Original subtitles

I lift my eyes a little and look into the sky

All I do is mutter every time

I turn my back on this perfect everyday life

Where am I supposed to go

With you who are giving me a look like that?

Shadows on back streets

Hands of a clock

Repaint the time that has been stopped

Extended hands, puzzle pieces that don't fit

Until the abandoned two reunite

Something that has been lost

Recover the last piece

Let's start walking

There's no mistake about it.

This is...

CONSPIRACY

This is...

a conspiracy!

That's right, I...

I've gotten involved in a big...

Conspiracy...

a big...

A dream and a conspiracy...

an incredibly big...

CONSPIRACY!

...magical girl, that is me!

My brain's been out of whack lately...

Purupuru pururin pururin

Is that because I sleep sixteen hours a day?

Purupuru pururin purupururin

Purupuru pururin purupururin

Purupuru pururin pururin

Purupuru pururin pururin

I can hear the theme song of a girlie anime\nblasting through from next door again.

For some reason

This has been going on every single\nday since last month.

Sending emails isnt good enough for girls

Yeah, I already know...

I've heard that phrase hundreds of times.

But at any rate, I don't know\nabout this "pururin" thing.

Fill my voice mail with your voice

Is she a bouncy-Iooking girl or something?

Puru puru puru puru puru pururin!

That's not a human!

I need excitement

Or does it mean a girl that looks like a pudding?

I'm pururin! Purupururin!

I am pururin purupururin

Pururin purupururin

Pururin purupururin

Rinrin purupurupururin pururu

Rinrin purupurupururin pururu

QUIET!

Magical power is right here

Pururin purupururin

SHUT UP!

I can't help feeling happy

Pururin purupururin Pururin purupururin

A dream is a hope and a hope is a dream

A dream is a hope and a hope is a dream

A dream is a hope and a hope is a dream

Today's the day! I'm not going to take this anymore!

I hate this song! If I have to keep listening\nto it, I'm going to go crazy!

Magical girl

I'm going to go complain!

Who knows, it might be you!

This is no big deal.

In fact, it's pretty simple.

I just have to open the door\nand walk a few steps towards the next door.

And then I'd knock, open the door and...

You frickin' anime otaku! Turn that shit down!

Just like that, I'd yell at him.

That's all there is to it.

That's all I have to do!

There must be something wrong with that person.

I heard voices...

Doesn't he have any sense of shame?

It's just creepy!

So stupid.

I just want him to stop walking\naround the neighborhood.

Eeeew! What a freak!

So irritating!

Give me a break!

That was my first summer in college.

I was on my way to school\nand it was scorching hot outside.

I ran back to my apartment\nas if I were running away from it all.

And from that day forward, I stopped going outside.

Mita House

GARDEN MANIA

Episode 14: Goldenrod

Welcome to Garden Mania.

Today we're going to talk about goldenrod.

Conspiracy...

Conspiracy...

Conspiracy...

Conspiracy...

Conspiracy...

Puru puru pururin pururin

Conspiracy... Conspiracy... Conspiracy...

Puru puru pururin purupururin...

Conspiracy?!

There are conspiracies in this world.

The Columbia disaster was a Venusian conspiracy.

That's right, she was saying the same thing.

Brown-dyed hair is the beauty industry's conspiracy.

That's right, the existence of conspiracy\nis talked about in the society as if it were true.

Cedar pollen is the facial tissue industry's conspiracy...

But you know what, Senpai? That's not true.

Ninety-nine percent of all so-called "conspiracies"\nare simply imagination.

Or they're just big intentional lies.

Basically, they're a bunch of baloney.

So one percent of it is the truth?

I saw a junior student being bullied.

Kick his ass!

He was a student from the middle school division.

I wanted to show off in front of her.

Conspiracy... Hey, stop it!

Conspiracy... Conspiracy...

Tell me something, Senpai.

Is this some kind of conspiracy too?

I am pururin purupururin pururin purupururin

Stop talking!

Homeroom isn't over yet!

Quiet please!

You're the noisiest one!

Sato!

If you have something to say, raise your hand!

Was that a conspiracy too?

Savings Account

ATM Service Charge

This is a conspiracy too...

This is too...

This is too...

SATO

This is too...

This is too...

This is too...

This is too!

Are they all conspiracies?

A dream and a conspiracy

Magical girl

Conspiracy!

Conspiracy!

Conspiracy!

Conspiracy!

I get it!

I must've gotten myself involved in a real,\nless than one percent probable, conspiracy!

Congratulations, Sato!

So you finally realized, huh?

Yeah...

Things continuously going wrong for you

was in fact a conspiracy to make you\nwithdraw from society!

But who would plot a conspiracy like that?

Conspiracy radio waves!

What's the matter, TV?

It's the N.H.K.!

That evil secret organization N.H.K. is attacking us!

N.H.K.?

Animated by SHIGEO NAKAJIMA

METAMORPHIC

MAGICAL

GIRL

PUR RUR RIN

I see!

Why didn't I realize such a simple thing until now?

You can't talk about anime\nwithout mentioning otaku.

And otaku tend to be anti-social.

I'm Pururin, a magical alien,\nwho came from a magic planet!

DO NOT OPEN!

People like that eventually become reclusive.

In other words,

they have been mass-producing anime otaku\nby showing them interesting anime,

helping to create a massive emergence of NEETs!

Basically, N.H.K. is...

JAPAN

SOCIAL-WITHDRAWAL

ASSOCIATION

Nihon...

Nihon Hikikomori...

Nihon Hikikomori Kyokai!

I am the man who became aware of\nthe N.H.K.'s conspiracy:

Sato Tatsuhiro, 22 years old!

I've shut myself away from society for three years...

Almost four years now!

Some karate masters would seclude\nthemselves in the mountains

in order to master the secret technique\nthat could break rock.

If I can obtain strength by secluding myself,

I should have cultivated enough strength\nto crush this beer bottle by now.

Who broke the beer bottle?

It was me!

It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! Where's the first aid kit?

Oww!

Oh, before that, I'd better do something\nabout these shards!

Come on, calm down!

First I have to clean up the shards,\nthen treat this wound and...

Get lost! I'm too busy right now!

First of all, I'm a NEET!

Why would a NEET randomly make\nan appearance anyway?

Wait, is it a light bill collector?

Yamamoto

Damn, I haven't sent them money for a while.

Suzuki

Tanaka

SATO

If they turn off my electricity,

I won't be able to live my NEET life\ncomfortably anymore!

That's a big problem!

Y...Yes!

Jeez, I know they heard me!

Coming!

Huh?

Oh! I didn't know you were in there!

We're sorry to bother you, but...

A...Are you all right?

Your face is bleeding!

I...I...I'm fine.

Okay...

Oh, we've been distributing this pamphlet for free.

The Time is Already Here!

WAKE UP!

"Hikikomori" Special Report!

NEET Population on the Rise

Are You Okay?

It's this month's special article.

Have you ever heard of NEETs before?

It's about the people who shut themselves away\nfrom society, refusing to go to school or work.

It's become a serious social issue these days...

Does this lady know that I've been shutting\nmyself away from society?

Is it possible that I'm a well-known NEET in this town?

Is that it?!

Would you be interested in this?

If so, please take a look at it and...

Me? A NEET?! Give me a break!

All right, supposedly I haven't talked\nto anyone for almost a year.

Yeah, I dropped out of the college because\nof my social withdrawal trait!

And of course I'm unemployed!

To make matters worse, I have no hope for the future!

YEAH, RIGHT!

"Are you okay?"

Hell yeah, I'm okay, thank you very much!

I...

I...

No one would go through this pain\nif a little prayer could fix hikikomori!

What can you possibly understand about it,

when I can't understand\na damn thing about it myself!

You would never understand it!

Misaki-chan! Come on, let's go.

What are you doing?

Misaki-chan!

As a matter of fact, I do know what I should be doing about it.

I should get out there right now\nand find a part-time job or anything.

And if I did that, that rumor about a NEET\nliving in this room would be just a lie.

Then, I'm sure that girl would think I just happened\nto be home because I was off today too.

Misaki...

The Time is Already Here!

HELP WANTED

Manga Cafe

Starting at 800 Yen Hourly

I've got a handkerchief, pocket tissues,\nmy wallet and my resume.

I've heard that you guys are hiring... I've heard that you guys are hiring...

I've heard that you guys are hiring...

I've heard that you guys are hiring...

I've heard that you guys are hiring...

I've heard that you guys are hiring...

I've heard that you guys are hiring...

I've heard that you guys are hiring...

I've heard that you guys are hiring...

I've heard that you guys are hiring...

Internet

Manga Cafe

OPEN

Pricing

HELP WANTED

Manga Cafe

Starting at 800 Yen Hourly

I've heard that you guys are hiring...

All right!

Excuse me, um...

I've heard that... you...

you...

You?

Manga Cafe

You...

You...

"I've heard that you..." What?

Y...Y...You...

You like motorcycles? I do!

You can become the wind, you know. There's nothing like the sound of that engine!

Wanna go for a ride together? What do you think?

But to tell you the truth, I've never even\nridden a bike before! Yup!

Err...

Okay, bye.

I'm gonna kill myself!

But I already know that I can't kill myself like this.

Because I'll just pass out

and my grip will weaken before I die.

Why was she, of all girls, there?

Should a servant of God be working a part-time job?

No, I guess even a servant of God needs money.

After all, she's just flesh and blood.

That's right, she's flesh and blood.

That's right, she's flesh and blood.

That's right, she's flesh and blood.

I shouldn't! I shouldn't be doing this!

No!

I shouldn't!

God is watching me!

Now that I think about it,

there's no way the light company would\nactually send someone to my house

to collect outstanding bills from me nowadays.

So, ignoring this won't affect my life in any way.

In fact, I should ignore it.

Because I carelessly opened the door yesterday,

I was...I was...

That girl...

RESUME ENCLOSED

Did she come all the way to drop this off for me?

Did she come all the way to drop this off for me?

To Sato Tatsuhiro-dono,

You have been chosen for my project,

Therefore, please come to Mita Park\non 4th Street at 9:00 tonight,

Nakahara Misaki

If this is about soliciting me for her religion,\nshe's not doing a good job at all.

It's hard to believe anyone would fall for this.

But at the same time, this is how they get you.

Using young girls to lure young men...

It's an old trick.

She must be a promiscuous girl.

Why would I fall for a girl like that?

Sato-kun!

Come to me, Sato-kun.

This is ridiculous!

Please come to Mita Park on 4th Street at 9:00 tonight,

Actually, that park is the only place I can relax outside of this room.

And I was thinking about going\nto the park to relax tonight.

at 9 tonight

I shouldn't let some bizarre letter like\nthat interfere with my schedule.

Live coverage of this game extended beyond the scheduled time.

That's right.

I was already planning to go to the park!

I realized that I overlooked one\nbig possibility in all this.

It's possible that the letter was just a joke.

If that's the case, I'm the biggest clown\nfor being here right now.

What am I saying?!

I was already planning to come here anyway!

Why did you run away this afternoon?

I was going to hire you right then and there\nbecause we've been short-staffed.

Did you get scared of going outside and working?

Since you're hikikomori?

But I'm sure you'll be fine.

Because I know how to get you out of it.

Huh?

Besides, I've known about you for a long time.

I've come to rescue you.

Project

Episode 01

Welcome to the Project!

Welcome to the Project!

Ababa, ababa, ababa, dancing baby human!

When we were born naked

When we were born naked

We were all loved equally

Just as it's supposed to be

But why, as life goes on

But why, as life goes on

Each destiny takes a different path

It's almost cruel

Some can look at other's eyes

While others can't

Some get to learn love

While others don't

If that's how it is

I'd rather be

A baby, a baby human till I die

"Oh, what an adorable baby!"

"I just want to love you!"

Just like I planned!

It worked perfectly!

The baby she is holding is really a baby human

"Ababa!" I snicker to myself

Hiding in my pretended innocence

It's so easy to be a baby human

So you should be one too!

Ababa, ababa! Dance, multiply

And take it to space!

To Mars

To Saturn

To the galaxy!

Dance!

Baby human!

Dance!

Baby human!

I mustn't run away!

This is Hitomi's request.

You can write the script, can't you?!

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