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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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Shawn and Angela
are so cute together.
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Maybe next weekend, the
four of us could go out...
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(CHUCKLES)
"The four of us."
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What?
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Shawn's two-week rule.
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So I guess that's it. It's over.
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Two weeks. You knew
that going in.
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I did.
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Wait. Where
are you going?
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(SCOFFS)
Oh, I'm sorry.
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I thought you were done
letting me down easy.
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Go ahead.
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Never mind.
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Are you okay?
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You're just
taking this so well.
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It was a great two weeks.
We had fun.
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Yeah. We did.
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So?
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So...
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See ya?
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That Angela's all right.
I'm gonna miss her.
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Well, then why did you
break up with her?
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As they say south of the
border, dos semanas.
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Shawn, you guys were
really getting along!
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You know, your
two-week rule is dumb.
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No, no, no. His
one-week rule was dumb.
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His two-week rule
shows growth.
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Shawn, just face it. You're
afraid to make a commitment.
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I'm not afraid
to make a...
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I've been with
Cory for 15 years.
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Ah, they've been
good years.
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You worked
very hard at it.
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Hey, it takes two.
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Stop!
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You're afraid to
get to know someone.
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You're afraid of letting
someone get to know you.
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And unless
you get over this,
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you're going to go
through life all alone.
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Except for Cory, who will bring
you magazines and pudding.
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There. I think
I got through to him.
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(SIGHS)
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Sure, you did, honey, and
now he wants to hear
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what she has to say.
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What did Topanga mean about
me being afraid to commit?
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You know, most relationships
don't work out,
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and I just want to get out
before anyone gets hurt, okay?
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Shawn, we just want
you to be happy.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Hey, look.
Somebody left their purse.
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Hmm.
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Hey, Mr. Feeny,
we found this purse.
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Who runs
the lost and found?
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I do, Mr. Matthews.
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I teach English,
history and film,
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and I run
the lost and found.
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We'll put up a notice.
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Would you?
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Maybe you should go through
it and see if there's any ID.
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No. Not gonna.
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I once went through
my mom's purse.
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Yeah. I can't
look at her anymore.
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Okay. Stand back.
I'm going in.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
Okay. No wallet. No ID.
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Well, there's got to
be something in there
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that lets us know
who she is, right?
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Lip gloss. She cares
about her lips.
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(SNIFFS) Hmm.
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Kiwi mango.
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No way!
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(SNIFFS) Kiwi...
That is so sexy!
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Do you know that
the Ted Koppel show
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called that "the lip gloss
of forbidden love"?
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And look at this,
a book of sonnets.
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(LAUGHS) Shakespeare,
I hear he's good.
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Notice the bookmark.
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A ticket stub to
a Van Damme movie.
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Only the greatest
actor ever made.
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Okay, so what we got here is a
purse-losing, lips-protecting,
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poetry-reading,
Van Damme-loving gal.
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Wow. I'd give
her two weeks.
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Mr. Feeny!
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What is it,
Mr. Matthews?
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Crisis at college. I have
a really big test, okay?
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And test scores are
important in college.
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It turns out they base
all the grades on them.
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So let's get
cracking, okay?
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Eric, it's time you
did this on your own.
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Now, you're fine.
You have all the skills.
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Hey...
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You're tutoring another
student in there, aren't you?
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I'm sure I don't know what
you're talking about.
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It's Kevin McDougal,
isn't it?
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The kid from
the other side.
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Eric, you have the
ability to do fine.
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Now, just study
the materials.
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I have
confidence in you.
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I just wish you had
confidence in yourself.
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Good luck,
my boy.
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He's a professional tutor!
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You mean
nothing to him!
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All right.
Here's an easy one.
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The Louisiana Purchase?
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I don't know!
Stop hounding me!
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Come on, man!
Two guys? 1800s?
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Lewis and...
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Lewis.
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The Lewis twins.
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(EXHALES)
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Oh, man, who am I kidding?
I don't belong in college.
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Look, just hit the
books a little harder.
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I'll be back, and we'll
try it again, okay?
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All right.
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Come on, Eric,
you can do this.
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Just relax and focus.
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Columbus.
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Cortes.
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Marco...
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Come on. Marco...
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I can't believe this!
Marco...
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FEENY: Polo.
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Marco...
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Polo.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Mr. Feeny, what are
you doing here?
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I'm here to help you.
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Who are you
talking to?
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Oh, Jack, right.
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You remember
my mentor, Mr. Feeny.
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Yes, I do. Who are
you talking to?
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Uh, Mr. Feeny.
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The British guy on our
couch right there.
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I'm from Boston,
you boob.
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Uh, excuse me.
A little respect.
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You're a guest
in my house.
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Excuse me.
I pay rent here.
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I'm talking
to Mr. Feeny.
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Oh. Your mentor.
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Yeah.
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On the couch.
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Mr... The guy!
Right there!
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On our couch! Eating
our beer nuts!
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Mmm, nutty.
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Okay, I'm leaving.
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Man, did I pick a
rudie for a roommate.
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He acts like you
don't even exist.
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He can't see me.
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Only you can see me.
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And only you can see me because I
exist only in your imagination.
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Okay. So why
are you here?
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To take you
to the library.
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You need to study, and
I'm here to help you.
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That makes sense. Can you
just hang on one second?
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Jack?
Yeah.
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Hey, buddy,
quick question.
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Uh, Feeny or no Feeny?
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No Feeny.
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Thank you. You ready?
I'm driving. Come on.
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Hey.
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Anyone call about
that purse yet?
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"Love is not love
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"Which alters when
it alteration finds
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"Or bends with
the remover to remove"
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No one called, huh? Bummer.
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Anyway, listen.
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Topanga and I were talking
about your problem.
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I don't have
a problem.
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We feel that if you
met the right girl...
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Is this you or
Topanga talking?
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She decided we're
one person. Anyway,
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Topanga's got this friend.
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Debra.
No. No, no, no.
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I don't want
to be fixed up.
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Hey, you know what else
I found in this purse?
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A guitar pick,
a Greenpeace sticker
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and a box of Sno-Caps,
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only the greatest
movie snack ever made.
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Wait a minute.
Shawn. Listen.
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Don't you want
that feeling?
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What feeling?
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You know, that feeling you get
when you meet someone special.
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It's the feeling I get every
day when I'm with Topanga.
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You know, it's warm
and happy and fuzzy.
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I can't describe it,
but there are bunnies.
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Lots of bunnies.
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You know, we just want you
to have that feeling. Okay?
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So meet Debbie.
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Fine. I'll meet Debbie.
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Good.
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(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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I wonder if Debbie's
anything like this girl.
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What girl?
The purse girl.
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Did you know that she
likes classical music?
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Shawn, you hate
classical music.
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Well, I just never
gave it a chance.
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This is the part
where the violin rocks!
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(LIVELY VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYING)
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Shawn, Shawn, please don't. Don't.
Don't do this, okay?
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Because your
date, Debbie,
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is under the impression
that you don't do this.
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(DOOR BELL RINGS)
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Okay.
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Hello, ladies.
Hello, hello. Hi.
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And Debbie, how are you? Hi.
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I'm Cory, and this is my
best friend, Shawn Hunter.
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You're very thin!
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Is that bad?
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00:09:27,966 --> 00:09:29,633
Oh, no!
It's good.
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Low impact, high impact,
kickboxing, cross training.
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What are you doing?
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Because whatever
it is, it's working.
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I eat a lot
of burgers.
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Good! Good!
Eat fat to burn fat.
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Debbie is an
aerobics instructor!
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Really!
No!
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Excellent, excellent!
Excellent! This is good!
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Why would you think that
this girl is for me?
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Word around the gym, Shawn
Hunter is quite a kisser.
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This could work. They seem
right for each other.
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I don't know. Shawn
doesn't sweat that much.
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I hope she's
okay with that.
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Why don't we
talk first?
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Um, what kind of music do you like?
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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Not this. You can't
work out to this.
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I like it.
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Debbie, if you
close your eyes,
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you can actually
see spring.
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Animals awakening
from their winter rest,
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flowers blossoming into full bloom.
Try it.
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(EXHALES)
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I just see fat
people bouncing.
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I think there's a
relationship happening here.
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Let us go to our new couple
friends and make plans
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for weekends
at the cottage.
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"Love is not love
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"Which alters when
it alteration finds
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"Or bends with
the remover to remove"
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Why are you
doing this to me?
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Hi! How's the
happy couple doing?
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(SIGHS)
I need chocolate.
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That's 14 grams of fat.
And you have a purse.
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Yes, I do.
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00:11:06,364 --> 00:11:09,967
Come on, now. That's
not really his purse.
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He found that purse.
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00:11:11,803 --> 00:11:14,238
Oh, well, he found
an ugly one.
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00:11:14,305 --> 00:11:17,174
Hey. I happen to
like this purse.
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Topanga, I don't
think this is working.
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Debbie,
give it a chance.
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00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:23,347
No, no, look. Um...
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I can't do this, okay?
Shawn.
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Don't fix me up.
CORY: Shawn.
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No. You know what?
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I am perfectly happy
with the way things are.
255
00:11:40,031 --> 00:11:41,298
(SCATTING)
256
00:11:42,434 --> 00:11:45,068
Hey.
Hey.
257
00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:47,638
Listen, sorry
about last night.
258
00:11:47,705 --> 00:11:49,006
On paper, Debbie
sounded pretty good.
259
00:11:49,073 --> 00:11:52,343
Oh! Forget about it.
Here, have a Sno-Cap.
260
00:11:53,478 --> 00:11:55,713
Hey, Shawn.
Hey, Angela.
261
00:11:55,781 --> 00:11:57,715
Something's
different about you.
262
00:11:57,783 --> 00:11:59,550
What is that,
a new shirt?
263
00:11:59,618 --> 00:12:01,953
This old thing?
No. Stop.
264
00:12:02,821 --> 00:12:03,921
Well, it works for you.
265
00:12:03,989 --> 00:12:05,089
Thanks. Thanks.
266
00:12:07,392 --> 00:12:08,559
Bye.
267
00:12:12,063 --> 00:12:13,997
Okay, why are
you so happy?
268
00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:15,799
Well, I...
269
00:12:16,968 --> 00:12:18,369
I think
I met someone.
270
00:12:18,436 --> 00:12:20,904
Someone special.
271
00:12:20,972 --> 00:12:22,239
(GIGGLES)
272
00:12:24,909 --> 00:12:25,976
Shawn, you just giggled.
273
00:12:26,044 --> 00:12:27,678
Yeah. I've been
doing that a lot.
274
00:12:27,746 --> 00:12:29,413
(GIGGLING)
275
00:12:29,481 --> 00:12:30,747
I have the
feeling, Cory.
276
00:12:30,815 --> 00:12:32,716
Do you know the one that you
were trying to explain?
277
00:12:32,784 --> 00:12:36,820
Well, I woke up this morning, and it
was like rays of sunshine were...
278
00:12:36,888 --> 00:12:41,492
No, no, no, no. It was more like fluffy,
marshmallow clouds coated in...
279
00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:46,030
No. I can't explain it either,
but I thought I saw a bunny.
280
00:12:46,097 --> 00:12:48,766
Well, good for you,
Shawn. So who is it?
281
00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:51,001
It's her.
282
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,637
The purse girl.
283
00:12:54,405 --> 00:12:56,473
Shawn, you
don't know her.
284
00:12:57,375 --> 00:12:58,542
Cory,
285
00:12:59,911 --> 00:13:01,912
I do know this girl.
286
00:13:01,980 --> 00:13:04,348
Look, I know
everything about her.
287
00:13:04,983 --> 00:13:06,350
I'm in love.
288
00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:09,887
Well, hey,
I hope you find her.
289
00:13:09,954 --> 00:13:13,457
It's like you and Topanga, you know?
A perfect fit.
290
00:13:13,525 --> 00:13:16,560
Yeah, but I didn't fall
in love with her luggage.
291
00:13:20,999 --> 00:13:22,333
B!
292
00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:24,835
A B in college is, like,
the best you can do!
293
00:13:26,204 --> 00:13:28,205
You did
very well, Eric.
294
00:13:28,273 --> 00:13:29,607
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
295
00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:32,876
Hello.
296
00:13:36,180 --> 00:13:37,815
You know, a lot of people
might not appreciate
297
00:13:37,883 --> 00:13:40,017
what you do,
but I do.
298
00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:47,224
You know,
Mr. Matthews,
299
00:13:47,292 --> 00:13:49,960
I understand that I'm
in your imagination,
300
00:13:50,028 --> 00:13:52,262
but this ascot...
301
00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:53,798
I think we can do better.
302
00:13:53,865 --> 00:13:55,332
I'll do anything
you want.
303
00:13:57,836 --> 00:14:00,370
Another thing,
you've got me in briefs.
304
00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:02,005
I'm a boxer man.
305
00:14:02,073 --> 00:14:03,941
You want me to change your underwear?
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
306
00:14:14,018 --> 00:14:17,488
Hey, buddy! I'm waving
a B in history!
307
00:14:19,157 --> 00:14:20,658
You're kidding me.
(CHUCKLES)
308
00:14:22,627 --> 00:14:23,961
How did you get a B?
309
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,997
Feeny. Thanks.
310
00:14:26,064 --> 00:14:28,165
Oh, right, your
invisible mentor guy.
311
00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:30,167
Come on, man, if you've got
a secret, let me in on it.
312
00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:32,103
It's no secret.
It's Feeny.
313
00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:34,171
I believed in him,
he helped me.
314
00:14:34,239 --> 00:14:35,539
I got a good grade.
315
00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:39,977
(SIGHS)
316
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:46,183
Mr. Feeny?
317
00:14:49,554 --> 00:14:51,055
Mr. Feeny,
are you here, sir?
318
00:14:52,557 --> 00:14:56,426
It's, uh... It's me,
Jack, Eric's friend.
319
00:14:58,163 --> 00:15:00,831
(SIGHS) Look, I know
you're not my mentor,
320
00:15:00,899 --> 00:15:03,834
but I just got beat
by Eric on a test.
321
00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:05,836
That's just
plain wrong.
322
00:15:07,638 --> 00:15:10,007
So if you could,
sir, begin.
323
00:15:11,542 --> 00:15:13,243
I'm ready to learn.
324
00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:16,614
Jack.
325
00:15:18,649 --> 00:15:20,350
He's not there.
326
00:15:20,418 --> 00:15:22,452
He's not?
No.
327
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:23,787
He's on the balcony.
328
00:15:30,361 --> 00:15:32,896
Oh, Shawnie, I'm glad you're here.
Listen. Um...
329
00:15:32,964 --> 00:15:34,564
Based on the information
we've gathered
330
00:15:34,632 --> 00:15:36,166
from the contents
of the purse,
331
00:15:36,234 --> 00:15:39,002
I've put together a composite
drawing of the woman you love.
332
00:15:40,371 --> 00:15:41,872
Huh?
333
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:43,941
Okay. Okay,
she's gorgeous,
334
00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:45,409
but she's sad.
335
00:15:45,476 --> 00:15:47,945
Sad because she
lost her purse.
336
00:15:49,047 --> 00:15:51,548
She... She called.
337
00:15:51,616 --> 00:15:53,217
She saw the notice
and called.
338
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,919
(STAMMERING) That's great!
Who is it? Who is it?
339
00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:57,888
I don't know. Jack
took the message.
340
00:15:57,956 --> 00:15:59,623
I'm supposed to meet
her at Chubbie's.
341
00:15:59,691 --> 00:16:02,159
Well, why don't you take this
with you to make sure it's her?
342
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:06,263
I'm not going.
You go.
343
00:16:07,532 --> 00:16:08,866
I don't understand.
344
00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:12,969
Cory, I can't meet her.
345
00:16:13,037 --> 00:16:14,471
This feeling
is so incredible,
346
00:16:14,539 --> 00:16:17,040
I just want to hold on to
it for as long as possible.
347
00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:21,244
I know, but do you understand
that when you meet her,
348
00:16:21,312 --> 00:16:22,746
that feeling will
only get better?
349
00:16:23,014 --> 00:16:24,348
And what if it doesn't?
350
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:27,284
And what if it's not as
good as what I have now?
351
00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:30,087
With the purse?
352
00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:32,856
Just drop it, Cory.
353
00:16:32,923 --> 00:16:34,258
Listen, what are
you so afraid of?
354
00:16:34,325 --> 00:16:36,760
I'm afraid of
getting hurt, okay?
355
00:16:36,827 --> 00:16:39,096
I mean, I've seen the
pain on my father's face
356
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,731
every time a woman walks out
because he's not good enough.
357
00:16:42,233 --> 00:16:43,600
Shawn.
358
00:16:43,668 --> 00:16:47,137
You are not your
father, okay?
359
00:16:47,205 --> 00:16:49,706
And this thing
is not real!
360
00:16:50,208 --> 00:16:51,575
Hi, guys.
361
00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:54,578
Oh, hey.
This is real.
362
00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:58,548
All right? I smile at her, she smiles back.
She's there for me.
363
00:16:58,617 --> 00:16:59,917
Through the good
and the bad.
364
00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:05,222
Yeah, well, where I've come from,
I've never seen love work.
365
00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:07,024
But it can. Okay?
366
00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:09,527
This girl here
could be your love,
367
00:17:09,594 --> 00:17:10,927
your destiny.
368
00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:14,064
That was beautiful, Cory.
369
00:17:16,968 --> 00:17:18,936
What is that,
kiwi mango?
370
00:17:19,871 --> 00:17:21,805
It's very sexy.
371
00:17:25,243 --> 00:17:28,479
Whitman. Major work,
Leaves of Grass.
372
00:17:28,546 --> 00:17:30,514
Poe. Major work,
The Raven.
373
00:17:30,582 --> 00:17:31,915
"Quoth the raven..."
374
00:17:31,983 --> 00:17:33,216
"'Nevermore.'"
375
00:17:34,919 --> 00:17:36,420
Mr. Feeny.
376
00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:38,289
Aren't you a little
overdressed for the library?
377
00:17:38,356 --> 00:17:40,324
Oh, not for the one
in Laughlin, Nevada.
378
00:17:40,391 --> 00:17:43,660
Ooh, Laughlin, Nevada.
Population, 8,900.
379
00:17:43,728 --> 00:17:45,529
Major business,
legalized gambling.
380
00:17:45,596 --> 00:17:48,365
Birthplace of the $2.99
prime rib special.
381
00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:51,334
Wait, why are we
going to Laughlin?
382
00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:54,137
We're not going.
I'm going.
383
00:17:54,205 --> 00:17:56,173
Wait a second, Mr. Feeny, I
can't do this without you.
384
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,375
Eric,
385
00:17:58,443 --> 00:18:00,811
you did this
all on your own.
386
00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:03,213
You've always
had the skills.
387
00:18:03,281 --> 00:18:06,049
Just keep using them, and
you'll never be without me.
388
00:18:07,452 --> 00:18:10,854
That's what you... The
real Mr. Feeny would say.
389
00:18:12,089 --> 00:18:13,924
Smart man,
that Feeny.
390
00:18:15,059 --> 00:18:16,727
Oh, look.
A rare bird.
391
00:18:17,095 --> 00:18:18,162
Huh?
392
00:18:22,233 --> 00:18:23,501
Marco...
393
00:18:26,871 --> 00:18:28,138
Marco...
394
00:18:32,577 --> 00:18:34,411
Polo, Mr. Matthews.
395
00:18:41,452 --> 00:18:43,453
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
396
00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:30,200
Hey! Don't ever talk to me
about love or destiny again.
397
00:19:30,268 --> 00:19:31,902
What happened?
398
00:19:31,969 --> 00:19:35,806
I went there, okay? I put
my heart on the line.
399
00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:39,476
She's got a boyfriend, Cory, and
do you know what I feel now?
400
00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:41,545
Pain.
401
00:19:41,612 --> 00:19:44,014
It's like my heart's been
ripped out and stepped on!
402
00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:46,050
So just
do me a favor
403
00:19:46,117 --> 00:19:49,086
and stay out of my
personal life, okay?
404
00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:52,288
Shawn, I'm sorry.
I mean it!
405
00:19:52,890 --> 00:19:54,424
I will.
406
00:19:54,492 --> 00:19:55,592
I mean it.
407
00:19:59,730 --> 00:20:02,298
You are so lucky that
someone found your purse.
408
00:20:02,366 --> 00:20:04,768
I know, I thought
it was gone forever.
409
00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:07,270
Well, here's all your stuff back.
Great.
410
00:20:07,338 --> 00:20:08,839
Wait a minute.
411
00:20:08,906 --> 00:20:10,941
Angela's stuff
was in your purse?
412
00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:12,575
Yeah.
I lent it to her.
413
00:20:12,644 --> 00:20:14,244
I felt awful
when I lost it.
414
00:20:15,412 --> 00:20:17,047
Your stuff was
in her purse?
415
00:20:17,115 --> 00:20:19,116
The lip gloss,
the Sno-Caps?
416
00:20:19,183 --> 00:20:21,118
Yeah. And my
book of sonnets.
417
00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:22,552
I can't live
without these.
418
00:20:34,999 --> 00:20:37,301
Mr. Feeny?
It's me, Jack.
419
00:20:37,368 --> 00:20:38,435
What are you doing?
420
00:20:39,003 --> 00:20:40,103
Nothing.
421
00:20:41,939 --> 00:20:43,773
You need help studying,
don't you?
422
00:20:43,841 --> 00:20:45,509
Who, me? Nah.
423
00:20:45,576 --> 00:20:46,943
Come on in.
Come on in.
424
00:20:47,011 --> 00:20:48,878
Your prayers
have been answered.
425
00:20:48,946 --> 00:20:50,080
Come on.
426
00:20:50,147 --> 00:20:52,015
You?
Yeah.
427
00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:54,084
Oh, man! I was kind
of hoping for your,
428
00:20:54,151 --> 00:20:58,455
you know, magical, invisible
Mr. Feeny mentor guy.
429
00:20:58,523 --> 00:21:02,025
Okay, listen. First of all,
he doesn't exist, okay?
430
00:21:02,093 --> 00:21:03,960
Second of all, he's
in Laughlin, Nevada.
431
00:21:05,730 --> 00:21:08,832
Third of all, you've got
the skills, my friend.
432
00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:11,234
You just gotta
use them. Okay?
433
00:21:11,302 --> 00:21:13,036
Take a seat.
Come on.
434
00:21:13,104 --> 00:21:15,238
All right. I'm gonna shoot
a question out at you now.
435
00:21:15,306 --> 00:21:18,408
All right? You ready? You sure?
It's a tough one.
436
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:21,244
Poe's major work.
Gonna give you a hint.
437
00:21:21,312 --> 00:21:22,479
"'Nevermore.'"
438
00:21:25,249 --> 00:21:26,750
This is calculus.
439
00:21:31,822 --> 00:21:32,956
Mr. Feeny.
440
00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:36,026
Mr. Feeny!
441
00:21:36,076 --> 00:21:40,626
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