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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,304 --> 00:00:07,137 Topanga and I invested our imaginary $1,000... 2 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:08,573 in the stock market. 3 00:00:08,609 --> 00:00:13,410 - And how did you do? - We kicked Wall Street butt. 4 00:00:13,447 --> 00:00:15,347 Yet, none of the companies we invested in... 5 00:00:15,382 --> 00:00:19,375 discriminate on the basis of race, sex, or bad karma. 6 00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:25,221 You got to love her. 7 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:28,660 You got to lock her up. 8 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:30,663 Well thought out, Mr. Minkus. 9 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:32,665 Very politically correct, Miss Lawrence. 10 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:34,223 Which company's next? 11 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:37,396 Mr. Feeny, this project wasn't due for another week. 12 00:00:37,437 --> 00:00:39,905 This is just a progress report, Mr. Matthews. 13 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:43,376 Those companies Who've made progress should have no problem. 14 00:00:43,410 --> 00:00:46,072 Ahem. We have a problem. 15 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:52,551 Our investment plan is... 16 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:54,053 proceeding. 17 00:00:54,087 --> 00:00:57,056 We are pleased to report we have absolutely no losses. 18 00:00:57,090 --> 00:01:00,617 And we haven't fired anybody, and nobody quit. 19 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:02,652 They haven't even started yet. 20 00:01:04,364 --> 00:01:05,831 No? 21 00:01:05,866 --> 00:01:08,198 [BELL RINGS] 22 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:12,500 Come here. 23 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:20,371 In the week that you have left with this assignment... 24 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:22,507 I Want to see some real effort. 25 00:01:22,549 --> 00:01:25,848 Mr. Feeny, "effort" is my middle name. 26 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:27,786 'Cause it starts with "F '." 27 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:33,225 I'm glad our company is making money... 28 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:35,421 because as the future mother of my children... 29 00:01:35,462 --> 00:01:38,431 you are going to live in the lap of luxury... 30 00:01:38,465 --> 00:01:41,628 because I am a provider, babe. 31 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:45,694 Minkus, anyone can draw lines on a chart... 32 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:47,400 and say they're making money. 33 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:48,635 You know, you guys are big talk... 34 00:01:48,675 --> 00:01:49,869 because you're bigger than me... 35 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:51,377 but when it comes to using your brains... 36 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:52,844 how confident are you? 37 00:01:52,879 --> 00:01:55,143 More confidenter than you. 38 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:59,385 Let me handle the negotiations, Mongo. 39 00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:01,717 What have you got in mind? 40 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:04,155 I say we forget Feeny's imaginary money... 41 00:02:04,191 --> 00:02:07,183 and we invest real money and see who comes out on top. 42 00:02:07,227 --> 00:02:09,252 I don't have a real $1,000. 43 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:10,763 You get an allowance, don't you? 44 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:13,129 That five bucks is sacred. That's my snack money. 45 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:14,292 - Afraid? - No. 46 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:15,494 - Yes. - Make it ten. 47 00:02:15,535 --> 00:02:16,968 - Are you nuts? - Fifteen. 48 00:02:17,004 --> 00:02:18,130 Apparently, I'm invisible. 49 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:19,468 - Twenty. - Twenty-five. 50 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:22,373 Topanga, make them stop talking. 51 00:02:22,409 --> 00:02:24,843 As an equal partner in our corporation... 52 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:27,312 I'd like to have a voice in this. 53 00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:28,837 Fine. Let me set it up for you. 54 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:32,181 It's me against them in a battle of wits. 55 00:02:32,219 --> 00:02:34,653 $300,000. 56 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:37,179 Ten bucks it is. 57 00:02:37,224 --> 00:02:40,284 There's a sucker born every minute. 58 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,562 TWo that minute. 59 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:46,889 I'm just going to give this to Minkus now... 60 00:02:46,933 --> 00:02:48,332 so I don't get attached to it. 61 00:02:48,368 --> 00:02:50,336 It's been real, Abe. 62 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:51,837 OK, I've got an idea. 63 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:54,033 Let's call my Uncle Frank. He knows horses. 64 00:02:54,074 --> 00:02:56,440 You want to bet our allowances on a horse? 65 00:02:56,476 --> 00:03:00,378 Come on. Uncle Frank puts our 10 bucks on a 5-to-1 shot. 66 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:01,813 Bingo, bango... fifty bucks. 67 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:05,011 We win the bet, we sell our story, we're movie stars. 68 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,488 Shawn, I just have one question. 69 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:11,491 If your uncle knows how to make money this easy... 70 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:14,187 how come he lives in a trailer? 71 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:19,188 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 72 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,489 We bet our whole week's allowance on a horse. 73 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:21,221 I can't breathe. My lungs can't take it. 74 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:24,230 I got... gastritis. 75 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:29,359 Hey, who sent you a valentine? 76 00:04:29,402 --> 00:04:31,996 "Dear Boom-Boom..." 77 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:35,433 That's what my dad calls my mom... 78 00:04:35,475 --> 00:04:37,136 when he thinks no one's listening. 79 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:39,338 Boom-Boom? 80 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:42,007 Yeah, it makes me sick, too. 81 00:04:42,048 --> 00:04:44,744 "Roses are red, violets are blue... 82 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:49,154 "Valentine's Monday, let's rendezvous." 83 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:51,817 They're always leaving goofy notes for each other... 84 00:04:51,858 --> 00:04:54,053 secret meetings, romantic weekends. 85 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:57,860 When you're a parent, that's all you have left. 86 00:04:57,898 --> 00:05:00,366 Yeah, my folks are romantic like that. 87 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:04,996 Last year for Valentine's Day, my dad rotated my mom's tires. 88 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:06,300 ANNOUNCER: And now the results... 89 00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:07,931 of the ninth race from Aqueduct. 90 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:09,601 It's posttime. 91 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,668 The winner is Tuna MeLt by a neck... 92 00:05:11,711 --> 00:05:14,179 followed by Hot Wax and Jacob's Ladder. 93 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:16,739 Tuna MeLt paid 19. 80 to win... 94 00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:19,308 8. 60 to pLace. and 5. 40 to show. 95 00:05:19,352 --> 00:05:21,912 - Aah! - What? What? 96 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:24,253 - We won! - How much? 97 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:25,724 This times this. 98 00:05:27,894 --> 00:05:29,418 Ninety-nine bucks. 99 00:05:29,462 --> 00:05:31,362 - Aah! - Aah! 100 00:05:31,398 --> 00:05:34,026 - What is the matter? - We won! 101 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:35,432 He means the Flyers. 102 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:38,198 Sudden death overtime goal. Very exciting. 103 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:41,332 You guys act like you had money on the game. 104 00:05:41,374 --> 00:05:42,739 Oh, mom. 105 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,902 What is this? 106 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:50,114 Breathe in. [INHALES] 107 00:05:51,484 --> 00:05:52,951 You oK, Mrs. Matthews? 108 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:56,547 Huh? oh, yeah. I'm fine. I was just thinking... 109 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:58,615 I got to get a sitter for Monday night. 110 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:01,286 Breathe out. [EXHALES] 111 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:03,319 I started babysitting when I was around twelve... 112 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,331 and you're almost twelve. 113 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,333 Maybe you could stay with Morgan. 114 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,301 The job pays $2.00 an hour. 115 00:06:09,336 --> 00:06:11,827 Whew. Two bucks... that's a lot of money. 116 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:12,998 Mom, you know what? 117 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:15,974 Keep the two bucks and buy yourself a nice dress. 118 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:18,273 Gee, thanks, Cor. 119 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:21,246 OK, Monday night. I'll take a chance on you. 120 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:27,842 Whew. You almost spilled the beans to Boom-Boom. 121 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:32,120 Hey, we just won a hundred bucks. 122 00:06:32,158 --> 00:06:33,523 - Yes! - Yes! 123 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:34,720 [IMITATING SHOTS] 124 00:06:35,595 --> 00:06:36,721 - Hah! - Hah! 125 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:37,855 & Doo doo doo doo doo & 126 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,365 & Doo doo doo doo doo & 127 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,333 & Doo doo doo doo & 128 00:06:41,368 --> 00:06:43,097 Come here, guys. 129 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:45,866 Now... would this bother you? 130 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,874 All right. Your name is Brianna Henshaw. 131 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,307 You're the best-looking girl in school. 132 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:50,866 So one day you see me... 133 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:53,379 accidentally stumble into your best friend Debbie... 134 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:56,075 and inadvertently French-kiss her. 135 00:06:56,116 --> 00:07:00,416 Now you won't go out with me. Why won't you go out with me? 136 00:07:00,453 --> 00:07:02,421 I'm a little bit country. 137 00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:04,855 You're a little bit rock 'n' roll. 138 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:08,418 Hey, Eric, you like this girl... 139 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:10,986 well, then, you got to take a big risk. 140 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:13,659 - I know about this. - oh, you do? 141 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:17,329 Well, I'm always eager to get romantic advice from a fetus. 142 00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:19,463 The point is, you're never going to win her over... 143 00:07:19,506 --> 00:07:22,942 unless you do something bold, unless you take a risk. 144 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:27,106 That's how I live my life. I'm Risk Boy. 145 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:33,347 After careful market analysis... 146 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:35,854 product testing, and strategic planning... 147 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:38,858 we bet on Tuna Melt to win. 148 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:41,190 You gambled with your $10? 149 00:07:41,227 --> 00:07:44,958 - It's $1,000. - oh, right, right. 150 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:47,364 You invested your money on a racehorse? 151 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,628 And we won. 152 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:52,104 Call the police, Mr. Feeny. It's illegal for minors to bet. 153 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:54,368 Well, now, he has a point, Mr. Matthews. 154 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:57,774 Yes, he does. Good point, little nerdling. 155 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,335 Except in this assignment... 156 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:02,439 we're supposed to be businessmen and businesswomen. 157 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,676 And as we all know... 158 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:06,982 it's perfectly legal for men and women to play the ponies. 159 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:11,320 Mm-hmm. Although I don't condone gambling in any form... 160 00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:13,826 Mr. Matthews and Hunter have demonstrated... 161 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:17,318 a basic tenet of American free enterprise... 162 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:20,731 the bigger the risk, the bigger the reward. 163 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:23,964 - Risk, risk, risk. - Reward, reward, reward. 164 00:08:25,805 --> 00:08:28,638 Oh, please. 165 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:31,075 I think they were very bold. 166 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:32,840 Gold digger. 167 00:08:39,786 --> 00:08:42,346 A hundred bucks and an "A." 168 00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:44,949 It just doesn't get any better than this. 169 00:08:46,893 --> 00:08:50,693 I am a dating god. Worship me. 170 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:55,690 Ignore him. Maybe his big head will float him upstairs. 171 00:08:55,735 --> 00:08:58,295 I was bold, I took a risk... 172 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:01,637 and now I got a date with Brianna Henshaw. 173 00:09:01,674 --> 00:09:04,973 And you should be saying thank you to whom? 174 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:08,640 The Helco Locker Company of Madison, Wisconsin. 175 00:09:08,681 --> 00:09:11,377 - Why? - I stuffed myself in her locker. 176 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:14,478 Eric, when I said take a risk... 177 00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:16,989 I didn't want you to become a stalker. 178 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:20,322 I only had to wait in there for, like, three periods. 179 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:23,261 I mean, she came back from math, and there I was... 180 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:25,992 her compact bundle of love. 181 00:09:26,032 --> 00:09:29,092 The greater the risk, the greater the return. 182 00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:30,602 What's this? 183 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:34,504 "Dear Pooh-bear..." 184 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:36,702 From mom to dad. 185 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:39,837 Ooh. Boom-Boom's reply. 186 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:43,679 "Blue is the violet, red is the rose. 187 00:09:43,716 --> 00:09:45,911 "Wear that sexy cologne, and meet me at 8:00... 188 00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:48,978 at the place where you proposed." 189 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:53,118 Poetry is not Boom-Boom's strong suit. 190 00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:54,626 Poetry. Girls love poetry. 191 00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:58,097 Uh, there once was a guy in a locker... 192 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:02,391 Who just got a date... what a shocker. 193 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:11,037 You are a real chip off the old Boom-Boom. 194 00:10:11,077 --> 00:10:14,205 Hey, Shawn, can you reach your Uncle Frank right now? 195 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:16,112 Yeah. Why? 196 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:19,118 Because I have wasted the last twelve years of my life. 197 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:20,676 Huh? 198 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:23,951 "Don't swim after you eat. Don't read in the dark. 199 00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:27,687 Don't stick your head in the ball return." 200 00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:29,422 What are you talking about? 201 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:32,397 I've been playing it safe all my life... 202 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:33,899 and where's it gotten me? 203 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:37,198 Here in a room with you. 204 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,068 Thanks a lot. 205 00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:41,505 I'm talking about risk, Shawn. 206 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:43,736 Big risk... big reward. 207 00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:45,903 Bigger risk... bigger reward. 208 00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:49,244 Feeny finally taught us something that we can use. 209 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:50,647 Call your uncle. 210 00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:52,810 You want to risk our hundred bucks? 211 00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:54,285 I Want to live. 212 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:59,091 ANNOUNCER: The FLyers swept by MontreaL. 6-3. 213 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:00,592 Forget the stinking Flyers. 214 00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:03,357 Give me the fifth race at Pimlico. 215 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:06,365 And now the results of the fifth race at PimLico. 216 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,367 Come on, Neck Flap, baby! 217 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:11,302 And the winner is N... 218 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:13,862 Nuh? What kind of name is Nuh? 219 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:16,501 You idiot! You ripped the plug out of the wall. 220 00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:18,511 Well, he said Nuh. It's got to be Neck Flap. 221 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:20,103 What other horse starts with Nuh? 222 00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:25,106 OK, we got Neck Flap, Nux Vomica... 223 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:29,554 Nunzio's Dream, and, remarkably a horse called Nuh. 224 00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:32,581 Come on, get on the horn and call your uncle. 225 00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:38,822 Gus, Shawn. Give me Frankie Two Toes. 226 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:41,459 Frankie Two... why is he called Frankie Two Toes? 227 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:44,470 Well, I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. 228 00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:47,337 Uncle Frank, how'd our horse do? 229 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,739 Yeah. Uh-huh. 230 00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:51,243 What? What's the matter? 231 00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:54,246 I knew we shouldn't have bet on Neck Flap. 232 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,441 All the smart money was on Nuh. 233 00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:59,750 I know, I know. We lost it all. 234 00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:01,253 Uncle Frank says... 235 00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:03,949 We just lost all our money, because we took a risk. 236 00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:05,821 Because We didn't play it safe. 237 00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:08,918 I'll never take another risk as long as I live. 238 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:12,022 We just won six hundred and eighty bucks. 239 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,363 Let it ride! 240 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,061 Yeah! Yeah! 241 00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:23,173 Let's count it again. 242 00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:26,940 It's been 680 bucks the last 12 times. 243 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:29,346 Don't you love twenties? 244 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,748 I'm going to go get us a pizza. 245 00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:35,743 Fine. Go. But get a receipt. This is a business dinner. 246 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,657 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 247 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:40,886 Two-to-one, that phone rings again. 248 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,952 [RING] 249 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:45,487 I can't lose. 250 00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:47,658 Matthews and Hunter, entrepreneurs. 251 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:51,158 Oh, hi, mom. No. Dad left forty minutes ago. 252 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,729 He was dressed real nice for Valentine's Day. 253 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,240 You're going to love him. All right, got to go. 254 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,742 Time is money. 255 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,640 You're busted! 256 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,842 I didn't do anything illegal. 257 00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:08,343 Look, I know you're new at this, so I'll cut you a break. 258 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:09,980 You're supposed to entertain me! 259 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,092 Forget it, you rug rat. 260 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,617 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 261 00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,357 Five-to-one it's dad. 262 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,365 Hello. Hi, dad. 263 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:20,866 Ho, I'm good! 264 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,868 No. Mom just called for you. 265 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:24,927 Well, I'm telling you, she's there. 266 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,836 She's probably in the next phone booth. 267 00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:27,999 OK, bye. 268 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,942 Man, I can't believe mom and dad can't find each other. 269 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,342 How big is this restaurant? 270 00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:33,970 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 271 00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:36,607 Mom, dad just called and... 272 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,843 Shawn? 273 00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:40,114 What? Are you kidding me? 274 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,621 Lenny Dykstra? Keep him there. 275 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,123 I don't know, tie him to a chair. 276 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,420 OK, bye. 277 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,290 Morgan, get your coat. 278 00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:52,088 Come on, Morgan. We got to hurry. 279 00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:56,431 Lenny Dykstra's having dinner at Bob Stubchek's Pizza World. 280 00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:59,632 You wouldn't play with me, I'm not going with you. 281 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,765 Morgan. 282 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:04,972 Morgan. 283 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,876 Morgan, come out of there. 284 00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:08,039 No! 285 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,015 Morgan, if I can get these baseball cards signed... 286 00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:11,175 they're worth a fortune. 287 00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:12,343 What do you say? 288 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:16,014 What part of "no" don't you understand? 289 00:14:16,055 --> 00:14:19,616 Morgan, come on. He's halfway through his pizza. 290 00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:22,127 Do you understand how important this is? 291 00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:24,527 [TOILET FLUSHES] 292 00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,760 Fine, Morgan. You want to stay in there? 293 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,030 I bet you five cupcakes... 294 00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:32,196 that you can't stay in this house all by yourself... 295 00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:34,536 without getting into any trouble. 296 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:36,303 Six cupcakes. 297 00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:37,866 You're on. I'll be right back. 298 00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:00,255 Cool. 299 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:07,095 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 300 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,320 [MUSIC STOPS] 301 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:38,933 I hold in my hand one dozen freshly signed... 302 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:41,838 mint-condition Lenny Dykstra rookie cards. 303 00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:43,842 Getting more valuable every second. 304 00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:48,870 They're more valuable now... now, now. 305 00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:51,247 - Ka-ching! - Ka-ching! 306 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,184 Wait a minute. 307 00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:55,779 I didn't leave the front door open. 308 00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,449 Uh-oh. 309 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,219 Morgan! 310 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,225 Morgan! 311 00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:06,123 Shawn, Morgan's gone. 312 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:10,168 Oh, this is bad. This is bad. 313 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:13,036 This is bad. This is bad. 314 00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:14,505 This is really bad. This is... 315 00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:16,531 - Mr. Feeny. - Mr. Matthews. 316 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,043 I did a bad thing. I did a terrible thing. 317 00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:19,135 I thought I couldn't lose. 318 00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:20,702 I took a risk I never should have. 319 00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:24,238 Calm down, Mr. Matthews. It's just imaginary money. 320 00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:26,251 No, but it was my real baby sister. 321 00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:28,253 I took a chance and left her by herself. 322 00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:30,255 Someone broke in and kidnapped her. 323 00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:33,053 - Morgan's in the tree house. - What? 324 00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:35,322 Morgan! 325 00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:38,660 This is bad. This is bad. This is bad. 326 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:42,134 Morgan. It's oK. It's me. 327 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,136 - Too tight. - Sorry. 328 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,831 Here. 329 00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:47,840 I did a bad thing. 330 00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:50,399 No, you didn't. I did a bad thing. 331 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:53,037 I never should've left you alone. 332 00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:55,411 I broke a Window. 333 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,575 Well, no one's going to know that... 334 00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,209 because I'll tell mom and dad that I did it. 335 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:00,378 Why? 336 00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:02,148 Well, if I hadn't left you alone... 337 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:05,646 it never would've happened, so it really is my fault. 338 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:09,422 I promise, I won't let you be in trouble with mom and dad, oK? 339 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:10,986 OK. 340 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:19,262 I hope you don't plan on going into babysitting professionally. 341 00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,805 ALan. it was humiliating. 342 00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,834 How could you go to the wrong restaurant? 343 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,971 Or was proposing to me that forgettable? 344 00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:31,040 I can only say I'm sorry so many times. 345 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:33,108 How could you forget something so important? 346 00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:36,610 You're right. I am the crass, unfeeling dunderhead... 347 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:39,648 who forgot that I proposed to you at Chez Lafleur. 348 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:43,628 Yes, you are. And I may forgive you in time. 349 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,668 What restaurant did you go to anyway? 350 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:52,762 Can't we just forget about this... 351 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:55,740 just get on to the romantic part of the evening? 352 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:56,935 Mm-hmm. 353 00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:00,970 Just tell me. Where did you go? 354 00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:03,243 I Went to Phil's Grill. 355 00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:07,116 Phil's grill? That's... oh. 356 00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:09,644 What? "oh"? 357 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,156 Come on. Let's go inside. 358 00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:12,657 No, wait a minute, wait a minute. 359 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:15,354 That was a big mistake. "oh." 360 00:18:15,394 --> 00:18:16,952 Can't we just get on... 361 00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:19,624 with the romantic part of the evening, Pooh-bear? 362 00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:22,634 No, wait a minute. No, no, no. Don't you Pooh-bear me. 363 00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:26,434 I did propose to you at Phil's Grill, didn't I? 364 00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:31,000 - Yes, you did. - ooh, I knew it! I knew it. 365 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:32,772 What happened at Chez Lafleur? 366 00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:35,781 I was proposed to at Chez Lafleur. 367 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,046 Not by me. 368 00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,575 Are you hungry? I'm so hungry. 369 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,746 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 370 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,914 Who proposed to you at Chez Lafleur? 371 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:47,323 - Mark BraithWaite. - Mark BraithWaite? 372 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,385 Mark BraithWaite proposed to you? 373 00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:51,191 Who is Mark Braithwaite? 374 00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:54,028 - Some guy. - Some guy? 375 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,296 Some random drive-by proposal? 376 00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:59,304 Somebody proposed to you, and you didn't tell me about it? 377 00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:01,203 - No. - Why not? 378 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:04,141 Oh, 'cause silly me, I thought maybe you'd get angry. 379 00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:08,135 Oh, well, fine. obviously you know me. I don't know you. 380 00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:09,670 Alan! 381 00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:11,683 Did you accept the proposal? 382 00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:14,686 Do you have another set of children in Muncie, lndiana? 383 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,187 Are Vera, Chuck, and Dave... 384 00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:18,087 waiting for their mother to come back... 385 00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:21,093 after stepping out for gum eighteen years ago? 386 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:25,530 "So the velveteen rabbit said, 'l am a real rabbit."' 387 00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:29,864 - Alan. - Amy, if that's your real name. 388 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:32,632 Cory, what happened? 389 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,641 It's all my fault. No one else is to blame except me. 390 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:36,835 But don't worry, dad. 391 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,275 I'm going to pay for it out of my own money. 392 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:41,177 Your own money? How are you going to do that? 393 00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:42,680 Well, I would tell you... 394 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:44,444 but the yelling and screaming that would happen... 395 00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:46,644 would only wake up my dear little sister... 396 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,086 who, thank God, is still alive. 397 00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:54,559 Well, based on performance figures to date... 398 00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:56,185 it seems as though... 399 00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:58,822 the Matthews-Hunter Consortium... 400 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,560 is our most profitable corporation. 401 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,865 So, gentlemen, do you have any business tips... 402 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,236 for our other young entrepreneurs? 403 00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:10,731 Yeah. Some people bet on a jockey. 404 00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:14,678 I say, "Give me a horse that can run in the mud." 405 00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:18,375 oh, bravo. 406 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,882 Anything to add, Mr. Matthews? 407 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:24,389 Yes. The greater the risk... 408 00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:25,890 the greater the potential profit. 409 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:28,325 Just like you taught us, Mr. Feeny. 410 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,828 Yes, but sometimes the glitter of the profit... 411 00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:33,627 makes one lose sight of the risk. 412 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,134 And you should never gamble anything... 413 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,193 that you can't afford to lose. 414 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:41,536 - I didn't teach you that. - No, you didn't. 415 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:45,340 I kind of managed to trip over that one myself. 416 00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:48,346 [BELL RINGS] 417 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:57,084 You know, Stu, I was so busy counting money yesterday... 418 00:20:57,123 --> 00:21:00,320 I completely forgot to give you your valentine. 419 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:02,623 So... here. 420 00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:05,186 No hard feelings, eh, big brain? 421 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,333 Should I open it? 422 00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:10,858 I know it's just going to be insulting and mean. 423 00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:13,667 Sticks and stones may break your bones... 424 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:15,765 but words can never hurt you. 425 00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:18,907 I made that up. 426 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:25,315 Mm-hmm. 427 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:29,947 - "Happy Valentine's Day." - Ah. 428 00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:31,479 "Turn around." 429 00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:54,437 Here, mom. 430 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,777 What's this? 431 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,079 It's all the money Shawn and I had left over... 432 00:21:58,117 --> 00:22:00,551 after we paid for the vase and the door. 433 00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:02,110 And you spent it on me? 434 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,418 Easy come, easy go. 435 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:12,760 Is that from Mark BraithWaite? 436 00:22:12,798 --> 00:22:16,461 No. It's from Cory Matthews. 437 00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:20,131 Well, in case it gets lonely. 438 00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:26,108 Pooh-bear, they're beautiful. Why? 439 00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:30,605 Because this was the worst Valentine's Day of my life. 440 00:22:30,649 --> 00:22:32,617 Including the time that Margie Dwyer... 441 00:22:32,651 --> 00:22:34,881 told all the girls in fifth grade I had cooties... 442 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,512 and they threw my cards away. 443 00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:38,614 Oh. 444 00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:40,124 And I was thinking... 445 00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:42,684 that you may have been proposed to twice... 446 00:22:42,728 --> 00:22:45,663 but you only said yes once... 447 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:48,792 and I'm glad it was me. 448 00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:50,927 Happy Valentine's Day, Boom-Boom. 449 00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:55,938 So... 450 00:22:57,843 --> 00:23:02,109 What makes you think I was only proposed to twice???????????????????????????????????????????????? 451 00:23:02,159 --> 00:23:06,709 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32813

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