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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,260 --> 00:00:18,488 Hey, girlie. 2 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,692 Hey, girlie. 3 00:00:21,300 --> 00:00:24,053 -Yeah, you. -"Girlie"? 4 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:26,131 -Come here. -"Come here"? 5 00:00:26,380 --> 00:00:28,655 Yeah. Come here. I wanna talk to you. 6 00:00:30,020 --> 00:00:32,090 Can you believe that? 7 00:00:32,860 --> 00:00:35,328 Come on, lady. What's with this "snooty cutie" routine? 8 00:00:35,540 --> 00:00:37,656 How much longer you gonna play this game? 9 00:00:37,900 --> 00:00:40,209 Ain't I been trailing you the last couple hours? 10 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:43,056 I'm getting tired of following you around. 11 00:00:43,260 --> 00:00:47,219 I'm not about to let you alone, so why don't you make it easier on both of us? 12 00:00:49,580 --> 00:00:51,457 A pleasure. 13 00:00:56,460 --> 00:00:58,337 Good. 14 00:00:58,580 --> 00:01:01,253 Oh, wonderful. Beautiful. Absolutely great. 15 00:01:01,460 --> 00:01:02,779 Oh, what a relief! 16 00:01:05,740 --> 00:01:07,219 -Relief? -I couldn't be sure... 17 00:01:07,420 --> 00:01:10,093 ...until I saw some witchcraft. Now there's no doubt. 18 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:12,768 That's ridiculous. There's no such thing as witchcraft. 19 00:01:12,980 --> 00:01:14,459 What do you call this, chopped liver? 20 00:01:14,660 --> 00:01:17,049 I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about. 21 00:01:17,260 --> 00:01:18,773 Lady, please. I'm desperate. 22 00:01:19,260 --> 00:01:23,492 People who are desperate do not go... and call other people "girlie." 23 00:01:23,740 --> 00:01:27,289 -I was resorting to charm. -That was charm? 24 00:01:27,540 --> 00:01:31,215 You're my last hope. If you don't help me, I'm nowhere. So please. 25 00:01:31,460 --> 00:01:33,098 How can I help you? 26 00:01:33,340 --> 00:01:35,058 By just using your natural talent. 27 00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:37,059 What natural talent? 28 00:01:37,300 --> 00:01:39,211 Being a witch. Oh, don't try to deny it. 29 00:01:39,460 --> 00:01:42,497 -I know that you're a witch. -What makes you so sure? 30 00:01:42,740 --> 00:01:44,776 Because I'm a frog. 31 00:02:36,940 --> 00:02:38,896 Please, break this terrible spell I'm under. 32 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:41,455 Remove this curse. Make my life worth living again. 33 00:02:41,660 --> 00:02:43,537 Turn me back into a frog. 34 00:02:43,820 --> 00:02:46,937 Will you stop following me? I told you, I can't. 35 00:02:47,140 --> 00:02:49,210 Not unless I know where, when and why... 36 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:52,253 ...someone turned you into a human being. 37 00:02:54,780 --> 00:02:57,772 How do you like this bit? I'm suffering a fate worse than death... 38 00:02:57,980 --> 00:03:01,017 ...and this yo-yo wants me to fill out a questionnaire. 39 00:03:02,260 --> 00:03:05,457 Will you quit fooling around and make with the hocus-pocus! 40 00:03:05,660 --> 00:03:07,298 You really are outrageous. 41 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:10,776 As a human being, yes. But as a frog, I'm a sweetheart. 42 00:03:18,100 --> 00:03:21,251 -Oh, well, now look. I'm sorry, Mr.-- -Finglehoff. 43 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:24,412 Fergus F. Finglehoff. But you can call me Fergus. 44 00:03:24,620 --> 00:03:28,738 Well, I'm terribly sorry, Fergus, but I couldn't even if I wanted to. 45 00:03:28,940 --> 00:03:31,613 -I can't unhex another witch's hex. -What do you mean? 46 00:03:31,860 --> 00:03:35,091 Well, only the witch that put you under the spell can turn you back. 47 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:38,616 What? Congress passed a law? All of a sudden witches have got a union? 48 00:03:40,340 --> 00:03:42,251 It's a rib. You're putting me on. 49 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:45,572 I mean, you better be, because I don't know who put the spell on me. 50 00:03:45,780 --> 00:03:48,055 Fergus, now, that really is too bad. 51 00:03:48,620 --> 00:03:52,852 I'd love to help if I could, but there's really nothing I could do. 52 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:05,291 You heard? Now, don't worry. Don't worry. I'm not giving up. 53 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:08,412 I will, I will. Will you quit hounding me? 54 00:04:08,620 --> 00:04:11,009 Okay, okay. Back in the trunk. 55 00:04:19,060 --> 00:04:20,971 All right, sweetheart. 56 00:04:21,180 --> 00:04:22,613 You can play in your room... 57 00:04:22,820 --> 00:04:24,697 ...and I'll start your dinner. 58 00:04:41,580 --> 00:04:44,219 -Coming. -Oh, I'll get it. 59 00:04:46,020 --> 00:04:47,533 Hello? 60 00:04:47,780 --> 00:04:50,772 Yeah, this is 555-2134. 61 00:04:51,300 --> 00:04:54,451 -I think this may be for you. -"May be" for me! 62 00:04:54,660 --> 00:04:57,413 Boy, you've got your nerve. How'd you get in here? 63 00:04:57,620 --> 00:04:59,019 Through the door. How else? 64 00:04:59,220 --> 00:05:01,290 Whom should I say is calling? 65 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:02,979 -What's a "Darrin"? -Give me that. 66 00:05:03,180 --> 00:05:04,408 I demand an explanation--! 67 00:05:04,620 --> 00:05:07,180 Watch it, fella, or I won't even give her the message. 68 00:05:07,380 --> 00:05:09,689 Fergus, that's my husband. 69 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:11,618 -Sam? -Darrin? 70 00:05:11,860 --> 00:05:13,339 Sam! 71 00:05:13,540 --> 00:05:15,770 -ls that you? -Who was that? 72 00:05:16,020 --> 00:05:17,499 Who was who? 73 00:05:18,980 --> 00:05:20,971 You mean, who answered the phone? 74 00:05:21,180 --> 00:05:23,410 -That "who"? -Sam, answer me. 75 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:27,055 -ls this your husband? -Yes. 76 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:29,774 How come? Somebody put a curse on you? 77 00:05:30,020 --> 00:05:33,171 -Sam, who is it? -Sweetheart, it's sort of involved. 78 00:05:33,380 --> 00:05:36,417 It would take a lot of explanation. I'd have to go into details... 79 00:05:36,620 --> 00:05:39,498 ...which would just take forever. I'll wait till you get home... 80 00:05:39,700 --> 00:05:42,976 ...till I can think of something, and then I'll explain everything. 81 00:05:43,820 --> 00:05:46,812 I demand an explanation now! Right this minute. 82 00:05:47,220 --> 00:05:48,448 Is it okay with Sam? 83 00:05:48,860 --> 00:05:50,088 You "demand"? 84 00:05:52,660 --> 00:05:54,412 Only if it's okay with you, sweetheart. 85 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:57,009 Mr. Saunders and Larry just walked in. 86 00:05:57,220 --> 00:06:00,098 You remember I told you about Mr. Saunders, our new client? 87 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:04,094 Your favourite soup, Saunders' Soup. Fifty-eight varieties? 88 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:05,972 Fifty-nine coming up. 89 00:06:06,660 --> 00:06:08,457 They wanna know if it's okay with you. 90 00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:10,019 If what's okay? 91 00:06:10,260 --> 00:06:12,057 She says, "Sure." I knew she would. 92 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:14,097 Sure what, Darrin? 93 00:06:15,340 --> 00:06:16,568 Nice mud. 94 00:06:17,380 --> 00:06:20,213 No pool. Well, just as well. 95 00:06:20,420 --> 00:06:22,775 Chlorine gives me gas. 96 00:06:23,020 --> 00:06:25,090 You're bringing Mr. Saunders here? 97 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:27,256 And Larry and Louise? 98 00:06:28,660 --> 00:06:33,017 Sweetheart, I think you ought to know that I have a problem here. 99 00:06:33,900 --> 00:06:36,733 So I gathered. And I'm certainly anxious to find out who it is. 100 00:06:36,940 --> 00:06:39,977 I mean, I'm anxious to hear all about it. 101 00:06:40,180 --> 00:06:41,932 So long, sweetheart. 102 00:06:42,340 --> 00:06:43,568 You're sure it's all right? 103 00:06:43,780 --> 00:06:46,931 She's tickled to death, and so am l. 104 00:06:48,660 --> 00:06:50,093 What now? 105 00:06:53,420 --> 00:06:55,490 Mrs. Stephens, I thought I ought to tell you... 106 00:06:55,700 --> 00:06:58,453 ...I saw a strange man lurking around outside. 107 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:05,731 He's lurking around inside here, isn't he? 108 00:07:08,460 --> 00:07:10,416 This is Mr. Finglehoff. 109 00:07:10,620 --> 00:07:14,090 Fergus F. Finglehoff. He's a friend of Darrin's. 110 00:07:15,020 --> 00:07:16,055 Darrin's? 111 00:07:17,060 --> 00:07:18,891 Yes. He's been waiting for him. 112 00:07:19,100 --> 00:07:22,137 He and my husband have been working together, haven't you, Mr...? 113 00:07:23,140 --> 00:07:27,213 I should say "professor." Excuse me, Professor Finglehoff. 114 00:07:27,620 --> 00:07:30,259 Unfortunately, the professor can't wait any longer. 115 00:07:30,460 --> 00:07:32,257 He really must get going. 116 00:07:32,460 --> 00:07:34,735 Darrin's just going to be sick to have missed him. 117 00:07:34,980 --> 00:07:36,333 That's a shame. 118 00:07:36,820 --> 00:07:39,573 That is the most ridiculous nonsense I ever heard. 119 00:07:39,820 --> 00:07:41,856 You can lie all you want about your husband... 120 00:07:42,060 --> 00:07:44,255 ...but when you talk about me, make it the truth. 121 00:07:44,460 --> 00:07:45,859 "Professor," indeed. 122 00:07:46,340 --> 00:07:49,138 You expect this woman to believe a half-baked story like that? 123 00:07:49,340 --> 00:07:52,218 The truth of the matter, madam, is that I am a frog. 124 00:07:54,300 --> 00:07:56,655 -A frog? -Oh, Fergus. 125 00:07:56,860 --> 00:07:59,010 You'd think it was something to be ashamed of... 126 00:07:59,220 --> 00:08:00,619 ...to make up such a fantastic. 127 00:08:00,820 --> 00:08:04,210 Au contraire, madam. I am proud and happy that I am a frog. 128 00:08:04,420 --> 00:08:05,773 -Fergus! -You are? 129 00:08:05,980 --> 00:08:08,972 You see? She appreciates the predicament I'm in. 130 00:08:09,180 --> 00:08:11,853 Thank you for your sympathy, madam. But if you don't mind... 131 00:08:12,060 --> 00:08:14,574 ...we'd like to be alone so she can turn me back into-- 132 00:08:14,780 --> 00:08:16,452 -Fergus! -Now what? 133 00:08:16,660 --> 00:08:19,618 I mean, really, Sam, you're getting a little shrill, even for a-- 134 00:08:19,820 --> 00:08:21,492 One more word out of you and I'll-- 135 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:24,419 Well, goodbye, Mr. Fergus. Mr. Frog. 136 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:27,612 I mean, professor. Goodbye. 137 00:08:27,860 --> 00:08:29,771 -Abner! -Mrs. Kravitz. 138 00:08:29,980 --> 00:08:31,698 Abner! 139 00:08:34,220 --> 00:08:35,573 Fergus... 140 00:08:35,780 --> 00:08:37,657 -...you know something? -No, what? 141 00:08:38,260 --> 00:08:41,013 You're a big-mouthed frog, that's what you are. 142 00:08:41,260 --> 00:08:44,730 A very large, big-mouthed frog. 143 00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:47,211 Maybe I can't turn you back into a frog... 144 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,815 ...but there's one thing I can do to get rid of you. 145 00:08:50,020 --> 00:08:51,817 I can send you back to where I found you. 146 00:08:52,020 --> 00:08:53,976 Now, wait a minute, Sam. I wouldn't do that. 147 00:08:54,180 --> 00:08:55,579 I would. 148 00:08:57,820 --> 00:09:00,857 Now that's what I call dirty pool. 149 00:09:14,460 --> 00:09:17,930 Well, I hope that'll impress Mr. Saunders. 150 00:09:18,260 --> 00:09:22,890 -Oh, no. -Don't worry. If that doesn't, I will. 151 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:26,172 -What are you doing back here? -I sloshed my way back. 152 00:09:26,380 --> 00:09:29,850 I'm as fond of water as the next frog, but I like to be prepared for a dive. 153 00:09:30,060 --> 00:09:32,972 -I don't like to be taken by surprise. -Neither do l. 154 00:09:33,180 --> 00:09:35,648 Hold it. I'll only work my way back here again. 155 00:09:35,860 --> 00:09:39,057 But this time, it'll take longer, what with all the stops. 156 00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:42,493 -All what stops? -ln the neighbourhood. 157 00:09:42,700 --> 00:09:44,895 I figure I'll just spread the good word around... 158 00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:49,013 ...how the nice folks here have their own personal neighbourhood witch. 159 00:09:49,420 --> 00:09:51,934 -Who'd believe you? -Oh, maybe nobody will believe me. 160 00:09:52,140 --> 00:09:55,610 But it'll sure cause a lot of talk. Make a lot of trouble for you. 161 00:09:55,820 --> 00:09:57,776 Especially if I start with Mrs. Kravitz. 162 00:09:58,180 --> 00:10:00,535 It shouldn't be too hard convincing her. 163 00:10:01,140 --> 00:10:04,212 We team up, we can sing a beautiful duet. 164 00:10:04,420 --> 00:10:06,615 Personally, I think we got a possible album. 165 00:10:07,580 --> 00:10:11,289 -Are you trying to blackmail me? -Nope. I am blackmailing you. 166 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:14,776 I don't blackmail that easily. 167 00:10:15,340 --> 00:10:16,568 Honey, we're here. 168 00:10:18,380 --> 00:10:20,735 Except when my husband comes home with a client. 169 00:10:20,980 --> 00:10:23,494 -Let me take your coat, Mr. Saunders. -Thank you. 170 00:10:25,420 --> 00:10:28,969 Now, Fergus. Try to be nice until I can think of something to do about you. 171 00:10:29,180 --> 00:10:31,569 Me? Charlie Charming? 172 00:10:34,660 --> 00:10:35,888 -Hi, honey. -Hi. 173 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:38,694 -This is Mr. Saunders. -Oh, Mr. Saunders. 174 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:42,688 It's so nice to meet you. We're a big Saunders' Soup family. 175 00:10:42,940 --> 00:10:45,579 And your frozen dinners? All marvellous. So tasty. 176 00:10:45,820 --> 00:10:48,971 And your sauces, your chili sauce! 177 00:10:49,220 --> 00:10:51,814 And your mustard. It's the greatest mustard. 178 00:10:52,020 --> 00:10:53,738 Let's see. Have I forgotten anything? 179 00:10:53,980 --> 00:10:58,132 -Well, not that I know of. -Perhaps only one small item, dear. 180 00:10:59,140 --> 00:11:00,892 -What? -The gentleman standing there. 181 00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:02,613 I don't think we caught his name. 182 00:11:03,260 --> 00:11:05,933 Oh, forgive me. How could l? 183 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,138 Oh, that must be Larry and Louise. 184 00:11:08,340 --> 00:11:10,092 Make yourself comfortable, Mr. Saunders. 185 00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:12,814 Well, just show me where the bar is and I will. 186 00:11:14,580 --> 00:11:17,219 Oh, Louise, Larry. Come on in. 187 00:11:17,420 --> 00:11:21,208 -Darrin, it's Larry and Louise. -I know. We've met. 188 00:11:21,420 --> 00:11:24,173 -You know Mr. Saunders, of course. -Yes, yes. 189 00:11:24,380 --> 00:11:27,975 Mr. Saunders. Oh, good, Darrin. You brought the new layouts for the soup. 190 00:11:28,180 --> 00:11:30,296 Well, Larry, Louise... 191 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,968 ...Mr. Saunders, Darrin... 192 00:11:33,180 --> 00:11:35,853 ...get set. I have a little surprise for you. 193 00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:37,977 Will you hurry up? He's liable to be gone. 194 00:11:38,180 --> 00:11:41,138 If you'd been home when I got home, we could've come back then. 195 00:11:41,340 --> 00:11:45,891 But no, you were at the dentist, wasting precious time, having a tooth pulled. 196 00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:49,490 Look. I'd rather have a tooth pulled than go out looking at frogs with you. 197 00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:51,691 Call me peculiar. 198 00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:56,573 There he is. He's a human frog. 199 00:11:57,180 --> 00:11:59,057 What? What did she call me? 200 00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:01,655 A human frog. You said the bar was this way? 201 00:12:01,860 --> 00:12:03,452 Sam, what's going on? 202 00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:05,338 He's a human frog. 203 00:12:05,540 --> 00:12:08,691 -Will you please not get hysterical? -Darrin, what is this? 204 00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:11,579 Larry, obviously there's some mistake. 205 00:12:11,820 --> 00:12:14,288 -Why, I should hope so. -Sam, in the name of-- 206 00:12:14,540 --> 00:12:16,974 Let me hear you deny it. 207 00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:21,208 Deny that you came right out and told me that you were a human frog. 208 00:12:25,260 --> 00:12:28,730 I will, indeed. I never for an instant said that I was a human frog. 209 00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:33,730 I deny that. I deny it categorically, emphatically and intramurally. 210 00:12:33,980 --> 00:12:36,938 Satisfied, Mrs. World-Champ- Official-Butt-in-Artist? 211 00:12:37,180 --> 00:12:38,818 No. 212 00:12:39,060 --> 00:12:41,893 Well, why would anyone say that anybody was a human frog? 213 00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:44,853 Unless, of course, they were drinking. Speaking of drink-- 214 00:12:45,060 --> 00:12:46,971 Good point, sir. 215 00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:51,054 Actually, the last thing any frog worth his salt would want to be is human. 216 00:12:51,260 --> 00:12:53,933 -What was your name again? -What was your name again? 217 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:57,735 I was just about to introduce everybody when the Kravitzes came in. 218 00:12:57,940 --> 00:13:00,579 I realize how you could've gotten the wrong impression. 219 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:04,295 Here she goes again. Always an explanation. 220 00:13:04,540 --> 00:13:06,417 I was wondering when you'd notice that. 221 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:08,218 I'm sure it's a good one. 222 00:13:09,260 --> 00:13:12,093 The professor has been doing research and experiments. 223 00:13:12,340 --> 00:13:14,854 -Research, experiments? -Professor of what? 224 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:16,818 Professor Fergus Finglehoff. 225 00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:19,536 From one of your schools? 226 00:13:20,740 --> 00:13:23,300 No, no, dear. From one of yours. Don't you remember? 227 00:13:23,540 --> 00:13:25,292 Which one was that? 228 00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:29,898 I must have a mental block. 229 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:34,252 I went to Dartmouth. We drank a lot there. 230 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:38,129 Anyway, the professor did say that he was interested in frogs. 231 00:13:38,340 --> 00:13:39,693 Oh, sure. 232 00:13:39,940 --> 00:13:41,817 No, that part is definitely true. 233 00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:45,370 Anyway, the professor's been doing some special research on them. 234 00:13:45,620 --> 00:13:47,497 Well, I'll buy that. 235 00:13:47,740 --> 00:13:51,096 So you must have misunderstood and thought he said he was one. 236 00:13:51,740 --> 00:13:54,538 -That's strange. -That isn't. She is. 237 00:13:55,860 --> 00:13:59,978 -Why don't we have a drink on that? -Sorry, Mrs. Stephens. 238 00:14:00,220 --> 00:14:02,688 Oh, don't apologize, Mr. Kravitz. No harm done. 239 00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:06,819 Speak for yourself. I'm all shook up. I wouldn't call a dog a human frog. 240 00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:11,017 -Come on, Gladys. -Someday, somehow, someplace... 241 00:14:11,220 --> 00:14:13,654 ...somebody's gonna believe me. 242 00:14:15,260 --> 00:14:17,251 -That poor woman. -She is a bit spooky. 243 00:14:17,460 --> 00:14:20,736 Larry, why don't you do the honours and fix everybody a drink. 244 00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:23,056 -Say, that's a good idea. -Sure, Darrin. 245 00:14:23,260 --> 00:14:24,978 I'll help Sam in the kitchen. 246 00:14:26,180 --> 00:14:28,330 -What's yours, professor? -What's my what? 247 00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:30,815 I'll have a double anything. 248 00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:38,177 He is a frog. 249 00:14:38,380 --> 00:14:40,496 Sam, make it reasonable. 250 00:14:40,940 --> 00:14:43,500 Darrin, you remember the fairy tale about the princess... 251 00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,179 ...that put a frog on her pillow? 252 00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:47,132 And the next morning when she woke up... 253 00:14:47,340 --> 00:14:49,012 ...he'd turned into a handsome prince? 254 00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:51,415 It's the same thing, only in reverse. 255 00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:55,010 I'll bet the princess's mother and father didn't believe that story either. 256 00:14:55,220 --> 00:14:57,370 Oh, Darrin. Now, he can cause trouble. 257 00:14:57,580 --> 00:15:00,731 We'll have to go along with him until I can think of something to do. 258 00:15:00,940 --> 00:15:04,137 And it's dangerous to leave him out there with the others too long. 259 00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:07,660 You take it from me, buster. The frogs have it made. 260 00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:11,140 I'm telling you, frogs know how to live. 261 00:15:11,340 --> 00:15:13,251 Now, professor, let's not talk shop. 262 00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:15,212 About your soup, Mr. Saunders... 263 00:15:15,420 --> 00:15:17,297 ...didn't I hear something about a new one? 264 00:15:17,540 --> 00:15:20,612 Yes, indeed. Fifty-nine coming up. 265 00:15:20,860 --> 00:15:22,293 Congratulations. 266 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:25,458 What kind is number 59 going to be? I haven't heard. 267 00:15:25,660 --> 00:15:28,220 Nobody's heard. Happens to be a big secret. 268 00:15:28,420 --> 00:15:30,615 We're gonna spring it on the public next month... 269 00:15:30,820 --> 00:15:32,811 ...with the layouts Darrin's been working on. 270 00:15:33,060 --> 00:15:35,210 Terrific. Think for a minute. 271 00:15:35,420 --> 00:15:37,775 Have you ever seen a frog on an analyst's couch? 272 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,339 Sober? No. 273 00:15:39,580 --> 00:15:41,616 Please, no more about frogs. 274 00:15:41,860 --> 00:15:43,373 Did you ever hear of a frog war? 275 00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:47,533 -Frog war? -Nobody's ever heard of a frog war. 276 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,498 About soup, Mr. Saunders-- 277 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:52,339 Sam, I think we've heard enough about soup too. 278 00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:55,691 Oh, darling, don't be ridiculous. I'm just dying to hear all about it. 279 00:15:55,940 --> 00:15:58,215 -No, Sam. -What's number 59 going to be? 280 00:15:58,420 --> 00:16:00,456 Sam, it's a secret. A good secret. 281 00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:02,611 Wouldn't you rather hear about frogs? 282 00:16:02,860 --> 00:16:05,613 -No. Mr. Saunders? -Sam. 283 00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:08,420 Okay, I'll tell. 284 00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:10,368 Turtle. 285 00:16:12,220 --> 00:16:15,132 Turtle soup. That's number 59. 286 00:16:15,380 --> 00:16:17,974 Saunders' Saut�ed Turtle Soup. 287 00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:20,256 You're gonna make soup out of turtles? 288 00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:22,098 Yeah. Anything wrong with that? 289 00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:23,619 Well, it all depends. 290 00:16:23,820 --> 00:16:26,129 Do they happen to be any turtles I know? 291 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:30,655 I think I need another drink. 292 00:16:31,460 --> 00:16:35,214 Tony Terwilliger, Tubby Sloaner or Tiny Tuner? Because if they are...! 293 00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:37,337 Sam, do something. 294 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:50,289 Some frogs never learn. 295 00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:55,255 I don't like the idea of going to dinner without you. 296 00:16:55,460 --> 00:16:58,133 That's all right. I'm sure there's a bar at the restaurant. 297 00:16:58,340 --> 00:17:00,092 We can't very well leave the professor. 298 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:02,973 -He was so embarrassed. -He certainly disappeared in a hurry. 299 00:17:03,180 --> 00:17:05,136 Did you see the way he flew up those stairs? 300 00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:06,853 -No. -Neither did l. 301 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:10,336 -You missed that? -So did l. But I don't mind. 302 00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:13,213 Say, what time do the bars close around here? 303 00:17:13,460 --> 00:17:16,930 Really, Samantha. Do you have to stay home and babysit with the professor? 304 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:21,659 Well, since Aunt Clara didn't show up to babysit with Tabatha... 305 00:17:21,860 --> 00:17:23,578 ...we really should stay home. 306 00:17:23,780 --> 00:17:27,136 I don't think that the professor is the babysitting type, do you? 307 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,575 Frankly, I didn't figure out his type at all. 308 00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:31,697 -See you tomorrow. Good night. -Good night. 309 00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:35,210 I want you to know that I've had a perfectly bourbon time. 310 00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:41,848 What are you doing? 311 00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:44,972 I am praying that Fergus doesn't come up and run into them. 312 00:17:45,180 --> 00:17:47,330 You check the back way. See if he's there. 313 00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:56,016 Yeah, I told you, I'm doing everything I can. 314 00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:58,654 But she keeps zapping me back into that fountain. 315 00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:01,138 Sam. 316 00:18:02,420 --> 00:18:04,888 -Fergus? -By the gazebo. 317 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:12,456 Phoebe, will you shut up and listen? 318 00:18:13,060 --> 00:18:16,370 Believe me, pussycat, I've been after her all day. 319 00:18:16,580 --> 00:18:21,051 Is it my fault if I end up with a musical-comedy witch, a rank amateur? 320 00:18:21,820 --> 00:18:24,095 I know I shouldn't have done it. 321 00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:26,939 I admit it. I made the biggest mistake of my life. 322 00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:29,648 What mistake, Fergus? 323 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:33,051 Why don't you come inside and bring Phoebe with you? 324 00:18:33,260 --> 00:18:35,171 I'd like to hear about your mistake. 325 00:18:38,340 --> 00:18:41,616 And this is my girlfriend, Phoebe Plotsky. 326 00:18:41,860 --> 00:18:43,771 Well. How do you do? 327 00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:48,975 Fergus, have you been carrying Phoebe around in your pocket all this time? 328 00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:51,450 Oh, poor Fergus. 329 00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:53,174 Poor Phoebe. 330 00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:59,176 Honey, I know you can't turn Fergus back into a frog, but couldn't you...? 331 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:02,650 Change Phoebe into a human being. 332 00:19:02,860 --> 00:19:06,375 Oh, darling, that's a marvellous idea. What do you say, Phoebe? 333 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,332 Oh, good. Fergus? 334 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,775 Anything. As long as we're together. 335 00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:14,973 All right now, Phoebe. You just sit right there. Sit there. 336 00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:20,134 Spirit of the grinch and grebe Make a lady out of Phoebe 337 00:19:28,220 --> 00:19:32,099 -Fergus, oh, Fergus! -Oh, Phoebe, baby, sweetie. 338 00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:34,495 Oh, you'll never know how much l-- 339 00:19:37,140 --> 00:19:38,937 Hey. 340 00:19:39,140 --> 00:19:40,414 Sam. 341 00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:42,568 What's the matter? 342 00:19:42,780 --> 00:19:45,294 Sam, I don't wanna hurt your feelings, but you goofed. 343 00:19:45,540 --> 00:19:48,179 -Goofed? -Sam goofed? 344 00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:52,254 Well, look at her. She's definitely lost something in the transformation. 345 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,570 She was a sensational-looking frog. 346 00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:57,493 But how can I ask her to go through life looking like this? 347 00:19:57,740 --> 00:20:01,619 Where's her nice, big, fat neck? And look at those little beady eyes. 348 00:20:01,860 --> 00:20:03,418 And you call those legs? 349 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:06,453 Oh, why did I ever make that wish in the first place? 350 00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:09,409 -What wish? -Tell her, Fergus. 351 00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:14,255 Well, I heard about this old witch over near the swamp. 352 00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:16,098 -So I went over and asked-- -Asked? 353 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,653 He hocked everything he owned. 354 00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:19,691 His lily pad, his underwater gear. 355 00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:21,777 Okay, so I bought a wish. 356 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:23,692 I wanted to be human. 357 00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:25,492 I was a big frog in a little pool... 358 00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:28,260 ...who thought he could be a bigger one in a bigger pool. 359 00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:30,257 The only thing is, I forgot about Phoebe. 360 00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:34,089 It never occurred to me that if I were turned into a human, I'd be without her. 361 00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:36,771 Fergus, if you bought a wish... 362 00:20:36,980 --> 00:20:39,494 ...and brought all this on yourself, there's no problem. 363 00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:43,773 Any witch can unhex that. Why didn't you tell me that in the beginning? 364 00:20:44,580 --> 00:20:46,855 I didn't think you'd want to help me if you knew... 365 00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:49,574 ...what a no-good disgrace to the amphibian world I was. 366 00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:53,737 Sam, you mean you can turn him back into a frog? 367 00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:56,500 Certainly, if that's what he wants. How about it, Fergus? 368 00:20:56,740 --> 00:20:58,332 You mean, we've got a choice? 369 00:20:58,940 --> 00:21:00,896 Phoebe, we've got a choice. 370 00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:02,738 Want a little time to think it over? 371 00:21:03,140 --> 00:21:07,372 Yeah. Just once in my life, I wanna look before I leap. 372 00:21:15,740 --> 00:21:17,332 Okay, Sam. 373 00:21:19,180 --> 00:21:21,296 Well, have you made up your mind? 374 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:24,333 But first off, I gotta be honest. 375 00:21:24,580 --> 00:21:26,013 Why, you didn't goof. 376 00:21:26,220 --> 00:21:28,893 She's sensational-looking in either world. 377 00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:31,660 That's why I insisted that Phoebe make the decision. 378 00:21:31,940 --> 00:21:33,896 Well, what's it gonna be, Phoebe? 379 00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:36,295 Yeah, come on. We can't stand the suspense. 380 00:21:36,740 --> 00:21:38,890 Well, we wanna go back. 381 00:21:39,140 --> 00:21:41,859 Oh, I'm glad. Because you know something, Fergus? 382 00:21:42,060 --> 00:21:46,497 I feel that deep in your heart, you are first, last, and always a frog. 383 00:21:49,620 --> 00:21:52,657 So all right, already. Will you make with the hocus-pocus? 384 00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:57,497 From polliwogs come great big frogs We'll never know quite how 385 00:21:57,700 --> 00:22:00,533 It's easier to turn a bee Into a purple cow 386 00:22:00,780 --> 00:22:03,135 So hark, ye witches Now pay heed 387 00:22:03,340 --> 00:22:05,808 Reverse this spell With haste and speed 388 00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:08,136 With no regrets Man into toad 389 00:22:08,340 --> 00:22:11,173 He'll hop the straight And narrow road 390 00:22:22,460 --> 00:22:24,371 Well, so long, kids. Been nice meeting you. 391 00:22:24,580 --> 00:22:26,491 Oh, it certainly has. 392 00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:30,096 Don't forget to write. 393 00:22:32,740 --> 00:22:36,653 -Why, Mrs. Kravitz. -I came to apologize for seeing frogs. 394 00:22:36,860 --> 00:22:38,930 But what am I seeing now? 395 00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:40,812 Oh, these are our friends. 396 00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:43,056 We were just saying good night to them. 397 00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:46,489 Bye-bye, Phoebe. Bye, Fergus. 398 00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:48,776 Give our love to Tony, Tubby and Tiny. 399 00:22:49,020 --> 00:22:50,976 That's Fergus? 400 00:22:51,220 --> 00:22:53,893 -No, that's Fergus. -That's Phoebe. 401 00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:57,098 But they're frogs. 402 00:22:57,340 --> 00:23:00,059 Of course they are. Any reason why they shouldn't be? 403 00:23:03,820 --> 00:23:07,130 Abner. Abner! Abner! 404 00:23:08,460 --> 00:23:10,530 -What? -I don't know. 405 00:23:10,740 --> 00:23:13,937 Just seems to me I've heard that scream before. 406 00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:18,378 Ain't love grand? 407 00:23:18,580 --> 00:23:19,899 In any language. 408 00:24:24,220 --> 00:24:26,176 Subtitles by SDl Media Group 409 00:24:26,226 --> 00:24:30,776 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32902

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