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Facebook was founded 10 years ago
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by a teenage smart-ass.
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Ever since then,
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people have been predicting
when it would stop being cool.
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But I know when.
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Last week, when my wife signed up.
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[Laughs] Dre, look at this...
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A puppy becomes friends with a python.
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They love each other. It's so cute.
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Keep watching. It gets less cute.
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[Gasps] Oh!
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Gosh. Oh, Dre,
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Shawn and Lance said that
they're gonna be in town
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next week and they want to get together.
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That was in a private message.
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Yeah, everybody says that, nobody means it.
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If you haven't seen each other in forever,
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there's a reason why.
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Dre, I don't understand
why you're such an ass
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when it comes to my college friends.
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- Oh, you don't?
- No.
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- Mm, look at this right here.
- What?
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Look at the united
colors of benetton posers.
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They think they're so cool
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because they're the picture of diversity.
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Mixed Bow, Asian Maisie,
Fat Shawn, and Black Lance.
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You really stretched
yourselves on those nicknames.
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Those weren't our nicknames, Dre.
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You just came up with those right now.
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Asian Maisie looks so great.
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[Scoffs]
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She thinks she's famous
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just because she was on "The Real World."
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Dre, she dated David Spade.
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Name me one David Spade movie.
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"Tommy Boy," "Black Sheep,"
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"Lost & Found," "Joe Dirt,"
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- "Grown Ups," "Grown Ups 2"...
- Okay, okay!
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I said, "one." All right.
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And what's up with you and David Spade?
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You know what?
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Of all those people in that group,
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you know who annoys me the most?
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Lance?
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Dre, come on.
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We dated in the '90s. Get over it.
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- No. You.
- Wha...
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You get so fake when you're around them.
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You're so thirsty to impress these clowns,
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you turn into "Big Word Bow."
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That's ludicrous and preposterous.
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- See?
- You know what?
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I'm gonna invite them over here,
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and we are gonna have a dinner party.
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Ha ha!
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That sounds like so much fun... for you.
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Dre, you're coming, okay?
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And this time, you're gonna turn it on.
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- I'm always on.
- Oh, really?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Do you remember the last time?
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The whole night, you were
busy putting olive pits
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in the peanut bowl, sitting
there doing your dead face.
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What's my "dead face"?
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That's just my face.
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Yeah, I know, Dre.
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I had to Photoshop our whole wedding album.
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What?
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So, she wants you to host a party
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for her old college friends,
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that you don't even like,
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and you gotta show up
and you gotta be all fun,
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- and you gotta give them top-shelf Dre?
- Dre: Yep.
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Look, my ex-wife shot
me, which wasn't cool,
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but to make you hang out
with her old boyfriend
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is just next level.
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Look, I'm not worried about dude, okay?
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I mean, that's old-school, right, Curtis?
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Not wanting to kick it with a dude
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that smashed your wife is not old-school.
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That's just school.
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Look, man, Lance is not a threat.
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He wears a smedium and
chalks in his hairline...
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Basically, old boy's the black David Spade.
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You know what's underrated?
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"Dickie Roberts: Former child star."
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You know, none of this would be so bad
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if I had some of my people there,
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but I don't have the
heart to subject anybody
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that I care about to Bow and her friends.
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So, do you guys want to come?
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Hell, yeah. I'm already there.
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[Clears throat] Um, does the
girl twin still live with you?
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- Yes.
- Mm-hmm.
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Not a fan.
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But I've been locked out
of my house for a few days,
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so... I'll come.
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The night of the party,
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Bow turned it up like
the Obamas were coming.
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I don't know why she felt the
need to impress these folks,
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but she did.
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She was even wearing a caftan.
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- Hey, mom.
- Hey, baby.
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[Gasps] Oh, food!
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Oh, no, don't touch that.
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Don't touch that!
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Don't touch that!
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It's my inhaler. I need this to live.
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Take a hit and beat it. I don't
need you passing out in here.
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Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, goodness.
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Whoo! Mommy is wound up. [Laughs]
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My guests are gonna be here any minute.
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Great, I'll show them my new dance moves.
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Oh, look at that. Oh, careful, careful!
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My champagne Mountain.
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Again, so sorry... A little wound up.
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Okay, but you know what?
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Why don't you guys head on upstairs
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and then, uh, when I
call you back downstairs,
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it'll be just like we planned, right?
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You'll be smiling and
smiling and laughing...
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[Laughs theatrically]
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And we're leaving, and we're smiling.
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'Cause she's crazy,
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so we're hurrying.
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- Hey, babe.
- Huh?
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How do I look?
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Acceptable.
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Okay, so, the guests are gonna
arrive precisely at 8:00 p.m.
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All right, well, in Charlie's case,
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that could be 8:00 or 11:45.
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[Doorbell rings] Nice.
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Or 6:30.
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So glad you invited him, Dre.
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[Sighs]
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[Dog barks in distance]
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Diane.
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Charles.
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Okay, drinks and hors
d'oeuvres for about an hour,
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and then at 9:15,
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I will spontaneously come up
with the idea for a party game,
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just out of nowhere.
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And what time do I
spontaneously blow my brains out,
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just out of nowhere?
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Dre, you promised you
were gonna be on tonight.
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All right, all right, all
right. Let me warm up, okay?
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- Okay.
- Red leather, yellow leather,
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red leather, yellow leather.
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Bio-pic, biopic, bio-pic, biopic.
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You know New York, you need New York,
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you know you need unique New York.
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Ooh, I'm gonna murder this.
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Mm-hmm.
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I can't believe mom knows
someone who was on "Real World."
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How is this even a reality show?
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No one's singing, cooking,
or exploiting their children.
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What's that line down
the front of their jeans?
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I believe that's called a crease.
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You have to understand, it was 1994.
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Television itself was in its infancy.
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You had to be there at a certain time
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to watch a show or it was gone... forever!
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Wait. No pause button? No DVR?
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And you had to watch the commercials.
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- What?!
- What?!
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This is really boring.
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We could do better than that.
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We can do better.
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Why don't we shoot our own
reality show here tonight?
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We'll have Maisie downstairs,
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but older and more desperate.
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Now, that's TV.
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Right? Junior, you'll shoot and direct,
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and I'll be executive producer.
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Why do you get to be executive producer
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if I'm the one doing all the work?
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Because I'm a people person
and I look great in a blazer.
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Diane, you're in charge of lighting,
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and, Jack, you're a teamster.
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Great! I'm on a break.
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Guys, get ready for...
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"The Real World: Old people eating cheese."
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So, the kids had a project for the night.
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Let's meet our cast of characters.
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- Ahh!
- There's Big Word Bow.
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You look absolutely pulchritudinous!
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You had former reality star Maisie.
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- Is that a Sushi tower?
- It is.
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You know who loves Sushi? David.
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- Mm.
- David Spade.
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- Yeah.
- We dated.
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- Y-you knew that, right?
- Yeah.
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Yeah. He bought me a Subaru.
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A Subaru.
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And then there was Bow's old boyfriend...
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Guys? It's Lance.
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Bland Lance.
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Dre: Oh, what up, Lance?
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Do you have any room-temperature water?
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[Chuckles] Yeah.
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So, that chump is your wife's former lover?
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I'm cooler than him.
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Dre, it looks like this dude
got his suit at build-a-bear.
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Hey, baby.
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- Shawn: Hi.
- Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Who is that?
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Rainbow: Hi!
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Ahh!
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[Both shrieking]
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Shawn?
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Fat Shawn?
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Turns out, she'd become "Phat Shawn."
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[Laughs]
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Damn, that is one thick snow bunny.
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I swear to God I wish
I would have said that.
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She lost a lot of weight!
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But kept it in all the right places.
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Mm. My man made a very strong move.
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Very strong.
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Hey, Lance, I see you, brother.
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He bought low.
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He's the Warren Buffett of Biggums.
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The nostradamus of thick
chicks... "Thickadamus."
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Do you guys want to see
the rest of the house?
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- Yeah.
- Of course.
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- Come on, follow me.
- All right.
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[Chuckles]
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Thanks for bringing us all together.
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Oh, sure. Gosh, I just thought
it'd be really pleasurable,
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you know, to have a convivial
soiree at my humble domicile.
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[Laughs] That's a good one, man.
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How adorable is that?
They're finally getting along.
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Hey, tell me about this, man.
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Is that all squats, or does she run stairs?
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Because how did that happen?
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Rainbow: Hey, guys.
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I'm so glad you guys are getting along.
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- I know, right?
- To be honest, Dre,
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I never thought you would get past the fact
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that Lance and Bow were engaged.
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[Spits] Mm.
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Well, it... it... That's... it was...
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Uh, uh, no, no, no. Wait.
Did you just say "engaged"?
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Well, I mean... [laughing] Come on.
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I wouldn't... I wouldn't call it...
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I wouldn't call it "engaged."
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Well, what would you
call it when one person
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asks another person to
marry him and she says "yes"
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and then he buys her a
ring and then they invite
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all their friends to Applebee's
for jalape?o poppers?
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Both: Engaged.
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Or like a party. [Laughs] It's like...
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Wow. This just stopped being polite...
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And got really real.
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Whoa. Lance would have been our dad?
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And Shawn would have been our mom?
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So hot!
258
00:09:02,686 --> 00:09:04,586
She wouldn't have been your mom.
259
00:09:04,621 --> 00:09:06,087
- Dre: Bow.
- Rainbow: Uh-huh?
260
00:09:06,156 --> 00:09:08,289
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Sure, sweetie.
261
00:09:08,325 --> 00:09:09,691
- Now.
- Just a second.
262
00:09:09,726 --> 00:09:10,692
- Um, enjoy the food, and I'm gonna refill...
- Come on.
263
00:09:10,727 --> 00:09:11,693
I think he wants a refill.
264
00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:16,296
Sweetheart. Yeah, we were engaged,
but it was, like, so long ago.
265
00:09:16,416 --> 00:09:17,982
It was like for 10 minutes,
266
00:09:18,017 --> 00:09:19,984
and we were young and we were stupid,
267
00:09:20,019 --> 00:09:22,920
and, like, we went five-way
Dutch on jalape?o poppers.
268
00:09:22,955 --> 00:09:25,423
I mean, I didn't even
get any and Shawn ate...
269
00:09:25,458 --> 00:09:27,391
I-I should have told you.
270
00:09:27,427 --> 00:09:29,493
I should have told you, and I didn't.
271
00:09:29,529 --> 00:09:31,228
I'm sorry.
272
00:09:31,264 --> 00:09:35,533
Babe, I'm really gonna surprise you now...
273
00:09:35,568 --> 00:09:36,567
I get it.
274
00:09:36,602 --> 00:09:37,868
- Seriously?
- Huh!
275
00:09:37,904 --> 00:09:39,537
- Yes, it's ancient history.
- Yeah.
276
00:09:39,572 --> 00:09:42,106
Plus, there's plenty of things
I haven't told you about.
277
00:09:42,141 --> 00:09:42,940
Wait, what what, now?
278
00:09:42,975 --> 00:09:44,141
But the point is,
279
00:09:44,177 --> 00:09:46,210
all of our secrets are out in the open now.
280
00:09:46,245 --> 00:09:47,445
But... but you didn't tell me...
281
00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,713
Ah, ah, ah, let's not
forget who's in the hot seat.
282
00:09:49,749 --> 00:09:51,749
Actually, you're just lucky
283
00:09:51,784 --> 00:09:55,152
that you married a man
like me... magnanimous.
284
00:09:55,188 --> 00:09:56,954
- See?
- Hmm.
285
00:09:56,989 --> 00:09:58,422
We're meant to be.
286
00:09:58,458 --> 00:10:00,458
If Lance hadn't broken it off with me,
287
00:10:00,493 --> 00:10:02,359
I never would have met you, my Dre.
288
00:10:02,395 --> 00:10:03,994
- Oh.
- Thanks, baby.
289
00:10:04,030 --> 00:10:05,062
Hold on.
290
00:10:05,097 --> 00:10:08,065
Did she just say Lance dumped her?
291
00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:09,834
Who the hell am I married to?
292
00:10:09,869 --> 00:10:12,036
This is crazy, man.
293
00:10:12,071 --> 00:10:14,772
I always saw me and Bow
as this power couple...
294
00:10:14,807 --> 00:10:16,674
The dumpers, not the dumpees.
295
00:10:16,709 --> 00:10:17,942
Curtis: And you still are, boss.
296
00:10:17,977 --> 00:10:20,110
Look, who cares if he looked
her dead in the face and said,
297
00:10:20,146 --> 00:10:22,012
"there's no way I want
to go further with this"?
298
00:10:22,048 --> 00:10:24,748
That's his thing. One man's trash, right?
299
00:10:24,784 --> 00:10:25,850
No!
300
00:10:25,885 --> 00:10:27,585
Man, Bow and I are A-listers.
301
00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:29,587
[Stammers] Jay and Bey.
302
00:10:29,622 --> 00:10:31,522
Look, I'm just worried that now I'm Jay
303
00:10:31,557 --> 00:10:33,047
and she's one of those other girls...
304
00:10:33,167 --> 00:10:35,701
Destiny's illegitimate child, Hazel.
305
00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,569
Hey, Dre, get out of your head, man.
306
00:10:37,605 --> 00:10:40,439
Look at me. I always get dumped.
307
00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:43,920
That don't make me a loser, you know?
308
00:10:44,452 --> 00:10:46,419
Dre, there is absolutely nothing wrong
309
00:10:46,454 --> 00:10:48,325
with a man dating a
woman who's been dumped.
310
00:10:48,445 --> 00:10:49,944
- You don't think so?
- No, man.
311
00:10:49,979 --> 00:10:52,113
I almost exclusively date
women who have been dumped.
312
00:10:52,148 --> 00:10:54,882
I'll wait outside the club
by the street meat cart,
313
00:10:54,918 --> 00:10:57,285
looking for girls to stumble out at closing
314
00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:59,454
with runny mascara and a broken heel.
315
00:10:59,489 --> 00:11:01,522
Then your boy Josh goes to wiz-erk!
316
00:11:01,558 --> 00:11:03,891
I'll whisper in their
ear, "you can do better.
317
00:11:03,927 --> 00:11:05,927
You can do better. Shh, shh, shh.
318
00:11:05,962 --> 00:11:07,729
But not tonight." Mm? [Laughs]
319
00:11:07,764 --> 00:11:08,596
Feel better?
320
00:11:08,631 --> 00:11:09,764
- No.
- Okay.
321
00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,032
Look, just let it go, boss.
322
00:11:11,067 --> 00:11:12,529
Okay, you start digging in a cemetery,
323
00:11:12,649 --> 00:11:14,249
all you gonna find is dead bodies.
324
00:11:14,284 --> 00:11:16,217
You know, you right, Curtis. You're right.
325
00:11:16,253 --> 00:11:17,919
You know, I'm gonna leave it alone.
326
00:11:17,954 --> 00:11:19,020
I did not leave it alone.
327
00:11:19,055 --> 00:11:21,222
Hey, Lance. More scotch?
328
00:11:21,258 --> 00:11:23,591
- Oh, thank you.
- All right.
329
00:11:23,627 --> 00:11:26,160
I told you that Lance and I were engaged.
330
00:11:26,196 --> 00:11:27,929
Of course I did!
331
00:11:27,964 --> 00:11:29,364
Money. "Old people eating cheese"
332
00:11:29,399 --> 00:11:31,299
just graduated to "mom's secret fianc?
333
00:11:31,334 --> 00:11:32,567
could wreck her marriage."
334
00:11:32,602 --> 00:11:34,969
Why is there so much
footage of that lady's butt?
335
00:11:35,005 --> 00:11:38,172
It's called "ambient
b-roll," and I need it.
336
00:11:38,208 --> 00:11:40,708
[Gasps] We need it. [Chuckles weakly]
337
00:11:40,744 --> 00:11:42,477
I need it.
338
00:11:42,512 --> 00:11:44,679
We still need to find
a villain in all this.
339
00:11:44,714 --> 00:11:46,014
There's a villain in our house?
340
00:11:46,049 --> 00:11:47,081
Like... Like Bane?
341
00:11:47,117 --> 00:11:49,784
No. All reality shows have a villain...
342
00:11:49,819 --> 00:11:51,786
The drama queen you love to hate,
343
00:11:51,821 --> 00:11:54,556
your Snookis, your Omarosas,
your Bryant Gumbels.
344
00:11:54,591 --> 00:11:55,823
Now let's go find ours.
345
00:11:58,528 --> 00:12:00,328
My money's on Maisie.
346
00:12:00,363 --> 00:12:01,763
Jack: Really? Why her?
347
00:12:01,798 --> 00:12:05,300
I saw her double dip in the Ponzu.
348
00:12:05,335 --> 00:12:07,502
Dirty, dirty girl.
349
00:12:09,506 --> 00:12:11,606
Kind of crazy finding out that you and Bow
350
00:12:11,641 --> 00:12:12,941
were engaged and everything.
351
00:12:12,976 --> 00:12:14,475
Oh, I'm so sorry.
352
00:12:14,511 --> 00:12:16,578
- All these years, I assumed you knew.
- It's cool.
353
00:12:16,613 --> 00:12:18,705
Hey, just curious how it all ended.
354
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,048
You know, was it the type of thing
355
00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:21,556
where you saw the writing on the wall
356
00:12:21,676 --> 00:12:22,680
with a girl that spectacular?
357
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,833
You know, did you dump
her before she dumped you?
358
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,635
Hey, hey, no shame in that game, playboy.
359
00:12:26,670 --> 00:12:28,730
I don't know. Who can
remember? It was college.
360
00:12:28,850 --> 00:12:30,182
College. I get it.
361
00:12:30,218 --> 00:12:32,752
A little experimental phase, huh?
362
00:12:32,787 --> 00:12:34,587
Not sure what team you were playing for.
363
00:12:34,622 --> 00:12:36,555
Yeah, no, no, had to clear
the deck for Mr. Right.
364
00:12:36,591 --> 00:12:37,623
Dre, I'm not gay.
365
00:12:37,659 --> 00:12:39,558
You've been staring at my wife all night.
366
00:12:39,594 --> 00:12:41,360
In fact, you're doing it right now.
367
00:12:41,396 --> 00:12:42,561
Huh?
368
00:12:42,597 --> 00:12:45,364
Look, man, if I had to dig deep here,
369
00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,033
I guess I had to end things with Bow
370
00:12:47,068 --> 00:12:48,834
because... she was still not over Brian.
371
00:12:48,870 --> 00:12:49,935
Who's Brian?
372
00:12:49,971 --> 00:12:51,671
- The guy who dumped her after Mike.
- What?!
373
00:12:51,706 --> 00:12:56,742
I have had a spontaneous
idea... let's play a game!
374
00:12:56,778 --> 00:12:58,344
This isn't gonna be the type of thing
375
00:12:58,379 --> 00:13:00,379
where we're gonna get naked, are we?
376
00:13:00,415 --> 00:13:02,148
- Hmm?
- Full disclosure?
377
00:13:02,183 --> 00:13:05,251
I had a botched
circumcision a few years ago.
378
00:13:05,286 --> 00:13:07,319
Just so you know.
379
00:13:07,355 --> 00:13:10,022
- What about celebrity charades, huh?
- Dre: Oh!
380
00:13:10,058 --> 00:13:12,958
I actually had a different
kind of game in mind.
381
00:13:12,994 --> 00:13:14,660
- Really?
- Yeah.
382
00:13:14,696 --> 00:13:17,930
So, I'm not proud of how
this is about to go down,
383
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,398
but I needed answers.
384
00:13:19,434 --> 00:13:20,733
All right.
385
00:13:20,768 --> 00:13:22,505
Everybody know how to play "I never"?
386
00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:25,571
It's where I say something
I have never done,
387
00:13:25,606 --> 00:13:28,507
like, "I have never been
dumped by a guy named Brian."
388
00:13:28,543 --> 00:13:30,342
- Wait, what?
- Maisie: Oh, I'll explain.
389
00:13:30,378 --> 00:13:31,777
You've been dumped by a guy named Brian...
390
00:13:31,813 --> 00:13:32,978
- Yes, thank you.
- Oh!
391
00:13:33,014 --> 00:13:34,146
So you drink.
392
00:13:34,182 --> 00:13:35,247
- Okay.
- There you go.
393
00:13:35,283 --> 00:13:36,215
Maisie: I'll go next.
394
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,583
I've never spent
395
00:13:37,618 --> 00:13:39,985
a Thanksgiving meeting
David Spade's parents.
396
00:13:40,021 --> 00:13:41,954
Oh, that's me!
397
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:43,489
- Yeah, that's her.
- [Laughs] All right.
398
00:13:43,524 --> 00:13:44,957
Okay, I'm gonna go next. I'm gonna go next.
399
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:49,428
I never had to balance having four children
400
00:13:49,464 --> 00:13:52,264
while managing a very
challenging medical career.
401
00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:53,766
- Oh.
- Ho-ho!
402
00:13:53,801 --> 00:13:54,967
- Down the hatch!
- All right.
403
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:55,968
- Mm-hmm.
- Ah.
404
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,403
Okay, okay. I have one.
405
00:13:57,438 --> 00:13:59,038
I have never been dumped
406
00:13:59,073 --> 00:14:01,607
by more than three people in college.
407
00:14:01,642 --> 00:14:02,675
Yes.
408
00:14:02,710 --> 00:14:03,676
Ha, Josh!
409
00:14:03,711 --> 00:14:04,577
Josh!
410
00:14:04,612 --> 00:14:05,611
Drink up, Bow.
411
00:14:05,646 --> 00:14:07,580
Oh, you too, huh?
412
00:14:07,615 --> 00:14:09,415
Yeah, thank you, Shawn. Yeah.
413
00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:11,350
Dre: [Laughs] See? This is fun.
414
00:14:11,385 --> 00:14:13,486
Well, anybody else have
any stories about Bow?
415
00:14:13,521 --> 00:14:15,821
Lance, I'm sure you're sitting
on a couple of gems. Dre...
416
00:14:15,857 --> 00:14:18,191
Oh, hell yeah. I never
had "finals baldness."
417
00:14:18,311 --> 00:14:19,410
- What?
- [Stammers]
418
00:14:19,445 --> 00:14:21,578
It's called stress-related alopecia,
419
00:14:21,614 --> 00:14:24,547
and millions of Americans suffer from it.
420
00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:27,334
Yes, so I'm not embarrassed. I will drink.
421
00:14:27,369 --> 00:14:30,270
Oh, let's go back to
an old favorite of mine.
422
00:14:30,306 --> 00:14:34,441
I have never been dumped by more
than four people in college.
423
00:14:34,476 --> 00:14:35,542
Drink! Drink!
424
00:14:35,577 --> 00:14:36,610
[Laughs]
425
00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:39,313
Five?
426
00:14:39,348 --> 00:14:40,580
Together: Drink!
427
00:14:40,616 --> 00:14:42,649
Six people?
428
00:14:42,685 --> 00:14:43,650
Drink, drink, drink!
429
00:14:43,686 --> 00:14:44,584
Seven?
430
00:14:44,620 --> 00:14:45,986
[Laughter]
431
00:14:46,021 --> 00:14:47,921
Damn.
432
00:14:47,957 --> 00:14:51,591
Okay, yeah, obviously I have
a few skeletons in my closet.
433
00:14:51,627 --> 00:14:53,093
Ohh!
434
00:14:53,128 --> 00:14:54,561
More than eight?
435
00:14:54,596 --> 00:14:56,430
Together: Drink!
436
00:14:56,465 --> 00:14:57,965
[Laughter] Okay, okay, okay, okay.
437
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,968
Enough! Enough! Why are you attacking me?!
438
00:15:01,003 --> 00:15:03,503
This is not how the
night was supposed to go.
439
00:15:03,539 --> 00:15:06,373
You guys were just supposed
to admire my bangles
440
00:15:06,408 --> 00:15:10,310
and... and eat my almonds and
just watch me float like an angel!
441
00:15:10,346 --> 00:15:11,478
Oh, God!
442
00:15:11,513 --> 00:15:14,481
Oh, my I'm...
443
00:15:14,516 --> 00:15:17,417
Oh, my God. Mom's the villain.
444
00:15:17,453 --> 00:15:19,052
I'm gonna win an Emmy.
445
00:15:19,088 --> 00:15:20,554
[Crying] I'm in a bad way.
446
00:15:20,589 --> 00:15:21,888
Bow!
447
00:15:22,906 --> 00:15:26,408
- I'm buttoning up, so get off of me.
- All right, let me make you some coffee.
448
00:15:26,528 --> 00:15:27,830
I don't want coffee.
449
00:15:27,950 --> 00:15:29,901
Uh, where do you keep your cubed ham?
450
00:15:30,021 --> 00:15:30,830
What the hell?
451
00:15:30,950 --> 00:15:32,816
Two fire extinguishers and no ham.
452
00:15:32,852 --> 00:15:34,351
I mean, that's just crazy.
453
00:15:34,386 --> 00:15:35,419
Charlie, can you give us a moment?
454
00:15:35,454 --> 00:15:38,155
You better not let it burn.
455
00:15:38,190 --> 00:15:40,257
What?! [Scoffs]
456
00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:41,692
What is going on with you?
457
00:15:41,727 --> 00:15:43,127
What's going on with you?!
458
00:15:43,162 --> 00:15:46,196
Dre, why were you trying to
take me down during "I never"?
459
00:15:46,232 --> 00:15:48,098
Because when I found out you got dumped,
460
00:15:48,134 --> 00:15:49,933
I needed to know how dumped you were.
461
00:15:49,969 --> 00:15:52,336
Who knew the depths of your dumped-ness?
462
00:15:52,404 --> 00:15:55,405
[Sighs] Hey, have you
ever ended a relationship?
463
00:15:55,441 --> 00:15:56,874
I'm about to.
464
00:15:56,909 --> 00:15:58,242
Look, I know I acted crazy,
465
00:15:58,277 --> 00:16:01,966
but I always saw you as
this brilliant heartbreaker,
466
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:02,737
and then I find out
467
00:16:02,857 --> 00:16:04,477
that these dudes told you to kick rocks.
468
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:05,549
Hell, I started to spiral.
469
00:16:05,584 --> 00:16:07,747
You know, I didn't have it all
together when I was in college.
470
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:10,267
And maybe it's obnoxious, but
invited these people over here
471
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,536
so they could see how great
my life turned out for me.
472
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,422
And now they think I'm a lunatic!
473
00:16:14,542 --> 00:16:16,449
They might also think you
have a drinking problem.
474
00:16:16,569 --> 00:16:19,404
- [Chokes]
- Oh.
475
00:16:19,524 --> 00:16:21,190
Hey, hey. Charlie, Charlie!
476
00:16:21,225 --> 00:16:22,491
- Use your words. What?
- What's happening?
477
00:16:22,527 --> 00:16:24,760
- [Raspy voice] I ate peanut sauce.
- Mm-hmm.
478
00:16:24,795 --> 00:16:25,861
- Dying!
- Okay. Okay.
479
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:27,696
- Allergic.
- Okay. Okay.
480
00:16:27,732 --> 00:16:28,931
Throat closing.
481
00:16:28,966 --> 00:16:29,657
It's gonna be all right.
482
00:16:29,777 --> 00:16:32,244
Good sauce, though... murderer!
483
00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:33,846
Okay, nobody panic. Nobody panic.
484
00:16:33,881 --> 00:16:35,414
Do you have an epipen handy?
485
00:16:35,450 --> 00:16:37,183
- In my car.
- Okay, great, I'll go get it.
486
00:16:37,218 --> 00:16:38,351
- Go get it, thank you.
- I'll go get it.
487
00:16:38,386 --> 00:16:39,618
- Car got repo'd.
- Oh, God. Okay.
488
00:16:39,654 --> 00:16:40,786
- What?!
- It's okay.
489
00:16:40,822 --> 00:16:41,854
Hitchhiked
490
00:16:41,974 --> 00:16:43,328
underrated form of transportation.
491
00:16:43,448 --> 00:16:44,781
- Okay, okay.
- Okay, okay.
492
00:16:44,901 --> 00:16:45,901
Okay, everybody just step back, please.
493
00:16:46,021 --> 00:16:47,053
Step back, step back.
494
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:49,089
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
495
00:16:49,124 --> 00:16:50,156
Okay, come on.
496
00:16:50,192 --> 00:16:51,691
Dre, Dre, lay him down on the counter.
497
00:16:51,726 --> 00:16:53,359
I got him. I got him. Come
on, get up here, Charlie.
498
00:16:53,395 --> 00:16:55,328
Lay him back. Quick, get up here.
499
00:16:55,363 --> 00:16:56,996
Charlie, you gonna be all right, okay?
500
00:16:57,032 --> 00:16:58,231
Everything's gonna be okay.
501
00:16:58,266 --> 00:17:00,033
Dre, get me a steak knife and a juice box.
502
00:17:00,068 --> 00:17:01,301
Wapple apple or Berry Berry wild?
503
00:17:01,336 --> 00:17:03,369
- Just bring me the damn straw, Dre.
- Okay, okay.
504
00:17:03,405 --> 00:17:05,171
Hey, Curtis, I need you
to call an ambulance.
505
00:17:05,207 --> 00:17:07,173
I go to work like a doctor
506
00:17:07,209 --> 00:17:09,909
when I rock the mic you got
to like the way I operate
507
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:12,278
I make miracles happen just from rappin' - Got it.
508
00:17:12,314 --> 00:17:14,514
I'm so lyrically potent and
I'm flowin' and explodin'
509
00:17:14,549 --> 00:17:16,049
work, work
510
00:17:16,084 --> 00:17:18,051
work, work
511
00:17:18,086 --> 00:17:19,385
work, work
512
00:17:19,421 --> 00:17:21,154
I go to work - Sit up.
513
00:17:21,189 --> 00:17:22,856
[Sighs]
514
00:17:22,891 --> 00:17:24,624
Charlie, you're gonna be okay, all right?
515
00:17:24,659 --> 00:17:26,593
There's not even gonna be a scar.
516
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:27,994
I go to work!
517
00:17:28,029 --> 00:17:30,029
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
518
00:17:30,065 --> 00:17:33,066
I never saved a man's
life on my kitchen counter
519
00:17:33,101 --> 00:17:35,401
with a steak knife and a bendy straw.
520
00:17:35,437 --> 00:17:36,870
[Slurps]
521
00:17:36,905 --> 00:17:37,904
Boom.
522
00:17:37,939 --> 00:17:38,938
This is amazing!
523
00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:41,274
Villain becomes hero. We did it!
524
00:17:41,309 --> 00:17:43,610
We have it.
525
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:48,214
Uh... let's say hypothetically
that we don't have it,
526
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:51,217
but, good news...
527
00:17:51,253 --> 00:17:54,420
Got a lot of head to toe on Shawn.
528
00:17:54,456 --> 00:17:56,456
[Sighs]
529
00:17:59,361 --> 00:18:00,860
Babe?
530
00:18:00,896 --> 00:18:03,229
- Is everybody gone?
- Well...
531
00:18:03,265 --> 00:18:05,498
It turns out things start winding down
532
00:18:05,534 --> 00:18:08,134
once you plunge a knife
into somebody's neck.
533
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:09,269
What a bust of a party.
534
00:18:09,304 --> 00:18:11,404
- Hey, babe, they'll never forget it.
- Dre...
535
00:18:11,439 --> 00:18:14,807
And plus, you never have to
worry about impressing them again.
536
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:17,143
- You saved a man's life.
- [Sighs]
537
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:19,646
So what if it was Charlie's? Still counts.
538
00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:21,481
- You know why I'm good at that?
- Hmm?
539
00:18:21,516 --> 00:18:23,149
Because I studied my ass off,
540
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,685
- so much so that I was a terrible girlfriend.
- Mm?
541
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:28,421
I even skipped a boyfriend's birthday
542
00:18:28,456 --> 00:18:32,192
so I could dissect a fetal
pig, and I do not regret it.
543
00:18:32,227 --> 00:18:33,493
- Disgusting...
- Mm-hmm.
544
00:18:33,528 --> 00:18:35,094
- And selfish.
- Yes.
545
00:18:35,130 --> 00:18:38,064
And then you came along, Dre,
and you changed everything.
546
00:18:38,099 --> 00:18:40,200
I was so busy trying to
make you think I was perfect,
547
00:18:40,235 --> 00:18:41,668
I almost flunked out of med school.
548
00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:43,870
Hey, babe, you didn't
have to do that for me.
549
00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,772
- I didn't?
- Hell no.
550
00:18:45,807 --> 00:18:47,407
Because from the moment I met you,
551
00:18:47,442 --> 00:18:48,942
I knew that you weren't perfect.
552
00:18:48,977 --> 00:18:50,009
Dre.
553
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:51,411
Hell, you thought the greatest rapper
554
00:18:51,446 --> 00:18:52,946
of all time was that dude from P.M. dawn.
555
00:18:52,981 --> 00:18:54,881
- He's really good.
- Hey.
556
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,783
But I knew you were perfect for me.
557
00:18:56,818 --> 00:18:59,252
Hmm?
558
00:18:59,287 --> 00:19:00,687
- That's my baby. Come on.
- Aw.
559
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:01,988
Mm!
560
00:19:02,023 --> 00:19:03,289
And now all our secrets are out.
561
00:19:03,325 --> 00:19:05,124
- Yes, they are...
- Yeah.
562
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,393
- More or less.
- Hey!
563
00:19:07,429 --> 00:19:11,064
You need to start talking or
I will trach you right now.
564
00:19:11,099 --> 00:19:12,232
Oh, you gonna have to
cut it out of me, then.
565
00:19:12,267 --> 00:19:13,900
- Okay, fine.
- Come on, come on, come on.
566
00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:15,168
No, I don't want to cut it, just tell me.
567
00:19:15,203 --> 00:19:17,136
Cut it out of me! Come
on, come get me! [Laughs]
568
00:19:20,995 --> 00:19:23,128
This looks so beautiful.
I wish I could eat it.
569
00:19:23,164 --> 00:19:25,631
- [Laughs]
- Thanks for bringing us all together.
570
00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:27,357
Shawn: I am impressed with Bow's life now.
571
00:19:27,477 --> 00:19:29,009
It looks like she has her stuff together.
572
00:19:29,045 --> 00:19:30,544
I mean, she was a bit
of a hot mess tonight.
573
00:19:30,580 --> 00:19:32,480
I wanted all these people to see
574
00:19:32,515 --> 00:19:34,582
how great my life turned out for me!
575
00:19:35,002 --> 00:19:36,802
Maisie: Bow might be a little intimidated
576
00:19:36,837 --> 00:19:38,036
by the fact that I'm famous.
577
00:19:38,072 --> 00:19:39,905
David used to say that star quality
578
00:19:39,940 --> 00:19:41,840
is something that you just can't buy,
579
00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:43,075
so I wouldn't blame her.
580
00:19:43,110 --> 00:19:46,311
No, I know he's in town,
'cause I saw him on TMZ.
581
00:19:46,347 --> 00:19:49,481
Just... maybe he checked
in under a different name?
582
00:19:49,517 --> 00:19:53,452
Try, um... Dirt, Joe.
583
00:19:53,487 --> 00:19:56,789
Josh: I knew Maisie's breakup
with Spade was ancient history,
584
00:19:56,824 --> 00:19:58,891
but the wounds were still fresh.
585
00:19:58,926 --> 00:20:02,528
That's when old Joshy boy
started circling the airport.
586
00:20:02,563 --> 00:20:07,399
Flight 69-69, you are cleared for landing.
587
00:20:09,170 --> 00:20:13,338
Hey, you look like you could use a massage.
588
00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:16,775
Dre, Dre, Dre, give me my caftan, please!
589
00:20:16,811 --> 00:20:18,777
- Junior: I'm gonna win an Emmy.
- Your what?
590
00:20:18,813 --> 00:20:20,345
My diaphanous caftan!
591
00:20:20,381 --> 00:20:22,648
Zoey: Junior, get back on mom.
592
00:20:22,683 --> 00:20:24,416
[Muttering]
593
00:20:24,451 --> 00:20:26,118
I wish I could say I was surprised.
594
00:20:26,153 --> 00:20:28,587
Get off, Dre. I got it.
595
00:20:28,622 --> 00:20:32,291
Let's be honest, she's always
been a bit of a train wreck.
596
00:20:32,326 --> 00:20:34,426
- Down the hatch. [Laughs]
- All right.
597
00:20:34,461 --> 00:20:38,297
It's scary walking around,
knowing this could happen to me.
598
00:20:38,997 --> 00:20:41,574
Who am I kidding? It won't happen to me.
599
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,439
It'll happen to him.
600
00:20:43,559 --> 00:20:44,675
Probably.
601
00:20:45,002 --> 00:20:46,330
I'm a hot mess.
602
00:20:47,057 --> 00:20:52,057
603
00:20:52,107 --> 00:20:56,657
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