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Guys.
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Here's a little thing
we like to call...
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Together: Fan mail!
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No way!
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[All cheering]
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"Dear Kendell, can you please,
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please, please, please,
please send a photo?"
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"I love BTR, but mostly James."
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Ha, she's wrong.
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"Logan, you're my favorite.
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P.S., please enjoy this
meatloaf I made for you."
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Meatloaf!
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"P.P.S., please give it to Carlos."
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- That is my meatloaf!
- No, you hate meatloaf!
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Well I don't know about you guys,
but I'm sending my fan a photo.
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[Air horn blaring]
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All: Fan mail do's and don'ts.
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Do keep it short and simple.
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Write things like,
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"you rock too" and "hey, thanks."
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Do sign your name.
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All fans love autographs.
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Don't give out any personal
information or advice.
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Otherwise some crazed fan will
show up on your front doorstep
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and ask you to help make them famous.
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[Screaming]
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All: Jenny Tinkler?
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Guys, I did it!
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I packed up everything,
and I moved to L.A.
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So you can help me be
famous like you promised.
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♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh ♪
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♪ make it count, play it straight ♪
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♪ don't look back, don't hesitate ♪
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♪ where you go big time ♪
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♪ what you know, what you feel ♪
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♪ never quitin', make it real ♪
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♪ when you're going big time ♪
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♪ oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
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♪ hey, hey listen to your heart now ♪
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♪ hey, hey don't you feel the rush ♪
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- # oh-oh, oh-oh #
- # hey, hey #
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♪ go and shake it up ♪
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♪ whatcha gotta lose ♪
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♪ go and make your luck ♪
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♪ with the life you choose ♪
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♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪
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♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it ♪
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♪ big time ♪
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So, fan girl,
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which one of these lads
gave you advice,
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and the address to my studio?
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131, 132.
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Yup, they're all here.
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Get out. Ow, ow.
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You told Jenny to come out to L.A.,
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and we'll help her make
her dreams come true?
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Not in those exact words.
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"Jenny, come out to L.A., and we'll
help make your dreams come true."
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I didn't think she would do it.
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You wrote down the airline schedule
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and turn-by-turn directions
to Rocque records.
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Is the bad stuff over?
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"P.S., we promise we'll help you."
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What did we tell you about
making promises you can't keep?
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But it's Jenny.
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We love Jenny.
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Plus, she said that
she was our biggest fan.
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She did come all the way
to Chicago to come see us.
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Yes, but it's Jenny.
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You know what happens around Jenny.
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Bad things, bad things.
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Fine.
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I'm gonna tell the girl who
we've been friends with,
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since pre-k that you guys
don't want to help her,
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and that she has to
go back to Minnesota.
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Stop!
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We are a team.
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So if Carlos totally messes up
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and promised we'd help her,
then we got to help her.
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- Yes.
- [Screaming]
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All: Jenny!
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[Loud trombone playing]
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- Easy, Jenny, easy.
- Put it down. Put it down.
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Wow, you do not hear trombone
playing like that every day.
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Not if you can help it.
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But it's time for the big finale!
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[Screaming] Oh, no!
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[Sliding trombone playing]
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[Crash!]
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It's starting.
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[Screaming]
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Sorry.
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People say I'm a little accident prone.
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Get this out of here before it
destroys the rest of my studio!
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Jenny, come on. Let's go
make your dreams come true.
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You guys are the best.
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[All shout]
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[All screaming]
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Stop it.
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I can't believe I'm
at the famous Palmwoods!
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Oh!
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[Screams]
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Sorry.
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She's lot less clumsy
than I remember.
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Yeah. But remember, we love Jenny.
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Yeah, and remember the second grade
when she broke my arm playing marbles?
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Or the fifth grade when she gave me
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the first paper cut in history
that required surgery,
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and then, eighth grade...
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Lab partners.
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It took almost a year
for your hair to grow back.
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I'm out!
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[Engine revving]
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[Screaming]
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Here are your keys.
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Have a Palmwoods day.
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Ooh, what a nice stapler.
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[All shouting]
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Put it down, Jenny!
Put that thing down.
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Sorry about that, bitters.
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This whistling is driving me crazy!
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[Wind whistling]
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- Oh, come on!
- Great news!
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The super is on strike, but he said
that trombone girl's thermostat finale
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probably shorted the fans.
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- What is this?
- It's a wrench,
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and the manual.
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- We have to fix it ourselves.
- Yeah, I don't do wrench.
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Hey, this whistling
is driving me crazy!
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- Who are you?
- Death smash.
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The world's most destructive band.
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When we rented out the rehearsal space,
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we didn't request an
idiot in a track suit
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and whistle noises.
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Huh?
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You told me to make more
money for the studio, so...
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If you don't fix the fan right quick,
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we're going to show you
how destructive we can get.
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[Smashing and crashing]
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And fix it we can!
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Whistle be gone soon there, mates.
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We know exactly how to fix the problem.
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What is this thing called again?
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Whoa, you're James
diamond from Big Time Rush.
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I'm your biggest fan.
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[Laughs]
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I don't think so.
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Many of my fans are well over five feet.
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Can I have your autograph?
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Would you like futuristic postman,
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or overeager haberdasher?
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Actually, I was just wondering
if you could sign this?
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Anything for my biggest fan.
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[Clears throat]
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James, can you please tell me
how you got to be so awesome?
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Well, I was told not
to give fans advice.
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But I like your style.
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Awesomeness is 15% tan,
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40% good attitude, 20% bad attitude,
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and 50% imported hair care products.
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That's 125%.
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You bet it is.
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I would love to be just like you.
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What do you say you go get
us some low fat soy shakes,
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and I give you more
tips on being awesome?
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You got it, Mr. diamond.
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Be careful of fans.
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It comes from the word "fanatic,"
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as in, "nut job."
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I get what you're saying.
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You have a huge crush on me,
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and you're jealous
of my new biggest fan.
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I don't have a crush on you.
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I'm just saying that
you're 30% ignorant,
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30% arrogant,
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and 40% idiot.
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So be careful of fans.
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She so has a giant crush on me.
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Okay, so Jenny's dream is to
become a lead singer of a band.
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And L.A. is full of bands
looking for lead singers.
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Yeah, there's just one problem.
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She can't sing!
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Do you remember freshmen choir?
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♪ and birds will fly! ♪
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right, so just need to find a band
who's looking for a horrible singer,
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who may have been sent from
Voltraz to destroy the earth.
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[Crash!]
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Whoa!
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That always happens
when I make toast.
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Can I make you some?
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- We're good.
- We're fine.
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It's so exciting being in L.A.
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And being neighbors.
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Aw.
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Oh, and now we have connecting rooms!
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[Sighs]
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She's gonna kill us!
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Not if we kill her first.
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Nobody is killing anyone.
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We can do this.
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We never break a promise.
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So stop promising stuff!
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Get rid of it.
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Your friend has been here for two hours,
and so far has trashed an elevator,
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broken a water main,
ruined my favorite pen,
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and started two fires.
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What?
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[Sirens blaring]
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Make that three fires.
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What?
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[Sirens wailing]
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Awesomeness takes
perspiration and inspiration,
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which is why I always work out...
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In front of my heroes.
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I couldn't agree more.
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Whew!
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All right, now it's off to the salon
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to get my number one fan his
own personal hair care system.
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Wow! My own system!
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I'm telling you,
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there's something not
right in that kid's head.
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Trust me. I have an
eye for these things.
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Oh, yeah?
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What do you see about me?
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Besides great muscle tone.
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You're too trusting,
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and if you're not careful,
the next thing you know,
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super fan is smacking you upside
the head with a frying pan
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and stealing your identity.
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Or, your crush has
gotten bigger on me,
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and now you're following me.
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I don't have a crush on you!
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Katie, your words do say "no,"
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but your eyes say...
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Flaven!
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Why do I have to go in the ducts?
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Because you fit!
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Now disconnect the
bobbin from the stator...
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In English!
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I can't read manuals!
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Just hit it with the wrench a few times.
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[Metallic clanging]
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[Explosion, screaming]
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Whoa!
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Oh.
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Well, the whistle's gone!
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But now my studio is a wind tunnel!
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[Wind roaring]
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No, no, no.
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Don't worry.
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We know someone that can
read manuals and fix stuff
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and is really, really smart.
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[Wind roaring]
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- Call Logan.
- Got it.
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So you guys wanted to
talk to me about my dreams?
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[Phone beeping]
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Yes!
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Gustavo needs me. I got to go.
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Bye, Jenny!
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Good luck.
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Jenny, sometimes dreams change.
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We wanted to be
professional hockey players,
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and now we're singers.
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You want to be a singer,
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but maybe you should
be one of those people
266
00:11:37,658 --> 00:11:40,220
who blows up buildings when
they need to make new ones.
267
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:42,970
But, guys, I'm a
much better singer now.
268
00:11:42,971 --> 00:11:44,499
I've been taking lessons.
269
00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:45,413
Want to hear?
270
00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:48,342
Uh, sure.
271
00:11:48,343 --> 00:11:50,361
Just give us one second.
272
00:11:54,845 --> 00:11:56,036
Together: Go ahead.
273
00:11:56,585 --> 00:12:01,116
♪ whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪
274
00:12:01,117 --> 00:12:05,785
♪ I'm gonna shine for you ♪
275
00:12:05,786 --> 00:12:10,443
♪ ah, ooh, ooh ♪
276
00:12:10,444 --> 00:12:11,617
you're amazing!
277
00:12:11,618 --> 00:12:13,314
Told you we'd make you a star!
278
00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:14,818
- Yes!
- Yeah!
279
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,299
Easy, Jenny!
280
00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:22,047
[Screaming]
281
00:12:23,023 --> 00:12:24,578
[All coughing]
282
00:12:25,241 --> 00:12:26,518
Sorry.
283
00:12:26,652 --> 00:12:28,164
[Groans]
284
00:12:34,643 --> 00:12:35,966
We can fix that.
285
00:12:37,717 --> 00:12:38,852
Come on.
286
00:12:39,647 --> 00:12:42,380
[Screaming]
287
00:12:43,655 --> 00:12:48,033
Okay, let's look at the Palmwoods'
message board to find you a band.
288
00:12:49,374 --> 00:12:53,594
Guitarist looking for female vocalist
to accompany him on Canadian tour.
289
00:12:53,595 --> 00:12:55,656
I've always wanted to go to Canada!
290
00:12:55,657 --> 00:12:58,312
And we've always wanted
you to go to Canada.
291
00:12:58,347 --> 00:12:59,282
Call.
292
00:13:00,459 --> 00:13:04,069
Hello, I'm calling about
your ad for a female vocalist.
293
00:13:04,070 --> 00:13:05,827
You don't sound female, dude.
294
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,065
Guitar dude?
295
00:13:07,503 --> 00:13:10,920
I've been saving up for
this van for, like, three years
296
00:13:11,032 --> 00:13:13,782
and I can finally go on tour!
297
00:13:15,146 --> 00:13:16,864
Will you come see us in concert?
298
00:13:16,865 --> 00:13:18,014
We promise.
299
00:13:18,015 --> 00:13:19,481
We'll try.
300
00:13:23,079 --> 00:13:24,607
I'm a singer!
301
00:13:24,956 --> 00:13:27,156
Canada, here we come!
302
00:13:28,118 --> 00:13:29,562
No, no, don't touch that!
303
00:13:29,563 --> 00:13:30,860
[Brakes squeal]
304
00:13:30,861 --> 00:13:32,607
[Crashing]
305
00:13:33,597 --> 00:13:35,216
Together: So close.
306
00:13:35,393 --> 00:13:36,953
Oh, Logan! Great, you're here.
307
00:13:36,954 --> 00:13:38,969
Yeah, am I singing a new song?
308
00:13:38,970 --> 00:13:40,172
Close.
309
00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,283
Whoa.
310
00:13:46,269 --> 00:13:47,361
Oy!
311
00:13:47,362 --> 00:13:49,703
Are you the fan fix-it bloke?
312
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,188
Yep.
313
00:13:56,457 --> 00:14:00,987
[Groovy music]
314
00:14:01,317 --> 00:14:02,593
Comb!
315
00:14:04,238 --> 00:14:05,487
Spray!
316
00:14:06,863 --> 00:14:08,127
Mirror!
317
00:14:08,926 --> 00:14:10,072
Not frying pan, dude.
318
00:14:10,073 --> 00:14:11,361
Mirror.
319
00:14:12,428 --> 00:14:13,591
[Clang!]
320
00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:18,939
[Screaming]
321
00:14:20,676 --> 00:14:23,409
I cannot believe that
we forgot about the hole.
322
00:14:23,410 --> 00:14:24,221
That is it!
323
00:14:24,222 --> 00:14:26,783
Either she's out today, on you're out.
324
00:14:26,784 --> 00:14:28,038
Well, you can't kick us out,
325
00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:31,444
because we have the
lease thing... stuff.
326
00:14:31,445 --> 00:14:35,079
Yeah. Well, I've hired a
lawyer to break your lease
327
00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,892
and thug to throw you out!
328
00:14:39,161 --> 00:14:42,595
Ironically, the huge guy is the lawyer.
329
00:14:44,021 --> 00:14:45,074
[Both shout]
330
00:14:45,345 --> 00:14:47,327
We promised we would
help make her a singer.
331
00:14:47,328 --> 00:14:49,081
Break your promise.
332
00:14:49,082 --> 00:14:50,628
Or...
333
00:14:55,718 --> 00:14:57,810
So, guys, what's next?
334
00:14:57,811 --> 00:15:00,453
Uh, Jenny.
335
00:15:00,454 --> 00:15:02,545
We, um.
336
00:15:03,391 --> 00:15:04,311
Kendell?
337
00:15:04,312 --> 00:15:06,451
Uh, Jenny...
338
00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:08,998
There's really not much
else we can do to help you.
339
00:15:08,999 --> 00:15:11,747
Together: We're really sorry.
340
00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:12,918
Oh.
341
00:15:12,936 --> 00:15:14,561
I understand.
342
00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:17,982
But you were so great
trying to help out a friend
343
00:15:18,615 --> 00:15:21,108
who should probably
to back to Minnesota.
344
00:15:31,672 --> 00:15:34,532
Why do I feel like I've been slammed
into the boards 19 times?
345
00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:36,455
'Cause when you break a promise,
346
00:15:36,456 --> 00:15:38,764
you can also break a heart.
347
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:43,453
Oooh, bumming, sadness.
348
00:15:43,533 --> 00:15:44,375
Talk to me.
349
00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:46,502
I promised a friend that
we'd help her become a singer,
350
00:15:46,503 --> 00:15:48,016
which I will never do again.
351
00:15:48,017 --> 00:15:50,939
And she's really accident prone,
she almost killed us,
352
00:15:50,940 --> 00:15:53,094
and we really just want
to find her a singing job.
353
00:15:53,095 --> 00:15:55,063
Preferably on another continent.
354
00:15:55,064 --> 00:15:58,051
Oh, well have you tried calling
any international agents?
355
00:15:58,052 --> 00:15:59,275
Together: International... wha?
356
00:15:59,276 --> 00:16:03,171
Yeah, there's a huge demand for
American talent all over the world.
357
00:16:03,807 --> 00:16:06,269
[Operatic singing]
358
00:16:06,270 --> 00:16:07,206
[Joyful gasping]
359
00:16:07,207 --> 00:16:08,680
We're an entertaining people.
360
00:16:08,681 --> 00:16:10,660
You get the agent cards.
I'll get Jenny.
361
00:16:10,661 --> 00:16:11,829
Move!
362
00:16:12,084 --> 00:16:13,816
[Panting]
363
00:16:13,817 --> 00:16:14,970
[Screaming]
364
00:16:18,302 --> 00:16:20,319
You are not gonna get away with this!
365
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,254
And what is it that you're
trying to get away with?
366
00:16:22,255 --> 00:16:25,034
I'm gonna take your
place in Big Time Rush.
367
00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:27,443
We tour the world, and I go solo,
368
00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:30,762
start a movie career,
marry a super hot model,
369
00:16:30,763 --> 00:16:33,973
buy a yacht and call
it the s.S. Awesome.
370
00:16:34,183 --> 00:16:35,565
That's my plan!
371
00:16:35,897 --> 00:16:38,084
Wait, they're gonna
ask what happened to me.
372
00:16:38,085 --> 00:16:39,080
Ha!
373
00:16:39,461 --> 00:16:41,381
Not after they read
this letter you signed
374
00:16:41,382 --> 00:16:44,346
which says you're off to Antarctica
to save the caribou.
375
00:16:44,365 --> 00:16:46,103
I'm three feet taller than you!
376
00:16:46,104 --> 00:16:48,023
I'm gonna wear a lot of socks.
377
00:16:48,024 --> 00:16:49,336
Darn, I taught you well.
378
00:16:49,337 --> 00:16:52,185
♪ I wanna be famous ♪
379
00:16:52,186 --> 00:16:53,010
hey, get back here!
380
00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:54,944
♪ I wanna be the... ♪
381
00:16:54,945 --> 00:16:58,797
they haven't invented a dog
cage that can hold James diamond!
382
00:16:58,924 --> 00:17:00,110
Ooh, biscuits.
383
00:17:02,176 --> 00:17:03,461
Hello, Jenny Tinkler.
384
00:17:03,462 --> 00:17:04,346
Have a good night.
385
00:17:04,347 --> 00:17:06,286
Hi, thank you so much
for coming this evening.
386
00:17:06,287 --> 00:17:08,501
Jenny Tinkler. Enjoy the show.
387
00:17:10,115 --> 00:17:12,946
Okay, so since you're
a bit accident prone,
388
00:17:12,947 --> 00:17:15,335
and we'd putting L.A.
in danger by taking you
389
00:17:15,336 --> 00:17:16,745
to see the international agents...
390
00:17:16,746 --> 00:17:19,986
We're bringing the
international agents to you.
391
00:17:20,975 --> 00:17:24,629
And you're sure this bubble wrap look
is the hottest thing in Europe?
392
00:17:24,630 --> 00:17:25,692
Together: Yes.
393
00:17:25,693 --> 00:17:28,676
Remember, do it
just like we rehearsed.
394
00:17:28,677 --> 00:17:32,036
Right! Just sing, and
don't touch a thing.
395
00:17:32,037 --> 00:17:32,881
Break a leg.
396
00:17:32,882 --> 00:17:34,449
No, don't break a leg.
397
00:17:34,450 --> 00:17:35,756
Don't break anything.
398
00:17:45,084 --> 00:17:47,146
[Both muttering]
399
00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:48,115
[Off-tune chord]
400
00:17:48,116 --> 00:17:51,037
And finally, an explosion
at the famous Palmwoods
401
00:17:51,038 --> 00:17:54,365
has hospitalized Hollywood's
top international agents.
402
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:57,293
This news has sent global
stock markets plummeting
403
00:17:57,294 --> 00:18:01,185
on fears of a shortage of American
night club talent overseas,
404
00:18:01,186 --> 00:18:04,230
since we are such an
entertaining people.
405
00:18:06,117 --> 00:18:07,394
Where's James?
406
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:09,209
You're looking at him.
407
00:18:10,370 --> 00:18:12,150
And I know you like what you see.
408
00:18:12,151 --> 00:18:13,649
I meant the real James.
409
00:18:13,650 --> 00:18:15,699
This is prime sun tanning time,
410
00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:19,086
and James should be in his favorite
chair destroying skin cells.
411
00:18:19,369 --> 00:18:21,571
It's all in this letter James signed
412
00:18:21,572 --> 00:18:25,287
which says he's going to
Antarctica to save the caribou.
413
00:18:26,790 --> 00:18:29,649
First off, there are
no caribou in Antarctica.
414
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:32,787
And, second, tell me where
James is, you little freak.
415
00:18:34,137 --> 00:18:35,087
I'm James now.
416
00:18:35,088 --> 00:18:38,826
Get used to it, 'cause there's
nothin' you can do about it.
417
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:39,639
Ow, ow, ow!
418
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,295
He's in the basement. He's in the
basement, he's in the basement!
419
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:44,956
Thank you, Katie.
420
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,266
Oh, thank you so much.
421
00:18:47,267 --> 00:18:50,091
He was so tiny and evil!
422
00:18:50,703 --> 00:18:52,506
And if there anything I can do for you,
423
00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:53,373
let me know.
424
00:18:53,374 --> 00:18:54,730
Actually...
425
00:18:56,321 --> 00:18:57,723
Can I have your autograph?
426
00:18:57,724 --> 00:18:58,798
[Chuckles]
427
00:18:58,799 --> 00:19:00,966
Anything for my biggest fan.
428
00:19:01,812 --> 00:19:02,827
Great!
429
00:19:02,828 --> 00:19:05,593
You just agreed to let me be
your manager when you go solo,
430
00:19:05,594 --> 00:19:08,279
endorse a line of hair care
products to be developed later,
431
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:12,747
and swear that I don't, nor
have I ever, had a crush on you.
432
00:19:19,110 --> 00:19:21,075
I've got to stop signing autographs.
433
00:19:22,299 --> 00:19:23,623
Ah, no!
434
00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:25,249
Whoa, whoa!
435
00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:28,036
You are now officially
thrown out of the Palmwoods.
436
00:19:28,037 --> 00:19:31,877
I never want to see her here again.
437
00:19:31,954 --> 00:19:33,451
Have a Palmwoods day!
438
00:19:34,018 --> 00:19:35,832
No, no, no.
439
00:19:35,972 --> 00:19:40,065
My dreams are crushed, so
now I'll sleep on the streets.
440
00:19:40,066 --> 00:19:41,538
Welcome to Hollywood.
441
00:19:42,113 --> 00:19:44,670
Nobody is sleeping
on the streets tonight.
442
00:19:44,677 --> 00:19:46,237
You can crash at Rocque records.
443
00:19:46,238 --> 00:19:48,171
By "crash," he means "sleep."
444
00:19:48,237 --> 00:19:49,799
Is that a dog biscuit?
445
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,546
You know, it's really quite tasty.
446
00:19:51,862 --> 00:19:53,282
Is that bacon and cheese?
447
00:19:55,614 --> 00:19:57,688
[Wind roaring]
448
00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:01,815
All right, I've boosted
the power off the main grid,
449
00:20:01,816 --> 00:20:06,455
which should create a reverse thrust
from the building's primary fan,
450
00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:07,581
which will then...
451
00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:09,376
Just push the button!
452
00:20:09,457 --> 00:20:10,609
Okay.
453
00:20:11,004 --> 00:20:12,782
[Electronic noises]
454
00:20:16,521 --> 00:20:17,926
It's a little bit sensitive.
455
00:20:17,927 --> 00:20:19,533
That's it!
456
00:20:19,605 --> 00:20:23,893
Now it's time to fix that
fan death smash style!
457
00:20:36,093 --> 00:20:38,166
Whoa, what's going on?
458
00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:39,708
What's going on?
459
00:20:39,709 --> 00:20:41,517
[Wind howling]
460
00:20:41,871 --> 00:20:43,368
Shut it off!
461
00:20:45,147 --> 00:20:46,488
Shut it off!
462
00:20:47,849 --> 00:20:49,194
Shut it off!
463
00:20:49,195 --> 00:20:50,800
[Screaming]
464
00:20:52,927 --> 00:20:55,550
I'm going to destroy you!
465
00:20:55,884 --> 00:20:58,147
[All screaming]
466
00:20:58,588 --> 00:20:59,715
[Crashing]
467
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:01,106
[Cat screeches]
468
00:21:05,867 --> 00:21:07,787
[Screaming]
469
00:21:08,698 --> 00:21:10,403
[Laughing] It worked!
470
00:21:10,404 --> 00:21:13,460
Yeah, all right!
471
00:21:13,509 --> 00:21:15,258
We did it, we did it, we did it!
472
00:21:15,259 --> 00:21:16,481
Together: Oy!
473
00:21:16,572 --> 00:21:18,075
[All groan]
474
00:21:20,432 --> 00:21:22,898
All: Please kill us gently.
475
00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:24,898
Eh, we hated Johnny.
476
00:21:24,899 --> 00:21:27,616
He made me smash guitars.
477
00:21:27,824 --> 00:21:30,460
[American accent] He made me
speak with a British accent.
478
00:21:30,549 --> 00:21:33,546
But without him I guess we'll
have to cancel the European tour.
479
00:21:33,547 --> 00:21:35,760
Unless an amazing lead singer
480
00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:38,775
who's super destructive
just falls from the sky.
481
00:21:38,776 --> 00:21:41,711
[Crashing]
482
00:21:44,225 --> 00:21:45,096
Sorry.
483
00:21:45,097 --> 00:21:47,908
Jenny, are you okay?
484
00:21:47,909 --> 00:21:49,362
Is she okay?
485
00:21:49,363 --> 00:21:51,256
She's amazing!
486
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:52,550
All: Quick, Jenny, sing!
487
00:21:52,551 --> 00:21:54,453
♪ I've been falling through the roof ♪
488
00:21:54,454 --> 00:21:58,223
♪ I just fell down from the roof ♪
489
00:21:58,224 --> 00:22:00,216
♪ whoa! ♪
490
00:22:00,268 --> 00:22:04,470
you know, she can help us get that
younger audience we're looking for.
491
00:22:04,471 --> 00:22:07,016
Together: Welcome to death smash!
492
00:22:07,017 --> 00:22:09,623
[All cheering]
493
00:22:10,985 --> 00:22:13,139
- No, Jenny!
- Hey, hey, hey!
494
00:22:13,407 --> 00:22:16,484
Come on, Jenny, let's go get
permission from your mum.
495
00:22:16,485 --> 00:22:17,778
[Laughing]
496
00:22:20,847 --> 00:22:24,812
Well, it looks like this story
is wrapping up quite nicely.
497
00:22:24,813 --> 00:22:28,176
And I will never, ever
over promise again.
498
00:22:28,177 --> 00:22:29,451
I promise.
499
00:22:29,453 --> 00:22:32,937
[Sad tuba playing]
500
00:22:33,205 --> 00:22:34,611
All: Buddy Simmons?
501
00:22:34,612 --> 00:22:35,549
Hey, guys!
502
00:22:35,550 --> 00:22:36,767
Carlos promised me he'd help
503
00:22:36,768 --> 00:22:39,952
with my dream of becoming
a famous jazz tuba player.
504
00:22:42,049 --> 00:22:43,608
He said he was our biggest fan.
505
00:22:43,609 --> 00:22:47,715
[Playing uh-oh! On tuba]
506
00:22:48,192 --> 00:22:51,707
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507
00:22:51,757 --> 00:22:56,307
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