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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,236 --> 00:00:03,828 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:23,446 Hmm... bag feels a little light, Dad. 3 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:25,321 - Chips! - Chips! 4 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:34,900 Chocolate chips. 5 00:00:34,935 --> 00:00:37,802 It's good to be men. 6 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:40,432 Better to be living men. 7 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:42,533 Come on, Mom. Manly food. 8 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:45,170 Come on, Cor. Momly food. 9 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:48,010 Humor her. She washes your underwear. 10 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,175 Aren't you going to cut these sandwiches? 11 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:51,616 No, no. When men eat... 12 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:53,847 they like to feel a fistful of bread and meat... 13 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,355 not some crustless little triangle. 14 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:58,585 Yeah, Mom. Last time you made us sandwiches... 15 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:00,593 all the truckers that passed us laughed... 16 00:01:00,627 --> 00:01:03,152 and thought we were major nozzles. 17 00:01:03,196 --> 00:01:05,164 I want to go see the Blue Angels. 18 00:01:05,198 --> 00:01:07,723 These aren't angels from heaven, Morgan. 19 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:09,463 Yeah, these angels are from the Navy. 20 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:11,471 Me and Dad are gonna watch 'em do formations. 21 00:01:11,505 --> 00:01:14,372 - I want to go with you. - Ya do? 22 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:15,670 Cory. 23 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:17,973 Dad. You know she can't sit still. 24 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:22,004 You know she's got an attention span of, like, two seconds. 25 00:01:22,049 --> 00:01:23,482 Morgan? 26 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:24,984 [DOORBELL CHIMES] 27 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:26,451 I got it. 28 00:01:28,288 --> 00:01:31,121 Heather, I'm sorry. Look, you wear a turtleneck... 29 00:01:31,158 --> 00:01:32,921 no one's even gonna notice. 30 00:01:35,062 --> 00:01:37,860 OK. I sucked a neck. 31 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:45,505 Mrs. Matthews, Leonard Spinelli. 32 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:47,598 I'm Mr. Matthews' assistant manager. 33 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:49,336 Lenny, I know who you are. 34 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:51,674 You've had dinner here maybe twenty times. 35 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:53,509 Oh, well, I'm just never sure... 36 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:55,572 if I really make an impression on people. 37 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:58,083 Yeah, you do. 38 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,450 I tried phoning, repeatedly. 39 00:02:00,487 --> 00:02:02,978 Did you know call waiting is only pennies a day? 40 00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:06,252 Lenny alert. 41 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:08,261 Mr. Matthews, I'm very sorry... 42 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:10,525 to disturb you at home, especially on a Sunday. 43 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:13,158 Especially when you're spending time with your family. 44 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:14,326 Leonard Spinelli. 45 00:02:15,502 --> 00:02:17,834 Lenny, I know who you are. 46 00:02:17,871 --> 00:02:19,839 Oh, really? Because I'm never really sure if... 47 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,067 Yeah. 48 00:02:21,108 --> 00:02:22,541 You do. 49 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:24,635 Lenny, you came here. 50 00:02:24,678 --> 00:02:26,441 I assume there's a point. 51 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,449 Right. Mr. Matthews, if we move quickly... 52 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:32,452 I think we can contain this thing. 53 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:34,647 Oh, the horror! 54 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:36,588 Bottom line, Lenny. 55 00:02:36,623 --> 00:02:39,751 Right, right. oh, boy. The bottom line is this. 56 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:42,762 You know that long shelf over the produce department... 57 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:44,764 that holds all those cases of Perrier? 58 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:45,992 Yeah. 59 00:02:46,033 --> 00:02:48,831 - It doesn't do that anymore. - It fell down? 60 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:51,133 "Fell down" would be one way of putting it. 61 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,264 Another way would be that the bottles crashed... 62 00:02:53,306 --> 00:02:55,900 through those produce bins like they were eggshells... 63 00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:57,967 and sent an imported French tidal wave... 64 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,842 all the way down aisle six. 65 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:01,745 What's on aisle six? 66 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:04,216 10,000 packages of Alka Seltzer. 67 00:03:05,218 --> 00:03:07,812 - Was anybody hurt? - Hard to say. 68 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:10,414 Mr. Conklin was still fizzing when I left. 69 00:03:10,457 --> 00:03:13,426 - I got to go. - Dad... 70 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:17,021 Cory, I got to go. I've got an effervescent produce manager. 71 00:03:17,064 --> 00:03:18,793 Well, you got a warping son. 72 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:20,959 I'm not spending enough time with my dad. 73 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:22,525 You step out of this house... 74 00:03:22,569 --> 00:03:24,833 I'm on my way to my first ballet lesson. 75 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,668 I'll promise you. I'll make it up to you. 76 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:29,335 Hey, I promise. 77 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:35,974 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 78 00:04:32,339 --> 00:04:33,829 [MUSIC PLAYING] 79 00:04:35,242 --> 00:04:37,540 Hey, Cory. Cory. 80 00:04:37,577 --> 00:04:39,340 Phillies are playing on the west coast... 81 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:41,040 and Schilling's going into the seventh inning... 82 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:42,514 with a no-hitter against the Dodgers. 83 00:04:42,549 --> 00:04:43,709 You too tired to come down... 84 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:44,842 and watch the rest of the game with me? 85 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:47,353 What, are you new here? 86 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:50,389 The Phillies got a no-hitter going. 87 00:04:50,423 --> 00:04:52,687 Want to come down watch the game with me and Cory? 88 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:54,353 I can't. I'm... 89 00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:56,726 I'm naked, and I'm taking a math test. 90 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:02,101 [BALLPARK ORGAN PLAYING] 91 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:10,869 Boy, you never see this on a menu. 92 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:13,379 They don't know good. 93 00:05:13,413 --> 00:05:16,712 ANNOUNCER: Long fly baLL. 94 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,479 CouLd be the no-hitter. 95 00:05:18,518 --> 00:05:21,112 No! Dykstra puLLs it back over the waLL. 96 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:23,486 [BOTH GRUMBLING] 97 00:05:25,692 --> 00:05:28,388 - I hear ya. - Mmph! 98 00:05:34,401 --> 00:05:36,198 Thanks for waking me up, Dad. 99 00:05:36,236 --> 00:05:39,569 Hey, wouldn't be this much fun without you. 100 00:05:39,606 --> 00:05:41,471 Uh, don't tell Mom. 101 00:05:42,642 --> 00:05:43,973 Mom's not in on this? 102 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,706 No, no, no. This is kind of a guy secret. 103 00:05:46,746 --> 00:05:50,011 Well, a father-son bonding. 104 00:05:52,452 --> 00:05:55,182 Your mother can never find out about this. 105 00:05:58,225 --> 00:06:00,216 - Dad? - Hmm? 106 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:04,162 This was as good as watching those navy planes any day. 107 00:06:10,437 --> 00:06:13,031 MR. FEENY: All right, class, time's up. 108 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:16,634 Please pass your test papers to the front of your rows. 109 00:06:16,676 --> 00:06:20,635 Mr. Minkus, this test didn't require an essay answer... 110 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:24,776 but how refreshing that you've chosen to include one. 111 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:26,649 Ahem. Suck-up. 112 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:27,880 Future plumber. 113 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:31,990 Feels a C-minus short. 114 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:33,686 Ah, yes. 115 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,195 Here We are. 116 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:40,333 Huh? Is the test over? 117 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:41,698 How'd I do? 118 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:44,397 - Looks like an "A." - I got an "A"? 119 00:06:44,437 --> 00:06:46,667 No. "A" is the only answer you put down... 120 00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:48,606 before you slipped into the coma. 121 00:06:48,642 --> 00:06:50,872 So, what did I get? 122 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:55,405 Well, you answered one question out of forty, and got it wrong. 123 00:06:55,448 --> 00:06:57,780 So what grade do you think I'm going to give you? 124 00:06:57,817 --> 00:07:02,777 Can it be found at the beginning of the word "fajita"? 125 00:07:02,822 --> 00:07:04,687 Si. senor. 126 00:07:04,724 --> 00:07:07,784 Come on, Mr. Feeny. I was up till after midnight. 127 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:09,454 Oh, and what earth-shattering event... 128 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:11,191 kept you up till that time of night? 129 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:12,357 A no-hitter. 130 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:14,526 You got to stay up and watch the game? 131 00:07:14,567 --> 00:07:16,831 - With my dad. - Cool. 132 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:19,634 Ah, baseball. Silly me. 133 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:21,197 I thought you might've stayed up... 134 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:23,471 for something frivolous, like the announcement... 135 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:26,343 from Stockholm of the Nobel Prizes. 136 00:07:26,379 --> 00:07:28,870 Biophysics... Dr. Ira Soochek. 137 00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:31,315 Medicine... Dr. Lin Yi Pao. 138 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:34,252 Economics... Professor Narwhal Fowab. 139 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,414 And I'm fresh as a daisy. 140 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:40,215 - Teacher's pet. - Fix a sink. 141 00:07:42,662 --> 00:07:44,994 - Hi, babe. - Hi, Daddy. 142 00:07:45,031 --> 00:07:46,760 I think he was talking to me. 143 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,700 Well, actually, it was a generic "babe"... 144 00:07:48,735 --> 00:07:51,329 encompassing all of womanhood. 145 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:53,669 Oh, don't I feel special? 146 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:56,676 CoRY: Dad. Dad! We blew it. 147 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:58,234 Hey, I haven't seen you since breakfast. 148 00:07:58,278 --> 00:07:59,711 Whatever it was, you blew it yourself. 149 00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:02,909 I failed a test today just because I fell asleep. 150 00:08:02,949 --> 00:08:06,146 I told Mr. Feeny you and I were up past midnight... 151 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:09,553 watching this incredible no-hitter and... 152 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,419 and then I realized... 153 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:15,155 it was probably just an intensely vivid dream. 154 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:22,100 You kept him up that late on a school night? 155 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:23,693 Well, it may not have been me. 156 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:25,261 I think I saw some other father... 157 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:27,068 slurking around out there after midnight. 158 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:30,076 Midnight on a school night? What were you thinking? 159 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:33,568 I was thinking that I don't spend enough time with my son. 160 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:37,310 I was thinking that I promised to make it up to him. 161 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,682 I was thinking I'd go have a talk with Mr. Feeny. 162 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:41,016 Thank you. 163 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:43,579 I'll explain it to him, get him to let Cory take a make-up test. 164 00:08:43,623 --> 00:08:44,885 Oh, I'm so glad. 165 00:08:44,924 --> 00:08:47,757 Because until you do, you're grounded. 166 00:08:49,662 --> 00:08:52,961 Does that really work? Can she ground you? 167 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,668 In certain ways, yes. 168 00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:03,609 All right, Dad. The Dad-inator. 169 00:09:03,643 --> 00:09:05,838 You're gonna crush Feeny like a grape. 170 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:08,245 - George. - Alan. 171 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:09,612 Mr. Feeny. 172 00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:11,048 Mr. Matthews. 173 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:12,779 ALAN: I'd Like to taLk to you... 174 00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:14,309 about that test my son failed today. 175 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:16,254 Of course, Alan. I'm always available... 176 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:19,383 to discuss a student's progress or problems... 177 00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:20,791 with an interested parent. 178 00:09:20,827 --> 00:09:23,125 You see, it was my fault he fell asleep in class. 179 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:26,690 - I kept him up late last night. - To watch a baseball game. 180 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:29,031 A no-hitter! A piece of Phillies' history. 181 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:33,699 You know when the last one was? May 23, 1991. Tommy Greene. 182 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:37,141 And do you want to know what happened June 21, 1964? 183 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:39,270 A perfect game. Jim Bunning. 184 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:43,146 And what year did Magellan circumnavigate the globe? 185 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:45,549 Why would I fill my head with that junk? 186 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:49,248 Uh... George, I had made plans with Cory yesterday... 187 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,280 and something came up. I had to cancel. 188 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:53,622 I promised to make it up to him, so I got him out of bed... 189 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:56,595 last night for a little father-son bonding. 190 00:09:56,629 --> 00:09:57,596 I see. 191 00:09:57,630 --> 00:10:00,599 So, can he take a make-up test later this week? 192 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:02,430 Cory may not take a make-up test. 193 00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:04,198 The "F" stands. 194 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:07,736 I thought you said you understood. 195 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:10,004 I believe I do understand, Alan. 196 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,011 But understanding and condoning... 197 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:14,673 are two entirely separate concepts. 198 00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:17,979 So you're gonna fail a boy for spending time with his father? 199 00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:20,281 In my 35 years of teaching... 200 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,982 I have heard every excuse imaginable... 201 00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:25,456 for why someone fails a test. 202 00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:28,984 What's my excuse if somewhere down the line... 203 00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:30,655 a child fails at something... 204 00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:33,461 because I once abrogated my responsibility... 205 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:34,933 to impart knowledge? 206 00:10:38,671 --> 00:10:41,162 I've got to listen to this every day. 207 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:45,036 - House. - Gone. 208 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:47,945 Look, I don't understand... 209 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,347 why you're making a federal case out of this. 210 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:51,680 Maybe if you were entrusted... 211 00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:55,313 with the education of 32 sixth-graders every day... 212 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,414 you would understand what I'm talking about. 213 00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:59,391 And maybe if you had a son... 214 00:10:59,425 --> 00:11:01,086 and were trying to find time to spend with him... 215 00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:02,526 in between your job... 216 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:04,530 and fixing the car, and insulating the attic... 217 00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:06,464 you'd understand what I'm talking about. 218 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,228 But you don't have a son, George... 219 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,395 so how could you understand? 220 00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:11,994 [ALAN SIGHS] 221 00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:14,199 Well, we are obviously... 222 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:17,038 on opposite sides of the fence here. 223 00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:19,101 Yes, we are. 224 00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:21,705 Now, this conversation is over. 225 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:28,246 Aw, Dad. You got Feened. 226 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:34,650 Ah, the conquering heroes return. 227 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,956 How did you do? 228 00:11:35,995 --> 00:11:37,087 [WHISTLES] 229 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,358 [BOOM] 230 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:40,730 It was a very difficult conversation. 231 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:42,598 'Cause Feeny's a butt. 232 00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:45,035 Hey, you don't call your teacher that. 233 00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:47,232 Good teachers are a rare commodity in this world... 234 00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:49,434 and George Feeny is a great teacher. 235 00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:52,740 Why don't you go upstairs and get some tennis clothes on. 236 00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:54,679 We'll go down to the "Y", hit some balls. 237 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:55,703 OK. 238 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,650 Feeny's a butt. 239 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:00,880 Alan. 240 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,478 I know what you're going to say. 241 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:03,580 No, you don't. 242 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:05,284 Oh, yes I do. You're gonna say... 243 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:07,259 I'm a jerk for keeping my kid up half the night... 244 00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:08,783 and then trying to weasel his teacher... 245 00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:10,887 into making an exception to the rules. 246 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:12,591 That's not what I was going to say. 247 00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:14,259 OK, what were you going to say? 248 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,858 Forks go on the left. 249 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:22,508 - That's it? - No. 250 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,908 I know why you did what you did... 251 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:29,108 and I love you for wanting to spend more time with Cory... 252 00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:31,742 but you can't just jerk his life around... 253 00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:33,843 to... to let yourself off the hook... 254 00:12:33,886 --> 00:12:35,615 when you don't have time for him. 255 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:36,917 [DOORBELL CHIMES] 256 00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:38,947 ERIC: I'LL get it! 257 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,655 Mr. Matthews? Leonard Spinelli. 258 00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:45,186 - I work for your father. - I know that, Lenny. 259 00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:47,290 I see you at the store every day. 260 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:49,995 Look, you're the assistant manager. 261 00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:52,561 I'm just a boxboy. Why don't you call me Eric? 262 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,096 That would make me intensely uncomfortable. 263 00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:57,234 I blanch at the thought. 264 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,108 Lenny, was there something you had to tell my dad? 265 00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:01,010 Yes, there was. Hence, I came here. 266 00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:03,015 He's right in there. 267 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:06,341 Oh, God! 268 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,121 Hello, Lenny. 269 00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:12,590 Mr. Matthews, I'm very sorry to disturb you at home... 270 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,252 especially after-hours. 271 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,091 Especially when you're giving mrs. Matthews... 272 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,063 mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. 273 00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:21,828 - Why are you in my kitchen? - There's a problem at the store. 274 00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:23,733 Well, of course there's a problem at the store. 275 00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:25,328 There's always a problem at the store. 276 00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:27,168 That's why they hire a manager. 277 00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:30,767 Can you tell me why they hire an assistant manager? 278 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:34,803 To tell the manager when there's a problem at the store? 279 00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:37,407 No. To assist the manager... 280 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:40,317 by taking care of the problem when he's not there. 281 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,480 I had no idea. 282 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,387 I apologize. Forget I was here... 283 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,585 because this is a problem for the assistant manager. 284 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,025 There is no problem for you. 285 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:49,926 - Dad, you ready? - Yes, I am. 286 00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:51,793 I'm ready to play tennis with my son... 287 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,059 and bring him home early... 288 00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,659 let him get a good night's rest, send him off to school... 289 00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:58,296 and watch those As start rolling in. 290 00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,896 And I am going back to the store... 291 00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:02,169 to make sure we never again put the lighter fluid... 292 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,676 next to the rotisserie chickens. 293 00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:07,439 Are we talking about a fire, Lenny? 294 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,607 Yeah, but there is no problem for you. 295 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,514 How much of the store is left? 296 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,416 St... 297 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:14,886 Cory... 298 00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:16,889 Dad, it's oK, and you don't have... 299 00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:18,584 to wake me up or anything later. 300 00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:20,285 We'll play tennis some other time. 301 00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:21,520 Is the fire out, Lenny? 302 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,688 Oh, yeah. We contained the actual flameage. 303 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,288 Fine. Wait for me in the car. 304 00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:26,730 Yes, sir. 305 00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:28,529 Miss Matthews, Leonard Spinelli. 306 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,195 I work for your father. 307 00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:32,704 Lenny, we've been through this. 308 00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:37,632 Cory, your mother just said something to me... 309 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,406 that made a lot of sense. 310 00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:41,470 Don't you hate when she does that? 311 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,607 Yes, I do. 312 00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:45,810 She pointed out to me that I'm angry... 313 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:48,150 at the wrong guy about your test. 314 00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:50,018 Well, what other guy is there? 315 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,956 Mr. Feeny's the one who failed me. 316 00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:54,323 No, I failed you. I didn't do my job. 317 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,987 You're at the store all day. 318 00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:57,928 How could you say you're not doing your job? 319 00:14:57,964 --> 00:15:00,296 I didn't do my job as your father. 320 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,357 What? 321 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,868 Look, if it was up to me... 322 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,460 you wouldn't have to go to sleep at all. 323 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:05,698 You wouldn't have to go to school... 324 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,035 I wouldn't have to go to work... 325 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,973 and we could just spend all our time together. 326 00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:11,067 And there's nothing that I'd rather do. 327 00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,010 Then why don't we do that? 328 00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:14,342 I don't know. 329 00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:17,178 I guess the family's gotten used to eating. 330 00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:18,774 Cory... 331 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:22,584 I shouldn't have kept you up late last night. 332 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:25,420 Mr. Feeny is right. 333 00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:34,125 Uh-oh. 334 00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:46,940 Don't shoot, Mr. Feeny! 335 00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:48,708 I'm just getting my tennis ball! 336 00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:51,581 Good evening, Mr. Matthews. 337 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,177 Care to join me for a drink? 338 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,848 Uh... sure. 339 00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:02,652 Help yourself. 340 00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:28,213 Hey! This is apple juice! 341 00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:32,190 Oh, gee, I must've left it in there too long. 342 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,749 Nice, uh... 343 00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,693 What do you call this thing? 344 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:38,720 Hmm, a Christmas present from my sister. 345 00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:40,698 She forgets that I only take... 346 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:43,634 the occasional glass of claret with dinner. 347 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:47,161 So, how come you're sitting outside in the dark? 348 00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:50,107 I was thinking about when I was a boy... 349 00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:52,406 just a little younger than you are. 350 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,935 There was a war going on. 351 00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:57,609 It's hard to picture you as a boy. 352 00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:00,517 Did your parents call you Mr. Feeny? 353 00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:04,753 I used to ask my mother... 354 00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:08,487 why I could only have butter on my toast two mornings a week... 355 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,088 and she said, "Because of the war in Europe." 356 00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:13,758 And I wondered why there was never enough candy... 357 00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:17,394 and she told me, "Because of the war in Europe." 358 00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:20,064 oh, and I longed for a pair of sneakers. 359 00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:21,903 But I couldn't have any. 360 00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:25,206 Those Europe guys stole 'em? 361 00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:29,772 No, no. The rubber had to be diverted to the war effort. 362 00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:31,874 There was a version of a sneaker available... 363 00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:34,751 but it was made out of recycled tires... 364 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,847 and left black marks on the gym floor. 365 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,949 Hey, you took gym? 366 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,789 They made me. 367 00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:47,429 Anyway, I prayed every night for an end to the war in Europe. 368 00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:50,799 Not from any altruistic desire for world peace. 369 00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:56,138 Just a boy's selfish wish for buttered toast and sneakers. 370 00:17:56,175 --> 00:18:00,976 Then I heard that Mr. Truman was going on the radio that night... 371 00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:03,072 to announce the end of the war. 372 00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:05,276 And I went home and asked my father... 373 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:09,311 if I could stay up with him to hear the president. 374 00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:11,255 Do you know what he said? 375 00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:13,121 I'm guessing it's either yes or no... 376 00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:17,095 but we both know how well I do on multiple choice. 377 00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:22,462 He said... "Tomorrow's a school day. 378 00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:24,594 "I don't want you up with me." 379 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:29,472 So you're saying your dad really knew the value of education. 380 00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:31,840 No, I'm saying my father didn't want me... 381 00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:35,745 hanging around with him and his drinking buddies. 382 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:38,579 As a result, the next day at school... 383 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:42,611 I was rested and fresh and ready to learn. 384 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,919 I see your point, Mr. Feeny. 385 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,949 No, I don't think you really do, Cory. 386 00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:51,862 What do you suppose I learned in school that day? 387 00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:55,162 I know this has got to be a biggie... 388 00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:57,931 like the Magna Carta or something. 389 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:01,736 I have no idea what you learned that day. 390 00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,708 Neither do I. 391 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,836 You see, Mr. Matthews... 392 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:09,041 education is not about obscure facts... 393 00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:11,276 and little test scores. 394 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:15,048 Education is about the overall effect... 395 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:17,783 of years of slow absorption... 396 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,053 concepts, philosophies... 397 00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:23,084 approaches to problem-solving. 398 00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:28,965 The whole process is so grand and all-encompassing... 399 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,094 that it really can't be threatened... 400 00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:34,595 by the occasional late-night no-hitter. 401 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:41,370 It is important that a boy spend time with his father. 402 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,678 But... how do you know that? 403 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,809 Your dad didn't let you stay up with him. 404 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,342 That's precisely Why I do know. 405 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:50,881 ALAN: Cory! 406 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,356 Over here, Dad... 407 00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:54,154 having a drink with Mr. Feeny. 408 00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:58,292 It's just apple juice. How's the store? 409 00:19:58,330 --> 00:19:59,763 Oh, the store is fine. 410 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,858 Just a small grease fire at the rotisserie. 411 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:05,462 Tomorrow we'll run a special on blackened chicken. 412 00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:07,495 - Alan. - George. 413 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,565 Better come in, kiddo. About time for bed. 414 00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:10,870 Sure, Dad. 415 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:15,176 Um... are we ever gonna study that European sneaker war? 416 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,614 I think you'll get to it sometime... 417 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,709 in the course of your education. 418 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:22,721 Good, 'cause it sounded really interesting. 419 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,450 Oh, it was. 420 00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:27,084 Well, good night, Mr. Feeny. 421 00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,923 Good night, Mr. Matthews. 422 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,094 Ahem. I, uh... 423 00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:38,569 just want you to know I'm gonna have him in bed... 424 00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:41,368 every night when he's supposed to be. 425 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:45,104 Well, I want you to know that if I did have a son... 426 00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:47,704 and the opportunity presented itself... 427 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,648 to wake him up to watch a baseball game... 428 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:55,052 or to listen to the president on the radio... 429 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:58,523 or for absolutely no reason at all... 430 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,522 Well... 431 00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:04,085 good night, Alan. 432 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,658 Good night, George. 433 00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:15,563 Night, Cor. Have good dreams. 434 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,098 You, too. 435 00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:18,610 Hey, Mom? 436 00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:20,168 Hey, Cor? 437 00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:22,976 - Can I ask you something? - Sure. 438 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:26,246 I'm on the clock for another half hour. 439 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,879 Um... well, earlier tonight... 440 00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:30,821 Dad told me Mr. Feeny was right. 441 00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:34,189 And then later on, Mr. Feeny told me Dad was right. 442 00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:36,319 At least that's what I think he was saying. 443 00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:38,227 Sometimes I can't hold my breathe long enough... 444 00:21:38,264 --> 00:21:41,461 to get down to where Mr. Feeny likes to swim. 445 00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:44,633 Well, Cor, sometimes two adults... 446 00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:46,968 can think two different ways about something... 447 00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:48,633 and both can be right. 448 00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:51,234 Then, how come I only think one way about things... 449 00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:52,608 and I'm always wrong? 450 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,704 Good night, Cory. See you tomorrow. 451 00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,078 What do you mean, tomorrow? 452 00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:57,946 The Phillies are still in Los Angeles. 453 00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,541 What if there's a no-hitter going? 454 00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:01,576 What if the president goes on the radio? 455 00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:04,555 Whatever goes on can wait till tomorrow. 456 00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:05,887 How come? 457 00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:09,361 Because your father is always gonna be there... 458 00:22:09,395 --> 00:22:12,023 in the morning to tell you about it. 459 00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:13,395 Good night, Dad. 460 00:22:13,432 --> 00:22:15,024 Good night, son. 461 00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:18,831 Am I still grounded? 462 00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:20,338 We'll talk about it. 463 00:22:20,372 --> 00:22:24,570 Hey, talk I can get anywhere. Hmm? 464 00:22:27,246 --> 00:22:28,975 He won't be back tonight. 465 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,675 [MUSIC PLAYS] 466 00:22:34,386 --> 00:22:36,354 [Theme music playing???????????????????????????????????????????????? 467 00:22:36,404 --> 00:22:40,954 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34369

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