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Who's the guy you’re with
in this photo?
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No.
123 likes isn't "nothing".
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Why does it bother me?
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How can I put it?
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You haven't touched me in months,
but with him, no problem.
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No, wait, don't hang up.
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Excuse me,
what's going on exactly?
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The last train's in 5 minutes.
I can't miss it.
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I don't know, a delivery...
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Right...
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Just tell me:
are you in love with this guy?
12
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Wait...
Have I got this right?
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You're dumping me in a taxi
like a worthless shit?
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You can’t just end a four-year
relationship over the phone!
15
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Nobody does that!
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Hello?
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Hello!?
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He blocked me?!
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The bastard
has just blocked me.
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He blocked me!
Un-fucking believable! Bastard!
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For fuck's sake!
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What's wrong with you!?
- Everything’s wrong!
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Right!
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Out! Go on, get out.
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No, it's raining.
- Get out!
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Hi, it's me.
The best lay you ever had.
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I have something important
to tell you, asshole.
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Good evening.
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Fuck off and die.
You'll never see me again.
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I'd like a room.
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We're done, forever!
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Enjoy your life
with that dirty whore.
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I'd like a room.
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For fuck's sake!
Can't you see I'm busy?
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I was dictating a break-up message
to my ex and you've fucked it up.
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So, what do you want?
- A room.
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We have one room left.
I wouldn't take it if I were you.
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Why?
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Screw up my message
and I screw with your head.
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Catch!
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Okay...
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Nice ass available...
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Charming...
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Soft stocky discreet
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Wanna suck now?
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Nope, that's not happening,
my boy...
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Hey. How are you?
What are you looking for here?
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I feel like...
spending some quality time...
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a relaxed evening,
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with someone who is... who is...
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someone friendly... nice...
take my mind off things...
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That's good.
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Do you speak French?
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A little.
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And what do you do in life?
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I'm up for a direct hook-up.
Available now?
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-Erm yes...
- Photos?
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And you?
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That'll scare him away.
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Oh, okay, I see...
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That's no good.
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Do I like sex hook-ups?
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I love sex hook-ups,
I'm a real sex beast.
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Let me take you hard.
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I'm...
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Did you find it easily?
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Right, okay, you don’t waste any time.
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What?
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- Take it easy, huh?
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Okay, sorry,
but this isn't happening.
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It’s just that I’ve never...
It's just not how I operate.
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It's not my thing, the whole... thing.
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It's just not me.
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I'm not an automatic car.
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I need time, you see,
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to travel
down the motorway, calmly,
77
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shifting gears,
clack, clack...
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before accelerating
and launching myself.
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Do you understand?
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Exactly.
You're not at all my type.
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Besides, I hate the English.
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Oh shit...
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No thanks.
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Great idea, Romain. Well done,
well fucking done. Great idea. Great...
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Right, what do I have to do
to get you to leave?
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Suck me.
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A real romantic...
88
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Sorry...
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Leave.
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It's nothing personal,
all right?
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You're very handsome,
and very sexy.
92
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But I think it's best
if you leave, okay?
93
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I have a lot of work to do,
and I'm not feeling horny.
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No! Put that out!
You'll trigger the alarm!
95
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I'm the fucking Queen of England.
And you?
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Sounds like a lot of pressure.
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00:11:19,541 --> 00:11:22,041
I set up a start-up
with a couple of buddies.
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I'm a manager.
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Yes.
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No no, I'm 100% straight, me.
101
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What’s with the questions?
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You telling me you’re not gay?
103
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Not strictly.
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Oh, right. So what are you then?
Are you bi?
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00:12:02,291 --> 00:12:03,666
Heteroflexible?
106
00:12:04,041 --> 00:12:06,041
Pansexual?
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00:12:05,166 --> 00:12:06,916
Demisexual?
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Asexual? No... no...
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00:12:10,916 --> 00:12:12,291
You're definitely not asexual.
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Okay, you're pissing me off now.
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You're cute when you're angry.
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Do you do this often?
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What? Dancing?
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Fucking?
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With strangers you meet on apps?
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No reason.
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And you like it?
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Yeah, but it’s all just
the result of algorithms.
119
00:14:02,291 --> 00:14:05,791
What's the likelihood of meeting
someone you really match with?
120
00:14:07,541 --> 00:14:11,416
Not to mention all the freaks
and the collectors of photos.
121
00:14:11,541 --> 00:14:14,041
- All these people...the fakes...
- Hey...
122
00:14:28,416 --> 00:14:31,541
I don't know, there must be
guys who are a lot more...
123
00:14:33,666 --> 00:14:35,666
more attractive than me.
124
00:14:38,541 --> 00:14:40,041
I chose you...
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00:14:42,541 --> 00:14:46,291
- Because you were the closest.
- Oh, okay, great.
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00:14:47,791 --> 00:14:49,416
- Hey...
- No, it's fine.
127
00:15:06,041 --> 00:15:08,416
You might want to think about
turning down the sound!
128
00:15:12,291 --> 00:15:14,166
Am I interrupting something?
129
00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:20,166
Oh keep going!
130
00:15:20,916 --> 00:15:23,666
My ultimate fantasy is to watch
two guys getting it on.
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Oh Jesus, what the fuck
am I doing here?
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Relax, sweetie.
133
00:15:31,541 --> 00:15:32,916
I'm not going to bite you.
134
00:15:34,291 --> 00:15:36,666
So how did the two of you meet?
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00:15:36,791 --> 00:15:38,291
- I want to know everything.
- By chance.
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00:15:38,791 --> 00:15:40,291
By sheer coincidence.
137
00:15:44,541 --> 00:15:47,041
You find love on sex apps?
You naughty boy!
138
00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:49,666
I don't find anything
since I'm not looking for anything.
139
00:15:51,291 --> 00:15:52,416
Right...
140
00:15:53,041 --> 00:15:54,916
Is there anything to drink here?
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00:16:27,291 --> 00:16:29,291
You want some?
142
00:16:29,041 --> 00:16:30,416
No, I’m fine, thanks.
143
00:16:42,291 --> 00:16:44,041
Do you still believe in it?
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00:16:45,916 --> 00:16:47,166
In what?
145
00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:50,416
Love?
146
00:16:57,916 --> 00:16:59,291
Here, check this out:
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00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:02,541
This is my ex,
148
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,166
and this is the bitch
he ran off with.
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00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:08,666
I didn't see it coming.
150
00:17:10,291 --> 00:17:11,541
I have an idea.
151
00:17:16,041 --> 00:17:18,041
Come here.
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00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:22,541
Show me passion, like you
want to fuck me right now.
153
00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:28,791
Come on, make an effort,
do something, smile!
154
00:17:29,666 --> 00:17:31,666
Here you go.
155
00:17:34,916 --> 00:17:36,916
Pinch my nipple.
156
00:17:36,291 --> 00:17:38,166
Why are you guys
obsessed with nipples?
157
00:17:43,166 --> 00:17:45,166
Kiss me.
158
00:17:50,916 --> 00:17:53,291
We said kissing,
not tearing out my tonsils.
159
00:17:58,291 --> 00:17:59,916
Shit, we look gross.
160
00:18:00,666 --> 00:18:01,791
Look at your ugly mug!
161
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,416
How do you expect me
to make him jealous with that?
162
00:18:34,541 --> 00:18:36,041
We’ve got it.
163
00:18:36,541 --> 00:18:38,166
I think I have some nice pictures here.
164
00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:40,916
He'll be jealous, definitely.
165
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,166
Hey! You can stop now!
166
00:18:51,791 --> 00:18:54,291
Hey, that's it, we get it!
167
00:19:01,291 --> 00:19:03,041
Don't mind me!
168
00:19:03,916 --> 00:19:05,541
Just pretend I'm not here!
169
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:13,166
Worry about your own ass!
170
00:19:13,291 --> 00:19:14,416
Exactly!
171
00:19:14,541 --> 00:19:16,791
He's supposed to be here for me,
remember?
172
00:19:22,791 --> 00:19:25,541
I know you can shag anyone,
but I can't.
173
00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:29,666
Oh chill out, you narcissist!
Stop trying to make me feel guilty!
174
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,416
Okay that's enough!
175
00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:41,666
Okay stop, I give up!
176
00:19:41,916 --> 00:19:44,541
I just lost my dignity fighting
over a hook-up with a nympho.
177
00:19:45,041 --> 00:19:46,791
Me!? A nympho!?
178
00:19:47,791 --> 00:19:52,291
Look guys, I'm so sorry
to hurt your fragile male egos,
179
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:55,416
but I don't think the three of us
are meant to be together.
180
00:19:55,541 --> 00:19:58,666
I'm a free woman, okay?
And you're just two little teases!
181
00:19:58,666 --> 00:20:00,666
Bye bitches!
182
00:20:05,791 --> 00:20:08,416
Wow, that was a firecracker!
183
00:20:29,541 --> 00:20:30,791
I'll walk you out.
184
00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:06,291
Nothing.
185
00:23:13,541 --> 00:23:15,541
It's just that it's weird.
186
00:23:19,416 --> 00:23:21,541
We've just made love and...
187
00:23:23,041 --> 00:23:25,291
I don't know anything about you.
188
00:23:40,041 --> 00:23:42,791
You should try to get some sleep.
189
00:24:03,041 --> 00:24:04,916
Can I tell you something?
190
00:24:05,916 --> 00:24:07,166
What?
191
00:24:09,166 --> 00:24:11,416
I suffer from
emotional dependency.
192
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:22,666
I think it means that
I get a bit too attached to people...
193
00:24:24,791 --> 00:24:26,416
Something like that.
194
00:25:36,041 --> 00:25:39,166
Hey beautiful stranger, I let you sleep.
You looked happy.
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