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I lift my eyes a little and look into the sky
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All I do is mutter every time
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I turn my back on this perfect everyday life
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Where am I supposed to go
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With you who are giving me a look like that?
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Shadows on back streets
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Hands of a clock
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Repaint the time that has been stopped
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Extended hands, puzzle pieces that don't fit
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Until the abandoned two reunite
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Something that has been lost
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Recover the last piece
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Let's start walking
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There's no mistake about it.
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This is...
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CONSPIRACY
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This is...
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a conspiracy!
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That's right, I...
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I've gotten involved in a big...
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Conspiracy...
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a big...
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A dream and a conspiracy...
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an incredibly big...
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CONSPIRACY!
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...magical girl, that is me!
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My brain's been out of whack lately...
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Purupuru pururin pururin
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Is that because I sleep sixteen hours a day?
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Purupuru pururin purupururin
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Purupuru pururin purupururin
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Purupuru pururin pururin
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Purupuru pururin pururin
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I can hear the theme song of a girlie anime\nblasting through from next door again.
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For some reason
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This has been going on every single\nday since last month.
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Sending emails isnt good enough for girls
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Yeah, I already know...
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I've heard that phrase hundreds of times.
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But at any rate, I don't know\nabout this "pururin" thing.
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Fill my voice mail with your voice
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Is she a bouncy-Iooking girl or something?
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Puru puru puru puru puru pururin!
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That's not a human!
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I need excitement
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Or does it mean a girl that looks like a pudding?
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I'm pururin! Purupururin!
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I am pururin purupururin
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Pururin purupururin
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Pururin purupururin
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Rinrin purupurupururin pururu
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Rinrin purupurupururin pururu
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QUIET!
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Magical power is right here
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Pururin purupururin
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SHUT UP!
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I can't help feeling happy
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Pururin purupururin
Pururin purupururin
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A dream is a hope and a hope is a dream
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A dream is a hope and a hope is a dream
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A dream is a hope and a hope is a dream
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Today's the day! I'm not going to take this anymore!
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I hate this song! If I have to keep listening\nto it, I'm going to go crazy!
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Magical girl
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I'm going to go complain!
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Who knows, it might be you!
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This is no big deal.
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In fact, it's pretty simple.
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I just have to open the door\nand walk a few steps towards the next door.
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And then I'd knock, open the door and...
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You frickin' anime otaku! Turn that shit down!
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Just like that, I'd yell at him.
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That's all there is to it.
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That's all I have to do!
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There must be something wrong with that person.
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I heard voices...
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Doesn't he have any sense of shame?
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It's just creepy!
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So stupid.
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I just want him to stop walking\naround the neighborhood.
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Eeeew! What a freak!
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So irritating!
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Give me a break!
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That was my first summer in college.
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I was on my way to school\nand it was scorching hot outside.
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I ran back to my apartment\nas if I were running away from it all.
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And from that day forward, I stopped going outside.
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Mita House
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GARDEN MANIA
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Episode 14:
Goldenrod
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Welcome to Garden Mania.
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Today we're going to talk about goldenrod.
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Conspiracy...
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Conspiracy...
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Conspiracy...
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Conspiracy...
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Conspiracy...
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Puru puru pururin pururin
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Conspiracy... Conspiracy... Conspiracy...
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Puru puru pururin purupururin...
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Conspiracy?!
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There are conspiracies in this world.
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The Columbia disaster was a Venusian conspiracy.
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That's right, she was saying the same thing.
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Brown-dyed hair is the beauty industry's conspiracy.
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That's right, the existence of conspiracy\nis talked about in the society as if it were true.
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Cedar pollen is the facial tissue industry's conspiracy...
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But you know what, Senpai? That's not true.
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Ninety-nine percent of all so-called "conspiracies"\nare simply imagination.
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Or they're just big intentional lies.
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Basically, they're a bunch of baloney.
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So one percent of it is the truth?
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I saw a junior student being bullied.
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Kick his ass!
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He was a student from the middle school division.
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I wanted to show off in front of her.
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Conspiracy...
Hey, stop it!
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Conspiracy... Conspiracy...
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Tell me something, Senpai.
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Is this some kind of conspiracy too?
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I am pururin purupururin pururin purupururin
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Stop talking!
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Homeroom isn't over yet!
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Quiet please!
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You're the noisiest one!
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Sato!
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If you have something to say, raise your hand!
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Was that a conspiracy too?
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Savings Account
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ATM Service Charge
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This is a conspiracy too...
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This is too...
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This is too...
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SATO
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This is too...
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This is too...
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This is too...
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This is too!
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Are they all conspiracies?
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A dream and a conspiracy
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Magical girl
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Conspiracy!
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Conspiracy!
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Conspiracy!
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Conspiracy!
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I get it!
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I must've gotten myself involved in a real,\nless than one percent probable, conspiracy!
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Congratulations, Sato!
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So you finally realized, huh?
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Yeah...
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Things continuously going wrong for you
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was in fact a conspiracy to make you\nwithdraw from society!
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But who would plot a conspiracy like that?
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Conspiracy radio waves!
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What's the matter, TV?
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It's the N.H.K.!
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That evil secret organization
N.H.K. is attacking us!
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N.H.K.?
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Animated by SHIGEO NAKAJIMA
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METAMORPHIC
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MAGICAL
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GIRL
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PUR RUR RIN
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I see!
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Why didn't I realize such a simple thing until now?
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You can't talk about anime\nwithout mentioning otaku.
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And otaku tend to be anti-social.
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I'm Pururin, a magical alien,\nwho came from a magic planet!
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DO NOT OPEN!
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People like that eventually become reclusive.
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In other words,
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they have been mass-producing anime otaku\nby showing them interesting anime,
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helping to create a massive emergence of NEETs!
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Basically, N.H.K. is...
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JAPAN
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SOCIAL-WITHDRAWAL
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ASSOCIATION
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Nihon...
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Nihon Hikikomori...
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Nihon Hikikomori Kyokai!
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I am the man who became aware of\nthe N.H.K.'s conspiracy:
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Sato Tatsuhiro, 22 years old!
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I've shut myself away from society for three years...
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Almost four years now!
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Some karate masters would seclude\nthemselves in the mountains
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in order to master the secret technique\nthat could break rock.
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If I can obtain strength by secluding myself,
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I should have cultivated enough strength\nto crush this beer bottle by now.
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Who broke the beer bottle?
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It was me!
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It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Where's the first aid kit?
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Oww!
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Oh, before that, I'd better do something\nabout these shards!
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Come on, calm down!
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First I have to clean up the shards,\nthen treat this wound and...
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Get lost! I'm too busy right now!
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First of all, I'm a NEET!
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Why would a NEET randomly make\nan appearance anyway?
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Wait, is it a light bill collector?
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Yamamoto
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Damn, I haven't sent them money for a while.
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Suzuki
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Tanaka
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SATO
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If they turn off my electricity,
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I won't be able to live my NEET life\ncomfortably anymore!
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That's a big problem!
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Y...Yes!
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Jeez, I know they heard me!
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Coming!
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Huh?
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Oh! I didn't know you were in there!
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We're sorry to bother you, but...
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A...Are you all right?
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Your face is bleeding!
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I...I...I'm fine.
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Okay...
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Oh, we've been distributing this pamphlet for free.
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The Time is Already Here!
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WAKE UP!
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"Hikikomori" Special Report!
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NEET Population on the Rise
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Are You Okay?
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It's this month's special article.
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Have you ever heard of NEETs before?
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It's about the people who shut themselves away\nfrom society, refusing to go to school or work.
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It's become a serious social issue these days...
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Does this lady know that I've been shutting\nmyself away from society?
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Is it possible that I'm a well-known NEET in this town?
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Is that it?!
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Would you be interested in this?
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If so, please take a look at it and...
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Me? A NEET?! Give me a break!
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All right, supposedly I haven't talked\nto anyone for almost a year.
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Yeah, I dropped out of the college because\nof my social withdrawal trait!
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And of course I'm unemployed!
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To make matters worse,
I have no hope for the future!
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YEAH, RIGHT!
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"Are you okay?"
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Hell yeah, I'm okay, thank you very much!
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I...
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I...
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No one would go through this pain\nif a little prayer could fix hikikomori!
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What can you possibly understand about it,
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when I can't understand\na damn thing about it myself!
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You would never understand it!
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Misaki-chan! Come on, let's go.
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What are you doing?
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Misaki-chan!
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As a matter of fact, I do know what
I should be doing about it.
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I should get out there right now\nand find a part-time job or anything.
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And if I did that, that rumor about a NEET\nliving in this room would be just a lie.
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Then, I'm sure that girl would think I just happened\nto be home because I was off today too.
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Misaki...
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The Time is Already Here!
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HELP WANTED
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Manga Cafe
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Starting at 800 Yen Hourly
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I've got a handkerchief, pocket tissues,\nmy wallet and my resume.
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I've heard that you guys are hiring...
I've heard that you guys are hiring...
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I've heard that you guys are hiring...
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I've heard that you guys are hiring...
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I've heard that you guys are hiring...
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I've heard that you guys are hiring...
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I've heard that you guys are hiring...
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I've heard that you guys are hiring...
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I've heard that you guys are hiring...
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I've heard that you guys are hiring...
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Internet
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Manga Cafe
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OPEN
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Pricing
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HELP WANTED
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Manga Cafe
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Starting at 800 Yen Hourly
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I've heard that you guys are hiring...
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All right!
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Excuse me, um...
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I've heard that... you...
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you...
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You?
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Manga Cafe
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You...
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You...
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"I've heard that you..." What?
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Y...Y...You...
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You like motorcycles? I do!
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You can become the wind, you know.
There's nothing like the sound of that engine!
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Wanna go for a ride together?
What do you think?
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But to tell you the truth, I've never even\nridden a bike before! Yup!
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Err...
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Okay, bye.
293
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I'm gonna kill myself!
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But I already know that I can't kill myself like this.
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Because I'll just pass out
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and my grip will weaken before I die.
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Why was she, of all girls, there?
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Should a servant of God be working a part-time job?
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No, I guess even a servant of God needs money.
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After all, she's just flesh and blood.
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That's right, she's flesh and blood.
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That's right, she's flesh and blood.
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That's right, she's flesh and blood.
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I shouldn't! I shouldn't be doing this!
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No!
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I shouldn't!
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God is watching me!
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Now that I think about it,
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there's no way the light company would\nactually send someone to my house
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to collect outstanding bills from me nowadays.
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So, ignoring this won't affect my life in any way.
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In fact, I should ignore it.
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Because I carelessly opened the door yesterday,
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I was...I was...
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That girl...
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RESUME ENCLOSED
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Did she come all the way to drop this off for me?
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Did she come all the way to drop this off for me?
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To Sato Tatsuhiro-dono,
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You have been chosen for my project,
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Therefore, please come to Mita Park\non 4th Street at 9:00 tonight,
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Nakahara Misaki
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If this is about soliciting me for her religion,\nshe's not doing a good job at all.
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It's hard to believe anyone would fall for this.
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But at the same time, this is how they get you.
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Using young girls to lure young men...
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It's an old trick.
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She must be a promiscuous girl.
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Why would I fall for a girl like that?
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Sato-kun!
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Come to me, Sato-kun.
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This is ridiculous!
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Please come to Mita Park on 4th Street at 9:00 tonight,
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Actually, that park is the only place
I can relax outside of this room.
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And I was thinking about going\nto the park to relax tonight.
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at 9 tonight
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I shouldn't let some bizarre letter like\nthat interfere with my schedule.
338
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Live coverage of this game extended beyond the scheduled time.
339
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That's right.
340
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I was already planning to go to the park!
341
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I realized that I overlooked one\nbig possibility in all this.
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It's possible that the letter was just a joke.
343
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If that's the case, I'm the biggest clown\nfor being here right now.
344
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What am I saying?!
345
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I was already planning to come here anyway!
346
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Why did you run away this afternoon?
347
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I was going to hire you right then and there\nbecause we've been short-staffed.
348
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Did you get scared of going outside and working?
349
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Since you're hikikomori?
350
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But I'm sure you'll be fine.
351
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Because I know how to get you out of it.
352
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Huh?
353
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Besides, I've known about you for a long time.
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I've come to rescue you.
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Project
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Episode 01
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Welcome to the Project!
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Welcome to the Project!
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Ababa, ababa, ababa, dancing baby human!
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When we were born naked
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When we were born naked
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We were all loved equally
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Just as it's supposed to be
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But why, as life goes on
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But why, as life goes on
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Each destiny takes a different path
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It's almost cruel
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Some can look at other's eyes
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While others can't
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Some get to learn love
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While others don't
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If that's how it is
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I'd rather be
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A baby, a baby human till I die
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"Oh, what an adorable baby!"
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"I just want to love you!"
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Just like I planned!
378
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It worked perfectly!
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The baby she is holding is really a baby human
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"Ababa!" I snicker to myself
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Hiding in my pretended innocence
382
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It's so easy to be a baby human
383
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So you should be one too!
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Ababa, ababa! Dance, multiply
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And take it to space!
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To Mars
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To Saturn
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To the galaxy!
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Dance!
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Baby human!
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Dance!
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Baby human!
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I mustn't run away!
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This is Hitomi's request.
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You can write the script, can't you?!
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Next Episode
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Welcome to the Creator!
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Next episode, "Welcome to the Creator!"
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