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Hey, hear about that guy
that nearly died up at HQ?
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Funny story!
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Really not that funny, Mac.
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He was found, right, passed out
with an orange in his mouth
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and his cock in his hand!
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That is quite funny, Simon.
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So, what, was he hungry?
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No!
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Auto-erotic asphyxiation.
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Heightens the orgasm.
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It's not funny, because he probably
has mild brain damage.
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But he's up at HQ, so no-one
will notice.
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He's been sent home. Imagine that -
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"Oh, hello, love, you're back early.
Why's that?"
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"No reason."
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"Orange juice?"
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"Er... No, thanks!"
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What would your fiancee
think of that, Simon?
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Obviously, that would never happen.
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Not a fan of the
citrus-powered wank? NO!
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Oh, shite! For a wedding present,
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me and Rocket were going to club
together and get you a grapefruit!
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So everyone up for poker tonight?
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Aye. Of course.
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Here, boss - you know you
fancy the padre?
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You should get her to play poker.
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But instead of money,
you should do strip poker.
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No, I'm not bothering
with her any more. She's a padre.
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She's all... good and everything.
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Where's the fun in that?
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Nowhere, that's where.
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She's dull. She's duller than
a wet weekend in Wigan
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with a female blood relative,
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so you can't even...
I don't like this, boss.
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Oh, shit - what have you got?
I just heard an, "Allahu Akbar".
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Charlie, Charlie 1,
this is Bluestone 42.
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Be advised, possible incoming.
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OK, guys. It's going to get bouncy.
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Raise, 20.
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20? You're kidding?
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20? Shit.
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How much is in the pot now?
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90 pence.
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Too much for me.
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You'd better not be bluffing,
you spawny bastard.
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Call.
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Two pair.
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Read 'em and weep.
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There will be tears... of joy,
cos I have trips!
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I saved your arse this afternoon
and this is how you repay me?
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Three cards with the same number on,
Rocket. That's good.
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So trips is the same as
three-of-a-kind?
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Razor sharp, this one.
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Come on, Rocky - your deal.
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Sorry I'm late.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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Come on, Millsy -
you sit next to me.
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Bird, Mac, blinds.
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Ah, Mary - fancy a few hands
of Texas Hold 'em?
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Actually, I try to keep away
from gambling...
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Come on, it's only 5 and 10ps,
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I don't think you're going to
lose your shirt, although...
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let's not rule that out, actually.
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And so it begins.
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Seriously, Simon's not here yet -
take his place.
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We don't want to make Rocket deal
again, it'll take him 20 fucking minutes.
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Come on, Padre. Come on!
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Remember, Rocket's shite,
so you can take him to the cleaners.
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Piss off.
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All right. A couple of hands.
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Whoo! Get in!
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How many cards is it, again?
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Two! All right!
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Oof!
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Oh... fuck.
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That is unbelievable.
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Sorry about that.
Skip, you've missed all the fun.
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Shut up, Mac. Mary's just taken
three quid off him.
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She slow-played pocket jacks -
who does that?!
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I do that - so I can beat pedestrians
like you.
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Padre, Charlotte's having
second thoughts.
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Fair enough. She wants a real man.
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Not about me, knobhead!
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About the venue.
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She wants to get married
in Scotland.
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Great. Are we invited?
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Brilliant. So we can come too?
Very thoughtful, Skip.
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But we'd already decided!
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The River Court conference hotel,
Stansted.
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It's perfect. Wedding license,
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good access to the M11,
ample parking...
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Well, nothing says romance
like good access to the M11.
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Oh, Simon, ample parking -
you're making me so wet!
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Padre, are the rules different
in Scotland?
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I mean, could we get a priest to do
it if the venue had a civil license?
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Simon! I became an Army padre
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so I wouldn't have to spend my life
talking about weddings, OK?
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Yeah, I just thought... We're kind
of in the middle of a game.
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Millsy! Deal!
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I really fancy some snacks -
something like crisps, nuts...
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Oh, pork scratchings.
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Or tablet. I love tablet.
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So, Nick, what's the big plan?
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Are you going to play safe, lose more
money? Because that's a good plan.
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The big plan...
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is not to play for 10p bets.
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Why don't we make it no limit?
Good plan?
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Fine.
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No limit. Let's do it.
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Fold.
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Nope. Fold.
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Raise.
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A pound.
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Fold? Raise.
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Another pound. Raise.
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Five pounds.
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Go on.
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Go on, call it.
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Go on, call the bet.
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Or are you scared? Are you scared
because it's five pounds?
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Call.
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Raise. Fuck!
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What's going on?
Will you take an IOU?
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I'd rather take the shirt.
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That one didn't even register.
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I owe you...
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?100.
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Really? Serious?
What's going on?
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You are fucking kidding me!
Call.
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Oh!
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Flush draw.
Yes, we know, Millsy.
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I didn't.
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Basically, any heart will win it
for Mary, except for the...
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Just turn over the card!
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Yes! Yes!
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Get in! In your face, Medhurst!
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Yes! Thank you, good night!
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Oh, shit!
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Er, Padre...
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Are you all right, boss?
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I have never been more aroused.
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Mary!
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Mary, you forgot your winnings.
I don't want to talk about it.
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But I owe you a hundred quid.
No, you don't.
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I mean, what were the odds of
you winning that hand?
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12.1%. Really?
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Yeah. I thought you had pocket tens
and the big bet would push you off, but...
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I shouldn't have been playing.
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I... I just shouldn't have been
playing.
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Yes, you should -
you are clearly amazing at poker.
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Thanks, but it makes me
a different person.
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You saw how I was with Simon.
It's only Simon!
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It can't happen again.
It must happen again!
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You have a gift.
No, I don't, I have an addiction!
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Had an addiction.
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Awesome!
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Oh, dear.
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Mary!
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This is in the strictest confidence,
OK?
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Of course.
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I lost a lot of money.
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And my MG. OK, my fiance's MG.
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And my fiance.
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Shit!
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But he was about to go to the
Falklands, so he wasn't going to need a car anyway
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and I would've won it back
the next week, so...
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There had been a breakdown in trust,
I know that now...
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I'm the worst padre ever.
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Or the best!
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I'm going to phone my sponsor,
make amends.
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But this is why I don't gamble
any more!
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Marry me.
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I mean...
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Mary, me...
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and you...
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should do...
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more...
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on this.
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I'll see you at breakfast.
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You bet.
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Ah! "You bet"!
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Don't get up.
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Oh, too late!
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Bird, a word. If you wouldn't mind
stepping out of the Det?
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Sir? Probably heard about
the sticky situation up at HQ?
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Your boss got caught thrappping
himself half to death with an orange in his mouth.
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That was Jeff? Bloody hell.
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Mm. What's the first rule?
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Don't get caught thrapping yourself
half to death with an orange in your mouth.
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I'll... I'll bear that in mind, sir.
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So, they need an ECM adviser,
sharpish.
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High time you got the nod,
especially after anticipating that contact today.
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You'll be double-hatting at first.
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You'll need to bone up
on all of this.
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Wait, they want me to be chief bleep?
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Yes, keep up. Probationary period
as acting sergeant.
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Stay with your team for now, but
you'll be up to HQ for the odd meeting - very odd,
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I expect, given the orange incident!
Ha!
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Anyway, congratulations, Bird.
Thank you, sir.
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Word to the wise - don't be an RPA.
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Sir? Recently Promoted Arsehole.
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Got it, Chief.
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Just like that, ACTING Sergeant.
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They charge extra
for the hire of napkin rings!
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Bloody hell.
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This where you're getting married?
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Drumcredie Castle.
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Bum-credie Castle.
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Yeah, Charlotte wants to go there,
but...
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"For a perfect, magical day..."
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For a perfect, magical gay!
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Yes, all right, Mac.
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Skip, don't get married here.
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Yes! Impractical, right?
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I mean, it's miles away,
and the corkage... Extortionate.
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No, it's not that. It's the old
Scottish saying - marry in castle, arseh'l.
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Is it?
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No! Is it?
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Is it? Is it? Mm-hm.
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Thanks for the support, guys.
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Phwoar!
Hey, Rocket - look at that, eh?
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Who knew that Millsy had such
a filthy looking girlfriend, eh?
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I don't have a girlfriend.
Who's this, then, eh?
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Hey, that's my sister - give it
back!
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I'm sorry.
226
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That just won't be possible at this
time.
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Mac! Now. Fight me for it.
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I'm not going to fight you for it,
just hand it over.
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You could fry an egg
on those hot pants... Tssss!
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Give it back.
Well, that is quite an outfit.
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She's 17.
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Aye... legal!
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And she was 15 when
the picture was taken.
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Paedo!
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We were on holiday in Italy.
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Ah! The age of consent in Italy
is 14, so...
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legal!
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How do you even know that?
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14 is legal in loads of countries -
Albania, Austria, Brazil...
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Mac, have you learnt
the age of consent in every country?
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Wikipedia.
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My God.
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Come on, Millsy -
me and you, square go.
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Winner keeps the picture.
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Give it back, it's his sister.
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Nah.
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What did the colonel want, Bird?
Oh, nothing.
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Well, something.
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They need a new chief bleep.
250
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They want me.
251
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I've been bumped up
to Acting Sergeant.
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Nice one! Whoo!
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Yes, I'll be double-hatting at
first...
254
00:11:10,224 --> 00:11:12,665
Good idea -
you don't want to get pregnant.
255
00:11:12,666 --> 00:11:14,424
It doesn't matter.
256
00:11:14,425 --> 00:11:17,584
So, I'll be off to Bastion.
257
00:11:17,585 --> 00:11:20,224
Oh, up at HQ with the big boys.
258
00:11:20,225 --> 00:11:21,904
Yep.
259
00:11:21,905 --> 00:11:23,944
Not here, saving your arses.
260
00:11:23,945 --> 00:11:25,665
Well, they'll be lucky to have you.
261
00:11:26,785 --> 00:11:28,265
Thanks, Simon.
262
00:11:30,025 --> 00:11:31,264
Guys.
263
00:11:31,265 --> 00:11:33,745
Anyway... lot of work.
264
00:11:35,065 --> 00:11:37,183
What are we going to do without Bird?
265
00:11:37,184 --> 00:11:39,303
Well, she'll just be replaced
by someone with identical training
266
00:11:39,304 --> 00:11:40,425
and do the exact...
267
00:11:41,865 --> 00:11:43,624
Oh. I get it.
268
00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:45,384
Bird's awesome, yeah!
269
00:11:45,385 --> 00:11:47,184
Anyway... photo.
270
00:11:47,185 --> 00:11:48,465
Fight!
271
00:11:52,985 --> 00:11:55,584
Can't we just tell her not to go?
No!
272
00:11:55,585 --> 00:11:58,625
Big chance, big promotion,
big job like this?
273
00:11:58,626 --> 00:12:01,344
Big job! Big jobbie!
274
00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:02,784
I see, yep...
275
00:12:02,785 --> 00:12:04,343
No, it's a big promotion...
276
00:12:04,344 --> 00:12:05,745
"With a big jobbie like this!"
277
00:12:05,746 --> 00:12:06,744
All right...
278
00:12:06,745 --> 00:12:08,064
Big jobbie!
279
00:12:08,065 --> 00:12:10,225
Yes, I understand...
280
00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:15,025
See you, Jobbie!
281
00:12:21,065 --> 00:12:23,705
What? You know how I said
I'd never been more aroused?
282
00:12:23,706 --> 00:12:25,064
Yeah.
283
00:12:25,065 --> 00:12:27,543
I have to inform you
I have now been further aroused.
284
00:12:27,544 --> 00:12:29,985
My levels of arousal
are currently unprecedented.
285
00:12:29,986 --> 00:12:32,704
Well, that is great, boss.
286
00:12:32,705 --> 00:12:35,583
Um, listen - I need to talk to you...
Mary's a gambling addict.
287
00:12:35,584 --> 00:12:37,305
She spunked away her fiance's MG.
288
00:12:37,306 --> 00:12:38,424
Really?
289
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:41,624
Wow. Anyway, boss, the thing is...
290
00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:43,223
Cos gambling's got to be my way in,
right?
291
00:12:43,224 --> 00:12:45,303
I mean, if I can convince Mary
to start gambling again,
292
00:12:45,304 --> 00:12:46,903
she'll weaken
and give up trying to be good.
293
00:12:46,904 --> 00:12:49,465
Yes, great, now can you bloody
listen to me? I've been promoted.
294
00:12:49,466 --> 00:12:51,064
Acting Sergeant.
295
00:12:51,065 --> 00:12:53,183
They want me to be chief bleep.
Oh, nice one, Bird.
296
00:12:53,184 --> 00:12:56,063
About time. Oh, that's why there's
a chopper here, to take you to HQ,
297
00:12:56,064 --> 00:12:58,905
some kind of meeting or something?
And you didn't start with that?
298
00:12:58,906 --> 00:13:00,225
Fucking hell, Nick!
299
00:13:01,265 --> 00:13:04,785
And FYI, my job is more important to
me than your stupid sex life, OK?
300
00:13:04,786 --> 00:13:06,224
RPA!
301
00:13:06,225 --> 00:13:07,785
Up your cocking arse, Nick!
302
00:13:26,025 --> 00:13:28,703
What's it going to be today?
Fried or scrambled?
303
00:13:28,704 --> 00:13:31,583
Fried again, probably.
Yeah, I reckon it's scrambled.
304
00:13:31,584 --> 00:13:32,783
Care to make it interesting?
305
00:13:32,784 --> 00:13:34,423
Oh, very good, Nick - sensitive.
306
00:13:34,424 --> 00:13:38,063
Go on. Sportsman's bet.
Next person in, corporal or above.
307
00:13:38,064 --> 00:13:40,663
No! Nick, you don't seem to
understand - this isn't funny for me.
308
00:13:40,664 --> 00:13:42,665
Would you offer a heroin addict
some heroin?
309
00:13:43,785 --> 00:13:46,063
Depends what I was getting
in return.
310
00:13:46,064 --> 00:13:48,823
Oh, there's Simon -
I need to make amends to him.
311
00:13:48,824 --> 00:13:50,545
You haven't made amends to me!
312
00:13:50,546 --> 00:13:52,104
I tore up that IOU.
313
00:13:52,105 --> 00:13:55,263
Yeah, but you ruined the game
and the emotional damage of that and...
314
00:13:55,264 --> 00:13:56,383
What about my reputation?
315
00:13:56,384 --> 00:13:59,105
I'll settle for a bottle
of single malt.
316
00:14:00,185 --> 00:14:01,625
A packet of pork scratchings?
317
00:14:04,745 --> 00:14:06,664
Hi, Simon...
318
00:14:06,665 --> 00:14:07,905
Um...
319
00:14:09,425 --> 00:14:11,145
I have a problem with gambling.
320
00:14:11,146 --> 00:14:12,664
Really?
321
00:14:12,665 --> 00:14:13,785
Shit!
322
00:14:14,825 --> 00:14:18,583
Yes, so I wanted to apologise for
last night and make it up to you if I can.
323
00:14:18,584 --> 00:14:20,705
OK. So if you want
to talk about your wedding...
324
00:14:20,706 --> 00:14:22,384
Yes!
325
00:14:22,385 --> 00:14:24,903
Charlotte wants to get married
in a Scottish castle.
326
00:14:24,904 --> 00:14:26,665
Well, you know what they say...
327
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:29,384
Yeah. Marry in a castle, arsehole.
328
00:14:29,385 --> 00:14:30,545
Do they?
329
00:14:31,785 --> 00:14:34,304
What they do say is...
330
00:14:34,305 --> 00:14:37,583
You've just spent your engagement
thinking about the wedding.
331
00:14:37,584 --> 00:14:39,223
She's spent her whole life.
332
00:14:39,224 --> 00:14:43,063
I mean, when I was little, I wanted
this red and gold theme with a big canopy
333
00:14:43,064 --> 00:14:44,423
and these little stars sewn in...
334
00:14:44,424 --> 00:14:45,585
This isn't about me.
335
00:14:46,945 --> 00:14:48,824
Drumcredie is ridiculous.
336
00:14:48,825 --> 00:14:51,184
Inverness is the nearest town.
337
00:14:51,185 --> 00:14:52,425
55 minutes away.
338
00:14:53,665 --> 00:14:57,465
River Court is near the house,
plenty of parking, corkage is reasonable.
339
00:14:58,625 --> 00:15:01,544
It ticks all the boxes. Does it?
340
00:15:01,545 --> 00:15:03,224
Oh, yes.
341
00:15:03,225 --> 00:15:05,185
That looks... comprehensive.
342
00:15:06,345 --> 00:15:09,103
If you want to change her mind,
you can't just dig your heels in -
343
00:15:09,104 --> 00:15:10,303
say that it's nice...
344
00:15:10,304 --> 00:15:11,585
She wants to release doves.
345
00:15:12,585 --> 00:15:14,144
Doves!
346
00:15:14,145 --> 00:15:15,663
Pigeons, I can understand.
347
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:17,425
They'd fly home,
we'd get the deposit back.
348
00:15:17,426 --> 00:15:19,424
Is there a third option?
349
00:15:19,425 --> 00:15:21,343
We did look at somewhere
called Handleford Hall,
350
00:15:21,344 --> 00:15:22,623
but it's limited parking
351
00:15:22,624 --> 00:15:25,023
and the ground staff...
We're on. Transport in ten.
352
00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:27,023
Anything is better than there.
353
00:15:27,024 --> 00:15:29,223
Yeah, this does look completely
impr... Oh, no, but look!
354
00:15:29,224 --> 00:15:32,544
When you book, they Photoshop
a picture of you out the front, looking all romantic...
355
00:15:45,825 --> 00:15:48,185
Bird, you're back! I missed you
this morning, but I got you these.
356
00:15:48,186 --> 00:15:49,304
I've been busy.
357
00:15:49,305 --> 00:15:52,145
Actually, Faruq got them for you,
they're to hand out at your next meeting at HQ.
358
00:15:52,146 --> 00:15:53,984
It'll be hilarious.
359
00:15:53,985 --> 00:15:55,824
Is my career a joke to you?
360
00:15:55,825 --> 00:15:58,825
Everything's a joke to me!
We have met, right?
361
00:15:59,865 --> 00:16:01,145
Just thought it'd be funny.
362
00:16:01,146 --> 00:16:02,984
Well, I mean,
363
00:16:02,985 --> 00:16:05,385
it would be funny, but...
364
00:16:09,585 --> 00:16:11,024
Holland.
365
00:16:11,025 --> 00:16:12,184
16.
366
00:16:12,185 --> 00:16:13,504
Cyprus.
367
00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:14,705
17.
368
00:16:16,585 --> 00:16:18,704
Kenya? 16.
369
00:16:18,705 --> 00:16:20,384
Iran.
370
00:16:20,385 --> 00:16:22,143
16, but you need to be married.
371
00:16:22,144 --> 00:16:24,705
Shite.
Hope we don't invade Iran next.
372
00:16:25,905 --> 00:16:28,144
You and me both, my friend.
373
00:16:28,145 --> 00:16:29,385
You and me both.
374
00:16:30,825 --> 00:16:32,385
Bird, Bird, Bird.
375
00:16:34,345 --> 00:16:35,703
Sorry about the orange gag.
376
00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:37,783
Let's talk about something else.
377
00:16:37,784 --> 00:16:39,183
Ooh, what could you mean?
378
00:16:39,184 --> 00:16:40,943
Oh, of course! You and Mary.
379
00:16:40,944 --> 00:16:41,945
Er, not necessarily.
380
00:16:41,946 --> 00:16:44,424
What happened?
381
00:16:44,425 --> 00:16:45,743
I got another knock-back.
382
00:16:45,744 --> 00:16:48,143
Oh, well, excuse me
while I pick myself up off the floor.
383
00:16:48,144 --> 00:16:49,623
It's not like you had a better plan,
is it?
384
00:16:49,624 --> 00:16:51,623
Well, if you actually like someone,
Nick, maybe try and show them,
385
00:16:51,624 --> 00:16:53,985
rather than behaving like a mindless,
selfish, adolescent prick.
386
00:16:53,986 --> 00:16:55,305
Just a thought.
387
00:16:56,545 --> 00:16:58,785
Kit's ready, boss, so if you...
388
00:17:00,385 --> 00:17:02,865
Oh, sick - it's stuck
in his fucking helmet.
389
00:17:02,866 --> 00:17:05,224
Oi, Mac!
390
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,344
That's my photo!
391
00:17:06,345 --> 00:17:07,984
Aye!
392
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,105
Very nice!
393
00:17:19,985 --> 00:17:21,025
Knock-knock.
394
00:17:22,505 --> 00:17:24,144
Yes, Captain Medhurst.
395
00:17:24,145 --> 00:17:26,265
Look, I just wanted
to stop by to say sorry.
396
00:17:26,266 --> 00:17:27,304
For?
397
00:17:27,305 --> 00:17:29,544
For... You know.
398
00:17:29,545 --> 00:17:32,103
Permanently cracking onto me?
Making jokes about my gambling habit?
399
00:17:32,104 --> 00:17:33,465
Not respecting me or my job?
400
00:17:33,466 --> 00:17:35,304
The middle one.
401
00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:37,104
And the last one.
402
00:17:37,105 --> 00:17:39,143
Wait, what was the first one again?
Doesn't matter.
403
00:17:39,144 --> 00:17:42,145
I'm theologically compelled
to forgive you, sadly.
404
00:17:42,146 --> 00:17:43,304
Great.
405
00:17:43,305 --> 00:17:45,663
Listen, I really did want to say
sorry.
406
00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:49,183
Um, I know that sometimes
I don't take things seriously enough
407
00:17:49,184 --> 00:17:51,265
and I know that losing a fiance...
408
00:17:51,266 --> 00:17:52,784
is terrible.
409
00:17:52,785 --> 00:17:54,585
Do you?
410
00:17:55,585 --> 00:17:57,265
All right, thank you, Nick.
411
00:18:07,985 --> 00:18:09,305
How long were you together?
412
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,463
Three years. Engaged for six
months. Ah!
413
00:18:14,464 --> 00:18:16,943
I can't compete with that.
Didn't even manage one month.
414
00:18:16,944 --> 00:18:20,905
What, you were engaged?
It doesn't count if it was for a bet.
415
00:18:20,906 --> 00:18:22,144
No.
416
00:18:22,145 --> 00:18:26,224
Took her to Vienna, got down on
one knee in the Riesenrad,
417
00:18:26,225 --> 00:18:29,383
looking out over St Stephen's
Cathedral. Yeah, what happened?
418
00:18:29,384 --> 00:18:31,743
You didn't cheat on her, did you?
I didn't cheat, no.
419
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,783
We got back and in the cold light
of Gatwick Airport,
420
00:18:33,784 --> 00:18:35,665
she 'fessed up to sleeping
with one of my mates.
421
00:18:35,666 --> 00:18:39,505
What? No!
Yeah, I was engaged for 16 hours.
422
00:18:40,825 --> 00:18:43,385
Since then it's been hard to...
find someone to trust.
423
00:18:44,545 --> 00:18:47,265
Yeah, I can imagine
that would be difficult.
424
00:18:48,305 --> 00:18:49,745
What was her name?
425
00:18:51,105 --> 00:18:53,464
Marianne, why?
426
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,544
Mary Ann?
427
00:18:55,545 --> 00:18:56,943
Hm. No, no, no, no, no.
428
00:18:56,944 --> 00:19:00,423
I mean, good improvisation skills,
but I can see what you're doing.
429
00:19:00,424 --> 00:19:02,503
"The cold light of Gatwick Airport"?
430
00:19:02,504 --> 00:19:04,585
Come on. None of that's true, is it?
431
00:19:06,505 --> 00:19:09,584
No. No. Just... Just made it up.
432
00:19:09,585 --> 00:19:11,625
Thought you'd be convinced by the
detail.
433
00:19:11,626 --> 00:19:13,545
Riesenrad.
434
00:19:17,705 --> 00:19:20,705
Anyway, er, where are we
with those pork scratchings?
435
00:19:20,706 --> 00:19:22,665
Never mind. Crack on.
436
00:19:29,345 --> 00:19:31,143
Ah, Sergeant Bird. Don't get up.
437
00:19:31,144 --> 00:19:35,263
HQ seem very keen on you, so want
you up there for good on Friday.
438
00:19:35,264 --> 00:19:37,143
Er, I thought I'd be double-hatting
for a couple of weeks, sir.
439
00:19:37,144 --> 00:19:39,065
You can't wear two hats
in the field for long.
440
00:19:39,066 --> 00:19:42,504
Unless you have a very big head.
Sir.
441
00:19:42,505 --> 00:19:44,903
So, you need to pick a new bleep
for your detachment,
442
00:19:44,904 --> 00:19:47,745
and you'll be playing bridge
in Bastion in no time.
443
00:19:47,746 --> 00:19:49,624
Exciting.
444
00:19:49,625 --> 00:19:50,864
Carry on.
445
00:19:50,865 --> 00:19:52,824
Sir. Sir.
446
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:55,385
We getting a new bleep?
Gie's a look! Yep.
447
00:19:55,386 --> 00:19:57,664
Apparently I'm off in three days.
448
00:19:57,665 --> 00:19:59,185
Lucky you. So, I'll be up to HQ.
449
00:19:59,186 --> 00:20:02,064
Geek. Twat. Gay.
450
00:20:02,065 --> 00:20:03,945
And not here. With you. Gay.
451
00:20:03,946 --> 00:20:07,304
In three days?
Whoa! Who is that?
452
00:20:07,305 --> 00:20:08,543
Does this CV have measurements?
453
00:20:08,544 --> 00:20:10,905
Yeah, yeah. Military personnel
files have bust sizes.
454
00:20:10,906 --> 00:20:13,704
What? Really?
She's fit.
455
00:20:13,705 --> 00:20:15,504
Corporal Ava Bishop. Yeah.
456
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,303
Yeah, easily the least qualified.
457
00:20:17,304 --> 00:20:19,503
She looks pretty
fucking qualified to me. Aye!
458
00:20:19,504 --> 00:20:23,223
Yeah, cos when we disrupt enemy
communications in the electronic battle space
459
00:20:23,224 --> 00:20:26,223
with our jamming capabilities,
we operate the equipment with our tits.
460
00:20:26,224 --> 00:20:27,943
I just heard "jam" and "tits".
461
00:20:27,944 --> 00:20:30,223
You do know this is to replace me,
yeah?
462
00:20:30,224 --> 00:20:33,463
Aye, your big promotion.
Good on you. Can we get this one?
463
00:20:33,464 --> 00:20:35,025
Just give me that! All right!
464
00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:36,265
Go on, piss off.
465
00:20:41,705 --> 00:20:44,464
Hi, guys. Hiya, Bird.
466
00:20:44,465 --> 00:20:46,344
Toffee?
467
00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:49,904
I just want to say,
well done on your promotion.
468
00:20:49,905 --> 00:20:52,344
Thanks, Padre.
You pleased?
469
00:20:52,345 --> 00:20:53,665
Yeah.
470
00:20:55,785 --> 00:20:57,425
Well, if that's your padre-ing done,
471
00:20:57,426 --> 00:21:00,904
lot of work, so...
Yeah, absolutely, sure.
472
00:21:00,905 --> 00:21:03,143
Just want to say,
your team will miss you...
473
00:21:03,144 --> 00:21:04,983
What is their fucking problem?!
474
00:21:04,984 --> 00:21:06,703
Could they not show some sign
of being sorry to lose me?
475
00:21:06,704 --> 00:21:09,583
They're all, like, "Off you fuck,
Bird. Can your replacement have big tits?"
476
00:21:09,584 --> 00:21:11,223
I'm sure they actually...
477
00:21:11,224 --> 00:21:14,263
Have they not noticed that I save
their lives on a daily fucking basis?
478
00:21:14,264 --> 00:21:15,543
I don't even want to go to HQ.
479
00:21:15,544 --> 00:21:18,785
I'd stay if they'd ask me,
but they haven't, so fuck 'em.
480
00:21:22,825 --> 00:21:24,143
Look, I'm not defending them,
481
00:21:24,144 --> 00:21:26,945
but these aren't the most
emotionally mature guys
482
00:21:26,946 --> 00:21:29,024
we've ever met, are they?
483
00:21:29,025 --> 00:21:31,263
I mean, look at Nick. He'd be
quite a nice guy if he was...
484
00:21:31,264 --> 00:21:34,705
Oh, here we go! How have we ended up
talking about Nick bloody Medhurst?!
485
00:21:34,706 --> 00:21:36,064
Yes, you're right.
486
00:21:36,065 --> 00:21:37,344
Sorry. I'm, um...
487
00:21:37,345 --> 00:21:38,944
No. What did he say?
488
00:21:38,945 --> 00:21:42,545
Oh, nothing. Just a cock and bull
story about being engaged. Blah-blah-blah.
489
00:21:42,546 --> 00:21:45,184
Oh! Marianne. The Blonde Betrayer.
490
00:21:45,185 --> 00:21:47,064
Oh, sh...
491
00:21:47,065 --> 00:21:49,625
Sugar. I just threw him out
for making it up.
492
00:21:49,626 --> 00:21:51,024
Ha!
493
00:21:51,025 --> 00:21:53,385
You're the... shittest padre ever.
494
00:21:59,865 --> 00:22:02,823
Drumcredie Castle has loads
going for it. It's beautiful.
495
00:22:02,824 --> 00:22:04,623
If you like that sort of thing.
Which I do.
496
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:07,745
And you don't mind how much the
corkage costs. Which I don't. It's...
497
00:22:07,746 --> 00:22:10,464
Yup. Yup.
498
00:22:10,465 --> 00:22:13,705
Yeah. Before we completely rule out
all the other opt... Yeah.
499
00:22:13,706 --> 00:22:14,864
Yep.
500
00:22:14,865 --> 00:22:18,503
No, happy to rule out River Court,
despite its many practical bonuses.
501
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:21,225
Yeah. I wonder if there is a third
opt...
502
00:22:23,505 --> 00:22:24,705
Darling, I've got to go.
503
00:22:24,706 --> 00:22:26,184
Well...
504
00:22:26,185 --> 00:22:28,703
Yeah, the IED is
quite important too.
505
00:22:28,704 --> 00:22:30,263
Look, it's just a case of...
506
00:22:30,264 --> 00:22:32,465
No, I do like Bum... Brum...
Drum... Drum... Drumcredie.
507
00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:36,425
But just have another look
at Handleford Hall,
508
00:22:36,426 --> 00:22:38,544
because the corkage is...
509
00:22:38,545 --> 00:22:40,545
It doesn't matter. Bye!
510
00:22:51,265 --> 00:22:54,744
Bird? We getting that Corporal Ava?
511
00:22:54,745 --> 00:22:57,824
Fuck's sake. She's 26, Mac.
Bit old for you.
512
00:22:57,825 --> 00:23:00,185
I'm broad-minded.
Yeah, well, she's not blind.
513
00:23:01,425 --> 00:23:04,345
All right, Millsy. We'll let that
soak. Boss.
514
00:23:04,346 --> 00:23:09,104
Bird. A word.
Yes? What? Is this about Mary?
515
00:23:09,105 --> 00:23:10,944
No.
516
00:23:10,945 --> 00:23:11,944
Yes.
517
00:23:11,945 --> 00:23:13,703
Yes, she asked about your fiancee.
518
00:23:13,704 --> 00:23:16,783
Yes, I told her she 'fessed up
to sleeping with your mate. And?
519
00:23:16,784 --> 00:23:19,223
And no, I didn't tell her
you then shagged her sister.
520
00:23:19,224 --> 00:23:21,545
Awesome.
Where would I be without you, Bird?
521
00:23:21,546 --> 00:23:22,865
Dead, I expect.
522
00:23:23,825 --> 00:23:25,945
Yeah. Dead.
523
00:23:29,225 --> 00:23:31,903
Do you think she's all right?
I don't know, Millsy.
524
00:23:31,904 --> 00:23:34,103
I'm finding her particularly tricky
to read at the moment,
525
00:23:34,104 --> 00:23:36,825
but no, I do NOT
think she's all right.
526
00:24:13,065 --> 00:24:14,503
Ah, Mary, can I have a word?
527
00:24:14,504 --> 00:24:16,865
Absolutely, yes, I owe you an
apology. We need to...
528
00:24:16,866 --> 00:24:19,304
Oh, well... yes. Yes.
529
00:24:19,305 --> 00:24:22,223
I'm sorry for what I said
about your experience in Vienna.
530
00:24:22,224 --> 00:24:23,865
I know how painful that must have
been.
531
00:24:23,866 --> 00:24:27,624
It's fine. It's all water
under the Konstantinsteg.
532
00:24:27,625 --> 00:24:31,503
Vienna's oldest bridge.
OK, you were in Vienna, I get it.
533
00:24:31,504 --> 00:24:33,183
Now, you wanted a word with me?
Yeah.
534
00:24:33,184 --> 00:24:35,383
It's about Bird.
I don't think she's happy.
535
00:24:35,384 --> 00:24:37,783
And at the end of the observation
round, Nick's team scores one point.
536
00:24:37,784 --> 00:24:40,303
What's wrong with her?
Are you going to miss her?
537
00:24:40,304 --> 00:24:41,903
Yeah, she's awesome, one in a
million.
538
00:24:41,904 --> 00:24:43,225
Have you told her that? Yeah...
539
00:24:43,226 --> 00:24:44,664
probably.
540
00:24:44,665 --> 00:24:46,104
A while ago.
541
00:24:46,105 --> 00:24:47,985
Oh, I see.
542
00:25:01,825 --> 00:25:04,105
Sergeant Bird. Yes, sir.
543
00:25:05,265 --> 00:25:07,265
Sorry, sir.
544
00:25:10,225 --> 00:25:13,863
The file for Corporal Ava Bishop's
gone missing. Any ideas?
545
00:25:13,864 --> 00:25:16,583
Er, yeah, Mac would
have picked that up.
546
00:25:16,584 --> 00:25:18,463
We should probably check his bunk.
547
00:25:18,464 --> 00:25:20,743
Why don't we wait for him
in the Det?
548
00:25:20,744 --> 00:25:23,065
Don't want to catch him
"thrappus interruptus," do we?
549
00:25:23,066 --> 00:25:25,705
Probably not, sir. Shall we?
550
00:25:39,825 --> 00:25:43,344
You bunch of soft bloody pansies.
Thank you.
551
00:25:43,345 --> 00:25:45,545
Ladies and gentlemen...
Well, ladies and men.
552
00:25:45,546 --> 00:25:48,905
It's now time for the award
for Best Bleep Ever.
553
00:25:50,545 --> 00:25:54,504
There's only one nomination,
and the award goes to...
554
00:25:54,505 --> 00:25:56,745
Sergeant Lynda Bird!
555
00:25:59,065 --> 00:26:04,225
Bird, for services to Bluestone 42,
we would like to present you with this
556
00:26:04,226 --> 00:26:06,824
hastily assembled piece of...
557
00:26:06,825 --> 00:26:08,145
award!
558
00:26:10,065 --> 00:26:11,744
To Bird! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
559
00:26:11,745 --> 00:26:14,544
OK, raise a glass to me.
560
00:26:14,545 --> 00:26:16,865
Cos I'm fucking brilliant
and none of you lot should forget it.
561
00:26:16,866 --> 00:26:18,704
And just so you don't...
562
00:26:18,705 --> 00:26:21,865
I hereby announce
that I will not be going to Bastion,
563
00:26:21,866 --> 00:26:24,985
but instead remaining here
as Corporal Bird.
564
00:26:28,425 --> 00:26:32,184
Oh, and Colonel...
you can tell Corporal Bishop
565
00:26:32,185 --> 00:26:35,265
she's been spared a tour of
duty with a bunch of sex pests.
566
00:26:35,266 --> 00:26:36,744
Here's to me!
567
00:26:36,745 --> 00:26:38,264
To Bird!
568
00:26:38,265 --> 00:26:40,585
By the way, there's one more award,
there's one more award.
569
00:26:41,745 --> 00:26:44,904
This is the award
for the lance corporal
570
00:26:44,905 --> 00:26:47,785
most likely to forget
to log out of his e-mail,
571
00:26:47,786 --> 00:26:50,184
Simon Lansley.
572
00:26:50,185 --> 00:26:54,704
There was a cancellation
at Bumcredie Castle,
573
00:26:54,705 --> 00:26:57,865
and your fiancee took it
because you seemed so keen.
574
00:26:57,866 --> 00:27:00,264
What?! Oh-ho-ho-ho!
575
00:27:00,265 --> 00:27:01,745
Brilliant!
576
00:27:04,105 --> 00:27:07,384
Arsehole! Arsehole! Arsehole!
577
00:27:07,385 --> 00:27:08,624
I got you...
578
00:27:08,625 --> 00:27:10,545
these.
579
00:27:11,585 --> 00:27:12,944
Pork scratchings.
580
00:27:12,945 --> 00:27:14,983
Always knew you were
the best padre ever.
581
00:27:14,984 --> 00:27:16,823
They're not easy to come by
in a strict Muslim country.
582
00:27:16,824 --> 00:27:19,825
I'm now pledged in marriage
to Faruq's oldest son.
583
00:27:19,826 --> 00:27:22,304
Still... nice to be engaged again.
584
00:27:22,305 --> 00:27:24,544
Thanks, Nick.
585
00:27:24,545 --> 00:27:27,823
Sir, I need your help
getting a picture back from Mac.
586
00:27:27,824 --> 00:27:31,663
Before you go on, Corporal,
take this folder back to my office.
587
00:27:31,664 --> 00:27:33,905
Be extremely careful
with that picture...
588
00:27:33,906 --> 00:27:37,984
because it could fall off
and be very easily replaced.
589
00:27:37,985 --> 00:27:39,664
Sir.
590
00:27:39,665 --> 00:27:40,865
Carry on.
591
00:27:46,705 --> 00:27:47,744
Mac...
592
00:27:47,745 --> 00:27:49,384
swap?
593
00:27:49,385 --> 00:27:50,824
Brilliant!
594
00:27:50,825 --> 00:27:52,424
Hm.
595
00:27:52,425 --> 00:27:54,105
Ha-ha!
596
00:27:56,185 --> 00:27:59,105
- Ooh!
- Go on, Mac.
597
00:28:00,145 --> 00:28:01,545
Fiver on Millsy.
598
00:28:03,853 --> 00:28:32,043
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