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You can send me two pounds
of onions...
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...a pound of butter...
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...a head of lettuce...
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...and 60 cans of wax beans.
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Yes, that's right, 60 cans.
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Bye-bye.
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They're having a sale on wax beans.
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- I see.
- You know, by buying 60 cans...
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...I save 3 cents a can.
- Wonderful.
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And it also takes care
of all your wax-bean buying...
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...for the next 15 or 16 years.
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- Are you making fun of me?
- Of course not.
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You know, there's a lot more
to running a house...
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...than most people think.
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Did you know that lemon juice
takes out ink stains?
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- No, I didn't.
- See that?
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Honey, I think it's wonderful
the way you've adjusted.
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Bet there's not a witch in a thousand
who'd do as well.
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I love being a housewife.
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You sure you won't get bored
once the novelty has worn off?
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How could I be bored being
married to someone like you?
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Lady, you've just talked yourself
into dinner for two...
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...at the best restaurant in town.
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I'll see you tonight.
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I'm Mrs. Darrin Stephens.
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- Has my husband arrived yet?
- Not yet, Mrs. Stephens.
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Right this way, please.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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- Can I get you anything from the bar?
- Oh, no, thank you. I'll wait.
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Is there something
I can do for you, beautiful?
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Yes, you can go away.
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I dig blonds with class.
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Now, why don't you and I get
to know each other a little bit better.
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Please leave.
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I'm expecting my husband
any moment...
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...and he has a very violent temper.
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- Excuse me.
- Hi, honey.
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- This man been bothering you?
- It's nothing.
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This little blond here tells me
that you're a very tough guy.
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This little blond
happens to be my wife...
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...and if you don't...
- Darrin. Darrin, he's...
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That's a pretty name
for a tough guy.
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Now, look, you. I don't...
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- Does that hurt, Darrin, baby?
- You let go of him.
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This is just for openers, Darrin.
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Why, you...
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Come on, Darrin, let's leave.
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Oh, my stars.
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Breakfast ready, honey?
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No. No, just a minute, sweetheart.
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Darrin?
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Are you still mad at me?
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Honey, I'm not mad at you.
I'm just disappointed.
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I was only trying to help.
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I know, sweetheart,
and I appreciate it.
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- But you're not supposed to.
- Why not?
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When a man's wife is being annoyed
by a drunk in a bar...
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...the man's the one who's supposed
to do something about it.
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- Well, you did, didn't you?
- Oh, sure.
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I took a wild swing, and I missed.
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You twitched your nose
and knocked him cold.
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Does it still hurt?
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Darling, I just can't stand by
and do nothing when you're in trouble.
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You'd do the same for me
if you could, wouldn't you?
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Yeah, sure.
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Let's pretend the whole thing
never happened.
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- Let's just forget about it.
- Okay.
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Honey, where's the morning paper?
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Morning paper?
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Oh, never mind. I see it.
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Samantha!
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Abner!
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Something you wish
to call my attention to, Gladys?
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The Stephens.
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They're fighting with each other.
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You saw it
on your private radar screen.
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No. No.
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He... He... He...
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Mr. Stephens is gonna
be the next heavyweight champion.
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That's wild, all right.
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But not as wild as some of the things
you've been dreaming up about them.
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- Maybe you're getting better.
- All right, Mr. Know-It-All.
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Look, it's right here in the paper.
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Mr. Stephens, wait a minute.
May I have your autograph?
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- Mr. Kravitz. You're kidding.
- You're a celebrity, Mr. Stephens.
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Sign right here where it says
"next heavyweight champ."
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Me, living next door to the man who
knocked out "Jolting" Joe Kovack.
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- Can you imagine that?
- No.
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I'm sure glad I got your autograph
this morning...
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...while you can
still write your name.
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What does that mean?
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You didn't see Kovack's fight
with "No-Nose" Novotni?
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No. Excuse me, Mr. Kravitz.
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- I have to get to the office.
- Sure.
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Of course, they didn't start calling
Novotni "No-Nose" until after the fight.
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- Hi, Johnny.
- Good morning, Mr. Stephens.
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- Are you okay?
- Sure. Shouldn't I be?
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After the Tomson-Kovack rematch...
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...Tomson had both shoulders
in a cast for three months.
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And he was lucky.
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- Lucky?
- Yeah, it was a glancing blow.
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- The next time you run into Kovack...
- Yeah?
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...be in your car.
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- Mr. Stephens?
- Not right now, Barbara.
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- But...
- And I don't want to be disturbed.
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All right.
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- Okay, but you'll get the chair for this.
- Easy, Mac.
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- Stupid, here, just come to apologize.
- Yeah.
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Apologize?
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Well, he...
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He certainly should apologize.
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Annoying my wife
and assaulting me and going...
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Look, pal, I had a couple of shots,
and, well I ain't used to it.
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Most of the time, I'm in training.
See what I mean?
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Now, about that assault bit, sport.
We got some witnesses and a picture.
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Now, this picture shows my tiger
out cold and you standing over him.
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I still say I never saw
the punch he hit me with.
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Yeah, the whole thing was magic,
like he did it with mirrors.
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- As a matter of fact...
- Let's get down to business, right?
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Now, I figure you and Joe meet
at Dundee's Bar again...
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...and he apologizes to you in public.
- Oh, that won't be necessary.
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- Shut up.
- The sooner, the better, is what I say.
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So we'll make it at lunchtime today.
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Now, I'll fix it so there'll be plenty
of reporters and camera guys around.
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- You dig?
- No.
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Don't you know what that lucky punch
of yours last night cost us?
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A million bucks. Maybe 2 million.
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You knocked us right out
of a title fight.
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- I did? Why?
- Because who's gonna pay to see us?
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I mean, me, fight Tommy Carter,
the champ...
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...after I've been KO'd
by a square named Darrin.
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- I got a good mind to...
- Shut up.
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So at Dundee's place,
Joe's gonna apologize...
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...like the clean-cut fella he is, only
you ain't gonna accept his apology.
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Sure, I will. I'm a good sport.
Ask anybody.
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No, Darrin. You're a lousy sport.
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You're gonna refuse
to shake hands with him.
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One thing is gonna lead
to another...
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...you'll throw a couple of punches...
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...and Joe is gonna lay you out.
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- Joe is gonna pull his punch, natch.
- Natch.
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He's just gonna graze you,
and you go down, and you stay down.
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Are you suggesting
that I take a dive?
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I won't do it. It's un-American.
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So if Joe busts your jaw for real,
you're a patriot?
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- Can I kind of lean on him right now?
- Not now.
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Later, maybe.
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Darrin, I don't think you're
in no position to dicker.
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- May I think about it?
- Why not. Take your time.
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Take about 10 seconds.
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I'm up here in the nursery,
Mrs. Kravitz.
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Okay.
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- Hello there, Mrs. Stephens.
- Hi.
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- What are you doing?
- It's a pony for Tabatha.
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Isn't she a little too young to ride?
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Abner says that if he were
Mr. Stephens, he'd be hiding out.
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- Oh, come on.
- I'm just telling you what Abner said.
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He says Kovacks is gonna catch up
with him and give it to him good.
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Hello. This is Mrs. Stephens.
Is my husband there?
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Did anything unusual happen?
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Did you say Dundee's?
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No, no. No message. Thank you.
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They're meeting for lunch.
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It's an ambush.
You've got to warn him.
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- I'll tell you, I'll babysit and you go. Go.
- All right.
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Tabatha's been fed,
and I'm sure you'll have no problem.
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Problems. It'll be a pleasure.
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Oh, Mrs. Stephens, aren't you going
to change before you go out?
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Oh, of course.
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What could I have been thinking of?
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Goodbye.
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Hey, ain't you what's-his-name?
The guy that creamed Joe Kovack?
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You're confusing me
with someone else. Excuse me.
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You're him.
You're the guy, all right.
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Well, you don't look so tough to me.
Put them up.
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Come on, put them up. Come on.
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Come on.
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Hey, come on. Fight.
You, I know I can lick.
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- And I don't want no mistakes.
- Okay. All right.
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Well, I owe you an apology.
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- Oh, yeah?
- No hard feelings?
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Get lost.
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Give me a double martini.
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Look, friend,
I'm trying to be a nice guy.
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Beat it before I flatten you again.
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Now, friend...
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Don't call me "friend," you...
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You louse!
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All right, put them up.
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Samantha.
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Samantha. Samantha!
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Samantha!
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Sam, you're supposed to be my wife,
not my bodyguard.
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Darrin, how was I supposed to know
the whole thing was a fake?
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What was I supposed to do?
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Let him hit me.
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You mean just stand around
and look happy...
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...while he puts you in the hospital?
- Yes.
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Well, I don't mean that.
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He wasn't really going to hit me.
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- You sure?
- I'm pretty sure.
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I'm sorry.
I really did mess things up, didn't I?
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I'll figure some way out of this, but
you've gotta promise me one thing.
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- Anything you say.
- Don't do it again.
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I mean, if you see me squaring off
with a locomotive, don't twitch.
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Go read a book or something.
Understand?
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Yes, sir.
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In the future,
let me fight my own battles.
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- Okay. Okay, I promise.
- Okay.
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Abner.
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Hey, Abner.
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Abner, put that flute down
and come and help me.
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Help you what?
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Help me put this box
over there on the sofa.
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- You got it?
- Yeah. What have you got in here...
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...some of your icebox cookies?
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I'll tell you in a minute.
Abner. Abner, he did it again.
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- Who did what?
- Mr. Stephens.
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I just heard it on the car radio.
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That boxer got snippy again,
so Mr. Stephens hit him.
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- Where?
- In the bar.
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It took three seconds
to knock him out cold.
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The fight game
isn't what it used to be.
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Abner, what would you do if someone
made a pass at me in a bar?
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- I'd faint.
- No, I'm serious.
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00:16:16,512 --> 00:16:19,390
Now, supposing a man tried
to kiss me, what would you do?
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Put a dime in his tin cup,
pat his Seeing Eye dog and go home.
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- Now, what's in the box?
- Something for that stomach of yours.
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- They have a sale of bicarbonate?
- You're out of shape, Abner.
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I was born that way.
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Well, anyway...
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...I decided that the one thing you
needed in your life was a dumbbell.
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So you married me.
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Funny. Very funny.
Put that flute down.
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Doesn't it bother you
that every time I go out...
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...I am fair game for any playboy
that has a roving eye?
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Gladys, if Richard Burton
can live with it, so can I.
238
00:17:00,927 --> 00:17:03,441
That's not a good enough answer.
239
00:17:03,763 --> 00:17:06,675
It's my responsibility
to keep you healthy and fit.
240
00:17:07,016 --> 00:17:09,211
I don't want to be healthy and fit.
241
00:17:11,770 --> 00:17:14,364
I paid good money
for this dumbbell...
242
00:17:14,689 --> 00:17:19,763
...and you're gonna be healthy
and fit if it kills you.
243
00:17:22,071 --> 00:17:23,663
Hi, Darrin.
244
00:17:27,368 --> 00:17:32,488
- Would you mind explaining this?
- It's the morning newspaper.
245
00:17:32,914 --> 00:17:35,667
I know it's the morning newspaper.
What I want explained is...
246
00:17:37,460 --> 00:17:39,576
You mean there's more?
247
00:17:39,879 --> 00:17:42,837
- Possibly in the afternoon newspaper.
- Possibly?
248
00:17:43,174 --> 00:17:44,368
Probably.
249
00:17:44,633 --> 00:17:47,511
I went to lunch at Dundee's today,
and I met Kovack again.
250
00:17:48,428 --> 00:17:50,578
And he dumped you
right on the seat of your pants...
251
00:17:50,889 --> 00:17:52,845
...in front of a whole roomful
of people.
252
00:17:53,558 --> 00:17:54,707
Not exactly.
253
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:58,552
- There weren't a lot of people around?
- The bar was jammed.
254
00:17:58,896 --> 00:18:00,488
There were reporters
and photographers.
255
00:18:00,773 --> 00:18:02,684
- They took a lot of pictures.
- Of what?
256
00:18:02,983 --> 00:18:05,816
Of me dumping Kovack
on the seat of his pants.
257
00:18:09,281 --> 00:18:11,158
You don't believe me.
258
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:13,808
Frankly, no.
259
00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:17,755
Darrin, remember when
we used to skip lunch...
260
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,674
...and work out together in the gym
on Tuesdays and Thursdays?
261
00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:24,036
Yeah. You were on a health kick.
You developed a potbelly and...
262
00:18:24,378 --> 00:18:26,255
Never mind about my potbelly.
The point is...
263
00:18:26,546 --> 00:18:29,344
...we used to put on the gloves
and spar every now and then.
264
00:18:29,674 --> 00:18:32,791
Sure, I remember, Larry. We used
to kid around a lot in those days.
265
00:18:33,135 --> 00:18:37,094
Well, I had the impression then that
I could take you any time I wanted to...
266
00:18:37,473 --> 00:18:39,987
...if we ever tried to mix seriously.
267
00:18:42,894 --> 00:18:44,930
Sure you could, Larry.
268
00:18:45,230 --> 00:18:47,539
Well, there's a clause in my contract
where it says...
269
00:18:47,857 --> 00:18:51,167
...I am not allowed to beat up on
my boss on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
270
00:18:53,028 --> 00:18:55,701
Fact is, I still think I can take you.
271
00:18:57,157 --> 00:18:59,717
Talk about a case
of arrested development.
272
00:19:00,035 --> 00:19:02,595
Where you going, chicken?
273
00:19:03,663 --> 00:19:04,891
To a saloon.
274
00:19:05,164 --> 00:19:07,678
You meet a much more intelligent
class of people in bars...
275
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,594
...than you do
in advertising agencies.
276
00:19:13,672 --> 00:19:15,151
Potbelly!
277
00:19:21,096 --> 00:19:22,814
Thanks, Harry.
278
00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:31,419
We meet again.
279
00:19:33,774 --> 00:19:36,163
Darrin Stephens, right?
280
00:19:36,485 --> 00:19:38,316
No, I just look like him.
281
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:43,366
Actually, I'm Elroy Aspinwall,
the well-known professional fly-caster.
282
00:19:44,325 --> 00:19:46,964
Look,
you can't keep running forever.
283
00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:49,641
Why don't you and me
just step outside...
284
00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:52,628
...and we'll see how tough
you really are.
285
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:56,560
Okay. Why don't you go out
the back way and wait in the alley?
286
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:59,593
I'll be along
as soon as I finish my drink.
287
00:20:09,931 --> 00:20:12,286
- Oh, I beg your pardon.
- That's okay.
288
00:20:12,601 --> 00:20:15,593
Hey, aren't you the guy
that KO'd Kovack?
289
00:20:16,521 --> 00:20:18,637
Look, I just came in
for a nice, quiet drink.
290
00:20:18,940 --> 00:20:21,295
I've been wanting to meet you.
291
00:20:21,609 --> 00:20:23,008
You really creamed him, huh?
292
00:20:23,277 --> 00:20:25,268
That thing with Kovack
was an accident.
293
00:20:25,571 --> 00:20:27,482
An accident? Twice?
294
00:20:27,781 --> 00:20:30,853
- Yes, twice. Now, if you don't mind, I...
- Not so fast.
295
00:20:32,452 --> 00:20:33,601
You know, I don't get it.
296
00:20:33,870 --> 00:20:36,145
You don't look as if you could
knock out my grandmother.
297
00:20:36,914 --> 00:20:39,508
Well, let's just say I was lucky,
and forget it.
298
00:20:39,834 --> 00:20:42,587
I guess those stories about Kovack
having a glass jaw are true.
299
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,354
Yeah, that's right, a glass jaw.
300
00:20:45,839 --> 00:20:48,512
Now, do you mind if I sit down
and finish my drink?
301
00:20:48,842 --> 00:20:51,800
Sure. Right after I've tried
a little experiment.
302
00:20:52,136 --> 00:20:53,774
- Experiment?
- Experiment.
303
00:20:54,055 --> 00:20:56,569
I'm the prettiest,
and I've got an iron jaw.
304
00:20:56,891 --> 00:20:59,530
- So bust me one.
- What?
305
00:20:59,852 --> 00:21:02,002
I mean it.
Give me your Sunday punch.
306
00:21:02,312 --> 00:21:04,906
I'll bet you can't even
make me blink.
307
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:08,071
Well, go on.
Give it your best, put it to the test...
308
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:10,596
...and I'll put you to rest.
309
00:21:12,613 --> 00:21:14,012
Now, look...
310
00:21:20,954 --> 00:21:22,387
You laid him right out.
311
00:21:22,664 --> 00:21:25,383
- But it was an accident.
- You know who that is?
312
00:21:25,708 --> 00:21:29,064
No, and, frankly, I don't care
as long as he's not another contender.
313
00:21:30,171 --> 00:21:32,890
That's no contender.
That's Tommy Carter, the champ.
314
00:21:35,509 --> 00:21:41,061
Sam. Sam? Sam, where are you?
Sam, where are you?
315
00:21:42,766 --> 00:21:44,199
Who are you calling for?
316
00:21:45,101 --> 00:21:47,979
She changed herself
into someone else so that...
317
00:21:49,855 --> 00:21:51,004
You!
318
00:21:53,609 --> 00:21:54,883
You're Sam.
319
00:21:56,570 --> 00:21:57,969
That's right.
320
00:21:58,238 --> 00:22:03,358
- Sam, what did you do with Harry?
- Harry? Harry went home.
321
00:22:03,785 --> 00:22:07,255
Sam, I've just about had it.
Now, I'm warning you.
322
00:22:07,705 --> 00:22:11,015
When we were married, didn't you
promise to love, honour and obey?
323
00:22:11,834 --> 00:22:13,267
Me?
324
00:22:15,212 --> 00:22:18,363
Do you want to be my wife,
or don't you?
325
00:22:20,008 --> 00:22:22,044
Anything you say, mister.
326
00:22:22,343 --> 00:22:24,095
Only, wouldn't you be
just as happy...
327
00:22:24,387 --> 00:22:26,742
...if instead we got to be
very good friends?
328
00:22:36,815 --> 00:22:38,373
Here we go again.
329
00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:41,118
I'm making the front page
more often than the astronauts.
330
00:22:41,444 --> 00:22:42,877
There you are, darling.
331
00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:46,544
I swear to you, I came straight home
after I left your office...
332
00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:48,818
...and I haven't been
out of the house since.
333
00:22:49,117 --> 00:22:50,436
Then you kept your promise.
334
00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:52,882
I should've known you would.
335
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:54,312
You've got to promise me...
336
00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:56,811
...you'll stop getting in fights
with world champions.
337
00:22:57,125 --> 00:23:01,641
Honey, I didn't fight him, I fell on him.
My feet got all tangled up.
338
00:23:02,046 --> 00:23:03,798
A likely story, tiger.
339
00:23:04,590 --> 00:23:06,182
I will promise you one thing.
340
00:23:06,842 --> 00:23:08,116
That was my last bout.
341
00:23:08,385 --> 00:23:10,819
Then you're gonna retire, undefeated,
as champion?
342
00:23:11,137 --> 00:23:12,968
Depend on it.
343
00:23:15,308 --> 00:23:17,185
I'll drink to that.
344
00:23:25,942 --> 00:23:28,775
- Hi.
- I should've known it'd be you.
345
00:23:29,112 --> 00:23:31,228
Darrin, I didn't come here
to exchange insults.
346
00:23:31,531 --> 00:23:33,999
You just want me to knock a chip
off your shoulder.
347
00:23:34,325 --> 00:23:37,203
Hi, Sam.
He's all over the papers again.
348
00:23:37,536 --> 00:23:40,175
Tommy Carter came up to the office
looking for you, champ.
349
00:23:40,497 --> 00:23:42,488
- Oh, no.
- It's all right.
350
00:23:42,791 --> 00:23:45,021
- I straightened out everything.
- You did?
351
00:23:45,335 --> 00:23:46,893
You did?
352
00:23:47,170 --> 00:23:49,604
Larry, you're a good man.
353
00:23:49,922 --> 00:23:52,880
- The fact is, he's now working for us.
- For the agency?
354
00:23:53,217 --> 00:23:55,731
Well, not exactly.
But he's agreed to appear...
355
00:23:56,053 --> 00:24:00,569
...at the Advertising Club's annual
charity ball. How about that, huh?
356
00:24:00,974 --> 00:24:03,169
Larry, I've said it once,
and I'll say it again...
357
00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:05,353
...you are the greatest salesman
in the world.
358
00:24:05,645 --> 00:24:07,124
What's he gonna do,
say a few words?
359
00:24:07,397 --> 00:24:08,546
Oh, better than that.
360
00:24:08,815 --> 00:24:12,888
He's gonna box four rounds
with an opponent of his choice.
361
00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:16,136
With an opponent of his choice?
362
00:24:17,823 --> 00:24:19,461
Larry, you didn't.
363
00:24:20,158 --> 00:24:21,830
It was the only way
I could get him, Sam.
364
00:24:22,452 --> 00:24:23,851
Oh, great.
365
00:24:24,662 --> 00:24:27,335
Don't worry, darling.
Everything is gonna be all right.
366
00:24:27,665 --> 00:24:30,304
- It will?
- Sure.
367
00:24:30,626 --> 00:24:33,777
I'll be in your corner.
Together, we'll be unbeatable.
368
00:24:33,827 --> 00:24:38,377
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