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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,417 --> 00:00:05,088 Subs by Traff and Raceman www.forom.com 2 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:09,510 Hey, guys! Oh, pizza! 3 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:11,512 Yeah, it's from that new place in Villanova. 4 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:13,013 They got extra cheese in the crust. 5 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,139 Oh, that's great. 6 00:00:14,306 --> 00:00:17,768 Could you get it the hell out of here?! 7 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:19,394 What's happening? 8 00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:20,103 I'm sorry. 9 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:23,482 It's just Yonk and I are on this really strict diet. 10 00:00:23,646 --> 00:00:26,100 His cholesterol is up to almost 400. 11 00:00:26,270 --> 00:00:30,159 Is that high? Not for a couple. 12 00:00:30,362 --> 00:00:31,997 Anyway, I'm trying to be supportive. 13 00:00:32,158 --> 00:00:33,619 So for the last two weeks, 14 00:00:33,789 --> 00:00:36,743 neither of us have had any meat or fried foods... 15 00:00:36,918 --> 00:00:37,991 or cheese... 16 00:00:38,166 --> 00:00:41,503 or pepperoni or crust. 17 00:00:43,006 --> 00:00:44,962 How's that going? 18 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:46,833 Really great! 19 00:00:47,008 --> 00:00:48,212 - Yeah? - Oh, yeah. 20 00:00:48,388 --> 00:00:50,421 I'm eating all kinds of healthy goodies. 21 00:00:50,595 --> 00:00:53,800 You know, pumpkin seeds, and rice cakes. 22 00:00:53,975 --> 00:00:57,262 If I have a craving for a french fry I can just reach for a carrot stick. 23 00:00:57,435 --> 00:01:02,432 It's like a healthy french fry that makes you mad. 24 00:01:02,776 --> 00:01:05,481 Well, we're done with the pizza anyway. 25 00:01:05,647 --> 00:01:06,601 Oh, great. 26 00:01:06,778 --> 00:01:10,072 Also, if you're gonna throw the rest of it out, uh, when you put it in the garbage 27 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:15,110 can you make sure that it touches other garbage? 28 00:01:17,165 --> 00:01:19,453 What? 29 00:01:19,625 --> 00:01:20,033 Well, yeah. 30 00:01:20,207 --> 00:01:23,123 'Cause if I'm lying in bed tonight, and I know that there's pizza in the garbage 31 00:01:23,298 --> 00:01:29,081 that's only touched the box, I'm gonna eat that son of a bitch! 32 00:01:55,117 --> 00:01:57,200 These are all pictures of Benjamin Chow? 33 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:57,860 Mm-hmm. 34 00:01:58,035 --> 00:02:03,290 She followed him around for months, hiding in bushes, behind mail boxes, etc. 35 00:02:03,455 --> 00:02:06,713 Ooh! What's etcetera? 36 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:11,383 - No, "Mail Boxes, Etc. " - Oh! 37 00:02:14,097 --> 00:02:15,010 And now you're dating him. 38 00:02:15,176 --> 00:02:17,760 Yes, I am! 39 00:02:18,267 --> 00:02:21,890 Wow, you're an inspiration to stalkers everywhere. 40 00:02:22,056 --> 00:02:22,721 You got your guy, 41 00:02:22,898 --> 00:02:27,601 and you didn't even have to dig a little room under your house. 42 00:02:27,775 --> 00:02:30,733 So I assume you haven't shown him these. 43 00:02:30,906 --> 00:02:34,863 Dude, I'm creepy. I'm not stupid. 44 00:02:35,536 --> 00:02:36,900 - Hey! - Hey. 45 00:02:37,075 --> 00:02:37,611 What's going on? 46 00:02:37,788 --> 00:02:39,240 Can we borrow your coffee maker? 47 00:02:39,407 --> 00:02:40,281 Okay. 48 00:02:40,458 --> 00:02:41,530 Don't you wanna know why? 49 00:02:41,707 --> 00:02:45,411 Well, I'm sure it's a gripping tale. 50 00:02:45,588 --> 00:02:48,792 We're throwing our first dinner party together! 51 00:02:48,967 --> 00:02:51,501 She's very excited. 52 00:02:51,677 --> 00:02:52,793 I'm very excited. 53 00:02:52,968 --> 00:02:53,842 It's Friday night, 54 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:55,591 and it's gonna be the two of us and Duncan, 55 00:02:55,756 --> 00:03:00,380 you and Benjamin, Nicole, and you and Palmer. 56 00:03:00,558 --> 00:03:01,593 And you... 57 00:03:01,768 --> 00:03:02,142 Kyle. 58 00:03:02,306 --> 00:03:03,802 Kyle! 59 00:03:03,978 --> 00:03:06,140 Hi. 60 00:03:06,607 --> 00:03:07,933 Hey, whose Ferrari's in the driveway? 61 00:03:08,108 --> 00:03:09,810 Oh, it's, uh, Jerry Rice's. 62 00:03:09,987 --> 00:03:13,063 He and Yonk are working on some speech for a charity thing they're doing. 63 00:03:13,238 --> 00:03:15,272 Hold on. Jerry Rice is here? 64 00:03:15,446 --> 00:03:16,652 Yeah. 65 00:03:16,826 --> 00:03:18,692 So, like, you and I are under the same roof... 66 00:03:18,867 --> 00:03:20,203 as Jerry Rice? 67 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:22,031 Yes. 68 00:03:22,207 --> 00:03:27,372 So, like, if this place fell down on us, then I would be trapped under the same rubble... 69 00:03:27,548 --> 00:03:30,370 as Jerry Rice? 70 00:03:30,668 --> 00:03:32,620 Yeah, but they'd probably rescue him first. 71 00:03:32,795 --> 00:03:35,543 I would want them to. 72 00:03:35,718 --> 00:03:37,342 All right. Let's get outta here. 73 00:03:37,506 --> 00:03:38,802 Oh, Jerry. This is my friend Dunc. 74 00:03:38,967 --> 00:03:39,923 How's it going? 75 00:03:40,096 --> 00:03:41,763 Wow, it is awesome to meet you man. 76 00:03:41,936 --> 00:03:43,762 I am the- Oh, man. 77 00:03:43,938 --> 00:03:45,303 Sorry. It's my mom. 78 00:03:45,477 --> 00:03:47,431 She's not gonna believe who I'm talking to. 79 00:03:47,606 --> 00:03:50,643 Ma? Guess who I'm with. 80 00:03:50,818 --> 00:03:52,022 If you could just say hi. 81 00:03:52,197 --> 00:03:53,021 How you doing? 82 00:03:53,196 --> 00:03:55,611 Guess who that was. 83 00:03:55,778 --> 00:03:57,230 No. 84 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:58,650 No. 85 00:03:58,828 --> 00:04:01,992 No, why are you guessing dead people? 86 00:04:02,156 --> 00:04:04,702 Just tell her who you are. 87 00:04:04,877 --> 00:04:06,781 I'm Jerry Rice. 88 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:09,162 No, that's not a hint. 89 00:04:09,336 --> 00:04:10,122 She's still guessing. 90 00:04:10,295 --> 00:04:11,791 I'm sorry. 91 00:04:11,968 --> 00:04:12,712 Sugar, we're outta here. 92 00:04:12,876 --> 00:04:14,082 You have fun at your little dinner party. 93 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:18,713 Okay, and I want you to have fun too, but remember: healthy choices. 94 00:04:18,886 --> 00:04:19,461 Oh, come on. 95 00:04:19,638 --> 00:04:21,720 I mean, we're going to a steakhouse. 96 00:04:21,885 --> 00:04:24,050 I beat Jerry at pool. He has to buy me a steak. 97 00:04:24,228 --> 00:04:27,470 Well, I'm sure he wouldn't mind buying you a nice piece of salmon. 98 00:04:27,648 --> 00:04:31,522 I'll be happy to buy the little lady a salmon. 99 00:04:31,687 --> 00:04:33,392 Man, I'm never gonna hear the end of it. 100 00:04:33,568 --> 00:04:34,481 No, that's not true. 101 00:04:34,657 --> 00:04:35,811 Jerry, please. 102 00:04:35,987 --> 00:04:37,691 This is about my husband's health. 103 00:04:37,867 --> 00:04:39,361 - I'm sorry. - Thank you. 104 00:04:39,536 --> 00:04:40,821 Now, remember, this one is on me. 105 00:04:40,987 --> 00:04:45,281 So you don't have to bring your purse. 106 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:50,373 - Hey! - Hey. 107 00:04:50,548 --> 00:04:55,121 I got two bags of ice and two numb nipples. 108 00:04:55,466 --> 00:04:57,632 Oh! 109 00:04:58,097 --> 00:04:59,962 You wanna taste the chicken? 110 00:05:00,136 --> 00:05:01,170 It's not fish? 111 00:05:01,348 --> 00:05:02,422 Nope, chicken. 112 00:05:02,605 --> 00:05:03,922 Ah. 113 00:05:04,097 --> 00:05:06,221 Is there fish in it? 114 00:05:06,395 --> 00:05:08,602 No, no, no, no. That's just the spices. 115 00:05:08,765 --> 00:05:11,431 It's exotic. It's Moroccan chicken. 116 00:05:11,606 --> 00:05:12,523 Ahh! 117 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:16,650 Yeah, and I even went to this special grocery store to get all the stuff for it. 118 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:17,900 Come on. Taste it. 119 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:19,731 Okay. 120 00:05:19,907 --> 00:05:22,072 Mm! 121 00:05:23,328 --> 00:05:26,742 - It's pungent. - Ha ha. 122 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:34,372 Is it good? 123 00:05:34,586 --> 00:05:37,122 Good doesn't even describe it. Forget good. 124 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:38,831 Really? 125 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:40,090 Haven't you tasted it? 126 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:43,211 No, I can't. The vegetarian thing. 127 00:05:43,386 --> 00:05:44,380 But it's really yummy? 128 00:05:44,556 --> 00:05:48,340 My taste buds are like, "Wow!" 129 00:05:54,777 --> 00:05:57,193 We should probably go in. 130 00:05:57,358 --> 00:05:58,480 Do we have to? 131 00:05:58,658 --> 00:05:59,561 We're already late. 132 00:05:59,736 --> 00:06:00,772 Isn't your sister going to be pissed? 133 00:06:00,947 --> 00:06:03,033 She just spent the last four months in a wheelchair. 134 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:06,200 I could take her. 135 00:06:07,658 --> 00:06:09,623 Let's go. 136 00:06:09,788 --> 00:06:12,952 You, uh, you need a minute? 137 00:06:13,126 --> 00:06:16,160 That's my cell phone. 138 00:06:16,335 --> 00:06:16,961 Oh! 139 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:22,340 Well, then I'm kind of embarrassed for what I was doing to it. 140 00:06:22,506 --> 00:06:25,301 Might've just made a call. 141 00:06:25,466 --> 00:06:25,801 Hi! 142 00:06:25,965 --> 00:06:26,671 Hey! 143 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:29,800 Great you made it! Everybody, dinner is served. 144 00:06:29,970 --> 00:06:31,559 So if you'd all please make your way to the dining room. 145 00:06:31,722 --> 00:06:35,067 Oh, good. You're here! 146 00:06:35,978 --> 00:06:38,149 Um, hi. I'm Kyle. 147 00:06:38,319 --> 00:06:39,983 I'm a huge fan. 148 00:06:40,158 --> 00:06:42,520 I saw you play last year with the Philadelphia Orchestra. 149 00:06:42,698 --> 00:06:43,942 You were extraordinary. 150 00:06:44,117 --> 00:06:46,153 Oh, thank you. I really appreciate it. 151 00:06:46,326 --> 00:06:47,360 This is so cool! 152 00:06:47,538 --> 00:06:49,323 I met two famous people in one day. 153 00:06:49,496 --> 00:06:51,160 Jerry Rice and, uh... 154 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:54,282 whoever you are! 155 00:06:54,746 --> 00:06:55,621 What are we having? 156 00:06:55,797 --> 00:06:58,791 Moroccan chicken. 157 00:07:00,256 --> 00:07:03,041 Sorry. 158 00:07:03,217 --> 00:07:04,671 Sorry. 159 00:07:04,846 --> 00:07:06,761 So sorry. 160 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:08,260 What am I tasting? 161 00:07:08,426 --> 00:07:11,430 Um, tires, socks. 162 00:07:12,596 --> 00:07:16,930 Did she say Moroccan chicken or "Mor-rotten" icken? 163 00:07:17,107 --> 00:07:21,940 Duncan, you're a big guy, so you get a big piece. 164 00:07:22,107 --> 00:07:25,652 It's not my fault I'm big. 165 00:07:25,826 --> 00:07:27,442 What is this orange thing? 166 00:07:27,616 --> 00:07:29,400 It's a kind of sweet potato. 167 00:07:29,576 --> 00:07:31,322 It's a North African tuber. 168 00:07:31,496 --> 00:07:34,163 There's tumors in this?! 169 00:07:34,325 --> 00:07:37,490 No, tu-BER! Like a yam? 170 00:07:37,667 --> 00:07:38,831 Oh! 171 00:07:39,006 --> 00:07:42,080 Tumors made sense. 172 00:07:42,376 --> 00:07:43,790 Is there cream in it? 173 00:07:43,965 --> 00:07:45,003 Uh, a little bit. 174 00:07:45,176 --> 00:07:47,752 Oh, shoot! 175 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:51,760 Yonk and I are on these strict diets. 176 00:07:51,936 --> 00:07:52,932 I'm sorry. 177 00:07:53,095 --> 00:07:55,010 Oh, no, no, no. That's okay. 178 00:07:55,186 --> 00:07:58,430 Duncan, more for you. 179 00:08:09,036 --> 00:08:09,692 Hello? 180 00:08:09,865 --> 00:08:11,360 Hey, you left your cell phone at my house. 181 00:08:11,537 --> 00:08:12,493 Oh, thank God. 182 00:08:12,656 --> 00:08:18,242 When I saw my name on the caller ID, I thought it was, like, me calling from the future. 183 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:19,331 So what are you doing? 184 00:08:19,496 --> 00:08:22,500 Just eating a stupid salad. 185 00:08:22,665 --> 00:08:25,083 Almost makes me wish I'd eaten that chicken at Lina's. 186 00:08:25,257 --> 00:08:29,761 Woman, you do not know what you're saying! 187 00:08:29,966 --> 00:08:31,510 Okay, so what are you doing? 188 00:08:31,676 --> 00:08:34,930 On the way back from Lina's, I picked up some actual food. 189 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:36,970 Yeah? 190 00:08:37,148 --> 00:08:40,351 What are you eating? 191 00:08:42,187 --> 00:08:44,690 Cheesesteak. 192 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:47,862 That sounds nice. 193 00:08:48,077 --> 00:08:49,072 You know, I... 194 00:08:49,236 --> 00:08:51,153 gotta come by and get my phone anyway. 195 00:08:51,327 --> 00:08:52,991 I could stop... 196 00:08:53,156 --> 00:08:55,070 pick you up a steak if you want. 197 00:08:55,246 --> 00:08:57,160 No, I couldn't. 198 00:08:57,327 --> 00:08:59,121 - Did you get peppers on it? - Uh-huh. 199 00:08:59,286 --> 00:09:00,740 - Sweet or hot? - Both. 200 00:09:00,917 --> 00:09:04,331 I like it sweet and hot! 201 00:09:06,468 --> 00:09:08,211 Okay, I need it. I need it right now! 202 00:09:08,388 --> 00:09:09,170 Get over here! 203 00:09:09,345 --> 00:09:11,710 Hurry! 204 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:15,222 Wow, a lotta people didn't eat their chicken. 205 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,052 Huh. 206 00:09:17,225 --> 00:09:19,473 You know what I'll bet happened? 207 00:09:19,647 --> 00:09:23,183 Everyone was having so much fun talking, they didn't get a chance to eat. 208 00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:27,351 They say you know it's a good dinner party when no one's touched their food. 209 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:28,563 I never heard that. 210 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:31,780 Well, they say it! 211 00:09:31,948 --> 00:09:34,110 Seems a shame to throw it all out. 212 00:09:34,287 --> 00:09:36,953 Eh, whatcha gonna do? 213 00:09:37,116 --> 00:09:37,782 Hey! 214 00:09:37,957 --> 00:09:40,782 You didn't get to eat any of yours. 215 00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:44,961 Oh, Iwas... I was so busy hosting. 216 00:09:45,125 --> 00:09:48,173 I got... full on good times. 217 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:49,962 Oh, but you must be starving! 218 00:09:50,136 --> 00:09:51,841 Here. Eat it now. 219 00:09:52,006 --> 00:09:54,462 O... kay! 220 00:10:03,315 --> 00:10:05,893 Here I go. 221 00:10:09,868 --> 00:10:10,652 How is it? 222 00:10:10,817 --> 00:10:11,403 It's funny. 223 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:15,653 As it cools, the flavors intensify. 224 00:10:16,576 --> 00:10:19,571 This is so wrong! 225 00:10:20,077 --> 00:10:23,871 You're all mine, you meaty bastard! 226 00:10:24,047 --> 00:10:25,451 Oh, it's hot. 227 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,211 Oh, it's so hot! 228 00:10:28,375 --> 00:10:29,791 Mm! 229 00:10:29,968 --> 00:10:33,500 God... it's good. It's so good. 230 00:10:33,678 --> 00:10:36,222 Oh, yeah. 231 00:10:37,508 --> 00:10:40,301 Oh... my... God. 232 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:47,481 I can explain. 233 00:10:47,817 --> 00:10:49,851 And in my own house. 234 00:10:50,028 --> 00:10:53,360 This isn't what it looks like. 235 00:10:53,525 --> 00:10:55,110 And you. 236 00:10:55,285 --> 00:10:57,443 I thought you were my friend. 237 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:59,322 I'm sorry. 238 00:10:59,496 --> 00:11:00,952 I- Maybe I should go. 239 00:11:01,115 --> 00:11:04,081 Yes, you should. 240 00:11:08,587 --> 00:11:12,671 It was just this one time, I swear. 241 00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:17,880 And I had the poached salmon tonight. 242 00:11:18,056 --> 00:11:21,300 I feel like such a fool! 243 00:11:21,477 --> 00:11:23,011 Sweetie, I'm sorry. 244 00:11:23,185 --> 00:11:26,273 - Don't! - I did- 245 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:30,061 Just don't. 246 00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:39,700 God, what did we ever do to the people of Morocco to deserve that dish? 247 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:41,453 No, no, no. Don't blame Morocco. 248 00:11:41,616 --> 00:11:44,413 I've been there tons of times, and I've never tasted anything 249 00:11:44,586 --> 00:11:46,243 remotely like what we ate tonight. 250 00:11:46,417 --> 00:11:47,621 Who are you? 251 00:11:47,795 --> 00:11:48,370 What? 252 00:11:48,548 --> 00:11:50,503 I've been to Morocco tons of times. 253 00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:52,253 Shut up! I have! 254 00:11:52,426 --> 00:11:54,292 I play a concert there every year. 255 00:11:54,467 --> 00:11:55,752 - You'd love it. - Morocco. 256 00:11:55,925 --> 00:12:01,883 Yeah, it feels like you're on another planet all hot and exotic... 257 00:12:02,516 --> 00:12:03,933 like you. 258 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,180 Yeah. 259 00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:07,853 Say more. 260 00:12:08,025 --> 00:12:10,103 Well, I'm playing there again in May. 261 00:12:10,278 --> 00:12:12,440 You should definitely come with me. 262 00:12:12,605 --> 00:12:15,112 May, like, three months from now, May? 263 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,692 Yeah, you have a conflict or something? 264 00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:17,983 No, no, no. 265 00:12:18,157 --> 00:12:20,782 Just, uh, don't usually plan that far ahead. 266 00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:24,242 Well, now you have a plan. 267 00:12:24,415 --> 00:12:26,833 Mm-hmm. 268 00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,940 Hey, are you all right? 269 00:13:00,118 --> 00:13:02,281 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just going to the bathroom. 270 00:13:02,447 --> 00:13:05,451 Go back to sleep. 271 00:13:16,715 --> 00:13:18,173 - Morning. - You're up early. 272 00:13:18,347 --> 00:13:19,632 Just going for a run. 273 00:13:19,807 --> 00:13:23,552 You know, you die either way. 274 00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:28,183 Thought I heard voices. 275 00:13:28,355 --> 00:13:29,301 Hey, early bird! 276 00:13:29,478 --> 00:13:32,142 Hey... worm. 277 00:13:34,065 --> 00:13:36,690 So, um, what's up with the one boot? 278 00:13:36,855 --> 00:13:39,901 Oh, uh, I left Benjamin's in kind of a hurry. 279 00:13:40,077 --> 00:13:41,361 You guys have a fight or something? 280 00:13:41,535 --> 00:13:45,240 No, he just told me that he wants to take me to Morocco in May. 281 00:13:45,405 --> 00:13:46,950 You should totally go to Morocco! 282 00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:49,741 I went there a couple years ago. It was fantastic! 283 00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:52,240 So... what's the problem? 284 00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:56,290 The guy you stalked coming on too strong? 285 00:13:56,466 --> 00:13:57,832 Yeah, that's it. 286 00:13:58,008 --> 00:13:59,382 Then why don't you wanna go to Morocco with him? 287 00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:01,422 I do want to go to Morocco with him. 288 00:14:01,597 --> 00:14:03,421 The minute he said it, I started picturing us there, 289 00:14:03,598 --> 00:14:04,800 and it was great. 290 00:14:04,976 --> 00:14:06,802 Well, of course it's great. It's Morocco! 291 00:14:06,978 --> 00:14:09,302 No one's arguing Morocco's not great. 292 00:14:09,475 --> 00:14:13,222 Good, 'cause they would lose. 293 00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:15,062 Sweetie, would you just give us a minute? 294 00:14:15,235 --> 00:14:15,733 Sure! 295 00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:16,942 Oh! I'll get you my maps. 296 00:14:17,108 --> 00:14:20,940 You're gonna have the best time! 297 00:14:21,118 --> 00:14:22,691 - Really? - Okay. 298 00:14:22,866 --> 00:14:24,443 All right. 299 00:14:24,616 --> 00:14:28,910 So... so he wants to take you to Morocco, and you want to go. 300 00:14:29,078 --> 00:14:29,360 Yeah. 301 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,533 I can see why you're so upset. 302 00:14:31,707 --> 00:14:35,371 Just because you want Morocco doesn't mean you get Morocco. 303 00:14:35,547 --> 00:14:36,211 Let's be realistic here. 304 00:14:36,378 --> 00:14:37,620 Something is gonna screw this up. 305 00:14:37,797 --> 00:14:41,212 So I don't wanna set myself up for Morocco if it's never gonna happen. 306 00:14:41,385 --> 00:14:43,961 Well, I can guarantee you it's never gonna happen. 307 00:14:44,138 --> 00:14:45,552 - Why? - Why?! 308 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,550 You sneak out on a guy in the middle of the night? 309 00:14:47,726 --> 00:14:50,592 It kinda sends a message. 310 00:14:50,767 --> 00:14:53,350 Oh, God. I'm so messed up. 311 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:56,433 You really are. 312 00:14:57,317 --> 00:14:59,443 I just... 313 00:14:59,606 --> 00:15:02,152 I just don't wanna be Lina. 314 00:15:02,317 --> 00:15:03,321 What do you mean? 315 00:15:03,487 --> 00:15:05,400 Well, she's always like, "Oh, I'm so in love! 316 00:15:05,577 --> 00:15:06,493 He's the one!" 317 00:15:06,657 --> 00:15:10,531 And then two weeks later, her heart's getting its ass kicked. 318 00:15:10,706 --> 00:15:16,412 Yeah, I don't know if you've noticed, but your sister's heart's doing just fine. 319 00:15:16,585 --> 00:15:18,911 I mean, you know, she had to go through some stuff, 320 00:15:19,087 --> 00:15:20,042 but it seems worth it. 321 00:15:20,217 --> 00:15:27,173 She's with a guy who loves her, even though she does unspeakable things to chicken. 322 00:15:29,388 --> 00:15:32,222 Yeah, I guess. 323 00:15:32,437 --> 00:15:35,221 I want you to have Morocco. 324 00:15:35,397 --> 00:15:37,683 What do you care? 325 00:15:37,857 --> 00:15:40,271 I care. 326 00:15:40,445 --> 00:15:43,363 Well, it's too late now. 327 00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:43,981 Maybe not. 328 00:15:44,157 --> 00:15:45,443 I mean, you can still go back over there. 329 00:15:45,618 --> 00:15:46,940 What, now? I just snuck out. 330 00:15:47,116 --> 00:15:48,942 - So sneak back in! - Yeah. 331 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:52,163 - Can you do that? - Yeah! 332 00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:53,321 Yeah. 333 00:15:53,496 --> 00:15:55,452 But you gotta get over there before he wakes up. 334 00:15:55,628 --> 00:15:57,542 - That's not lame, or- - No. 335 00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:59,333 - Come on. Let's go! - Okay. 336 00:15:59,505 --> 00:16:00,043 - Go. - All right. 337 00:16:00,218 --> 00:16:03,752 - Hey, look- you're running! - Shut up! 338 00:16:03,926 --> 00:16:05,712 I'm such an idiot. I meant Spain. 339 00:16:05,888 --> 00:16:09,511 I've never been to Morocco. 340 00:16:22,146 --> 00:16:24,271 Morning. 341 00:16:24,445 --> 00:16:26,903 Morning. 342 00:16:29,827 --> 00:16:31,490 Um... 343 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,163 kind of overdressed? 344 00:16:33,328 --> 00:16:35,373 Oh, I got chilly. 345 00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:36,373 - Did you? - Yeah. 346 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,663 Hmm. 347 00:16:38,836 --> 00:16:41,002 Actually, uh... 348 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,250 I was out for a bit. 349 00:16:43,428 --> 00:16:45,211 I know. 350 00:16:45,387 --> 00:16:46,041 Oh. 351 00:16:46,218 --> 00:16:48,800 But I had a feeling that you'd be coming back. 352 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,223 Why? 353 00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:55,011 - Yeah. - Thank you. 354 00:16:55,186 --> 00:16:57,472 Look. 355 00:16:57,938 --> 00:16:59,560 We have a problem. 356 00:16:59,725 --> 00:17:01,600 Oh. 357 00:17:01,775 --> 00:17:04,061 Okay. 358 00:17:05,027 --> 00:17:07,272 I like you. 359 00:17:07,446 --> 00:17:12,443 Well, I just don't see how we're gonna get past that. 360 00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:15,860 I'm not good at the liking thing. 361 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,032 Not liking I have got down. 362 00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:20,331 But actually liking, um... 363 00:17:20,496 --> 00:17:24,500 I'm sort of in uncharted waters here. 364 00:17:24,676 --> 00:17:27,252 Well, you're... 365 00:17:27,427 --> 00:17:29,040 you're gonna hate what I have to say. 366 00:17:29,218 --> 00:17:31,091 What? 367 00:17:31,265 --> 00:17:31,921 I like you too. 368 00:17:32,095 --> 00:17:34,630 Oh, crap. 369 00:17:35,886 --> 00:17:37,090 Are you sure that you want this? 370 00:17:37,267 --> 00:17:41,352 You do not know what you're in for. 371 00:17:41,525 --> 00:17:44,523 Okay. You were warned. 372 00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:49,442 So, uh, are you still feeling a little chilly? 373 00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:51,821 I'm definitely feeling warmer. 374 00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:53,902 Well, maybe we could take some of this off. 375 00:17:54,076 --> 00:17:54,861 We could. 376 00:17:55,037 --> 00:17:57,070 Maybe... leave the boot. 377 00:17:57,248 --> 00:18:00,241 Ooh. Interesting. 378 00:18:01,298 --> 00:18:02,242 What do you want for dinner? 379 00:18:02,417 --> 00:18:04,041 Maybe Chinese. 380 00:18:04,207 --> 00:18:06,751 We've still got the chicken. 381 00:18:06,927 --> 00:18:08,832 Right- the chicken... 382 00:18:09,007 --> 00:18:10,133 which would be delicious! 383 00:18:10,295 --> 00:18:12,091 Obviously. 384 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,171 But then what would you have? 385 00:18:14,346 --> 00:18:16,800 I can just make a salad for me. 386 00:18:16,977 --> 00:18:19,512 Or we could both have a salad. 387 00:18:19,685 --> 00:18:22,350 Or you could have a salad with your chicken. 388 00:18:22,517 --> 00:18:26,943 Or I could have a salad and no chicken with no chicken! 389 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:27,482 W hat? 390 00:18:27,645 --> 00:18:28,901 I'm saying no more chicken! 391 00:18:29,068 --> 00:18:30,440 No chicken! 392 00:18:30,616 --> 00:18:31,193 Why? 393 00:18:31,365 --> 00:18:34,570 The chicken is evil. 394 00:18:34,997 --> 00:18:36,293 It's really that bad? 395 00:18:36,536 --> 00:18:37,320 You have no idea. 396 00:18:37,498 --> 00:18:41,030 It tasted like an aquarium. 397 00:18:41,206 --> 00:18:42,910 I thought "chicken of the sea" was an expression. 398 00:18:43,088 --> 00:18:45,503 But apparently, I found one! 399 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:49,580 Well, if you knew it was so bad, why did you let me serve it? 400 00:18:49,758 --> 00:18:51,213 Because you were so excited about it. 401 00:18:51,385 --> 00:18:54,463 You went to the special store to buy the tumors. 402 00:18:54,637 --> 00:18:55,171 Tubers! 403 00:18:55,348 --> 00:18:56,592 You didn't even make any side dishes. 404 00:18:56,768 --> 00:18:59,433 There was nowhere to hide from the relentless, punishing poultry. 405 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,850 Okay, okay, I get it! 406 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:02,970 It was bad chicken. 407 00:19:03,146 --> 00:19:06,811 It wasn't just bad. It was the Hitler of chickens. 408 00:19:06,987 --> 00:19:08,853 It was the enemy of all things. 409 00:19:09,028 --> 00:19:11,442 Why are you smiling? 410 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:12,941 We're having our first fight. 411 00:19:13,116 --> 00:19:14,690 Yeah, we are. 412 00:19:14,865 --> 00:19:18,953 It's like a relationship milestone. 413 00:19:20,866 --> 00:19:21,992 Is it? 414 00:19:22,165 --> 00:19:23,283 Totally! 415 00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:27,003 It's like even more than our first dinner party. 416 00:19:27,165 --> 00:19:29,581 Huh, well, I guess. 417 00:19:29,756 --> 00:19:32,633 So what do we do now? Do we have to finish it? 418 00:19:32,795 --> 00:19:33,883 Uh, I think we should. 419 00:19:34,046 --> 00:19:35,131 'Cause, um... 420 00:19:35,305 --> 00:19:37,463 we kinda need to get through it to get to the... 421 00:19:37,637 --> 00:19:40,341 make-up sex. 422 00:19:48,566 --> 00:19:50,483 God, do you run every morning? 423 00:19:50,645 --> 00:19:51,233 Pretty much. 424 00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:55,110 Why does that makee wanna have a cigarette? 425 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,992 So at least you're sneaking home with both boots this time. 426 00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:00,573 No, I'm not sneaking. He stayed here last night. 427 00:20:00,746 --> 00:20:02,492 I just ran out to get us some coffee. 428 00:20:02,665 --> 00:20:03,030 And by ran, 429 00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:06,490 I mean I got into my car and I drove two blocks. 430 00:20:06,666 --> 00:20:08,250 Oh, so you two are still- 431 00:20:08,418 --> 00:20:10,001 Yeah, we're okay. 432 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,122 Well, that's good. 433 00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:12,883 It really is. 434 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,713 God, I like this guy so much. 435 00:20:14,886 --> 00:20:15,751 Yeah? 436 00:20:15,928 --> 00:20:17,880 Yeah. 437 00:20:18,056 --> 00:20:19,302 It's crazy. 438 00:20:19,465 --> 00:20:23,262 When I'm with him, it's, like, I don't know... 439 00:20:23,435 --> 00:20:24,640 It's like I can actually imagine- 440 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:26,471 Morocco? 441 00:20:26,648 --> 00:20:29,472 What the hell? 442 00:20:38,576 --> 00:20:39,441 Hey. 443 00:20:39,616 --> 00:20:41,112 You left your phone again. 444 00:20:41,286 --> 00:20:42,910 Thanks. 445 00:20:43,078 --> 00:20:43,610 Come on in? 446 00:20:43,786 --> 00:20:44,992 Okay. 447 00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:48,330 So, uh, things okay with you and Yonk? 448 00:20:48,495 --> 00:20:50,083 Yeah, I think we'll be okay. 449 00:20:50,258 --> 00:20:55,582 We had a long talk and agreed to start seeing a nutritionist. 450 00:20:55,757 --> 00:20:59,463 What happened last night can never, ever happen again. 451 00:20:59,635 --> 00:21:00,172 I understand. 452 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:01,920 We're really trying to make it work this time. 453 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,641 I get it. 454 00:21:05,895 --> 00:21:08,853 What do I smell? 455 00:21:09,566 --> 00:21:11,602 I was cooking up some bacon. 456 00:21:11,775 --> 00:21:12,431 All right. 457 00:21:12,608 --> 00:21:15,442 If we're gonna keep doing this, we gotta be super careful! 458 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:16,773 There's also a lasagna. 459 00:21:16,946 --> 00:21:20,860 Oh, you know I'm gonna hit that! 460 00:21:20,910 --> 00:21:25,460 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30930

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