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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,340 --> 00:00:06,407 What? 2 00:00:06,441 --> 00:00:09,477 How am I getting shorter? 3 00:00:12,881 --> 00:00:14,348 Jeremy. 4 00:00:14,382 --> 00:00:15,416 Hey, Ab. 5 00:00:15,450 --> 00:00:16,817 Hey. 6 00:00:16,852 --> 00:00:18,719 Locked out of my apartment. 7 00:00:18,753 --> 00:00:19,854 You have a spare, right? 8 00:00:19,888 --> 00:00:22,189 No, I don't, I don't, I would totally remember 9 00:00:22,224 --> 00:00:24,625 if I had, um, one of your keys. 10 00:00:24,659 --> 00:00:25,893 That's weird. 11 00:00:25,927 --> 00:00:27,828 You'd be the person I'd pick if I gave someone a spare, 12 00:00:27,863 --> 00:00:29,997 so, I just assumed you had one. 13 00:00:30,031 --> 00:00:31,031 I would be? 14 00:00:31,066 --> 00:00:32,333 I mean, I would take one. 15 00:00:32,367 --> 00:00:34,869 If we want to go through that and that commitment, 16 00:00:34,903 --> 00:00:36,804 I would have it with me whenever. 17 00:00:36,838 --> 00:00:37,972 Um... 18 00:00:38,006 --> 00:00:39,607 While you're here, inside my apartment, 19 00:00:39,633 --> 00:00:41,912 maybe you could help me put up a shelf? 20 00:00:43,078 --> 00:00:44,345 I'd love to. 21 00:00:44,379 --> 00:00:45,880 Let's do that then. 22 00:00:45,914 --> 00:00:48,682 Blades of grass to look like something new 23 00:00:51,753 --> 00:00:53,087 It's this guy. 24 00:00:53,121 --> 00:00:55,430 It won't stay on the wall. 25 00:00:56,748 --> 00:00:57,825 Crazy. 26 00:00:57,859 --> 00:00:59,426 Do you mind if I take off my shirt? 27 00:00:59,461 --> 00:01:01,128 Wow... Um. 28 00:01:01,163 --> 00:01:02,479 Sure. 29 00:01:04,599 --> 00:01:06,775 Where'd you get all that oil from? 30 00:01:08,403 --> 00:01:09,937 Now I can put up that shelf. 31 00:01:14,042 --> 00:01:16,451 You're so... slippery. 32 00:01:19,114 --> 00:01:19,997 Wow. 33 00:01:21,416 --> 00:01:22,666 That was a hot dream. 34 00:01:24,786 --> 00:01:26,620 My neighbor Abbi is so sexy 35 00:01:26,655 --> 00:01:28,714 and now I have this great big humongous boner. 36 00:01:33,195 --> 00:01:34,469 Oh my God. 37 00:01:37,199 --> 00:01:38,399 So intense. 38 00:01:38,433 --> 00:01:39,767 Hey sleepyhead. 39 00:01:39,801 --> 00:01:41,936 Someone had a sexy dream, huh? 40 00:01:41,970 --> 00:01:43,571 Shut up, Bevers. 41 00:01:43,605 --> 00:01:46,273 Shut your stupid face. 42 00:01:47,442 --> 00:01:49,310 Yeah, girl, get it! 43 00:01:49,344 --> 00:01:50,311 Ilana. 44 00:01:50,345 --> 00:01:51,779 I'm so happy you're here. 45 00:01:51,813 --> 00:01:54,415 I was thinking maybe we could masturbate next to each other. 46 00:01:54,449 --> 00:01:55,583 Really? 47 00:01:55,617 --> 00:01:57,084 I'm always trying to get you to parallel play. 48 00:01:57,118 --> 00:01:58,285 You're never into it. 49 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:01,989 It's because I want to so badly. 50 00:02:07,696 --> 00:02:08,962 Oh my God. 51 00:02:10,098 --> 00:02:12,299 What a way to start the day. 52 00:02:12,334 --> 00:02:14,435 It's 5 p.m. 53 00:02:14,469 --> 00:02:16,011 Great... Closing time. 54 00:02:16,771 --> 00:02:17,800 Have a good night. 55 00:02:18,473 --> 00:02:21,208 Four and three and two and one, one 56 00:02:28,717 --> 00:02:30,684 Hurricane Wanda has been upgraded 57 00:02:30,719 --> 00:02:32,453 to a Category Four storm. 58 00:02:32,487 --> 00:02:35,189 It is due to hit New York in just a matter of hours. 59 00:02:35,223 --> 00:02:36,290 The city... 60 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:37,358 Oh, thank God. 61 00:02:37,392 --> 00:02:38,692 Hey, mama. 62 00:02:38,727 --> 00:02:40,194 The lines were too long at the grocery store, 63 00:02:40,228 --> 00:02:42,029 - so we just went to the bodega. - Okay. 64 00:02:42,063 --> 00:02:43,330 Cool... Come in. 65 00:02:43,365 --> 00:02:45,566 We got you the batteries and duct tape, Sour Patch Kids, 66 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,668 Nutter Butters, Mrs. Fields cookies. 67 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:50,504 'Cause we all might die, so... 68 00:02:51,539 --> 00:02:54,508 And they gave us potato salad half off. 69 00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:56,410 Wow... Great... That's awesome. 70 00:02:56,444 --> 00:02:58,379 So many awesome things happening here right now. 71 00:02:58,413 --> 00:03:00,347 Like, for instance, Bevers is here. 72 00:03:00,382 --> 00:03:03,050 - And he invited his sister to stay. - Ew. 73 00:03:03,084 --> 00:03:05,319 Here... Right now. 74 00:03:05,353 --> 00:03:06,487 So... 75 00:03:06,521 --> 00:03:08,772 Yeah... I just found out that she has an 11th toe. 76 00:03:09,724 --> 00:03:10,899 Funny enough. 77 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:14,995 And she said that it's not where you would expect it to be. 78 00:03:15,030 --> 00:03:16,730 - What do you mean? - I don't know. 79 00:03:16,765 --> 00:03:18,615 'Sup, Marla Bevers. 80 00:03:19,713 --> 00:03:21,201 Do I smell potato salad? 81 00:03:21,236 --> 00:03:22,202 Just kidding. 82 00:03:22,237 --> 00:03:23,358 I know I smell potato salad. 83 00:03:23,371 --> 00:03:25,664 I think it was a gift for the host of the party. 84 00:03:26,608 --> 00:03:27,975 Isn't this so fun? 85 00:03:28,009 --> 00:03:29,576 It's like the gang's all here. 86 00:03:29,611 --> 00:03:30,678 Yeah... I was dying to see 87 00:03:30,712 --> 00:03:32,179 where my baby bro lives. 88 00:03:32,213 --> 00:03:34,315 Well, it's not his apartment. 89 00:03:34,349 --> 00:03:35,449 His girlfriend lives here, so... 90 00:03:35,483 --> 00:03:37,651 Where is your girlfriend, dude? 91 00:03:37,686 --> 00:03:40,220 - Well, she went... - Yeah, she went to her parents' house. 92 00:03:40,255 --> 00:03:41,355 In Jersey. 93 00:03:41,389 --> 00:03:42,690 To escape the storm. 94 00:03:42,724 --> 00:03:44,358 They were supposed to go... She asked him to go. 95 00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:46,393 I don't know what's going on with that. 96 00:03:46,428 --> 00:03:47,828 It's just too much presh. 97 00:03:47,862 --> 00:03:50,230 Her parents are like, too into me. 98 00:03:50,265 --> 00:03:54,101 They just think I'm really fun, but the fun's staying here! 99 00:03:54,135 --> 00:03:55,569 It's like camp right now! 100 00:03:55,603 --> 00:03:57,438 I have an idea... Drinking game. 101 00:03:57,472 --> 00:03:58,439 Yes! 102 00:03:58,473 --> 00:03:59,373 Yes! 103 00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:00,374 Mm. 104 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:02,209 - Yes! - Yes, I get the booze. 105 00:04:02,243 --> 00:04:04,411 I think that's a great idea, Ilana. 106 00:04:04,446 --> 00:04:07,014 Thank you for being here and bringing people. 107 00:04:07,048 --> 00:04:08,582 I love you too, dude. 108 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:09,750 It's like a moment. 109 00:04:09,784 --> 00:04:11,652 I feel like nobody else is here, you know? 110 00:04:16,791 --> 00:04:18,459 In case we all die, there is something 111 00:04:18,493 --> 00:04:20,177 that I must confess to you, Ilana. 112 00:04:20,795 --> 00:04:22,196 Um... 113 00:04:23,832 --> 00:04:30,037 Last summer, um, I switched our laptop chargers in the night... 114 00:04:30,071 --> 00:04:32,355 during the night, like a sneaky thief. 115 00:04:33,004 --> 00:04:34,284 And that's why yours never works. 116 00:04:34,309 --> 00:04:35,876 And I see you try and you try and you try 117 00:04:35,910 --> 00:04:37,878 and it's because it's mine. 118 00:04:37,912 --> 00:04:39,480 - Oh. - It's never gonna work, Ilana. 119 00:04:39,514 --> 00:04:40,748 I'm so sorry. 120 00:04:40,782 --> 00:04:41,982 It's not a big deal at all. 121 00:04:42,016 --> 00:04:43,784 Really? 122 00:04:43,818 --> 00:04:44,985 My God. 123 00:04:45,019 --> 00:04:46,019 You are forgiveness. 124 00:04:46,054 --> 00:04:47,020 You are. 125 00:04:47,055 --> 00:04:48,422 Wow... Whew. 126 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:49,490 Thank you everybody. 127 00:04:49,524 --> 00:04:50,657 Namaste... Gracias. 128 00:04:50,692 --> 00:04:52,059 Okay... I'll continue the game. 129 00:04:52,093 --> 00:04:52,959 Um... 130 00:04:54,028 --> 00:04:57,398 Never have I ever... read a newspaper. 131 00:04:57,432 --> 00:04:58,499 Really? 132 00:04:58,533 --> 00:05:00,567 Even homeless people read newspapers. 133 00:05:00,602 --> 00:05:02,836 Um, I'll guess I'll go. 134 00:05:02,871 --> 00:05:05,773 Never have I ever... 135 00:05:05,807 --> 00:05:07,474 never have I ever, um, 136 00:05:07,509 --> 00:05:09,510 dealt with how my parents' divorce affected my overall, 137 00:05:09,544 --> 00:05:10,936 you know, being in relationships. 138 00:05:11,946 --> 00:05:13,021 So. 139 00:05:16,117 --> 00:05:16,983 Hey. 140 00:05:19,354 --> 00:05:21,422 Yeah... I mean, it's an intense subject. 141 00:05:21,456 --> 00:05:23,157 Can I get a bite of that P-sal? 142 00:05:23,191 --> 00:05:24,312 No, I'm still working on it. 143 00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:26,160 There's a lot of... 144 00:05:26,194 --> 00:05:27,461 Bevers, calm down. 145 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:28,996 There's candles somewhere. 146 00:05:29,030 --> 00:05:30,097 My goodness. 147 00:05:30,131 --> 00:05:31,365 Relax... Breathe. 148 00:05:31,399 --> 00:05:32,533 Calm down, Bevers. 149 00:05:32,567 --> 00:05:34,868 Boonce boonce boonce boonce 150 00:05:34,903 --> 00:05:37,504 Helicopter Boonce boonce boonce boonce 151 00:05:43,411 --> 00:05:46,647 Time for a Camp Miniwakaga favorite. 152 00:05:46,681 --> 00:05:49,983 Light as a feather, stiff as a board. 153 00:05:50,018 --> 00:05:51,885 Come on, everybody try to lift me. 154 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:53,854 You can only use two fingers. 155 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:59,726 Light as a feather, stiff as a board. 156 00:05:59,761 --> 00:06:03,163 Light as a feather, stiff as a board. 157 00:06:03,198 --> 00:06:06,200 - Light as a feather, stiff as a board. - Hey. 158 00:06:06,234 --> 00:06:09,503 Light as a feather, stiff as a board. 159 00:06:09,537 --> 00:06:10,737 Light as a feather... 160 00:06:10,772 --> 00:06:11,905 You okay... What's up? 161 00:06:11,940 --> 00:06:14,749 Just a lot of people here and I spite eat. 162 00:06:15,443 --> 00:06:16,977 All of that potato salad. 163 00:06:17,011 --> 00:06:18,045 You're poop thing? 164 00:06:18,079 --> 00:06:19,379 I wouldn't call it that. 165 00:06:19,414 --> 00:06:21,048 You gotta get over it. 166 00:06:21,082 --> 00:06:22,049 You have to let it out. 167 00:06:22,083 --> 00:06:23,684 It is seriously dangerous. 168 00:06:23,718 --> 00:06:24,985 There's too many people here. 169 00:06:25,019 --> 00:06:26,487 I can't... I won't do it. 170 00:06:26,521 --> 00:06:27,855 You got two options here. 171 00:06:27,889 --> 00:06:29,156 Either I'm going to go in with you 172 00:06:29,190 --> 00:06:31,658 and do ocean noises in your ear to relax you 173 00:06:31,693 --> 00:06:33,193 or I'll distract everybody out here. 174 00:06:33,228 --> 00:06:34,194 It's up to you. 175 00:06:34,229 --> 00:06:35,696 I think we should go with the second one. 176 00:06:35,730 --> 00:06:37,397 Number two for number two. 177 00:06:37,432 --> 00:06:38,334 Nice. 178 00:06:38,967 --> 00:06:41,101 Get in there. 179 00:06:41,135 --> 00:06:42,736 Stiff as a board. 180 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:44,705 You guys... Bags! 181 00:06:44,739 --> 00:06:46,031 Throw 'em up in the air, huh? 182 00:06:47,308 --> 00:06:48,783 It's like "American Beauty." 183 00:07:05,260 --> 00:07:06,328 No, no, no. 184 00:07:06,828 --> 00:07:08,095 Move these... 185 00:07:08,129 --> 00:07:08,970 Okay. 186 00:07:10,899 --> 00:07:12,132 All right, so what is this? 187 00:07:12,166 --> 00:07:14,635 Is the... ball caught or something. 188 00:07:17,138 --> 00:07:18,272 There's no water. 189 00:07:18,306 --> 00:07:19,022 No. 190 00:07:20,942 --> 00:07:21,942 Ilana. 191 00:07:21,976 --> 00:07:23,410 Ilana. 192 00:07:23,444 --> 00:07:24,745 Hey. 193 00:07:24,779 --> 00:07:27,648 Just came by to see if anybody needed anything. 194 00:07:27,682 --> 00:07:29,349 We're having a little blackout party. 195 00:07:29,384 --> 00:07:31,184 - Come on in. - Cool. 196 00:07:38,326 --> 00:07:39,459 This is an a-ha moment. 197 00:07:39,494 --> 00:07:40,561 This is an a-ha moment. 198 00:07:40,595 --> 00:07:43,664 I can make this an a-ha moment weekend. 199 00:07:43,698 --> 00:07:44,698 (bleep) 200 00:07:52,275 --> 00:07:53,515 What? 201 00:07:59,115 --> 00:08:00,448 Let me in. 202 00:08:00,483 --> 00:08:01,916 It's just me. 203 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:05,276 Okay. 204 00:08:07,823 --> 00:08:09,057 So it's bad. 205 00:08:09,091 --> 00:08:10,792 I'm sorry this is happening to you. 206 00:08:10,826 --> 00:08:13,962 On the one night that Jeremy comes over to my apartment, 207 00:08:13,996 --> 00:08:14,963 I explode. 208 00:08:14,997 --> 00:08:16,464 Like, I mean, this is the worst. 209 00:08:16,499 --> 00:08:17,465 This is the best. 210 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:19,501 This is a sexy situation. 211 00:08:19,535 --> 00:08:21,469 It's terrifying outside. 212 00:08:21,504 --> 00:08:22,804 There's candles all lit. 213 00:08:22,838 --> 00:08:24,072 And who's your competition? 214 00:08:24,106 --> 00:08:25,774 Marla Bevers? 215 00:08:25,808 --> 00:08:28,176 Abbi, I'm going to take care of this for you. 216 00:08:28,210 --> 00:08:29,744 There's no way... 217 00:08:29,779 --> 00:08:32,981 I am a doo doo ninja. 218 00:08:33,015 --> 00:08:34,115 What does that even mean? 219 00:08:34,150 --> 00:08:36,618 You... You do... 220 00:08:36,652 --> 00:08:38,019 Do you grant me permission 221 00:08:38,054 --> 00:08:41,389 to use any means necessary to make this go away? 222 00:08:41,424 --> 00:08:42,824 Sure, fine. 223 00:08:42,858 --> 00:08:47,027 Look me in the eyes and tell me I have your permission. 224 00:08:48,164 --> 00:08:49,698 You have my permission. 225 00:08:49,732 --> 00:08:52,033 - Any means necessary? - Any means necessary. 226 00:08:52,068 --> 00:08:53,034 Great. 227 00:08:53,069 --> 00:08:54,269 Awesome... 228 00:08:54,303 --> 00:08:55,637 Now get out there, bounce some little titties 229 00:08:55,671 --> 00:08:59,274 for that hunky, quarter-Latino and whatever else he is. 230 00:08:59,308 --> 00:09:00,875 - I dunno. - Okay... Thank you. 231 00:09:00,910 --> 00:09:02,210 Hey. 232 00:09:02,244 --> 00:09:03,678 Gimme. 233 00:09:03,713 --> 00:09:05,412 Oh my God, thank you. 234 00:09:08,317 --> 00:09:09,674 Okay. 235 00:09:11,487 --> 00:09:12,687 Oh Lord. 236 00:09:17,593 --> 00:09:18,960 Hold up. 237 00:09:18,994 --> 00:09:21,529 Oh. 238 00:09:21,564 --> 00:09:23,531 Yeah! 239 00:09:23,566 --> 00:09:25,500 Hey... There you are. 240 00:09:25,534 --> 00:09:26,801 Hey, Jeremy. 241 00:09:26,836 --> 00:09:29,137 I was just, uh, in my bedroom 'cause a felf shell. 242 00:09:29,171 --> 00:09:30,238 A felf shell. 243 00:09:30,272 --> 00:09:31,539 A shelf fell. 244 00:09:31,574 --> 00:09:33,007 Off the wall... It was crazy. 245 00:09:33,042 --> 00:09:34,075 You need some help? 246 00:09:34,110 --> 00:09:35,477 I'm pretty good with the felf shells. 247 00:09:35,511 --> 00:09:36,478 No, no, no. 248 00:09:36,512 --> 00:09:37,712 We should stay out here. 249 00:09:37,747 --> 00:09:39,013 - We should definitely... - Hey, guys. 250 00:09:39,048 --> 00:09:40,715 We're putting together a talent show. 251 00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:43,084 Don't have to figure out what your talent is, Ab. 252 00:09:43,119 --> 00:09:45,418 Pretty sure it's not washing dishes. 253 00:09:46,088 --> 00:09:48,505 She's always making me wash dishes! 254 00:09:50,860 --> 00:09:53,027 Such a jokester. 255 00:09:53,062 --> 00:09:54,996 I love dishes and washing them. 256 00:09:55,030 --> 00:09:55,997 It is gone. 257 00:09:56,031 --> 00:09:57,031 The deed is done. 258 00:09:57,066 --> 00:09:59,067 - Your sh... - Iiit... 259 00:09:59,101 --> 00:10:06,875 It looks like there's a talent show 260 00:10:06,909 --> 00:10:09,110 In the living room 261 00:10:09,145 --> 00:10:13,248 I think that we should go do that now 262 00:10:15,985 --> 00:10:18,286 I'll do anything if she sings it like that. 263 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:20,255 As these wind speeds increase, it is critical 264 00:10:20,289 --> 00:10:21,656 that you stay inside. 265 00:10:21,690 --> 00:10:23,425 We've already seen reports of downed power lines 266 00:10:23,459 --> 00:10:25,260 and we're seeing heavy debris 267 00:10:25,294 --> 00:10:26,895 blowing from construction sites. 268 00:10:26,929 --> 00:10:29,063 Wind gusts are going to go a lot higher 269 00:10:29,098 --> 00:10:30,932 before this is over. 270 00:10:30,966 --> 00:10:32,534 Hello, my name is Flo. 271 00:10:32,568 --> 00:10:34,235 Everyone say, "Hello, Flo." 272 00:10:34,270 --> 00:10:36,237 Hello, Flo. 273 00:10:36,272 --> 00:10:37,639 I can do lots of dances. 274 00:10:37,673 --> 00:10:39,353 I can do the running man. 275 00:10:40,776 --> 00:10:43,445 - I can do the Roger Rabbit. - It looks real. 276 00:10:43,479 --> 00:10:46,548 I went into the park and I did some jumping jacks. 277 00:10:46,582 --> 00:10:49,884 One, two, three, four. 278 00:10:51,687 --> 00:10:54,556 We are the boys of Danny's bunk eight 279 00:10:54,590 --> 00:10:57,292 We like to eat Skittles and master the bait... 280 00:10:57,326 --> 00:10:59,894 ...Ting of hooks and archery too 281 00:10:59,929 --> 00:11:02,964 We're Counselor Danny's bunk now who are you 282 00:11:02,998 --> 00:11:05,667 I'm Matthew Bevers I'm from Terre Haute 283 00:11:05,701 --> 00:11:08,470 I like being on land I get sick on a boat 284 00:11:08,504 --> 00:11:11,339 We're Danny's boys and we love to rap 285 00:11:11,373 --> 00:11:14,576 Not just with our mouths but with our mushroom caps 286 00:11:14,610 --> 00:11:17,011 No, no! 287 00:11:17,046 --> 00:11:18,947 No, no, no, the schlong song part 288 00:11:18,981 --> 00:11:20,915 is the best part of the rap, I swear to God. 289 00:11:20,950 --> 00:11:21,983 I'll go next. 290 00:11:22,017 --> 00:11:23,485 - You sure? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 291 00:11:23,519 --> 00:11:24,819 It's all right... You can show it to me later. 292 00:11:24,854 --> 00:11:29,958 My talent is I will leg wrestle anyone in here. 293 00:11:29,992 --> 00:11:31,993 You... Cheekbones. 294 00:11:32,027 --> 00:11:33,359 Let's do this. 295 00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:36,137 Down on your butt. 296 00:11:37,366 --> 00:11:38,600 Here we go. 297 00:11:38,634 --> 00:11:39,801 Yeah, lock 'em up! 298 00:11:39,835 --> 00:11:41,369 Lock 'em up! 299 00:11:41,403 --> 00:11:42,470 Oh! 300 00:11:42,505 --> 00:11:45,640 I got a boot in my cootch and I do not care! 301 00:11:45,674 --> 00:11:46,641 What? 302 00:11:46,675 --> 00:11:47,709 What are you doing? 303 00:11:47,743 --> 00:11:49,277 You are wasting edge of death time. 304 00:11:49,311 --> 00:11:50,712 - Make a move. - What do you what me to do? 305 00:11:50,746 --> 00:11:54,649 My talent can't be to like, wash his body. 306 00:11:54,683 --> 00:11:57,819 You mean like, wash his body after sex, right? 307 00:11:57,853 --> 00:12:00,855 - I want to make sure you're optimizing your fantasies. - All right, it's the first thing I thought of. 308 00:12:00,890 --> 00:12:02,624 I know what we will do. 309 00:12:02,658 --> 00:12:04,325 I know what we will do. 310 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:07,729 You say, "Let's play Truth or Dare." 311 00:12:07,763 --> 00:12:10,698 You pick me, I say, "Dare" and then... 312 00:12:10,733 --> 00:12:11,733 Got it, got it, got it, got it. 313 00:12:11,767 --> 00:12:13,034 Say no more. 314 00:12:13,068 --> 00:12:14,204 Okay, cool. 315 00:12:15,871 --> 00:12:18,339 - 10, yes! - Whoo! 316 00:12:18,374 --> 00:12:20,308 Champion! 317 00:12:20,342 --> 00:12:22,143 Don't feel bad. 318 00:12:22,177 --> 00:12:23,534 I'm on speed. 319 00:12:24,046 --> 00:12:25,008 Yeah. 320 00:12:26,248 --> 00:12:27,649 Okay, you guys. 321 00:12:27,683 --> 00:12:28,650 Truth or Dare. 322 00:12:28,684 --> 00:12:29,651 No, come on. 323 00:12:29,685 --> 00:12:31,152 We have to finish the talent show. 324 00:12:31,186 --> 00:12:32,287 No, we don't. 325 00:12:32,321 --> 00:12:36,925 Um, hmm... Who should I... who wants to... Abbi. 326 00:12:36,959 --> 00:12:38,026 Truth or dare? 327 00:12:38,060 --> 00:12:39,227 Truth or dare? 328 00:12:39,261 --> 00:12:40,495 Truth or dare? 329 00:12:40,529 --> 00:12:42,397 You know what, I'm gonna go with dare. 330 00:12:42,431 --> 00:12:43,431 Okay. 331 00:12:43,465 --> 00:12:46,601 I dare you to suck Jeremy's (bleep). 332 00:12:48,270 --> 00:12:49,804 Um, that's a wrap on Truth or Dare. 333 00:12:53,976 --> 00:12:55,858 Oh my God. 334 00:12:56,879 --> 00:12:58,880 Oh, this is an amazing use of space. 335 00:12:58,914 --> 00:13:01,883 See, this is next level feng shui. 336 00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:04,285 That pasty ass. 337 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,647 He lives here for free. 338 00:13:06,255 --> 00:13:07,463 Whoa. 339 00:13:08,123 --> 00:13:09,357 That's Abbi's roommate? 340 00:13:09,391 --> 00:13:10,358 Yeah. 341 00:13:10,392 --> 00:13:11,926 She is so hot, it's bizarre. 342 00:13:11,961 --> 00:13:13,528 Look at her body... So tight. 343 00:13:13,562 --> 00:13:16,254 Next to him, it's just like, "You suck, dude." 344 00:13:16,966 --> 00:13:19,048 Fully stocked mini fridge. 345 00:13:20,803 --> 00:13:22,804 Should I put my Lincoln Log on one of these cans? 346 00:13:22,838 --> 00:13:24,906 That is so sweet. 347 00:13:24,940 --> 00:13:26,708 Abbi would love it. 348 00:13:26,742 --> 00:13:29,517 Guys, there's something that I want to get off my chest. 349 00:13:30,079 --> 00:13:32,180 In case, you know, we die today. 350 00:13:35,618 --> 00:13:36,918 It's okay. 351 00:13:40,456 --> 00:13:43,124 I once ate a corn on the cob... 352 00:13:43,158 --> 00:13:44,926 including the cob. 353 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,595 I can't really... I don't see anything wrong with that. 354 00:13:47,630 --> 00:13:48,730 It's okay. 355 00:13:48,764 --> 00:13:50,131 I'm sure it's good for you in some ways. 356 00:13:50,165 --> 00:13:52,233 - Yeah. - I mean, it's roughage, right? 357 00:13:52,267 --> 00:13:53,735 I do it every time. 358 00:13:53,769 --> 00:13:55,460 I'm sorry, do you guys smell something? 359 00:13:57,206 --> 00:13:58,506 No. 360 00:13:58,540 --> 00:14:00,008 Smell a little like dookie, no? 361 00:14:00,042 --> 00:14:01,643 Can you grab me some more wine just to top it off? 362 00:14:01,677 --> 00:14:05,079 - It's getting flat. - Sure. 363 00:14:05,114 --> 00:14:06,681 Jaime, it's you. 364 00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:08,082 You smell terrible. 365 00:14:08,117 --> 00:14:09,250 I smelled it all night. 366 00:14:09,284 --> 00:14:10,318 I'm sorry. 367 00:14:10,352 --> 00:14:11,632 I think you stepped in something. 368 00:14:11,654 --> 00:14:12,987 I'm so sorry. 369 00:14:13,022 --> 00:14:16,324 I think that we can all agree that there's no smell. 370 00:14:16,358 --> 00:14:17,625 It's the storm, I think. 371 00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:18,608 Yep. 372 00:14:22,798 --> 00:14:25,133 Sweet dreams on my ass, Bevers! 373 00:14:27,469 --> 00:14:29,261 Yes... Got it! 374 00:14:31,407 --> 00:14:32,940 W-w-wait, wait, wait. 375 00:14:32,975 --> 00:14:34,123 Ew. 376 00:14:38,247 --> 00:14:39,847 It's tea time, bitch. 377 00:14:39,882 --> 00:14:41,349 Oh, governor! 378 00:14:41,383 --> 00:14:43,351 I have a hole in my weenus! 379 00:14:46,355 --> 00:14:47,622 Have you been to Africa? 380 00:14:47,656 --> 00:14:48,790 - No. - Oh, you gotta go. 381 00:14:48,824 --> 00:14:50,058 I would love to go. 382 00:14:50,092 --> 00:14:53,027 Yeah, I learned to cook meat just out in the wilderness. 383 00:14:53,062 --> 00:14:55,296 Yeah, you, you cook a lot, right? 384 00:14:55,330 --> 00:14:57,565 Every time I'm outside your door, it smells so good. 385 00:14:57,599 --> 00:14:59,999 - It smells like garlic or... - You're smelling my apartment? 386 00:15:00,002 --> 00:15:03,671 Walking to places that I go. 387 00:15:03,706 --> 00:15:05,907 I go to a lot of spots. 388 00:15:05,941 --> 00:15:08,142 To answer your question, I love to cook. 389 00:15:08,177 --> 00:15:09,177 Me too. 390 00:15:09,211 --> 00:15:11,546 I think cooking is just a wonderful thing. 391 00:15:11,580 --> 00:15:16,250 It's like, spices all over stuff and mixed in. 392 00:15:16,285 --> 00:15:17,752 What do you like to make? 393 00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:20,054 Egg, mostly. 394 00:15:22,357 --> 00:15:24,048 What the hell! 395 00:15:24,593 --> 00:15:26,634 Who (bleep) in my shoe? 396 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:32,301 Mother(bleep)! 397 00:15:32,335 --> 00:15:34,336 So which one of you maggots did it? 398 00:15:34,371 --> 00:15:35,638 Okay, um, I'm going to go. 399 00:15:35,672 --> 00:15:36,839 I live right next door, so... 400 00:15:36,873 --> 00:15:39,775 No one's going anywhere until I find out 401 00:15:39,810 --> 00:15:44,313 who took a (bleep) in my Shapely! 402 00:15:44,347 --> 00:15:47,316 Was it you, Dimples? 403 00:15:47,350 --> 00:15:48,517 No, no. 404 00:15:48,552 --> 00:15:50,186 I'm on a low-fiber diet. 405 00:15:50,220 --> 00:15:51,454 I go like, twice a week, tops. 406 00:15:51,488 --> 00:15:52,688 I promise. 407 00:15:52,722 --> 00:15:53,956 You know, it could have been anyone, actually, 408 00:15:53,990 --> 00:15:55,524 'cause in hurricanes, people are coming and going 409 00:15:55,559 --> 00:15:57,860 and there's a lot of stuff happening. 410 00:16:00,497 --> 00:16:03,532 Matty, come on, huh? 411 00:16:03,567 --> 00:16:04,733 Camp was rough. 412 00:16:04,768 --> 00:16:07,703 Tonight brought up a lot of bad memories. 413 00:16:07,737 --> 00:16:10,039 You took a dump in my size 11s. 414 00:16:10,073 --> 00:16:11,574 Just say so. 415 00:16:11,608 --> 00:16:12,842 No, it wasn't me. 416 00:16:12,876 --> 00:16:14,677 It wasn't me at camp either. 417 00:16:14,711 --> 00:16:15,811 Camp was the best. 418 00:16:15,846 --> 00:16:17,480 I had the best time. 419 00:16:17,514 --> 00:16:20,049 Danny was the coolest counselor ever. 420 00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:23,853 Only me and Greg Shapiro could blow ourselves. 421 00:16:23,887 --> 00:16:26,489 I was always the fastest at it. 422 00:16:26,523 --> 00:16:27,737 Always! 423 00:16:28,391 --> 00:16:29,658 What? 424 00:16:29,693 --> 00:16:30,740 No. 425 00:16:31,761 --> 00:16:33,496 No... Oh. 426 00:16:33,530 --> 00:16:35,431 No, no, you got it wrong. 427 00:16:35,465 --> 00:16:37,333 It wasn't like that! 428 00:16:37,367 --> 00:16:41,837 I would blow myself and Greg would blow himself separate, 429 00:16:41,872 --> 00:16:43,005 across the room. 430 00:16:43,039 --> 00:16:44,507 There's a video of it! 431 00:16:44,541 --> 00:16:45,608 There's a... 432 00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:55,074 Are you the secret dumper, brown eyes? 433 00:16:56,052 --> 00:16:57,686 Oh my God. 434 00:16:57,721 --> 00:16:59,788 Marla, I know... It was Brody. 435 00:16:59,823 --> 00:17:00,789 Come on, Brody! 436 00:17:00,824 --> 00:17:01,924 Come on out here, boy. 437 00:17:01,958 --> 00:17:03,192 Come on out! 438 00:17:03,226 --> 00:17:04,426 Brody's my dog. 439 00:17:04,461 --> 00:17:05,928 And that explains it. 440 00:17:05,962 --> 00:17:07,029 Sorry, guys. 441 00:17:07,063 --> 00:17:08,697 Oh, I feel like a crazy methhead right now. 442 00:17:08,732 --> 00:17:09,765 It's okay... It's fine, it's fine. 443 00:17:09,799 --> 00:17:12,067 Except for one thing! 444 00:17:12,102 --> 00:17:18,307 If you had a dog, I'd be dead because I'm allergic, bitch! 445 00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:23,479 So Abbi, why'd you (bleep) in my Shapelys? 446 00:17:23,513 --> 00:17:26,582 And tell it to the toe! 447 00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:31,887 Fine! 448 00:17:31,922 --> 00:17:33,722 God, it was me! 449 00:17:33,757 --> 00:17:35,257 I didn't (bleep) in your Shapely though. 450 00:17:35,292 --> 00:17:36,392 I wouldn't do that. 451 00:17:36,426 --> 00:17:38,494 I (bleep) in the toilet, but there's no water 452 00:17:38,528 --> 00:17:39,795 and I couldn't flush it. 453 00:17:39,829 --> 00:17:41,263 Ilana said that she would take care of it. 454 00:17:41,298 --> 00:17:45,856 I did not think that that meant she would put it in your shoe. 455 00:17:46,336 --> 00:17:47,303 God. 456 00:17:47,337 --> 00:17:48,317 I'm sorry. 457 00:17:49,205 --> 00:17:50,111 I'm sorry. 458 00:17:50,807 --> 00:17:53,309 Okay, uh, this was so fun. 459 00:17:53,343 --> 00:17:55,116 I'm gonna go. 460 00:17:55,645 --> 00:17:57,012 Glad I kept my shoes on. 461 00:17:57,047 --> 00:17:59,982 I will see you... when I see you. 462 00:18:00,016 --> 00:18:01,483 I feel like I can explain it better. 463 00:18:01,651 --> 00:18:02,585 In the hall. 464 00:18:02,752 --> 00:18:04,500 Okay. 465 00:18:09,225 --> 00:18:10,626 Oh, hey, Ilana. 466 00:18:10,694 --> 00:18:12,828 Crazy things happening right now. 467 00:18:12,996 --> 00:18:15,598 When you said you were a ninja, I didn't know that that meant 468 00:18:15,632 --> 00:18:17,866 you were just gonna put it in a shoe. 469 00:18:17,901 --> 00:18:19,001 What? 470 00:18:19,035 --> 00:18:20,169 I didn't put it in a shoe. 471 00:18:20,203 --> 00:18:22,004 There's (bleep) in this shoe, is there not? 472 00:18:22,038 --> 00:18:25,474 Thank you so much for covering for me. 473 00:18:25,508 --> 00:18:26,508 You're the best. 474 00:18:26,543 --> 00:18:28,143 You (bleep) in your sister's Shapely. 475 00:18:28,178 --> 00:18:29,712 Just trying to say thank you. 476 00:18:29,746 --> 00:18:32,214 I'm really glad that Jeremy thinks it was you and not me, 477 00:18:32,248 --> 00:18:35,050 'cause I think I might be developing a man crush on him. 478 00:18:35,085 --> 00:18:36,452 He's pretty cool. 479 00:18:36,486 --> 00:18:38,454 Let me take that. 480 00:18:38,488 --> 00:18:41,156 You don't have to worry about this again. 481 00:18:42,325 --> 00:18:43,292 I get it. 482 00:18:43,326 --> 00:18:44,560 Jeremy has amazing teeth. 483 00:18:44,594 --> 00:18:47,196 Yeah... Jeremy's pretty amazing. 484 00:18:47,230 --> 00:18:48,897 Do you mind if I talk to Lincoln for a second? 485 00:18:48,932 --> 00:18:49,898 Sure. 486 00:18:51,501 --> 00:18:55,838 Hi, Lincoln, um, before we die, which might be tonight, 487 00:18:55,872 --> 00:18:57,673 there is something that I have to say to you 488 00:18:57,707 --> 00:18:59,408 and it's very hard for me to say. 489 00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:01,076 Listen, we've known each other for a while, 490 00:19:01,111 --> 00:19:02,411 so you can say anything to me. 491 00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:04,346 What's up? 492 00:19:04,381 --> 00:19:05,848 Okay, Jaime say it, okay? 493 00:19:05,882 --> 00:19:07,516 Um... 494 00:19:07,550 --> 00:19:09,818 When I was a little boy, I had a pet turtle. 495 00:19:09,853 --> 00:19:11,020 His name was Franklin. 496 00:19:11,054 --> 00:19:15,524 Privately, though, his name was the N-word. 497 00:19:15,558 --> 00:19:18,193 I would say, "Come here, (bleep). 498 00:19:18,228 --> 00:19:19,695 I love you, (bleep)." 499 00:19:19,729 --> 00:19:21,830 I'm so sorry. 500 00:19:33,444 --> 00:19:35,711 Get out there and bounce them little titties 501 00:19:35,746 --> 00:19:37,814 for that hunky, quarter-Latino. 502 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:38,822 - Thank you. - Hey. 503 00:19:39,550 --> 00:19:40,554 Gimme. 504 00:19:41,085 --> 00:19:42,556 Oh my God, thank you. 505 00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:48,758 Hold up! 506 00:19:48,792 --> 00:19:50,993 Oh! 507 00:19:51,028 --> 00:19:53,262 Yeah! 508 00:19:58,068 --> 00:20:01,437 We're just putting together a talent show. 509 00:20:07,478 --> 00:20:08,878 Do it again 510 00:20:20,090 --> 00:20:22,725 It's all in good fun. 511 00:20:26,263 --> 00:20:27,230 It is gone. 512 00:20:27,264 --> 00:20:28,297 The deed is done. 513 00:20:28,332 --> 00:20:30,633 - Your sh... - Iiit... 514 00:20:30,667 --> 00:20:38,241 It looks like there's a talent show 515 00:20:38,275 --> 00:20:40,576 In the living room 516 00:20:40,611 --> 00:20:44,814 I think that we should go do that now 517 00:20:47,518 --> 00:20:48,651 Ooh. 518 00:20:49,820 --> 00:20:50,698 Oh! 519 00:20:51,288 --> 00:20:52,376 Oh! 520 00:20:53,857 --> 00:20:54,920 Oh! 521 00:20:56,627 --> 00:20:58,090 Ah. 522 00:20:58,495 --> 00:20:59,550 Oh. 523 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:04,150 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34549

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