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Do you love books?
Oh, my God
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Sorry Are you Dimitri?
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That's not the code
Sorry
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I love books and books love me
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Better I'm Dimitri
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- I'm Jonathan Ames.
I know
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Thank you for suggesting
that I bring Gogol's The Nose
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In addition to being a private detective,
I'm also doing some writing on the side
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and I have always loved novels
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Me too Turgenev, Dostoevsky, Gogol
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these were my cellmates in prison
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They kept me alive for three years
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Prison? Why were you in prison?
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It's not important Let's sit and talk
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I need you to find a woman
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That's my specialty I've found several
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Good She is the great love of my life
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She is all I thought about in prison
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How long were you with her?
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One night
Just one night?
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One night, if the love is perfect,
is all you need
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Also I was arrested the next day
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We met in Brighton Beach
Very romantic Have you ever been there?
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No, my girlfriend Suzanne
always wanted to go
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to those nightclubs
out there but we never did
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And then she broke up with me
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Of course Because you don't
take her where she wants to go
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So what did you offer her to stay?
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Diamonds, gold, a car with sunroof?
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No, I just begged And I
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- Cried?
A little
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Good It's natural
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But also, if you want to keep a woman,
you have to be strong
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Women need us to be
commanding and decisive
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But do they?
I don't know Maybe they do
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They do
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So my woman
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I don't know her real name,
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only her stage name
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Irenna, the Lonely White Dove
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Hm
She was singer at Cafe Tatiana
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I want you to go there
I'm happy to go to this club for you
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But why don't you just go?
Lt'll save you my fee
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My parole officer
won't let me out at night
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That's why I find you on Craigslist
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Also I got apartment, exercise bicycle,
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and you, my own private detective
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I'm your man then I'll go to Tatiana
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Spasibo
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Please find my woman
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Do you think I lost Suzanne
because I didn't take her places
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or do you think I lost her
because I was indecisive?
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Probably both But I can't think
about your failed relationship right now
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I have to tell you,
I'm in a bad way, Jonathan
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Why? What's going on?
The magazine's numbers are way down,
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newsstand, subscriptions, advertising
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It's very bleak and it's all my fault
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It's not your fault
All magazines are dying
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Yes, yes, but a few will survive
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It's Darwinian See, we need to adapt
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I need to adapt
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Our biggest problem
is our female demographic
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See, we've lost over 37 per cent
of our women readers
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- That is a lot of women.
I know
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So what's the plan,
hire more women writers?
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That's a good idea, actually
That'll be the second step
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The first step, though, is to change me
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See, if I'm right,
the magazine will be right
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But how are you going to change?
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You told me once that after the age
of 55 it's impossible to change
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That's why my therapist
is suggesting something radical
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He wants me to experiment
with bisexuality
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What?
Mr Christopher, I need to clean in here
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Yes, of course. Yes, of course. Um, sorry.
Uh
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He says it will help me
appeal to women readers,
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put me in touch with my feminine side
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Your therapist sounds crazy
- I know, I know.
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But most therapists are
That's what gives them insight
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This is insane
What can I say, Jonathan?
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I am desperate to help the magazine
I'm willing to try anything
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But if you experiment with bisexuality
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you'll just be more gay,
not necessarily more feminine
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That's fine I mean, who designs
women's clothing? Gay men
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Who do women find attractive? Gay men
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Who writes women's TV shows?
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Gay men
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I really think it's my only choice
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But have you ever experimented before?
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No But I do have an open mind
about the whole thing
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You know, Laurence Olivier
and Danny Kaye were lovers
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Really?
Mm hm, yeah
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And oddly enough, they're
two of my favourite actors of all time
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They were like two sides
of this strange coin
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Hamlet and the court jester,
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the dark prince and
the Technicolor clown
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It's amazing
It's hard to imagine them as lovers
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Sorry to put this in such
old-fashioned terms,
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but who do you think played
the woman in the relationship?
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Danny Kaye He could do a lot of accents
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That way Olivier could have
a different woman every night
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I'll have a white wine
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I was wondering if you could help me
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I'm looking for a singer,
Irenna, the Lonely White Dove
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I don't know if you gentlemen
heard my question,
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but I'm looking for Irenna,
the Lonely White Dove
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You're a tourist?
No, no, not exactly I live in Brooklyn
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Then come sit down,
have a good Russian meal
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Vodka, caviar,
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blini, semga
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Excuse me, who's that beautiful singer?
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Oh, that is Basha You have no chance
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She's not interested in penis She's a Sappho
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Oh, I'm not I didn't mean
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Do you know, is there a singer here
named Irenna, the Lonely White Dove?
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Her old boyfriend is looking for her
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We don't have a Lonely Dove
We have a Lonely Sparrow
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She sings tomorrow
Great Thank you
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Oh, thank you
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Na zdorovie!
Na zdorovie!
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Is vodka really made from potatoes?
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- Ha-ha!
Hah!
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Hah! Whoo!
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I'm really hungover from that vodka
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You gotta write something
I do my best work hungover
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I have less brain cells
to confuse the issue
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I did this yesterday morning
right after I barfed all over the place
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You're not that big
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In my mind I am Huge but underused
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Why are you drawing this?
It's a story about
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being a sperm donor to Lisa and Michelle,
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and how Leah won't sleep with me
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This editor at Esquire is really into it
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Really great work
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Uh I'm sorry, I feel so sick
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Let's go get a drink right now
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Oh, quit kidding around I gotta drink more
tonight I'm going back to that club
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I'm supposed to find out
if the Lonely Sparrow is Irenna
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Actually, I had a really
fun time there last night
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I can't believe I never took
Suzanne to Brighton Beach
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Why don't you take Suzanne tonight,
you know?
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You guys haven't had any break up sex, right?
It's been a couple of months
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You're due
Maybe you're right
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If you do call her, maybe Leah and I could go?
Tonight we're working on our intimacy issues
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But if the four of us go,
that's not very intimate
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Yeah, but if you go we won't fight,
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and that's really good for intimacy
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Mi vida loca
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Hello
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Suzanne, it's Jonathan
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I know What's going on?
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First of all, I just want to say
I'm really sorry about what happened
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the last time I saw you
with your Al Anon friend
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Let's not talk about it
Well, I want to make it up you
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You know how we never
went to Brighton Beach
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because I thought it was
too long of a subway ride?
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Well, you and I are going
out there tonight
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That's right I found this great place
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We'll eat dinner, drinks, dancing
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You know I don't want to see you drinking
I was talking about water
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We'll drink water
after we dance to rehydrate
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What is this about?
Nothing
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I'm just feeling really decisive, you know?
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I want you to have the Brighton Beach
night I never gave you
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I don't think we should be
going on a date, Jonathan
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It's not a date It's platonic
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Dancing is platonic?
Yes, dancing is platonic
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We'll stay three feet away from each
other the whole night, I promise
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And there's gonna be lots
of people there, Ray and Leah
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Blah, blah
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Lots of people
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Well, I guess I did always
want to go
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We don't even have to sit
next to each other
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I'll sit across the room the whole night
sending you platonic love notes
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What's a platonic love note?
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I just thought it was
going to be you and me
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Well, Jonathan knew
where this place was
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and it just seemed easier
if we all came together
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Plus, he split the car service with me, so
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If it meant being alone,
I could have paid for the car
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Well, tonight is on me and Jonathan
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Oh, good
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A little bit of potato sauce
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Thank you
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What are you doing?
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I'm zapping it like Iceman
from the X Men series
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Remember when I drew them for Marvel?
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Can we please not talk
about comics for one night?
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OK To the prettiest girl in Brighton Beach
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That's better
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A kiss
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Hi, Leah Hey, Ray
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- Hey, want some vodka?
OK
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I thought there would be more people here
I thought there would be less
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Well, we don't know these
people yet, but you'll see,
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pretty soon it'll be like a big Russian wedding
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By the end we're all gonna
know each other pretty well
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Unlimited vodka here,
this is where the value is
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To the drug Czar
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- Cheers.
Cheers
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Mm
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I thought you said
you weren't drinking tonight
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Oh, well, it was just a celebratory toast
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You know, when in Moscow
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I'll switch to water now So, to water
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To water
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Oh, that's good
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Let's all dance
That's a good idea
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No, my toes are all fused
My toes are fused
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Come on, don't be a baby
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It's been a while
since we danced together
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Sir
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I know I said we would
only dance three feet apart but
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is two feet OK?
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Yeah, I guess two feet is OK
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Isn't this fun?
Yeah, it really is
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You can come closer if you want
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Really?
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Everyone please sit down
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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welcome to the stage
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Nadya, the Lonely Sparrow
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I think that's the woman I'm looking for.
She is beautiful
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What are you guys talking about?
Sorry, do you know her?
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No, no, not at all Not yet
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It's it's complicated
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Oh shit It's George
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I'm sorry, I have to take this
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But you're having fun here, right?
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We're in Brighton Beach
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I'm sorry
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Hello, George
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Wait, hold on It's loud here
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Sorry, George What's up?
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What if I do this and I don't come back?
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What do you mean?
That I turn completely gay
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Well, then it was meant to be
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You know what? You're absolutely right
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I have to remember that it helped
Jann Wenner's career
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All his magazines thrived
after he became homosexual,
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really boosted sales
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Thank you
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OK, um, so
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Do you know how I could
find a male escort?
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No, I don't know
Sorry, what? The reception's bad here, what?
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I don't know how to find a male escort
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Well, you should know these things
- No, I shouldn't.
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Look, just Google
"male escort New York City"
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Wait, I can't hear you
The reception is terrible Is it me or you?
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Just Google
"male escort New York City"
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Actually, Google "gay male escort
New York City"
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George, I've gotta go
I'm at a Russian nightclub
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A Russian nightclub? Oh, hey, I want to go
253
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:11,732
Sorry about that
My friend just Never mind
254
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:16,946
You guys work here, right? Can you tell me,
did Nadya the Lonely Sparrow
255
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:19,736
used to be Irenna
the Lonely White Dove?
256
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,404
Why you want to know so much?
257
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,994
Last night you told waitress
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00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:27,501
a boyfriend is looking
for the Lonely Dove
259
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:30,458
Who's the boyfriend?
Who do you work for?
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Nobody Look, let's just forget it
OK? I've forgotten it
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00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:37,215
So I'm just going to go back inside
262
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:40,257
You are a fool
Hey, hey, hey Ow Don't touch me
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Wait, wait, wait
My friends are inside, OK?
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I've already paid for two meals $38
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Don't ever come in here again
266
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- What about my friends?
Fuck friends
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Hey, come on, get your hands off me
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If we see you here again we will break you
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Shit Shit
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Aaah!
Uh, you work for Dimitri?
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He's my friend
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She wants you to call her
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The girl, the singer, Irenna
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Call her tomorrow, huh?
Who are you?
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I cannot talk to you It's not safe for me
Wait, can you help me get back in there?
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My girlfriend's in there
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Ray?
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00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:41,951
I say in the ad that
I'm an unlicensed private detective,
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which makes it more legal, sort of
280
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:47,661
Anyway, the guy I'm that
working for is an ex con,
281
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but he's a real romantic
and I'm trying to help him
282
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Are you guys listening to me?
I'm listening
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Thank you, Ray
You've got to see this from my perspective
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I thought that tonight was gonna be
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the Brighton Beach night
that we never had
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Remember that's what you told me?
And I stupidly believed you
287
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Instead you drink vodka
and you leave me alone
288
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while you chase after some Russian singer
because you're investigating a case
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But I was doing it in the name of love
Somebody else's love, but
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You weren't doing this
for anybody else but you
291
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You're selfish
You live in a selfish fantasy world
292
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- Suzanne, please...
Please do me a favour and don't talk to me
293
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,368
The next subway, please, sir
294
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At least it wasn't me
this time, right, baby?
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Ow Hey
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Hey, look, for what it's worth,
I'm on your side
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Irenna?
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Yes And you're the private cop?
299
00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:04,742
Yes, or detective or investigator
They all work
300
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:07,699
Thank you for coming
I don't like the phone
301
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,785
It's OK It's beautiful here
302
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:14,498
So, let me make sure
I got things straight
303
00:20:14,548 --> 00:20:16,960
You used to sing as
the Lonely White Dove
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- Is that right?
Yes
305
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:21,626
Why did you switch
to the Lonely Sparrow?
306
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:23,260
I like birds
307
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:26,672
Every year I'm a new bird
and always a lonely bird
308
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,263
Maybe you won't have to be lonely any more
309
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,267
Dimitri hired me to find you
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Why?
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Because he's in love with you
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- He is still in prison?
No
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He's out and he wants to see you
Do you want to see him?
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00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:55,164
Yes, I want to see him very much
315
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:58,955
Thank you very much, my little detective
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00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:17,731
My my therapist suggested I try this
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Medical advice, really
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You're coming out of the closet?
Well, no, not exactly
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00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:27,609
No, see, I'm trying to get in touch
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with the feminine side of my nature
321
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:34,911
You see, I'm I run a magazine
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And we've lost nearly half
of our women readers
323
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:41,789
and I've got to reach them somehow
324
00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:44,049
And you think that this will help you?
325
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:47,757
Maybe You know, I'm just
You know, I want to open my mind
326
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,889
If you want to open your mind,
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don't think in terms of male and female
328
00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:56,346
I mean, it's binary It's boring
329
00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:58,309
How about no definitions?
330
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:03,149
- Have you read Klaus Kinski's memoir?
I haven't
331
00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:05,813
You're talking about
Werner Herzog's muse?
332
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:09,942
Yeah Kinski could fuck
or get fucked It didn't matter
333
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,111
He did what he wanted to.
He defined himself
334
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:15,156
He was all sexes, beyond definition
335
00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:18,121
You want your magazine to do better?
336
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,252
Try to be like Klaus Kinski
337
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:25,674
Have you read a Woody Allen story,
The Whores Of Mensa?
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00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:29,257
I haven't. But I love Woody's prose
even more than his movies
339
00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:33,057
So
340
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,640
you want to give this a try?
341
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:40,056
I mean, I think that
you're a good looking guy,
342
00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:43,934
kind of like a buff Samuel Beckett
343
00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:49,986
So I'm escorting
Dimitri to Tatiana's tonight
344
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:53,744
And he says he needs me to be his backup,
especially since he's breaking parole
345
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,370
- He said backup?
Yeah
346
00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:59,125
That sounds dangerous
He explained it's a Russian wingman position
347
00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:01,251
- I'm an excellent wingman.
I don't know
348
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:03,458
You should never
have gotten involved with this guy
349
00:23:03,506 --> 00:23:06,464
Leah's still mad that I took her
to that club last night
350
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,466
and ruined our first date in three months
351
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:11,254
I know I am sorry, Ray
She shouldn't be mad at you
352
00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:13,719
It's my fault
Yeah, it is your fault
353
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:16,884
And now to make up for last night's disaster
I'm doing timed massages
354
00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:20,930
It's an intimacy exercise
She's out buying an egg timer right now
355
00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:22,848
An egg timer?
Are you really going to be
356
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:27,862
this guy's backup Russian wingman?
Yes, I gave him my word
357
00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,898
He thinks I'm a brave detective
358
00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:31,861
And he's already paid me $200
359
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:35,403
OK, well, in that case
I have something for you
360
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:45,129
These are my uncle's
They mean a lot to me
361
00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:49,508
He died of cirrhosis of the liver.
These were also his Here
362
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:52,878
Drink up Don't lose those
363
00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:58,638
Ray, I'm excited
364
00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:01,099
I got a really good egg timer
365
00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:07,897
I love the boardwalk.
It reminds me of the Black Sea
366
00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:10,689
Only I wish the girls were
topless like in Russia
367
00:24:10,741 --> 00:24:13,232
In America people are shy and disturbed
368
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,822
I don't know, why be scared
of the naked breast?
369
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:18,908
I've never been to a topless beach
Oh, I hope you go
370
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:21,574
Listen, I was thinking
about you yesterday
371
00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:25,995
You should take this girl that you loved
and bring her here to Brighton Beach
372
00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:28,835
Maybe you'll get back together
and get married
373
00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:31,045
Wow, you must be psychic or something,
374
00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:34,087
because last night I tried that
375
00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:37,506
And, well, I screwed the whole thing up
376
00:24:37,558 --> 00:24:40,800
Oh, I'm sorry
That's all right
377
00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:45,348
It's like my heart's broken again,
but it's not as bad since I'm used to it
378
00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:50,068
Irenna You found her!
379
00:24:50,114 --> 00:24:52,150
Irenna
380
00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:54,406
Irenna
381
00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:57,363
My brother is in prison
because of you, bastard!
382
00:24:57,413 --> 00:25:00,200
Hey, hey, hey
Go home, private dick
383
00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:03,327
This doesn't involve you
384
00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:05,288
Hey
385
00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:32,235
Ow! Ow!
386
00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:42,200
Come on, come on
387
00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:44,035
- This way, Jonathan.
Aah!
388
00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:49,669
We hide here
389
00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:54,170
Oh, shit Oh, shit
What are you doing?
390
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:56,676
Extra hiding We're gonna die
391
00:25:56,722 --> 00:26:00,010
We're not gonna die
You're fine You did good
392
00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:03,301
You saved me I am grateful to you
393
00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:05,844
I did OK?
Yeah, you are real man
394
00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:08,355
You showed me tonight, very brave
395
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:12,313
You hit the boss right in the nose.
It was beautiful
396
00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:14,444
- I wasn't actually aiming for him.
What?
397
00:26:14,490 --> 00:26:17,653
Nothing Uh, nothing I was just I
398
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,862
I'm just glad we took those jerks out
399
00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:23,621
So wait, what happened with you
and Irenna's brother?
400
00:26:23,664 --> 00:26:25,325
Why did she turn against you?
401
00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:28,867
We were doing a deal
and when the cops got me, they got him
402
00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:31,754
- And he's still in prison?
Yeah
403
00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:35,633
I didn't think she would hold it against me
after our night of great tenderness
404
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:40,554
But now my love for her is buried
405
00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:45,517
But I will go on like you did,
with a broken heart
406
00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:48,304
Shh
407
00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:53,601
What do we do now?
408
00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:55,986
They go this way, we go this way
409
00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,360
OK
410
00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:08,999
Goodbye, my new friend
411
00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:11,205
I don't know if I'll ever see you again,
412
00:27:11,255 --> 00:27:14,543
but I hope your heart is broken many times,
413
00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:17,253
because it means
you will have loved many times
414
00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,769
Hi, George Listen, I know it's late
415
00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:34,855
I'm sorry to bother you, but I have had
the most incredible, insane night
416
00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:36,689
Would you want to meet for a drink?
417
00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:40,777
Now's actually not a great time
for me I have company
418
00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:43,317
Do you remember what
you told me to Google?
419
00:27:43,370 --> 00:27:46,407
Holy shit H How's it going?
420
00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:50,745
Well, I'm no Danny Kaye,
if you know what I mean
421
00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:54,127
I love Danny Kaye,
especially The Inspector General
422
00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:55,754
- Really?
Yeah
423
00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:59,417
I have The Inspector General
We could watch it if you'd like
424
00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:02,336
- I have all of Danny Kaye's films.
I would love that
425
00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:05,051
Hey, Jonathan, we're gonna watch
The Inspector General
426
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:08,342
You could come over if you like
He's a really nice guy
427
00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:32,992
I hope Jonathan does not
lose those brass knuckles
428
00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:35,502
Could you please
not talk about Jonathan?
429
00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:38,630
This is an intimacy exercise about us
430
00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:41,667
I'm sure he's fine
431
00:28:41,717 --> 00:28:46,267
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