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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,632 Subs by Traff and Raceman www.forom.com 2 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:07,966 I'm gonna miss you today. 3 00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:09,134 Well, I'll call you later. 4 00:00:09,301 --> 00:00:12,221 Call me sooner. 5 00:00:12,888 --> 00:00:17,518 Gross, I can't believe I have to watch this. 6 00:00:18,769 --> 00:00:21,688 You, inside, now. 7 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:24,483 I asked you to do one thing, and that was to hate her. 8 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:28,195 Well, then I completely screwed that up. 9 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:31,406 Okay, so you had your way with her, and now you're done. 10 00:00:31,577 --> 00:00:32,740 You're a guy, right? 11 00:00:32,903 --> 00:00:34,321 One night, moving on, who's next? 12 00:00:34,497 --> 00:00:35,613 Actually, I'm seeing her again tonight. 13 00:00:35,789 --> 00:00:38,162 So two nights, moving on, who's next? 14 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:41,161 Look, I know Palmer's not your favorite person, but I really like her. 15 00:00:41,337 --> 00:00:42,411 She's a lot of fun, and she's-- 16 00:00:42,586 --> 00:00:43,251 Come on! 17 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:45,580 She's vapid and bubbly! 18 00:00:45,756 --> 00:00:46,881 And her work. 19 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:50,800 She takes pictures of fruit dressed in little clothes. 20 00:00:50,966 --> 00:00:51,841 What?! 21 00:00:52,017 --> 00:00:54,931 The beautiful woman I slept with isn't a real artist? 22 00:00:55,097 --> 00:00:57,512 Oh, no! 23 00:00:58,855 --> 00:00:59,353 Who is it? 24 00:00:59,515 --> 00:01:00,260 (Palmer) It's me! 25 00:01:00,438 --> 00:01:02,350 [whining] It's her! 26 00:01:02,528 --> 00:01:03,731 Hey, neighbor. 27 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,983 You! You're supposed to be at work. 28 00:01:06,147 --> 00:01:07,310 I know, I was just saying hi. 29 00:01:07,488 --> 00:01:09,612 Did he tell you? Pretty awesome, huh? 30 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:12,072 - Oh, the awesomest. - I know! 31 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:13,742 How amazing is this? 32 00:01:13,905 --> 00:01:16,203 We're friends. And you're friends. 33 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:19,032 We're like the three amigos! 34 00:01:19,207 --> 00:01:22,453 We could get jackets. 35 00:01:26,715 --> 00:01:28,210 Hey, you guys want to have dinner together tonight? 36 00:01:28,388 --> 00:01:29,633 Tonight's not good for me. 37 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:30,840 Well, what about tomorrow night? 38 00:01:31,005 --> 00:01:32,551 Tomorrow's not good for me. 39 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:34,842 Well, you are a busy bee. You know what? 40 00:01:35,018 --> 00:01:39,220 I'll just pop by every morning till you're free. 41 00:01:39,397 --> 00:01:41,311 Okay, fine. Friday. 42 00:01:41,475 --> 00:01:42,851 Oh, Friday's not good for me. 43 00:01:43,025 --> 00:01:45,181 - Aww! - Totally kidding! 44 00:01:45,358 --> 00:01:46,982 See you later. 45 00:01:47,145 --> 00:01:48,600 Thank you so much for doing this. 46 00:01:48,778 --> 00:01:51,482 All right, if we're having dinner together, it's not just gonna be the three of us. 47 00:01:51,656 --> 00:01:52,190 I need buffers. 48 00:01:52,367 --> 00:01:53,903 I want to throw bodies at this thing. 49 00:01:54,076 --> 00:01:55,692 All right, call your sister and Richie. 50 00:01:55,868 --> 00:01:57,322 Oh, I will. And you're calling people too. 51 00:01:57,498 --> 00:01:58,362 Friends, coworkers. 52 00:01:58,537 --> 00:02:02,623 I want this thing loco with amigos. 53 00:02:28,568 --> 00:02:29,850 This is Holly Ellenbogen. 54 00:02:30,028 --> 00:02:36,571 50 years is a milestone worth celebrating. Even if you're a boat full of trash. 55 00:02:36,745 --> 00:02:42,913 Here at the Delaware River Garbage Barge, they've been hauling refuse since before many of us were born. 56 00:02:43,085 --> 00:02:46,950 And let me tell you, it smells it. 57 00:02:47,127 --> 00:02:50,373 I would not wanna be on a garbage barge. 58 00:02:50,546 --> 00:02:53,790 A controversial stance. 59 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:58,263 Although, it is a barge. You'd get to go places. 60 00:02:58,426 --> 00:03:00,840 I would think mostly dumps. 61 00:03:01,016 --> 00:03:04,392 Still, it's nice to get out. 62 00:03:04,565 --> 00:03:05,763 You're not dressed yet? 63 00:03:05,935 --> 00:03:07,351 His clothes are still in the dryer. 64 00:03:07,528 --> 00:03:09,942 It's okay. I can work in the quilt. 65 00:03:10,108 --> 00:03:12,482 Come on, man, this is crazy. You need more than one outfit. 66 00:03:12,655 --> 00:03:14,480 You gotta go back to your place and get your stuff. 67 00:03:14,656 --> 00:03:19,902 Oh, I'm just so afraid Fern's gonna be there with her horns and tail and sulfur smell. 68 00:03:20,078 --> 00:03:21,280 So, go when she's at work. 69 00:03:21,458 --> 00:03:23,242 I'll go with you. You need clothes. 70 00:03:23,416 --> 00:03:25,581 You know who always wore the same outfit? 71 00:03:25,748 --> 00:03:28,583 Charlie Brown. 72 00:03:29,545 --> 00:03:31,831 Okay. 73 00:03:33,545 --> 00:03:34,333 Oh, dear Lord. 74 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:36,040 Oh, good. They got here. 75 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,341 Wait. 76 00:03:37,507 --> 00:03:41,181 That parade float is from you? 77 00:03:41,348 --> 00:03:41,882 What do you think? 78 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:44,643 I think that she's gonna dump your ass. 79 00:03:44,805 --> 00:03:45,303 W hat? 80 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:48,523 Dude, will you look at that thing? That is too much too soon. 81 00:03:48,685 --> 00:03:50,481 You've been with her what, like, three days? 82 00:03:50,645 --> 00:03:51,811 You really think it's too much? 83 00:03:51,988 --> 00:03:57,023 Well, that depends. Did she win the Kentucky Derby? 84 00:03:57,445 --> 00:03:58,782 I think they're nice. 85 00:03:58,945 --> 00:04:02,361 Oh, they're nice. They're restraining order nice. 86 00:04:02,536 --> 00:04:06,781 They're "I want to make a jacket out of your skin" nice. 87 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:07,331 Really? 88 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:09,373 I just wanted her to know how I feel about her. 89 00:04:09,546 --> 00:04:11,622 Hey, I'm onboard. 90 00:04:11,798 --> 00:04:14,923 This is you screwing up your relationship with Palmer. 91 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:19,342 I would organize a walk-a-thon for that cause. 92 00:04:19,515 --> 00:04:20,962 Oh, my God. 93 00:04:21,135 --> 00:04:23,683 And I get to see it. 94 00:04:23,848 --> 00:04:24,720 Hey. 95 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:27,391 Wow! These are huge! 96 00:04:27,556 --> 00:04:30,930 Wait till the all open. 97 00:04:31,645 --> 00:04:34,902 Are they from....you? 98 00:04:35,488 --> 00:04:37,942 Um...no! 99 00:04:38,865 --> 00:04:39,820 - No? - No. 100 00:04:39,987 --> 00:04:41,191 Good, 'cause that would be kind of-- 101 00:04:41,367 --> 00:04:43,033 - Too much too soon? - Kind of. 102 00:04:43,206 --> 00:04:45,910 Totally. Wouldn't want to be that guy. 103 00:04:46,076 --> 00:04:47,033 I wonder who they're from. 104 00:04:47,206 --> 00:04:50,992 Oh, I'll get it. I was closer. 105 00:04:52,128 --> 00:04:53,120 So? 106 00:04:53,297 --> 00:04:56,541 Uh... They're from... 107 00:04:58,176 --> 00:05:00,420 Kat. 108 00:05:03,228 --> 00:05:05,680 You sure you're reading that right, Chief? 109 00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:06,930 They're from you? 110 00:05:07,096 --> 00:05:10,013 What an amazing friend you are. 111 00:05:10,186 --> 00:05:12,472 [silently] Please. 112 00:05:12,647 --> 00:05:13,773 They're from me. 113 00:05:13,938 --> 00:05:18,312 Oh, that is so sweet! What are they for? 114 00:05:21,828 --> 00:05:24,823 It's on the card. 115 00:05:29,286 --> 00:05:31,793 Uh, they are just because you're you. 116 00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:35,160 Oh, that's nice. Oh! 117 00:05:35,588 --> 00:05:36,580 I may cry. 118 00:05:36,755 --> 00:05:40,290 I am right there with you. 119 00:05:46,685 --> 00:05:48,091 Wow. 120 00:05:48,266 --> 00:05:49,223 You used to live here? 121 00:05:49,398 --> 00:05:50,720 Yep. 122 00:05:50,897 --> 00:05:52,560 Nice neighborhood. 123 00:05:52,728 --> 00:05:53,970 It's not that bad. 124 00:05:54,147 --> 00:05:57,943 I'm just gonna turn my ring around. 125 00:05:58,106 --> 00:05:59,941 All righty, let's go get your stuff. 126 00:06:00,115 --> 00:06:01,941 Oh, I am so not looking forward to this. 127 00:06:02,116 --> 00:06:04,530 Why? You said Fern's not gonna be there. 128 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,033 No, it doesn't matter. 129 00:06:06,207 --> 00:06:09,321 Even after she's left the room, the memory of her lingers. 130 00:06:09,498 --> 00:06:14,540 It's like she leaves behind this black cloud or hate and bitterness and rage. 131 00:06:14,705 --> 00:06:16,293 Why did you ever marry her? 132 00:06:16,465 --> 00:06:19,750 Oh, we were young and in love. 133 00:06:19,926 --> 00:06:22,460 Let's go. 134 00:06:27,306 --> 00:06:32,550 Well, I'm not gonna lie to you, Rich. This place really bums me out. 135 00:06:32,727 --> 00:06:34,471 I think it's kind of charming. 136 00:06:34,648 --> 00:06:39,192 Sure, a couple of doilies and it's almost a hellhole. 137 00:06:39,356 --> 00:06:40,311 Could I use your bathroom really quick? 138 00:06:40,486 --> 00:06:41,480 Sure, it's right over there. 139 00:06:41,655 --> 00:06:45,443 But in order to flush the toilet, you have to take the lid off the tank and reach your hand in. 140 00:06:45,616 --> 00:06:50,660 The water's pretty murky, but there's usually a rubber glove on the floor. 141 00:06:50,825 --> 00:06:54,832 And now I don't have to go anymore. 142 00:06:54,997 --> 00:06:57,003 I still can't believe Kat sent me those flowers. 143 00:06:57,168 --> 00:06:58,620 I know. They're beautiful. 144 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:00,251 They really are. 145 00:07:00,427 --> 00:07:02,293 All the roses and the tulips. 146 00:07:02,469 --> 00:07:04,292 And orchids. 147 00:07:04,469 --> 00:07:06,260 There were no orchids. 148 00:07:06,425 --> 00:07:07,131 There weren't? 149 00:07:07,308 --> 00:07:07,922 No. 150 00:07:08,096 --> 00:07:14,180 Huh, I believe Kat was promised orchids. I'm kind of pissed for her. 151 00:07:16,066 --> 00:07:17,771 - Hey! - Hey, how's it going? 152 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,312 This is Palmer. Palmer, Kyle. 153 00:07:19,486 --> 00:07:21,060 - Hi, nice to meet you. - Hi. 154 00:07:21,236 --> 00:07:22,481 Oh, hey, this is for you. 155 00:07:22,658 --> 00:07:25,070 Oh, thanks. With a monkey on the label. 156 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:29,952 Yeah, it's a dry, oaky cabernet with just the slightest hint of monkey. 157 00:07:30,115 --> 00:07:34,451 I'll open it. I'm a great corkscrew-er. 158 00:07:34,786 --> 00:07:38,580 - She seems special. - Mm-hmm. 159 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:41,333 - Hey. - Okay, let's get this over with. 160 00:07:41,507 --> 00:07:42,792 - Hey, you! - Hey! 161 00:07:42,967 --> 00:07:44,631 What is with the one dude? Where are all my buffers? 162 00:07:44,796 --> 00:07:45,381 Okay, relax. 163 00:07:45,547 --> 00:07:47,671 Your sister and Richie are coming with two backups. 164 00:07:47,848 --> 00:07:49,341 In the meantime, Kyle's a buffer. 165 00:07:49,515 --> 00:07:50,763 Kyle's a what? 166 00:07:50,928 --> 00:07:52,840 Uh, he's a buffer. 167 00:07:53,018 --> 00:07:55,260 What's a buffer? 168 00:07:55,437 --> 00:07:58,101 You know, he's... 169 00:07:58,277 --> 00:08:00,391 gay. 170 00:08:00,566 --> 00:08:02,192 Huh. Buffer. 171 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:03,523 I've never heard that term before. 172 00:08:03,697 --> 00:08:04,271 It's new. 173 00:08:04,448 --> 00:08:10,400 It's 'cause a lot of gay guys work out, and, you know, get buffer. 174 00:08:12,287 --> 00:08:13,413 All right, do not leave me side. 175 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:16,372 From now on, you are right here, right here. 176 00:08:16,536 --> 00:08:20,662 Hmm. Your mingling style is oddly bossy. 177 00:08:20,836 --> 00:08:23,213 I'm sorry, you just have to be here if she comes over. 178 00:08:23,377 --> 00:08:26,343 - Who? - Palmer. 179 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:29,550 You're only here so I never have to alone with her. 180 00:08:29,716 --> 00:08:32,260 What, Ethan didn't tell you? You're my buffer. 181 00:08:32,427 --> 00:08:34,013 - That's why I'm here. - Yeah. 182 00:08:34,185 --> 00:08:36,763 Excuse me. 183 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:40,560 So, I'm just here as a buffer. 184 00:08:40,726 --> 00:08:42,351 What? No! 185 00:08:42,526 --> 00:08:44,233 No! 186 00:08:44,395 --> 00:08:46,313 All right, a little yes. 187 00:08:46,485 --> 00:08:48,443 More yes than no. 188 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:53,743 I can't believe this. And I brought you monkey wine. 189 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:56,781 Hey. 190 00:08:57,627 --> 00:08:59,870 Hey. 191 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:01,163 Hey. 192 00:09:01,337 --> 00:09:04,251 Hey, didn't see you there. 193 00:09:04,415 --> 00:09:08,343 Thank you again for the flowers. Um, they must've cost you a fortune. 194 00:09:08,505 --> 00:09:11,760 Well, spiritually, yeah. 195 00:09:11,928 --> 00:09:17,180 I feel so lucky that we're back in each other's lives. 196 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:22,180 Can I tell you something? 197 00:09:22,356 --> 00:09:25,100 Back in school... 198 00:09:25,276 --> 00:09:29,650 I used to have the biggest crush on you. 199 00:09:33,196 --> 00:09:35,360 Um... 200 00:09:35,536 --> 00:09:37,822 Kyle? 201 00:09:39,377 --> 00:09:41,992 I've never felt that way about another woman before or since. 202 00:09:42,168 --> 00:09:46,330 And when you sent me the flowers, it's like it all came rushing back. 203 00:09:46,508 --> 00:09:49,420 Seriously, where the hell is that dude? 204 00:09:49,597 --> 00:09:55,171 Anyway, this may be, like, the third glass of wine talking, but...Oh, God. 205 00:09:55,348 --> 00:09:56,220 I can't believe I'm gonna say this. 206 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:57,890 Then don't. No need, really, shh! 207 00:09:58,057 --> 00:10:00,601 I just... 208 00:10:01,975 --> 00:10:05,683 I just want to let you know that I... 209 00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:08,772 would not be... 210 00:10:08,945 --> 00:10:11,731 uninterested. 211 00:10:13,945 --> 00:10:17,740 Just want to put it out there. 212 00:10:21,837 --> 00:10:25,501 - I'm back. - A little late. 213 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:30,882 What the hell? 214 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,131 Hello? 215 00:10:32,296 --> 00:10:35,261 Is someone here? 216 00:10:38,556 --> 00:10:41,092 Just so you know, I have a gun! 217 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:44,602 (Rich) You have a gun? 218 00:10:45,067 --> 00:10:47,273 Richard, is that you? 219 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:51,190 What answer gets me not shot? 220 00:10:51,946 --> 00:10:53,943 What the hell are you thinking, you idiot? 221 00:10:54,116 --> 00:10:56,440 Oh, it's good to be home. 222 00:10:56,616 --> 00:10:57,992 Do you realize that I could've shot you? 223 00:10:58,156 --> 00:10:59,780 Yeah, when did you get a gun? 224 00:10:59,956 --> 00:11:06,082 My father gave it to me on our wedding day with a note that said "Trust your instincts." 225 00:11:06,256 --> 00:11:07,872 What the hell are you doing here anyway? 226 00:11:08,046 --> 00:11:09,122 Look, I am just here to get my stuff. 227 00:11:09,297 --> 00:11:12,842 I've got a few more things, and I'll be out of your way. 228 00:11:13,008 --> 00:11:15,300 Fine. 229 00:11:18,097 --> 00:11:20,181 So how's the single life treating you? 230 00:11:20,345 --> 00:11:25,223 Kind of lonely being the only one listening to the sound of your nose whistling? 231 00:11:25,395 --> 00:11:28,481 Really, I just want to get my stuff. 232 00:11:28,648 --> 00:11:30,811 Don't forget about the clumps of red hair in the corners. 233 00:11:30,988 --> 00:11:32,560 Look, can we not do this? 234 00:11:32,738 --> 00:11:37,360 I'll be out of here in a minute, then we can both move on with our lives. 235 00:11:37,538 --> 00:11:40,782 What does that mean, "we can both move on?" 236 00:11:40,956 --> 00:11:42,572 Have you moved on? 237 00:11:42,747 --> 00:11:45,033 What? 238 00:11:46,627 --> 00:11:48,163 Have you met someone else? 239 00:11:48,338 --> 00:11:50,500 No! 240 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:51,831 Did we get everything? 241 00:11:52,006 --> 00:11:55,672 Oh, a gun! You must be Fern. 242 00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:05,260 So, Ethan tells me you're a buffer. 243 00:12:05,765 --> 00:12:08,640 He told you that? 244 00:12:08,816 --> 00:12:11,643 Yeah, I hope that's okay. 245 00:12:11,817 --> 00:12:15,272 Well, it's fine with me if you're okay with it. 246 00:12:15,448 --> 00:12:17,070 Oh, yeah, it totally cool. 247 00:12:17,238 --> 00:12:20,611 My cousin Donald is a buffer. 248 00:12:20,788 --> 00:12:22,822 Really? 249 00:12:22,995 --> 00:12:26,410 Like on a regular basis? 250 00:12:28,745 --> 00:12:31,333 Um, I think so. 251 00:12:31,506 --> 00:12:34,962 Since college, he's been pretty full on. 252 00:12:35,135 --> 00:12:36,671 Huh. 253 00:12:36,846 --> 00:12:40,802 I've never actually been a buffer until tonight. 254 00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:42,263 Wow! 255 00:12:42,427 --> 00:12:47,013 So this is like a really big night for you. 256 00:12:50,188 --> 00:12:53,603 I need more monkey wine. 257 00:12:54,145 --> 00:12:56,901 Hey, I saw you chatting with Palmer earlier. 258 00:12:57,065 --> 00:12:57,860 How'd it go? 259 00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:00,403 It was--it was interesting. 260 00:13:00,577 --> 00:13:02,071 How so? 261 00:13:02,245 --> 00:13:03,820 All right, look. 262 00:13:03,995 --> 00:13:07,912 I don't know how to tell you this, but, um, your new girlfriend? 263 00:13:08,086 --> 00:13:11,082 Kind of a buffer. 264 00:13:11,585 --> 00:13:14,413 - What? - Palmer hit on me. 265 00:13:14,588 --> 00:13:15,462 - No way. - Yeah. 266 00:13:15,626 --> 00:13:19,920 She got the wrong signals from the flowers that I gave her. 267 00:13:20,097 --> 00:13:22,760 Oh, my God. 268 00:13:23,598 --> 00:13:25,550 I'm really sorry. 269 00:13:25,726 --> 00:13:26,342 Wow. 270 00:13:26,517 --> 00:13:28,142 Um... 271 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:31,100 Well, I'm glad you told me. 272 00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:32,431 Are you okay? 273 00:13:32,608 --> 00:13:36,901 Yeah, I just need to uh... take it in. 274 00:13:42,576 --> 00:13:43,490 Are you smiling? 275 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:45,820 No! 276 00:13:46,156 --> 00:13:46,950 Why would I be? 277 00:13:47,206 --> 00:13:52,580 I mean, the thought of you two together, it's devastating. 278 00:13:56,007 --> 00:13:58,633 - Are you getting off on this? - No! 279 00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:02,300 No, I am crushed. I mean, it's horrible. 280 00:14:02,468 --> 00:14:06,093 I'm not gonna be able to get the picture of the two of you out of my head. 281 00:14:06,265 --> 00:14:07,471 - This is unbelievable. - Oh! 282 00:14:07,637 --> 00:14:09,181 You know what'd make things even worse? 283 00:14:09,347 --> 00:14:10,181 If I walked in on you guys. 284 00:14:10,355 --> 00:14:12,851 I mean, I don't even want to think about what would happen next. 285 00:14:13,025 --> 00:14:14,851 Nothing! Nothing happens next! 286 00:14:15,025 --> 00:14:15,981 But what if it did? 287 00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:17,940 I mean, talk about a nightmare. 288 00:14:18,106 --> 00:14:19,900 And what if in my distress I tripped and fell on the bed 289 00:14:20,066 --> 00:14:20,771 and all my clothes fell off? 290 00:14:20,946 --> 00:14:25,652 What would you do? I mean, what would you do? 291 00:14:26,206 --> 00:14:27,740 I am appalled. 292 00:14:27,918 --> 00:14:30,280 I just told you that your girlfriend hit on me. 293 00:14:30,457 --> 00:14:32,373 All right, and now you're trying to put yourself in the middle of it? 294 00:14:32,537 --> 00:14:37,163 Oh, no, I don't have to be in the middle. I'm fine with either end. 295 00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:38,671 Oh, so is this your new girlfriend? 296 00:14:38,835 --> 00:14:41,253 Put that down. She is not my girlfriend. 297 00:14:41,426 --> 00:14:46,052 He's telling the truth. I'm not her, really. 298 00:14:46,265 --> 00:14:47,801 So there is a girlfriend. 299 00:14:47,978 --> 00:14:50,180 I'm sorry. Was that not established? 300 00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:52,801 Well, whoever she is, she must have pretty low self-esteem 301 00:14:52,977 --> 00:14:57,273 to fall for a shedding, penniless albino like you. 302 00:14:57,436 --> 00:15:00,562 She's being nice 'cause we have company. 303 00:15:00,736 --> 00:15:01,402 (Duncan) Hey, you guys! 304 00:15:01,565 --> 00:15:03,362 We get everything or-- Oh, a gun. 305 00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:06,532 You must be Fern. 306 00:15:06,868 --> 00:15:07,532 Who is she? 307 00:15:07,696 --> 00:15:09,532 Who are sneaking around with behind my back? 308 00:15:09,707 --> 00:15:10,993 It doesn't matter who she is. 309 00:15:11,165 --> 00:15:12,450 No, it matters to me. 310 00:15:12,628 --> 00:15:15,042 - I want a name. - No. 311 00:15:15,207 --> 00:15:18,911 I'm not playing games. I want her name. 312 00:15:19,087 --> 00:15:20,290 Well, I'm not telling you. 313 00:15:20,466 --> 00:15:22,712 Oh, you're gonna tell me now-- 314 00:15:22,886 --> 00:15:25,212 Ow! Ow ow ow! Son of a bitch! 315 00:15:25,388 --> 00:15:26,710 What is it? 316 00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:29,683 My thumb is caught in this stupid thing! 317 00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:33,802 So, I think we're gonna take off. 318 00:15:34,307 --> 00:15:35,471 Oh, my God! 319 00:15:35,647 --> 00:15:36,773 Nice ex-wife, by the way. 320 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,141 Real positive energy. 321 00:15:38,316 --> 00:15:39,981 (Fern) Ow! It hurts. 322 00:15:40,146 --> 00:15:41,142 (Duncan) Uh, Rich? 323 00:15:41,318 --> 00:15:42,810 It sounds like she's really in pain. 324 00:15:42,987 --> 00:15:46,903 Because she's caught in her gun! 325 00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,652 Still, she's a human being. 326 00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:52,200 - Is she? - Come on, Rich. Let's go. 327 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,742 Ow! Oh, I can't just leave her! 328 00:15:53,916 --> 00:15:56,951 This is why you never help people move! 329 00:15:57,127 --> 00:15:59,293 Oh! 330 00:16:00,547 --> 00:16:02,832 Fern? 331 00:16:03,585 --> 00:16:04,422 Fixed it. 332 00:16:04,595 --> 00:16:06,750 Aw! 333 00:16:07,005 --> 00:16:09,803 So you were about to tell me the name of your girlfriend. 334 00:16:09,977 --> 00:16:11,683 I'm not gonna tell you. 335 00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:14,221 Richard, I'll do it. I swear. 336 00:16:14,395 --> 00:16:17,891 I already shot the couch, and I like the couch. 337 00:16:18,067 --> 00:16:20,813 Tell me her name now. 338 00:16:20,985 --> 00:16:22,981 1, 2... Oh, my God! 339 00:16:23,158 --> 00:16:26,150 Holly Ellenbogen! 340 00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:30,780 You're not gonna believe this. 341 00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,701 Palmer hit on Kat. 342 00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:33,952 Huh! You're kidding. 343 00:16:34,117 --> 00:16:37,203 No, sir, I am not! 344 00:16:37,878 --> 00:16:41,292 So the girl that you're seeing hit on your friend. 345 00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:42,962 And you're happy why? 346 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,251 Come on! 347 00:16:44,425 --> 00:16:49,052 Kat on Palmer action. You know what I'm saying? 348 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,962 You know what I'm saying? 349 00:16:51,138 --> 00:16:54,303 Seriously, do you know what I'm saying? 350 00:16:54,476 --> 00:16:56,851 Well.. 351 00:16:57,396 --> 00:16:58,762 I suppose in theory, but-- 352 00:16:58,938 --> 00:17:02,270 Oh, God, it's not fair. I need a straight guy. 353 00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:03,560 I've got no one to share this with. 354 00:17:03,736 --> 00:17:06,101 Oh, okay. Um, well, how's this? 355 00:17:06,277 --> 00:17:07,271 Ahem. 356 00:17:07,446 --> 00:17:11,032 Oh! Oh, man! That totally rocks. 357 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,611 Two chicks? Tasty! 358 00:17:13,786 --> 00:17:15,701 See, there you go! All right. 359 00:17:15,866 --> 00:17:19,330 And all those breasts going every which way. 360 00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:22,753 And you're gay again. 361 00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:23,542 Excuse me. 362 00:17:23,718 --> 00:17:25,042 Can I talk to Ethan for a sec? 363 00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:26,382 Sure. 364 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:30,212 But apparently you're gonna have to butch it up. 365 00:17:30,386 --> 00:17:31,802 What's going on? [exhales] 366 00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,471 All right. 367 00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:38,012 Do you remember the scenario we were talking about a little while ago? 368 00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:41,103 Hmm. Remind me. 369 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:45,810 Maybe with a little saxophone in the background. 370 00:17:45,987 --> 00:17:50,271 Well, I think maybe I was little close-minded. 371 00:17:50,448 --> 00:17:52,362 What? 372 00:17:52,537 --> 00:17:55,281 Well, I always said that I'm someone who would try anything once. 373 00:17:55,455 --> 00:17:57,782 And I love that about you. 374 00:17:57,957 --> 00:18:02,293 So...what I'm saying is I--I'm not sure 375 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:07,292 that a threesome is out of the question. 376 00:18:07,715 --> 00:18:10,671 Are you serious? 377 00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:11,880 You're right, it's crazy. 378 00:18:12,055 --> 00:18:13,760 No, it's not crazy, it's not crazy! 379 00:18:13,925 --> 00:18:16,761 It's surprising and unexpected. 380 00:18:16,936 --> 00:18:20,552 And perhaps even beautiful. 381 00:18:20,726 --> 00:18:22,602 Well, it would just have to be like a one-time thing. 382 00:18:22,766 --> 00:18:27,231 I have no problem with that. One time is a hundred times better than no times. 383 00:18:27,395 --> 00:18:28,771 Okay. 384 00:18:28,947 --> 00:18:29,983 Okay. 385 00:18:30,158 --> 00:18:31,442 So you get Palmer out of here. 386 00:18:31,615 --> 00:18:32,731 I'm gonna go warm up Kyle. 387 00:18:32,907 --> 00:18:35,613 Yeah--what?! 388 00:18:38,248 --> 00:18:40,072 A threesome. You, me, and Kyle. 389 00:18:40,247 --> 00:18:43,371 Kyle? No, no! There's no Kyle. 390 00:18:43,548 --> 00:18:46,210 Palmer! Palmer good! 391 00:18:46,377 --> 00:18:47,581 God, Palmer? 392 00:18:47,758 --> 00:18:49,580 No, you know how I feel about her. 393 00:18:49,758 --> 00:18:53,002 But Kyle...he's pretty hot, don't you think? 394 00:18:53,177 --> 00:18:56,550 No! He's got boy parts! 395 00:18:57,018 --> 00:18:58,340 Come on, just picture it. 396 00:18:58,518 --> 00:19:00,552 Me with Kyle. 397 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,512 You...with Kyle. 398 00:19:02,688 --> 00:19:03,890 Stop it. 399 00:19:04,067 --> 00:19:05,603 Stop it. There is no Kyle. 400 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:06,770 I don't want Kyle! 401 00:19:06,935 --> 00:19:08,312 You know what? I'm just gonna go. 402 00:19:08,488 --> 00:19:12,113 No, wait, I'm really sorry! 403 00:19:12,948 --> 00:19:16,783 Where have you guys been? It's scary out here. 404 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,242 Was it?! 405 00:19:19,407 --> 00:19:21,203 Fern came back. She had a gun. 406 00:19:21,378 --> 00:19:24,791 Fern had a gun? Like a real gun? 407 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:27,201 Sounded pretty real when she shot it. 408 00:19:27,377 --> 00:19:29,791 So that was a real gun-- 409 00:19:29,967 --> 00:19:31,541 Oh, my God, I could've lost you. 410 00:19:31,715 --> 00:19:33,251 - But you didn't. - But I could have. 411 00:19:33,425 --> 00:19:35,250 - But you didn't. - But I could have. 412 00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:37,761 But you didn't! 413 00:19:37,928 --> 00:19:39,931 Sorry. 414 00:19:40,098 --> 00:19:42,341 So...Rich. 415 00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:44,760 Holly Ellenbogen. What's up with that? 416 00:19:44,936 --> 00:19:48,311 I don't know. I just made up a name. 417 00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:49,772 Uh, no, you didn't. 418 00:19:49,946 --> 00:19:51,312 We went to school with her. 419 00:19:51,487 --> 00:19:54,483 When you crashed your car, she was the reporter in the backseat. 420 00:19:54,658 --> 00:19:56,020 That was Holly Ellenbogen. 421 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,153 Really? 422 00:19:57,328 --> 00:19:58,783 Oh, God, it sounds so made up. 423 00:19:58,946 --> 00:20:00,532 Nope. She's real. 424 00:20:00,708 --> 00:20:03,492 Oh. Oh, well. 425 00:20:08,757 --> 00:20:10,751 Hello? 426 00:20:10,916 --> 00:20:13,633 Yes, this is Holly Ellenbogen. 427 00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:16,130 I--I'm sorry. What? 428 00:20:16,305 --> 00:20:19,342 I'm gonna get you! 429 00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:20,671 Wait, hang on. 430 00:20:20,847 --> 00:20:22,681 Oprah, could you please keep it down? 431 00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:25,220 Mommy can't hear! [Oprah continues playing] 432 00:20:25,396 --> 00:20:26,763 I'm sorry. Say it again. 433 00:20:26,937 --> 00:20:28,643 I'm gonna get you! 434 00:20:28,818 --> 00:20:31,640 Oprah, please! 435 00:20:31,985 --> 00:20:33,693 Forgive me. One more time. 436 00:20:33,855 --> 00:20:36,060 I said I'm gonna get you! 437 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,033 [Oprah stops playing] Now, I only got part of that. 438 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:41,111 What are you gonna get me? 439 00:20:41,288 --> 00:20:43,413 Hello? 440 00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,242 He-- 441 00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:47,872 Oh, hmm. 442 00:20:48,086 --> 00:20:52,292 Guess I'll just have to be surprised. 443 00:20:55,637 --> 00:20:57,633 - Well, I'm out of here. - Good night. 444 00:20:57,796 --> 00:20:59,843 Will you stop pouting? It was never gonna happen. 445 00:21:00,015 --> 00:21:04,842 I'll pout all I want. A dream has died tonight. 446 00:21:07,515 --> 00:21:08,682 Everybody gone? 447 00:21:08,857 --> 00:21:12,481 Yeah, it's just the two of us. 448 00:21:12,648 --> 00:21:16,690 I was just about to take a shower. You want to join me? 449 00:21:16,867 --> 00:21:19,441 All right. 450 00:21:19,491 --> 00:21:24,041 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31568

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