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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Whatcha doing?
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Oh, my mom sent me all our
old Christmas stuff.
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So I figure I should have it
untangled by New Year's.
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- You, uh, you want a hand?
- Yeah, sure.
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- Or I could just do it.
- Egh, good enough.
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So, um, Richie's not here yet?
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No, I hope he's okay.
You haven't heard from him?
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No. He's usually here by now.
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Why don't you just toss those
and buy some new ones?
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They have sentimental value.
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Piece of crap!
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Hello.
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Hey, man.
Where are you?
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I-I don't know.
I've just been driving all night.
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You okay? Nicole
and I were worried.
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I'm, uh,
I'm not so great.
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How'd it go with the wife?
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Well, I-I left her.
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Yeah, okay, you did it.
Atta boy.
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Except now Lina never
wants to see me again.
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Aw, God, I'm sorry.
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Yeah, it's all pretty terrible.
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[bee buzzing] It really couldn't get any--
Oh, God.
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- What?
- There's a bee in the car.
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What?
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There is a bee in the car.
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Get away from me. Nah!
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Ooh-ooh.
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Listen to me,
just roll the window down.
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It's stuck.
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There is a bee in the car,
and the window is stuck.
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This is madness.
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Okay, you--you--
you gotta relax, okay?
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It's just a bee in the car.
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There's a bee in the car?
I would die.
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Listen, it's gonna be okay.
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Just hang up the phone,
and roll down the other window.
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Okay, okay.
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Get off. No!
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We've just gotten word that a car
that a car has crashed into a convenience store in South Philadelphia.
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It appears that no one was hurt,
but apparently the driver's trapped inside the vehicle.
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We'll bring you more as this story develops.
Up next, what your dog's not telling you.
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Okay.
I'm okay.
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Seriously! Now?
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Sir, we just need to remove this beam,
and we can free you from the vehicle.
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Um, that's okay.
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What?
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Yeah, if it's all right with you,
I'd just like to stay here.
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You want to stay in the car?
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Yeah!
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You see, lately my life has been
one horrible thing after another.
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And I know whatever I do next
is only going to make it worse.
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So...I'm just not going
to do anything.
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But, please, tell everyone
great rescue!
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Sir, you will need
to get out of that car.
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Right. Except
I'm not doing that.
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Uh, I think we have a situation here.
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[bee buzzing] Neh.
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How did you not die?
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(news anchor on TV)
If you've been tracking this story with us,
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about 45 minutes ago, a man crashed his car
through the front of a convenience store.
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But there seems to be
a new development.
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We go to Holly Ellenbogen
who is live at the scene.
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Joel, it's really a puzzler.
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Rescue crews have freed the vehicle,
but the man inside is refusing to leave.
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Authorities are afraid
to get too close to the car.
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They don't know if the man is armed,
but he is certainly exhibiting some very erratic behavior.
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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- Ready to go?
- Yeah.
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Uh, just give me a sec.
I'll be right with you.
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Nice place.
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Oh, thanks, man.
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Oh, is that your brother?
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Oh, no, that's, uh,
my partner Aaron.
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Oh, I thought you were a teacher.
What, uh, what business are you in?
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Oh, no, not that kind of partner.
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My partner.
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My partner, partner.
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Um...
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Oh!
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Oh! Okay.
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- You didn't know?
- Uh, no.
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But that's fantastic.
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Well, I mean, it's not fantastic,
it's, uh, fine.
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You know, it's regular.
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You okay there?
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Yeah, totally.
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- So Aaron is--
- Also gay.
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Well, I assume.
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Otherwise, that is one bad relationship.
Hey, what are you doing there?
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Oh, that's not me asking.
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That's me imagining what he might say
if just you were--
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Oh, please stop.
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I don't think I can.
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All right, people,
let's stay calm.
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Push 'em back, guys.
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Folks, you know the drill,
stay behind the yellow tape.
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Do we have any more information?
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No, we ran the tags
on the vehicle.
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It's registered to a Richard Velch,
that's all we know so far.
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Hang on.
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Hello?
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Hey, didn't we go to elementary school
with a Richie Velch?
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Maybe. Did we go to school
with Richie Velch?
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Richie? Yeah.
Why?
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Uh, Holly Ellenbogen wants to know.
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Ugh. Hi, Holly.
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Who's that?
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Ethan Haas,
we're playing racquetball.
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The guy who came to Oprah's birthday
and pretended to be someone else?
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Ugh, I don't like him.
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Holly sends kisses.
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Um, yeah, yeah, we went to school
with Richie Velch.
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- Yeah, he was at my party.
- He was at Ethan's party.
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Horrible party.
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Loved your party.
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So, does he have
Richie's cell phone number?
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Do you--y'know,
I could just put you two on with each other--
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- Please don't.
- No, that's okay.
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Do you have Richie's cell phone number?
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No, is it important?
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- Is it important?
- It's important.
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It's important.
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- I know someone who might have it.
- Oh, okay.
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He doesn't deserve you.
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I just miss him so much.
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I know, but you're gonna get past this.
I'm sure he's over it already.
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I bet he's running over
some new girl right now.
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H ey.
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Hi, I need Richie's cell phone number.
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- Do you or Lina--
- Whoa.
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You're gonna call him?
After what he did to her?
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No, it's not for me,
it's for Holly Ellenbogen.
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Who?
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She went to school with us.
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She's on the news. No?
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Oh, she doesn't know
who you are.
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Tell her I'm the one
who killed the bunny with my shoe.
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Oh, she's the one
that killed the bunny with her shoe.
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Really?
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She killed some
bunny with her shoe?
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[laughing] Oh, yeah,
I like her.
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Wait, what does she want it for?
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I don't know.
I guess she met Richie at my party
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and now she wants
to get together or something.
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You know, a lot of nice connections
were made that night.
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Oh yeah, absolutely.
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If it hadn't have been for your party,
then my sister wouldn't have met the man
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who broke her heart
and crushed her feet.
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Yeah, it wasn't
a win-win for everybody.
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Well, you know what?
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You tell that news chick
that we don't have his number anymore
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because we burned all evidence
of that lying scumbag bastard.
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We still on for brunch tomorrow?
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- Yep!
- Okey-doke!
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Hello?
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Mrs. Carmelo, hi,
this is Ethan Haas.
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Is Duncan there?
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Oh, I'm sorry, dear,
he's working today.
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He's at, um...
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I can't believe
I'm blanking on her name.
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The girl...
They used to date.
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Oh, isn't this ridiculous?
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The girl...
She's married to the football...
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We were at their house yesterday.
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- Nicole Allen?
- What?
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- Nicole Allen?
- What?
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- Nicole--
- What?
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- Nicole Allen!
- Nicole Allen!
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So do you have Nicole's number?
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No, but you can get
Duncan on his cell.
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It's speed dial 2.
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And, um,
if I'm using my phone?
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Oh! 215...
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Gotcha.
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He's calling another number.
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Can he hurry?
I'm back on air in four minutes.
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Holly wants to know
if you can hurry.
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She really is a pain in the ass.
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Did you just call me
a pain in the ass?
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He did.
Yes, he did.
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Well, tell him I am not.
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She is not a pain in the ass.
/Just huuuuge, man.
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Hello?
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Duncan, hi,
this is Ethan Haas.
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Hey, man! Nicole,
it's Ethan Haas.
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Son of a bitch!
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Did she just call me
a son of a bitch?
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Did he just call me a bitch?
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(Duncan) So what's up?
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Do you have Richie Velch's
cell phone number?
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Sure, it's 610...
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He's getting the number.
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Tell him
it's about freakin' time.
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Just generally appreciative.
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Yo, Richie's supposed to be here by now.
I'm kind of worried about him.
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His girlfriend dumped him last night.
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Yeah, I know.
I was there.
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You were there?
Ethan was there.
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What's going on?
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They're talking about some girl
that broke up with Richie last night.
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Who cares about that?
Give me the number.
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Holly says thanks again.
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It's 610...
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Got it.
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Hey, what do you need it for?
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Oh, Richie Velch plowed into a convenience store this morning
and now he won't get out of his car.
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Oh, my God!
He's that guy?
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Yeah, and I'm gonna try
and get an exclusive.
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Bye!
You're welcome!
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Glad we could help.
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Hello?
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Sorry, bye.
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Thank you.
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Hello?
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- Is this Richie Velch?
- Yes.
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Hi!
It's Holly Ellenbogen.
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- Who?
- From elementary school.
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I don't...
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I'm also on Channel 9 News.
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You probably know me as the woman
who killed the bunny with her shoe.
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What?
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Okay, forget that.
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Look, I'm going live
in less than a minute.
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If you could give me an exclusive interview,
it would be so amazing.
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Oh, I don't...
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Not just for me!
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It would give you a chance to explain to the world
why you won't leave your car.
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I can help you
get your message out there.
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I don't have a message.
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It would really be better
if you had a message.
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I'm sorry,
I'm gonna go.
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Wait wait wait.
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Is this about the girl
who dumped you last night?
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You know about that?
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Maybe there's something
you'd like to say to her.
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[phone beeping] I'm sorry,
I got another call.
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No!
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Hello?
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Richie, I just heard from Ethan Haas
you got in an accident?
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You won't get out of your car?
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Um, yeah.
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It's sort of gotten out of hand.
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I think this is it.
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Only moments ago, I was speaking
on this very phone with Richard Velch.
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The man who remains barricaded
inside his car.
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As the standoff continues,
we wait for his desperate message to be revealed.
250
00:10:50,607 --> 00:10:53,231
Oh, my God.
251
00:10:53,405 --> 00:10:56,240
Man, what did you do?
252
00:10:56,408 --> 00:10:57,280
Is he okay?
253
00:10:57,445 --> 00:10:58,403
Are you okay?
254
00:10:58,577 --> 00:10:59,860
Um, no.
255
00:11:00,038 --> 00:11:03,123
He's not okay.
Just sit tight, buddy.
256
00:11:03,285 --> 00:11:06,410
Nicole and I, we're coming to get you.
Come on.
257
00:11:06,586 --> 00:11:09,580
Oh, my God! Look!
258
00:11:10,677 --> 00:11:13,881
Right, Richie. Okay.
259
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:19,421
Hey.
260
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:20,933
Turn on the TV.
261
00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:23,513
Is this that stupid
Animal Planet thing again?
262
00:11:23,686 --> 00:11:27,523
I do not care about
the meerkats.
263
00:11:27,685 --> 00:11:31,143
Just turn on Channel 9.
You're not gonna believe it.
264
00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:33,271
We still don't know if Mr. Velch
has a weapon in the vehicle...
265
00:11:33,447 --> 00:11:35,693
So at this time we're continuing
to proceed with caution.
266
00:11:35,866 --> 00:11:37,232
- Holy crap!
- Yep!
267
00:11:37,408 --> 00:11:42,162
As the standoff enters its second
grueling hour, the question remains...
268
00:11:42,328 --> 00:11:45,872
Why is Richard Velch
unwilling to leave his car?
269
00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:47,240
There's Richie!
270
00:11:47,418 --> 00:11:51,120
When are they going
to take his license away?
271
00:11:51,298 --> 00:11:55,133
I have recently learned from an unnamed source
there may be a woman involved.
272
00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:56,341
Are we the unnamed source?
273
00:11:56,506 --> 00:11:57,342
I think we are!
274
00:11:57,508 --> 00:12:02,973
Who is this mystery woman
and what role does she play in this tense personal drama?
275
00:12:03,148 --> 00:12:04,053
Am I the mystery woman?
276
00:12:04,227 --> 00:12:05,892
I think you are.
277
00:12:06,108 --> 00:12:10,272
Live from South Philadelphia,
this is Holly Ellenbogen, News 9.
278
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,982
Hey, you wanna go down there?
279
00:12:13,158 --> 00:12:14,862
Why would we?
280
00:12:15,027 --> 00:12:20,150
'Cause a car smashed into a store,
which is kinda cool.
281
00:12:20,327 --> 00:12:23,701
And we know the guy in it.
Which is really cool.
282
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:24,411
Are you judging me?
283
00:12:24,575 --> 00:12:25,323
I'm getting my coat!
284
00:12:25,496 --> 00:12:27,742
Yay!
285
00:12:31,088 --> 00:12:33,710
Sir, no one's allowed past the tape.
286
00:12:33,877 --> 00:12:35,750
No no no, the guy in the car
is a friend of ours.
287
00:12:35,928 --> 00:12:38,880
Behind the tape.
288
00:12:39,138 --> 00:12:42,591
Excuse me, did I hear you people say
you know Richard Velch?
289
00:12:42,768 --> 00:12:46,510
Hi, Holly.
It's Nicole Allen.
290
00:12:47,186 --> 00:12:48,722
From school?
291
00:12:48,896 --> 00:12:54,270
Honey, a lot of people think they know me
because I'm on television.
292
00:12:54,448 --> 00:12:56,610
Hey, there's Scott Mendoza!
Yo Scotty, over here!
293
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,521
- Hey, what's up, guys!
- Man, how are ya?
294
00:12:58,698 --> 00:12:59,402
What are you doing here?
295
00:12:59,577 --> 00:13:02,281
The guy in the car,
that's Richie Velch.
296
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,533
You don't remember him from school?
297
00:13:03,706 --> 00:13:04,782
You went to school with this guy?
298
00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:10,081
Yeah, we used to steal his lunch
and stuff his sandwich down his pants.
299
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:12,451
- That's Richie Sandwichpants?
- Yeah!
300
00:13:12,627 --> 00:13:14,752
Yeah well, we're friends with him now.
He works for Duncan.
301
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:17,170
- Think he's got a weapon?
- Nah, no way, not Richie.
302
00:13:17,337 --> 00:13:18,633
Good, then we're gonna go
in there and pullim out.
303
00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:20,593
- No, wait wait wait.
- Scotty, just...
304
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:23,131
Could you just give us
a few minutes with him?
305
00:13:23,307 --> 00:13:27,641
- Please let us talk to him.
- He'll listen to us.
306
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,102
I can't let you in there.
307
00:13:29,265 --> 00:13:29,810
Come on, man.
308
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:31,562
I'm telling you, this can all end
with no one getting hurt.
309
00:13:31,725 --> 00:13:33,933
Hey, if something goes wrong in there,
it's my ass on the line.
310
00:13:34,107 --> 00:13:36,023
Nothing's gonna go wrong.
Come on, Scotty.
311
00:13:36,195 --> 00:13:37,522
What do you say?
For old time's sake?
312
00:13:37,695 --> 00:13:39,153
I'm sorry,
there are rules.
313
00:13:39,317 --> 00:13:40,772
I can get you Eagles tickets,
50 yard line.
314
00:13:40,947 --> 00:13:43,613
And Yonk Allen will sign
any article of clothing you want.
315
00:13:43,785 --> 00:13:48,371
Watch where you step,
it's a mess in there.
316
00:13:48,916 --> 00:13:50,950
Hey. Hey, man.
317
00:13:51,128 --> 00:13:53,372
Hey!
318
00:13:54,205 --> 00:13:56,083
You wanna let us in?
319
00:13:56,257 --> 00:13:58,543
Okay.
320
00:13:59,467 --> 00:14:01,382
Hey, check it out--
Free cupcakes!
321
00:14:01,558 --> 00:14:02,673
Yeah, there's,
like, 40 cops.
322
00:14:02,848 --> 00:14:06,381
Rob the convenience store.
323
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,930
Hey.
324
00:14:11,108 --> 00:14:12,013
Hey, sweetie.
325
00:14:12,188 --> 00:14:13,722
Hi.
326
00:14:13,898 --> 00:14:15,850
And the woman on the phone is?
327
00:14:16,027 --> 00:14:21,190
Holly Ellenbogen-- On TV.
She was fat in third grade.
328
00:14:24,485 --> 00:14:27,202
Rich, you gotta get out of the car.
329
00:14:27,368 --> 00:14:30,321
No, this is all I have.
I don't have Lina.
330
00:14:30,498 --> 00:14:32,662
I don't have a place to live.
All I have is this car.
331
00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:34,242
And I'm not leaving it.
332
00:14:34,417 --> 00:14:35,503
I'm sorry--
Sorry.
333
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,750
Um, do you have a middle name?
334
00:14:37,927 --> 00:14:38,711
What?
335
00:14:38,877 --> 00:14:40,211
It's just better
if you have a middle name.
336
00:14:40,386 --> 00:14:47,052
You know, like Lee Harvey Oswald,
James Earl Ray, John Wilkes Booth, you know?
337
00:14:47,726 --> 00:14:52,762
They all killed people.
I'm just a very bad driver.
338
00:14:53,355 --> 00:14:56,273
It would really help me out.
339
00:14:56,436 --> 00:14:58,892
Britney.
340
00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:03,523
Britney, huh?
341
00:15:03,696 --> 00:15:05,940
It was my mother's maiden name.
342
00:15:06,117 --> 00:15:09,993
How have you not killed people?
343
00:15:10,415 --> 00:15:12,662
We're going back to that
South Philadelphia convenience store,
344
00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:19,162
where our own Holly Ellenbogen
is the only reporter actually inside the car.
345
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:23,713
Joel, I'm inside the car
with Richard Britney Velch.
346
00:15:23,887 --> 00:15:26,130
Holly, can you tell us
what's going on in there?
347
00:15:26,308 --> 00:15:30,513
The two negotiators are attempting
to convince Mr. Velch to leave the vehicle.
348
00:15:30,686 --> 00:15:33,431
The tension is palpable.
349
00:15:33,607 --> 00:15:34,353
Do you have any mints?
350
00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:35,511
No.
351
00:15:35,688 --> 00:15:36,683
Gum, maybe a lozenge?
352
00:15:36,855 --> 00:15:39,770
Sorry, sweetie.
353
00:15:41,276 --> 00:15:47,110
It seems the negotiators are unable
to meet any of Mr. Velch's demands.
354
00:15:47,287 --> 00:15:49,153
Let's see if we can listen in.
355
00:15:49,328 --> 00:15:52,322
Rich, man, you can't--
356
00:15:52,498 --> 00:15:55,581
You're doing fine.
357
00:15:55,877 --> 00:15:59,502
Rich, man, you can't stay in this car.
They're not gonna let you.
358
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,583
Well, I'm not leaving.
359
00:16:01,755 --> 00:16:04,293
Look, I know you're upset.
360
00:16:04,465 --> 00:16:07,210
I know this thing with Lina
is really rough, but--
361
00:16:07,387 --> 00:16:09,461
If you think it's just really rough,
then you don't understand.
362
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:14,263
It's like...
It's like my heart has stopped.
363
00:16:14,477 --> 00:16:16,721
(Rich on TV) She-- She made me happy.
364
00:16:16,897 --> 00:16:18,850
Before I met her,
I didn't know what happy was.
365
00:16:19,028 --> 00:16:19,810
I just thought
it was this word.
366
00:16:19,987 --> 00:16:25,443
And now, without her there's...
There's no words for this.
367
00:16:26,617 --> 00:16:29,150
Rich, I get it.
I do.
368
00:16:29,327 --> 00:16:32,030
I mean, I...
369
00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:35,412
I know what it's like
to lose someone.
370
00:16:35,576 --> 00:16:41,042
I know what it's like to know, no question,
that you're never gonna be...
371
00:16:41,218 --> 00:16:43,540
That you're never gonna be
like a whole person again.
372
00:16:43,718 --> 00:16:45,832
Never.
373
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:50,423
But you don't just stop.
You gotta keep going, man.
374
00:16:50,596 --> 00:16:51,671
You just gotta.
375
00:16:51,848 --> 00:16:52,053
I disagree.
376
00:16:52,225 --> 00:16:55,090
Lina literally made
my life worth living.
377
00:16:55,267 --> 00:16:57,600
What's that?
What?
378
00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:58,261
It's back!
379
00:16:58,437 --> 00:16:59,313
Hang on,
it's just a bee.
380
00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:03,693
In the car?
There's a bee in the car!
381
00:17:07,696 --> 00:17:10,783
What is this show?
382
00:17:13,118 --> 00:17:15,530
Excuse me, sorry--
Excuse me.
383
00:17:15,708 --> 00:17:16,492
Hi, excuse me.
384
00:17:16,666 --> 00:17:18,530
Can you tell us
what's happening now?
385
00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:20,330
No, I can't say, sir.
Please stand back.
386
00:17:20,495 --> 00:17:22,451
Oh, sorry.
387
00:17:22,628 --> 00:17:24,460
Oh, wait.
I get TV on this.
388
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:27,080
You get the TV on your cell phone?
That's so crazy.
389
00:17:27,257 --> 00:17:28,883
When would you even need to use that?
390
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,510
Um, now?
391
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,261
Kind of walked into that.
392
00:17:34,427 --> 00:17:35,723
The situation is coming to a head.
393
00:17:35,886 --> 00:17:38,350
Authorities have given Mr. Velch two minutes
to leave the vehicle
394
00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:40,761
before they smash
their way in here.
395
00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:44,310
At present, there is
no sign of the bee.
396
00:17:44,487 --> 00:17:45,061
Come on, Rich.
397
00:17:45,305 --> 00:17:47,230
This is gonna turn really bad.
398
00:17:47,406 --> 00:17:50,692
If they gotta pull you out of here,
you could get arrested.
399
00:17:50,868 --> 00:17:51,612
You could get hurt.
400
00:17:51,787 --> 00:17:52,111
I don't care.
401
00:17:52,285 --> 00:17:56,153
If I take one step out of this car,
it means I'm starting my life without Lina.
402
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,450
And I won't do that.
I won't.
403
00:17:58,625 --> 00:18:03,161
Sweetie, it's already started.
But you don't know where it's gonna go.
404
00:18:03,335 --> 00:18:05,413
Right now, you think
you're never gonna be with her again.
405
00:18:05,587 --> 00:18:06,581
But life is long.
406
00:18:06,757 --> 00:18:10,841
You don't know
what's gonna happen.
407
00:18:13,097 --> 00:18:15,721
We got one minute left.
408
00:18:15,885 --> 00:18:17,760
Do you think
they'll shoot him?
409
00:18:17,937 --> 00:18:18,800
Oh, God.
I hope not.
410
00:18:18,978 --> 00:18:20,260
Poor Richie.
411
00:18:20,436 --> 00:18:21,760
That gets amazing reception.
412
00:18:21,938 --> 00:18:23,720
- Doesn't it?
- Yeah.
413
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:25,142
Come on, Rich.
Enough, man.
414
00:18:25,317 --> 00:18:26,520
We gotta get you out of here.
415
00:18:26,697 --> 00:18:27,601
For what? I told you.
416
00:18:27,777 --> 00:18:29,153
I have nothing.
417
00:18:29,315 --> 00:18:31,861
What are you talking about?
You got us.
418
00:18:32,025 --> 00:18:33,481
You got Nicole
and you got me.
419
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:34,233
You do.
420
00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:36,823
And me.
421
00:18:38,538 --> 00:18:43,540
Look, you need a place to live?
Come live with me and my mom.
422
00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:45,161
- Really?
- Yeah.
423
00:18:45,338 --> 00:18:51,713
She'll ask you to zip her up a lot,
but just look away and power through.
424
00:18:52,345 --> 00:18:54,303
I don't--
I don't know.
425
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,170
Time's up.
426
00:18:55,345 --> 00:18:56,631
You guys come out
or we're coming in.
427
00:18:56,806 --> 00:18:57,172
Scotty, come on.
428
00:18:57,346 --> 00:18:58,803
Now!
429
00:18:58,976 --> 00:19:00,641
Richie, just don't be crazy.
430
00:19:00,808 --> 00:19:02,263
Richie, this is real, man.
431
00:19:02,437 --> 00:19:05,390
These guys, they're not mess--
432
00:19:05,566 --> 00:19:07,851
What?
433
00:20:02,915 --> 00:20:05,413
It is clearly a triumph
of the human condition.
434
00:20:05,587 --> 00:20:08,830
Tragedy was averted,
love winning out.
435
00:20:09,006 --> 00:20:11,830
Who imag--
Ow!
436
00:20:12,626 --> 00:20:18,092
For those who wondered what became of the bee
another mystery solved.
437
00:20:18,265 --> 00:20:21,843
As I am allergic to it,
I will need to go to the hospital.
438
00:20:22,018 --> 00:20:24,891
This is Holly Ellenbogen,
beginning to swell.
439
00:20:25,056 --> 00:20:27,470
News 9.
440
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:32,070
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