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Sam.
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The baby is crying.
She probably wants her bottle.
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Okay, I'll be a good father
and get it myself.
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Darrin, the baby is crying.
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She had me up and down
all night long.
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So would you mind if just this once
I gave her her bottle by...?
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You wouldn't? Thanks.
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Samantha. Samantha, wake up.
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Samantha!
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What's wrong?
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I now have positive proof that
our baby is a full-blooded witch.
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Bye-bye, sweetheart.
Your old man has to go to work.
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Darrin.
You haven't apologized to her...
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...for accusing her of
being a full-blooded witch.
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Now, you know that's impossible.
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Why? Her mother is a witch.
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But you're not. You're a mortal.
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So the most she can be
is a half-blooded witch.
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You're right. I apologize.
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- Good morning.
- Oh, hello.
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Excuse us for barging in, but we want
to give the baby a present.
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In honour of being born.
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Oh, Mr. And Mrs. Kravitz,
you shouldn't have.
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You see, Gladys? Just because
they sent an announcement...
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...didn't mean we had to.
- Oh, Abner, stop kidding.
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- He's just kidding.
- Well, come right on in.
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Darrin, the Kravitzes brought
Tabatha a present.
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Mr. And Mrs. Kravitz,
you shouldn't have.
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Oh, don't be silly.
It was our pleasure.
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Oh, is so pretty. You are so pretty.
You're the prettiest little girl.
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You're getting prettier every day.
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Gladys, please, no baby talk.
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It upsets my stomach
worse than her cooking.
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Tell them about the gift, Gladys.
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Well, we got,
in the baby's very own name...
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...one share of stock
in Kapoopsie Woolens.
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Oh, that's wonderful.
Darrin, isn't that wonderful?
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It certainly is.
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What's Kapoopsie Woolens?
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It's not Kapoopsie. It's Poughkeepsie,
as in the city of the same name.
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Poughkeepsie, New York.
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And in those 20 years, the price
of the stock never went down. Or up.
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That's what makes it
a sound investment.
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Thank you, from both of us.
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From all three of us.
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You're entirely welcome.
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We bought it through
my cousin Julius.
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If you ever need a good stockbroker,
I recommend him.
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His name is Cushman.
Julius Cushman.
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As a matter of fact, I just happen
to have one of his cards.
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"One share of common stock.
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Stockholder's name:
Tabatha Stephens."
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Well, Tabatha,
you're a Wall Street tycoon.
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- I don't believe it.
- What's the matter, Julius?
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A stock that hasn't moved
in 20 years just went up six points.
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- What's the name of it?
- Poughkeepsie Woolens.
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Samantha. Honey.
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Hi, sweetheart.
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Hi, darling. Where's Tabatha?
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She's upstairs.
I was just gonna take up her laundry.
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I'll go with you. As soon as
I tell you what happened.
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- At the office?
- No. On Wall Street.
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Poughkeepsie Woolens,
which opened at $9 per share...
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...closed at $15 per share.
In other words, it leaped $6.
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How about that.
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- I bet Tabatha brought it luck.
- That's one way of putting it.
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There's another?
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Sam, being a devoted mother...
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...did you use a little witchcraft
to put in the fix?
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I most certainly did not.
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- That would be highly unethical.
- Okay. I'm sorry.
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But how do you explain
that after 20 years...
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...this stock suddenly jumps?
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Easy.
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After 20 years,
it was probably overdue.
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Honey, that isn't the way
the stock market works.
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Now the value of these stocks
depends...
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Hold everything.
What about your mother?
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What about my mother what?
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Maybe she used a little witchcraft
to feather her granddaughter's nest.
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Being highly unethical
wouldn't stop her.
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Darrin, be logical.
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If Mother wanted to feather
her granddaughter's nest...
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...she would not tamper with stocks.
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She'd merely whip up
a couple of million dollars cash.
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You're right.
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So it wasn't either one of you.
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Come on, let's go see the baby.
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Hi, sweetheart.
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Hi, my darling.
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You know what? Congratulations.
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Your stock went up six points.
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Sam, did you see that? She smiled.
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Yes. She probably has a little gas.
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No, honey. She understood me.
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I told her her stock went up six points,
and she expressed satisfaction.
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How can she possibly understand?
She's just a baby.
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She is not just a baby.
She's your baby.
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Maybe Tabatha did it herself.
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Maybe she used her own powers
to influence the stock market.
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Darling, we aren't even sure
she has any powers.
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We're not sure that she hasn't.
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- There's only one way to find out.
- How?
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We'll conduct an experiment.
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What kind of experiment?
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We'll buy a second share of stock,
see what happens to it.
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And we'll make it very scientific.
We'll let her pick the stock.
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Darling, Tabatha can't read.
She's not old enough.
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Just a minute. Pick a stock.
Pick a stock.
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Pick a stock, darling.
Pick a stock.
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But she can point.
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That's not pointing.
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That's playing with the newspaper.
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"Nelson Aerodynamics."
Closed at $12.
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I'll buy her one share tomorrow.
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Sweetheart.
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Don't you think it's a little silly
to throw away $12 on something silly?
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No, honey. We have to find out
if she is or if she isn't.
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- This is the only way.
- There's another way.
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- What way?
- Wait a year and ask her.
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I'll place the order tomorrow
through Mrs. Kravitz's cousin.
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Frank.
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Are you familiar with a dog on the
market called Nelson Aerodynamics?
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And how. It's a real nothing.
Don't tell me you bought it.
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Yep.
For my cousin's neighbour's baby.
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And it just went up five points.
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Samantha. Samantha!
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Oh, I'll be right out.
I'm just heating Tabatha's bottle.
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Don't you look at me so innocently.
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Now, I know you don't know
any better.
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But you cannot tamper
with the American economy.
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I realize it's not your fault,
and I'm not blaming you.
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But it's got to stop.
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Now, this is very serious,
and it's very complicated.
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So I want you to listen closely.
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When the stocks act strangely,
the public panics.
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And that causes disasters
like the big crash in 1929.
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You wouldn't want to
throw your country...
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...into another depression,
would you?
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I don't believe it.
I simply don't believe it.
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A grown man giving a lecture
on the stock market to a tiny baby.
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Sam, this tiny baby made herself
$10 and a half in one day.
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Nelson Aerodynamics
closed at 22 and one-half.
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It did?
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What are you so happy about?
That means the experiment worked.
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- It did?
- Yes, it did.
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That proves that our baby
not only has powers...
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...but she uses them
for her own selfish personal profit.
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Darrin, maybe...
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I know, Sam, it's not her fault.
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But somehow she's got to develop
a sense of responsibility.
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She's a tiny baby.
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I know, that's what makes it
so tough.
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Somehow I've got to make her
realize...
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...the significance
of the national economy.
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Oh, my stars.
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Oh, Tabatha. Isn't Daddy funny?
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He thinks you've been wheeling
and dealing in the stock market.
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How about that.
You, a sweet, adorable baby.
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And if you have, be a good girl
and cut it out, huh?
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Hello.
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Good morning, Gladys. Julius.
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Listen, I was surprised to hear
that Poughkeepsie went up too.
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I'll tell you why I phoned.
Your neighbour Mr. Stephens...
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...must have some hot
inside information on the market.
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Yesterday, he bought a stock that went
up 10 and a half points in one day.
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So if you wanna gamble...
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...I suggest you get him
to give you a few tips.
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Why, thank you, Julius. We'll do that.
Thank you for calling.
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Listen, give my love
to Henrietta and the parakeets.
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- Goodbye.
- Bye.
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- Who called?
- My cousin Julius.
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Abner, if we play our cards right,
we can get rich.
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Did Poughkeepsie go up again?
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No. We're gonna sell that stock.
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And we're gonna buy
what Mr. Stephens tells us.
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Julius says he must have
some hot inside information.
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- Gladys.
- Come on. Let's go talk to him.
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Gladys, if I say I refuse to discuss
the subject further, let's drop it...
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...what would you do?
- I would nag you so unmercifully...
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...you'd think
I never nagged you before.
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That's what I thought. Let's go.
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All right, Tabatha.
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I'm gonna take your diapers upstairs,
and then it's time for your bath.
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He probably left for work. Don't ring
the bell until I see if his car is here.
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Oh, okay.
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You want your new dolly to come too?
I bet you do.
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All right. As long as
I only have two hands.
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The garage is empty.
Let's go home and forget it.
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Abner.
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I'll take a wild guess.
You saw something so peculiar...
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...it exceeds the boundaries
of man's imagination.
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Yes. I saw the Stephens' baby fly.
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That's terrific. Most kids her age
can't even walk.
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Oh, Abner, why won't you ever
believe me?
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Gladys, where did
the Stephens' baby fly to?
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Upstairs. Toward her room.
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She's probably made
a three-point landing right in her crib.
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Good morning.
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- Good morning.
- You're holding the baby in your arms.
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Oh, I do that a lot.
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Gladys thought the baby
would be in her room.
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Oh, she's en route to get her bath.
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Would you mind letting us
come up and watch?
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Well, it's not that spectacular,
you know.
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Maybe not to you, but it would
brighten up our drab lives.
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Well, to tell you the truth,
I'm still a little nervous.
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I'm only a novice, and I'm not sure
I'm ready for an audience yet.
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That's okay. We're easy to please.
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Okay. Just remember
I'm still a beginner.
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Abner, since when do you like
to watch babies take baths?
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Not babies, Gladys. Baby.
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I wanna show you
there's only one, a non-flier.
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Oh, thank you.
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There you go.
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Now, you just relax.
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The trick to bathing a baby
is to get everything ready in advance.
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My cousin says that Mr. Stephens
bought a stock...
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...that went up 10 and a half points
in one day.
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- Ten and a half points?
- In one day.
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Oh, beginner's luck.
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How did Mr. Stephens
pick that stock out?
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Oh, just a hunch, I guess.
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Maybe Tabatha gave him a tip on it.
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I forgot the soap. Excuse me.
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Gladys, what are you doing?
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What's it look like I'm doing?
I'm snooping.
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Abner.
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Here's today's paper,
folded at the financial page.
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So what?
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Abner, how can you be so dense?
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Didn't you hear her say that the baby
gave him a tip?
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And then we find the paper
in the nursery.
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Don't you see?
Like mother like daughter.
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Gladys, can you be more specific?
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Well, it's obvious.
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Tabatha made that stock go up
10 and a half points by voodoo.
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And she did the same thing
for Kapoopsie Woolens.
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00:17:12,654 --> 00:17:16,363
Gladys, for the last time,
it's not Kapoopsie. It's Poughkeepsie.
240
00:17:18,957 --> 00:17:22,586
Alrighty. Now, all we need
is the water.
241
00:17:30,185 --> 00:17:31,664
She wants the paper.
242
00:17:35,653 --> 00:17:38,486
Just like kids. They wanna play
with everything but their toys.
243
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:42,181
She's not playing.
She's picking a stock.
244
00:17:43,876 --> 00:17:46,231
"East South Dakota Petroleum."
245
00:17:46,547 --> 00:17:49,698
She's telling us to buy
East South Dakota Petroleum.
246
00:17:50,054 --> 00:17:52,090
That's funny.
I didn't hear her say a word.
247
00:17:52,391 --> 00:17:54,461
Don't you see? She's bribing us.
248
00:17:54,770 --> 00:17:57,967
She's telling us,
"Aunt Gladys and Uncle Abner...
249
00:17:58,318 --> 00:18:01,310
...if you'll keep my secret,
I'll make you rich."
250
00:18:01,657 --> 00:18:03,773
You don't have to make us rich.
251
00:18:04,078 --> 00:18:06,638
We'll keep your secret
if you keep ours.
252
00:18:06,958 --> 00:18:09,631
- What's our secret?
- Aunt Gladys is sick in the head...
253
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,398
...and needs a thorough
psychiatric examination...
254
00:18:12,719 --> 00:18:16,314
...which Uncle Abner
is now going home to arrange.
255
00:18:16,684 --> 00:18:17,958
Abner, wait!
256
00:18:28,997 --> 00:18:31,431
Well, that was close.
257
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:36,496
Abner. Wait till I tell you
what Mrs. Stephens did to the water.
258
00:18:42,271 --> 00:18:44,944
I just got home and saw the sign.
259
00:18:45,276 --> 00:18:47,915
- "Room for rent"?
- Out of necessity.
260
00:18:48,448 --> 00:18:50,803
This morning, we sold
our Poughkeepsie Woolens...
261
00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:54,317
...and invested all our money
in East South Dakota Petroleum.
262
00:18:54,668 --> 00:18:57,136
By this afternoon,
it had dropped 21 points.
263
00:18:57,464 --> 00:18:59,455
- Oh, no.
- Oh, yes.
264
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,512
And you haven't heard
the worst part.
265
00:19:01,805 --> 00:19:03,602
My wife says she invested
in the stock...
266
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:06,281
...because she got a magic message
from your daughter.
267
00:19:06,606 --> 00:19:07,755
Pathetic, isn't it?
268
00:19:18,502 --> 00:19:21,221
Darrin, don't yell.
You'll wake up the baby.
269
00:19:21,549 --> 00:19:23,380
How can she sleep?
270
00:19:23,677 --> 00:19:27,226
She just destroyed the life savings
of a sweet, middle-aged couple.
271
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:29,398
You're not making any sense.
272
00:19:29,980 --> 00:19:33,655
Gladys got a tip from Tabatha,
and the stock went down.
273
00:19:34,029 --> 00:19:36,748
- That proves one thing.
- What?
274
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:40,193
If Tabatha gave Mrs. Kravitz
a tip on the stock market...
275
00:19:40,541 --> 00:19:42,213
...which you believe she did
and I don't...
276
00:19:42,502 --> 00:19:44,220
...Tabatha would've
used her powers...
277
00:19:44,506 --> 00:19:46,224
...which you believe she has
and I don't...
278
00:19:46,509 --> 00:19:48,864
...to make the stock go up,
not down...
279
00:19:49,181 --> 00:19:53,299
...as she did before, which you believe
she did and I don't.
280
00:19:53,772 --> 00:19:56,081
- Not necessarily.
- Why not?
281
00:19:56,402 --> 00:19:59,075
The stock wasn't purchased
in her name.
282
00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:00,969
Really.
283
00:20:05,376 --> 00:20:07,685
What are you doing,
reporting her to the SEC?
284
00:20:08,089 --> 00:20:11,718
I am ordering her one share
of East South Dakota Petroleum...
285
00:20:12,096 --> 00:20:15,566
...so tomorrow when it rises,
it takes the Kravitzes off the hook.
286
00:20:16,688 --> 00:20:19,486
May I speak to Mr. Julius Cushman,
please?
287
00:20:20,570 --> 00:20:22,049
Mr. Cushman, Darrin Stephens.
288
00:20:22,323 --> 00:20:25,440
Please give me the closing price
on East South Dakota Petroleum.
289
00:20:25,787 --> 00:20:28,665
With pleasure. After a severe,
early afternoon dip...
290
00:20:29,001 --> 00:20:31,561
...East South Dak Pet rallied
to close where it opened...
291
00:20:31,881 --> 00:20:33,473
...at $30 per share.
292
00:20:33,885 --> 00:20:35,113
You're kidding.
293
00:20:36,264 --> 00:20:38,220
How come?
294
00:20:39,144 --> 00:20:40,463
I see.
295
00:20:40,730 --> 00:20:42,129
Who told you?
296
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,391
Our research department.
While I was at it...
297
00:20:44,696 --> 00:20:46,175
...I had them tell me what happened...
298
00:20:46,449 --> 00:20:48,519
...with Poughkeepsie Woolen and
Nelson Aero.
299
00:20:48,828 --> 00:20:51,661
Oh, what...? What did happen?
300
00:21:01,141 --> 00:21:05,498
I see. Well, that's very interesting,
Mr. Cushman.
301
00:21:06,192 --> 00:21:11,061
No, no. I think I'll just play it cool.
Oh, thank you.
302
00:21:11,952 --> 00:21:13,704
What is interesting?
303
00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:18,879
Well, East South Dakota Petroleum
bounced back...
304
00:21:19,257 --> 00:21:22,374
...so tomorrow the Kravitzes
can sell and break even.
305
00:21:22,721 --> 00:21:24,359
What made it bounce back?
306
00:21:24,641 --> 00:21:26,836
You wouldn't understand, honey.
It's very dull.
307
00:21:27,146 --> 00:21:30,502
I think I'd find it fascinating.
What happened?
308
00:21:32,447 --> 00:21:33,675
Well, the earlier dip...
309
00:21:33,949 --> 00:21:39,103
...was caused by a rumour
that a new oil well failed to strike oil.
310
00:21:39,543 --> 00:21:42,774
Well, they found out the rumour
wasn't true. It just bounced back up.
311
00:21:45,011 --> 00:21:46,763
How about Poughkeepsie Woolens?
312
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:48,978
Honey, how about a martini?
313
00:21:49,268 --> 00:21:52,499
How about letting Tabatha
off the hook?
314
00:21:53,275 --> 00:21:55,709
Okay. Poughkeepsie Woolens
bounced back...
315
00:21:56,030 --> 00:21:58,464
...because of the discovery
of a new synthetic fabric.
316
00:22:01,832 --> 00:22:05,950
And how about
Nelson Aerodynamics?
317
00:22:06,340 --> 00:22:08,012
There's no way I can get out of this?
318
00:22:08,302 --> 00:22:09,860
Nope.
319
00:22:10,180 --> 00:22:11,579
Nelson Aerodynamics went up...
320
00:22:11,850 --> 00:22:13,761
...because they got
a government contract.
321
00:22:14,062 --> 00:22:17,293
There were three logical reasons
for the way the stocks acted.
322
00:22:17,652 --> 00:22:21,850
- Tabatha had nothing to do with it?
- You could say that. Yes.
323
00:22:22,368 --> 00:22:26,043
I did. Now you can make me
that martini.
324
00:22:30,007 --> 00:22:31,565
Sam, I just had a terrible thought.
325
00:22:32,219 --> 00:22:33,493
What?
326
00:22:33,763 --> 00:22:36,277
Supposing it appeared
that there were logical reasons...
327
00:22:36,602 --> 00:22:38,399
...for the stocks bouncing around.
328
00:22:38,689 --> 00:22:40,759
- Supposing she knew they'd strike oil.
- Darrin.
329
00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:42,899
She knew they'd discover
a new synthetic.
330
00:22:43,197 --> 00:22:45,950
- You can't blame me for wondering.
- Lf you don't stop this...
331
00:22:46,285 --> 00:22:48,241
...do you know what's gonna happen?
- What?
332
00:22:48,539 --> 00:22:50,689
You're gonna turn into
another Gladys Kravitz.
333
00:22:51,086 --> 00:22:52,883
You just cured me.
334
00:22:57,138 --> 00:22:58,366
Thanks.
335
00:23:03,107 --> 00:23:06,782
Alrighty, madam,
let's see what we can do here.
336
00:23:08,700 --> 00:23:12,170
- Good morning, ladies.
- Oh, good morning, Da-da.
337
00:23:12,916 --> 00:23:15,714
Oh, it sure is nice sleeping in late
on Sunday, right?
338
00:23:16,046 --> 00:23:19,322
Oh, well, we ladies wouldn't know.
We were up at 6:00.
339
00:23:25,605 --> 00:23:27,277
Sam.
340
00:23:28,026 --> 00:23:29,744
Is Tabatha up to her old tricks again?
341
00:23:30,906 --> 00:23:33,215
Hardly. This is yesterday's
sports page.
342
00:23:33,536 --> 00:23:35,492
I'm using it to line
the wastepaper basket.
343
00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:39,100
Yeah, honey, but she put her finger
on the entries at Aqueduct.
344
00:23:39,463 --> 00:23:43,900
On a horse in the first race
named Princess Jennie.
345
00:23:44,305 --> 00:23:46,773
Darrin, you're not gonna start
that again.
346
00:23:47,101 --> 00:23:50,980
Well, as long as it was yesterday's
paper, let's just take a look and see.
347
00:23:54,656 --> 00:24:00,014
First race at Aqueduct
was won by Dirty Arnold...
348
00:24:00,458 --> 00:24:02,449
...beating Princess Jennie
in a photo finish.
349
00:24:02,754 --> 00:24:05,826
- There, you see?
- I see.
350
00:24:06,803 --> 00:24:10,159
Unless Princess Jennie didn't win
because she didn't have a bet on it.
351
00:24:10,518 --> 00:24:13,316
Darrin, will you please...?
Will you please...?
352
00:24:13,648 --> 00:24:15,206
Yes, Sam. Will I please what?
353
00:24:16,403 --> 00:24:20,521
Will you please hold Tabatha
while I finish lining the wastebasket?
354
00:24:26,922 --> 00:24:28,275
Who do you like in the fourth?
355
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:29,915
Darrin.
356
00:24:29,965 --> 00:24:34,515
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