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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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Well, there's
42 minutes of my life
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I'll never have back.
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Just when I think
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Feeny's class can't
get any more boring,
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feudalism.
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I'm beyond bored.
I'm angry.
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Feudalism?
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Uh-huh.
It's okay.
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(INAUDIBLE)
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Have a nice weekend,
Topanga.
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You, too, Cory.
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Shawn, did you hear how
she said, "You, too, Cory"?
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I mean, there was
coldness there.
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There was not.
Nonsense!
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I could practically
see her breath.
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Shawn, why isn't she
suffering as much as I am?
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Cory, she's suffering.
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She's just doing it
with something
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you know nothing about.
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Feudalism?
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No. Dignity.
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Topanga's handling this
breakup with dignity.
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While you, Norton,
are a train wreck.
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I'm dignified.
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You burst into tears
every three, two, one...
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Stop exaggerating!
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(SNIFFLING)
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Cory! Who carries
these things around?
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What did you do?
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Dig up your grandfather
and pick his pocket?
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It's Grandpa Poppy.
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He always had
seeds in his teeth.
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And that's why
we called him Poppy.
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Ugh! You're depressing.
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You're depressing
to be around.
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That's why
you're not invited
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to Kimberly Sussman's
party tonight.
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Wait a minute,
wait a minute.
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Kimberly Sussman's
having a party tonight?
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Yeah. To celebrate
her new nose.
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Like, the whole world's going.
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I'm sure if I wasn't
invited, Shawn,
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it's probably due to
some tremendous oversight.
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Does, "7:30 sharp.
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"And whatever you do,
don't tell Cory,"
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sound like
an oversight?
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The word's out
on you, man.
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Nobody wants to be
around Cory, the downer.
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Three, two, one...
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Including you?
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I'm getting there.
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Shawn, listen, you think
I like myself like this.
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I don't.
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Okay, I don't
blame everyone
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for not wanting to
be around me.
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I don't want to be
around me either.
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I'm done with me.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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So, now that you're
going out with Shawn,
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does this mean that I can't
dance with him tonight?
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You can dance with him
all you want, Kimberly,
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but he'll be
going home with me.
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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What are you doing here?
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I'm crashing.
Crashing the party.
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Get out!
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Say that again?
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Get out!
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You know who you
look like, don't you?
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Bridget Fonda.
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Get out.
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No, I'm serious.
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I mean, your old nose, it
was fine, but now it's...
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La Femme Nikita, baby.
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Look, as long as you're
here, why don't you stay?
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I think Topanga's coming.
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Who?
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I'm sorry, but right now
I can't see anybody
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past Kimberly Sussman Fonda.
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Cory.
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So they got Hunter kidnapped
and handcuffed to a pole,
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and I have to step in
and save Shawn's butt
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because I have
a way with women,
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as you can probably
tell by the fact that
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I've never been more
available in my life.
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Tickets go on sale
at the box office.
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(ALL LAUGH)
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Okay, who are you? And what have
you done with Cory the mope?
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Shawnie, it's me.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, Cory's
got that groove thing going.
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Cory.
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Hey.
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The ex-other-half-
of-my-heart-and-soul.
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How's the family?
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Good. Cory...
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You look really...
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Uh, not very cool.
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Thanks. That's what
I'm going for.
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See, they told me to relax
and have a good time,
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that's what
I'm trying to do.
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Okay, well, I'm not
gonna stay very long.
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Stay as long
as you like.
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Mmm-hmm. He's been like
this since he got here.
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I've got to say, he's
the life of the party.
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So, are you and Cory
officially broken up?
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Because I think
he's really cute.
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Cory's free to do whatever he wants.
So are you.
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Angela,
I'll talk to you later.
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Sounds like a yes
to me.
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You make one move
on my best friend's man,
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and that new nose is gonna
look like your old nose. Okay?
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Hey! I didn't know
you were gonna be here.
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But since you're the most
exciting person here,
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I propose a toast.
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To us.
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(KNOCK AT DOOR)
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SHAWN: Cory, open up!
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It's Shawn,
my sidekick.
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Hello.
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You've been in here for,
like, an hour and a half.
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Are they asking for me?
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Topanga left.
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She did?
That's too bad.
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I was gonna
dance with her.
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Is that yours?
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This was given to me when I
stole it from my father.
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You want?
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Wait a minute.
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Cory is the one
holding the bottle.
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What's wrong
with this picture?
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Because you said that no one wants
to be around Cory the downer,
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so now I'm not
Cory the downer.
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You want a drink?
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I told you to have fun, not
put away a pint of whiskey.
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I am having a good time, and I
want you to have a good time, too.
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So drink.
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I don't need that.
What's it taste like?
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It's the foulest tasting
stuff I've ever had. Here.
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(SNIFFS)
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Ugh!
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Why would I
want to do this?
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'Cause your goody-goody
friend Cory did it,
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and you will not be able to live
with yourself unless you do it, too.
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I'm not falling for that
peer-pressure crap.
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Oh! Yikes!
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(LAUGHS)
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I know, and yet, such a small price
to pay for its magical powers.
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Ah!
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Ugh!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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You know, I just
can't understand why
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they don't sell this stuff to kids.
I mean...
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This will
forever be remembered
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as the night we peed
on a police car.
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Pretty unbelievable, huh?
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You know, Shawn,
normally I can't go
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when another guy's
standing right next to me.
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What a perfect target.
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I mean, I bet you that's why they
put those numbers on the roof.
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I can't think of
any other reason.
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Well, here is to squad car
72, wherever you are.
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Oh, no, no, no.
No. No. No.
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You ain't gonna
finish that.
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Ah!
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Well, the party is over.
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(BOTTLE SHATTERING)
Gravity.
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Hey. Hey.
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I was gonna put flowers in
that and present to Armanga
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as a token
of my steam.
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Wait a minute, Cory.
What?
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You just
called her Armanga.
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No, not our Manga.
My Manga.
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(LAUGHING)
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No luck, huh?
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Those things never pay off.
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So why do you play?
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I like losing.
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CORY:
Well, hey, hey, hey.
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How'd you like a chance
to lose five more times?
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Wait, five lottery tickets is
only five bucks. That's a $10.
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You buy yourself
five lottery tickets,
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and you buy us a six-pack
with the change.
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No, if I buy beer for a
minor, I can get arrested.
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You a cop?
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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Do we look like cops?
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Do I?
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You know what, Shawnie?
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I always thought that
Topanga was the one person
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I could never
live without.
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But she's gone, and you're
here, and I'm alive.
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So it must be you.
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I'd take a bullet
for you.
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Shawnie, I love you.
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Yeah. I love you, too, Cory.
And I'm not ashamed.
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Now I'm ashamed.
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It's okay. It's okay. My brother's
also chosen an alternative lifestyle.
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Let's keep in touch.
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You know what I
can't get over?
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When I left the house, I
was almost half-crocked,
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and my dad didn't
notice a thing.
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That's what happens when
you get up there in years.
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You know, you start
to lose your edge.
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Okay, wait, wait.
This is a toast.
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To the best friend in the whole
world on the best night ever.
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(POLICE SIREN WAILS)
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Oh, no.
It's Sipowicz.
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Stand very still, and we
won't get in trouble.
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Why does that number
look so familiar?
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Sit down.
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So, how's it feel to put
one over on your parents?
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You feel good?
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No.
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I cannot believe that my kid stole
liquor from my cabinet, like...
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Well, like
somebody else's kid!
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Have they been
charged with anything?
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Are they gonna
have a record?
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No, the charges
were dropped,
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because they are juveniles and
there was no prior arrest.
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Cory, this isn't you.
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No, of course it isn't! Somebody
influenced him, didn't someone?
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Alan.
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No, Dad, okay?
You're completely wrong.
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I did this
completely on my own.
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Come on.
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You're covering up for
Shawn, like you always do.
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No. I'm not.
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In fact, I'm the one
who got him to drink.
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No. No, no, no.
Stop protecting me, Cory.
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Yeah, you know how lousy
he's been feeling.
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Well, he wanted to feel good.
And I showed him how.
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Shawn, what are you doing?
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I am sick and tired
of overlooking
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the influence
you have on my kid.
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Alan, that's enough.
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Come into the other room.
I want to talk to you.
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That's probably
a good idea.
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Listen, Shawn, why are you
taking the rap for me?
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Because your
dad's right, Cory.
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All my life
you've had my back.
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Just let me take the
heat this time.
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But I'm the one
who got us into trouble.
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I'm not in any trouble.
You are.
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People expect this from me.
I'm the screw-up.
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You're Mr. Teenage America.
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Especially in the eyes
of your parents.
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They've got you
on this pedestal.
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I'm not going to
let you fall off.
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Okay.
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This is what
we think.
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First, we feel that you
two need some time apart.
254
00:11:34,159 --> 00:11:36,160
Now, this doesn't mean that
the friendship is over.
255
00:11:36,228 --> 00:11:37,561
No. No!
256
00:11:37,629 --> 00:11:41,398
Forget it, Dad, okay? Forget it.
I'm not doing that.
257
00:11:41,466 --> 00:11:43,167
I'm not giving you
the choice.
258
00:11:43,234 --> 00:11:45,569
Cory, you were
drinking tonight.
259
00:11:45,637 --> 00:11:47,972
I don't care, Mom!
Dad drinks.
260
00:11:48,006 --> 00:11:50,040
I am slightly over 21.
261
00:11:50,108 --> 00:11:52,109
And when I do drink,
I drink responsibly.
262
00:11:52,177 --> 00:11:54,144
And when you are ready
to do what I do,
263
00:11:54,212 --> 00:11:57,581
then you can get out of
this house and get a job!
264
00:11:57,716 --> 00:12:00,017
What if Kimberly's party wasn't
within walking distance?
265
00:12:00,085 --> 00:12:01,452
Would you have driven?
266
00:12:01,519 --> 00:12:04,321
I wouldn't drink and drive.
I'm not a moron.
267
00:12:04,389 --> 00:12:06,423
You peed on a cop car.
268
00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:09,160
How smart is that?
269
00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:12,730
Look, I appreciate
the lecture,
270
00:12:12,797 --> 00:12:15,499
and thanks for coming to
the station to pick me up,
271
00:12:15,567 --> 00:12:17,468
but you're not
my parents.
272
00:12:18,803 --> 00:12:20,238
And, yeah, I'll just
stay away from Cory
273
00:12:20,305 --> 00:12:22,072
if that's what's gonna put
everything back to normal.
274
00:12:22,140 --> 00:12:24,242
Normal. You know...
275
00:12:25,677 --> 00:12:26,978
I just broke up
with someone
276
00:12:27,045 --> 00:12:29,446
that I've spent
my entire life with.
277
00:12:30,448 --> 00:12:32,216
I don't have
a heart anymore.
278
00:12:33,652 --> 00:12:35,119
I've lost my life.
279
00:12:37,689 --> 00:12:40,792
So I went up to
your liquor cabinet
280
00:12:40,859 --> 00:12:42,794
and I took
a bottle of whiskey,
281
00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:46,864
and I made Shawn drink,
282
00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:51,468
because I didn't
want to be alone.
283
00:12:57,542 --> 00:12:58,675
Shawn...
284
00:12:58,743 --> 00:12:59,777
Forget it.
285
00:13:00,311 --> 00:13:02,813
No.
286
00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:06,984
I was worried about my kid, and I said
some things that I shouldn't have.
287
00:13:07,919 --> 00:13:09,186
That's okay.
288
00:13:09,254 --> 00:13:10,421
It is not okay.
289
00:13:12,324 --> 00:13:13,757
And I apologize.
290
00:13:24,902 --> 00:13:26,470
No more drinking?
291
00:13:26,538 --> 00:13:29,039
Yeah.
No more drinking.
292
00:13:35,179 --> 00:13:37,347
Topanga, listen.
About Friday night...
293
00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:38,749
Cory, you don't need
to apologize to me.
294
00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:41,318
No, there was a reason
I was acting so strange.
295
00:13:41,386 --> 00:13:42,253
I don't really care.
296
00:13:43,288 --> 00:13:44,722
You don't?
No.
297
00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:47,058
Okay.
298
00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:48,692
It's okay with you
that I don't care?
299
00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:49,793
No!
300
00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:53,630
Class, as we continue
our study of feudalism,
301
00:13:53,698 --> 00:13:55,132
I would like to
focus today
302
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,567
on the life
of the serf.
303
00:13:57,702 --> 00:13:59,403
Mr. Hunter?
I don't wanna.
304
00:14:00,338 --> 00:14:02,506
You don't want to what?
305
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:05,076
Boring.
It's boring!
306
00:14:05,143 --> 00:14:07,211
That's why the whole feudalism
thing didn't work out.
307
00:14:07,279 --> 00:14:09,280
They got bored out of
their freaking minds!
308
00:14:11,316 --> 00:14:12,783
What?
It's too far.
309
00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:15,519
No, you know, just once, I
would like to learn something
310
00:14:15,587 --> 00:14:18,589
somewhat relevant
to our lives.
311
00:14:18,656 --> 00:14:21,425
Shawn, shut up.
I say this with love.
312
00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:23,928
What's the matter
with you?
313
00:14:23,995 --> 00:14:25,529
Nothing.
314
00:14:25,597 --> 00:14:28,032
Now, why don't you stop being
so crazy and sit on Cory's lap?
315
00:14:28,099 --> 00:14:31,936
Mr. Hunter, we will discuss your
outburst at the end of the class.
316
00:14:32,003 --> 00:14:34,638
Cool, so let
the boredom begin.
317
00:14:34,706 --> 00:14:36,140
(TOOTING MOCKINGLY)
318
00:14:36,207 --> 00:14:39,176
Mr. Hunter, please leave.
319
00:14:39,243 --> 00:14:43,147
Okay. But only because
you asked me so nicely.
320
00:14:47,852 --> 00:14:49,353
Listen, Mr. Feeny, can I...
321
00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:50,221
Go, go.
322
00:15:03,001 --> 00:15:04,735
Are you kidding me?
323
00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:06,470
I'm sorry,
did you want one?
324
00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:10,508
You get kicked out of class,
you fight me all the way home,
325
00:15:10,575 --> 00:15:14,145
you puke on my shoes, and you
still want another beer?
326
00:15:14,212 --> 00:15:16,147
Why don't you go home,
Cory the monitor?
327
00:15:16,214 --> 00:15:17,414
You know what, I...
328
00:15:17,482 --> 00:15:19,816
I could've sworn we
agreed to stop drinking.
329
00:15:19,884 --> 00:15:22,219
(LAUGHS) Yeah, well,
I've been drinking all week,
330
00:15:22,287 --> 00:15:24,020
and you haven't
noticed a thing.
331
00:15:25,623 --> 00:15:27,491
You've been
drinking all week?
332
00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:29,860
Yeah. See, I'm doing
this for you.
333
00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:33,297
You're worried about me, you
stop thinking about Topanga.
334
00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:35,966
By the way, you know, she's getting
out of school right about now.
335
00:15:36,034 --> 00:15:38,535
Why don't you go across the
street from her and cry?
336
00:15:38,603 --> 00:15:39,470
What?
337
00:15:43,741 --> 00:15:44,874
What are you doing?
338
00:15:46,110 --> 00:15:47,277
It's a beer!
339
00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:49,046
What's the
big deal here?
340
00:15:51,315 --> 00:15:52,850
We got drunk at a party
the other night.
341
00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:54,952
I think he might've liked
it a little too much.
342
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,753
Yeah, well, a beer's
a big deal for us.
343
00:15:56,921 --> 00:15:59,657
Goody, goody. Now I get the
lecture from the big brother,
344
00:15:59,724 --> 00:16:02,092
who I've known
all of six months.
345
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,727
You don't have a clue, do you?
About what?
346
00:16:03,794 --> 00:16:05,262
About Dad!
Yeah.
347
00:16:05,330 --> 00:16:07,397
Yeah, Dad used to drink,
and then he stopped. Next?
348
00:16:07,465 --> 00:16:09,132
You know why
he stopped drinking?
349
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,602
Because he
ran out of money?
350
00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:13,003
You know why
my mom left him?
351
00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:15,673
'Cause she went for
a guy with more money?
352
00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:18,909
She left him because he was
an abusive, ugly drunk.
353
00:16:18,977 --> 00:16:20,377
Don't you ever
talk about my dad...
354
00:16:20,445 --> 00:16:22,946
Shawn! Shawn! Stop!
355
00:16:24,315 --> 00:16:26,416
He's my father,
too, man!
356
00:16:26,551 --> 00:16:28,919
Alcoholism is in our family,
and you shouldn't drink!
357
00:16:29,687 --> 00:16:31,522
Shawn?
358
00:16:31,589 --> 00:16:34,025
After the other night, Shawn, I
feel like I can never drink again.
359
00:16:34,592 --> 00:16:36,060
You were drinking?
360
00:16:36,127 --> 00:16:38,863
Yeah. What do you
figure that was about?
361
00:16:38,930 --> 00:16:40,164
I wonder!
362
00:16:40,298 --> 00:16:43,100
You know what, Shawn?
Shut up. Okay?
363
00:16:43,167 --> 00:16:46,003
We agreed to stop drinking.
I have.
364
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:48,371
You obviously haven't.
365
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:51,809
What do you think that's about?
I wonder.
366
00:16:51,876 --> 00:16:54,512
And, by the way, I happen to
have been an adorable drunk.
367
00:16:54,579 --> 00:16:56,113
You should have
seen me.
368
00:16:58,683 --> 00:17:02,520
I did. You weren't.
And this isn't about us.
369
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:06,257
Shawn, it's okay. Look, we
can talk about anything.
370
00:17:06,324 --> 00:17:09,093
If there's a problem, we
can figure out what to do.
371
00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:11,562
(LAUGHING)
372
00:17:11,629 --> 00:17:14,465
Nobody's listening
to me. Okay.
373
00:17:14,532 --> 00:17:17,801
I drink this stuff
because I like it.
374
00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:21,237
It makes me feel good.
375
00:17:21,305 --> 00:17:24,842
Hello! Hello!
Is this thing on?
376
00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:28,045
I have no problem.
377
00:17:31,082 --> 00:17:34,618
Okay. Maybe we don't have to talk
about this in front of everybody.
378
00:17:34,685 --> 00:17:35,852
Let's just go out
into the hall...
379
00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:37,187
Don't!
380
00:17:41,192 --> 00:17:42,760
I don't like
that you drink.
381
00:17:44,362 --> 00:17:45,763
Call me when you don't.
382
00:17:48,599 --> 00:17:50,100
(DOOR CLOSES)
383
00:17:52,603 --> 00:17:54,104
(DOOR OPENING)
384
00:17:55,139 --> 00:17:56,606
(DOOR CLOSES)
385
00:17:58,676 --> 00:18:00,110
How did that
just happen?
386
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,525
Hi. I, um...
387
00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:18,128
I just wanted to
let you know that
388
00:18:18,196 --> 00:18:21,699
you don't have to worry about
me having a drink anymore.
389
00:18:21,766 --> 00:18:23,500
But if you want me
to stay away from Cory
390
00:18:23,568 --> 00:18:26,403
because of all the other
idiot stuff I do,
391
00:18:26,470 --> 00:18:27,671
I understand.
392
00:18:30,909 --> 00:18:31,976
Come on in.
393
00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:35,712
You know,
394
00:18:37,615 --> 00:18:40,851
I wouldn't want two
friends to be kept apart.
395
00:18:40,919 --> 00:18:44,120
When I said that, I was under
the influence of alcohol.
396
00:18:45,122 --> 00:18:46,657
You were drunk, too?
397
00:18:46,725 --> 00:18:48,758
No, you were.
398
00:18:48,826 --> 00:18:52,362
And so was Cory, and I didn't
like seeing you that way.
399
00:18:52,497 --> 00:18:55,132
Yeah. That seems to be
the general consensus.
400
00:18:56,434 --> 00:18:58,201
So...
401
00:18:58,269 --> 00:19:00,270
When can Cory
come out and play?
402
00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:02,973
Can I, Dad? Huh? Huh? Can I?
403
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:04,341
What month is it?
404
00:19:04,408 --> 00:19:05,676
It's still March.
405
00:19:07,011 --> 00:19:09,112
Sorry, Shawn.
406
00:19:09,180 --> 00:19:11,615
Maybe next time, you won't
be so easily influenced
407
00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:13,684
by your rotten friends!
408
00:19:16,387 --> 00:19:20,858
Yeah, well, he's the
only one I got.
409
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,426
Angela hasn't
called back yet?
410
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:25,196
No. She won't
return my messages.
411
00:19:25,263 --> 00:19:27,431
I picked a fine time
to quit drinking.
412
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:32,168
Yeah, I've got a lot
of apologizing to do.
413
00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:37,841
An apple?
Are you kidding me?
414
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:41,211
What I did in class yesterday
was so out of line.
415
00:19:41,279 --> 00:19:44,181
If you won't
accept my apology,
416
00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:46,483
then I want you
to have this $12.
417
00:19:48,519 --> 00:19:51,288
The only thing of value
for me, Mr. Hunter,
418
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,390
would be to know
that you're all right.
419
00:19:53,457 --> 00:19:55,425
Are you all right?
420
00:19:55,493 --> 00:19:58,161
Yeah. Yeah,
I'm all right.
421
00:19:58,229 --> 00:20:00,897
My brother and I, decided
to talk to this guy
422
00:20:00,965 --> 00:20:02,666
who's gonna help us understand
how to deal with this.
423
00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:04,768
Good for you, Shawn. That's
the right thing to do.
424
00:20:07,305 --> 00:20:08,371
Topanga...
425
00:20:08,439 --> 00:20:09,907
I know you're sorry.
426
00:20:09,974 --> 00:20:11,975
I got the card and
the fruit basket.
427
00:20:12,043 --> 00:20:14,278
It was missing an apple,
by the way.
428
00:20:14,345 --> 00:20:16,045
Right. Here.
429
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,953
How you doing?
Hey.
430
00:20:23,020 --> 00:20:24,488
Wanna hang out
two weeks from Thursday?
431
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:25,822
I'll be there.
432
00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:30,193
Good morning, Topanga.
I still love you.
433
00:20:30,261 --> 00:20:31,862
We can't start off
the day like that, Cory.
434
00:20:31,929 --> 00:20:32,996
I don't care
what you think.
435
00:20:33,063 --> 00:20:34,431
Fine.
Fine!
436
00:20:37,335 --> 00:20:38,469
Hi.
Hi.
437
00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:43,073
I don't like me
when I drink, either.
438
00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:46,076
Good. Because I sure
like you when you don't.
439
00:20:46,126 --> 00:20:50,676
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