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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,284 --> 00:00:11,354 - Good morning, sweetheart. - Hi. 2 00:00:12,247 --> 00:00:13,760 Still in love with that coat? 3 00:00:14,041 --> 00:00:15,360 What coat? 4 00:00:15,627 --> 00:00:18,095 It's been open to that same page for the last three days. 5 00:00:18,423 --> 00:00:21,256 Oh, that's the centre page. It opens there naturally. 6 00:00:21,929 --> 00:00:23,999 - How long for the pancakes? - Just a few minutes. 7 00:00:24,307 --> 00:00:25,501 Well... 8 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:27,971 ...I'll finish getting dressed. 9 00:00:40,164 --> 00:00:41,438 Mother? 10 00:00:44,879 --> 00:00:46,870 Mother, I can't wear this coat. 11 00:00:47,175 --> 00:00:49,211 Yes, you're right, Samantha. 12 00:00:49,512 --> 00:00:52,902 The colour isn't very becoming to you. 13 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:56,118 Oh, that's perfect. 14 00:00:56,397 --> 00:00:57,546 Mother. 15 00:00:57,816 --> 00:01:00,694 I know, I know. I don't understand, but I know. 16 00:01:01,405 --> 00:01:05,956 I will have a mink coat when Darrin can afford it, and not before. 17 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:10,409 Well, by the time Darwin can afford a mink, mink will be extinct. 18 00:01:12,003 --> 00:01:14,233 Now, be honest with yourself, Samantha. 19 00:01:14,550 --> 00:01:18,384 Wouldn't you adore to have that coat? 20 00:01:19,515 --> 00:01:20,630 Well... 21 00:01:21,143 --> 00:01:24,613 Wear it in good health. 22 00:01:26,818 --> 00:01:30,652 Mother. You take back this coat. 23 00:01:33,161 --> 00:01:35,436 - Hi. - Hi. 24 00:01:36,374 --> 00:01:39,286 It's crazy, but I've been looking at that picture of that mink coat... 25 00:01:39,629 --> 00:01:42,860 ...for so long, I could've sworn you were just wearing one. 26 00:02:33,753 --> 00:02:35,391 Darrin... 27 00:02:36,215 --> 00:02:39,287 ...would you like to tell me what's bothering you? 28 00:02:39,637 --> 00:02:42,629 I don't know, honey. I... I don't seem to be getting anywhere. 29 00:02:42,974 --> 00:02:45,886 I've been doing pretty much the same job for the last three years... 30 00:02:46,230 --> 00:02:47,583 ...and what have I accomplished? 31 00:02:47,857 --> 00:02:50,166 Sweetheart, I think you accomplished a great deal. 32 00:02:50,486 --> 00:02:52,044 Like what? 33 00:02:52,489 --> 00:02:55,526 Well, look around you. We're not exactly starving, you know. 34 00:02:55,869 --> 00:02:58,667 Well, honey, I know we have most of the things we need... 35 00:02:58,999 --> 00:03:02,469 ...but just having the things you need isn't everything. I mean... 36 00:03:03,631 --> 00:03:05,781 I'd like to buy you some things you haven't got. 37 00:03:06,176 --> 00:03:09,054 I've got you. That's the only thing I really want. 38 00:03:11,935 --> 00:03:13,254 What about that fur coat? 39 00:03:14,648 --> 00:03:17,606 Oh, Darrin, I haven't heard you talk this way before. 40 00:03:19,154 --> 00:03:22,191 Remember the new account I told you about? Waterhouse and Company? 41 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:24,685 The one the agency's been trying to get for years? 42 00:03:28,877 --> 00:03:32,028 No, we got it all right. The trouble is, I will not be handling it. 43 00:03:32,717 --> 00:03:34,275 Well, did you talk to Larry? 44 00:03:34,595 --> 00:03:36,108 Larry's the one who told me about it. 45 00:03:36,639 --> 00:03:39,107 Well, I know how you feel. 46 00:03:39,435 --> 00:03:40,754 But maybe... 47 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:44,252 Well, maybe you're just in too much of a hurry to get to the top. 48 00:03:44,609 --> 00:03:46,167 Remember, you're still young. 49 00:03:46,446 --> 00:03:48,801 I'm young all right, but I won't always be young. 50 00:03:49,116 --> 00:03:52,267 If that's Larry, tell him I'm on my way. 51 00:03:55,835 --> 00:03:57,234 Hello. 52 00:03:57,921 --> 00:03:59,832 Oh, hi, Louise. 53 00:04:00,133 --> 00:04:02,886 Yeah, sure I'd like to hear some good news. 54 00:04:05,433 --> 00:04:07,708 Larry told you wh... 55 00:04:08,020 --> 00:04:10,215 Darrin's got the Waterhouse account? 56 00:04:10,523 --> 00:04:12,912 Oh, I can't wait to tell him. 57 00:04:13,236 --> 00:04:16,546 Oh, well, all right. If Larry wants to tell him himself, I understand. 58 00:04:16,909 --> 00:04:20,219 I won't say a word. It won't be easy, but I promise. 59 00:04:20,581 --> 00:04:22,731 Oh. Oh, I'd love to. 60 00:04:23,043 --> 00:04:25,841 Yes, I'll do some shopping, and then I'll meet you for lunch. 61 00:04:26,173 --> 00:04:28,687 Okay. Bye. 62 00:04:36,146 --> 00:04:38,535 - Who was it, honey? - Louise. 63 00:04:38,858 --> 00:04:42,009 - What are you so happy about? - She wants me to meet her for lunch. 64 00:04:42,364 --> 00:04:45,162 - Oh, boy. Some life I've given you. - What do you mean? 65 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:48,485 A little thing like going out to lunch, and you're ecstatic. 66 00:04:48,831 --> 00:04:50,105 I'm easy to please. 67 00:04:50,376 --> 00:04:52,890 I'll just go change, and then I'll drive you to the office. 68 00:04:53,213 --> 00:04:54,851 Honey, I'm a little late. 69 00:04:55,132 --> 00:04:56,724 Only take a minute. 70 00:05:00,015 --> 00:05:01,334 Darrin. 71 00:05:03,896 --> 00:05:06,774 Larry, I want to speak to you about the Waterhouse account. 72 00:05:07,110 --> 00:05:08,623 That's what I wanted to talk to you about. 73 00:05:08,904 --> 00:05:10,701 Well, I'm talking to you about it first. 74 00:05:10,991 --> 00:05:12,822 Remember the Hoffsteddler-Douglas account? 75 00:05:13,119 --> 00:05:14,518 - Yes, but... - Before I took over... 76 00:05:14,788 --> 00:05:17,018 ...Hoffsteddler hadn't spoken to Douglas in 30 years. 77 00:05:17,333 --> 00:05:19,528 - You did a fine job there, Darrin. - Yes, I did. 78 00:05:19,837 --> 00:05:22,431 And let's not overlook the Michael Sales Company account. 79 00:05:22,758 --> 00:05:25,192 Before I took charge, they couldn't give away ice water... 80 00:05:25,512 --> 00:05:27,901 ...in the middle of the Mojave Desert. - A memorable job. 81 00:05:28,225 --> 00:05:30,341 Yes, it was. And don't change the subject. 82 00:05:30,645 --> 00:05:33,478 Then there was the Pender Drug account, and Sheridan Cement. 83 00:05:33,816 --> 00:05:35,010 All first class. 84 00:05:35,277 --> 00:05:36,505 And all the others. 85 00:05:36,779 --> 00:05:40,010 I haven't thought about hours or days off. I've proved my loyalty... 86 00:05:40,368 --> 00:05:43,280 ...and it's about time you gave me an unqualified vote of confidence. 87 00:05:43,832 --> 00:05:45,982 Now, Larry, either I get that Waterhouse account... 88 00:05:46,294 --> 00:05:48,683 ...or you get yourself a new boy. - You got it. 89 00:05:52,136 --> 00:05:53,649 I mean it, Larry. 90 00:05:59,188 --> 00:06:00,985 I've got the Waterhouse account? 91 00:06:01,275 --> 00:06:03,345 That's what I wanted to tell you when you came in. 92 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:10,916 Yesterday you said I couldn't have the account because I was too immature. 93 00:06:11,290 --> 00:06:12,723 What did I do, age overnight? 94 00:06:13,001 --> 00:06:15,879 I just thought it over, and this morning I changed my mind. 95 00:06:16,213 --> 00:06:18,681 And Darrin, I know you'll do a great job. 96 00:06:19,010 --> 00:06:21,205 - Good luck. - Thanks, Larry. You won't be sorry. 97 00:06:21,513 --> 00:06:24,027 I still don't get it. What made you change your mind? 98 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:26,911 - Oh, it's the boss' prerogative. - I'll buy that. 99 00:06:27,230 --> 00:06:28,549 Boy, I can't wait to tell Sam. 100 00:06:28,816 --> 00:06:30,408 I was tempted to tell her myself... 101 00:06:30,694 --> 00:06:33,049 ...but I knew that you wanted that pleasure. 102 00:06:33,365 --> 00:06:34,923 Oh, yeah. 103 00:06:35,242 --> 00:06:37,073 When... When did you see Samantha? 104 00:06:37,371 --> 00:06:39,168 Oh, just now. Down in the parking lot. 105 00:06:39,457 --> 00:06:41,413 There's a great little wife you've got there. 106 00:06:41,710 --> 00:06:43,382 Has your every interest at heart. 107 00:06:43,672 --> 00:06:47,028 She sure has. She's got more confidence in me than I have in my... 108 00:06:51,308 --> 00:06:53,902 Larry, you stopped and spoke to her? 109 00:06:54,355 --> 00:06:55,470 We chatted a while. 110 00:06:57,234 --> 00:07:00,226 You chatted a while. 111 00:07:02,242 --> 00:07:03,231 Yes. 112 00:07:04,995 --> 00:07:07,509 Larry, I resign from the Waterhouse account. 113 00:07:07,834 --> 00:07:10,428 You... You resign? What are you talking about? 114 00:07:10,754 --> 00:07:12,710 I will not accept any job that my wife got for me. 115 00:07:13,008 --> 00:07:15,203 You got this job because you're the best man for it. 116 00:07:15,512 --> 00:07:17,468 That's not the point. Any success I make... 117 00:07:17,765 --> 00:07:20,598 ...I'm going to make on my own or not at all. 118 00:07:39,381 --> 00:07:41,497 Samantha. Now, you listen to me. 119 00:07:41,801 --> 00:07:43,837 I have had it with your magic and spells. 120 00:07:44,180 --> 00:07:45,693 Now be quiet. I'm not finished yet. 121 00:07:45,975 --> 00:07:48,205 I've had it up to here with all your witchcraft... 122 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:52,752 ...turning me into a werewolf, into a chimpanzee! I'm not through yet, Sam. 123 00:07:53,152 --> 00:07:55,950 Just to prove that I have had it, I am going to blow this account. 124 00:07:56,282 --> 00:07:59,672 Do you hear me? I'm gonna blow the account! What do you think of that? 125 00:08:02,458 --> 00:08:05,655 Is this 555-7328? 126 00:08:13,725 --> 00:08:16,319 Look, I'll have to make this fast. Mr. Waterhouse is outside. 127 00:08:16,645 --> 00:08:18,363 Before you meet him, I want to brief you... 128 00:08:18,648 --> 00:08:20,843 - I don't need any briefing. - Darrin, Waterhouse is... 129 00:08:21,153 --> 00:08:24,304 ...a very conservative man. He's been making thumbtacks since 1888... 130 00:08:24,658 --> 00:08:26,649 ...and he doesn't go for this modern hoopla. 131 00:08:26,953 --> 00:08:29,706 I don't know why he decided to change agencies and come with us... 132 00:08:30,041 --> 00:08:33,829 ...but take a tip from me and play it sincere and conservative. 133 00:08:34,757 --> 00:08:37,715 Betty, would you please ask Mr. Waterhouse to come in here? 134 00:08:38,053 --> 00:08:41,409 Larry, you just leave everything to me. 135 00:08:43,561 --> 00:08:47,076 Well, if it isn't old J. P. Waterhouse, thumbtack king of America. 136 00:08:47,442 --> 00:08:49,717 Stephens is my name and advertising is my game. 137 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,021 Lay it on me, baby! 138 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:56,693 Stephens? Is that the name of the man who's handling my account? 139 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,473 Yes, Mr. Waterhouse. 140 00:08:58,751 --> 00:09:00,981 - This is Darrin Ste... - You bet your bottom dollar... 141 00:09:01,296 --> 00:09:04,572 ...I'm your boy. But time's a-wasting. Let's get down to brass tacks. 142 00:09:04,927 --> 00:09:06,645 Brass tacks! 143 00:09:06,930 --> 00:09:08,966 I got a million of them. 144 00:09:09,768 --> 00:09:11,804 All levity aside, Porterhouse. 145 00:09:12,146 --> 00:09:14,785 Now, I've been looking at your advertising, and believe me... 146 00:09:15,110 --> 00:09:17,419 ...some of your ideas went out with hoop skirts. 147 00:09:17,738 --> 00:09:20,298 I mean, it's " Hey, you, kid with a wow-wow brush!" 148 00:09:20,617 --> 00:09:22,812 What Darrin means, Mr. Waterhouse, is that... 149 00:09:23,122 --> 00:09:26,114 ...some of your ideas could be brought into better focus... 150 00:09:26,459 --> 00:09:28,848 Oh, no, no, Larry. Larry, that isn't what I mean at all. 151 00:09:29,172 --> 00:09:32,482 What I mean is, Waterhose, baby, you gotta get with it. 152 00:09:32,845 --> 00:09:35,405 That TV commercial of yours where the executive comes in... 153 00:09:35,724 --> 00:09:38,841 ...and he puts the poster up on the wall. 154 00:09:40,773 --> 00:09:42,525 Oh, that has got to go. But say... 155 00:09:42,818 --> 00:09:45,332 ...what if you should take a cute little secretary... 156 00:09:45,655 --> 00:09:47,373 ...and she comes into the boss' office... 157 00:09:47,658 --> 00:09:50,491 ...and she's putting thumbtacks in the boss' drawer... 158 00:09:50,830 --> 00:09:53,549 ...and one of those thumbtacks, it drops on the boss' chair. 159 00:09:53,877 --> 00:09:56,675 The boss comes in, and he sits down. 160 00:09:57,256 --> 00:09:59,372 That'll bring the TV viewer right out of his chair. 161 00:09:59,677 --> 00:10:02,237 - Bring the boss out of his chair too. - That's enough, Darrin! 162 00:10:02,556 --> 00:10:04,114 Hold it, Tate. I'll talk to this boy. 163 00:10:04,392 --> 00:10:06,110 Young man, you might as well know it now. 164 00:10:06,479 --> 00:10:07,707 I don't like you. 165 00:10:08,023 --> 00:10:11,902 I don't like your manner, I don't like your style, I don't like your attitude. 166 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,235 But I do like your ideas. 167 00:10:16,118 --> 00:10:20,031 Stephens, I'm putting next year's entire campaign in your hands. 168 00:10:21,293 --> 00:10:23,284 - You are? - Yes. 169 00:10:23,588 --> 00:10:26,739 We've been advertising the same way for 30 years. It's not working anymore. 170 00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:28,446 That's why I changed agencies... 171 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:30,870 ...decided we have to keep things up-to-date. 172 00:10:32,017 --> 00:10:34,577 Get to work on that campaign right away. 173 00:10:35,314 --> 00:10:37,430 And remember one thing, gentlemen... 174 00:10:37,734 --> 00:10:41,363 ...Waterhouse is my name and thumbtacks is my game. 175 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:46,630 He wants me. 176 00:10:48,459 --> 00:10:52,452 Darrin, you must have somebody watching over you. 177 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:54,478 Larry, I just learned something. 178 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:58,389 - When a man can't lose, he can't win. - Where are you going? 179 00:10:58,766 --> 00:11:01,280 - To a bar, to drown my sorrows. - Drown your sorrows? 180 00:11:01,603 --> 00:11:03,559 You just landed a big account. 181 00:11:03,857 --> 00:11:06,451 Well, let's just say I'm a sore winner. 182 00:11:07,445 --> 00:11:10,437 Yeah, you came to the right guy for advice, Darrin. 183 00:11:10,784 --> 00:11:14,333 I'm an expert. I know everything about marriage. 184 00:11:14,706 --> 00:11:16,025 That's why I'm still single. 185 00:11:16,292 --> 00:11:18,203 I don't get it. 186 00:11:19,004 --> 00:11:21,757 I'm married to a girl who can have anything in the whole world... 187 00:11:22,093 --> 00:11:23,685 ...yet she chose me. - Take my brother. 188 00:11:23,971 --> 00:11:26,326 He's had four years of happy marriage. 189 00:11:26,641 --> 00:11:29,633 The trouble is, he's been married for 16. 190 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,985 She must love me. 191 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,752 Gave up everything for me. 192 00:11:36,030 --> 00:11:39,705 But obviously she misses all those luxuries. Who can blame her? 193 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:43,271 It all boils down to the old question. 194 00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:46,219 Is there a life after marriage? 195 00:11:46,547 --> 00:11:48,777 She just didn't wanna hurt my pride. 196 00:11:49,217 --> 00:11:51,606 Wants me to think that I'm the breadwinner. 197 00:11:51,929 --> 00:11:54,124 Pretty soon the romance goes. 198 00:11:54,434 --> 00:11:55,787 And, as the song says... 199 00:11:56,061 --> 00:11:59,576 ...women get weary wearing the same shabby dress. 200 00:11:59,942 --> 00:12:04,174 Well, then, that's the time to go out and buy her another shabby dress. 201 00:12:04,574 --> 00:12:06,565 That's why she's doing it this way. 202 00:12:06,869 --> 00:12:09,588 Instead of just wapping up a million dollars. 203 00:12:11,752 --> 00:12:13,310 I guess I have been selfish... 204 00:12:13,588 --> 00:12:17,820 ...forcing her to give up her witchhood, live on my salary. 205 00:12:18,303 --> 00:12:20,294 - Poor little witch. - You see, the thing to do... 206 00:12:20,598 --> 00:12:24,034 ...is to try to keep the magic in your marriage. 207 00:12:24,395 --> 00:12:26,784 I guess I'll just have to go along with her. 208 00:12:27,108 --> 00:12:30,145 She's been a great wife. Be my way of saying thanks. 209 00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,479 Oh, listen, you're welcome. 210 00:12:32,783 --> 00:12:36,458 Anytime, Darrin, old boy. Anytime. 211 00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:44,098 Oh, Darrin! 212 00:12:44,425 --> 00:12:47,098 Oh, it's... It's beautiful. 213 00:12:47,430 --> 00:12:49,466 Well, you shouldn't have. 214 00:12:49,767 --> 00:12:52,076 Oh, but I'm glad you did. 215 00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:54,121 Well, I can afford it. 216 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:56,037 Because you got the Waterhouse account? 217 00:12:56,528 --> 00:12:57,847 You guessed I would, huh? 218 00:12:58,239 --> 00:12:59,911 Well, you deserve it. 219 00:13:01,243 --> 00:13:02,801 It's beautiful. 220 00:13:03,287 --> 00:13:04,481 You like my gift, huh? 221 00:13:04,957 --> 00:13:06,993 Well, Darrin, you know what they say. 222 00:13:07,293 --> 00:13:10,126 It isn't the gift, it's the thought that counts. 223 00:13:10,632 --> 00:13:12,827 Oh, yes, of course I like it. 224 00:13:13,135 --> 00:13:15,933 Sam, you could've wapped up a mink coat anytime you wanted. 225 00:13:16,266 --> 00:13:19,656 Oh, darling, the important thing is that you gave it to me. 226 00:13:20,021 --> 00:13:22,535 I guess I shouldn't have worried about getting that account. 227 00:13:22,858 --> 00:13:25,133 After all, you said you had a strong feeling about it. 228 00:13:25,446 --> 00:13:27,721 I have a strong feeling about you too. 229 00:13:30,662 --> 00:13:32,414 Sam, what if I hadn't gotten the account? 230 00:13:32,873 --> 00:13:37,025 Oh, Darrin, I'd feel the same way if you were a total failure. 231 00:13:37,464 --> 00:13:38,817 But you're not. You're a success. 232 00:13:39,092 --> 00:13:41,526 And you're gonna be an even bigger success. 233 00:13:41,846 --> 00:13:44,314 - That's love. - That's confidence. 234 00:13:45,018 --> 00:13:46,656 How about a drink? 235 00:13:49,566 --> 00:13:51,318 Honey, did you ever hear that old saying: 236 00:13:51,610 --> 00:13:54,204 "Behind every successful man there's a woman"? 237 00:13:54,532 --> 00:13:58,730 - It does seem to ring a bell. - Well, they ain't seen nothing yet. 238 00:13:59,831 --> 00:14:02,709 Suddenly I have a tremendous feeling of power. 239 00:14:03,045 --> 00:14:04,683 Why? 240 00:14:04,964 --> 00:14:08,673 Because nobody ever had a woman like you behind them. 241 00:14:10,222 --> 00:14:11,780 Thank you. 242 00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:18,514 Wow! Sweetheart, you better take your umbrella. 243 00:14:18,818 --> 00:14:20,774 I'm sure it'll stop raining in a few minutes. 244 00:14:21,071 --> 00:14:22,948 It's raining hard. What makes you think so? 245 00:14:23,241 --> 00:14:24,356 Because I want it to. 246 00:14:24,619 --> 00:14:27,417 - What? - I mean, I feel it will. 247 00:14:27,874 --> 00:14:30,024 - Have a good day. - I know I will. 248 00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:32,611 My, you are Mr. Confidence this morning. 249 00:14:32,923 --> 00:14:34,800 I'm on a winning streak. 250 00:14:36,637 --> 00:14:37,990 Darrin, it stopped. 251 00:14:38,264 --> 00:14:39,697 Maybe you are on a winning streak. 252 00:14:39,975 --> 00:14:41,727 Honey, there's an old gambler's expression. 253 00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:44,454 When you're on a winning streak, ride it. 254 00:14:44,775 --> 00:14:46,731 I'll see you tonight. 255 00:14:58,629 --> 00:15:00,938 "I hope the above suggestions meet with your approval... 256 00:15:01,257 --> 00:15:04,932 ...and I anxiously await your reply. Yours very truly, et cetera, et cetera." 257 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:06,420 Larry, it's a great day. 258 00:15:06,683 --> 00:15:09,243 I bet if we left now, we could be on the golf course by noon. 259 00:15:09,561 --> 00:15:11,870 Golf? You out of your mind? You better start thinking... 260 00:15:12,191 --> 00:15:14,751 ...about that Waterhouse account. - Don't need to. I'm on a lucky streak. 261 00:15:15,070 --> 00:15:16,549 Everything I do turns out all right. 262 00:15:16,823 --> 00:15:18,973 Yeah? Well, I've yet to see luck replace hard work. 263 00:15:19,284 --> 00:15:20,876 This is a very special lucky streak. 264 00:15:21,162 --> 00:15:23,517 Oh, come off it, Darrin. There's no such thing. 265 00:15:23,834 --> 00:15:25,392 You want me to prove it? 266 00:15:25,670 --> 00:15:27,422 Let's see. 267 00:15:28,090 --> 00:15:31,207 Betty, would you mind telling me where you were born? 268 00:15:31,554 --> 00:15:33,351 Why, Minneapolis. 269 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,551 - I bet you weren't. - I beg your pardon? 270 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,505 I said I bet you weren't born in Minneapolis. 271 00:15:39,482 --> 00:15:42,235 Mr. Stephens, it's right on my birth certificate. 272 00:15:42,570 --> 00:15:44,765 Why don't you call up your mother now and find out. 273 00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:47,065 Darrin, you're being ridiculous. 274 00:15:47,369 --> 00:15:49,041 Would you like to bet me $10? 275 00:15:49,330 --> 00:15:51,002 - Make it $25. - Good. 276 00:15:51,292 --> 00:15:53,806 - Betty, call your mother. - I know I was born in... 277 00:15:54,129 --> 00:15:57,041 Come on, Betty. Sit down. Use my phone. 278 00:15:57,384 --> 00:16:00,456 There is no such thing as a lucky streak. 279 00:16:01,182 --> 00:16:02,615 Go on, Betty. 280 00:16:10,195 --> 00:16:12,470 Hello, Mom. How are you? 281 00:16:12,782 --> 00:16:14,261 Fine. 282 00:16:14,535 --> 00:16:19,131 Mother, I have to ask you something that you might find a little strange. 283 00:16:19,584 --> 00:16:22,303 I was born in Minneapolis, wasn't I? 284 00:16:23,423 --> 00:16:24,412 What? 285 00:16:25,886 --> 00:16:26,841 Where? 286 00:16:27,639 --> 00:16:28,958 Why? 287 00:16:31,060 --> 00:16:32,175 Are you sure? 288 00:16:34,315 --> 00:16:36,510 Mom, I know you were there too. 289 00:16:37,695 --> 00:16:41,165 No, I... I'm not distrusting your word, Mother, I... 290 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,593 Bye. 291 00:16:44,330 --> 00:16:46,798 - Well? - I was born in Saint Paul. 292 00:16:47,293 --> 00:16:49,966 Well, what about your birth certificate? 293 00:16:50,297 --> 00:16:51,776 It's wrong. 294 00:16:52,050 --> 00:16:55,008 I was born while Mother was visiting in Saint Paul... 295 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,861 ...but the family doctor was from Minneapolis... 296 00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,379 ...and that's where he registered my birth. 297 00:17:00,730 --> 00:17:02,686 Twenty-five dollars, Larry. 298 00:17:06,071 --> 00:17:09,620 Mr. Tate, if it's all right with you, I think I need my lunch break now. 299 00:17:09,993 --> 00:17:12,029 You go right ahead, Betty. 300 00:17:13,374 --> 00:17:16,366 Betty, better take your umbrella. It's going to rain. 301 00:17:16,712 --> 00:17:19,829 Rain. Come off it, Darrin. There isn't a cloud in the sky. 302 00:17:20,176 --> 00:17:23,964 Mr. Tate, if it's all the same to you, I'll take the umbrella. 303 00:17:24,641 --> 00:17:26,120 Good girl. 304 00:17:27,395 --> 00:17:30,512 Now, if you can get your mind off your lucky streak... 305 00:17:30,859 --> 00:17:33,168 ...I wanna tell you the first layout for Waterhouse... 306 00:17:33,488 --> 00:17:36,241 ...has to be ready by the 15th. And if I were you... 307 00:17:36,576 --> 00:17:40,171 ...I'd get started on it right away, and not trust to luck. 308 00:17:51,390 --> 00:17:53,108 I'll tell you, Sam. I'm worried about him. 309 00:17:53,393 --> 00:17:55,111 I thought I better tell you before he got home. 310 00:17:55,396 --> 00:17:56,670 Tell me what? 311 00:17:56,940 --> 00:17:59,249 He's suddenly convinced himself that he's infallible. 312 00:17:59,569 --> 00:18:01,685 He's been going around making the craziest bets. 313 00:18:01,989 --> 00:18:04,139 He thinks he has some sort of strange power. 314 00:18:04,452 --> 00:18:07,091 Well, that doesn't sound like Darrin. 315 00:18:07,414 --> 00:18:09,530 Larry, are you sure you're not exaggerating? 316 00:18:10,336 --> 00:18:14,534 He just wanted to bet me he could make the sun come out at midnight. 317 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,911 You're not exaggerating. When did all this start? 318 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,744 I noticed him behaving strangely... 319 00:18:21,018 --> 00:18:23,009 ...when I told him he had the Waterhouse account. 320 00:18:23,313 --> 00:18:26,589 He shouted something about not having his life run by his wife. 321 00:18:26,943 --> 00:18:29,332 You don't think he's on the verge of a nervous breakdown? 322 00:18:29,656 --> 00:18:31,248 No. No, no, Larry. 323 00:18:31,534 --> 00:18:33,968 I don't think that's what he's on the verge of. 324 00:18:34,288 --> 00:18:36,483 Then why is he acting as if he had a charmed life? 325 00:18:36,792 --> 00:18:38,987 Well, I wouldn't worry about it if I were you. 326 00:18:39,296 --> 00:18:42,333 I'm sure by tomorrow he'll be back to normal. 327 00:18:42,675 --> 00:18:44,028 Bye. 328 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:49,632 He didn't even ask me if I'd used witchcraft. 329 00:18:49,978 --> 00:18:52,333 He tried me, judged me and sentenced me... 330 00:18:52,649 --> 00:18:55,800 ...without even giving me a chance to defend myself. 331 00:18:56,154 --> 00:18:58,463 It reminds me of the old days in Salem. 332 00:18:58,784 --> 00:19:01,537 As a matter of fact, he even looks like the judge who sentenced... 333 00:19:01,871 --> 00:19:04,590 ...your poor Aunt Agnes to the stake. - Oh, Mother. 334 00:19:04,918 --> 00:19:06,351 How could he doubt me? 335 00:19:06,629 --> 00:19:09,063 How could he think he'd gotten that job through witchcraft? 336 00:19:09,383 --> 00:19:11,772 Please give him credit for having the sense to realize... 337 00:19:12,095 --> 00:19:14,814 ...that he didn't get it because of his brains. 338 00:19:15,141 --> 00:19:18,133 There's only one thing to do. 339 00:19:18,939 --> 00:19:21,772 - Teach him a lesson. - Excellent. 340 00:19:22,111 --> 00:19:24,386 Now, that is excellent. 341 00:19:24,698 --> 00:19:27,292 Why not turn him into a dinosaur? 342 00:19:27,618 --> 00:19:29,290 Or a salamander? Or perhaps you... 343 00:19:29,579 --> 00:19:32,696 No. No, mother. I'm gonna do it my way. 344 00:19:33,043 --> 00:19:34,635 Well, all right, dear. 345 00:19:34,921 --> 00:19:37,560 But don't overlook the dinosaur. 346 00:19:37,884 --> 00:19:41,513 The neighbours might get quite a kick out of it. 347 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,298 I have a better idea. 348 00:19:46,147 --> 00:19:48,741 - Honey, I'm ho... - Good evening, sir. 349 00:19:49,068 --> 00:19:51,787 Madam will be down presently. 350 00:20:31,716 --> 00:20:33,388 Samantha! Saman... 351 00:20:33,677 --> 00:20:35,952 - Hi, darling. - What have you done? 352 00:20:36,264 --> 00:20:37,936 - You noticed, huh? - Noticed? 353 00:20:38,225 --> 00:20:40,693 How can you miss the Taj Mahal? 354 00:20:41,021 --> 00:20:43,933 Well, Darrin, I'll be honest with you. 355 00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:47,951 I found out that you found out about my little plan. 356 00:20:48,324 --> 00:20:49,757 Well, you know. 357 00:20:50,035 --> 00:20:51,946 My giving you a charmed life. 358 00:20:52,246 --> 00:20:53,679 - You did, huh? - Yes. 359 00:20:53,957 --> 00:20:55,868 And it was sweet of you to go along with it. 360 00:20:58,255 --> 00:21:00,325 Anyway, since you decided to go along with it... 361 00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:04,149 ...I thought we might as well be completely honest with each other. I... 362 00:21:06,351 --> 00:21:09,980 - Two very dry martinis, Charles. - Right away, madam. 363 00:21:11,109 --> 00:21:13,020 You'll simply adore Charles. 364 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:15,276 He's in charge of the rest of the staff. 365 00:21:15,573 --> 00:21:17,006 What staff? 366 00:21:17,284 --> 00:21:20,356 The upstairs maid, the chef and your valet. 367 00:21:20,706 --> 00:21:22,219 Now, where was I? 368 00:21:22,501 --> 00:21:24,696 We were just being completely honest with each other. 369 00:21:25,004 --> 00:21:27,393 Yes, of course. Since you found out about my scheme... 370 00:21:27,716 --> 00:21:30,708 ...and you didn't seem to have any objections, I thought it was silly... 371 00:21:31,055 --> 00:21:33,489 ...to be devious any longer. That makes sense, doesn't it? 372 00:21:33,810 --> 00:21:35,084 I suppose so. 373 00:21:35,353 --> 00:21:38,868 Good. Now, in the future if we need anything, I'll just zap it up. 374 00:21:39,234 --> 00:21:41,429 Oh, Darrin, it'll be so marvellous. 375 00:21:41,738 --> 00:21:44,536 I'll be able to give you anything you want. 376 00:21:46,078 --> 00:21:47,477 Thank you, Charles. 377 00:21:47,747 --> 00:21:50,466 Your dinner clothes are all laid out for you, sir. 378 00:21:50,793 --> 00:21:52,192 Sir? 379 00:21:54,299 --> 00:21:57,530 All right, sweetheart, here's to your success. 380 00:21:59,432 --> 00:22:02,868 - What's the matter? - I can't swallow this. 381 00:22:03,229 --> 00:22:05,902 But Charles makes the best martinis in the whole world. 382 00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:08,747 No, I mean this. It's no good, Sam. 383 00:22:09,071 --> 00:22:10,982 I can't live this way. 384 00:22:11,283 --> 00:22:13,558 Look, I sympathize with you wanting all these things... 385 00:22:13,870 --> 00:22:17,101 ...but, well, you're gonna have to make a choice. It's either me or this. 386 00:22:17,459 --> 00:22:19,336 Don't you think you're being unreasonable? 387 00:22:19,628 --> 00:22:21,186 I will not be helped by witchcraft. 388 00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:24,104 You didn't seem to mind when it got you the Waterhouse account. 389 00:22:24,428 --> 00:22:27,306 - That was different. I did that for you. - The Pender Drug account... 390 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:30,313 ...six months ago? - You got me that too? 391 00:22:30,687 --> 00:22:33,565 And the Cushman Furniture account. And the carpet account. 392 00:22:33,901 --> 00:22:37,416 Hold it! There's only one thing that got me that account, and that was me. 393 00:22:37,782 --> 00:22:40,421 I showed them how to increase their business by 39.2 percent... 394 00:22:40,744 --> 00:22:41,893 ...in the first fiscal year. 395 00:22:42,163 --> 00:22:44,518 And the Sheridan Cement account. 396 00:22:44,833 --> 00:22:47,188 Sheridan Cement? There was no witchcraft there. 397 00:22:47,505 --> 00:22:49,894 I knew more about Sheridan Cement than Sheridan did. 398 00:22:50,217 --> 00:22:53,095 It's about time you found out there are some things in this world... 399 00:22:53,430 --> 00:22:57,821 ...like talent, ability and hard work that will not be replaced by witchcraft. 400 00:22:59,189 --> 00:23:00,588 You forgot one thing. 401 00:23:00,857 --> 00:23:02,210 What? 402 00:23:02,485 --> 00:23:05,079 - Faith. - Faith? 403 00:23:05,615 --> 00:23:07,606 Faith in the person closest to you. 404 00:23:07,910 --> 00:23:10,947 Faith enough to know that when a promise is made, it's going to be kept. 405 00:23:15,421 --> 00:23:17,935 You didn't get me the Waterhouse account? 406 00:23:19,803 --> 00:23:21,998 You didn't stop the rain? 407 00:23:23,642 --> 00:23:25,598 And you didn't change Betty's birthplace? 408 00:23:26,772 --> 00:23:28,922 I'm not sure, but I don't even think that's legal. 409 00:23:29,985 --> 00:23:31,782 I thought... 410 00:23:32,072 --> 00:23:34,745 Darrin, all you had to do was ask me. 411 00:23:35,410 --> 00:23:37,287 One more question. 412 00:23:38,915 --> 00:23:42,703 Could you possibly spend the rest of your life with a big dumb-head... 413 00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:45,602 ...who promises never to jump to conclusions again? 414 00:23:47,094 --> 00:23:48,652 You just talked me into it. 415 00:24:03,703 --> 00:24:06,979 You know, it's amazing how many things I guessed right yesterday. 416 00:24:07,333 --> 00:24:09,642 You don't suppose I do have some special power, do you? 417 00:24:09,962 --> 00:24:13,034 Oh, now, Darrin, don't let a few lucky coincidences go to your head. 418 00:24:13,384 --> 00:24:14,612 You better take your umbrella. 419 00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:16,764 No, I won't need my umbrella or my coat. 420 00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:20,207 - But it's pouring. - It'll stop in a few seconds. 421 00:24:20,562 --> 00:24:22,518 I'm running a little test. 422 00:24:23,316 --> 00:24:24,635 Bye, honey. 423 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,514 - Convinced? - Convinced. 424 00:24:37,564 --> 00:24:42,114 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34453

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