 --> 00:01:39,884
And with all of these pieces
combined,
27
00:01:40,010 --> 00:01:43,053
it will be as if one less person
lived in town.
28
00:01:43,180 --> 00:01:45,222
- Interesting.
Hmm.
29
00:01:45,348 --> 00:01:46,849
Continue.
30
00:01:46,975 --> 00:01:49,809
- But the daughter refused.
31
00:01:49,935 --> 00:01:53,438
But, Dad, I like my limbs.
32
00:01:53,564 --> 00:01:55,023
- Don't be selfish.
33
00:01:55,149 --> 00:01:57,233
Would you rather
one of us die?
34
00:01:57,359 --> 00:01:58,401
- You can have my arm.
35
00:01:58,527 --> 00:02:00,110
- I'll give my right ear.
36
00:02:00,236 --> 00:02:02,529
- I see no problem
losing some of my fingers.
37
00:02:02,655 --> 00:02:04,156
- I'll throw in my nose.
38
00:02:04,282 --> 00:02:06,742
- Guarantee me a leg,
39
00:02:06,868 --> 00:02:08,285
and it's a deal.
40
00:02:08,411 --> 00:02:10,453
- Well, I do have another one.
41
00:02:10,579 --> 00:02:12,872
Okay, I'm in.
42
00:02:14,458 --> 00:02:17,084
- After the executioner
had done the deed,
43
00:02:17,211 --> 00:02:20,587
the family made
an unsightly sight
44
00:02:20,713 --> 00:02:22,756
and business went bad.
45
00:02:22,882 --> 00:02:26,426
So the family started selling
their cinnamon buns
46
00:02:26,552 --> 00:02:29,262
by mail order
to the next kingdom.
47
00:02:29,388 --> 00:02:31,263
And since no one
had to look at them,
48
00:02:31,389 --> 00:02:32,765
they were a huge hit,
49
00:02:32,891 --> 00:02:35,726
and they made heaps of dough.
50
00:02:37,020 --> 00:02:40,105
And the father said
to the daughter,
51
00:02:40,232 --> 00:02:43,858
"You see what we can accomplish
if we all stick together?"
52
00:02:48,364 --> 00:02:49,489
The end.
53
00:02:49,615 --> 00:02:52,574
- It was the last birthday party
I ever had.
54
00:03:01,833 --> 00:03:03,584
There were two things I loved
55
00:03:03,710 --> 00:03:06,045
more than anything
in this world:
56
00:03:06,171 --> 00:03:09,632
Running and math.
57
00:03:09,758 --> 00:03:11,092
My dad was a mathematician,
58
00:03:11,218 --> 00:03:14,010
so loving math
was loving my dad.
59
00:03:14,136 --> 00:03:17,138
- What is this?
What are you reading?
60
00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:19,099
Pre-calculus?
- Yep.
61
00:03:19,225 --> 00:03:21,725
We both found safety
in numbers.
62
00:03:21,851 --> 00:03:26,605
In my family,
1 plus 1 equaled 3.
63
00:03:26,731 --> 00:03:28,399
- I hope when you grow up
that you...
64
00:03:28,525 --> 00:03:31,652
- Life was good.
65
00:03:31,778 --> 00:03:33,528
My father was a track star
in college,
66
00:03:33,654 --> 00:03:36,656
and I dreamed of the day
that I would really and truly
67
00:03:36,782 --> 00:03:39,659
run faster than he did.
68
00:03:39,785 --> 00:03:41,536
But on the last good day
my father had...
69
00:03:41,662 --> 00:03:42,577
Dad!
70
00:03:42,704 --> 00:03:44,288
Nobody won.
71
00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:49,793
What's the matter?
72
00:03:56,591 --> 00:04:00,553
That's when I started
to knock on wood.
73
00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:02,847
Each knock was a number,
74
00:04:02,972 --> 00:04:05,473
and each number kept me safe.
75
00:04:06,976 --> 00:04:09,060
Without them, I'd be alone.
76
00:04:12,565 --> 00:04:13,439
Dad...
77
00:04:13,565 --> 00:04:15,274
They know how to fix a body,
78
00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:18,861
but would they be able
to fix his mind?
79
00:04:20,196 --> 00:04:22,489
My dad looked gray and gone,
80
00:04:22,615 --> 00:04:24,574
but I knew he was
in there somewhere,
81
00:04:24,700 --> 00:04:28,536
and I was determined
to get him back.
82
00:04:28,662 --> 00:04:30,872
So I made a deal
with the universe.
83
00:04:30,998 --> 00:04:33,374
I would give up everything
that I cared about,
84
00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:36,585
and the universe
would give me back my father.
85
00:04:38,463 --> 00:04:40,088
I quit dessert.
86
00:04:42,633 --> 00:04:45,051
I quit going to movies.
87
00:04:47,012 --> 00:04:49,013
I quit my friends.
88
00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:51,849
I quit flipping
through atlases.
89
00:04:54,478 --> 00:04:57,145
I even quit running.
90
00:04:58,606 --> 00:04:59,898
The more I liked something,
91
00:05:00,024 --> 00:05:03,068
the more I needed to ruin it.
92
00:05:07,405 --> 00:05:12,117
The only thing I didn't quit
was numbers.
93
00:05:16,580 --> 00:05:20,083
If I could jump rope 43 times
without missing
94
00:05:20,209 --> 00:05:24,337
or if I could catch the ball
27 times in a row,
95
00:05:24,463 --> 00:05:26,713
if the number
of falling leaves I counted
96
00:05:26,839 --> 00:05:29,216
equaled the number of letters
in my dad's name,
97
00:05:29,342 --> 00:05:31,218
then maybe
I would get him back.
98
00:05:31,344 --> 00:05:33,136
I never stopped counting.
99
00:05:33,262 --> 00:05:34,888
I never stopped hoping.
100
00:05:35,014 --> 00:05:37,807
Numbers:
101
00:05:37,933 --> 00:05:40,935
Safe,
102
00:05:41,061 --> 00:05:42,353
reliable,
103
00:05:42,479 --> 00:05:43,479
perfect.
104
00:05:45,941 --> 00:05:47,816
Then suddenly,
my mother decided
105
00:05:47,942 --> 00:05:49,943
that three was one number
too many.
106
00:05:50,069 --> 00:05:52,153
- You're kicking me out?
107
00:05:53,489 --> 00:05:55,698
- You don't have friends.
108
00:05:55,825 --> 00:05:59,326
You don't have a job.
109
00:05:59,452 --> 00:06:01,537
It's time for you to go.
110
00:06:03,623 --> 00:06:05,165
- But I love it here.
111
00:06:05,291 --> 00:06:07,166
- You're lying, Mona.
112
00:06:07,292 --> 00:06:10,253
And what's worse is,
you don't even know it.
113
00:06:10,379 --> 00:06:13,339
I have to take care of him.
114
00:06:13,465 --> 00:06:15,174
You don't.
115
00:06:32,566 --> 00:06:33,732
By the third night,
116
00:06:33,859 --> 00:06:37,611
my math book and I
called it quits.
117
00:06:37,737 --> 00:06:41,489
- We can help you
with the first month's rent.
118
00:06:41,615 --> 00:06:43,158
I've saved a little,
119
00:06:43,284 --> 00:06:46,828
and Dad has
his disability check.
120
00:06:49,456 --> 00:06:51,999
- She'll never find
an apartment
121
00:06:52,125 --> 00:06:55,127
with a toilet
as strong as ours.
122
00:07:13,352 --> 00:07:16,354
Suddenly I knew
what infinity felt like.
123
00:07:20,859 --> 00:07:22,776
It was really long.
124
00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:31,117
- Mom?
125
00:07:31,243 --> 00:07:32,869
- Is this Mona Gray?
126
00:07:32,995 --> 00:07:33,912
- Yeah.
127
00:07:34,038 --> 00:07:35,622
- This is Ms. Gelband.
128
00:07:35,748 --> 00:07:38,041
I was your elementary school
principal.
129
00:07:38,167 --> 00:07:39,375
- Yeah?
130
00:07:39,502 --> 00:07:42,127
- Well, I just ran
into your mother
131
00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:43,795
in front of the bakery,
132
00:07:43,922 --> 00:07:46,423
and our math teacher,
Ms. Swordstrum,
133
00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:50,718
suddenly flew off to Paraguay
to become a revolutionary.
134
00:07:50,844 --> 00:07:52,887
So your motherjumped in
135
00:07:53,013 --> 00:07:55,181
and told me
that you're living in town,
136
00:07:55,307 --> 00:07:57,225
that you don't have a job,
137
00:07:57,351 --> 00:07:58,976
but you have a college degree
138
00:07:59,102 --> 00:08:00,019
in math.
139
00:08:00,145 --> 00:08:01,645
You're it.
- It?
140
00:08:01,771 --> 00:08:03,230
- Our new math teacher.
141
00:08:03,356 --> 00:08:06,900
I remember at recess
when you were a child,
142
00:08:07,026 --> 00:08:09,528
while all the other kids
were playing kickball,
143
00:08:09,654 --> 00:08:12,738
you sat on the monkey bars
doing long division.
144
00:08:12,864 --> 00:08:15,908
You're perfect for the job,
Mona Gray.
145
00:08:22,039 --> 00:08:24,290
- Why would you tell her
I had a math degree
146
00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:25,708
when I quit college?
147
00:08:25,834 --> 00:08:28,086
- You need to find a way
to pay rent.
148
00:08:28,212 --> 00:08:30,129
- Why?
149
00:08:30,256 --> 00:08:31,463
You're the one
who kicked me out.
150
00:08:31,589 --> 00:08:32,965
- You might like teaching.
151
00:08:33,091 --> 00:08:34,967
- I'll hate it.
152
00:08:36,844 --> 00:08:40,764
- The welcome wagon
officially welcomes you!
153
00:08:40,890 --> 00:08:45,726
We like to think of ourselves
as being ahead of the curve.
154
00:08:45,852 --> 00:08:49,146
One teacher for each subject.
155
00:08:49,273 --> 00:08:52,732
I guess that makes you
our very own Ms. Math.
156
00:08:57,738 --> 00:09:01,116
We may want
to lighten up the decor,
157
00:09:01,242 --> 00:09:05,744
something cheery
and "math is fun"-ish.
158
00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:12,126
- You made a mistake.
159
00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:13,751
I'm not a teacher.
160
00:09:13,877 --> 00:09:14,794
I...
161
00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:16,045
- There's an old saying:
162
00:09:16,171 --> 00:09:19,424
"No one is a teacher
until they're a teacher."
163
00:09:25,013 --> 00:09:28,974
- I had math in this room
with Mr. Jones.
164
00:09:30,602 --> 00:09:34,812
- 1, 2, 3,
165
00:09:34,938 --> 00:09:37,898
5, 8,
166
00:09:38,025 --> 00:09:42,820
13, 21...
167
00:09:42,946 --> 00:09:46,990
Who can tell me the next number
in this pattern?
168
00:09:49,118 --> 00:09:50,493
Miss Gray?
169
00:09:50,620 --> 00:09:51,995
- 34.
170
00:09:52,121 --> 00:09:56,332
- You are correct!
171
00:09:59,169 --> 00:10:03,172
- I never saw him without
a wax number around his neck.
172
00:10:07,926 --> 00:10:12,930
The numbers varied
according to his mood.
173
00:10:13,057 --> 00:10:15,390
He'd go higher
in a better mood,
174
00:10:15,516 --> 00:10:17,726
lower if he felt lower.
175
00:10:23,149 --> 00:10:28,152
I wondered if he had
the numbers my dad needed.
176
00:10:28,278 --> 00:10:31,739
To the world,
they were just numbers.
177
00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:35,867
But to us,
they were invisible signs.
178
00:10:46,378 --> 00:10:50,422
Mr. Jones quit teaching
and opened a hardware store.
179
00:10:50,548 --> 00:10:54,051
And I was the only one
who understood why.
180
00:10:54,177 --> 00:10:56,260
He was trying
to get his numbers up.
181
00:11:04,395 --> 00:11:07,312
We don't talk anymore.
182
00:11:07,438 --> 00:11:11,441
- So can I count on you?
183
00:11:42,303 --> 00:11:46,598
- Hi, first graders.
184
00:11:46,725 --> 00:11:48,099
I'm Miss Gray.
185
00:11:48,225 --> 00:11:50,893
- Miss Gray, you're it!
186
00:11:51,019 --> 00:11:53,104
- Um-
Um, no.
187
00:11:53,230 --> 00:11:54,981
- Can we call you Mommy?
188
00:11:55,107 --> 00:11:56,482
- Oh!
189
00:11:57,651 --> 00:11:59,067
Second graders,
190
00:11:59,193 --> 00:12:02,237
look at all the numbers
on the wall.
191
00:12:02,947 --> 00:12:05,449
Guys, please.
192
00:12:12,581 --> 00:12:15,291
- No way!
Check it out!
193
00:12:15,417 --> 00:12:17,168
- Pretty awesome numbers.
194
00:12:17,294 --> 00:12:21,045
- I like the 2.
195
00:12:21,172 --> 00:12:23,840
I like the 9 a lot.
196
00:12:23,966 --> 00:12:25,383
- I like the 5.
197
00:12:25,509 --> 00:12:27,343
- Are you the third grade?
198
00:12:27,470 --> 00:12:28,969
- Yes.
199
00:12:29,095 --> 00:12:30,137
- What's your name?
200
00:12:30,263 --> 00:12:31,513
- Elmer Gravlaki.
201
00:12:31,639 --> 00:12:34,141
- Okay.
Thank you.
202
00:12:34,267 --> 00:12:36,810
Sit down... please.
203
00:12:46,904 --> 00:12:48,738
Um...
204
00:12:48,864 --> 00:12:51,823
let's play a game.
205
00:12:54,786 --> 00:12:57,996
How about you say your name
206
00:12:58,122 --> 00:13:01,123
along with your favorite number?
207
00:13:01,249 --> 00:13:02,500
Ow!
208
00:13:02,626 --> 00:13:03,501
He shot me!
209
00:13:04,795 --> 00:13:06,670
It's not funny!
210
00:13:06,797 --> 00:13:08,380
- What's your name?
211
00:13:08,507 --> 00:13:09,840
- Danny O'Mazzi.
212
00:13:09,966 --> 00:13:12,217
- Danny, you can't shoot people
in the head,
213
00:13:12,343 --> 00:13:15,011
so go stand in the corner
and face the wall.
214
00:13:15,137 --> 00:13:16,012
- Cool.
215
00:13:16,138 --> 00:13:17,222
- No fair!
216
00:13:17,348 --> 00:13:18,932
Why does he get to stand
in the corner
217
00:13:19,058 --> 00:13:20,183
facing the wall?
218
00:13:20,309 --> 00:13:21,850
- Well, it's not supposed to be
a good thing.
219
00:13:21,976 --> 00:13:23,852
It's supposed to be
a punishment.
220
00:13:23,978 --> 00:13:26,522
- Miss Gray, I'm Rita Williams,
and I want you to know
221
00:13:26,648 --> 00:13:29,107
that Ellen always pees
when she gets nervous.
222
00:13:29,234 --> 00:13:31,025
She has a change of clothes
in a cubby
223
00:13:31,151 --> 00:13:33,444
in the nurse's office.
224
00:13:33,570 --> 00:13:36,322
- Go and do that, then, Ellen.
225
00:13:37,324 --> 00:13:39,659
- Miss Gray, I'm Lisa Venus,
226
00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:42,244
and my favorite number
is a billion.
227
00:13:42,370 --> 00:13:43,286
- What?
228
00:13:43,412 --> 00:13:45,914
- You told us to say our name
and our favorite number.
229
00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:48,124
- Yeah, get with the program.
230
00:13:48,251 --> 00:13:49,584
- And you are...
231
00:13:49,710 --> 00:13:51,211
- Ann DiGanno.
232
00:13:55,131 --> 00:14:00,553
- Lisa, how about choosing
a number between 1 and 9?
233
00:14:00,679 --> 00:14:02,262
- 9... I mean...
234
00:14:02,388 --> 00:14:04,013
2...
no, 7.
235
00:14:04,139 --> 00:14:05,723
- 7?
236
00:14:05,850 --> 00:14:08,142
- For sure 7.
237
00:14:08,269 --> 00:14:09,727
- Okay.
238
00:14:09,854 --> 00:14:11,979
Do I have any other volunteers?
239
00:14:12,105 --> 00:14:13,772
- Ooh, ooh, me, me.
240
00:14:13,898 --> 00:14:15,941
Oh, oh, me.
Pick me.
241
00:14:16,067 --> 00:14:17,526
My name is Levan Beeze,
242
00:14:17,652 --> 00:14:19,486
and my favorite number is 1.
243
00:14:19,612 --> 00:14:20,737
- Okay.
244
00:14:20,864 --> 00:14:23,990
Levan, you and Lisa
245
00:14:24,116 --> 00:14:28,119
come to the front and form
your numbers with your bodies.
246
00:14:30,914 --> 00:14:32,706
- What is this?
247
00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:37,377
- And what's the total
of Levan and Lisa?
248
00:14:37,503 --> 00:14:38,503
- 8.
249
00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:39,838
- That's right.
250
00:14:39,964 --> 00:14:41,923
- The bugs in her gross hair
gave her the answer.
251
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,383
- I don't have bugs in my hair.
252
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:45,634
- Ann's in a bad mood
253
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,553
because her parents
are getting divorced.
254
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,680
My mom is her mom's attorney.
255
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,265
- They're not getting divorced!
256
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,267
They're getting
legally separated.
257
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:57,437
- Levan, client-attorney
confidentiality is confidential.
258
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:58,646
Shh.
259
00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:01,441
All right, who wants
to be the 8?
260
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,525
- I'll do it.
261
00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:04,192
- Okay, Danny.
262
00:15:04,319 --> 00:15:08,780
Who wants to be
the plus sign?
263
00:15:09,073 --> 00:15:12,117
- Me!
- Pick me!
264
00:15:17,205 --> 00:15:21,876
- This is our first
human equation.
265
00:15:23,045 --> 00:15:24,252
- Cool.
266
00:15:28,466 --> 00:15:30,467
- What are we gonna do now?
267
00:15:30,593 --> 00:15:34,803
- How about if we...
268
00:15:34,930 --> 00:15:37,681
How about, uh...
269
00:15:43,355 --> 00:15:45,521
What if we...
270
00:15:45,648 --> 00:15:48,983
make numbers out of nature?
271
00:15:49,109 --> 00:15:53,821
One of you will bring in
a number
272
00:15:53,948 --> 00:15:55,822
every Friday,
273
00:15:55,949 --> 00:15:59,034
kind of like a show-and-tell
with numbers.
274
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:02,079
And we'll call it...
275
00:16:02,205 --> 00:16:05,539
"numbers and materials."
276
00:16:05,666 --> 00:16:06,999
- Can I go first?
277
00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:11,212
- Okay, Lisa Venus,
bring in a good one.
278
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:13,714
Okay.
279
00:16:15,967 --> 00:16:19,511
- I'm glad
you're the new math teacher.
280
00:16:27,394 --> 00:16:29,186
- Dad?
281
00:16:29,312 --> 00:16:34,733
Dad!
282
00:16:34,859 --> 00:16:37,276
Today was my first day-
283
00:16:39,613 --> 00:16:41,698
Mona, Mona...
284
00:16:41,824 --> 00:16:43,616
I read about this in a book
285
00:16:43,742 --> 00:16:46,536
by a Harvard medical professor.
286
00:16:46,662 --> 00:16:51,331
This is called
"the shape of health."
287
00:16:54,252 --> 00:16:55,335
Come here.
Let me show you.
288
00:16:55,461 --> 00:16:56,378
Let me show you.
Come here.
289
00:16:56,504 --> 00:16:57,628
Come here.
290
00:16:57,754 --> 00:17:00,840
All right, now,
according to this book,
291
00:17:00,966 --> 00:17:04,385
Olympic athletes who were hurt,
they used this, right?
292
00:17:04,511 --> 00:17:05,678
They've done studies.
293
00:17:05,804 --> 00:17:08,596
The damage goes out
294
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:13,059
through the gap in the circle.
295
00:17:14,186 --> 00:17:17,731
Honey, it's a reliable book.
296
00:17:17,856 --> 00:17:20,941
You want to-
you want to come in?
297
00:17:22,027 --> 00:17:23,152
Just come on in.
298
00:17:23,278 --> 00:17:26,238
You can feel it, right?
299
00:17:26,364 --> 00:17:28,865
Honey, just sit here.
Sit right here.
300
00:17:28,991 --> 00:17:32,076
And just take a deep breath in,
right?
301
00:17:32,202 --> 00:17:35,413
And then just let it all out
through the gap.
302
00:17:36,540 --> 00:17:37,498
Deep breath.
303
00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:40,292
And let it all out.
304
00:17:40,418 --> 00:17:41,835
Let go. Let go. Let go.
305
00:17:44,714 --> 00:17:45,630
Start it again.
306
00:17:45,757 --> 00:17:47,799
In...
307
00:17:47,925 --> 00:17:48,966
And out.
308
00:17:50,594 --> 00:17:52,970
- What's going on?
309
00:17:55,974 --> 00:17:59,142
- It's called
"the shape of health."
310
00:18:00,478 --> 00:18:02,020
- I'm calling Dr. Wallace.
311
00:18:02,146 --> 00:18:05,231
These medications
are not working either.
312
00:18:05,357 --> 00:18:06,775
And you're not helping.
313
00:18:06,901 --> 00:18:12,196
- Hey, I have a doctor
from the Harvard medical school.
314
00:18:35,343 --> 00:18:38,095
- Rock candy experiment
gone awry.
315
00:18:39,430 --> 00:18:43,349
It makes a mess,
but the kids love it.
316
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:46,852
These are never filled.
317
00:18:54,610 --> 00:18:57,737
This your sherbert?
318
00:18:57,863 --> 00:18:59,114
- No.
319
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,824
- It's a funny name, right?
320
00:19:01,950 --> 00:19:03,492
Sherbert.
321
00:19:05,829 --> 00:19:07,371
Like, if you say it
a bunch of times, it's-
322
00:19:07,497 --> 00:19:15,128
Sherbert.
323
00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:16,754
I guess it's not really
that funny,
324
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,297
but it's a weird name.
325
00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:19,674
Sherbert.
326
00:19:22,051 --> 00:19:25,303
So you're the new math teacher?
327
00:19:25,429 --> 00:19:26,847
You're Miss Gray?
328
00:19:26,973 --> 00:19:28,932
- Uh-huh.
329
00:19:29,058 --> 00:19:31,768
- I'm Ben.
330
00:19:31,894 --> 00:19:34,645
Ben Smith.
I teach science.
331
00:19:34,771 --> 00:19:36,438
- What were you thinking
332
00:19:36,565 --> 00:19:38,691
with that houseplant assignment?
333
00:19:38,817 --> 00:19:40,151
- Oh, the houseplant assignment.
334
00:19:40,277 --> 00:19:42,902
Half the class was supposed to
talk kindly to their houseplants
335
00:19:43,028 --> 00:19:44,362
and the other half wasn't,
336
00:19:44,488 --> 00:19:48,324
and then we were gonna compare
their respective growth rates.
337
00:19:48,450 --> 00:19:49,951
Why?
What's up?
338
00:19:50,077 --> 00:19:51,619
- Rita Williams' mother
found her
339
00:19:51,745 --> 00:19:53,996
yelling at her bathroom fern,
340
00:19:54,122 --> 00:19:55,414
saying things like,
341
00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:57,749
"You're a disgrace
to the family name,"
342
00:19:57,876 --> 00:20:00,711
and, "What are you looking at,
you...
343
00:20:00,837 --> 00:20:02,713
skanky piece of bitch?"
344
00:20:02,839 --> 00:20:05,548
- What was the plant's reaction?
345
00:20:05,674 --> 00:20:08,176
- Now, don't you get cheeky.
346
00:20:08,302 --> 00:20:12,013
Shall we discuss this
in my office, Mr. Smith?
347
00:20:13,056 --> 00:20:16,683
- We have to discuss this
in your office.
348
00:20:16,809 --> 00:20:19,102
See you around, Miss Gray.
349
00:20:22,815 --> 00:20:26,233
- Miss Gray,
the 7 of the clouds fell.
350
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,235
Miss Gray.
351
00:20:33,074 --> 00:20:34,908
- Hey!
Watch it, doody-boy!
352
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:35,909
- Sorry.
353
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,579
- What is she wearing?
354
00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:41,247
- It looks like garbage.
355
00:20:44,334 --> 00:20:46,043
- Lisa Venus...
356
00:20:46,169 --> 00:20:47,461
- Yes?
357
00:20:47,587 --> 00:20:49,087
- What's that on your head?
358
00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:50,797
- It's an I.V.
359
00:20:50,924 --> 00:20:53,300
Get it?
Those are my initials.
360
00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:54,426
- No, they're not.
361
00:20:54,551 --> 00:20:56,302
- Those aren't your initials.
362
00:20:56,428 --> 00:20:58,221
- They almost are.
363
00:20:58,347 --> 00:20:59,388
- You're retarded.
364
00:20:59,514 --> 00:21:01,182
- Ann.
365
00:21:01,308 --> 00:21:04,352
- I'm ready
for "numbers and materials."
366
00:21:04,478 --> 00:21:06,603
- "Numbers and materials"?
367
00:21:06,729 --> 00:21:07,771
- Remember?
368
00:21:07,897 --> 00:21:09,439
Every Friday,
we bring in numbers
369
00:21:09,565 --> 00:21:10,899
from the world of nature.
370
00:21:11,025 --> 00:21:13,318
- Or things that just look
like numbers.
371
00:21:13,444 --> 00:21:14,527
- Duh, Miss Gray.
372
00:21:14,654 --> 00:21:16,111
You never remember anything.
373
00:21:16,238 --> 00:21:17,988
How the hell did you ever
get to be our teacher?
374
00:21:18,114 --> 00:21:20,241
- Danny, in the corner.
375
00:21:20,367 --> 00:21:21,450
- Cool.
376
00:21:21,576 --> 00:21:26,704
- Lisa, numbers and materials,
please.
377
00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:32,293
- This is my zero.
378
00:21:32,419 --> 00:21:33,711
It's from nature.
379
00:21:33,837 --> 00:21:37,005
- That's not nature.
That's plastic.
380
00:21:37,131 --> 00:21:38,799
- Plastic comes from nature.
381
00:21:38,925 --> 00:21:41,760
- It's man-made,
and man is natural.
382
00:21:41,886 --> 00:21:43,720
- Uh-huh.
383
00:21:43,846 --> 00:21:46,430
- Zero times anything is zero.
384
00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:51,602
127 minus zero
equals 127.
385
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:56,731
10 billion minus zero
equals 10 billion.
386
00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:58,066
- What?
- Duh.
387
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:00,652
Good.
388
00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:01,903
- What's so good about it?
389
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,071
- Ann.
390
00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:05,365
Thank you.
391
00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:09,285
So who wants to go next week?
392
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:10,327
- Me!
- Me!
393
00:22:10,453 --> 00:22:11,328
- Me!
- Ooh, ooh!
394
00:22:11,454 --> 00:22:14,373
- Miss Gray!
395
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:19,669
- Fireflies aren't flies or bugs
but beetles.
396
00:22:19,795 --> 00:22:21,587
And they exist
on every continent,
397
00:22:21,714 --> 00:22:22,964
except Antarctica.
398
00:22:23,090 --> 00:22:24,674
- Why do they glow?
399
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:25,758
- That's a good question.
400
00:22:25,884 --> 00:22:27,676
Mainly so they can find
their mate.
401
00:22:27,802 --> 00:22:32,514
The males flash their signal,
and they wait.
402
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:36,143
And they wait for the females...
403
00:22:39,938 --> 00:22:42,106
To respond.
404
00:22:51,449 --> 00:22:53,450
- Lisa?
- Miss Gray!
405
00:22:53,576 --> 00:22:56,369
- Are you waiting for someone?
406
00:22:56,495 --> 00:22:57,579
- My aunt.
407
00:22:57,705 --> 00:23:00,331
She's always late.
408
00:23:00,457 --> 00:23:03,667
Want to touch my I. V?
409
00:23:03,793 --> 00:23:05,002
Go ahead.
410
00:23:05,128 --> 00:23:07,463
Touch it.
411
00:23:19,515 --> 00:23:20,515
Where'd you get it?
412
00:23:20,641 --> 00:23:22,768
- My mom.
413
00:23:22,894 --> 00:23:24,561
She's got really bad cancer
414
00:23:24,687 --> 00:23:26,772
and wears a red wig.
415
00:23:29,025 --> 00:23:32,693
Guess what kind of cancer
she has.
416
00:23:32,819 --> 00:23:34,737
- Uh...
417
00:23:36,448 --> 00:23:37,531
Lung?
418
00:23:37,657 --> 00:23:39,492
- No.
419
00:23:39,618 --> 00:23:41,034
- Colon?
420
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:42,410
- No.
421
00:23:42,536 --> 00:23:43,411
- Mouth?
422
00:23:43,537 --> 00:23:44,746
- No.
423
00:23:44,872 --> 00:23:46,164
- Throat?
- No.
424
00:23:46,290 --> 00:23:47,707
- Breast?
- No.
425
00:23:47,833 --> 00:23:49,042
- Liver?
- No.
426
00:23:49,168 --> 00:23:50,876
- Pancreas?
- No.
427
00:23:51,002 --> 00:23:52,127
- Blood?
- No.
428
00:23:52,253 --> 00:23:53,253
- Brain?
- No.
429
00:23:53,380 --> 00:23:54,546
- Bone?
- No.
430
00:23:54,672 --> 00:23:56,924
- Skin?
- No.
431
00:23:57,050 --> 00:23:58,801
- What else is there?
432
00:23:58,927 --> 00:24:01,344
- Eye cancer.
433
00:24:04,223 --> 00:24:05,765
- I've never heard of that.
434
00:24:05,891 --> 00:24:08,059
- It's brand-new.
435
00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:10,603
My mom's one of the first.
436
00:24:10,728 --> 00:24:13,271
She'll die in less than a year.
437
00:24:16,067 --> 00:24:19,986
- Is there
anything I can do?
438
00:24:20,113 --> 00:24:22,530
- I like pirates.
439
00:24:22,656 --> 00:24:26,492
I hate Ann DiGanno.
440
00:24:26,618 --> 00:24:28,119
Are you sick?
441
00:24:32,623 --> 00:24:33,498
- What do you mean?
442
00:24:35,084 --> 00:24:37,627
- Lisa!
Hurry up!
443
00:24:37,753 --> 00:24:39,629
- If you want to do something
for me,
444
00:24:39,755 --> 00:24:42,798
then never get sick, ever.
445
00:24:42,924 --> 00:24:45,217
- Lisa!
446
00:25:08,948 --> 00:25:10,949
- He doesn't need
a cardiologist, Eva.
447
00:25:11,075 --> 00:25:12,825
He needs a psychiatrist.
448
00:25:12,951 --> 00:25:15,703
What's wrong?
449
00:25:15,829 --> 00:25:17,746
Mom, what is this?
450
00:25:17,873 --> 00:25:18,831
- Nothing.
451
00:25:18,957 --> 00:25:20,666
He's fine.
Let's go.
452
00:25:20,792 --> 00:25:23,001
- Mom.
- Let's go.
453
00:25:23,127 --> 00:25:25,462
- No matter how many times
I asked,
454
00:25:25,588 --> 00:25:29,507
the answer was always the same:
455
00:25:29,633 --> 00:25:32,177
"Nothing."
456
00:25:32,303 --> 00:25:35,596
Lisa wore the truth
like a crown.
457
00:25:35,722 --> 00:25:40,851
She made jewelry
out of saline and plastic.
458
00:25:40,977 --> 00:25:44,395
And all I had
was the word "nothing."
459
00:26:04,539 --> 00:26:05,664
Dad?
460
00:26:13,673 --> 00:26:15,882
Yay!
461
00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:18,551
Let's go out for breakfast
for a change,
462
00:26:18,677 --> 00:26:19,886
like a family.
463
00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:21,846
- But we are a family.
464
00:26:24,391 --> 00:26:27,267
- Like another family, then.
465
00:26:40,405 --> 00:26:42,323
Hi, a table for three, please.
466
00:26:42,449 --> 00:26:44,534
Thank you.
467
00:26:44,660 --> 00:26:45,825
- I can't sit here.
468
00:26:45,952 --> 00:26:46,952
It's-
469
00:26:47,078 --> 00:26:48,328
There's a draft.
470
00:26:48,454 --> 00:26:50,247
- Oh.
471
00:26:50,373 --> 00:26:51,248
Is this okay?
472
00:26:51,374 --> 00:26:53,500
- No, no, no.
This is dirty.
473
00:26:53,626 --> 00:26:54,793
This is dirty.
474
00:26:54,919 --> 00:26:58,212
Look further back.
475
00:26:58,338 --> 00:26:59,296
No, no, no.
476
00:26:59,422 --> 00:27:00,422
No.
477
00:27:00,549 --> 00:27:02,091
This is right under
the air conditioner.
478
00:27:02,217 --> 00:27:03,592
- Oh.
479
00:27:03,718 --> 00:27:05,010
Is this to your liking?
480
00:27:05,136 --> 00:27:07,095
- This is fine.
It's fine.
481
00:27:07,221 --> 00:27:08,096
Thank you so much.
482
00:27:08,222 --> 00:27:09,305
Fine.
483
00:27:09,431 --> 00:27:10,890
- It's great.
484
00:27:16,521 --> 00:27:20,357
- Now... let's have fun.
485
00:27:20,483 --> 00:27:22,943
It's Mona's birthday.
486
00:27:23,069 --> 00:27:25,028
- Mona, I want you to go
to the hardware store.
487
00:27:25,154 --> 00:27:28,281
I want you to pick up
a five-pound bag of plant food.
488
00:27:28,407 --> 00:27:30,283
- No, no, no, no.
Not now, no.
489
00:27:30,409 --> 00:27:32,743
No, we are celebrating.
490
00:27:32,869 --> 00:27:35,788
- Mona...
it's a surprise.
491
00:27:35,914 --> 00:27:39,207
This arrived on your birthday.
492
00:27:39,333 --> 00:27:41,876
It's...
493
00:27:42,003 --> 00:27:44,629
magnet therapy.
494
00:27:44,755 --> 00:27:45,755
- Magnets?
495
00:27:45,881 --> 00:27:46,756
- Shh, okay, quiet.
496
00:27:46,882 --> 00:27:47,756
Keep your voice down,
497
00:27:47,882 --> 00:27:49,925
because I don't want this
getting back to the FDA.
498
00:27:50,051 --> 00:27:50,968
- Why?
499
00:27:51,094 --> 00:27:53,262
- Why?
Because the-
500
00:27:53,388 --> 00:27:55,556
Because they can confiscate it.
501
00:27:55,682 --> 00:27:57,641
They can recede
the shape of health.
502
00:27:57,766 --> 00:27:59,392
They can try to get rid
of the shape of health.
503
00:27:59,518 --> 00:28:03,980
- Mona, don't upset your father.
504
00:28:04,106 --> 00:28:06,357
- Miss Gray.
505
00:28:06,483 --> 00:28:09,318
Hi.
506
00:28:09,444 --> 00:28:11,194
These your folks?
507
00:28:11,321 --> 00:28:13,572
Hi, I'm Ben Smith.
508
00:28:13,698 --> 00:28:15,324
Your daughter and I
work together.
509
00:28:15,450 --> 00:28:16,491
I'm the science teacher.
510
00:28:16,618 --> 00:28:18,368
- Hi, I'm Mona's mom.
511
00:28:18,493 --> 00:28:21,495
- You're Mr. Gray, I presume?
512
00:28:21,622 --> 00:28:22,872
- Um...
513
00:28:22,998 --> 00:28:24,582
Please, join us.
514
00:28:24,708 --> 00:28:27,418
- Oh... okay.
515
00:28:27,544 --> 00:28:31,087
Just... excuse me.
516
00:28:34,175 --> 00:28:36,217
The moby platter here
is fantastic,
517
00:28:36,344 --> 00:28:37,761
and the French toast is really-
518
00:28:37,887 --> 00:28:40,512
- Are you from the FDA?
519
00:28:40,639 --> 00:28:42,389
- No.
520
00:28:42,515 --> 00:28:46,185
- So... are you from around here?
521
00:28:46,311 --> 00:28:47,603
- The short version is,
522
00:28:47,729 --> 00:28:51,648
I moved here when my fiancée
got a bookkeeping job
523
00:28:51,774 --> 00:28:53,066
at the hospital.
524
00:28:53,192 --> 00:28:54,484
- Oh.
525
00:28:54,610 --> 00:28:56,778
- Then she ran off
with a male nurse.
526
00:28:56,904 --> 00:28:58,029
That was fun.
527
00:28:58,155 --> 00:28:59,280
They stole my car.
528
00:29:00,823 --> 00:29:03,033
Oh, I'm sorry.
529
00:29:03,159 --> 00:29:06,078
It's a tragedy.
I'm s-I'm sorry.
530
00:29:06,204 --> 00:29:07,412
- But it's okay.
531
00:29:07,538 --> 00:29:10,039
I made a mistake.
532
00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:13,334
Turns out all my calculations
were wrong.
533
00:29:15,629 --> 00:29:18,547
Wow, I'm sure you've heard this
tons of times,
534
00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:22,175
but you guys,
you look so much alike.
535
00:29:22,301 --> 00:29:24,928
Really?
536
00:29:25,054 --> 00:29:28,348
Everybody says the lips.
537
00:29:28,474 --> 00:29:30,225
- Oh, yeah, without a doubt.
538
00:29:31,393 --> 00:29:33,727
- So how did you get
into science?
539
00:29:33,853 --> 00:29:37,690
- I've always been attracted
to knowing
540
00:29:37,816 --> 00:29:40,401
why things are the way they are.
541
00:29:41,694 --> 00:29:43,444
There's a bit of Dad in there
too, but I'm seeing-
542
00:29:43,570 --> 00:29:46,155
- "I want to be a scientist."
543
00:29:55,164 --> 00:29:58,208
- I think I'm gonna go
run that errand for Dad.
544
00:29:58,334 --> 00:29:59,626
- Mona, no.
545
00:29:59,752 --> 00:30:01,086
We didn't have-
546
00:30:01,212 --> 00:30:02,211
- I can help you out, Miss Gray.
547
00:30:02,337 --> 00:30:04,088
- Wait!
- Five-pound bag.
548
00:30:04,214 --> 00:30:07,425
- Buy a gift for-Mona, please.
- You want me to come with you?
549
00:30:07,551 --> 00:30:10,678
- Your birthday!
It's Mona's birthday.
550
00:30:10,804 --> 00:30:12,095
- Happy birthday!
551
00:30:16,392 --> 00:30:17,892
- Mr. Jones.
552
00:30:20,771 --> 00:30:24,732
I'm here to show you
the newest Panida Tool catalog.
553
00:30:29,571 --> 00:30:31,613
- I have everything I need.
554
00:30:32,823 --> 00:30:34,866
- Here's my card.
555
00:30:34,992 --> 00:30:37,243
You'll come around.
556
00:30:40,914 --> 00:30:42,582
Have a nice day.
557
00:31:13,277 --> 00:31:16,570
- I said something about
his numbers for the first time
558
00:31:16,696 --> 00:31:19,281
when I was nine.
559
00:31:19,407 --> 00:31:21,241
Hi, Mr. Jones.
560
00:31:21,367 --> 00:31:22,618
I'm glad you're feeling better,
561
00:31:22,744 --> 00:31:25,036
nine times better
than yesterday.
562
00:31:25,162 --> 00:31:27,288
Yesterday you were a two.
563
00:31:31,543 --> 00:31:34,045
- That's a nice thing
for a kid to notice.
564
00:31:34,171 --> 00:31:36,880
You are a very good noticer.
565
00:31:37,006 --> 00:31:39,132
- Notice?
566
00:31:39,258 --> 00:31:40,717
I'd wake up in the morning
and think,
567
00:31:40,843 --> 00:31:42,969
"If Mr. Jones wears
an even number,
568
00:31:43,095 --> 00:31:45,471
my dad will laugh today."
569
00:31:51,394 --> 00:31:53,020
"If Mr. Jones wears
an odd number,
570
00:31:53,146 --> 00:31:57,690
the new medication will work."
571
00:31:58,818 --> 00:32:02,237
"He must know a number
that could help."
572
00:32:02,363 --> 00:32:05,156
But if he did,
he didn't tell me.
573
00:32:05,282 --> 00:32:08,242
He was just one more neighbor
that looked away.
574
00:32:11,329 --> 00:32:13,789
So I decided to egg his car
every Halloween
575
00:32:13,915 --> 00:32:16,874
with five dozen eggs.
576
00:32:23,715 --> 00:32:25,508
Hi, Mr. Jones.
577
00:32:27,718 --> 00:32:29,511
- Hi, Mona.
578
00:32:29,637 --> 00:32:32,514
- So... why do you wear
those numbers
579
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,058
around your neck like that?
580
00:32:39,896 --> 00:32:41,355
- I thought you knew.
581
00:32:41,481 --> 00:32:42,982
- Knew?
582
00:32:46,069 --> 00:32:47,068
Knew what?
583
00:32:48,779 --> 00:32:51,739
I was wearing
an invisible sign of my own.
584
00:32:51,866 --> 00:32:54,617
It said, "Up yours, hypocrite."
585
00:33:00,123 --> 00:33:01,707
I'll take that ax.
586
00:33:14,219 --> 00:33:16,137
- It's $28.
587
00:33:45,748 --> 00:33:47,457
- Do you see
what we can accomplish
588
00:33:47,583 --> 00:33:50,626
if we all stick together?
589
00:33:50,752 --> 00:33:52,669
You see what we can accomplish?
590
00:34:33,374 --> 00:34:34,374
- Ugh!
591
00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:36,751
- Why did you do that?
592
00:34:49,681 --> 00:34:52,348
At home, it was an ax.
593
00:34:52,474 --> 00:34:54,976
At school, it was a 7.
594
00:34:59,856 --> 00:35:03,358
A little construction paper
and some glue sticks,
595
00:35:03,484 --> 00:35:08,571
I could turn my nightmare
into "numbers and materials."
596
00:35:14,285 --> 00:35:15,411
- Levan?
597
00:35:15,537 --> 00:35:16,870
What's the matter?
598
00:35:16,997 --> 00:35:19,331
It's the scurvy!
599
00:35:19,457 --> 00:35:22,166
- Scurvy?
600
00:35:22,292 --> 00:35:24,502
Who told you that?
601
00:35:26,839 --> 00:35:29,048
- Ann, Ann,
what's wrong with you?
602
00:35:29,174 --> 00:35:31,718
- My tongue is swollen!
My tongue!
603
00:35:31,844 --> 00:35:32,926
- Your tongue!
604
00:35:35,138 --> 00:35:36,304
- Oh, God!
605
00:35:36,431 --> 00:35:38,181
Your tongue?
606
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:40,976
Danny, what's wrong with you?
607
00:35:41,102 --> 00:35:42,060
- Malaria!
608
00:35:42,186 --> 00:35:43,936
- Malaria?
609
00:35:46,940 --> 00:35:47,898
- 911 emergency.
610
00:35:48,025 --> 00:35:49,316
- 911, I need to report
an epidemic.
611
00:35:49,443 --> 00:35:50,693
- What's your location?
612
00:35:50,819 --> 00:35:52,652
- What about chicken pox?
Rickets?
613
00:35:52,778 --> 00:35:55,905
You know, you could do...
- Excuse me, miss?
614
00:35:56,032 --> 00:35:58,950
- You could do malaria next week
615
00:35:59,076 --> 00:36:00,744
if you do a really good
consumption today.
616
00:36:00,870 --> 00:36:01,745
What do you think?
617
00:36:01,871 --> 00:36:02,871
- Wait.
What are my symptoms?
618
00:36:02,996 --> 00:36:04,413
- Fatigue, cough.
Let me hear a cough.
619
00:36:04,539 --> 00:36:05,706
Yeah, get it deep.
620
00:36:05,832 --> 00:36:06,999
- We're gonna send a dispatch.
621
00:36:07,125 --> 00:36:08,834
Deeper.
622
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,002
That's perfect.
623
00:36:10,128 --> 00:36:11,086
Some abdominal cramping.
624
00:36:11,212 --> 00:36:13,088
Bend over, like you got gas.
625
00:36:13,214 --> 00:36:14,714
- Okay, like that?
626
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,091
- Yeah.
Go get 'em.
627
00:36:18,218 --> 00:36:19,761
- Good stuff, Elmer.
628
00:36:19,887 --> 00:36:22,597
It's like heavy gas.
629
00:36:22,723 --> 00:36:24,389
- What's going on?
630
00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:27,350
- We're life acting.
631
00:36:27,477 --> 00:36:28,393
- Ma'am?
632
00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:31,188
- It helps the kids
understand symptoms
633
00:36:31,314 --> 00:36:33,148
for our health segment.
634
00:36:37,277 --> 00:36:39,236
- You...
635
00:36:39,362 --> 00:36:41,781
are...
636
00:36:41,907 --> 00:36:43,866
fired!
637
00:36:45,242 --> 00:36:49,454
- You barely say two words
to me...
638
00:36:49,580 --> 00:36:52,207
and then you fire me?
639
00:37:07,971 --> 00:37:09,138
- Get up, Lisa.
640
00:37:09,264 --> 00:37:11,474
You're not sick.
641
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:14,310
I have cancer.
642
00:37:16,562 --> 00:37:19,314
My mom's wig is made
out of human hair.
643
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:22,984
They had ones that weren't,
but you could tell.
644
00:37:23,111 --> 00:37:26,445
- Come on, let's just go.
645
00:37:26,571 --> 00:37:27,488
- Hang on.
646
00:37:27,614 --> 00:37:31,033
I have a little more cancer
to do.
647
00:37:38,916 --> 00:37:41,376
- Uh, Miss Gray, what's that?
648
00:37:43,546 --> 00:37:46,463
- It's a 7.
649
00:37:46,589 --> 00:37:48,423
- That's not a 7.
That's an ax.
650
00:37:48,550 --> 00:37:49,842
- It's a 7.
651
00:37:49,968 --> 00:37:51,135
- Teacher's big fat pet.
652
00:37:51,261 --> 00:37:52,678
- That's enough, Ann!
653
00:37:52,804 --> 00:37:55,931
- Ann's in a bad mood because
her dad has a girlfriend.
654
00:37:56,057 --> 00:37:58,015
And my mom,
who's Ann's mom's attorney,
655
00:37:58,142 --> 00:37:59,350
has pictures to prove it.
656
00:37:59,476 --> 00:38:01,185
- Does not.
- Does too.
657
00:38:01,311 --> 00:38:02,436
- Levan, no tattletaling.
658
00:38:02,563 --> 00:38:04,730
You're gonna have to go stand
in the corner.
659
00:38:07,358 --> 00:38:09,234
Okay, um...
660
00:38:11,404 --> 00:38:14,698
Does anyone know what this is?
661
00:38:14,824 --> 00:38:16,074
- It's a bird's beak.
662
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,408
- It's kind of like a mouth.
663
00:38:17,534 --> 00:38:19,201
- It's a bird's asshole!
664
00:38:20,328 --> 00:38:21,287
- Danny!
665
00:38:21,413 --> 00:38:23,497
Get in that corner!
666
00:38:24,916 --> 00:38:26,917
So let's pretend it's a mouth,
667
00:38:27,043 --> 00:38:30,211
and the mouth is always hungry.
668
00:38:30,337 --> 00:38:36,634
And 179 is less than 255.
669
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:40,345
The mouth always wants
to eat the greater number.
670
00:38:45,226 --> 00:38:46,727
- Psst!
671
00:38:46,853 --> 00:38:50,688
The mouth eats 5,556
because it's more.
672
00:38:50,814 --> 00:38:53,024
- That's right.
673
00:38:53,150 --> 00:38:56,444
This is called
"greater than" and "less than."
674
00:38:57,738 --> 00:39:00,947
Who wants to come up
and do their own?
675
00:39:02,992 --> 00:39:04,409
- What is he doing
in this classroom?
676
00:39:04,535 --> 00:39:05,577
- I'm dying of diphtheria!
677
00:39:06,913 --> 00:39:08,996
- Get out of my class
right now!
678
00:39:10,624 --> 00:39:12,166
Ugh!
679
00:39:12,292 --> 00:39:14,210
- Not again, Ellen.
680
00:39:17,130 --> 00:39:18,964
- "Fake sick..."
681
00:39:19,089 --> 00:39:20,381
That's easy.
682
00:39:20,507 --> 00:39:23,718
Fake sick
is less than real sick.
683
00:39:28,557 --> 00:39:30,098
- "Car crash"?
684
00:39:30,225 --> 00:39:32,559
- I don't know
if you can compare those two.
685
00:39:32,685 --> 00:39:33,727
- Yes, I can.
686
00:39:33,853 --> 00:39:35,562
- I was in a car crash once.
687
00:39:35,688 --> 00:39:36,980
I lived.
688
00:39:40,734 --> 00:39:42,068
- "War."
689
00:39:45,447 --> 00:39:46,989
- "Old age"?
690
00:39:47,115 --> 00:39:48,991
- Old age isn't greater
than war.
691
00:39:49,117 --> 00:39:51,117
- This is all wrong.
692
00:39:51,244 --> 00:39:52,911
- Sick is the greatest.
693
00:39:54,872 --> 00:39:56,957
- "Bloody murder"?
694
00:39:59,919 --> 00:40:02,336
- Mine is the greatest.
695
00:40:02,462 --> 00:40:04,296
- No, it isn't.
696
00:40:04,422 --> 00:40:07,007
- That's how serial killers
are made, man.
697
00:40:07,133 --> 00:40:09,301
Sad but true.
698
00:40:12,263 --> 00:40:13,221
- "Cancer"?
699
00:40:13,347 --> 00:40:14,222
- Fight.
700
00:40:14,348 --> 00:40:16,182
All:
Fight, fight, fight!
701
00:40:16,308 --> 00:40:17,976
- Wait!
Stop it, you two!
702
00:40:18,102 --> 00:40:19,102
Stop it!
703
00:40:19,228 --> 00:40:21,979
Stop!
I'm gonna call your parents!
704
00:40:22,105 --> 00:40:23,647
- Her mom won't even know.
- Shut up!
705
00:40:23,773 --> 00:40:24,898
- Ann!
706
00:40:25,024 --> 00:40:27,276
- You should have better control
over the class, Miss Gray.
707
00:40:28,778 --> 00:40:30,821
- Remember to do
greater-thans and less-thans!
708
00:40:30,947 --> 00:40:32,738
Page 64!
709
00:40:50,423 --> 00:40:51,798
Lisa.
710
00:40:53,925 --> 00:40:59,013
No person is any greater
than any other person.
711
00:40:59,139 --> 00:41:00,723
- That's not true.
712
00:41:00,849 --> 00:41:03,891
You're the greatest teacher
in the school.
713
00:41:13,484 --> 00:41:15,569
- You know,
my dad's sick too.
714
00:41:15,695 --> 00:41:18,322
- Lisa, aren't you late
for class?
715
00:41:18,448 --> 00:41:20,407
- Ahoy, Ms. Gelband.
716
00:41:27,372 --> 00:41:29,707
- Well, Miss Gray,
717
00:41:29,833 --> 00:41:34,294
Lisa seems to be happy
in your class.
718
00:41:34,420 --> 00:41:41,134
You must be creating
a very nice environment.
719
00:41:41,260 --> 00:41:44,845
Although I can't figure out
720
00:41:44,971 --> 00:41:47,556
why, for yesterday's lunch,
721
00:41:47,682 --> 00:41:52,519
she brought cigarettes,
bologna, margarine,
722
00:41:52,645 --> 00:41:55,229
and a packet
of artificial sweetener.
723
00:41:55,356 --> 00:41:58,358
Did you ever hear
of such a thing?
724
00:41:58,484 --> 00:42:01,819
- Sounds like a themed lunch,
725
00:42:01,945 --> 00:42:04,321
a cancer-themed lunch.
726
00:42:06,366 --> 00:42:09,076
Oh, by golly, you're right.
727
00:42:09,202 --> 00:42:11,995
Thank goodness she has someone
728
00:42:12,121 --> 00:42:16,207
as wonderfully stable as you
in her life.
729
00:42:17,793 --> 00:42:19,794
- Thank goodness.
730
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,088
- Well...
731
00:42:22,214 --> 00:42:23,422
see you tonight.
732
00:42:23,548 --> 00:42:25,507
- Tonight?
733
00:42:25,633 --> 00:42:26,883
- Open school night.
734
00:42:27,009 --> 00:42:28,593
8:00 sharp.
735
00:42:37,769 --> 00:42:39,019
- If we had left on time...
736
00:42:39,145 --> 00:42:40,771
- No.
Why don't you back off?
737
00:42:40,897 --> 00:42:42,731
- Why don't you back off?
We're here.
738
00:42:42,857 --> 00:42:44,233
We should see
all of Ann's teachers.
739
00:42:44,359 --> 00:42:45,775
- Well, let's see
the math teacher last.
740
00:42:45,901 --> 00:42:47,735
Ann said she's
a weirdo-bizarro.
741
00:42:53,242 --> 00:42:54,909
- Hi.
742
00:42:55,035 --> 00:42:58,078
You must be the math teacher.
743
00:42:58,204 --> 00:43:00,664
I'm Lisa's aunt.
744
00:43:00,790 --> 00:43:03,750
- Lisa's one
of my brightest students.
745
00:43:03,876 --> 00:43:06,002
- I always hated math,
you know?
746
00:43:06,128 --> 00:43:08,963
But Lisa's a strange kid.
747
00:43:10,006 --> 00:43:13,884
- Well, you know,
it must not be easy for her
748
00:43:14,010 --> 00:43:15,511
right now.
749
00:43:15,637 --> 00:43:16,845
- Mm.
750
00:43:16,971 --> 00:43:19,681
What about me?
751
00:43:19,807 --> 00:43:22,600
You know, I drove
halfway across the country
752
00:43:22,726 --> 00:43:24,769
to take care of her and...
753
00:43:24,895 --> 00:43:28,856
haven't gotten so much
as a "thank you" from anyone.
754
00:43:28,982 --> 00:43:32,359
You know, I was gonna get
my real estate license,
755
00:43:32,485 --> 00:43:34,319
maybe go back to school.
756
00:43:34,446 --> 00:43:37,780
Now I can't do anything.
757
00:43:37,906 --> 00:43:40,074
- Well, maybe when her mother
recovers...
758
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:41,909
- Recovers?
759
00:43:42,035 --> 00:43:44,787
What spaceship
did you fall out of?
760
00:43:48,583 --> 00:43:49,833
- Excuse me.
761
00:43:49,959 --> 00:43:51,334
Sorry.
762
00:44:14,482 --> 00:44:17,859
Did my seductive singing
lure you out here?
763
00:44:17,985 --> 00:44:19,401
- No, I-
764
00:44:19,527 --> 00:44:21,987
- If anyone asks,
this is a science demonstration.
765
00:44:24,491 --> 00:44:25,949
Spheres.
766
00:44:31,788 --> 00:44:33,539
I'm also avoiding the parents.
767
00:44:33,665 --> 00:44:35,082
- Me too.
768
00:44:38,962 --> 00:44:42,839
- So... we agree on something?
769
00:44:44,383 --> 00:44:45,550
- Is that a smile?
770
00:44:45,676 --> 00:44:47,511
- No.
- Yes.
771
00:44:49,804 --> 00:44:51,722
You look really nice
when you smile.
772
00:44:55,268 --> 00:44:58,229
- I should get back inside.
773
00:44:58,355 --> 00:44:59,729
- No, wait. Don't go.
774
00:44:59,855 --> 00:45:01,064
We're making progress.
775
00:45:01,190 --> 00:45:03,858
Hey, remember,
the last time I saw you,
776
00:45:03,984 --> 00:45:06,236
you fired me.
777
00:45:06,362 --> 00:45:07,237
You fired me.
778
00:45:08,531 --> 00:45:09,822
- Don't worry about it.
779
00:45:09,949 --> 00:45:11,740
If anyone's getting fired
around here, it's you.
780
00:45:11,866 --> 00:45:16,036
I saw the 5 Ellen made
out of pork the other day.
781
00:45:16,162 --> 00:45:17,871
That was...
782
00:45:17,997 --> 00:45:19,998
That gave me nightmares.
783
00:45:23,502 --> 00:45:26,212
- Well, you have-
784
00:45:26,338 --> 00:45:29,799
you have Lisa doing cancer.
785
00:45:29,925 --> 00:45:31,216
- Yeah, I know.
786
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:35,887
- You know her mother
has cancer.
787
00:45:36,013 --> 00:45:39,266
- Sure.
That's why she picks it.
788
00:45:42,561 --> 00:45:43,811
- She's dying.
789
00:45:43,937 --> 00:45:45,771
- Sure.
790
00:45:45,897 --> 00:45:47,481
That's why she picks it.
791
00:45:54,196 --> 00:45:55,113
- I'm gonna-
792
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:57,156
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
793
00:45:57,283 --> 00:45:58,700
Want to try?
794
00:46:01,661 --> 00:46:03,620
Give it a try.
795
00:46:03,746 --> 00:46:06,456
- I'm not really
a bubbles person.
796
00:46:06,583 --> 00:46:07,874
- Who isn't a bubbles person?
797
00:46:08,001 --> 00:46:10,127
Come on.
Bubbles is circles.
798
00:46:10,253 --> 00:46:11,795
That's math.
That's 360.
799
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:13,254
Come on, big ones.
800
00:46:13,380 --> 00:46:15,381
Everybody loves bubbles.
801
00:46:20,095 --> 00:46:23,805
You know, when I first saw you,
you were...
802
00:46:23,931 --> 00:46:24,973
you were teaching,
803
00:46:25,099 --> 00:46:26,891
and you had the kids
in the front of the room,
804
00:46:27,018 --> 00:46:28,768
and they were...
805
00:46:31,772 --> 00:46:33,897
They were all...
806
00:46:34,024 --> 00:46:36,317
posing as numbers.
807
00:46:36,443 --> 00:46:38,027
I like that.
808
00:46:58,087 --> 00:46:59,838
That's when I...
809
00:47:01,466 --> 00:47:04,133
And that's when I knew
there was something about you.
810
00:47:04,259 --> 00:47:05,968
- You know...
811
00:47:06,094 --> 00:47:08,804
I, um-
I got to go back in.
812
00:47:08,930 --> 00:47:11,182
I got to go back inside.
813
00:47:11,308 --> 00:47:13,184
- You just had it.
814
00:47:13,310 --> 00:47:15,268
- Good night, Mr. Smith.
815
00:47:19,190 --> 00:47:22,651
- Good night, Miss Gray.
816
00:47:30,784 --> 00:47:34,869
- Once, this woman in Texas
817
00:47:34,995 --> 00:47:39,832
wrote out all the numbers
from 1 to 1 billion.
818
00:47:39,958 --> 00:47:43,211
It took a few years...
819
00:47:43,337 --> 00:47:46,088
and a lot of paper.
820
00:47:46,214 --> 00:47:49,424
- Did she use recycled paper?
821
00:47:49,550 --> 00:47:50,884
- I don't know.
822
00:47:51,010 --> 00:47:53,595
- 'Cause if she did,
then that's a good story.
823
00:47:53,721 --> 00:47:56,806
But if she didn't,
then that's a bad story.
824
00:48:05,023 --> 00:48:06,690
- You know,
you should tell your aunt
825
00:48:06,816 --> 00:48:08,733
to pack you a better lunch.
826
00:48:08,859 --> 00:48:12,278
You can't live off potato chips
and chocolate milk.
827
00:48:12,405 --> 00:48:13,405
- Yes, I can.
828
00:48:13,531 --> 00:48:15,906
That's what pirates eat.
829
00:48:16,032 --> 00:48:17,741
- Why do you like pirates?
830
00:48:17,867 --> 00:48:20,577
- My dad took me
on a real pirate ship
831
00:48:20,704 --> 00:48:24,957
when I was
really, really little.
832
00:48:25,083 --> 00:48:28,126
Can I live with you
after my mom dies?
833
00:48:33,215 --> 00:48:35,341
- My apartment is small.
834
00:48:35,467 --> 00:48:37,718
- I'm not that big.
835
00:48:37,844 --> 00:48:38,844
- You can't,
836
00:48:38,970 --> 00:48:40,804
because...
837
00:48:40,930 --> 00:48:43,807
it wouldn't be fair
to the other students.
838
00:48:45,309 --> 00:48:48,769
I mean, I could help you
with your math homework,
839
00:48:48,895 --> 00:48:52,523
and it just wouldn't be fair.
840
00:48:52,649 --> 00:48:54,608
- Makes sense.
841
00:49:13,793 --> 00:49:14,752
- They were pissed off.
842
00:49:14,878 --> 00:49:16,044
- I think
you're a brilliant teacher.
843
00:50:02,045 --> 00:50:04,129
- Are you avoiding me,
Miss Gray?
844
00:50:07,050 --> 00:50:08,759
- No.
845
00:50:12,679 --> 00:50:15,473
I thought I dropped something
out the window.
846
00:50:15,599 --> 00:50:16,933
- Like what,
847
00:50:17,059 --> 00:50:18,601
a quadratic equation?
848
00:50:18,727 --> 00:50:20,811
- More like a decimal point.
849
00:50:20,937 --> 00:50:22,771
- I saw that decimal point.
850
00:50:22,897 --> 00:50:24,147
It went flying that way.
851
00:50:24,273 --> 00:50:26,817
- Decimal points don't fly.
852
00:50:26,943 --> 00:50:29,778
- What do they do?
853
00:50:29,904 --> 00:50:31,570
- They careen.
854
00:50:33,532 --> 00:50:36,242
- You are the strangest woman
I've ever met.
855
00:50:36,368 --> 00:50:38,285
- So?
856
00:50:38,411 --> 00:50:40,162
- So...
857
00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:45,583
Come on.
858
00:50:47,294 --> 00:50:50,671
I'll help you find that...
859
00:50:50,797 --> 00:50:53,048
careening decimal point.
860
00:50:53,174 --> 00:50:55,050
I'm going to the movies.
861
00:50:56,886 --> 00:50:58,971
- I don't like the movies.
862
00:51:02,057 --> 00:51:04,058
- That's all right.
I wasn't asking you to go.
863
00:51:04,184 --> 00:51:05,685
All right, you can go
to the movies with me
864
00:51:05,811 --> 00:51:06,811
if you want.
865
00:51:09,690 --> 00:51:13,483
- I don't... go to the movies.
866
00:51:13,609 --> 00:51:14,776
- That's crazy.
867
00:51:14,902 --> 00:51:16,069
That's like saying
you don't listen to music.
868
00:51:20,032 --> 00:51:22,366
- I hate... music.
869
00:51:22,492 --> 00:51:23,909
- What lie is that?
Three?
870
00:51:28,540 --> 00:51:30,082
- I need to go
to the hardware store
871
00:51:30,208 --> 00:51:31,083
to get some nails.
872
00:51:31,209 --> 00:51:32,500
- Lie four.
873
00:51:34,169 --> 00:51:35,920
- I hate cop movies.
874
00:51:36,046 --> 00:51:37,630
- That's five.
875
00:51:37,756 --> 00:51:38,756
- That's not funny.
876
00:51:38,883 --> 00:51:41,342
- Yeah, one, we got the music.
877
00:51:41,468 --> 00:51:42,718
We got-
Yeah, that's five.
878
00:51:42,844 --> 00:51:45,220
You're lying a lot.
879
00:51:47,390 --> 00:51:48,807
- Everything about you is funny.
880
00:51:48,933 --> 00:51:52,436
Come to the movies with me.
881
00:51:52,561 --> 00:51:54,812
You can buy me popcorn.
882
00:51:54,938 --> 00:51:57,481
Or do you hate popcorn
but not really?
883
00:51:59,610 --> 00:52:02,153
- I need nails.
884
00:52:04,697 --> 00:52:06,781
- I sit in the middle
of the middle.
885
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:34,765
- 42.
886
00:53:00,456 --> 00:53:01,873
- Let's go, guys!
887
00:53:01,999 --> 00:53:03,333
Come on, guys!
888
00:53:26,854 --> 00:53:28,730
- Hey.
889
00:53:28,856 --> 00:53:29,773
Hey, where you going?
890
00:53:29,899 --> 00:53:32,025
- I forgot to get popcorn.
891
00:53:32,151 --> 00:53:35,445
- There's plenty for two
right here.
892
00:53:35,571 --> 00:53:36,654
- But I like butter.
893
00:53:36,780 --> 00:53:37,655
- Shh!
894
00:53:37,781 --> 00:53:39,281
- It's soaked in butter.
895
00:53:39,408 --> 00:53:40,992
- Sit down, lady.
896
00:53:42,577 --> 00:53:43,911
- Sit.
897
00:53:51,419 --> 00:53:52,544
That guy right there,
898
00:53:52,670 --> 00:53:54,379
he's an expert bank robber,
899
00:53:54,505 --> 00:53:56,839
and he got caught
making his last big score.
900
00:53:56,965 --> 00:53:59,216
But the police discovered
this serial killer
901
00:53:59,342 --> 00:54:01,927
who leaves his victims
in bank vaults,
902
00:54:02,053 --> 00:54:03,887
then stuffs their insides
with money,
903
00:54:04,014 --> 00:54:06,140
so now the police need-
904
00:54:06,266 --> 00:54:07,306
- Shh!
905
00:54:07,433 --> 00:54:09,767
The help of the bank robber.
906
00:54:09,893 --> 00:54:12,520
- What denomination of money
are they stuffed with?
907
00:54:12,646 --> 00:54:14,022
- Shh!
908
00:54:17,191 --> 00:54:18,900
- I can't answer that.
909
00:54:25,742 --> 00:54:27,950
But it's
an interesting question.
910
00:54:31,955 --> 00:54:33,456
That's my thumb, Miss Gray.
911
00:54:33,582 --> 00:54:35,416
- I'm sorry.
- You don't have to-
912
00:54:35,542 --> 00:54:36,625
- You better stop talking.
913
00:54:36,752 --> 00:54:38,334
- Hey, why don't you get
another seat, man?
914
00:54:38,461 --> 00:54:40,712
- Why don't you?
915
00:54:49,721 --> 00:54:52,431
- Did you just defend my honor?
916
00:54:52,557 --> 00:54:53,932
- What?
917
00:55:27,422 --> 00:55:28,589
- Mona!
918
00:55:39,891 --> 00:55:42,267
- How did you know
where I live?
919
00:55:44,938 --> 00:55:46,438
- I followed you.
920
00:55:49,150 --> 00:55:51,818
But you're fast.
921
00:55:51,944 --> 00:55:53,820
Very fast.
922
00:55:53,946 --> 00:55:58,074
- I used to... run.
923
00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:02,160
- Why'd you run
out of the movie theater?
924
00:56:09,961 --> 00:56:12,002
I recognize that artist.
925
00:56:17,467 --> 00:56:18,759
Who did that?
926
00:56:18,885 --> 00:56:21,636
- Paul.
927
00:56:21,762 --> 00:56:25,306
- It's kind of a lonely 7.
928
00:56:29,311 --> 00:56:31,395
Who did the volcano?
929
00:56:34,065 --> 00:56:35,858
- Ellen.
930
00:56:37,569 --> 00:56:39,194
- Ba-ba-ba-ba-bah!
931
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:41,363
I like that one.
932
00:56:41,489 --> 00:56:44,782
Oh, I like this potted-
933
00:56:44,908 --> 00:56:47,410
- Bouquet of numbers.
934
00:56:51,748 --> 00:56:53,331
- And there's...
935
00:56:55,084 --> 00:57:00,088
- Lisa.
A six of eyelashes.
936
00:57:05,343 --> 00:57:06,343
Are they real?
937
00:57:08,054 --> 00:57:09,138
- I think so.
938
00:57:11,016 --> 00:57:12,391
- I like you.
939
00:57:15,936 --> 00:57:20,398
I haven't liked anyone...
940
00:57:20,524 --> 00:57:23,400
like this
in a long time.
941
00:57:26,070 --> 00:57:28,447
- How long were you engaged?
942
00:57:31,075 --> 00:57:32,951
- Seven months.
943
00:57:33,077 --> 00:57:35,870
- Which months?
944
00:57:35,996 --> 00:57:41,417
- December to July.
945
00:57:41,543 --> 00:57:43,419
Why?
946
00:57:43,544 --> 00:57:47,839
- That's 212 days,
947
00:57:47,965 --> 00:57:50,508
unless it was a leap year.
948
00:58:02,729 --> 00:58:04,729
You know that?
949
00:58:06,649 --> 00:58:07,899
- Yeah.
950
00:58:17,075 --> 00:58:19,034
- You know that?
951
00:58:53,149 --> 00:58:55,775
- I have to go to the bathroom.
952
00:59:08,454 --> 00:59:09,830
- You okay?
953
00:59:51,327 --> 00:59:52,535
- What's wrong?
954
00:59:57,624 --> 00:59:59,458
- Just...
955
00:59:59,584 --> 01:00:01,585
not into it.
956
01:00:05,757 --> 01:00:07,966
- You were with me before.
957
01:00:08,091 --> 01:00:10,134
- No, I wasn't.
958
01:00:10,260 --> 01:00:12,470
- What did you do
in the bathroom?
959
01:00:12,596 --> 01:00:14,680
- Please leave.
960
01:00:27,651 --> 01:00:29,610
- Liar.
961
01:00:40,412 --> 01:00:41,996
- Class!
962
01:00:42,122 --> 01:00:44,082
Class!
963
01:00:44,208 --> 01:00:47,877
I'm Miss Gray,
and I'm a weirdo.
964
01:00:48,003 --> 01:00:51,296
Who wants to come up here
and be a booger?
965
01:00:51,422 --> 01:00:54,424
- Miss Gray is not a weirdo.
966
01:00:54,550 --> 01:00:55,717
- Yes, she is.
967
01:00:55,843 --> 01:00:57,427
And so are you.
968
01:01:02,057 --> 01:01:03,307
- Ann.
969
01:01:03,433 --> 01:01:05,393
- You're late.
970
01:01:05,519 --> 01:01:08,020
And it's my turn
to do "numbers and materials."
971
01:01:08,146 --> 01:01:10,063
- Is it really your turn?
972
01:01:10,189 --> 01:01:11,731
- I'm not a liar.
973
01:01:17,988 --> 01:01:19,239
Ta-da.
974
01:01:19,365 --> 01:01:21,407
See?
It's a perfect number.
975
01:01:21,533 --> 01:01:22,491
- Awesome!
976
01:01:22,617 --> 01:01:24,034
- Where did you get that?
977
01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:25,494
- I made it.
978
01:01:25,620 --> 01:01:28,330
42 plus 5 equals 48.
979
01:01:28,456 --> 01:01:31,290
- No, it's not.
It's 47.
980
01:01:32,918 --> 01:01:34,794
- You didn't make it.
981
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:37,505
I know who it belongs to.
982
01:01:37,631 --> 01:01:39,841
- It's mine, and I made it.
983
01:01:50,435 --> 01:01:51,809
- Go on, Lisa.
984
01:01:51,935 --> 01:01:55,438
- Okay, but don't let her
get away with anything.
985
01:01:59,443 --> 01:02:04,487
- So how about you and I go
to the hardware store together
986
01:02:04,613 --> 01:02:08,658
and we'll give the number back
to Mr. Jones?
987
01:02:08,784 --> 01:02:12,494
I mean, he'll be so happy
that he got his number back,
988
01:02:12,620 --> 01:02:14,204
he may even give you a reward.
989
01:02:14,330 --> 01:02:16,165
- A reward?
990
01:02:16,291 --> 01:02:18,834
I don't want a stupid reward.
991
01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:21,420
And you cannot keep me
from recess.
992
01:02:21,546 --> 01:02:24,714
- Give... it... to me.
993
01:02:33,639 --> 01:02:35,640
- Weirdo.
994
01:02:41,981 --> 01:02:43,022
- I'll go.
995
01:02:46,067 --> 01:02:48,944
I'll go to the hardware store
with you.
996
01:02:49,070 --> 01:02:52,490
Then you can take me
to visit my mom.
997
01:02:56,243 --> 01:02:57,744
- Hey, you psyched
998
01:02:57,870 --> 01:02:59,746
for the sulfuric acid experiment
tomorrow?
999
01:02:59,872 --> 01:03:01,539
We're gonna rock that.
1000
01:03:05,084 --> 01:03:06,668
- Mr. Smith.
1001
01:03:06,794 --> 01:03:08,545
- What's up?
1002
01:03:08,671 --> 01:03:10,380
- Want to come
to the hardware store
1003
01:03:10,507 --> 01:03:11,757
with me and Miss Gray?
1004
01:03:11,883 --> 01:03:12,966
- I can't.
1005
01:03:13,092 --> 01:03:14,759
I have my after-school
science club meeting.
1006
01:03:14,885 --> 01:03:17,428
I have to show up
because I said I would,
1007
01:03:17,554 --> 01:03:19,722
and I always mean what I say
and say what I mean.
1008
01:03:19,848 --> 01:03:21,015
I'm a straight shooter.
1009
01:03:21,141 --> 01:03:22,683
Not everyone is, but...
1010
01:03:22,809 --> 01:03:24,559
Hey, listen,
thanks for the invite.
1011
01:03:24,685 --> 01:03:27,771
- You're gonna miss a good time.
1012
01:03:31,984 --> 01:03:37,696
- Mr. Jones?
1013
01:03:44,287 --> 01:03:46,204
Mr. Jones?
1014
01:03:49,333 --> 01:03:52,085
If he's not here, why would he
leave his door open?
1015
01:03:52,211 --> 01:03:55,254
- Maybe he was captured
by pirates.
1016
01:04:07,599 --> 01:04:09,016
This way.
1017
01:04:13,063 --> 01:04:15,398
- "And falling on a bench,
he laughed until the tears..."
1018
01:04:15,524 --> 01:04:16,940
- Mom!
Nan!
1019
01:04:17,066 --> 01:04:18,400
- Hi.
1020
01:04:26,408 --> 01:04:31,078
- This is my math teacher,
Miss Gray.
1021
01:04:31,204 --> 01:04:34,582
- Is she an invisible
math teacher?
1022
01:04:35,625 --> 01:04:37,083
- Miss Gray?
1023
01:04:42,298 --> 01:04:46,426
This is Miss Gray.
1024
01:04:47,677 --> 01:04:49,261
- Lisa, you want to get
some potato chips?
1025
01:04:49,387 --> 01:04:50,429
- Aye-aye, matey.
1026
01:04:50,555 --> 01:04:51,680
- Arr!
Shiver me timbers.
1027
01:04:51,806 --> 01:04:52,723
Well, come on.
1028
01:05:02,316 --> 01:05:04,400
- I really like your hair.
1029
01:05:10,656 --> 01:05:13,617
You can't catch cancer.
1030
01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:28,296
- Lisa asked me
to bring her here today.
1031
01:05:30,799 --> 01:05:33,801
- Yeah, she doesn't
like my sister very much.
1032
01:05:37,306 --> 01:05:40,474
But she likes you.
1033
01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:42,851
- I like her too.
1034
01:05:50,984 --> 01:05:55,988
Her dad got her into pirates,
she said.
1035
01:05:58,450 --> 01:06:00,408
- No.
1036
01:06:00,534 --> 01:06:03,328
Lisa never knew her father.
1037
01:06:05,331 --> 01:06:06,706
- Well, I-I thought-
1038
01:06:06,832 --> 01:06:08,917
- Would you...
1039
01:06:09,043 --> 01:06:11,794
Iook in on Lisa
from time to time?
1040
01:06:19,843 --> 01:06:22,762
- Of course.
1041
01:06:55,209 --> 01:06:56,793
Mr. Jones!
1042
01:06:58,713 --> 01:07:00,505
Mom?
1043
01:07:00,631 --> 01:07:01,588
Mom?
Dad?
1044
01:07:01,715 --> 01:07:03,132
Have you seen Mr. Jones?
1045
01:07:03,258 --> 01:07:04,842
Mom, have you seen Mr. Jones?
1046
01:07:04,968 --> 01:07:06,760
- He's gone.
1047
01:07:06,886 --> 01:07:09,763
And I can't find my car keys.
1048
01:07:09,889 --> 01:07:11,264
- Who's gone?
Mr. Jones?
1049
01:07:11,390 --> 01:07:14,308
- No, Mona.
Your dad.
1050
01:07:14,435 --> 01:07:16,436
Your dad's gone.
1051
01:07:16,562 --> 01:07:18,855
- What?
Where did he go?
1052
01:07:18,981 --> 01:07:19,939
- I don't know where.
1053
01:07:20,065 --> 01:07:21,732
I don't know where he is.
1054
01:07:26,028 --> 01:07:30,615
And I found these
behind the washing machine.
1055
01:07:30,742 --> 01:07:32,366
He's been hiding them,
1056
01:07:32,492 --> 01:07:35,244
and I don't know for how long
he's not taking them.
1057
01:07:37,748 --> 01:07:40,875
- This never would have happened
if I still lived here.
1058
01:07:41,001 --> 01:07:42,168
- Stop it!
1059
01:07:42,293 --> 01:07:45,587
You can't help him!
1060
01:07:45,713 --> 01:07:47,922
And I don't know
where he is.
1061
01:07:59,225 --> 01:08:00,642
- Dad?
- Is that your father?
1062
01:08:00,769 --> 01:08:01,977
I've been trying
to get him to move,
1063
01:08:02,103 --> 01:08:03,311
but he won't get up.
1064
01:08:03,437 --> 01:08:04,812
- Dad.
1065
01:08:04,938 --> 01:08:10,276
- The energy
is trapped in this circle,
1066
01:08:10,402 --> 01:08:12,445
and it needs to be released.
1067
01:08:16,574 --> 01:08:17,991
- Let's go home.
1068
01:08:18,117 --> 01:08:20,410
- Do you need me
to make a call for you?
1069
01:08:20,536 --> 01:08:23,788
- No, we're fine.
Thank you.
1070
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:30,169
Why did you stop
taking your medicine?
1071
01:08:30,295 --> 01:08:32,797
- Because they're poison.
1072
01:08:32,923 --> 01:08:35,632
And they'll poison my body.
1073
01:08:35,758 --> 01:08:37,717
- No, it'll help you.
1074
01:08:41,847 --> 01:08:44,348
- You understand?
1075
01:08:44,474 --> 01:08:46,642
I have to dig right here.
1076
01:08:50,688 --> 01:08:53,148
If I don't open this...
1077
01:08:57,528 --> 01:08:59,987
I...
1078
01:09:00,113 --> 01:09:01,989
- Please...
1079
01:09:05,910 --> 01:09:07,702
Let's just go home.
1080
01:09:10,414 --> 01:09:12,749
- Don't you want me
to get better?
1081
01:09:12,875 --> 01:09:15,417
- That's all I want.
1082
01:10:01,878 --> 01:10:03,753
- I have my
"numbers and materials."
1083
01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:07,006
I know it's not Friday,
but this one's special.
1084
01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:12,469
It's my dad's fake arm.
1085
01:10:12,596 --> 01:10:13,512
- Cool!
1086
01:10:13,638 --> 01:10:15,306
- It looks like a number 1,
right?
1087
01:10:15,432 --> 01:10:17,765
- Can I touch it?
1088
01:10:17,892 --> 01:10:19,934
- Pretty awesome, huh?
1089
01:10:20,060 --> 01:10:22,478
- It doesn't look like a 1.
1090
01:10:22,605 --> 01:10:23,479
It looks like an arm.
1091
01:10:23,606 --> 01:10:26,107
- It does too
look like a number 1.
1092
01:10:29,736 --> 01:10:32,029
- Why did your dad's arm
fall off?
1093
01:10:32,155 --> 01:10:35,824
- It didn't fall off.
It got blown off in the war.
1094
01:10:35,950 --> 01:10:37,326
Should I subtract now,
Miss Gray?
1095
01:10:37,452 --> 01:10:39,118
Miss Gray?
Miss Gray.
1096
01:10:39,244 --> 01:10:40,286
Miss Gray.
1097
01:10:40,412 --> 01:10:41,287
- What?
1098
01:10:41,413 --> 01:10:42,330
- Should I subtract now?
1099
01:10:42,456 --> 01:10:43,706
Hey, that's my dad's!
1100
01:10:43,832 --> 01:10:44,749
- Elmer!
1101
01:10:44,875 --> 01:10:47,084
Give it back!
1102
01:10:47,210 --> 01:10:48,835
- Get back here!
1103
01:10:48,961 --> 01:10:50,962
- Elmer, give Danny back
his dad's arm.
1104
01:10:51,088 --> 01:10:52,339
- Give it back right now!
1105
01:10:52,465 --> 01:10:54,257
- Elmer!
1106
01:10:54,383 --> 01:10:56,343
Hey, Elmer!
1107
01:10:56,469 --> 01:10:57,510
Give it!
1108
01:10:57,637 --> 01:10:58,677
Elmer, give it back!
1109
01:10:58,803 --> 01:11:01,221
- Give it back!
1110
01:11:01,348 --> 01:11:04,141
- Miss Gray,
you can't control the class.
1111
01:11:04,267 --> 01:11:05,643
You're gonna get fired.
1112
01:11:05,769 --> 01:11:07,478
- Shut up.
1113
01:11:07,604 --> 01:11:10,521
- No one cares about you, Lisa.
1114
01:11:10,648 --> 01:11:12,065
- Give me the arm!
- No!
1115
01:11:12,191 --> 01:11:14,025
- Help!
1116
01:11:17,154 --> 01:11:20,030
- Miss Gray, look!
1117
01:11:23,868 --> 01:11:24,952
- I'm gonna divide you,
1118
01:11:25,078 --> 01:11:27,496
subtract you,
and multiply you.
1119
01:11:27,622 --> 01:11:29,455
- Lisa!
1120
01:11:29,581 --> 01:11:31,999
Go stand by the door.
1121
01:11:32,125 --> 01:11:33,167
- Ha!
1122
01:11:33,293 --> 01:11:35,503
- Ann, you need to learn
how to be nice!
1123
01:11:35,629 --> 01:11:38,673
Oh, my God.
1124
01:11:42,301 --> 01:11:44,844
- I, uh...
1125
01:11:44,971 --> 01:11:47,347
Okay.
1126
01:11:47,473 --> 01:11:49,349
I'm sorry.
1127
01:11:49,475 --> 01:11:50,724
I...
1128
01:11:57,899 --> 01:11:59,817
- Lisa! Lisa!
1129
01:11:59,943 --> 01:12:01,359
Lisa. Lisa.
1130
01:12:01,485 --> 01:12:03,528
- Let me go.
- Stop it.
1131
01:12:03,654 --> 01:12:06,030
- Let me go!
- Stop!
1132
01:12:07,241 --> 01:12:08,866
My mom died.
1133
01:12:08,993 --> 01:12:11,827
She died!
1134
01:12:15,331 --> 01:12:18,500
Why can't I get cancer too?
1135
01:12:22,337 --> 01:12:23,504
- I'm sorry.
1136
01:12:23,630 --> 01:12:25,881
- I'm sick of Lisa showing off.
1137
01:12:28,552 --> 01:12:29,510
- Ann!
1138
01:12:29,636 --> 01:12:31,761
- I'm gonna chop her
into pieces.
1139
01:12:33,055 --> 01:12:34,681
- Ann...
1140
01:12:34,807 --> 01:12:36,474
put the ax down.
1141
01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:37,934
- I'm gonna chop her!
1142
01:12:38,060 --> 01:12:39,019
- No, you're not.
1143
01:12:39,145 --> 01:12:41,812
- I'm gonna chop her
into pieces.
1144
01:12:41,938 --> 01:12:44,231
- You're not gonna chop anyone.
1145
01:12:44,357 --> 01:12:45,816
- I'm sick of her.
1146
01:12:45,942 --> 01:12:46,900
- Please?
1147
01:12:47,027 --> 01:12:49,236
- And I'm sick of you.
1148
01:12:49,362 --> 01:12:50,696
- Give me the ax.
1149
01:12:58,203 --> 01:13:01,664
There comes a moment
when you look around,
1150
01:13:01,790 --> 01:13:05,667
waiting for the person in charge
to help you,
1151
01:13:05,793 --> 01:13:10,922
and then you realize
you're the person in charge.
1152
01:13:11,049 --> 01:13:13,466
You are the grown-up.
1153
01:13:15,218 --> 01:13:17,803
You're the only grown-up there.
1154
01:13:21,808 --> 01:13:23,141
And you're not very good at it.
1155
01:13:26,896 --> 01:13:31,232
Life is much, much harder
than math.
1156
01:13:34,027 --> 01:13:35,569
Dad!
1157
01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:55,212
- Miss Gray!
1158
01:14:48,261 --> 01:14:50,303
- I got nine stitches.
1159
01:14:50,429 --> 01:14:52,305
- I got 27.
1160
01:14:52,431 --> 01:14:55,642
- 9 times 3 equals 27.
1161
01:14:55,767 --> 01:14:57,393
- You're correct.
1162
01:15:09,029 --> 01:15:10,697
- What are you doing?
1163
01:15:10,823 --> 01:15:12,240
- I'm doing what you do.
1164
01:15:14,994 --> 01:15:18,996
I used to imitate you at lunch.
1165
01:15:19,122 --> 01:15:21,874
The bench makes the same sound
as your desk.
1166
01:15:25,003 --> 01:15:28,921
Why do you do it?
1167
01:15:29,047 --> 01:15:31,883
- Why?
Um...
1168
01:15:32,968 --> 01:15:38,513
I do it when I feel...
1169
01:15:41,184 --> 01:15:42,976
Alone.
1170
01:15:43,102 --> 01:15:46,354
- Then that's why I do it.
1171
01:15:46,480 --> 01:15:48,272
I want to be like you.
1172
01:15:50,567 --> 01:15:52,401
- Don't do that.
1173
01:15:52,527 --> 01:15:56,447
Don't be like me.
1174
01:15:56,573 --> 01:15:59,365
- But I'm alone.
1175
01:16:02,119 --> 01:16:04,787
I'm all alone.
1176
01:16:29,602 --> 01:16:35,315
- Not only did you bring an ax
to school,
1177
01:16:35,441 --> 01:16:39,818
but you lied about having
a college degree.
1178
01:16:39,945 --> 01:16:42,404
Shame on you.
1179
01:16:46,660 --> 01:16:50,078
You're a wonderful math teacher,
Miss Gray.
1180
01:16:50,204 --> 01:16:53,873
But you are never allowed
to step foot in my school
1181
01:16:53,999 --> 01:16:56,251
ever again.
1182
01:17:20,356 --> 01:17:23,441
- Mr. Jones!
1183
01:17:34,995 --> 01:17:36,328
Ow!
1184
01:17:54,470 --> 01:17:56,471
Hello?
1185
01:17:59,684 --> 01:18:03,227
- What are you doing?
1186
01:18:03,353 --> 01:18:06,147
Get out of here!
1187
01:18:06,273 --> 01:18:07,982
- You're not dead?
1188
01:18:08,108 --> 01:18:09,317
- Why would I be dead?
1189
01:18:09,443 --> 01:18:10,693
- What's going on?
- I don't know.
1190
01:18:10,819 --> 01:18:13,361
- I found your numbers
all over town,
1191
01:18:13,487 --> 01:18:15,030
and your store was left open.
1192
01:18:15,156 --> 01:18:16,323
Your car's gone-
1193
01:18:16,449 --> 01:18:17,699
- Get out of my bedroom.
1194
01:18:17,825 --> 01:18:19,200
- Who is this girl?
1195
01:18:19,327 --> 01:18:20,285
- Mona Gray.
1196
01:18:20,411 --> 01:18:22,619
- Mona Gray,
will you please get out?
1197
01:18:22,746 --> 01:18:24,955
- Should I call the police?
- No.
1198
01:18:25,081 --> 01:18:27,875
- But you need your numbers.
1199
01:18:28,001 --> 01:18:29,126
How are you gonna know
1200
01:18:29,252 --> 01:18:30,919
how you feel or who you are
without them?
1201
01:18:31,046 --> 01:18:33,588
- Andrea, I'll be right back.
1202
01:18:33,714 --> 01:18:34,714
I'm sorry.
1203
01:18:39,219 --> 01:18:42,971
- So why don't you need
your numbers anymore?
1204
01:18:43,097 --> 01:18:44,222
- Why do you care?
1205
01:18:44,349 --> 01:18:47,392
- I care because
you're the reason I love math.
1206
01:18:47,518 --> 01:18:49,227
You taught me
numbers were everything.
1207
01:18:49,354 --> 01:18:50,562
And I noticed your numbers,
1208
01:18:50,688 --> 01:18:52,397
and I used to keep
a vertical bar graph
1209
01:18:52,523 --> 01:18:55,358
measuring them
against your moods.
1210
01:18:57,027 --> 01:18:59,570
- You made a graph?
1211
01:19:04,617 --> 01:19:06,326
Would you like to sit?
1212
01:19:08,454 --> 01:19:12,165
I left the store open,
I sold my car,
1213
01:19:12,291 --> 01:19:14,166
all because of 42.
1214
01:19:16,336 --> 01:19:18,170
Who gives a damn
about anything else
1215
01:19:18,296 --> 01:19:21,298
when you're wearing a 42?
1216
01:19:21,424 --> 01:19:23,175
- I saw you that day.
1217
01:19:23,301 --> 01:19:24,592
- A marvelous day,
1218
01:19:24,718 --> 01:19:27,428
the tops I've ever been.
1219
01:19:27,554 --> 01:19:30,556
- How did you get to be 42?
1220
01:19:33,227 --> 01:19:38,397
- And I realized if I don't have
to be a number,
1221
01:19:38,523 --> 01:19:40,899
I can be anything.
1222
01:19:44,778 --> 01:19:48,489
I don't understand
why you're suddenly interested.
1223
01:19:48,615 --> 01:19:51,117
You were the meanest
little girl I ever knew.
1224
01:19:51,243 --> 01:19:54,245
You egged my car
every Halloween.
1225
01:19:55,413 --> 01:19:56,621
You knew that was me?
1226
01:19:56,747 --> 01:19:58,373
- Of course.
1227
01:19:58,499 --> 01:20:04,379
What I don't know
was why you would do that.
1228
01:20:07,590 --> 01:20:10,467
- Because you ignored me.
1229
01:20:10,593 --> 01:20:13,011
And you ignored my father.
1230
01:20:16,390 --> 01:20:18,307
- What?
1231
01:20:18,434 --> 01:20:21,394
- You never asked
about him once.
1232
01:20:21,520 --> 01:20:23,396
- Yes, I did.
1233
01:20:23,522 --> 01:20:25,982
- No, you didn't.
1234
01:20:26,107 --> 01:20:31,111
- One day, you were...
you were playing in the yard,
1235
01:20:31,237 --> 01:20:35,282
and I asked you
what happened to your dad.
1236
01:20:35,408 --> 01:20:37,283
He seems faded.
1237
01:20:39,911 --> 01:20:42,788
- Uh-uh.
- I did! I most certainly did.
1238
01:20:42,914 --> 01:20:44,623
You were standing right there
1239
01:20:44,749 --> 01:20:47,292
wearing your green rubber boots,
1240
01:20:47,418 --> 01:20:49,544
throwing rocks at that tree.
1241
01:20:49,670 --> 01:20:52,672
I asked about your dad,
and you said to me,
1242
01:20:52,798 --> 01:20:54,466
"Shut up, Mr. Jones."
1243
01:21:30,415 --> 01:21:32,374
I should have asked you again.
1244
01:21:34,961 --> 01:21:36,378
I'm sorry.
1245
01:21:38,881 --> 01:21:43,426
Maybe that day,
you just weren't yourself.
1246
01:21:49,265 --> 01:21:52,851
- I don't think
I've ever been myself.
1247
01:21:57,565 --> 01:22:00,483
- So what is wrong
with your dad?
1248
01:22:03,695 --> 01:22:07,240
- He thinks he's about to die.
1249
01:22:07,366 --> 01:22:11,076
- Do you think
he's about to die?
1250
01:22:30,636 --> 01:22:32,387
- Do you miss running?
1251
01:22:40,603 --> 01:22:43,814
Do you want to know
how I hurt my leg?
1252
01:22:43,940 --> 01:22:45,857
You never asked.
1253
01:22:45,984 --> 01:22:47,025
- I'm sorry.
1254
01:22:47,151 --> 01:22:48,902
I've been thinking about
1255
01:22:49,028 --> 01:22:53,114
cutting another shape of health
into the backyard
1256
01:22:53,240 --> 01:22:55,449
but this time
with a larger radius,
1257
01:22:55,576 --> 01:22:57,159
because the last one
was too small,
1258
01:22:57,286 --> 01:23:01,121
but I'm thinking about trying
one with a bigger range.
1259
01:23:04,625 --> 01:23:07,002
What do you think?
1260
01:23:07,128 --> 01:23:11,589
- I don't think I can
keep you company anymore.
1261
01:23:11,715 --> 01:23:13,549
- My beautiful child.
1262
01:23:13,675 --> 01:23:14,925
It's perfectly fine with me
1263
01:23:15,051 --> 01:23:16,885
if you just want
to wait in the car.
1264
01:23:34,152 --> 01:23:35,694
- He didn't get it.
1265
01:23:41,117 --> 01:23:43,534
But I finally did.
1266
01:24:03,219 --> 01:24:05,888
- Got this in the mail.
1267
01:24:08,391 --> 01:24:10,142
I thought it was
a little wordy.
1268
01:24:13,063 --> 01:24:16,814
- I didn't know
what else to say.
1269
01:24:16,940 --> 01:24:21,861
- Lisa insisted that I
come see you.
1270
01:24:24,614 --> 01:24:27,240
- How is she?
1271
01:24:27,367 --> 01:24:30,869
- Quieter than she used to be.
1272
01:24:41,880 --> 01:24:43,839
- I'm sorry.
1273
01:24:46,842 --> 01:24:48,968
You were right.
1274
01:24:49,095 --> 01:24:51,680
I was lying.
1275
01:24:51,806 --> 01:24:53,014
Just so you know,
1276
01:24:53,140 --> 01:24:54,890
next time,
1277
01:24:55,016 --> 01:24:58,894
if there's ever
gonna be a next time,
1278
01:24:59,020 --> 01:25:01,480
when I say I'm going
to the bathroom,
1279
01:25:01,606 --> 01:25:04,732
don't let me.
1280
01:25:11,532 --> 01:25:15,534
- I'm not gonna be your
bathroom monitor, Miss Gray.
1281
01:26:25,807 --> 01:26:26,724
Mona?
1282
01:26:26,850 --> 01:26:29,309
I forgot to tell you something.
1283
01:26:31,520 --> 01:26:32,896
I lied.
1284
01:26:34,440 --> 01:26:36,441
I will be
your bathroom monitor.
1285
01:26:39,569 --> 01:26:43,030
- I don't need
a bathroom monitor.
1286
01:26:43,156 --> 01:26:44,364
- You don't?
1287
01:27:01,589 --> 01:27:04,508
I didn't mean
to just barge in like that.
1288
01:27:04,634 --> 01:27:07,511
- It's okay.
1289
01:27:07,637 --> 01:27:09,678
Thanks for coming back.
1290
01:28:10,568 --> 01:28:11,943
- Miss Gray?
1291
01:28:12,069 --> 01:28:14,696
Alisha Beeze, Levan's mom.
1292
01:28:16,782 --> 01:28:19,492
I'm an attorney, and I think
you have an excellent case
1293
01:28:19,618 --> 01:28:23,036
against Ann DiGanno's family
as well as the school district.
1294
01:28:23,162 --> 01:28:26,915
You could be looking
at a large settlement.
1295
01:28:27,041 --> 01:28:30,252
- There's really
only one thing I want.
1296
01:28:30,378 --> 01:28:32,920
- And this one states that
in exchange for your job back,
1297
01:28:33,046 --> 01:28:34,755
you agree to drop the lawsuit,
1298
01:28:34,882 --> 01:28:37,925
attend night school
to get your teaching degree,
1299
01:28:38,051 --> 01:28:39,927
and promise to never bring
hardware supplies
1300
01:28:40,053 --> 01:28:41,761
into the classroom again.
1301
01:28:45,016 --> 01:28:46,057
- Pen?
1302
01:28:48,728 --> 01:28:50,270
- Great show for you today.
1303
01:28:50,396 --> 01:28:53,272
- This whole thing
is so unfair.
1304
01:28:53,398 --> 01:28:56,609
I can't even go on a date
when she's around.
1305
01:28:56,735 --> 01:28:59,945
I'm not heartless.
1306
01:29:00,071 --> 01:29:02,031
I'm not.
1307
01:29:02,156 --> 01:29:04,115
I'm just not ready.
1308
01:29:07,244 --> 01:29:09,913
I know that it's awful.
1309
01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:16,418
But I don't want her.
1310
01:29:19,881 --> 01:29:21,214
- I do.
1311
01:29:28,847 --> 01:29:33,350
My dad's fairy tale
had it backwards.
1312
01:29:33,476 --> 01:29:34,643
Love doesn't mean
1313
01:29:34,769 --> 01:29:37,729
you have to sacrifice
parts of yourself.
1314
01:29:43,568 --> 01:29:46,737
The whole is greater
than the sum of its parts.
1315
01:29:46,863 --> 01:29:47,863
What do you see?
1316
01:29:47,989 --> 01:29:49,531
- Look.
1317
01:29:51,743 --> 01:29:53,243
- Oh, yeah.
1318
01:29:55,120 --> 01:29:57,497
Do I have any volunteers?
1319
01:29:57,623 --> 01:30:01,417
Okay, my little eye spies...
1320
01:30:01,543 --> 01:30:05,504
Isabelle and David
and Kevin.
1321
01:30:10,635 --> 01:30:15,137
There were 122 frogs
in one pond
1322
01:30:15,263 --> 01:30:18,182
and 57 in another.
1323
01:30:18,308 --> 01:30:21,394
How many frogs were there total?
1324
01:30:21,520 --> 01:30:24,480
- That's not a good math story.
1325
01:30:26,691 --> 01:30:28,984
179.
1326
01:30:29,110 --> 01:30:30,276
- Nice!
1327
01:30:30,403 --> 01:30:32,529
- Do you know any better ones?
1328
01:30:32,655 --> 01:30:34,030
- Let me think.
1329
01:30:34,156 --> 01:30:35,114
I got one.
1330
01:30:35,240 --> 01:30:38,325
- Put a 3 in it
and a pirate.
87000
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.