All language subtitles for Boy Meets World s04e13 B & Bs Bn B.eng

Guys, get a move on.
Eric's going to miss his flight.

Eric, you're going to Boston
for the camping show.

Now, I don't want to hear
from any of the suppliers

that you missed
meetings

because you were
at the hotel bar dancing on tables.

Oh!

Father, for you to even
suggest that I would blow off the camping show

to go party hearty
in Boston,

that speaks volumes
about our relationship.

Eric, you forgot your book.

What book?

"How to Act Innocent When
Your Father Catches You."

Eric.

Guess I better
read it again.

Bye, Mom.

Bye, honey.

Bye.

Amy, Cory, hi.

Is there a lock on this thing?

Mr. Feeny!

Too late.

I tried. I tried.
I tried. I tried. I tried.

I don't get the assignment.
I want to drop economics.

Business, figures,
numbers...

I just can't keep it
in my head. Woo-hoo.

Shawn, it's simple.

Come up with a business,
pretend you're running it, and write a report.

Oh! Now I...
Woo-hoo. You see?

Now, come on,
let me drop the course.

No Hunter has ever
made it in business.

Why cause me agony? Why?

I like it.

Shawn, sit down.
It's quiet time.

Amy, here are
my house keys.

I really appreciate
you looking after things while I'm away this weekend.

Oh, sure, George.

Now, is there a number
at the hotel in case we need to reach you?

Actually,
I'm staying at a lovely bed-and-breakfast.

Oh, good for you.

Living in someone
else's house, eating someone else's food.

So what's that run you,
like two bucks?

Actually, Shawn, a room
in a nice bed-and-breakfast

can go for as high
as $200 a night. Right, George?

Not this one.

$200 a night? Wow.

I have made a list
of things that have to be done...

Plants to water
and, uh, plants that will need vitamins

and plants that need
to be rotated to get the morning sun.

Oh, you'll do fine.
Thank you!

Just don't kill them.

Shawn, what are you doing?
It's just a house.

No, no, no.
This is Feeny's house.

There's got to be,
I don't know, some shrunken heads,

some eyeballs in jars,
voodoo dolls.

Now, why would he have
stuff like that?

Well, he took them
from me last year.

Okay. I'm going to go jump
on Feeny's bed just like I've always dreamed of.

Okay.

Oh, my history paper
and a red pen!

Feeny, you fool.

"Cory, you fool. Put down
the paper and step away from my walnut credenza."

(EXCLAIMING)

(SHAWN SCREAMING)

Shawn?

It's okay. It's okay.

Thought I saw a poster of me,
but it's just a mirror.

Cory, this is like nothing
you've ever dreamed of.

What?

Okay. He's got three bedrooms,
beautifully decorated, but here's the best.

Feeny's got
a 6-foot round tub.

Well, the man's
got to bathe.

With jets.

Oh, kooky.

You know, I think
I may have an idea for my economics project.

I'm going to go get started.

Well, good for you.

I don't want to be
alone in here.

Hi.
Hi.

My name is Dylan Hightower.

I'm the CEO of a mid-sized
venture-capital group.

You might look for me
on the cover of next month's Forb-ees.

It'll look
something like this.

(LAUGHS)

You're just out
of high school, you work for your daddy.

This is your
first convention,

it's pronounced Forbes.

And what's
your real name?

I'm not telling.

So, what are you drinking,
mystery boy?

Uh, brewski.

Root brewski?

If that's all
you can give me, sure.

It sure is,

but I will do this.

ERIC: Cool.

I believe
you're supposed to catch the glass, Mr. Matthews.

Oh, no.

Mr. Feeny!

You're here.

What a remarkable and
horrifying coincidence.

Horrifying indeed.

What are you doing
in Beantown?

Hiding from you,
and I failed.

Why must you stalk me so?

Sorry to burst
your balloon, buster,

but I'm waiting
for somebody else.

Cory?

No, not Cory.

Cabernet.

I'm waiting for a special
lady friend of mine

to have dinner
in the hotel.

Oh, Mr. Feeny,
I didn't know you had somebody special in Boston.

Well, that's because
I've never mentioned her to you before, Eric.

And why not?

For the same reason that
you don't talk about your girlfriends to me.

It's squeamy?

Precisely.

But now that
you've asked...

I didn't.

Elizabeth is someone
I've known for 15 years,

someone I care
about deeply.

But she lives
and works in Boston,

and her teaching career
is as important to her as mine is to me.

A female Feeny. (GROANING)

So, how often do you
guys see each other?

Three or four times a year.

Every so often,
one of us asks the other to give it all up

and move so that
we can be together.

But you never
took her up on it?

Nor she me. No.

The asking and saying no
has become a bittersweet ritual between us.

This year it's my turn
to pop the question.

What if she says yes?

Oh, she won't.

No, she'll just smile
at me over her glass of merlot and ask,

"Can't we just keep things
the way they are?"

And I'll squeeze
her hand gently

and say, "If that's
what you truly want."

And then I'll go home.

To me and Cory.

You're killing my story.

(WHISTLING)

Shawn.

What are you doing
in Feeny's house without me?

Actually, I'm here
to work on my school project. You proud?

Why here?

I don't have an answer
that wouldn't upset you.

Can you rotate
these two plants just a little?

No, no, no.
What's your school project, Shawn?

No, don't tell me.
Yes, tell me.

Tell me, but lie.

A bed-and-breakfast.

Okay. Okay.
Nothing to worry about here.

Mmm-hmm.

Uh-huh.

Two hundred bucks a night.

Ah! Look at this.
You're even advertising.

Yeah, yeah,
just a little sign up at the airport near duty-free.

Thorough, Shawn,
incredibly thorough.

Well, look at this.
You've even got guests checked in,

got their credit cards,
given them names...

The Timmers.
Hmm, kind of cute.

Who are you?

We are the Timmers.

Of course you are.

It says so right here
on your credit card. The Timmers.

(SPEAKING DUTCH)

He's going to scream now.

Shawn!

(SCREAMING)

Feeny left us
the keys to his house.

He knows this is going
to happen. He wants this to happen.

(SCREAMING)

Cory, if you're going to stay
at my bed-and-breakfast,

I'm going to have to ask
you to keep your voice down.

The Moorparks
are upstairs napping.

(SOFTLY) Ah.

Newlyweds. They're here
on the honeymoon package.

Hey! Put that down!

We are the Timmers.

Cory, they're Dutch.
Please, allow me.

(SPEAKING DUTCH)

(LAUGHING)

Shawn.

The Moorparks
and the Timmers. That's it, right?

Yeah, yeah,
that's it. Okay.

Hi! We're here.

Oh, the Hecks,
Arnie and Gloria, from Boca.

Well, they booked through
the last-minute club.

Gloria, I said
I wanted to stay in a Ritz-Carlton!

It's a bed-and-breakfast.
It's a little foofy, no?

I want to pick something.

I want to pick one time,
and I like it.

It's got charm.

You understand charm?

I understand no mini-bar.
I understand no macadamias!

And I threw a few bucks
to the cabbies.

That way they tell them
the hotels are full and bring them right here.

Out! Out!
I want you all out!

This is our bellhop.
He's rude and obnoxious.

I like him!

Here, boychik,
put this in my room, huh?

I have to kill you now.

So where's
the good shopping?

Well, why don't we
ask our concierge?

Concierge?

(RINGING)

No, not you, Topanga.

How could someone
as sweet and honest as you

get mixed up with one of
Shawn's evil schemes?

Because of this.

Why don't I show you
to your suite, and then we can map out your day.

Here, buy yourself
some heels.

It's a living.

You will get caught.
We will get caught.

I said no "we."
I said "you." I said no "we."

You had the key.
You let me in.

As far as Feeny's concerned,
you're the brains.

The brains?

Huh. I rather like that.

Okay. Just promise me this,

that when Feeny gets back,
he finds his house exactly as he left it. Okay?

You have my word.
Good.

(BOTH SPEAKING DUTCH)

Oh, thank you.
Thank you.

So it's really sweet of you
to wait up for your...

What is he, exactly?

Oh, Mr. Feeny?
He's my next-door neighbor,

and he used to be my teacher,

and he's real concerned
about where my life is going.

What would you call that?

I'd call that a friend.

Yeah? Feeny?
Friend? Okay.

So listen, I get off
work in 10 minutes, and you seem real nice.

How about
I buy you dinner?

Well, as long as it
wouldn't interfere with my loyalty to my friend.

Hey, isn't that him now?

Yeah, it would have to be,
because something good was going to happen in my life.

Something really good.

Hey, he seems troubled.

Yeah, but, see,
it's my first convention away from home,

and dinner
with a lady bartender would be...

Oh, I hate everything.

Hello, Eric.

Are you all right?

You know, every year
I look forward to seeing her,

and every year
we part company.

Knowing that we care
for each other,

but not quite enough

to give up
the lives we've made and find comfortable.

She said yes.

You popped the question,
and she said yes.

She said yes,
and you're stuck good.

No, no. She said no.

We always say no.

Why do we always say no?

Because you don't
really love each other.

Now, how would you know
that, Mr. Matthews?

Because if you truly
loved each other,

you'd risk anything
for that love.

Even the lives you've made
and find comfortable.

I just wonder
if at this stage of my life,

my risk-taking days
are over.

Or perhaps I never
appreciated the value of taking a risk,

and that's why I've missed
the chance at true love.

Yeah. I felt that same way
when I broke up with Debbie.

You remember that?

No.

Well, I mean, I'm still
in there plugging away,

because I believe true love
can come at any time.

Well, until then,
I will continue my life teaching my students.

You got more than
your students, Mr. Feeny.

You got your friends.

Eric, if you haven't
had your dinner yet,

I thought we might
grab a bowl of pasta on the north end.

Oh, I don't know, Mr. Feeny.

I mean, it's my first
night in Boston.

I was thinking
of something a little riskier.

Maybe you and me can
go out, hit the town, check out the action.

You mean
cruise for chicks?

And their mothers.

You know something,
Mr. Feeny, I don't understand this friendship.

Oh, neither do I.

(PIANO PLAYING)

(SINGING BY THE LIGHT
OF THE SILVERY MOON)

Hey!

All right.

Oh, thank you.
Thank you. Thank you very...

Thank you.
Thank you.

Everyone remember,
drive safe. Okay?

News from the honeymoon suite.
The Moorparks have eaten.

(ALL CHEERING)

All right.

Don't forget,
tomorrow morning, sunrise nature walk.

Wear comfortable shoes.

Good night.
Good night.

Chocolate mint?
Right on your pillow.

Is she your girl?

Sure is.

Mr. Lucky.

I know.

(SPEAKING DUTCH)

Good night.
(SPEAKING DUTCH)

Wow. $42.50.

Now we can afford
that public defender.

I cannot do time.

Cory, we're not
getting caught, okay?

We have grown as schemers.

You always thought that
you would rub off on me,

but instead,
I have corrupted you.

You're as shady as I am now.
You have to deal with it.

Wrong, Shawn, okay?

The universe will
catch up with us.

I trust the universe.

Yeah? Well...

The universe better
hurry up, because they're all leaving tomorrow.

All we have to do is
make it through breakfast, and we didn't get caught.

We have to get caught
at breakfast. They're all leaving after breakfast,

so we got to get
caught at breakfast.

You hear me?

Wait a minute.

Are we feeding them
at breakfast?

There it is!

I think it's only fitting
that we bow our heads

and give thanks
for the food in front of us.

Lower.

We say thanks
for this wonderful meal we have in front of us.

Amen.

Okay, we did it.
The upstairs is in a shambles,

and every dish Feeny
owns is in the sink.

Now we get caught,
and I am at peace,

because without
punishment,

my world loses both
form and meaning.

You were one of those kids
that enjoyed getting spanked, weren't you?

I always deserved it.

You boys made us
feel so welcome,

we all tidied up
after ourselves.

What?

Oh, and Nona did
all the dirty dishes.

We are the Timmers.

Don't you know it's us?

Well, forget it, Cory.

The universe cares
jack about us.

Shawn, I'm not comfortable
with this, you know? I don't feel right.

I mean, in the old days,
we'd be standing here patting ourselves on the back,

and your eyes would roll
towards the door...

Like that, because the
doorknob would be turning...

Like that, and the door
would open, and Feeny would be standing there.

(EXCLAIMING)

Ah. The messrs.
Matthews and Hunter.

The universe still
cares about us.

Yeah, I guess it does.

Oh, blast. I forgot
my overnight bag.

It's in the cab.
I'll be right back.

Wait. We could
still pull it off.

All we have to do
is get our guests checked out

in the next 15 seconds.
No, not gonna.

It is over.
It is our time. I am at peace.

Arnie, if we don't leave
in the next 5 seconds,

we're gonna
miss our flight,

and then we'll have
to take a connection over Dallas.

Dallas? I need
Dallas right now.

Splittin' ze taxi?

(SPEAKING DUTCH)

Okay, well, thanks
for staying with us.

I've got your deposits,
and I'll be holding your rooms for Christmas.

You go out the front door,
Feeny's out the front door.

It's over, over now.
I'm going towards the white light.

Let's go out
the back way.

I want to take
that bench with me.

(DOOR OPENS)

Boy, that was close.

Well, well, here she is,
Mr. Feeny, your house.

How does she look?

Does she, uh,
she look the same?

Here it comes.
Hang in there, buddy.

Well, the credenza
is nicely polished.

Plants look well-sunned.

Look, the statue.
The Hecks killed us.

Good!
What?

Arnie took
Feeny's statue.

Very nice.

Wait a minute.
My statue.

I confess!

All is right
with the world.

Oh, that's just
not possible.

Right here, Mr. Feeny.

Just giving it
a quick polish.

I must say you boys
have done a terrific job.

Just say thank you
and walk towards the door.

Thank you
and walk towards the door.

How much money
did you actually make?

(WHIMPERING)

Thank you!
Thank you so much!

All right! Hey!

I knew you still
cared about me.

Okay, so how'd
you get us?

Sign at the airport?
Run into a Dutch person?

I gotta know.

Actually, it was
the cabdriver.

I gave him my address,
he said he knew the place very well,

and I should get the room
with the jacuzzi.

Oh, the cabdriver.
I forgot to deport the cabdriver.

So I guess you want
the money back.

I think that
would be appropriate.

How much trouble am I in?

Whoa.

Oh, the usual,
Mr. Hunter.

That's it?

Well, you took a risk.

I happen to have
a soft spot right now for risk takers.

Take another risk
and ask for the money back.

Can I have the money back?

Yes, you can.

When you're in college.

College?

Well, now,
you've already proved to yourself

that you have
a future in business.

That and a college education,
you'll do fine.

You hear that?

I'm gonna be okay
in this world.

I don't have to be
a criminal.

And the universe
is a better town for that.

Look, I understand
that you're the honeymoon couple,

and I appreciate the fact
that you've paid for two nights,

but I really must insist
that you vacate my bedroom immediately.

I mean,
check-out time is now.

Oh, listen.

It's not that
I can't identify

with two young people
in love.

I was young once.

I know that when love comes,
you must seize it,

lest it slip away
through the sands of time.

I was young once.

And perhaps
I still am.

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