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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,209 --> 00:00:05,422 Subs By Traff and raceman www.forom.com 2 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:07,341 She just-- she drives me crazy. 3 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:10,302 I know that she's my mother and I should appreciate her, 4 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:13,472 and she's gonna be dead someday, but... 5 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:18,101 Oh, it would just be so much easier if I knew when. 6 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:20,562 Uh-huh. 7 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:22,105 You playing video games? 8 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:24,191 No. 9 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:25,901 You totally have video game voice. 10 00:00:26,067 --> 00:00:27,650 Hey, I can listen and hit a pimp 11 00:00:27,813 --> 00:00:30,111 with a bat at the same time. 12 00:00:30,287 --> 00:00:33,243 Eat wood, bitch! 13 00:00:34,579 --> 00:00:36,742 Come in. 14 00:00:36,919 --> 00:00:38,371 Hey, you're here. 15 00:00:38,537 --> 00:00:39,543 My rehearsal ended early. 16 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:40,451 I should go. 17 00:00:40,627 --> 00:00:41,792 All right, tell Benjamin hi. 18 00:00:41,955 --> 00:00:44,371 Okay. Later. 19 00:00:44,546 --> 00:00:45,503 Bye. 20 00:00:45,676 --> 00:00:46,500 Ethan says hi. 21 00:00:46,675 --> 00:00:49,343 - Oh, I like Ethan. - Oh! 22 00:00:49,507 --> 00:00:52,922 - It's sometimes hard to believe he's a doctor. - Why? 23 00:00:53,097 --> 00:00:56,393 Ah, no fair! I paused it! 24 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:57,683 Hey, you ready to go? 25 00:00:57,855 --> 00:00:59,853 - One sec. - Movie starts in 20 minutes. 26 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:01,850 - Shh, shh, shh. - Want something to drink? 27 00:01:02,025 --> 00:01:03,311 - No, thanks. - Kat and Benjamin. 28 00:01:03,487 --> 00:01:06,441 She thinks she hung up, but she didn't. 29 00:01:06,605 --> 00:01:09,272 So, dinner last night-- that was pretty fun. 30 00:01:09,448 --> 00:01:11,941 They had dinner with me last night! 31 00:01:12,115 --> 00:01:16,913 I particularly enjoyed our time in the ladies' room. 32 00:01:17,078 --> 00:01:19,532 Do you think Ethan knew? 33 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:22,740 I'm gonna say Ethan did not know. 34 00:01:22,917 --> 00:01:25,250 Where's the weirdest place you've ever done it? 35 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:26,540 Oh, we're not going to the movies, are we? 36 00:01:26,717 --> 00:01:28,881 No! 37 00:01:50,908 --> 00:01:53,823 Okay, time to install some outlets in this mother. 38 00:01:53,985 --> 00:01:54,821 You know the drill. 39 00:01:54,995 --> 00:01:57,572 Yes, I do. 40 00:01:59,208 --> 00:02:02,701 So, uh, go get me the drill. 41 00:02:02,878 --> 00:02:05,873 Oh, I thought you meant-- okay. 42 00:02:06,048 --> 00:02:07,923 Hey, guys. Look who's here! 43 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:09,540 Holy crap! 44 00:02:09,718 --> 00:02:10,710 Melanie Deacon! 45 00:02:10,885 --> 00:02:12,673 Carmello, get over here! 46 00:02:12,845 --> 00:02:14,672 - Hey, girl! - Hi! 47 00:02:14,846 --> 00:02:17,380 How's--how's Kevin? What's he doing these days? 48 00:02:17,555 --> 00:02:22,352 Um, Kevin's doing his big, old, whore-face assistant. 49 00:02:22,515 --> 00:02:24,973 Maybe you should have started with, "How are you?" 50 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:29,352 It's okay--I kicked his ass in the divorce and moved back here so my mom could tell me 51 00:02:29,525 --> 00:02:32,110 - all the reasons she saw it coming. - She do it a lot? 52 00:02:32,278 --> 00:02:34,570 It's freaking Groundhog Day. 53 00:02:34,735 --> 00:02:36,993 Hey, Melanie, I-- Richie Velch. 54 00:02:37,156 --> 00:02:38,280 You probably don't remember me. 55 00:02:38,455 --> 00:02:42,282 We had bio together in ninth grade. My locker was three down from yours. 56 00:02:42,457 --> 00:02:44,912 Oh, and I think one summer you might have come into the Radio Shack where I worked 57 00:02:45,087 --> 00:02:47,872 and bought a 6-volt AC adapter. 58 00:02:48,047 --> 00:02:50,752 Or something. 59 00:02:50,927 --> 00:02:53,462 Oh, sure. 60 00:02:53,676 --> 00:02:55,710 She remembers. 61 00:02:55,888 --> 00:03:02,261 Guess there was a little extra electricity in the old Radio Shack that day. 62 00:03:02,435 --> 00:03:04,141 So, what do you want to watch? 63 00:03:04,307 --> 00:03:06,061 I don't know. There's nothing good on. 64 00:03:06,226 --> 00:03:08,811 They're spending their Friday night channel surfing? 65 00:03:08,985 --> 00:03:11,402 Losers! 66 00:03:11,776 --> 00:03:13,480 Oh, leave this channel. 67 00:03:13,658 --> 00:03:14,232 I like her. 68 00:03:14,405 --> 00:03:16,981 Yeah, she was good in that boxing movie with Clint Eastwood. 69 00:03:17,156 --> 00:03:18,070 What's her name again? 70 00:03:18,245 --> 00:03:19,742 Hilary Swank. 71 00:03:19,905 --> 00:03:22,322 Uh...Kate something? 72 00:03:22,497 --> 00:03:23,952 Or Hilary something. 73 00:03:24,125 --> 00:03:26,872 Kate, um, Kate, um... I can't think of it. 74 00:03:27,047 --> 00:03:28,161 But I know she's British. 75 00:03:28,336 --> 00:03:31,120 No, she's not. 76 00:03:31,295 --> 00:03:33,460 Really? Wow, I had no idea. Her American accent's so good. 77 00:03:33,636 --> 00:03:36,712 Because she's American! 78 00:03:36,886 --> 00:03:37,921 Hilary Swank? 79 00:03:38,098 --> 00:03:39,172 Thank you! 80 00:03:39,348 --> 00:03:43,801 No, that's not it. But she's British too. 81 00:03:44,185 --> 00:03:46,142 I may kill myself. 82 00:03:46,317 --> 00:03:49,100 You know, I've never heard you play the violin. 83 00:03:49,276 --> 00:03:52,561 Wait--on our first date, you said I was amazing in concert. 84 00:03:52,738 --> 00:03:55,981 Yeah, I was just trying to get into your pants. 85 00:03:56,155 --> 00:03:58,400 She's a class act. 86 00:03:58,576 --> 00:04:00,651 So come on! Bust out that fiddle. 87 00:04:00,828 --> 00:04:02,033 I wanna hear. 88 00:04:02,208 --> 00:04:06,120 Okay. How about a little Mozart? 89 00:04:11,088 --> 00:04:12,922 Wow! 90 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:15,501 I know. 91 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:19,301 - I'm gonna pee. - Me too. 92 00:04:20,805 --> 00:04:22,090 Well, I'm taking off. 93 00:04:22,267 --> 00:04:25,802 It was really great seeing you. 94 00:04:25,976 --> 00:04:29,720 Ah, it's Lina. My girlfriend. 95 00:04:31,185 --> 00:04:33,770 Hey, baby. 96 00:04:34,817 --> 00:04:38,071 What? That is my real voice. 97 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:41,492 Yeah. He hasn't changed a bit, has he? 98 00:04:41,657 --> 00:04:45,321 Actually... I don't remember him at all. 99 00:04:45,498 --> 00:04:46,410 Okay. 100 00:04:46,575 --> 00:04:50,661 Picture him stuffed in a locker with his underwear pulled over his head. 101 00:04:50,837 --> 00:04:54,042 He's that guy! Sure! 102 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:58,923 Hey, um, listen, Duncan, I was wondering... 103 00:04:59,095 --> 00:05:00,340 are you seeing anyone? 104 00:05:00,507 --> 00:05:02,380 Uh, no. 105 00:05:02,558 --> 00:05:05,761 Well, maybe we could get a drink or something. 106 00:05:05,936 --> 00:05:06,762 Wow. 107 00:05:06,936 --> 00:05:08,472 First time I've done that since the divorce. 108 00:05:08,648 --> 00:05:10,971 - How'd I do? - Solid work. 109 00:05:11,148 --> 00:05:12,560 You know, I'd love to, but here's the thing-- 110 00:05:12,728 --> 00:05:14,521 it might be kind of weird for Nicole. 111 00:05:14,696 --> 00:05:16,562 Really? After ten years? 112 00:05:16,738 --> 00:05:19,060 Yeah, you know. Uh...history. 113 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:20,071 Oh, okay. 114 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:22,733 Well, if you're up for it, ask her and let me know. 115 00:05:22,908 --> 00:05:24,363 - Will do. - Okay. 116 00:05:24,535 --> 00:05:26,531 Hey, Melanie, I found that card. 117 00:05:26,708 --> 00:05:28,030 This guy's Yonk's buddy. 118 00:05:28,206 --> 00:05:32,543 He'll give you a great deal on a car, but heads up-- he does get a little handsy. 119 00:05:32,706 --> 00:05:34,663 So maybe I'll keep the test drive short. 120 00:05:34,837 --> 00:05:34,913 Yeah. 121 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:38,383 - And bring a whistle. - Yeah. 122 00:05:38,545 --> 00:05:39,332 I'm so glad you're back. 123 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:40,840 Yeah, me, too. 124 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:44,673 See ya, Melanie Deacon. Bye. 125 00:05:47,386 --> 00:05:49,053 - She's so great. - Yeah. 126 00:05:49,227 --> 00:05:51,600 So, um, she kinda just asked me out. 127 00:05:51,765 --> 00:05:52,643 R eally? 128 00:05:52,817 --> 00:05:54,732 Yeah, I mean, I don't think I'm gonna go-- 129 00:05:54,895 --> 00:05:56,313 Why not? 130 00:05:56,488 --> 00:05:57,901 Well, you know, I-- 131 00:05:58,065 --> 00:05:59,562 thought it might be a little weird for you. 132 00:05:59,736 --> 00:06:02,151 For me? Absolutely not. 133 00:06:02,327 --> 00:06:03,440 Really? 134 00:06:03,707 --> 00:06:05,153 What, because of us? 135 00:06:05,326 --> 00:06:07,070 Well, yeah. 136 00:06:07,248 --> 00:06:09,530 Uh, hi. I'm married. 137 00:06:09,706 --> 00:06:12,621 If you want to go out with her, you should go out with her. 138 00:06:12,786 --> 00:06:14,411 Okay. 139 00:06:14,586 --> 00:06:16,663 Well, then maybe I will go out with her. 140 00:06:16,836 --> 00:06:18,713 Good. 141 00:06:18,876 --> 00:06:21,711 Maybe I'll go out with her tonight. 142 00:06:21,888 --> 00:06:22,921 Her number's on the fridge. 143 00:06:23,096 --> 00:06:25,760 Okay, fine. 144 00:06:29,133 --> 00:06:30,551 You're really okay with this? 145 00:06:30,727 --> 00:06:33,813 Yeah, I really am. 146 00:06:44,079 --> 00:06:45,152 You wanna go get some dinner? 147 00:06:45,329 --> 00:06:46,112 Sure. 148 00:06:46,285 --> 00:06:50,741 Maybe we should put some clothes on first. 149 00:06:50,915 --> 00:06:53,992 What? When did clothes come off? 150 00:06:54,167 --> 00:06:55,493 How did we miss that? 151 00:06:55,668 --> 00:06:57,122 Wait, was he playing the violin naked? 152 00:06:57,297 --> 00:06:59,833 That's troubling! 153 00:07:00,006 --> 00:07:02,132 Or hot. 154 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:05,252 We're different. 155 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:06,210 Hey, guys. 156 00:07:06,385 --> 00:07:07,760 Hi. Hey, grab a seat. Hey. 157 00:07:07,925 --> 00:07:09,881 - We're listening to Kat and Benjamin. - Huh? 158 00:07:10,056 --> 00:07:12,222 I vote for not going out. It's too cold. 159 00:07:12,396 --> 00:07:13,852 I can warm you up. 160 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:15,850 Oh, my gosh, you guys shouldn't be doing this! 161 00:07:16,015 --> 00:07:17,811 No, no, they're not talking about anything personal. 162 00:07:17,988 --> 00:07:20,811 FYI--both naked right now. 163 00:07:20,988 --> 00:07:22,440 I'm hanging up. This is so wrong. 164 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:25,271 How 'bout takeout from that place Palmer was telling us about? 165 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:28,283 Hey, I'm in it! 166 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,991 So, Palmer and Ethan? What's their story? 167 00:07:31,155 --> 00:07:32,822 They seem like an odd fit. 168 00:07:32,996 --> 00:07:34,033 No, we don't. 169 00:07:34,207 --> 00:07:36,332 As far as I can tell, it's pretty much all about the sex. 170 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:37,450 Well... [chuckling] 171 00:07:37,627 --> 00:07:40,410 How dare she! 172 00:07:40,917 --> 00:07:42,251 They really have nothing else in common. 173 00:07:42,427 --> 00:07:43,790 It's, like, all they do. 174 00:07:43,968 --> 00:07:46,213 We're not doing it right now. 175 00:07:46,388 --> 00:07:48,961 Which I appreciate. 176 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:51,513 We do do it a lot. 177 00:07:51,685 --> 00:07:55,970 Not more so than anyone who has a bed. 178 00:07:56,266 --> 00:07:59,680 Or a shower, or a couch. 179 00:08:03,356 --> 00:08:06,862 Seriously, if you took the sex away, they got nothin'. 180 00:08:07,027 --> 00:08:07,522 Huh. 181 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:08,281 What "huh"? 182 00:08:08,445 --> 00:08:10,192 What's that "huh"? "Huh" what? 183 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:11,202 Well, I don't know. 184 00:08:11,367 --> 00:08:15,031 Maybe we should stop doing it for a while. 185 00:08:15,207 --> 00:08:16,833 What? 186 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:20,123 Well, it could be really good for us, you know, to see what else we have. 187 00:08:20,297 --> 00:08:24,082 Okay, let's just all just calm down. 188 00:08:24,258 --> 00:08:28,751 Nothing ever got solved by not having sex. 189 00:08:29,057 --> 00:08:29,302 You'll see. 190 00:08:29,465 --> 00:08:31,671 This'll be a really positive experience. 191 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,593 Uh, I had this experience till I was 19. 192 00:08:33,768 --> 00:08:36,802 It wasn't that positive. 193 00:08:36,976 --> 00:08:39,143 19? 194 00:08:39,607 --> 00:08:42,392 I was chunky. 195 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:46,772 Oh, either of you guys want another drink? 196 00:08:46,948 --> 00:08:48,073 Uh, I'm okay. 197 00:08:48,238 --> 00:08:52,071 I think I could wrestle another chocolate gorilla to the ground. 198 00:08:52,247 --> 00:08:54,070 Give me another scotch and soda on the rocks. 199 00:08:54,246 --> 00:08:55,781 Actually, hold the soda. 200 00:08:55,958 --> 00:08:59,660 And make it a double scotch. And screw the rocks. 201 00:08:59,835 --> 00:09:01,583 You okay? 202 00:09:01,755 --> 00:09:03,333 I'm great. 203 00:09:03,506 --> 00:09:06,382 So can you believe you're getting your casts off? 204 00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:08,420 It's so wild, you know. 205 00:09:08,598 --> 00:09:13,263 I can't believe in a couple of days I'll actually be walking and just have that-- 206 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:15,470 that feeling of, uh... [tapping] 207 00:09:15,635 --> 00:09:18,102 hey, tappy, what's happening there? 208 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:19,810 I'm sorry. 209 00:09:19,978 --> 00:09:21,063 Where are you tonight? 210 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:24,350 I'm here. I'm fine. 211 00:09:24,527 --> 00:09:27,730 You're so not. What's going on? 212 00:09:27,906 --> 00:09:29,270 Okay. 213 00:09:29,448 --> 00:09:30,692 Can you guys keep a secret? 214 00:09:30,867 --> 00:09:33,322 - Yeah. - No! 215 00:09:33,497 --> 00:09:34,111 What? 216 00:09:34,286 --> 00:09:36,822 I don't want to hear it. I'm terrible with secrets. 217 00:09:36,998 --> 00:09:38,570 You can keep a secret. 218 00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:43,161 You went three months without telling me you were married. 219 00:09:43,338 --> 00:09:47,003 I mean, I swear, the entire time, I had no clue. 220 00:09:47,178 --> 00:09:49,710 You're sweet. 221 00:09:49,887 --> 00:09:53,091 All right. Go ahead. 222 00:09:54,265 --> 00:09:58,011 Okay, so Duncan went on a date tonight with this girl from high school. 223 00:09:58,187 --> 00:10:00,050 Melanie Deacon. We had a moment in Radio Shack. 224 00:10:00,226 --> 00:10:02,472 She cannot let it go. 225 00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:05,641 Anyway, I told Duncan that I was okay with him going out, 226 00:10:05,815 --> 00:10:08,150 because what else could I say? 227 00:10:08,318 --> 00:10:09,862 I have no right to stop him. 228 00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:11,772 Well, why-- why would you want to? 229 00:10:11,946 --> 00:10:15,901 Do you still have feelings for Duncan? 230 00:10:16,077 --> 00:10:18,282 You can't tell anyone. 231 00:10:18,455 --> 00:10:19,623 This is really big. 232 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:20,871 Uh-huh. 233 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:24,663 Oh, okay, well, feelings happen. 234 00:10:24,838 --> 00:10:26,790 But so long as you don't act on those feelings... 235 00:10:26,967 --> 00:10:30,171 [tapping] Uh, uh-oh. 236 00:10:30,965 --> 00:10:32,463 What? 237 00:10:32,638 --> 00:10:35,421 You know what? I'm sorry. I can't talk about it. 238 00:10:35,598 --> 00:10:40,763 A double scotch and a chocolate gorilla for the lady. 239 00:10:46,526 --> 00:10:50,653 Well, come on, what--what were you gonna tell us? 240 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,191 All right. 241 00:10:52,368 --> 00:10:54,823 Hold on. 242 00:10:58,205 --> 00:10:58,951 Do you-- 243 00:10:59,118 --> 00:11:01,572 Hold on. 244 00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:07,700 Okay, go. 245 00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:10,460 Do you remember when Ethan Haas had that party? 246 00:11:10,625 --> 00:11:12,502 The night Richie ran me over? 247 00:11:12,677 --> 00:11:16,630 Oh, yeah, right. So you remember. 248 00:11:16,808 --> 00:11:19,303 Well, after the party, I went over to Duncan's, 249 00:11:19,478 --> 00:11:21,933 and we kind of... 250 00:11:22,095 --> 00:11:22,890 No! 251 00:11:23,056 --> 00:11:26,270 What? They what? No! 252 00:11:27,068 --> 00:11:27,683 Yeah. 253 00:11:27,857 --> 00:11:29,643 I can't believe you told me that! 254 00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:32,352 I have to work with him, and I'm gonna know this. 255 00:11:32,527 --> 00:11:33,811 And he's gonna know I know. 256 00:11:33,988 --> 00:11:37,691 - How is he gonna know? - Because I'm gonna tell him! 257 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,401 I can't help it. Words come out. 258 00:11:39,577 --> 00:11:41,411 No, you can't tell him, because I need you 259 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:43,123 to find out how his date went. 260 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:47,331 Great--a secret and an assignment? 261 00:11:49,296 --> 00:11:50,251 Just the basics. 262 00:11:50,416 --> 00:11:52,582 Was it good, was it bad, did they sleep together? 263 00:11:52,758 --> 00:11:56,133 I have to find out if they [mouths words]? 264 00:11:56,305 --> 00:11:58,552 You can ask him. It's guy talk. 265 00:11:58,716 --> 00:11:59,840 You're a guy. 266 00:12:00,016 --> 00:12:02,681 I am a guy. 267 00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:09,392 Little piece of cookie. 268 00:12:15,658 --> 00:12:17,523 - Hey. - Whatever. 269 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:18,480 What's your problem? 270 00:12:18,657 --> 00:12:20,111 - Nothin'. - Fine. 271 00:12:20,286 --> 00:12:23,360 You wanna know what my problem is? Learn how to use your phone! 272 00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:24,320 Huh? 273 00:12:24,496 --> 00:12:27,080 Come here. 274 00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:30,662 You see this little button right here, this one that says off? 275 00:12:30,838 --> 00:12:34,583 Maybe try pressing it at the end of a conversation so other people don't have to hear you talk trash 276 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:36,210 about their relationships. 277 00:12:36,408 --> 00:12:38,632 Again...huh? 278 00:12:38,806 --> 00:12:42,012 You didn't hang up after we got off the phone yesterday. 279 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,760 What, you listened? 280 00:12:44,937 --> 00:12:46,143 What did you hear? 281 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:48,310 It's not what I heard. It's what Palmer heard. 282 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,223 Palmer was listening too? 283 00:12:50,397 --> 00:12:51,520 And Kyle... 284 00:12:51,686 --> 00:12:54,772 Who, by the way, almost had a stroke over that whole Hilary Swank thing. 285 00:12:54,947 --> 00:12:56,102 It was Hilary Swank. 286 00:12:56,277 --> 00:12:57,443 Yes! 287 00:12:57,616 --> 00:13:00,940 American actress Hilary Swank! 288 00:13:01,115 --> 00:13:03,113 I cannot believe that you were listening to us! 289 00:13:03,287 --> 00:13:05,912 Well, I can't believe you said Palmer and I were all about the sex! 290 00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:07,202 I didn't say it to you! 291 00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:08,450 Doesn't matter. Palmer heard it. 292 00:13:08,626 --> 00:13:10,493 And now we're not having any sex. 293 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:11,912 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 294 00:13:12,085 --> 00:13:14,833 Apparently, it'll be "good for us" as a couple. 295 00:13:15,006 --> 00:13:18,590 It'll be "healthy" for us to find out what else we have in common. 296 00:13:18,758 --> 00:13:21,173 So today, we're going to a "museum." 297 00:13:21,345 --> 00:13:23,883 A "museum!" 298 00:13:24,055 --> 00:13:25,262 Easy with the air quotes! 299 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:26,011 No. 300 00:13:26,185 --> 00:13:32,561 You took away a beautiful thing like sex and replaced it with Egyptian pottery. 301 00:13:32,725 --> 00:13:34,811 Wow. Well... 302 00:13:34,985 --> 00:13:40,151 you know, I'd like to say "I'm sorry," but "I'm not!" 303 00:13:44,368 --> 00:13:44,900 Hey, man. 304 00:13:45,078 --> 00:13:47,320 Hey. 305 00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:59,502 So, uh, how did the date go last night? 306 00:13:59,675 --> 00:14:00,422 Okay. 307 00:14:00,598 --> 00:14:02,211 Yeah? 308 00:14:02,385 --> 00:14:05,593 Did you... tap that? 309 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:11,601 What? 310 00:14:11,766 --> 00:14:13,312 You know... 311 00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:17,271 did you do the deed, close the deal? 312 00:14:17,448 --> 00:14:20,733 Did you get jiggy with it? 313 00:14:20,906 --> 00:14:24,902 You know the date was last night, not ten years ago, right? 314 00:14:25,075 --> 00:14:28,030 Come on, guy-to-guy... 315 00:14:28,206 --> 00:14:29,321 Was there coitus? 316 00:14:29,498 --> 00:14:30,953 Wow. Uh... 317 00:14:31,128 --> 00:14:34,160 No, there was no coitus. 318 00:14:34,336 --> 00:14:37,460 Actually, the, uh, date wasn't so great. 319 00:14:37,628 --> 00:14:40,132 Not so great. No coitus. Got it. 320 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,422 It wasn't Melanie. She's awesome-- 321 00:14:41,597 --> 00:14:44,513 You know, I have all the information that I need. 322 00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:47,513 It's just... I don't know, my head. 323 00:14:47,675 --> 00:14:48,303 It wasn't in the right place. 324 00:14:48,477 --> 00:14:50,841 And we're still talking. 325 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:53,681 Okay, what I'm about to tell you, you can't tell anyone. 326 00:14:53,855 --> 00:14:56,273 - Oh, God. - No, seriously. 327 00:14:56,435 --> 00:14:58,140 Dude, this is a huge secret. 328 00:14:58,317 --> 00:14:59,771 Mm-hmm. 329 00:14:59,945 --> 00:15:04,020 I'm, uh... I'm still kinda hung up on Nicole. 330 00:15:04,198 --> 00:15:06,490 Okay. 331 00:15:06,696 --> 00:15:08,400 And I thought she was hung up on me, 332 00:15:08,577 --> 00:15:12,491 and then this whole Melanie thing happened, and I expected it to bum her out, 333 00:15:12,665 --> 00:15:15,081 but she was totally fine with it, and then that bummed me out, 334 00:15:15,245 --> 00:15:18,792 and I spent the entire time thinking, like, how could she be okay with this? 335 00:15:18,967 --> 00:15:23,343 I mean, how-- how can she not even care? 336 00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:36,220 Maybe she did care. 337 00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:38,350 Trust me, dude. She didn't. 338 00:15:38,527 --> 00:15:41,690 Consider the possibility that she did. 339 00:15:41,856 --> 00:15:43,312 She flat-out told me she didn't. 340 00:15:43,487 --> 00:15:45,860 Consider the possibility that she didn't mean it. 341 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:46,941 Look, I'm not an idiot. 342 00:15:47,116 --> 00:15:50,902 Consider the possibility that you are an idiot. 343 00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:52,241 - What? - She cared, okay? 344 00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:53,743 She didn't want you to go out on the date. 345 00:15:53,918 --> 00:15:55,991 Don't ask how I know. 346 00:15:56,167 --> 00:15:58,660 She told me. That's how I know. 347 00:15:58,837 --> 00:16:00,502 Really, she-- she cared? 348 00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:02,120 Yeah, yeah, she was a mess last night. 349 00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:04,380 She even wanted me to find out how the date went. 350 00:16:04,548 --> 00:16:06,882 And she wouldn't tell me? 351 00:16:07,058 --> 00:16:09,302 Interesting. 352 00:16:09,465 --> 00:16:11,052 Okay. 353 00:16:11,228 --> 00:16:12,340 Here's what you're gonna tell her. 354 00:16:12,518 --> 00:16:13,592 Oh, God. 355 00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:16,221 You're gonna tell her the date was great, 356 00:16:16,395 --> 00:16:19,022 that it--it was awesome, that we, uh, 357 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,772 coitussed our brains out. 358 00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:23,600 Great--now I'm lying. I'm keeping secrets. 359 00:16:23,778 --> 00:16:28,231 You might as well ask me to play a sport. 360 00:16:30,075 --> 00:16:33,033 So, how fun was that Egyptian pottery? 361 00:16:33,205 --> 00:16:35,910 The funnest. 362 00:16:36,587 --> 00:16:38,493 And that short film on how they made it? 363 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:43,293 So interesting and... really not that short. 364 00:16:47,175 --> 00:16:49,840 That bike ride was pretty great, huh? 365 00:16:50,015 --> 00:16:51,633 Yeah. 366 00:16:51,808 --> 00:16:54,643 Not as cold as I thought it was gonna be. 367 00:16:54,808 --> 00:16:58,760 No, no, not too cold. And not too hilly. 368 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:01,233 True. 369 00:17:01,858 --> 00:17:04,393 S-s-true. 370 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,611 You know... 371 00:17:10,788 --> 00:17:12,862 when you think about all the things that we did today, 372 00:17:13,036 --> 00:17:15,822 it se seems like we have a lot more in common than just sex. 373 00:17:15,998 --> 00:17:18,870 Totally! Kat's crazy! 374 00:17:19,036 --> 00:17:22,831 I mean, we've got bikes and pottery... 375 00:17:23,007 --> 00:17:25,751 And what about those ducks that we fed at the pond? 376 00:17:25,927 --> 00:17:27,420 Ducks. 377 00:17:27,587 --> 00:17:29,751 And don't forget that wish that we made in the fountain. 378 00:17:29,926 --> 00:17:30,553 See! 379 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:34,551 We've got bikes, pottery, ducks, and wishes! 380 00:17:34,726 --> 00:17:35,721 And driving. 381 00:17:35,885 --> 00:17:37,302 We drove a bunch today. 382 00:17:37,478 --> 00:17:39,260 And, hello, who had lunch? 383 00:17:39,436 --> 00:17:41,850 We did! 384 00:17:42,525 --> 00:17:44,482 Whoo, okay. 385 00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:48,983 So now we've got bikes, ducks, pottery, 386 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:53,281 wishes, driving, lunch... 387 00:17:53,827 --> 00:17:56,611 It seems like sex is just a small part of who we are. 388 00:17:56,787 --> 00:17:59,700 Oh, it really does. 389 00:17:59,876 --> 00:18:01,331 Oh, my God! 390 00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:06,920 This is so much hotter than when we did it at the museum. 391 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,343 Hey, so? Talk to me. 392 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:13,383 How did his date go? 393 00:18:13,557 --> 00:18:17,843 Uh...he said it was great and awesome. 394 00:18:19,806 --> 00:18:20,762 Really? 395 00:18:20,938 --> 00:18:22,061 Yeah. 396 00:18:22,228 --> 00:18:26,521 Uh, it appears that he... tapped that. 397 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:29,862 Sorry. 398 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,402 Oh. 399 00:18:31,575 --> 00:18:34,652 Okay, well, th-thanks for finding out. 400 00:18:34,825 --> 00:18:36,573 You're welcome. 401 00:18:36,746 --> 00:18:39,453 Except it's not true. 402 00:18:39,626 --> 00:18:40,242 What? 403 00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:43,160 Look, there was no tapping. He had a horrible time. 404 00:18:43,338 --> 00:18:46,080 - Really? Why? - I can't say. 405 00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:49,251 But you know I'm gonna. 406 00:18:49,426 --> 00:18:52,092 He couldn't stop thinking about you, 'cause he thought you didn't care. 407 00:18:52,258 --> 00:18:53,132 Oh, my God! 408 00:18:53,305 --> 00:18:56,842 I should have brought a change of shirt. 409 00:18:57,017 --> 00:18:57,721 Hey. 410 00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:58,341 Hey. 411 00:18:58,517 --> 00:19:00,760 Hey. 412 00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:03,811 So, I hear your date went really well. 413 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:06,272 Yeah, it was awesome. It couldn't have gone better. 414 00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:08,191 - Good. I'm really happy for you. - Are you? 415 00:19:08,358 --> 00:19:09,812 - I really am. - I appreciate it. 416 00:19:09,986 --> 00:19:10,563 Not at all. 417 00:19:10,738 --> 00:19:12,270 Oh, dear God! He knows you care. 418 00:19:12,446 --> 00:19:13,611 She knows it didn't go well. 419 00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:17,441 You each know what you know! 420 00:19:17,747 --> 00:19:18,321 I'm going home. 421 00:19:18,497 --> 00:19:23,080 I need a dry shirt and a chocolate gorilla! 422 00:19:27,505 --> 00:19:32,420 So, um, you and Melanie, it wasn't so awesome, huh? 423 00:19:32,586 --> 00:19:34,170 Nope. 424 00:19:34,348 --> 00:19:36,260 That make you happy? 425 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,132 Yep. 426 00:19:38,305 --> 00:19:39,682 That make you happy? 427 00:19:39,848 --> 00:19:41,891 Yep. 428 00:19:42,058 --> 00:19:43,220 It's healthy, what we have. 429 00:19:43,397 --> 00:19:45,931 Oh, yeah. 430 00:19:51,817 --> 00:19:52,692 It is official. 431 00:19:52,867 --> 00:19:55,362 This place is no longer wheelchair accessible. 432 00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:59,612 Oh, well, no offense to the handicapped, but yay! 433 00:19:59,786 --> 00:20:03,120 So... how was "the museum"? 434 00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:07,743 It was good. We "did it" behind an "urn." 435 00:20:08,048 --> 00:20:08,620 Good. 436 00:20:08,798 --> 00:20:13,170 I hope you got "ashes" in your "cracks." 437 00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:19,591 Hey, guys. All right, here she is. 438 00:20:19,765 --> 00:20:23,841 Ready to stand on her own two feet. 439 00:20:27,937 --> 00:20:30,232 Yeah! 440 00:20:33,657 --> 00:20:34,401 (Nicole) Wow. 441 00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:35,691 How do you feel? 442 00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:38,153 Tall. 443 00:20:38,365 --> 00:20:41,281 You look great. 444 00:20:41,496 --> 00:20:42,242 What's wrong? 445 00:20:42,405 --> 00:20:43,111 Oh, nothing. 446 00:20:43,286 --> 00:20:46,330 I just can't believe it's actually happening. 447 00:20:46,497 --> 00:20:48,742 I mean, I guess there was always a small part of me that was worried 448 00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:50,871 that you'd never-- 449 00:20:51,045 --> 00:20:52,710 I'm okay. 450 00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:55,333 You are. 451 00:20:55,966 --> 00:20:59,213 Okay, now come on in. 452 00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:03,840 Surprise--no ramps. 453 00:21:03,890 --> 00:21:08,440 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31361

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