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My name is Erin Quinn.
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I'm 16 years old,
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and I come from a place called
Derry, or Londonderry,
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depending on your persuasion,
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a troubled little corner in the
northwest of Ireland.
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It's fair to say I have a somewhat
complicated relationship
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with my home town.
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You see, the thing about
living in Derry is,
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there's nowhere to hide.
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Everybody knows everybody, knows
everything about everybody,
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and sometimes all I really want...
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..is to be simply left alone.
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Is that my diary?
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She's gone too far this time, Mama.
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What next? Trying on my knickers?
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Don't say "knickers" in front of
your father.
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He can't cope. Ah, he can cope.
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Sure, what's a pair of knickers
between cousins?
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Less of the knickers.
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I won't put up with it any more.
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Teenagers have rights now, you know.
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Don't be ridiculous. They do, Ma.
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It's true. Sure, Macaulay Culkin
might be divorcing his parents.
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D'ya hear this? This'll be someone
she met at that stupid summer scheme
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you insisted we send her on.
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Her bloody friends across the
barricades think.
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I have nothing against Protestants.
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I'm all for integration, I am,
but if they're letting their weans
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divorce them... Macaulay Culkin
isn't a Protestant, Ma.
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It's only going to give our weans
ideas.
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Well, he might be.
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I didn't meet him at
Friends Across The Barricades.
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I don't care where you met him.
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You're not to see him again.
Understood?
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Fine. Look at this.
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They're bombing the bridge,
apparently. No.
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Suspicions were
raised when a hijacked van...
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Oh, dear God, no.
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Does this mean they can't get to
school?
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I've had a whole summer of it,
Gerry.
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She's melting my head.
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Sure, their bus can go the long way
round. I'll get it.
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Major traffic
disruptions are anticipated...
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All right, Sarah.
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Them weans shouldn't have to
take the bus to school.
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You should be driving them, you
useless shite.
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I have to work, Joe. Work?
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Ha-ha! Is that what you call it?
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Yes. Why don't you just leave my
Mary alone?
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Because we've been married for 17
years, Joe.
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We have two children.
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And because we're in love with each
other.
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Oh, bunk. I'll find some dirt on you
yet, boy.
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I've got people working on it.
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God, Mammy.
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You're up early. So are you.
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You should be having a lie-in, love.
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You're on your holidays.
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First day of term, Sarah.
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Is it, aye? It is, aye.
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Well, I don't know about
the rest of you,
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but I'm not enjoying this bomb.
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Shocking. Desperate.
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Disgusting and disgraceful.
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I have an appointment in Tropicana
at 12:00.
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15 minutes in the stand up.
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Sure, I'll not get over the bridge
at this rate.
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It's going to play havoc with my
build-up.
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This is what they want.
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They want ordinary people to suffer.
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This is what it's all about.
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I'm pretty sure interfering with
your sunbed sessions
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isn't very high up
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on anyone's political agenda,
Aunt Sarah.
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I wouldn't be so sure.
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We'd better head.
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Hey!
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What do you think you're playing at?
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Where's your blazer?
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I've decided to put my own spin on
the uniform this year.
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I'll spin you across that floor.
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Get your blazer on.
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Look, Mammy. I'm not a clone.
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I should be allowed to express my
individuality.
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I'm sorry. I'm not wearing my
blazer.
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End of story.
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Gerry, pass me the wooden spoon.
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What's all this?
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I thought we were going to be
individuals this year.
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I wanted to, Clare, but my ma
wouldn't let me.
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Well, I'm not being
an individual on my own.
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You not getting anything? I'm doing
this fast for Ethiopia.
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For Christ's sake.
What is it with you and Africa?
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Will you sponsor me? How much?
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Catch yourself on.
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What's happening over there is
really lousy, Erin.
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Father Conway showed us a video.
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There's this one wee fella, Kamal.
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He's only ten, and every morning, he
walks 25 miles to the nearest well.
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Does he just really enjoy wells,
aye?
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25 miles?
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How far is that? Far.
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Like, how far are we talking?
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From here to Buncrana.
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Further. It's more like from here to
Ballybofey.
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Shut up. From here to Ballybofey?
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Sure, you'd be knackered.
Kamal is knackered.
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Are you sure Kamal isn't
exaggerating?
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Stop slagging off Kamal.
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Kamal doesn't have it easy.
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Will you sponsor me or not?
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Fine.
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You touch them, you buy them.
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That's the law.
I don't think that is the law.
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If I say it's the law, it's the law,
smart-o.
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Right. It's just I can't afford them
any more.
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Have to give all my money to Kamal.
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Who the fuck's Kamal?
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He's a wee Ethiopian fella from
Ballybofey, Dennis.
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Do you want to sponsor me, Dennis?
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Get out!
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Good one, Geldof.
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Oh, my God. David.
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David Donnelly. OK.
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Just act normal.
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No way! Are you serious?
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What are you doing? Who are you
talking to?
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Erin, have you got a light?
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Me? No, I don't smoke.
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Why the hell do I not smoke?
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I have one. I don't smoke either.
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I just like melting stuff.
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Cool poster. Oh, do you think so?
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Yeah. Really nice use of, you know,
letters.
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Thanks. You should come along
tonight.
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You're inviting me to your gig?
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Yeah, well, all of you.
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But you'd specifically like me to
go, I mean, just so we're clear.
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But Erin, Murder She Wrote is on
tonight.
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You never miss Murder She Wrote.
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Shut up. We're going to be late.
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Yeah, kicks off at 6:00.
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Sweet. Cool.
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Maybe I'll see you there, then.
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You're not seriously going to this
concert, are you?
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Gig, Clare. It's called a gig.
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And I have to go. He invited me
specifically.
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Motherfuckers!
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"Motherfucker" is my new thing.
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Watched this film last night.
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My dad got it off Pyro Pauline, and
it's about these two lads,
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and they wear these cracking suits
and they rock about,
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just shooting people and eating
cheeseburgers, and they're all,
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"Motherfucker this, motherfucker
that." It's got your man in it.
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What do you call him? The disco
dancer from Look Who's Talking.
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Who owns the fella? Me.
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Well, come on, then, ball-ache.
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Are you introducing yourself, or
what?
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Hi. I'm Michelle's cousin, James.
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Why's he making that funny noise?
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He's English, Orla. That's the way
they talk.
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He's my Auntie Kathy's wean.
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I told you about my Auntie Kathy.
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She went to England years ago to
have an abortion.
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Never came back.
Never got the abortion, either.
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Lucky for you, James, eh?
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I didn't actually know that.
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What did he say?
Nothing interesting.
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What's he doing here? Kathy's just
got divorced, so she's moved back.
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The husband caught her doing the
dirt on him.
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She's a bit of a goer, is our Kathy,
riding rings around him, so she was.
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Ain't that right, James? No, I mean
here, at our bus stop.
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Oh, he's going to our school.
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But he's a fella. An effeminate
fella, but a fella all the same.
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Everyone was shitting it about
sending him to the boys' school.
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They were worried that the lads
would beat him up because, well...
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He's English.
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Mm, and you couldn't really blame
them, I suppose.
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Our carriage awaits, motherfuckers.
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Avon.
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Avon.
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Avon. Um, we have a wee offer on
there
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for hair removal cream, if you
want to, with the...
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There's no seats down here.
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Just move them wee dicks.
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What?! Why should we sit up the
front?
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We're fifth years. They're foetuses.
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Come on.
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All right. Shift your shirt holes.
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Let's go. Nobody move.
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You'd better do as I say, or...
Or what?
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Or there'll be consequences.
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Such as?
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Well, we'll beat you up.
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Wonderful. Wait, Michelle.
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Go on, then.
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What? Beat me up.
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Well, not now.
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After school. We'll beat you up
after school.
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Grand. I'll meet you after school
and you can beat me up.
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What's happening, exactly?
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I'll bring my sister, Mandy.
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You might know her. Mandy O'Connell.
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She's an upper sixth. Big Mandy?
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Big Mandy is your sister? That's
right.
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Retreat.
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Listen, I think there's been a wee
bit of a misunderstanding.
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Thought you might say that.
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Now fuck off.
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Right. Will do.
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Wasn't at all humiliating.
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How long does this fast last?
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24 hours.
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So I still have...
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..almost 23 hours to go.
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Fuck me, not the Africans again.
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Imagine being born there and not
here.
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We don't know how lucky we are.
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Aye, fair dues. Derry has class.
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Allus, aye.
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# Peeling the skin back from my eyes
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# I felt surprised
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♪ That the time on the clock was the
time I... ♪
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Everyone remain seated!
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What's going on? I dunno.
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But do you think if I told him I had
an incendiary device
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down my knickers, he'd have a look?
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Michelle, he's a soldier.
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Ach, some of them are all right. I'm
willing to admit it,
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even if nobody else will, because
I'm a beacon of truth, Erin.
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You're a mouth, that's what you are.
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Hi, guys.
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Could I just have a quick chat?
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You must be new. I'm Jenny.
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Great hair. Very bold.
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I'd love to go that short, but,
sure,
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I don't have the bone structure.
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He's a fella, Jenny.
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Oh. I see.
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Anyhoo... "Anyhoo."
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Seriously, shoot me in the face.
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This is a bit awkward,
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but part of my role as prefect is
welcoming the first-year students,
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and it's come to my attention
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that there was some sort of an
incident on the bus this morning.
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There was no incident.
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Apparently, you guys threatened one
of the new girls.
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Said you was going to beat her up.
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That's lies. There were quite a few
witnesses.
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No, I mean, we said it, but...
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..as a joke, as in, "We're going to
beat you up,"
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but, like, in a jokey way.
253
00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:14,160
Right. Well, the thing is, that's
not actually funny, is it?
254
00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:15,240
Like, at all.
255
00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:17,320
Well, humour is so subjective,
really, so...
256
00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:19,720
Now, the wee girl claims that
she's not bothered,
257
00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,360
but reading between the lines...
258
00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,280
Why are you reading between the
lines?
259
00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,800
I'm just not so sure that I believe
her.
260
00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:27,840
I don't want to report you guys.
261
00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:29,200
Please don't report us, Jenny.
262
00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:31,120
Please. We'll do anything,
anything at all.
263
00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:33,040
Speak for yourself, sugar tits.
264
00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,320
Think I'll just have to mull it
over.
265
00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:38,240
Ach, Jenny, mull this over.
266
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:41,600
Oh, we'll see.
267
00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:45,640
Jesus, Michelle.
268
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:52,040
A new school can seem like a very
scary place...
269
00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:55,560
Do you think Big Mandy looks more
schizo than usual?
270
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,560
..but try to think of it this way.
271
00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:00,600
Right now, you're like a little
seed,
272
00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:03,200
and the school is like the soil,
273
00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:07,240
a safe and stable environment,
within which you can grow.
274
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:13,520
Wow, what a great way to look at it.
275
00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:17,080
Thank you.
276
00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:19,360
Thank you, girls.
277
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:22,720
Some lovely sentiments there.
278
00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:26,280
Some very beautiful words.
279
00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:30,320
Unfortunately, that's all they are,
sentiments and words.
280
00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:35,240
What you've just witnessed is a
piece of fiction.
281
00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:39,440
The reality, I'm sorry to say, is
much harsher, far more brutal.
282
00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:43,520
So let me take this opportunity to
advise all our new girls
283
00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:46,640
to keep their guard up.
284
00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:49,440
Watch their back.
285
00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:51,800
Oh, speaking of pupils who need to
watch their back,
286
00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,840
I'd like to introduce James Maguire.
287
00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:57,640
Show yourself, please, James.
288
00:12:57,680 --> 00:13:00,320
James will be the first ever boy to
study here
289
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,640
at Our Lady Immaculate College.
290
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,560
He was due to start at
Christian Brother Boys,
291
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,120
but there were serious concerns for
his safety because, well,
292
00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,000
unfortunately, James happens to be
English.
293
00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:11,360
But let me make one thing clear -
294
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,920
I will not have a repeat of
the Mr Mullin affair.
295
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,400
Is that understood?
296
00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,320
What's the Mr Mullin affair?
297
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:20,480
Student teacher. Two fourth-years
cable-tied him to the monkey bars
298
00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:23,160
and started dry riding him. He was
really good-looking,
299
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,600
so you've nothing to worry about.
300
00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,000
Let us pray.
301
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,560
Please, Michelle.
302
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,600
No. I have no interest
303
00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:33,720
in David Donnelly's spazzing band.
304
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,440
They look nice.
305
00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,920
I can't go on my own.
Are they nice?
306
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,760
Bring Bobby Sands.
307
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,720
Sure, how could I go?
308
00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:43,280
I'm so weak I can barely walk.
309
00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:44,680
What about Orla?
Orla is...
310
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,360
I love my wee fingers.
311
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,680
Orla's mental. Come on,
Michelle.
312
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:52,440
I'm begging you.
It's my big chance with David.
313
00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:54,000
I'd do it for you. Fine.
314
00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,440
But we both know you're just gonna
sit in the corner
315
00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:57,720
like a frigid fuck.
316
00:13:57,760 --> 00:14:00,320
I'm not frigid. You've never
even kissed a boy before.
317
00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:01,840
You practise on your pillow
318
00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:04,680
sometimes,
but you don't think that's the same.
319
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,760
The reading of the diary
was bad enough.
320
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:09,000
I could do without the quoting
it from memory.
321
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:11,320
Michelle, would you mind showing me
where the toilet is?
322
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,640
You are really starting to
do my head in, do you know that?
323
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:17,480
Will the following pupils please
report to Sister Michael's
324
00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:19,880
office immediately?
Erin Quinn, Orla McCool,
325
00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:22,240
Clare Devlin,
Michelle Mallon
326
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:24,400
and the wee English fella.
Thank you.
327
00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:26,040
I wonder what that could be about.
328
00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,560
It wasn't bullying.
It was attempted bullying.
329
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,480
What if we get expelled?
330
00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,280
Nobody ever actually gets expelled.
331
00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:35,080
Wanda Gallagher hasn't even been
expelled, and she's in the IRA.
332
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,960
So that's probably why.
333
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,880
I can't find the boys'
toilets anywhere.
334
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,880
It's an all-girls school, dick face.
There are no boys' toilets.
335
00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:44,320
So should I just use
the girls' toilets?
336
00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,840
No, you should not,
you fucking pervert.
337
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,120
Girls, I really don't feel great.
I feel sort of shaky.
338
00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:51,200
I think my blood sugar
is dangerously low.
339
00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,120
Seriously,
will you just have a Mars bar?
340
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,640
What about Kamal?
Fuck Kamal.
341
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:59,120
Look, whatever happens in there,
we have to stick together, OK?
342
00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:00,880
We have to back each other up.
343
00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:04,160
Ladies.
344
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,600
So it had nothing to do with me.
345
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,920
Yes, OK, I was there,
I admit that,
346
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,880
but I didn't do anything.
347
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:11,400
It was Michelle.
348
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:14,280
It was all Michelle. I'm not going
down for something I didn't do.
349
00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:18,320
If anyone deserves to get punished,
it should be Michelle.
350
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,880
Well, I think it's safe to say
351
00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:26,640
we all just lost a bit
of respect for you there, Clare.
352
00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,600
This is just so disappointing,
girls. I mean,
353
00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:29,920
threatening a first-year...
354
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,880
We didn't threaten her.
We're not stupid.
355
00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:34,280
Big Mandy's her sister,
and she's half fucking gorilla.
356
00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:37,360
That's quite enough, Miss Mallon.
Aye, you shouldn't swear, Michelle,
357
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,000
cos when you swear,
Our Lady in heaven,
358
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:41,640
she cries her tears, then make rain.
359
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,360
Isn't that right, Sister Michael?
360
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,080
What age are you now, Orla?
361
00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:47,480
15.
362
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:50,800
Yeah. You might want
to think about wising up.
363
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:54,280
It was all just a misunderstanding,
I promise, Sister.
364
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:57,320
Is that right, Tina? Was
it a misunderstanding?
365
00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:59,840
Look, I didn't even report them.
I'm not a grass.
366
00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:01,240
I'm saying nothing.
367
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:03,240
Is that because you're intimidated
by them?
368
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:08,760
Oh, you're serious. No, I'm not
intimidated by them, Sister.
369
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,520
Well, I see no need
to take this matter any further,
370
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:17,840
but if I ever get wind of something
like this happening again...
371
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:19,920
Oh, you won't, Sister.
372
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:23,960
Yeah? Sister Michael, can I just
quickly ask, um, since there's no
373
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:27,400
male student toilets
on the premises,
374
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,360
am I permitted to use
the staff ones?
375
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,920
Absolutely not.
376
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:33,320
Now, I think you all owe
Tina an apology, don't you?
377
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,360
We're very sorry, Tina.
Very sorry, Tina.
378
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,000
Sorry, Tina. Sorry, Tina.
Sorry.
379
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,960
And Tina,
do you accept their apology?
380
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,800
No.
381
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,680
You don't accept their apology?
382
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:45,960
Do I have to accept
their apology, Sister?
383
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,960
I don't suppose you do, no.
384
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,800
Then I don't.
385
00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:53,320
I don't accept it.
386
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,640
I see.
387
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,720
Well, I need to draw
a line under this somehow.
388
00:16:56,760 --> 00:17:00,760
So...
389
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:15,000
I cannot actually believe this.
390
00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:17,400
I'm missing David Donnelly's gig,
Michelle.
391
00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,760
And all because of that
miniature motherfucker.
392
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:22,360
I swear, if you say
"motherfucker" one more time...
393
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:23,560
What's wrong with you?
394
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:24,760
This is your fault.
395
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:27,480
Why's it my fault? Cos you're the
one who threatened a first-year.
396
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,720
You're the one who gave
Jenny Joyce the finger.
397
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:32,640
I'm desperate now. This is agony.
398
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:35,040
Can you please stop crying
in my face
399
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:36,920
for five fucking minutes, James?
400
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:40,520
I feel awful. I think my body
is going into starvation mode.
401
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,760
I think
it's starting to shut down.
402
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:46,800
For Christ's sake, Clare.
You've just basically skipped lunch.
403
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:51,960
Orla, that better not be
what I think it is.
404
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,280
You better not have
brought my diary to school.
405
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:57,680
I had to.
I'm doing my book report on it.
406
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,720
Give it to me! No!
407
00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:01,600
What's going on there, girls?
408
00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:04,080
She has my diary, Sister,
and she won't give it back.
409
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:08,120
I'll take that.
410
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,120
Sit down.
411
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,800
Mr Maguire,
412
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:16,240
you have been warned.
Do not ask me again.
413
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:19,800
This is disgraceful.
I should have access to a lavatory.
414
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,480
What about my civil rights?
415
00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:25,520
Corner.
416
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,320
And you.
417
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:29,440
Give that here.
Ach, Sister...
418
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:33,480
Now.
419
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:37,040
Shouldn't you put
that in the confiscated box?
420
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:40,800
Quiet.
421
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:43,520
Really?
What am I going to do, Erin?
422
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:47,560
That colour has been discontinued.
423
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,960
This is torture.
424
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,400
Michelle,
I can't hold it in any longer.
425
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,040
What part of me not giving a flying
fuck
426
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,720
are you struggling with,
exactly?
427
00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:02,760
Oh, look. Your boring fucking
diary sent her to sleep.
428
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,640
I'm taking my lipstick back.
429
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:08,360
Michelle, you can't do that.
It's stealing.
430
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,520
She stole it first.
431
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:12,320
Michelle, don't.
432
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:16,360
Oh, God.
433
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,000
Jesus, that's disgusting. Stop it.
434
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:23,040
That's the English for you.
Fucking savages.
435
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:27,280
Don't look at me like that, Erin.
You'll get your two pound back.
436
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:30,280
But will you ever
get your self-respect back, Clare?
437
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,880
Right. If I leave now,
I might still catch David.
438
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,000
What if Sister Declan wakes up?
439
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:38,480
It's funny how she sleeps with
her eyes wide open, isn't it?
440
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:42,520
What?
441
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,800
Sweet suffering Jehovah!
442
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:03,280
Enter.
443
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:04,640
Erin, what in God's name?
444
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:07,080
Did you kill that wee nun, girls?
445
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:08,360
Course we didn't.
446
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:11,920
Then why were you pissing on her
dead body and making sandwiches?
447
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,440
Say nothing, girls. Say nothing
till we've seen a lawyer.
448
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:18,480
If you could all just take a seat.
449
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,760
Sorry I'm late, sister.
450
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:25,160
Couldn't get over the bridge.
This bloody bomb.
451
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,400
I begged the Brits
to let me take my chances,
452
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,400
but the awkward bastards
made me go the long way.
453
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,520
Health and safety gone mad, Deidre.
454
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:34,360
What are you playing at, rifling
through a dead nun's handbag?
455
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,640
She stole my lipstick, Mammy.
456
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:36,800
Don't lie.
457
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,920
Sister Declan was a woman of God.
458
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,840
Actually, she was known
to be a bit light-fingered.
459
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:43,840
Where's my mum, Auntie Deidre?
460
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:45,680
She's away back to London.
461
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:46,760
What, without me?
462
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:49,640
Oh, dry your eyes, James.
463
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,360
Sorry to keep you waiting, Sister.
464
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,720
How long does it take
to defuse a fecking bomb?
465
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:56,920
Sure, the wee robots
do all the work.
466
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:59,360
Oh, killing nuns now, is it?
I didn't, Daddy.
467
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,880
You wait until your mother
hears about this.
468
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:05,920
Obviously, Sister Declan's death was
extremely shocking and unexpected.
469
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,600
We're still struggling to understand
exactly what happened.
470
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:09,720
Yeah?
471
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:12,920
Can I just ask,
what age was Sister Declan?
472
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,440
She'd have been 98 on Friday.
473
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:19,480
Right. Might that shed
some light on the situation?
474
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,800
How so?
475
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:24,200
Does anybody else have any
thoughts
476
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:27,640
on the whole "her being
almost 98 years of age" thing?
477
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,560
Struck down in her prime.
478
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:32,920
The hospital are saying
it was heart failure,
479
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,800
but I have my doubts.
480
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,520
As I said on the phone,
481
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,800
the circumstances
in which I found her body
482
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,560
were...strange, to say the least.
483
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,200
So I've decided to carry out
484
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:45,720
a full investigation
into the incident.
485
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,920
That makes sense.
486
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:51,960
What?
Nothing about this makes sense.
487
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,120
The woman was
almost 98 years of age.
488
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:55,480
She had a heart attack.
489
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,840
Why has everybody gone
absolutely mental?
490
00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,960
Less of the cheek, Erin.
491
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,120
We didn't do anything.
It's not fair.
492
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,720
"But the thing is, life isn't fair.
493
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:09,680
"You see, injustice is something
I've become accustomed to.
494
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:13,720
"I am, after all, a child of the
crossfire, surrounded by conflict.
495
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:18,040
"But I choose to rise above it.
496
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:22,080
"The path to peace is paved with
tolerance and understanding.
497
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:27,600
"Violence is never the answer."
498
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:58,000
I am going to ram that
so far up your arse!37590
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