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♪ I am the stone
The builder refused ♪
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♪ I am the visual
The inspiration ♪
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♪ That made lady
Sing the blues ♪
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♪ I'm the spark
That makes your idea bright ♪
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♪ The same spark
That lights the dark ♪
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♪ So that you can know
Your left from your right ♪
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♪ I am the ballot in your box
The bullet in the gun ♪
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♪ The inner glow
That lets you know ♪
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♪ To call your brother sun ♪
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♪ The story that just begun ♪
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♪ The promise
Of what's to come ♪
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♪ And I'm a remain a soldier ♪
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♪ Till the war is won ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪
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Hm?
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Well, let's see here.
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"Riliy wuz"...
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"Riliy wuz her"?
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I'm afraid I don't get it.
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It says,
"Riley was here. "
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No, it doesn't.
It- It says, "Riliy wuz her. "
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How you gonna tell me?
I wrote it.
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Oh- Oh, I'm not saying
it's not good.
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I- I'm just saying you could
make it more clear to people
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that you were here.
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You're Riley, I presume?
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Uh, yeah.
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Hey, Riley.
It sure is super to meet you.
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See, there, where the "here"
is all scrunched?
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I ran out of room.
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Well, that's why God
gave houses four walls.
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You see how roughing out
the letters first
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helped us make sure
everything fit?
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Yeah.
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Now niggas will
definitely know I was here.
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But as an artist,
you must ask yourself,
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"Why should they care
that I was here?"
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Well, that's all the time
we have for today.
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I hope to see you again
real soon.
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Hm?
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Hm.
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Hey!
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Who are you?
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Hey, come back here!
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It wasn't me!
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It says,
"Riley was here. "
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Well, maybe it was
another Riley.
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You dropped these pictures.
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And, um...
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you have paint
all over your hands.
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Riley, graffiti
is a serious crime.
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Now, as the assistant
district attorney,
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I'd have to arrest you
and send you to jail.
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And you wouldn't want that,
would you?
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No, 'cause I remember when
you got arrested that one time,
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and you was cryin' 'cause you
thought they were gonna rape...
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Well, I don't exactly remember
it happening like that.
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Yeah, it did.
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The way you was talkin',
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they was fittin'
to wear that ass out.
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Okay! So we're all agreed that
none of us want to go to jail.
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And then there was something
about a salad or something?
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Yes, salads! For dinner.
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They make you eat vegetables
every night,
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and they're not delicious...
at all.
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Uh, is the cop here
for me or Riley?
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Your brother got caught spraying
graffiti on...
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Wait. Why would he be here
for you?
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Uh, no reason.
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Fine!
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I knew y'all was gonna find
a way to blame me for this.
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Go ahead.
Say hello to the bad guy.
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But a white man
told me to do it.
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Wait a minute. What white man?
What did he look like?
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White.
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I just assumed
he was in charge.
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Why?
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'Cause he was white.
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And just what did this
white man look like?
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He had a...
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Who do I look like,
Snitchy McRat?
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I don't talk to police.
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Boy, you better work your mouth.
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If you gonna take me to jail,
then take me to jail.
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Tell the Robinsons
I'll pay for all the damages.
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I'm very sorry.
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It won't happen again.
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Man, what was up with them?
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They was trippin'.
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What we got to eat?
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A...
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belt!
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Come here!
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Get your little butt over here!
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We all know that
the images we see
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can elicit
strong emotional reactions.
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But I've always wondered:
can the images we see
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do more than hurt us
emotionally?
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Is it possible
to see something so bad
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that it actually hurts you
physically?
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In other words,
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can too much black television
kill you?
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You keep it up...
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The idea that too much
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black television can kill you
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is absolutely preposterous.
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I should know.
I'm an expert.
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Can't you tell by my accent?
Hm?
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Actually, in 1999,
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21-year-old Shaquoia Peterson
died suddenly
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in the 13th hour of a 24-hour
Parkers marathon on UPN.
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The exact cause of death
was never determined.
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Shaquoia's family
settled out of court
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for an undisclosed amount
of money.
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UPN admitted no wrongdoing.
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I decided I would watch nothing
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but black people on TV
for two weeks
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to see if I suffered
any adverse health effects.
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I started by getting a full
physical at the health office.
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Well, your blood pressure
is fine,
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which is unusual
for black people.
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And your overall level
of health is excellent.
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These were the rules.
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I was only allowed to watch TV
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featuring a majority of
African American performers,
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commercials included.
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Okay. Niggerize me.
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And this is just more proof
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the white man made
a tragic misjudgment
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when he made it legal to
teach niggers to read and write.
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Paint faster.
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Oh, what? What? What?
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You call that art? Huh?
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Ain't no nigger
ever been good at drawin'.
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If Michelangelo had been black,
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Jesus would look like
George Jefferson.
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Keep paintin'.
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Okay, we're here.
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I'll pick you up in an hour.
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Granddad, I'm sorry.
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I don't want art lessons.
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Well, maybe if you learned
to draw on paper,
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you wouldn't be drawing
on people's houses.
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I won't draw again, ever.
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I know you won't.
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I picked a good teacher
for you too.
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Whoo, boring!
And you better not fall asleep.
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Now, get outta here.
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It's you.
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Hey, Riley.
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It sure is super
to see you again.
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Let's get started.
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And what the heck.
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Let's have some mountains
and some clouds.
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Oh, and of course, some joyful,
little trees right there.
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Isn't that beautiful?
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I love painting trees.
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What do you like to paint,
Riley...
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... aside from your own name,
of course?
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I got in trouble 'cause of you.
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I thought it was your house.
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It was my mistake.
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But you'll find I don't really
believe in mistakes.
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I believe in happy accidents.
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Because you got in trouble,
your granddad hired me.
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And we are gonna have
so much fun.
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Well, Riley, I certainly
don't want to keep you here
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if you don't want to.
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Your granddad wants to make sure.
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I make you do
just one drawing a day.
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Then you can go.
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I just gotta draw one thing?
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Anything you want.
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Heh-heh. Have fun.
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Cool.
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What?
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Oh, nothing.
You're free to go.
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What's funny?
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Nothing. Nothing at all.
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I'll call your granddad and tell
him you're walking home.
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I wasn't really trying.
I could do better if I wanted.
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Oh, I'm sure.
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Hey!
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You ain't have to ball it up
and throw it in the trash!
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You know what?
That's disrespectful!
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Your mama should've
raised you better.
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I wasn't even really trying.
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Mm-hm.
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Wait a minute.
I forgot why I came in here.
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That's odd.
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What are you doing
on the computer?
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I'm looking up art.
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I swore I came in here
for something.
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Yeah. Throw this away.
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Hey, man! That was good!
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Yes, but you didn't draw this.
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Yes, I did!
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I don't think you did.
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Uh, yeah? Then who drew it?
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I did.
You got this off my website.
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Now, I bet you can sit down
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and draw something
even better than this.
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Let's try.
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Um, I don't feel like it.
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Well, then, just do it
real quick like before.
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Oh, I get it.
Is that how you get your kicks?
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You get little kids
to draw stuff
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when they ain't even really
tryin' that hard,
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just so you can laugh?
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You sick.
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Finished?
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No, man!
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Damn, stop sweatin' me.
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I mean, can I draw?
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Can I put the damn lines
on the pages, please? Please?
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You sure can.
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I'm sorry for interrupting.
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Hm.
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I think it's time to move
to a bigger canvas.
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Yeah.
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So you mean you really gonna go
out with me while I tag a house?
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I sometimes
like to paint murals.
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I think they're fun.
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Wow, you pretty cool.
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So do you know
what you want to paint?
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The difference between
good artists and great artists
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is not how well they paint,
but what they choose to paint.
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I wanna paint Scarface
shootin' at, like,
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15 Colombian drug lords
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with bitches.
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That sounds really violent.
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I don't like violent things.
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You should take people
by surprise
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and do something
they wouldn't expect you to do.
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Hey, Riley,
it's great to see you.
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We'll be painting
a mural tonight,
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so we gotta make sure
we have all our equipment.
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Okay, I see paints,
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flashlights...
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Ooh.
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And a pair
of fast running shoes
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for getting away
from the police.
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We're all set.
Let's get started.
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I'm a little nauseous, man.
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But no serious problems yet.
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Finished.
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Oh, no, Riley.
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You can't sign it.
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If anyone finds out
what we're doing,
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I won't be able to
teach you art anymore.
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And that would make me
real sad.
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But how people gonna know
I did it?
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An artist who has
done his job well
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doesn't need to sign his name.
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Huh?
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Someone sprayed graffiti
on another house?
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It touches my soul.
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00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:35,920
My God.
262
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:38,857
I have to know who did this!
It's... it's fantastic.
263
00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:41,793
Well, I- I- I'm positive
it wasn't the hooligans
264
00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:44,094
who spray-painted
the Robinsons' house.
265
00:12:44,095 --> 00:12:46,431
Eh, uh- This is
far too sophisticated.
266
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,666
I should know.
I'm an expert.
267
00:12:51,102 --> 00:12:53,538
Mm-hm.
268
00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:55,640
Oh, if the Lord was here
right now,
269
00:12:55,641 --> 00:12:58,008
he would want you
to take care of yourselves
270
00:12:58,009 --> 00:12:59,577
and give the money
in the basket,
271
00:12:59,578 --> 00:13:00,678
so I can take care of myself.
272
00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:05,115
Okay, so eight days in,
and I don't know.
273
00:13:05,116 --> 00:13:07,185
I feel okay, I guess.
274
00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:08,986
I'm tired.
275
00:13:08,987 --> 00:13:12,657
I'm supposed to be checking
my blood pressure, but...
276
00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:14,225
forgot how to use this thing.
277
00:13:14,226 --> 00:13:16,360
Drive me a fast car.
278
00:13:16,361 --> 00:13:17,496
Get to the-
279
00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:21,132
I don't trust that art tutor
of yours.
280
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:22,301
He seems a little strange.
281
00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:25,536
I heard
he was a Gulf War vet.
282
00:13:25,537 --> 00:13:28,506
I don't know.
He might be crazy.
283
00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:32,076
Hey, did you see that painting
on the Franklins' house?
284
00:13:32,077 --> 00:13:33,244
Yeah.
285
00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:36,047
What you think?
Nice, right?
286
00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:38,750
Not that I had anything
to do with it.
287
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:41,052
Of course you didn't
have anything to do with it.
288
00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:42,353
Stevie Wonder could see
289
00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:44,455
you didn't have
anything to do with it.
290
00:13:47,425 --> 00:13:50,127
I'm very excited
about tonight, Riley.
291
00:13:50,128 --> 00:13:52,229
Have you decided
on what to paint?
292
00:13:52,230 --> 00:13:53,230
No.
293
00:13:53,231 --> 00:13:54,599
Oh, that's okay.
294
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,935
You'll know what to paint
when the time is right.
295
00:13:56,936 --> 00:14:00,638
Tonight, let's paint a picture
of someone you love.
296
00:14:00,639 --> 00:14:03,708
Maybe someone
who's not with us anymore.
297
00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:06,778
Oh, you mean
like a fallen soldier?
298
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:10,082
That's exactly what I mean.
299
00:14:12,217 --> 00:14:14,785
Now, the great artist
shows the viewer
300
00:14:14,786 --> 00:14:16,921
something beautiful
about himself
301
00:14:16,922 --> 00:14:18,589
that he's never seen before.
302
00:14:18,590 --> 00:14:20,658
Or maybe something
he'd forgotten.
303
00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:22,327
If I keep practicing,
304
00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,028
do you think I could sell my art
305
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,731
and make, like,
millions of dollars?
306
00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:28,032
Maybe.
307
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,601
But you'll never possess
anything of greater value
308
00:14:30,602 --> 00:14:32,470
than the art you sold.
309
00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:36,173
Whatever, nigga.
I wanna get paid.
310
00:14:36,174 --> 00:14:38,676
Are you sure
I can't sign this one?
311
00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:40,578
I don't care
if I get in trouble.
312
00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:43,648
Hm, I don't think
it's a good idea.
313
00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:46,517
Oh, what if I use
one of my aliases?
314
00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:48,953
That way,
they won't know it was me,
315
00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:51,488
but nobody else
can claim my shit.
316
00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:54,393
Yeah, yeah.
317
00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:57,194
Hm.
318
00:14:57,195 --> 00:14:59,930
It's beautiful.
... Ol' Dirty Bastard...
319
00:14:59,931 --> 00:15:02,166
Yet gangsta.
I think he's trying to...
320
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:04,568
Moves me deep within.
It's Jesus.
321
00:15:04,569 --> 00:15:06,304
I-I-is that his signature?
322
00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:08,572
It's many signatures.
323
00:15:08,573 --> 00:15:10,475
I can't believe it!
324
00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:14,478
How will we ever ascertain
the identity of the true artist
325
00:15:14,479 --> 00:15:17,915
so that we may shower him
with praise and adoration?
326
00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:21,385
Perhaps the bigger
the signature,
327
00:15:21,386 --> 00:15:23,421
the more they contributed.
328
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,589
No- No, I believe
they're in order of importance
329
00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:27,091
from top to bottom
and right to left.
330
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:29,193
No, no, no.
Wrong, wrong.
331
00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:31,195
According to guild rules,
332
00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:33,998
each credited artist,
uh, must have contributed
333
00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:36,167
an equal part to the total work.
334
00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:39,102
Well, I'd pay a lot of money
335
00:15:39,103 --> 00:15:41,540
for a painting like this
in my house.
336
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:44,342
I can't believe it, man!
337
00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:46,043
How niggas gonna-?
338
00:15:46,044 --> 00:15:48,679
Man, how niggas
gonna just come by
339
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,582
and just sign they name
on someone else's shit
340
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,117
all after the fact?
341
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:54,919
Tryin' to steal my shine!
342
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,689
Man, that's
some ol' bullshit! Damn!
343
00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:01,559
You know, Riley, the moon steals
its shine from the sun,
344
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:04,762
and no one ever gets
the two confused.
345
00:16:04,763 --> 00:16:06,297
Take it as a compliment.
346
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:10,568
Why can't niggas do them? Huh?
Why niggas got to do me?
347
00:16:10,569 --> 00:16:15,039
Why niggas got to ride me
like a rodeo show?
348
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,909
Why can't they shine
on they own shit?
349
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:20,711
No, man, I ain't havin' that.
350
00:16:21,913 --> 00:16:23,581
Excuse me.
Huh?
351
00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:26,350
Excuse me.
Listen, everybody.
352
00:16:26,351 --> 00:16:28,786
I got an announcement to make.
353
00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:30,921
Now, I know
this is gonna come
354
00:16:30,922 --> 00:16:34,324
as a huge surprise
to everyone, but...
355
00:16:34,325 --> 00:16:36,326
I'm the artist.
356
00:16:36,327 --> 00:16:40,230
That's right, people. I know.
Amazing, ain't it?
357
00:16:40,231 --> 00:16:42,968
So young, so young.
358
00:16:49,140 --> 00:16:53,310
I never heard of anything
so ridiculous in all my life.
359
00:16:53,311 --> 00:16:55,012
I should know.
360
00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:56,747
Hey, kid, can you
get out of the way?
361
00:16:56,748 --> 00:16:58,648
I'm trying to take a picture.
362
00:16:58,649 --> 00:17:01,686
I'm serious.
I painted this.
363
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,888
Stop lyin', boy. Stop lyin'.
364
00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:06,257
Everybody knows
niggers can't paint.
365
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:09,393
Why you think all the great
artists have all been white
366
00:17:09,394 --> 00:17:10,894
and called "masters"?
367
00:17:10,895 --> 00:17:14,065
Master Van Gogh.
Master Picasso.
368
00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:17,034
That- That genius that drawed
that comic strip
369
00:17:17,035 --> 00:17:18,368
with the talkin' penguin.
370
00:17:18,369 --> 00:17:20,370
The Master Penguin-Drawer.
371
00:17:20,371 --> 00:17:22,807
Boy, come here.
Get over here, now.
372
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:25,543
What's going on, here?
What did you do?
373
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,312
I painted this.
374
00:17:28,413 --> 00:17:30,748
You painted this?
375
00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:32,083
Yeah, right.
376
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:35,152
And I suppose Gary Coleman
painted the Mona Lisa.
377
00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:39,624
Hey, you know what?
I painted it too.
378
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,459
Me too.
379
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,995
What did I tell you about lying?
Come here.
380
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:47,030
You been looking at too much TV.
381
00:17:47,031 --> 00:17:48,432
Ow! But, I-
Stop lying so much!
382
00:17:48,433 --> 00:17:50,401
Now that,
in my expert opinion,
383
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:51,535
is an ass-whooping.
384
00:17:51,536 --> 00:17:53,036
Can't you give me credit?
385
00:17:53,037 --> 00:17:54,872
Stop looking at Adult Swim.
386
00:17:54,873 --> 00:17:56,674
It's that damn art tutor.
387
00:17:56,675 --> 00:17:58,309
He's doing it, isn't he?
388
00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:00,678
Well, why can't I
have painted the walls?
389
00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:03,114
Why can't I
be a talented artist?
390
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:05,250
Boy, you ain't even
a talented vandal.
391
00:18:07,318 --> 00:18:08,653
What's good, y'all?
392
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:11,355
You niggas is makin'
a whole lot of noise.
393
00:18:11,356 --> 00:18:12,957
Where you been?
394
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:15,225
Just, you know, chillin'.
395
00:18:15,226 --> 00:18:18,362
You know, just doing
my little TV-watchin' thing.
396
00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:20,798
You know, doin' me.
397
00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:22,200
You know when
398
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:23,934
you takin' a dookie,
399
00:18:23,935 --> 00:18:26,436
and it's a dump that ain't
the dookie that you wanna take,
400
00:18:26,437 --> 00:18:28,940
but it's the dookie
that the dookie wanna take.
401
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,341
It's workin' you over.
Not like how you want it...
402
00:18:31,342 --> 00:18:32,476
Yo, move.
403
00:18:32,477 --> 00:18:34,545
You blockin' the TV, nigga.
404
00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:37,081
You the boss, but the dookie
doin' it where you want it-
405
00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:39,217
Eh, you- You know what
I'm talkin' about.
406
00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:41,452
And you wished
you had a baby wipe.
407
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:44,521
For God's sake,
where are the damn baby wipes
408
00:18:44,522 --> 00:18:45,822
when you need it?
409
00:18:45,823 --> 00:18:47,558
And then your ass
is just itchin'...
410
00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:50,728
Hey,
don't tell Granddad I left.
411
00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:53,264
We got any grape soda?
412
00:18:53,865 --> 00:18:55,566
Nigga, you stupid.
413
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:57,235
... do when you do when you do-
414
00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:59,136
Sensing a gruesome battle ahead
415
00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:01,605
over the injured ibex...
416
00:19:01,606 --> 00:19:03,040
Yo, and it was like,
417
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:06,611
just like that,
the experiment was, like, over.
418
00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:09,281
And I ain't really get sick
or nothin'.
419
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:15,920
So you're sure
you want to do this?
420
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:18,923
Yes.
But I need help.
421
00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:21,792
Okay, let's get started.
422
00:19:27,131 --> 00:19:30,067
Oh, wish we had
a few more hours.
423
00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:33,738
I think you got
your point across just fine.
424
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:34,739
Freeze!
425
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:36,340
Run!
426
00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:42,246
Go! Go!
427
00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:45,516
I believe you should buckle
your safety belt, Riley.
428
00:19:46,584 --> 00:19:47,585
Whoa! Damn!
429
00:19:52,891 --> 00:19:54,825
It's the police.
430
00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:57,461
I don't really like
the police very much.
431
00:19:57,462 --> 00:19:58,895
Me neither.
432
00:19:58,896 --> 00:20:01,598
Good. Then I'm gonna drive
really fast
433
00:20:01,599 --> 00:20:03,300
so we can get away from them,
434
00:20:03,301 --> 00:20:04,901
if that's okay with you.
435
00:20:04,902 --> 00:20:05,902
Yeah!
436
00:20:05,903 --> 00:20:08,840
That's great. Hold on.
437
00:20:14,279 --> 00:20:16,380
Hello?
438
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:17,748
Again?
439
00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:19,885
Huh? Whose house?
440
00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:27,224
I think it's time
we lost these guys.
441
00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:29,661
♪ When my dreams come true ♪
442
00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:33,798
Hold on.
443
00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:34,799
Yeah!
444
00:20:50,047 --> 00:20:52,383
♪ To be any more ♪
445
00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:57,289
♪ When all I am
Would be alive ♪
446
00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:05,796
Let's paint a
picture of someone you love.
447
00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:08,934
Maybe someone
who's not with us anymore.
448
00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:23,780
Thanks, man.
449
00:21:23,781 --> 00:21:25,849
Thank you, Riley.
450
00:21:25,850 --> 00:21:28,418
I had a great time
painting with you.
451
00:21:28,419 --> 00:21:31,589
Now, you keep on painting,
and God bless.
452
00:21:42,667 --> 00:21:44,068
It's so beautiful.
453
00:21:46,070 --> 00:21:47,806
Thank you, boy.
454
00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:51,708
Well, that's it.
Out of memory.
455
00:21:51,709 --> 00:21:53,810
You can start
cleaning it off now.
456
00:21:53,811 --> 00:21:55,679
What? But-
But what-?
457
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:59,249
No buts. Start drawing on paper,
and this wouldn't happen.
458
00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:01,285
Nobody told you
to paint all over my house
459
00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:02,853
'cause you want
to make a point.
460
00:22:02,854 --> 00:22:04,488
This ain't Beat Street.
461
00:22:04,538 --> 00:22:09,088
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