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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:08,508 ["Boca Chica" by Munya playing] 2 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,639 [McEnroe] Devi sat in her room, fretting and fidgeting 3 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:18,184 over the drive-by she'd had with Paxton earlier that evening. 4 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:20,812 First, he had called her "pal." 5 00:00:21,396 --> 00:00:22,397 Hey, pal. 6 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:24,566 [McEnroe] Then he walked right past her 7 00:00:24,649 --> 00:00:27,527 like she was gathering signatures for Greenpeace. 8 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:29,320 What did it mean? 9 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:32,240 Was Paxton actually not into her at all, 10 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:34,117 and would he never again show up at her... 11 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:35,200 [knocking on window] 12 00:00:36,244 --> 00:00:39,622 Hey. You should tell your mom that she needs to clean the gutters. 13 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:42,459 I think there's an Amazon delivery drone stuck in there. 14 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:46,629 - Whoa, what are you doing? - What do you mean? 15 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:49,632 You totally walked right by me at the play. 16 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:51,801 You didn't even slow your pace out of politeness! 17 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:54,929 Sorry, we were in a hurry. Trent's mom needed the car 18 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:57,515 to get to her job as an illusionist at The Magic Castle. 19 00:00:57,599 --> 00:01:00,143 Okay, but you also called me "pal." 20 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:03,646 As far as I know, pals don't creep through other pal's windows to hook up. 21 00:01:05,106 --> 00:01:06,399 Are you embarrassed of me? 22 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:08,610 No, of course not. 23 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:13,281 But if I'm being honest, I'm not really a PDA guy, 24 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:17,577 and I think labels are just kinda cheesy, you know? 25 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:19,746 I guess. 26 00:01:19,829 --> 00:01:24,042 And it's kinda nice that we save that stuff for when we're in private. 27 00:01:24,709 --> 00:01:25,710 That cool? 28 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:28,922 [McEnroe] I think any reasonable adult watching this 29 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:30,965 knows that Paxton's embarrassed of her. 30 00:01:31,716 --> 00:01:34,719 Unfortunately, when you've been romantically unsuccessful 31 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:37,847 for as long as Devi has, you'll take what you can get. 32 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,599 Yeah, sure. 33 00:01:39,682 --> 00:01:43,812 ♪ Moving, moving Way too fast ♪ 34 00:01:43,895 --> 00:01:46,689 ♪ Slow down If you want it to last ♪ 35 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:49,442 [music continues] 36 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:55,031 - Damn! - Whoa! 37 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,116 I don't know. 38 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:58,618 Thanks, El, for bringing all these dresses over, 39 00:01:58,701 --> 00:02:00,787 but it's not very utilitarian. 40 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:02,872 Like where do I put my TI-84? 41 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,916 In a drawer at home. 42 00:02:04,999 --> 00:02:07,752 You have to look snatched for when you get Cricket Queen, 43 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:11,756 which you definitely will, B-T-dubs. Everyone's voting for you. 44 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:12,966 You think so? 45 00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:15,426 I know so. Right, Devi? 46 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:17,554 Guys, I need to tell you something. 47 00:02:19,013 --> 00:02:20,557 I think I might be sort of... 48 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:22,392 dating Paxton? 49 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:23,852 [both] What? 50 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:26,980 Where did that even come from? 51 00:02:27,063 --> 00:02:29,065 I was trying something. Forget it. 52 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:31,109 What do you mean "sort of dating"? 53 00:02:31,192 --> 00:02:34,445 Paxton came through my window two nights in a row to make out. 54 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:35,989 How are we just hearing this? 55 00:02:36,072 --> 00:02:38,700 You should've texted us right after! Or during! 56 00:02:38,783 --> 00:02:42,620 I know, but I think maybe something's not great about it. 57 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,748 Last night, he came over and gave me this whole speech 58 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,792 about how he's not into labels or PDA. 59 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:52,338 Are you worried that he's ashamed of you? But he's dated you publicly before. 60 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:55,758 [McEnroe] Devi thought back to her brief relationship with Paxton 61 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:58,261 and noticed a few things she hadn't seen before. 62 00:02:58,344 --> 00:03:00,722 Oh, you mean a lot to me too, bro. 63 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:05,059 Oh my God. I don't think he called me his girlfriend then either. 64 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:08,062 I didn't notice because I was busy two-timing him with Ben! 65 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:10,106 There's a very easy way to solve this. 66 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:13,401 The dance is on Saturday. Every couple's going. 67 00:03:13,484 --> 00:03:16,738 So if he sees you as his real girlfriend, he'll ask you. 68 00:03:16,821 --> 00:03:21,159 - Pfft! - Which he definitely will, so... 69 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,287 you need a dress, squirlfriend. 70 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:26,623 [chuckles] 71 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:28,791 ["Foolish Me" by Loma Suyo playing] 72 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:31,961 [McEnroe] The next day, it seemed like everywhere Devi turned, 73 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:34,047 people were asking each other to the dance. 74 00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:35,256 [balloon pops] 75 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:38,635 She was surrounded by overt proclamations of love, 76 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:41,638 with no assurances that she would get one of her own. 77 00:03:44,682 --> 00:03:47,727 Paxton had six days to ask her to the dance. 78 00:03:47,810 --> 00:03:51,397 If he didn't, she would officially be a sad side-piece. 79 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:56,194 Bro! Judge our burping contest? 80 00:03:56,277 --> 00:03:58,488 - [McEnroe] But today wasn't the day. - Mmm. 81 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:02,825 And apparently, neither was Tuesday or Wednesday. 82 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,619 So by Thursday morning, 83 00:04:04,702 --> 00:04:08,331 Devi's chances of being asked to the dance were looking kinda slim. 84 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:14,003 Devi was so confused because at night, things were kinda steamy. 85 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:17,632 I usually go get a snack when this happens. 86 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:21,010 And there was also a decent amount of sweetness. 87 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,680 Why do you have a little man made of trash lying around? 88 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:25,431 Don't make fun. He's my art. 89 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:27,934 I'm not making fun. I love this gum-wrapper dude. 90 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:29,394 - [chuckles] - I'm gonna keep him. 91 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:30,728 Mmm. 92 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,400 Oh, Devi! 93 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,694 - Kamala? - You forgot your lunch. 94 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:40,863 - Oh. - And your wallet, and your phone. 95 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:43,658 Did you not notice you left with an empty backpack this morning? 96 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,452 Thanks, Kamala. I've been a little distracted. 97 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:49,205 Cousin Kamala. Hey, welcome back. 98 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,373 Oh, hi. 99 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:51,291 Manish, right? 100 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:52,625 Good memory. 101 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:56,004 So what are you doing back here? Oh, did Devi get suspended again? 102 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:57,839 Give me some freaking credit, Mr. K. 103 00:04:57,922 --> 00:04:59,984 - ["Roll With Me" playing] - [Mr. Kulkarni] What the...? 104 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:02,844 ♪ Roll, you know I gotta roll You know I gotta roll ♪ 105 00:05:02,927 --> 00:05:04,387 ♪ If you wanna roll with me ♪ 106 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:07,181 ♪ Roll with me, don't fade on me, love ♪ 107 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,183 ♪ Oh baby, don't play with me now ♪ 108 00:05:12,186 --> 00:05:13,938 ♪ Slow down, let me talk to you ♪ 109 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:16,274 ♪ If you wanna roll with me ♪ 110 00:05:16,357 --> 00:05:17,817 - [all cheering] - [laughs] 111 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:20,403 Oh my God, Marcus! Of course I'll go with you. 112 00:05:20,486 --> 00:05:21,654 - Dope! - [all cheering] 113 00:05:22,238 --> 00:05:23,406 What was that? 114 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:25,366 Big Winter Dance this Saturday. 115 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:27,327 Oh! Devi, are you going? 116 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:30,413 - Uh, it's kinda for popular kids. - Damn, Mr. K! 117 00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:33,791 Maybe. I don't know. I still have to figure some things out. 118 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:36,044 Uh, you know who is going? 119 00:05:36,627 --> 00:05:37,503 Me. 120 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:39,255 Although most of the chaperones, 121 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,632 we bail on the dance and go to Mr. Shapiro's class, 122 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:44,969 and we do karaoke, and we drink booze... Devi, you did not hear that. 123 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:48,431 - You should come by. - Oh, I... 124 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:49,974 Ew, she can't. 125 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:52,310 Her mega-hot fiancé's parents are coming to town. 126 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:57,273 - Sorry. I... I didn't mean it like a date. - You definitely did. 127 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,984 It's... No. Thank you so much. 128 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:01,944 If it were any other weekend, I'd love to come. 129 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:04,989 I'm always looking for an excuse to publicly sing "Drops of Jupiter." 130 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,699 - [laughs] - [Devi fake laughs] 131 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:10,119 Now that even my adult cousin has been asked to the Winter Dance, 132 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:13,081 it's time for me to dip. Thanks for lunch, Kamala. 133 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:19,379 What up, Eric? I wanted to let you know that I'll be at robotics practice later. 134 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:23,424 You said that the last eight practices. I've talked about it in therapy. 135 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,804 Dude, you've missed eight robotics practices? 136 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:30,056 You're the captain, and robots are your whole brand. 137 00:06:30,139 --> 00:06:33,142 Yeah, Gears Brosnan is your emergency contact. 138 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:35,728 Yeah, I've just been busy with this Cricket Queen stuff. 139 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:38,231 I didn't want to let Sasha and Eve down. It's fine! 140 00:06:39,273 --> 00:06:41,359 So, what's up with Paxton? 141 00:06:41,442 --> 00:06:45,113 - He still hasn't asked you yet? - No. I keep getting my hopes up. 142 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:46,989 Like last night, he said, "Hey, 143 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:50,034 do you want to go with me to the Dan Stevens book signing?" 144 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:52,245 - [scoffs] - I guess Paxton loves Downton Abbey. 145 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:54,372 Sure, I could see him as a Grantham-head. 146 00:06:54,455 --> 00:06:58,543 Hey, babe! Someone left a little message for you on my phone! 147 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:01,671 Hey, Ben. Hi. 148 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:03,923 It's your fellow Clipper fan, Billy Crystal. 149 00:07:04,006 --> 00:07:05,967 - No way. - [laughs] 150 00:07:06,050 --> 00:07:09,053 What are you doing for the Winter Dance? Are you gonna go? 151 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:12,390 Or you gonna sit at home like a dope, eating pretzels in your underwear? 152 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:16,811 Aneesa asked me to ask you to go to the dance with her. 153 00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:18,146 - So what do you say? - [laughs] 154 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:21,899 You say, "Yes." Otherwise, you are a complete doofus. 155 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:24,610 So what do you think? You a doofus? 156 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:27,697 Yeah, let's go to the dance. That was awesome! 157 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:30,324 Full disclosure. I've actually met William. 158 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:32,493 That's what his friends call him, before... 159 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:34,370 - Like a Hollywood... - Aneesa! Psst! 160 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,123 [chuckles] 161 00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:38,207 Hey. 162 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,501 Did you just ask Ben to the dance? 163 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:42,295 Yeah. Why, is that weird? 164 00:07:42,378 --> 00:07:45,923 No, no, no. It's just, most girls around here wait for the guy to ask. 165 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:48,176 But that's so old-fashioned, and honestly, 166 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:51,220 it's so much more stressful waiting around for these dumb boys 167 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,384 to get their acts together. 168 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:54,015 - [school bell rings] - Huh. 169 00:07:54,098 --> 00:07:55,433 [upbeat music playing] 170 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:10,573 [exhales sharply] 171 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,326 Hey! 172 00:08:14,785 --> 00:08:17,538 So I don't know if you have any weekend plans or anything, 173 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:20,416 but I was wondering if maybe you wanna do something dumb 174 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,584 and go to... 175 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:24,462 Whoa, Crazy Devi, are you asking Paxton to the dance? 176 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:26,214 It's not... 177 00:08:28,090 --> 00:08:31,260 Yeah. Would you wanna go to the dance with me? 178 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,640 Sorry, but... no. 179 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,767 - [sucks in air] - [Trent] Ooh. 180 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:41,187 Mmm. Mmm. 181 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:43,856 [somber music playing] 182 00:08:44,815 --> 00:08:46,984 - [sighs] - [Trent] Harsh, dude. 183 00:08:48,277 --> 00:08:50,738 [McEnroe] After that quite public rejection, 184 00:08:50,821 --> 00:08:53,241 Devi was hoping to hide out in the ladies' room 185 00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:54,951 until everyone else went home. 186 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:58,037 But the thing about crying in a high school bathroom is, 187 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,915 the last person you want to see always walks right in. 188 00:09:00,998 --> 00:09:02,198 - [door opens] - [Ben] Warning! 189 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,168 Man entering the girls' bathroom. 190 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:07,463 I'm not, like, trying to record you guys peeing or anything. 191 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,341 Ben? What are you doing? Get out of here! 192 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:12,468 I saw what happened. 193 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:14,387 [Devi] Great. 194 00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:19,684 [sniffling] Could there just be one day where I don't absolutely humiliate myself? 195 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:23,062 Listen, if anyone should be embarrassed, it's Paxton. 196 00:09:23,145 --> 00:09:25,398 I mean, have you seen his Instagram? 197 00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:29,485 The last video he posted was of him putting a little snake in Trent's hair. 198 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:32,280 He's not, like, great at decision-making. 199 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:36,367 [inhales deeply] 200 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:37,493 [sighs] 201 00:09:38,035 --> 00:09:40,162 ["Running" by GOLDEN playing] 202 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:42,707 [exhales] 203 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,585 Why are you being nice to me? 204 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:48,004 Shouldn't you be, like, relishing this moment 205 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:51,591 with a tub of popcorn and a FIJI Water from your dad's home office? 206 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:53,551 Well, I don't drink FIJI. 207 00:09:53,634 --> 00:09:56,345 We only do Smartwater because my dad reps Aniston. 208 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,598 Sure, of course. [scoffs] 209 00:09:58,681 --> 00:09:59,807 [sniffling] 210 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,684 Ugh! 211 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,561 I can't go out like this. 212 00:10:03,644 --> 00:10:06,939 The last thing I need is for Paxton to see that I've been crying 213 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:08,816 and think I'm even more pathetic. 214 00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:10,943 Who cares what Paxton thinks? 215 00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:14,655 [sighs] When are you gonna realize that that dick doesn't deserve you? 216 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:20,661 ♪ But I get these feelings ♪ 217 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:24,165 Also, I heard he bought his abs in Mexico. 218 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:25,791 [exhales] 219 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:28,418 Thanks, Ben. 220 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:31,505 You're not the worst, you know that? 221 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:36,260 ♪ Running ♪ 222 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:37,345 [door opens] 223 00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:39,513 [door closes] 224 00:10:40,556 --> 00:10:43,476 Hey, guys. I'm here, and I got some snacks. 225 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:46,020 So, Lenny, did you ever figure out 226 00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:48,648 what was wrong with the hydraulic arm on the KX94? 227 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:53,110 - What's going on? - I hate to inform you, 228 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:55,780 but you're no longer captain of the robotics team. 229 00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:56,989 I'm the captain now. 230 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,616 What? Says who? 231 00:10:58,699 --> 00:10:59,950 Says everyone! 232 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:02,203 You abandoned us for your pursuit of popularity. 233 00:11:02,286 --> 00:11:04,038 But guess what? 234 00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:07,541 There's no room for popularity on the robotics team. 235 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:10,961 It's not about popularity. I was trying to help the queer community. 236 00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:14,882 Well, Lenny's queer. Did it help him when we lost to East Encino last week? 237 00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:16,133 Lenny's queer? 238 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:22,139 - Oh. - Also, you abandoned your robot. 239 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,518 He was left under a roof leak and started to spark so much 240 00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:27,645 that a little flame burst forth from his head. 241 00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:29,188 - [whirring] - Gears! 242 00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:31,440 Jordan had to replace all of his wiring. 243 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,777 Hey, baby doll. Give Daddy some sugar. 244 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,821 I turned him into a straight-up player! 245 00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:40,783 No! If anything, Gears is a fussy old queen like C-3PO. 246 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:44,662 You may stay on the team, Fabiola, but under my rule. 247 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,164 [claps] 248 00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:54,255 Hot damn, chickadee. You make my freak flag fly. 249 00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:57,883 [sighs] 250 00:11:58,509 --> 00:11:59,593 [knocking on window] 251 00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:05,641 You can't be serious. You're gonna climb in here after what you did to me today? 252 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,268 I'm so sorry, Devi. 253 00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:11,188 - Knew you didn't think I was good enough. - What? I think you're good enough for me. 254 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,190 You rejected me in front of your friends. 255 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,901 - Not because I think I'm better than you. - Why then? 256 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:20,781 I don't know, Devi, maybe because you humiliated me. Remember? 257 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:24,618 I mean, you two-timed me, and then I got yeeted by a Chevy Volt. 258 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:29,623 [sighs] How am I supposed to publicly be with the girl who cheated on me. 259 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:33,252 and then ruined my swimming career? The whole school would think I'm a joke. 260 00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:36,881 [McEnroe] When he said it like that, it kinda made a lot of sense. 261 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:41,051 Look, Devi, I like you. 262 00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:42,762 All right? I really do. 263 00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:48,058 But we either do this in secret or not at all. 264 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:56,484 So after he publicly swerved you, he showed up for a sneaky link? 265 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,401 That dog! 266 00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:59,737 Yeah, he said he'll only be with me in secret. 267 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:03,115 How dare he not treat you like the Tamil goddess you are? 268 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:06,035 You told him to take his toned ass straight to hell, right? 269 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:10,414 Totally. I mean, 'cause if I didn't, that'd be pathetic of me, right? 270 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:14,168 Hi, girls. Take your homework upstairs. We're gonna need the room. 271 00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:15,753 Why? What's happening? 272 00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:19,757 We have to cook a regal feast for Kamala's proposal dinner tomorrow. 273 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,717 Are we calling it a "proposal dinner"? 274 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,928 We don't have any evidence to support that. 275 00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:25,054 Oh, sure. 276 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,807 Maybe Prashant's parents flew halfway around the world 277 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,475 to eat Domino's on our couch 278 00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:31,685 and watch Ellen's Game of Games. 279 00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:32,978 Stupid child. 280 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,480 [sighs] 281 00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:35,815 [gentle music playing] 282 00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:39,735 [sighs] 283 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:41,987 - [knocking on door] - [door opens] 284 00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:44,490 Dad? You're in my room? 285 00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:50,663 - Did I fall asleep on my homework again? - Yes. You drooled all over your maths. 286 00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:53,624 I'm happy to see you, but what's up? 287 00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:58,629 I feel you could use some fatherly wisdom. I can tell your heart is a little heavy. 288 00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,924 So you know about the Paxton situation? 289 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:05,427 I do, but it's not good enough for you, my perfect girl. 290 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:09,640 You keep calling me that, but I'm so far from perfect. 291 00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:11,141 I keep messing things up. 292 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,476 [laughs] I know. 293 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,229 Some of your recent decisions have been totally wacko. 294 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,524 But just because you've made some mistakes 295 00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:20,776 doesn't mean you deserve to settle for less. 296 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:24,196 The Devi I know would never agree to be someone's secret girlfriend 297 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,281 kept in the shadows. 298 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,617 Maybe I'm different now. 299 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:29,702 You're not. 300 00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:31,495 I have known you your entire life, 301 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:34,832 and you've never been the kind of person who wanted to be hidden away. 302 00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:37,126 Are you disappointed in me? 303 00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,377 Of course not. 304 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:42,756 I call you my perfect girl because you are perfect to me, 305 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,301 not because I expect you to be perfect all the time. 306 00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:48,845 Thanks, Dad. 307 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,307 I miss you. 308 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,225 I am always here. 309 00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,231 [exhales] 310 00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:07,573 [gentle music playing] 311 00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:09,992 [McEnroe] After her talk with her dream dad, 312 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,953 Devi knew what she had to do vis-à-vis Paxton. 313 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:15,456 [exhales] 314 00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:18,876 [McEnroe] But of course, the gods seemed to enjoy 315 00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:21,337 making this as hard as possible for her. 316 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,421 [Paxton exhales] 317 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,799 - We need to talk. - Ahh! 318 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:29,428 I can't be your secret hookup. That's not who I am. 319 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:31,429 Okay? 320 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:34,266 I want a boyfriend who'll take me to the dance, hold my hand, 321 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:37,061 and let me sit in his lap while we share a chicken sandwich. 322 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:39,939 That last one was very specific. 323 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:42,650 I saw Rosalia and Eric do it, and it seemed nice. 324 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:45,527 - They make a really good couple. - [scoffs] They're a great couple. 325 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:52,326 Anyway, I know a lot of this is my fault, and I'm sorry. 326 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:57,289 But I'm not gonna settle for some weird secret thing behind closed doors. 327 00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:00,626 I wanna be someone's public girlfriend. 328 00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:04,755 Look, Devi, I get it. 329 00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:07,216 All right? Really, I do, 330 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,927 but I just can't be that for you. 331 00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:12,179 I'm sorry. 332 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:19,478 Understood. [sighs] 333 00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,104 Well, 334 00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:24,108 thank you for the time we spent together. 335 00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:25,191 You are 336 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,444 very good at kissing. 337 00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:31,699 [McEnroe] This might seem like a sad moment, but not long ago, 338 00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:34,451 this teen had offered up her virginity to him 339 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:37,496 like it was a hummus sample at the grocery store, 340 00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:41,625 and now, she was walking away from an almost-relationship. 341 00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,794 I have to say I'm impressed with the kid. 342 00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:44,878 [exhales sharply] 343 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,843 ♪ Please don't look at my girlfriend ♪ 344 00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:54,555 ♪ She's the only one The only one ♪ 345 00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:57,474 ♪ Please don't look at my girlfriend ♪ 346 00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:02,229 Remember when we were gonna come tonight in a sleek limo with sexy boyfriends? 347 00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:05,357 But then, here we are. Single at our first high school dance, 348 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,568 and we arrived in your stepmom's hatchback. 349 00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:11,155 Yeah. I'm really sorry my dress almost suffocated you. 350 00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:13,866 It really demands more space than a two-door vehicle. 351 00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:14,825 Mmm. 352 00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:17,786 And I'm also really sorry about Paxton, Devi. 353 00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:20,539 - I know you're disappointed. - Yeah. 354 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,792 But honestly, I'm psyched that you're my date. 355 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,711 You're a huge step up from Malcolm. 356 00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:29,214 He stopped wearing deodorant after he heard Leo DiCaps doesn't. 357 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,216 His pits were loud! 358 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,927 Hey, guys. Um, did Fabiola come with you? 359 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:36,180 No, we thought she was coming with you. 360 00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,098 No. She told me she was gonna meet me here, 361 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,184 but they'll hand out the Cricket Crowns soon, 362 00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:41,643 and she's not texting me back. 363 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,438 Huh. I wonder where she is. 364 00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:47,357 [sighs] Come on, Gears, come back to me. 365 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:51,236 Maybe you should just oil me down, woman. 366 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:53,781 Fabiola? 367 00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:56,200 Why are you crying? 368 00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:58,410 It doesn't matter. I'm fine. 369 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:02,790 Honey, your velvet's soaked with tears. You're not fine. 370 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,002 I just thought it would be easier after coming out, 371 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,088 but even with the queer girls, 372 00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,548 I feel like I'm constantly trying to fit in. 373 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:15,094 And now the robotics team hates me, and Gears is a creep. 374 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:20,891 I guess I'm as bad at being a lesbian as I was a closeted straight person. 375 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:26,647 I think what you mean is that you're bad at being Sasha and Eve. 376 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:29,900 Being gay, you're fine at. You like girls, right? 377 00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:31,110 Very much so. 378 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:35,030 I had a dream the other night that Dua Lipa was feeding me grapes. 379 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,615 [Jonah] I've had that dream too. 380 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,201 Jonah? Where'd you come from? 381 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,911 I'm ubiquitous, henny. 382 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:44,414 Also, my hearing aids have been specifically tuned to eavesdrop. 383 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:49,169 It's hard after pretending for so long to finally live your authentic life. 384 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:53,549 I don't love how straight girls feel like they can casually call me "bitch" now. 385 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,676 Amen, bitch. Oh. 386 00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:00,472 The whole point of coming out is to get to be who you are. 387 00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:03,308 And we love who you are. 388 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,145 [Jonah] Exactly. 389 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:10,607 So, sister, be who you are. 390 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,864 What up, Sherman Oaks? 391 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,949 [all cheering] 392 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:24,913 First of all, Zoe and I are so happy to be back on the dance committee, 393 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,790 after everyone realized that the dance 394 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:30,294 is completely paid for by my dad's car dealership. [chuckles] 395 00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:31,378 And secondly, 396 00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:34,506 in this envelope are the names of this year's Cricket royalty. 397 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,508 So without further ado, 398 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:40,929 your Cricket Queen and Cricket Queen are... 399 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,973 Eve Hjelm and Fabiola Torres! 400 00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:45,184 - Let's get those sheroes up here. - [all cheering] 401 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,188 Where the hell is she at? 402 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,564 [dance music playing] 403 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,610 [Fabiola] I'm here! I'm here. 404 00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,740 [Shira] Okay, gorgeous! 405 00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:01,158 [all cheering and applauding] 406 00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:04,161 All right, it's time for the spotlight dance. 407 00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:07,247 And just to remind you, this is, like, historic. 408 00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:09,499 So nobody else dance out of respect, okay? 409 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,211 If you do, you're a bigot. 410 00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,589 [soft dance music playing] 411 00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,634 [whirring] Those tiaras are giving me life. 412 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:19,885 Thanks, Gears. 413 00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:23,680 ["You'll Probably Think This Song Is About You" by Hachiku playing] 414 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,185 Look, Eve, I have to tell you something. 415 00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:30,269 I'm not cool. 416 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,731 I don't know anything about pop culture, 417 00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:35,901 and I don't know how to use hip phrases like "what's the tea?" 418 00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:38,946 - And I feel unsafe in ripped jeans. - I know all that. 419 00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:42,699 And the only thing I love besides my family, friends, and you, are robots. 420 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,660 So I don't wanna miss any more practices. 421 00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,621 Wait, you love me? 422 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:49,998 Did I say that out loud? 423 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:55,254 Damn it! Why do I always blurt out all of my most personal secrets? 424 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,214 I love you too. 425 00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:58,966 What? 426 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:01,385 Not because I care about you being cool. 427 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:05,430 Fabiola, you're the most beautiful person I've ever met. 428 00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:08,475 [music continues] 429 00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:10,560 [vocalizing] 430 00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:17,818 - [chattering on TV] - [phone ringing] 431 00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:23,917 - Hello? - [Ms. Warner on phone] Hi, Paxton. 432 00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,617 It's Ms. Warner. 433 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:28,370 I'm sure you're at the dance, so I won't keep you. 434 00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,998 I was just going over your end of the semester grades, 435 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:33,000 and I'm so impressed. 436 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,668 You've really turned it around! 437 00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:39,006 Wow, really? So do you think I have a chance of getting into college? 438 00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:42,634 I do. If you keep this up, you'll have plenty of options. 439 00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:44,052 [sighs] That's awesome! 440 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:47,931 So it seems like you and Devi made a pretty good little team there, huh? 441 00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,225 [laughing] Not that I'm trying to take credit 442 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,852 for your accomplishments here. 443 00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:53,562 Well, maybe just a little. [laughs] 444 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:55,647 Have a good time tonight. Bye-bye. 445 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,317 [chattering over TV continues] 446 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:04,406 ["Summer Love" by Hello Pongo playing] 447 00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:09,995 ♪ I came here alone ♪ 448 00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:11,955 ♪ Just like... ♪ 449 00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:13,582 Hey. 450 00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,292 - Hey! - [exhales] 451 00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:17,502 So... 452 00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:21,173 Thanks again for the pep talk the other day. 453 00:22:21,965 --> 00:22:23,925 Yeah. No problem. 454 00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:26,428 So, be honest, 455 00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:28,764 were you in the girls' bathroom to help me, 456 00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:31,391 or was it for perv reasons, and I happened to be there? 457 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:33,685 Obviously, perv reasons. I don't care about you. 458 00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:36,897 That's what I thought. I was like, "Hold on, wait. Ben is sweet?" 459 00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:39,649 - Then I was like, "Nah." - Yeah, no, I'm a total creep. 460 00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:41,318 [both laugh] 461 00:22:45,989 --> 00:22:49,201 So, uh, like, would you maybe want to... 462 00:22:49,284 --> 00:22:51,036 Hey, guys! 463 00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:55,123 Ben, you can't be a wallflower all night. You have to dance with me! 464 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,292 Think of the steps it'll add to your pedometer. 465 00:22:57,876 --> 00:23:00,003 Yeah, sure. Let's do it. 466 00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:04,257 ♪ I came here alone ♪ 467 00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:07,010 [music continues] 468 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:15,394 Mmm, dinner was lovely. 469 00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:18,355 But what I'm looking forward to is dessert. 470 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,194 I'm not quite ready for dessert yet. 471 00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:27,489 I still have a whole lot of food on my plate. [laughs] 472 00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:31,785 I appreciate you wanting to seem like a dainty eater in front of our guests, 473 00:23:31,868 --> 00:23:35,080 but maybe you can try to eat more than one pea at a time, Kamala, 474 00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:36,957 so that they're not waiting so long. 475 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,917 That's okay. We don't have to rush. 476 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,961 - Please, take your time. - [both chuckle] 477 00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:43,422 Some of us don't have a lot of time left, 478 00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:46,842 and we can't wait forever for you to slow-eat your matar paneer. 479 00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:49,719 Prashant, have you given a thought 480 00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:51,888 to how many children you would like to have? 481 00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:55,642 You know, you don't have to answer that. Let me get the dessert first. 482 00:23:55,725 --> 00:23:59,938 No! No, Pati, you sit. I'll go get the dessert. 483 00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:01,273 [sighs] 484 00:24:02,065 --> 00:24:03,525 [chuckles] 485 00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:05,986 [door opens, closes] 486 00:24:06,069 --> 00:24:08,071 [upbeat music playing] 487 00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:16,872 ["Love Goes" playing] 488 00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:21,293 Ugh! Another slow song? This is like the third one in a row. 489 00:24:21,376 --> 00:24:23,879 Is the DJ trying to make single people feel like shit? 490 00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:25,589 It's Lenny. 491 00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:28,925 Eric paid him 20 bucks to only play slow songs for him and Rosalia. 492 00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:31,428 ♪ You're broken ♪ 493 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,555 ♪ I know this... ♪ 494 00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:34,681 Mmm. 495 00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:37,976 BRB. 496 00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:43,732 Aw. Look at our girl. She looks so happy. 497 00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:46,693 You know, I've learned an important lesson. 498 00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:49,446 Love is not the same thing as being starstruck. 499 00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:51,781 I think the right guy for me will think that... 500 00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:53,700 - [male voice] You're a star. - Huh? 501 00:24:53,783 --> 00:24:57,913 I saw you in the play. You were straight-up transcendent, Erica. 502 00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:01,750 It's Eleanor, but thank you. 503 00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:04,586 So like you wanna dance or something? You could say no. 504 00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:09,090 ♪ ...the only one I'm fooling Is my stupid self ♪ 505 00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:12,093 - Really? - [Eleanor] Yeah. 506 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,178 Sick. 507 00:25:14,721 --> 00:25:17,807 [McEnroe] Devi was thrilled her most dramatic friend's night 508 00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:19,935 had taken a romantic turn. 509 00:25:20,435 --> 00:25:24,814 But looking at all the happy, let's face it, horny couples around her, 510 00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:27,067 made Devi feel even more alone. 511 00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:30,612 It was time to get the hell out of here. 512 00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:33,949 ♪ Goes, goes ♪ 513 00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:37,244 ♪ That's how love goes, goes ♪ 514 00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:40,539 ♪ Goes, goes ♪ 515 00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:43,875 ♪ That's how love goes, goes ♪ 516 00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:47,170 ♪ Goes, goes ♪ 517 00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:49,172 ♪ That's how love ♪ 518 00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:51,883 ♪ Say one day I'll be back ♪ 519 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:54,261 ♪ Don't hold your breath ♪ 520 00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:55,804 [inaudible] 521 00:25:55,887 --> 00:26:01,851 ♪ Just know I hold a place For you always ♪ 522 00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:07,023 ♪ 'Cause that's how love goes, goes ♪ 523 00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:10,235 ♪ That's how love goes, goes ♪ 524 00:26:10,318 --> 00:26:11,598 - [brakes screeching] - [screams] 525 00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:15,907 - [exhales] - [car door opens, closes] 526 00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:18,285 - [exhales] - [muffled voice] Devi! Oh my God, Devi. 527 00:26:19,202 --> 00:26:21,788 Devi! Devi, are you okay? 528 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,333 I'm so sorry. I didn't see you. 529 00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:27,919 You came to the dance. 530 00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:29,879 Anything broken? Did you hit your head? 531 00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:31,423 Did you come to the dance for me? 532 00:26:31,506 --> 00:26:34,634 What? Yeah, obviously! Now, how many fingers am I holding up? 533 00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:37,262 Three. Wait, you came to the dance for me? 534 00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:41,057 - Yeah, I came to the dance for you. - So what does that mean? 535 00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:43,852 Are you sure I shouldn't take you to, like, a hospital? Or... 536 00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:47,606 This dress is really padded. I'm fine. Are you here as my friend or as my... 537 00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:51,985 Damn, Devi. You're gonna make me say it? 538 00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:56,239 As your boyfriend. 539 00:26:56,323 --> 00:26:59,618 ♪ Goes, goes ♪ 540 00:27:00,243 --> 00:27:02,871 ♪ That's how love goes ♪ 541 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:05,415 [McEnroe] It's happening! It's happening! 542 00:27:05,498 --> 00:27:08,293 - Shit! We've waited so long for this. - [cork pops] 543 00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:11,504 Sorry, having champagne. I'll turn my mic off. 544 00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:13,798 ♪ Yeah ♪ 545 00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:14,966 ♪ Yeah ♪ 546 00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:16,551 [vocalizing] 547 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,678 ♪ That's how love goes ♪ 548 00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:21,222 [vocalizing] 549 00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:26,811 ♪ Whoa ♪ 550 00:27:29,189 --> 00:27:31,524 [music rising] 551 00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:48,458 So, shall we dance? 552 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,127 Yeah. Okay. 553 00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:53,421 ["Say Something" by Kylie Minogue playing] 554 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,180 [music builds] 555 00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:05,892 Are you serious? Now, you play a fast song? 556 00:28:05,975 --> 00:28:07,394 I will end you, DJ Humanoid! 557 00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:10,897 Hey! Hey, hey, it's okay. We can still slow dance. 558 00:28:11,606 --> 00:28:15,443 ♪ We're a million miles apart In a thousand ways ♪ 559 00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:21,491 Oh my God, he showed. 560 00:28:23,576 --> 00:28:24,953 You've gotta be kidding me. 561 00:28:27,163 --> 00:28:29,666 Of course, it's him. It's always been him. 562 00:28:30,291 --> 00:28:33,002 What? No, it hasn't. 563 00:28:33,086 --> 00:28:36,047 After you took her to Malibu, she wanted to choose you, 564 00:28:36,131 --> 00:28:38,842 but Fab and I talked her out of it. Sorry about that. 565 00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:42,595 And everything she did to Aneesa was because she was jealous, 566 00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:45,432 'cause she thought you were hooking up with her at the relay. 567 00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:48,893 So just for the record, it's not always been him. 568 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,438 ♪ In the darkest place ♪ 569 00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:58,528 So I guess I'm Paxton Hall-Yoshida's girlfriend now. 570 00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:02,323 - Guess so. - I wonder what that's gonna be like. 571 00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:05,410 ♪ Oh, we're just ♪ 572 00:29:05,493 --> 00:29:07,245 ♪ Just tryna find ourselves ♪ 573 00:29:07,328 --> 00:29:09,789 ♪ In the storms we chase ♪ 574 00:29:09,873 --> 00:29:14,294 ♪ Ey, ey, ey, ey, ey ♪ 575 00:29:14,377 --> 00:29:16,463 ♪ Baby, in and out of summer ♪ 576 00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:18,339 We could find our way  577 00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:27,474 ♪ I, I think about you Ooh, whoa-whoa, eh ♪ 578 00:29:27,557 --> 00:29:31,436 ♪ I can't help thinking 'bout ya I'm always thinking 'bout ya ♪ 579 00:29:31,519 --> 00:29:34,981 ♪ Ooh, whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah ♪ 580 00:29:35,064 --> 00:29:38,151 ♪ S-s-s-say something, say something ♪ 581 00:29:38,234 --> 00:29:39,944 ♪ Tell me how you're feeling ♪ 582 00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:44,115 ♪ 'Cause love is love, it never ends ♪ 583 00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:48,787 ♪ Can we all be as one again? ♪ 584 00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:53,082 ♪ 'Cause love is love, it never ends ♪ 585 00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:57,629 ♪ Can we all be as one again? ♪ 586 00:29:57,712 --> 00:30:02,175 ♪ 'Cause love is love, it never ends ♪ 587 00:30:02,258 --> 00:30:06,679 ♪ Can we all be as one again? ♪ 588 00:30:06,763 --> 00:30:11,100 ♪ 'Cause love is love, it never ends ♪ 589 00:30:11,184 --> 00:30:13,436 ♪ Can we all be... ♪ 47137

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