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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,269 --> 00:00:05,727 Hey, Cory. Brought you a great article on Barry Bonds. 2 00:00:05,772 --> 00:00:08,036 Ah, the $43-million man. 3 00:00:08,075 --> 00:00:09,303 Why do they call him that? 4 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:10,503 Because that's what he's getting paid... 5 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:12,205 to play baseball for six years. 6 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:15,613 7.16 million a year? 7 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:18,618 If that's what it comes out to, yeah. 8 00:00:18,652 --> 00:00:21,485 He happens to be one of the top guys in baseball. 9 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,387 Well, I happen to think Mr. Feeny is... 10 00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:24,981 one of the top guys in teaching... 11 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,721 and he makes about 40,000 a year. 12 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:29,422 That stinks. 13 00:00:29,463 --> 00:00:31,522 Finally. Something we agree on. 14 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:32,725 Yeah. 15 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:34,927 Feeny ain't worth that kind of money. 16 00:00:34,968 --> 00:00:37,436 You thought I meant he was overpaid? 17 00:00:37,471 --> 00:00:39,439 I meant that Mr. Feeny... 18 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:41,998 is grossly and tragically underpaid. 19 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,010 Minkus... May I call you Minkus? 20 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,012 Does spelling ever change? No. 21 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:48,514 Does history ever change? Uh-uh. 22 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:50,517 Does Feeny ever change? Never. 23 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:52,519 Know why? He doesn't have to. 24 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,521 Know why? 'Cause nothing about... 25 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,523 teaching sixth grade ever changes. 26 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:57,854 Well, I think you're wrong. 27 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,358 Well, Ithinkl'm right. 28 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,793 I think in about five seconds, Feeny walks in here... 29 00:01:01,828 --> 00:01:03,796 takes a sip from the drinking fountain... 30 00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:06,424 flicks his mustache, goes to the coffee machine... 31 00:01:06,466 --> 00:01:08,900 sees me, and says, "Good morning, Mr. Matthews. 32 00:01:08,936 --> 00:01:10,369 "I trust you've done the homework." 33 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:12,201 Every day the same thing. 34 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:14,833 He's so predictable. 35 00:01:18,378 --> 00:01:20,437 Good morning, Mr. Matthews. 36 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:21,845 I trust you've done the homework. 37 00:01:21,882 --> 00:01:23,349 Yes, I did, sir. 38 00:01:23,383 --> 00:01:27,217 BoTH: But my little sister ate it. 39 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:29,620 You are so predictable. 40 00:02:32,219 --> 00:02:34,016 This Week in Social Studies... 41 00:02:34,054 --> 00:02:36,716 we'll be talking about prejudice. 42 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:39,225 Good, 'cause I'm prejudiced against the scungy food... 43 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:40,817 in the cafeteria. 44 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:42,158 [CLASS LAUGHS] 45 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,863 We will be discussing black slavery... 46 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:47,628 in the American South... 47 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,966 the Jews in Nazi Germany... 48 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:53,097 and several examples of prejudice throughout history. 49 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:54,607 Tonight your assignment... 50 00:02:54,641 --> 00:02:57,838 is to read the first 30 pages of that book. 51 00:02:57,878 --> 00:03:00,346 Aw, man, it's a book about some girl. 52 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:02,905 [BELL RINGS] 53 00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:04,712 Mr. Matthews. 54 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:06,218 I'll read it anyway. 55 00:03:06,253 --> 00:03:09,051 I'll do my homework, really. 56 00:03:09,089 --> 00:03:11,057 I note an escalating tendency... 57 00:03:11,091 --> 00:03:13,059 for you to make humorous comments... 58 00:03:13,093 --> 00:03:15,561 about the things I'm teaching, Mr. Matthews. 59 00:03:15,595 --> 00:03:18,063 You are making my job very difficult. 60 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:20,828 We both know it's not very hard to teach sixth grade... 61 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,562 so I always thought you secretly liked... 62 00:03:22,602 --> 00:03:24,627 that I make it a little more challenging. 63 00:03:24,671 --> 00:03:28,198 Oh, so that's it. My job is easy. 64 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:30,175 Well, you know, same stuff every year. 65 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,178 The only thing that changes is the students. 66 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:35,375 You know, I always thought you had the easy job... 67 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:38,111 just sitting in class, listening. 68 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:39,618 Are you kidding? 69 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:41,621 Thirty-five hours a week in here with you? 70 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:43,122 Major homework every night? 71 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:44,623 It never stops, Mr. Feeny. 72 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:47,126 And want to know what I get for all that? 73 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,060 Five measly bucks a week. 74 00:03:49,096 --> 00:03:51,428 You probably make that in an hour. 75 00:03:51,465 --> 00:03:52,659 Yes, I do. 76 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:56,032 That's why I can afford that Ferrari in my driveway. 77 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:58,037 You don't drive a Ferrari. 78 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,130 Oh, right. It's a Gremlin. 79 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:04,838 In any event, perhaps I have been underestimating... 80 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:07,540 the difficulty of your job as a sixth-grader. 81 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,776 Well, perhaps you have, Mr. Feeny. 82 00:04:09,816 --> 00:04:11,613 - Mmm. - What? 83 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:15,280 I could give you a chance to prove your theory. 84 00:04:15,322 --> 00:04:17,222 What do you mean? 85 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:21,717 Why don't we trade jobs for the rest of the week? 86 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,821 Because you wouldn't do that. 87 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:25,331 Oh, yes, I would. 88 00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:28,334 You may teach one of my classes until Friday... 89 00:04:28,368 --> 00:04:30,836 at which point, you will administer a test... 90 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:32,031 that I have prepared. 91 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:34,097 Will I have to take it? 92 00:04:34,141 --> 00:04:36,939 You'll be the teacher, Mr. Matthews. 93 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:41,141 You'll be having the easy job... giving the test. 94 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:45,379 And if more students than normal pass, you win. 95 00:04:45,418 --> 00:04:48,751 And if more students fail, I win. 96 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:52,816 So while I'm doing your job, what are you going to do? 97 00:04:52,859 --> 00:04:55,327 Well, since you'll be sitting in my seat... 98 00:04:55,362 --> 00:05:00,061 I think it's only fair that I should be sitting in yours. 99 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:03,331 You mean, you'd be, like, my student? 100 00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:05,895 Like... yeah. 101 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:08,066 Yes! 102 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:09,268 Would you enjoy that? 103 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,776 Yeah, that'd be oK. 104 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,972 And you'd be taking the test, right? 105 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:14,241 Right. 106 00:05:14,281 --> 00:05:17,580 OK. Deal. Just how you said. 107 00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:18,948 No take-backs. 108 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,452 No take-backs. 109 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:24,218 But why don't we make this experiment... 110 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:26,088 a little more interesting? 111 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:35,632 Hi, Mom. Hey, Weez. 112 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:39,435 - Hey, Eric. - Hi, new girlfriend. 113 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:42,441 Oh, ignore her. When she was born... 114 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:44,443 the doctor had to pry her little foot... 115 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:46,775 out of her big mouth. 116 00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:49,247 Hi, I'm the mom. It's nice to meet you. 117 00:05:49,282 --> 00:05:50,442 Hi. 118 00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:53,577 My name's Morgan, and I'm 5 1/2. 119 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:57,317 Well, my name is Linda, and I'm 15 3/4. 120 00:05:57,357 --> 00:06:00,190 I like her! 121 00:06:00,227 --> 00:06:01,694 You guys want something to eat? 122 00:06:01,728 --> 00:06:03,195 Sure. Could you... 123 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:04,424 Morgan, honey... 124 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:06,193 I could really, really use your help in the kitchen. 125 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:09,794 You're just going to have to be more independent... 126 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:12,828 'cause I want to stay and talk to Linda. 127 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,001 I tried. 128 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:18,772 So... you think I'm a new girlfriend, do you? 129 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:20,006 Uh-huh. 130 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:22,514 Guys, could we talk about, like, anything else? 131 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:24,676 Are there a lot of old girlfriends? 132 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,151 Billions. 133 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:28,552 Does anyone else have that real sharp pain... 134 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:30,647 behind their eyes? I know I do. 135 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:32,157 Well, I don't think I'm a new girlfriend. 136 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:35,286 Your brother told me that he just wanted to study with me. 137 00:06:35,328 --> 00:06:39,389 Oh, please. You're going to fall for that one? 138 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:42,902 Major snackage is now being served... 139 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:44,961 in the main dining room. 140 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:46,905 Come on, it's getting cold. 141 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:49,909 - It's ice cream. - Come on, it's getting warm. 142 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:52,935 So, isn't it about time Morgan got her own apartment? 143 00:06:57,984 --> 00:06:59,952 Whoa! That bike is fast. 144 00:06:59,986 --> 00:07:03,217 I heard your engine groaning on that last hill, Dad. 145 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:04,689 Were you two racing? 146 00:07:04,724 --> 00:07:06,783 No, no. I was just rushing home... 147 00:07:06,826 --> 00:07:09,021 and Dad happened to see me and tried to catch up. 148 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:12,156 - Racing. - Hurrying in a manly fashion. 149 00:07:12,198 --> 00:07:14,689 Now, why were you rushing to get home? 150 00:07:14,734 --> 00:07:16,031 I think you'd hang around school a while... 151 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:17,297 and show off your new bike. 152 00:07:17,337 --> 00:07:19,305 I couldn't wait to tell you. 153 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:20,966 Mr. Feeny and I made a bet... 154 00:07:21,007 --> 00:07:23,475 that I could teach Social Studies better than he can. 155 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:26,035 I'm gonna be the teacher for the rest of the week. 156 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:27,444 Isn't that great? 157 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:30,142 Cory, you barely manage a C-plus in Social Studies. 158 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:31,343 How you gonna teach it? 159 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:34,353 Hey, Mom. The book does all the teaching. 160 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:37,413 Feeny's just Vanna White pointing to the letters. 161 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:41,927 What exactly did you two high rollers bet? 162 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,793 Well, I put up my bike. 163 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:46,424 What? I just bought you that bike! 164 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:49,867 Relax, Dad. Feeny's the one who's going to lose big. 165 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:52,235 What did Mr. Feeny put up against your bike... 166 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:53,432 his Garden Weasel? 167 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:57,239 One-fifth of his weekly paycheck... 168 00:07:57,277 --> 00:07:59,802 'cause I'm teaching one of his five classes. 169 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:01,837 And come Friday, I'm rich! 170 00:08:03,683 --> 00:08:06,151 Why does Feeny want that bike? 171 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:07,653 Oh, Alan, obviously... 172 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:10,656 this is one of those Mr. Feeny lesson things. 173 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:12,749 Well, what if the lesson is... 174 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:14,692 "I want that bike"? 175 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,465 Now, I'm really in charge. 176 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,232 You're not going to call the bet off... 177 00:08:25,271 --> 00:08:27,136 if I do things a teensy bit different... 178 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:28,640 from the way you would? 179 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:30,643 We made a bet, Mr. Matthews. 180 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:33,840 It's your class. They are your minds to mold. 181 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:37,714 Cool! 182 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:39,946 Good morning, class. 183 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:41,886 For the rest of the Week... 184 00:08:41,921 --> 00:08:44,549 I'm going to be your Social Studies teacher. 185 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:47,617 Mr. Feeny? What's going on? 186 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:52,922 Don't ask me. He's the man in charge. 187 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:55,730 That's right, Minkus, my boy. Me. 188 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:59,569 I'm your new teacher, and my name is... 189 00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:04,071 Hey... 190 00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:08,814 Dude. 191 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:15,547 That all right with you... George? 192 00:09:15,588 --> 00:09:19,319 Mi cLase es su cLase. 193 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:24,422 And you guys know that rule about no baseball caps in class? 194 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:26,022 History! 195 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,363 BOYS: Yeah! 196 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:31,327 Yeah, Topanga. 197 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:33,339 If we're going to eliminate the cap rule... 198 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:36,570 can we also discard the dress code in its entirety? 199 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:39,578 Why? You're not thinking about showing up... 200 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:41,944 like, naked tomorrow, are you? 201 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:43,141 CLASS: ooh! 202 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:46,641 No. Although I find nothing shameful about nudity. 203 00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:48,654 I was thinking about wearing garments... 204 00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:51,156 from cultures more in tune with the goddess. 205 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:53,591 A sari, perhaps, or a pareo. 206 00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:56,220 Yeah, fine. As long as you're covered up. 207 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,494 People, people, people. 208 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,727 Are we going to do our Social Studies work today? 209 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:04,259 Minkus, Minkus, Minkus. 210 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:05,498 Shut up. 211 00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:09,874 OK, guys, for homework tonight... 212 00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:12,901 read the first 30 pages in Whatever that book Was... 213 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,005 that George assigned us yesterday. 214 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,016 But that was the assignment last night. 215 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:21,851 Minkus! Not long ago, I was a student myself... 216 00:10:21,888 --> 00:10:24,356 and I remember that sixth-graders... 217 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:26,358 don't always do their homework... 218 00:10:26,392 --> 00:10:29,122 so this way, everyone gets a second chance. 219 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:34,464 Excuse me, Mr. Hey Dude, but I did my homework. 220 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:36,128 Minkus, get a life. 221 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:39,138 That's your homework assignment. Get a life. 222 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:44,844 Hey, Dad. Hey, Weez. 223 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:48,041 Hey, Weasel, check it out. Look what Linda sent for you. 224 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:50,606 It's beautiful. What is it? 225 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,483 This is a genuine Japanese lantern. 226 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:54,817 That was very nice of Linda. 227 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:56,321 Yeah. She brought it all the way back from Tokyo... 228 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:57,721 and she wants you to have it. 229 00:10:57,757 --> 00:10:59,918 Look, you put it over the lamp you have in your room... 230 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:01,756 all the pretty colors will shine through. 231 00:11:01,794 --> 00:11:03,261 I'm gonna try it right now. 232 00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:05,264 - All right. - How was your day? 233 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,357 I can't talk, Dad. I got to go call Linda. 234 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,265 Didn't you just leave her house? 235 00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:10,792 That was 10 minutes ago. 236 00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:17,431 I'm the greatest teacher in the history of the universe. 237 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,035 It went that well, huh? 238 00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:22,275 By the end of the day, it was one big class party. 239 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:24,545 Well, what was Mr. Feeny doing during this party? 240 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:27,917 Shawn was teaching him how to play poker for gum. 241 00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:30,548 Well, when did you actually teach the lesson? 242 00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:33,423 I told you, Dad. The teacher doesn't really do anything. 243 00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:35,427 You read the book, you pass the test. 244 00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:36,894 Did you read the book? 245 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,363 I skimmed it. 246 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:40,525 Well, what was it about? 247 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:43,035 It was about the Nazis and the Jews... 248 00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:44,536 a long time ago. 249 00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:46,038 When there was prejudice and stuff. 250 00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:47,733 A long time ago. 251 00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:50,368 Yeah. The stuff is history, Dad. 252 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:54,073 Cory, not that I suddenly think your bike is in, like... 253 00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:56,911 real significant danger here, but... 254 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:59,919 could you give me the details of this bet again? 255 00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:02,683 OK. Based on the way he grades... 256 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,417 if more students than usual pass the test... 257 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:05,617 then I win. 258 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,592 - Based on the way he grades. - Right. 259 00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:09,094 - How does he grade? - Huh? 260 00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:10,595 - Does he on a curve? - Huh? 261 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,393 Feeny's gonna score pretty high, right? 262 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:13,626 He Wrote the test. 263 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:16,134 Cory, figure it out. He grades on the curve. 264 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,729 The higher he scores, the more kids will fail. 265 00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:20,363 What does that mean? 266 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:23,102 That means your bike is gone. 267 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:33,174 Look, you have to help me get the class back under control. 268 00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:34,982 Hey, you're the one who let it get out of control. 269 00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:37,683 Well, you're the one playing poker with Feeny. 270 00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,191 Lighten up, man. 271 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:42,092 You're starting to sound like a teacher. 272 00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:43,993 [BELL RINGS] 273 00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:47,124 Topanga, What are you doing? 274 00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:48,997 Moving my desk out of the way. 275 00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:52,527 I've decided I'd rather sit on a traditional yoga cushion. 276 00:12:57,910 --> 00:13:00,276 Oh, come on, Minkus, don't tell me... 277 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:03,339 you want to sit on a yogurt cushion! 278 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,851 No. You told me to get a life. 279 00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:08,877 Now I'm going to be as fun as the next guy. 280 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:14,853 OK. I know things got a little loose here yesterday... 281 00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:17,419 but we've got a test day after tomorrow... 282 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,556 and it's time to get down to business. 283 00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,899 Let's start With the roll call. 284 00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:28,433 Lawrence, Topanga. 285 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,032 I'm channeling. 286 00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:32,772 I will only answer to the name... 287 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:36,009 [GROWLS] 288 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:48,725 OK. Present, but not all here. 289 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:51,855 Hunter, Shawn. 290 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:55,400 Hunter, Shawn. 291 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:58,268 Out of my face. I'm stacking the deck. 292 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:01,831 Hey. Where's Mr. Feeny? I mean, George. 293 00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:05,435 Hey, dude. Sorry I'm late. 294 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:08,447 I was chillin' with my homies. 295 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,211 I'm in. 296 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:17,379 Minkus, this is Social Studies. 297 00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:19,550 Stop making those paper turkeys. 298 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,925 They're flamingoes, and quit calling me Minkus. 299 00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:25,430 You call everyone else by their first name... 300 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:29,128 so start calling me Stuart. 301 00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:32,035 I see your Juicy Fruit... 302 00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:34,869 and I raise you a Chiclet. 303 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,311 Still reading that book, huh, Cor? 304 00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:51,823 Just trying to prepare for class. 305 00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:54,986 You know, this teaching stuff isn't as easy as it looks. 306 00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:56,494 It's not, huh? 307 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:59,498 Nope. Nobody in class will pay any attention to me. 308 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:02,000 Well, maybe that's because you tried to be their pal... 309 00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:04,002 instead of their teacher. 310 00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:07,005 Maybe you need to set yourself apart from the class... 311 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:08,529 be more authoritative. 312 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,872 - How do I do that? - How does Feeny do it? 313 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,969 I don't know. I never paid attention. 314 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:20,144 Come on, let's go sit on the couch, all right? 315 00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:22,154 Eric? 316 00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:23,348 I got it, Cor. 317 00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:24,879 [CRYING] 318 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,916 Everything is going to be oK, all right? 319 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,894 Eric? 320 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,295 I'll talk to you later, Cor. 321 00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:35,460 It's getting chilly out there. 322 00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:36,695 Linda! Linda! 323 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:41,167 What's wrong with Linda? 324 00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:44,108 Some jerk at the mall called her a bad name. 325 00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:46,304 Where? our mall? 326 00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:48,540 What did he call you? 327 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:50,947 It's not important, Morgan. 328 00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:52,644 In our mall right here? 329 00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,016 Thank you. 330 00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:58,888 A boy at daycare once called me poo-poo head. 331 00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,722 Thanks, Morgan. 332 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:01,920 Mom. 333 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,394 Come on, Morgan. 334 00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:05,863 Let's make some hot cocoa for everybody. 335 00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:12,304 Man, sometimes people can be total idiots. 336 00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:14,329 This happened today? 337 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:26,649 SHAWN: Hey, Mr. GQ. Nice neckwear. 338 00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:29,655 Excellent Windsor knot. Did your mom tie it? 339 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:33,557 Minkus... Stuart, I need your help. 340 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,424 You're the smartest kid in class... 341 00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:36,951 and maybe if you pay attention to me... 342 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,486 some of the other kids will. 343 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,123 Why should I help you? 344 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:44,000 You made fun of Mr. Feeny and said he gets paid too much. 345 00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:45,298 [BELL RINGS] 346 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,498 Hey, dude. 347 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:49,167 Ooh, that suit. 348 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,005 It's not cool. 349 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:57,479 Class, I'd like to talk to you today about prejudice... 350 00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:01,476 and how it still exists in today's world. 351 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,490 I didn't even know that till last night... 352 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:08,483 when I saw a real smart, totally cool Asian girl... 353 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:12,487 crying her eyes out because some idiot at the mall... 354 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,432 called her a bad name. 355 00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:17,869 My lesson for today... 356 00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:21,533 is that when people treat other people badly... 357 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:25,943 because of their skin color or their religion... 358 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,946 or where they come from... 359 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,448 then real smart, totally cool people... 360 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,713 can really suffer. 361 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,720 SHAWN: Hey, George, this isn't gum. 362 00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,847 These are Rolaids. 363 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:40,120 Deal me out of this one, Mr. Hunter. 364 00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:42,024 What? Why? 365 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,221 OK. You win. 366 00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:44,786 I'm a crummy teacher, and I resign. 367 00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:58,969 Hey, Shawn, before your mother got married... 368 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,444 what was her name again? 369 00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:01,639 Cordini. 370 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,148 Cordini. 371 00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:07,482 So, that would make you a wop, right? 372 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,454 What did you call me? 373 00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:11,956 You heard what I called you. 374 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,458 Did you hear what he called me? 375 00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:14,925 I heard what he called you. 376 00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:16,929 What are you going to do about it? 377 00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,123 He's the teacher. 378 00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:19,995 What are you going to do about it? 379 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:21,499 I'm gonna knock his head off! 380 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:22,899 What if you couldn't? 381 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,802 What if you couldn't do anything about it? 382 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,066 What? 383 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,506 What if you lived in a country where I could kill you... 384 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,703 just because of your mom's last name? 385 00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,837 Cory, what are you talking about? 386 00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:37,872 A 15-year-old girl is dead! 387 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,683 Doesn't anybody care? 388 00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,153 Cory... 389 00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:50,026 She was real smart and totally cool. 390 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:52,792 She wrote this book. 391 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:55,892 Her name Was Anne Frank. 392 00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:59,063 They say she died of typhus... 393 00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:01,471 but they killed her... 394 00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:03,941 because her name Was Anne Frank. 395 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:09,645 Anne Frank was a victim of antisemitism. 396 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:12,082 Anti-Semitism. 397 00:19:13,352 --> 00:19:15,013 Thank you, Mr. Feeny. 398 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:19,157 You have to read this book... 399 00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:22,718 and you have to pass this test... 400 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,423 not because of me... 401 00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:28,490 but because when someone calls someone else a bad name... 402 00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:32,994 it's not good that just that one person jumps up. 403 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,030 We all have to jump up. 404 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:44,683 "In spite of everything... 405 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:48,278 "I still believe that people are really good at heart." 406 00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:56,725 So, what's the verdict? 407 00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:58,559 Am I riding the bus to school from now on? 408 00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:01,862 No. The same number of students passed the test as usual. 409 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,835 It's a draw. You get to keep your bike. 410 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,530 Good. 411 00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:09,007 You mean some people still failed? 412 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,805 It happens no matter how good a teacher you are. 413 00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,471 Sorry to hear that. 414 00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:16,072 I guess I didn't do such a good job. 415 00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:20,051 On the contrary, Mr. Matthews, you did an excellent job. 416 00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:21,553 Mr. Hunter, for instance... 417 00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:24,317 got a full grade higher than he usually does. 418 00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:26,654 Somehow you must have gotten his attention. 419 00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:28,159 Shawn got a "B"? 420 00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:29,422 Mm-hmm. 421 00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:32,158 At least one guy learned something from me this week. 422 00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:34,894 - TWo. - TWo? Who else? 423 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,834 You, Mr. Matthews. 424 00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:39,337 But how do you know? I didn't even take the test. 425 00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:40,838 You didn't have to. 426 00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:42,841 Do you really think that I could have gotten you... 427 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,275 to read "The Diary of Anne Frank"? 428 00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:46,938 Even if you did, Mr. Feeny... 429 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:49,812 I still wouldn't have understood it without you. 430 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:55,344 People just don't understand that about us teachers. 431 00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:57,355 That's all right, Mr. Matthews. 432 00:20:57,389 --> 00:21:02,520 In time, one learns to live with the lack of respect... 433 00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:06,554 unruly students, and minuscule pay. 434 00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:10,558 Rolaid? 435 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,578 Hey, Mom, guess what? 436 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,810 This Saturday night I got a date with a cheerleader. 437 00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:25,077 What happened to Linda? 438 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,244 She was so sweet, and I was really liking her. 439 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,379 Ma, Linda is the cheerleader. She made the team. 440 00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:30,888 Oh, that's great. 441 00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:32,914 I'm dating a popular girl all because... 442 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:36,052 I was smart enough to get in on the ground floor. 443 00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:39,121 Cheerleading is such a great experience for a girl. 444 00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:40,462 You know, I was a cheerleader. 445 00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:41,966 They had them back then? 446 00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:44,595 Yes, back then... 447 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:47,105 when the football was made out of a rock. 448 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:50,040 Let's see, my big cheer was... 449 00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:52,202 Bo-bo skideeten dooten 450 00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:53,438 LincoLn High. yay! 451 00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:55,447 Itten-bitten ditten-witten 452 00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:56,914 Bo-bo skideeten dooten 453 00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:58,439 Which diddly oten-doten 454 00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,042 Bo-bo skideeten dooten 455 00:22:00,085 --> 00:22:01,484 LincoLn High. yay! 456 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,483 Cute. 457 00:22:09,528 --> 00:22:11,553 Thank you. 458 00:22:11,597 --> 00:22:15,328 Dated, unbelievably uncool, but cute. 459 00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:16,891 [DOORBELL CHIMES] 460 00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:19,404 Mom, cheerleading isn't that rah-rah stuff anymore. 461 00:22:19,438 --> 00:22:21,133 It's cool, you know. 462 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,573 It's... it's cutting-edge. 463 00:22:23,609 --> 00:22:24,803 - Hi. - Hi. 464 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,472 Hey, congratulations. You made the squad. 465 00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:29,913 Thanks. I just had my first practice today. 466 00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:31,940 Why don't you show my mom something you learned... 467 00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:34,248 so at least she knows what's going on nowadays? 468 00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:37,119 - OK, sure. - Right here. Come on. 469 00:22:39,325 --> 00:22:40,952 Bo-bo skideeten dooten 470 00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:42,426 Adams High. yay! 471 00:22:42,461 --> 00:22:44,429 Itten-bitten witten-ditten 472 00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:45,987 Bo-bo skideeten doten 473 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,430 Which biddLy oten-doten 474 00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:49,093 Bo-bo skideeten doten 475 00:22:49,134 --> 00:22:50,692 Adams High. yay! 476 00:22:50,736 --> 00:22:53,500 All right! Y eah. 477 00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:56,875 So, what do you think? 478 00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:59,469 See, it's... it's cutting edge???????????????????????????????????????????????? 479 00:22:59,519 --> 00:23:04,069 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34680

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