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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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"The following is a list...
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"of exciting
extracurricular activities...
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"offered to you,
the student...
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"by your Philadelphia
Board of Education.
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"Each student shall select
one exciting activity...
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"Vocabulary Club"...
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Too exciting.
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Mr. Matthews, please.
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It wasn't me, it was Shawn.
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Same thing.
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All right, "Debate Team...
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"Scuba Club...
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"Upholstery Squad."
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Scuba Club?
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Underwater adventure.
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- I'm in.
- Me, too.
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Well, I for one plan
to stimulate my intellect...
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and will therefore choose
between the Vocabulary Club...
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and the Debate Team.
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I would enjoy communing
with the creatures of the sea.
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I choose scuba.
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Slap me in a wet suit
and throw me overboard.
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Can anyone tell me
what the acronym SCUBA is?
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Mr. Matthews?
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Duba?
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Scuba duba.
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Mr. Matthews,
I have obviously failed you...
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on so many levels.
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An acronym is
a pronounceable formation...
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made by a combination
of letters.
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I told you.
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So, now, can anyone tell me
what SCUBA stands for?
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Come on.
Someone take a stab at it.
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Mr. Hunter, you haven't spoken
since the fourth grade.
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S-c-u-b-a.
What does it stand for?
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Something's... creepy...
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under... boat... Andy.
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Mr. Matthews
was closer with duba.
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Very well.
Take it away, Mr. Minkus.
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No.
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I beg your pardon?
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I don't want to know everything.
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I Want to fit in.
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I want to be
one of the normal stupid guys.
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I'm going with duba.
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All right.
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Mr. Minkus
obviously does not know.
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Self-Contained Underwater
Breathing Apparatus.
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Thank you.
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I hate myself.
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You're not alone.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hey, Cory,
you got a box on your face.
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Hey. Get up.
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Somebody just
put a box on your face.
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Cory, don't wake up!
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There's no box on your face!
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Huh? You lie.
There is a box on my face.
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What do you think it is?
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I bet I know.
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"For my little boy...
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"who is about to become
a little man.
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"Happy birthday. Love, Dad."
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It's not a buck knife.
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No, it's not.
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You got a buck knife.
I got a necklace.
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Well, it's because
Dad doesn't like you...
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and wants you to leave.
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But this is my
"becoming a man" gift from Dad.
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I feel very bad for me.
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Yeah, well,
get over it because, to Dad...
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somehow these little trinkets
are important.
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You mean,
I've got to act grateful?
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That's right,
and you got to wear this sucker.
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For how long?
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Well, Dad's still
a relatively young man.
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What am I going to do?
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I'd say your only way
out of this one...
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is to get married,
have kids, and pass it on.
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I'm just going to pretend
I never found it.
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It was on your face.
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I'm sorry, honey, but today
our son's going to love me...
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just a little bit more
than he loves you.
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Well, one day a year,
I think I can handle it.
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Yeah, it's not every day...
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that a son gets
his father's silver gloves.
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You know, considering...
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how many punches
you took to this face...
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you don't look too shabby.
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- Mom, I'm late! Did you sign...
- Yes, your permission slip.
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You gonna listen to everything
your scuba instructor tells you?
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- Yeah, yeah.
- No goofing around with Shawn?
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No, no.
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How long after eating
before going in that water?
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Mom! Whatever answer
gets me in the pool.
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- Thirty minutes.
- Half an hour.
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- Deal.
- Hi, son.
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Oh, hi, Dad.
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Yeah, thanks for
the little silver mittens.
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They really mean a lot to me.
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Really. Bye.
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Well, that's oK
if he didn't like it.
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You know, it's not like
I gave it to him...
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to get one
of those Kodak moments.
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I feel very bad.
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Alan, love of my life...
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did you by any chance
explain to Cory...
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the meaning
of those silver gloves?
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Not yet.
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Well, then how's he supposed
to know they're important?
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I put them on his face.
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Alan, Cory has no idea
that you even won those gloves.
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Hi. What's on my face?
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Nothing.
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And what are we
going to do about that?
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Morgan.
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Cory present, Morgan present.
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Let's go. I'll act surprised.
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Morgan, honey, remember
how you're no longer a baby?
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Uh-huh. I'm Mommy
and Daddy's big girl.
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That's right, and now
that you're a big girl...
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it's not hard
for you to understand...
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that you don't
have to get a present...
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every time
it's somebody else's birthday.
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But you always used
to give me presents...
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on Cory and Eric's birthdays.
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That's because we didn't
want you to feel bad, sweetie.
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Well, I feel bad now.
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Don't you cave in on me, mister.
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Oh, come on.
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Let me buy her love
while I can still afford it.
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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Luke, I am your father.
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What's that for,
seeing out of submarines?
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For breathing.
Didn't you ever go snorkeling?
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No, never. Did you?
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Sure, in my bathtub.
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You can totally see things
growing down there.
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You know, I was meant for
this underwater life...
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because I am...
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Scuba Boy!
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What?
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Man, Cory, you're the whitest
white boy I have ever seen.
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Oh, yeah?
Let's see what you got.
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Think I'm afraid
to take my shirt off?
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That's what I'm thinking.
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I got nothing to hide.
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I'm thinking that, too.
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Yeah, well, let me warn you.
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I've been working out.
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I have pumped... me up.
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How come you're wearing a shirt?
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Well, because otherwise...
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I look like you.
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It's not very evolved
to ridicule the human form.
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Each of our bodies...
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is the master creation
of Mother Nature.
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Well, except for Minkus.
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He was created by Mother Goose.
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Anybody ready for a dip?
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Yep, and here he comes.
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Minkus, you look like
a stick of Juicy Fruit.
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You wearing a wet suit, too,
Mother Nature?
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No.
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What's the matter?
No funny remarks?
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Uh, you got anything?
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I got nothing.
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Uh, you got anything?
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Snap out of it.
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She's just a girl
in a bathing suit.
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Insult her.
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No. From now on,
I'm gonna be insulting you.
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- Topanga?
- Yes, Stuart?
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You're beautiful.
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That's very sweet, Stuart.
My superficial side thanks you.
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What is Minkus doing?
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I don't know, but
he's doing it better than us.
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Hey, what's with the necklace?
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Oh, my dad gave it to me.
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It's one of
those really important...
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father-son gifts that
you don't understand what it is.
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Been there.
My dad once gave me...
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a gold-plated
tire pressure gauge...
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he won at the company
bowling tournament.
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Try getting psyched over that.
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I wonder what happens
when I pull this.
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[HISSING]
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Now I know.
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Have you taken leave of
your senses?
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You can endanger the safety
of yourself and others.
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No touching the equipment
until the dive master gets here.
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Yeah, who is
this dive master anyway?
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I don't care who it is,
as long as it gets us...
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out of school, underwater,
and away from Feeny.
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Good afternoon, fellow divers.
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BOTH: Aah!
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Yes, Mr. Matthews, Mr. Hunter...
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I'm a certified dive master
and have been for years.
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OK, I'm thinking
Upholstery Club.
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Now, the first rule of diving
is never dive alone.
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Therefore,
I would like each of you...
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to select a partner
to be your diving buddy.
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- Buddy?
- Buddy.
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- Buddy?
- oK.
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Oh, how cute.
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It's the Little Mermaid
and Aqua Nerd.
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Now, one of our first drills
will be buddy breathing...
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where you
share your regulator...
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and breathe through
the same mouthpiece.
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B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b.
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B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b.
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Did you brush
your teeth this morning?
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I'm not sure. What day is it?
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No, of course
I know your name is Donna.
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Vicky's just a little pet name
I like to use.
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You know,
like honey, darling, Vicky.
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You're going to hang up
on me now, aren't you?
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Yes, you are. oK.
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Hey, how come
you're not wearing...
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the little silver mittens
Dad gave you?
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What?
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I must have left them
at the pool.
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No big deal. I'll buy him
another pair tomorrow.
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Eric, scuba is so cool.
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Look. I stayed under the water
for 20 minutes.
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Your fingers
look like Grandma's neck.
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Hey, guys.
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- Hey, Dad.
- Hey, Dad.
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Cory,
it occurred to me today...
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that I never
really explained to you...
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about that gift
I gave you this morning.
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It's oK, Dad.
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A gift like that
doesn't really need explaining.
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No, well,
I explained to Eric...
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about Grandpa's buck knife
after I gave it to him.
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Have I told you lately
how much I love that knife, Dad?
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You know, in the Navy,
I was on the boxing team.
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- Really?
- Yeah, I wasn't half bad either.
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You used to get in the ring
and duke it out with other guys?
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What does this have to do
with the silver mittens?
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They're not silver mittens.
They're silver gloves.
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I won them
for coming in second place.
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Is second place that good?
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There's only two guys
in the ring.
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Not second place
in one boxing match.
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Second in
my weight division...
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in the entire
United States Navy.
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What?
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Yeah.
That's why I'm so proud...
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of those
little silver gloves.
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So, who'd you lose to, Dad?
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The baddest, meanest,
ugliest guy in the Navy.
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I fought him
in the championship fight.
255
00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:18,357
Did you hear that, Cor?
The championship.
256
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,866
- I heard.
- This was a brutal fight.
257
00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:23,027
- Was there blood?
- oh, buckets.
258
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:24,434
Buckets!
259
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:27,200
See, the funny thing is,
I thought it was his blood.
260
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,502
I thought I had the fight won...
261
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,475
till the referee
held up the other guy's arm.
262
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:33,445
See, my eye was kind of
hanging out of its socket.
263
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,810
Which I should have realized
because I was looking...
264
00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:37,407
at his head and his shoes
at the same time.
265
00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,918
Boy, Dad, you really must have
fought your heart out...
266
00:13:39,952 --> 00:13:41,852
to win
those little silver gloves.
267
00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:45,221
Yeah, so I lost
a little depth perception.
268
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:46,589
But to tell you the truth,
Cor...
269
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,719
as good as it was
to win those silver gloves...
270
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:50,695
what was great was hoping...
271
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:54,632
that someday I'd have a son
to pass them on to.
272
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,328
And did you?
273
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:59,361
Yes, I did, huh?
274
00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:00,838
I thought
you guys'd just like...
275
00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:03,398
to hear about it,
so I'll see you at dinner.
276
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:04,933
See you, Dad.
277
00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:18,055
No, they're not mittens
on a chain, oK?
278
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,025
They happen to be
the silver boxing gloves...
279
00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:23,324
of the second best boxer in
the whole United States Navy.
280
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:27,595
Yeah. Yeah... oK, thanks.
281
00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:29,396
They're not at
the comic book store either?
282
00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:32,063
No. They're nowhere
in the whole world.
283
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:33,697
But I'm gonna find them.
284
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,038
I'm gonna retrace every step
I took today.
285
00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:37,838
You know, Cor, if you
just kept them wrapped up...
286
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,208
like my buck knife...
287
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:40,872
none of this
ever would have happened.
288
00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:42,505
You told me to wear them!
289
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:45,949
Sometimes you got to know
when to ignore me.
290
00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:48,613
Huh? Look.
291
00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:50,622
I thought that knife
didn't mean that much to you.
292
00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:52,783
It doesn't. I just make it
look like it does.
293
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:56,420
I keep it wrapped up,
and I polish it.
294
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:58,089
I mean,
I might not be into it...
295
00:14:58,131 --> 00:15:02,397
but maybe my kid will get
a kick out of it someday, huh?
296
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,630
- Eric...
- Yeah?
297
00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:07,571
I've got to find those gloves,
and I need you to cover for me.
298
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:10,098
Just tell Mom and Dad
I went to Shawn's for dinner.
299
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:12,509
- OK, you're covered.
- All right, thanks.
300
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:15,537
Hey, be careful.
Not that I care.
301
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,122
Cory, dinner.
302
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,218
Eric, where is your brother?
303
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,752
I don't know.
oh, no, wait, I do know.
304
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:32,264
He said he was
going to Shawn's for dinner...
305
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:33,458
and I told him
to go right ahead.
306
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:34,659
Oh, and you felt that...
307
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,827
that was in the realm
of your authority?
308
00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:39,736
I did. After all,
I am the oldest boy...
309
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:43,401
and, after tonight,
quite possibly the only boy...
310
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,707
but I kid the family.
311
00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:50,679
Come in.
312
00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:56,347
Yeah, hi, Eric.
Good to see you, too.
313
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:57,583
Hello, Shawn.
314
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,318
How you guys doing?
Is Cory here?
315
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:00,825
No, of course he's not, Shawn.
316
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:04,387
As you well know, Cory's
at your house having dinner.
317
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:07,024
Right, right.
318
00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,925
Cory is at my house
and I did know that.
319
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,495
Eric Would be correct there.
320
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:16,099
Well, then why are you here?
321
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:19,441
Why am I, as in me, here?
322
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:23,613
I think that's one
Eric could handle. Eric?
323
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,378
It's plain as day.
324
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,181
Sure. oh, well, of course.
325
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:30,212
See, obviously
Cory sent Shawn over here...
326
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:31,746
to see what we were having
for dinner...
327
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:34,419
to decide if
he made the wise choice...
328
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:37,224
in going to Shawn's house
for dinner.
329
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:38,890
And why didn't he just call?
330
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:42,025
Ha ha!
Shawn, you're hurting me.
331
00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:45,060
Pathetic.
332
00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:48,335
No... no, it's not pathetic.
333
00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:50,137
It's not pathetic for me...
334
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,643
because
I'm not in this family...
335
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,702
so I can leave.
336
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,875
Eric, what's going on?
337
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,076
Where's Cory?
338
00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:00,483
I honestly
don't know where Cory is.
339
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,784
Alan, it's after dark.
I'm kind of worried.
340
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:05,848
So am I. How is he going to
survive in the adult world...
341
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:08,383
if he can't come up with
a better cover story?
342
00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:14,390
[SPLASH]
343
00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:49,061
MR. FEENY: Mr. Matthews!
344
00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:52,696
Mr. Matthews! Mr. Matthews!
345
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:55,503
CORY: Uh-oh!
346
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:58,874
Mr. Matthews, didn't you hear
a word I said today?
347
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:02,074
Diving alone is not only stupid,
it's dangerous.
348
00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:03,604
There isn't
even a lifeguard on duty.
349
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:04,809
This has got to be...
350
00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:07,080
the most half-baked idea
you've ever had.
351
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:09,917
CORY: No. no.
It was fuLLy-baked.
352
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:15,527
Look. Mr. Feeny.
you have to Listen to me.
353
00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:17,529
I Lost my father's
silver gloves...
354
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:18,996
and I have to find them.
355
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:22,364
You're dripping on my oxfords.
356
00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:25,529
Now put your clothes on
and go home.
357
00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:37,707
Cory!
Thank God you're alive!
358
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,742
[SIGHS]
Now I'm going to kill you.
359
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:44,347
I'm sorry, Mom.
360
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:47,791
Dad, I'm sorry.
361
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:50,022
I lost your silver gloves.
362
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:52,394
I didn't know how important
they were to you.
363
00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:54,558
Mr. Feeny just called
and said you snuck...
364
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,034
into the "Y" and
you were diving by yourself.
365
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,229
Is that true?
366
00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:00,295
I tried to find the gloves.
367
00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:02,967
Cory, I don't care about
those gloves.
368
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,944
Dad, yes, you do.
You know you do.
369
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,538
Yes, I care about them.
That's why I gave them to you.
370
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,242
And when I was young
and in the Navy...
371
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:11,772
they were the most important
thing in the world to me.
372
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,786
But now I don't care
if I lose those silly gloves.
373
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,789
I care if I lose you.
Huh? You understand that?
374
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,792
Maybe it's best
if I never leave home.
375
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,852
Bad things only happen
when I leave.
376
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:25,488
Alan, he's grounding himself.
377
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,897
Don't let him
take that away from us.
378
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:30,629
Sorry, Mom.
Go ahead and ground away.
379
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:34,606
Why don't you just go upstairs,
dry off, and go to bed?
380
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,801
[DOORBELL RINGS]
381
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:39,805
Amy.
382
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,574
- George.
- Alan.
383
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:44,014
Thanks for
being there tonight, George.
384
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:47,713
Mr. Feeny, you didn't come over
to yell at me more, did you?
385
00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:52,213
No, I can wait until
we're back in class for that.
386
00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:55,955
I just thought
that maybe you'd want these.
387
00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:59,297
Mr. Feeny,
I can't believe this!
388
00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:01,026
This is great! Thank you!
389
00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:07,734
How did I get here?
390
00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:10,469
We'll pretend it never happened.
391
00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:14,543
Well, good night all.
392
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,047
Wait a minute.
393
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:18,277
How come it was oK
for you to go diving...
394
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:20,512
without a buddy,
but not for me?
395
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,521
I didn't have to go diving,
Einstein.
396
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,045
They were in the filter.
397
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:27,423
You see what you give me
to work with?
398
00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:35,995
Dad, here.
399
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:40,236
What are you doing?
I gave these to you.
400
00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:43,730
No. I don't deserve them,
at least not yet.
401
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:46,370
Just hold onto them
for me now...
402
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:47,777
and give them
back to me...
403
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:49,644
on the most important day
of my life.
404
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,513
When will that be?
405
00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:54,314
Whatever day you give them back.
406
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,863
You want me to lie to Mommy?
407
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:07,058
Of course not. I don't want you
to lie to Mommy.
408
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,863
I just want this to be
a secret between you and me.
409
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,699
OK. What is it?
410
00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:15,901
Yes!
411
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,102
Go on. open it.
412
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,746
Thank you, Daddy.
413
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,271
Oh, you're welcome.
414
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:27,146
What's the matter?
415
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:30,155
Did you win this horse
when you were in the Navy?
416
00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:31,383
No.
417
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,683
Then why is this important?
418
00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:37,855
Well, it's important
because you wanted it...
419
00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:39,159
and I went to the store...
420
00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:40,688
and I bought it for you
with my money.
421
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:44,692
Did you win this horse
when you were in the Navy?
422
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:46,864
Yes, I did????????????????????????????????????????????????
423
00:21:46,914 --> 00:21:51,464
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