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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,234 --> 00:00:05,768 (RODNEY AND SAM GRUNTING) 2 00:00:05,804 --> 00:00:08,004 (LAUGHS) 3 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:10,340 (BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY) 4 00:00:10,375 --> 00:00:13,309 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 5 00:00:13,345 --> 00:00:15,478 Oh, wow. 6 00:00:15,513 --> 00:00:19,015 Holy shit! Whoo-hoo! 7 00:00:19,050 --> 00:00:20,950 (PANTING) 8 00:00:24,990 --> 00:00:26,689 Did you? 9 00:00:26,725 --> 00:00:27,957 What? 10 00:00:27,993 --> 00:00:31,294 Did you? Did you... have an orgasm? 11 00:00:31,329 --> 00:00:33,062 Oh. Oh. 12 00:00:33,098 --> 00:00:36,165 Oh, that... doesn't matter. 13 00:00:36,201 --> 00:00:39,135 Well, it matters to me. 14 00:00:39,170 --> 00:00:40,334 What? 15 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:43,361 I'd like to know that I've satisfied you. 16 00:00:43,371 --> 00:00:44,820 Oh. 17 00:00:44,830 --> 00:00:47,143 (SIGHS) That's okay. 18 00:00:47,178 --> 00:00:49,074 - It's important to me. - Well, 19 00:00:49,084 --> 00:00:51,308 here is a little way you can look at it. 20 00:00:51,318 --> 00:00:54,584 If you ask a woman, "Did you come?" 21 00:00:54,619 --> 00:00:57,186 and her answer is, "It doesn't matter," 22 00:00:57,222 --> 00:00:58,921 what do you think? 23 00:00:58,957 --> 00:01:00,089 Oh. 24 00:01:01,318 --> 00:01:02,692 Come on. 25 00:01:02,727 --> 00:01:04,327 We got to go to the thing. 26 00:01:04,362 --> 00:01:05,362 (GRUNTS) 27 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:07,764 Get dressed. 28 00:01:09,599 --> 00:01:11,701 Oh, I'm so hungry. 29 00:01:11,736 --> 00:01:12,736 Hungry. 30 00:01:14,550 --> 00:01:17,279 ? Mother ? 31 00:01:17,289 --> 00:01:19,967 ? You had me ? 32 00:01:20,491 --> 00:01:24,547 ? But I never had you ? 33 00:01:28,988 --> 00:01:32,522 ? I wanted you ? 34 00:01:35,212 --> 00:01:38,863 ? You didn't want me. ? 35 00:01:39,671 --> 00:01:42,050 - Synced and corrected by AngMeng - - www.addic7ed.com - 36 00:01:43,292 --> 00:01:45,735 Does this plug in, so I can play mine? 37 00:01:51,321 --> 00:01:52,975 Why do you always do that? 38 00:01:53,011 --> 00:01:55,044 What? 39 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:56,546 I like music. 40 00:01:56,767 --> 00:01:57,980 (SCOFFS) 41 00:01:58,016 --> 00:02:00,523 I like yours, too, but I'm not... 42 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:02,552 I don't. 43 00:02:02,587 --> 00:02:05,788 I mean you always want to have sex 44 00:02:05,824 --> 00:02:08,157 before we go out. 45 00:02:10,548 --> 00:02:12,562 (SCOFFS) You didn't want to? 46 00:02:12,597 --> 00:02:14,278 It's not that. 47 00:02:14,288 --> 00:02:15,620 We had to hurry. 48 00:02:16,434 --> 00:02:18,643 The thing starts soon. 49 00:02:18,653 --> 00:02:21,170 It's not... you've just... you always do that. 50 00:02:21,206 --> 00:02:24,140 You always say, "Let's have sex," 51 00:02:24,175 --> 00:02:26,229 before we go places. 52 00:02:28,339 --> 00:02:29,679 What... 53 00:02:29,714 --> 00:02:31,586 What's the question? 54 00:02:32,499 --> 00:02:34,763 Why do you always do that? 55 00:02:34,773 --> 00:02:36,225 Oh... 56 00:02:38,656 --> 00:02:40,130 Because... 57 00:02:41,659 --> 00:02:43,259 You know what happens? 58 00:02:43,294 --> 00:02:46,329 I just... I want to get it out of the way. 59 00:02:46,364 --> 00:02:48,228 (QUIETLY) Yeah. 60 00:02:48,238 --> 00:02:49,844 Out of the way? 61 00:02:49,854 --> 00:02:52,268 Yeah. Yeah, I figure if we... 62 00:02:52,303 --> 00:02:55,438 if we do it, then we can just go out after. 63 00:02:57,003 --> 00:02:58,808 Why, though? 64 00:03:01,163 --> 00:03:05,240 Because, after, I just want to go home and... 65 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:07,950 and I figure if I fuck you now, 66 00:03:07,986 --> 00:03:09,719 then you're not gonna want me to come over 67 00:03:09,754 --> 00:03:11,821 and do a whole thing, or you're not gonna want 68 00:03:11,856 --> 00:03:13,122 to come in my house. 69 00:03:13,158 --> 00:03:16,817 And this just gets it out of the way, and then... 70 00:03:16,827 --> 00:03:19,924 everybody can just go home. 71 00:03:26,419 --> 00:03:30,840 So sex with me is like a chore to you? 72 00:03:35,723 --> 00:03:38,181 Do you enjoy having sex with me? 73 00:03:38,216 --> 00:03:39,916 Oh, my God. 74 00:03:39,951 --> 00:03:41,884 Please don't ask questions like that. 75 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:44,361 Why do you ask questions like that? 76 00:03:44,371 --> 00:03:47,523 There are no good answers. 77 00:03:47,559 --> 00:03:50,315 The only answers to questions like that are lies and bad news. 78 00:03:52,130 --> 00:03:53,829 Oh. 79 00:03:55,466 --> 00:03:57,733 And Bing Crosby is in his living room 80 00:03:57,769 --> 00:03:59,168 and David Bowie walks in, 81 00:03:59,204 --> 00:04:00,903 and they start singing "Little Drummer Boy." 82 00:04:00,939 --> 00:04:02,605 - Do you remember that? - Yes, amazing. 83 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:05,274 - I love it. - I-I never saw that. 84 00:04:05,310 --> 00:04:07,577 David Bowie and Bill Cosby? 85 00:04:07,612 --> 00:04:09,378 Bing Crosby. 86 00:04:09,414 --> 00:04:11,716 (LAUGHS) What? No... 87 00:04:11,726 --> 00:04:13,906 (LAUGHTER) Oh, I am so sorry. 88 00:04:13,916 --> 00:04:15,451 That's okay. 89 00:04:15,486 --> 00:04:17,286 - That would have been different - You're young. 90 00:04:17,322 --> 00:04:20,022 If Bill Cosby sang with David Bowie. 91 00:04:20,058 --> 00:04:22,258 (CHUCKLES) 92 00:04:22,293 --> 00:04:24,594 So, do you guys have kids? 93 00:04:24,629 --> 00:04:26,338 - No, no. - Yeah. No 94 00:04:26,348 --> 00:04:27,729 Don't do that. 95 00:04:28,233 --> 00:04:30,299 Yeah, well, this is a strange time 96 00:04:30,335 --> 00:04:33,035 to bring a child into the world, isn't? 97 00:04:33,071 --> 00:04:34,870 Well, we-we like to travel. 98 00:04:34,906 --> 00:04:36,706 That's our thing, so kids... 99 00:04:36,741 --> 00:04:38,140 - Yeah. - They put a damper on that. 100 00:04:38,176 --> 00:04:39,775 Where do you guys like to travel? 101 00:04:39,811 --> 00:04:41,611 Oh, well, this weekend, we're shooting up to Mammoth. 102 00:04:41,646 --> 00:04:43,045 You guys should totally come with us. 103 00:04:43,081 --> 00:04:44,630 We're renting a sweet little house. 104 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:45,915 Oh, us? 105 00:04:45,950 --> 00:04:49,177 Oh, no, we're not together. 106 00:04:50,519 --> 00:04:51,885 You're not? 107 00:04:51,895 --> 00:04:53,317 Nope. 108 00:04:54,933 --> 00:04:56,579 We're not a thing. 109 00:04:58,763 --> 00:05:01,163 But that's so cool. Is that your wedding ring? 110 00:05:01,199 --> 00:05:02,624 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 111 00:05:03,664 --> 00:05:04,911 Hey. 112 00:05:04,921 --> 00:05:06,302 Hey. 113 00:05:06,337 --> 00:05:07,903 Good night. 114 00:05:08,572 --> 00:05:09,605 Good night? 115 00:05:09,641 --> 00:05:11,440 What do you mean "good night"? You're my ride home. 116 00:05:11,476 --> 00:05:12,708 No. 117 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:16,512 We're not together, remember? 118 00:05:16,547 --> 00:05:17,980 We're not a thing. 119 00:05:18,016 --> 00:05:20,683 Oh, wait, are you mad? 120 00:05:20,718 --> 00:05:23,619 Why would I drive you home? 121 00:05:23,655 --> 00:05:26,622 Why would I spend one more second with you 122 00:05:26,658 --> 00:05:28,413 the way you've acted towards me? 123 00:05:28,423 --> 00:05:30,593 The way you talk to me, 124 00:05:30,603 --> 00:05:32,194 the lack of respect, 125 00:05:32,230 --> 00:05:33,796 or ever 126 00:05:33,831 --> 00:05:35,831 trying to be nice to me... 127 00:05:35,867 --> 00:05:37,500 Like, I can't even remember 128 00:05:37,535 --> 00:05:40,836 even you saying something nice to me. 129 00:05:40,872 --> 00:05:42,438 Uh, "It doesn't matter." 130 00:05:42,473 --> 00:05:44,507 "We're not a thing." 131 00:05:44,542 --> 00:05:46,442 "I didn't not like having sex with you." 132 00:05:46,477 --> 00:05:48,778 I didn't say that last one. 133 00:05:48,813 --> 00:05:50,446 All you do is hurt people. 134 00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:54,279 Oh, wow. I... Look, I'm... 135 00:05:54,919 --> 00:05:57,653 sorry, but it's just... 136 00:05:57,689 --> 00:05:59,789 I feel like you keep testing me. 137 00:05:59,824 --> 00:06:04,226 Like you demand a certain level of thing from me. 138 00:06:04,262 --> 00:06:08,230 All I ask for is basic consideration. 139 00:06:08,556 --> 00:06:12,656 Like just common courtesy would be nice. 140 00:06:12,666 --> 00:06:16,238 No, I don't think that's accurate at all. 141 00:06:16,274 --> 00:06:19,150 I feel like you demand a whole lot... 142 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:20,343 Too much, frankly, 143 00:06:20,378 --> 00:06:23,045 considering what you bring to the table. 144 00:06:23,081 --> 00:06:24,747 (CHUCKLES) Oh, really? 145 00:06:24,782 --> 00:06:27,149 Yeah. If you want to know the truth, 146 00:06:27,185 --> 00:06:30,353 you need a lot, and you give little. 147 00:06:30,388 --> 00:06:33,083 That is so insulting. 148 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:34,724 Well, that may be true, 149 00:06:34,759 --> 00:06:37,660 but I think you kind of have it coming. 150 00:06:37,695 --> 00:06:39,328 (SCOFFS) You are so mean. 151 00:06:39,364 --> 00:06:41,030 Oh, my God, fine. 152 00:06:41,065 --> 00:06:43,332 Okay, I'm mean. 153 00:06:43,368 --> 00:06:45,927 Jesus Christ, why does everybody have to be 154 00:06:45,937 --> 00:06:48,455 so careful all the time with the man's feelings. 155 00:06:48,465 --> 00:06:50,259 "Ooh, don't hurt the man. 156 00:06:50,269 --> 00:06:52,441 His feelings are so important." 157 00:06:52,477 --> 00:06:54,610 You guys are supposed to be tough. 158 00:06:54,645 --> 00:06:56,554 You're such pussies. 159 00:06:56,564 --> 00:06:58,614 The second a woman 160 00:06:58,649 --> 00:07:00,783 is a tiny bit mean to a man 161 00:07:00,818 --> 00:07:03,791 or even just a tiny bit honest, 162 00:07:03,801 --> 00:07:05,146 she's a bitch. 163 00:07:05,156 --> 00:07:07,415 I don't use that word. Come on. 164 00:07:07,425 --> 00:07:08,557 Well, you should start. 165 00:07:08,593 --> 00:07:10,025 If you curse once in a while, 166 00:07:10,061 --> 00:07:12,384 it might make you a little bit sexy. 167 00:07:12,394 --> 00:07:17,232 You talk like you play fucking first violin at the choir thing. 168 00:07:17,242 --> 00:07:21,481 (LAUGHS) I'm sorry if I'm not the Marlboro Man. 169 00:07:21,491 --> 00:07:23,139 No, you're really not. 170 00:07:23,174 --> 00:07:27,209 And yet, you demand to know, "Did I make you come? 171 00:07:27,245 --> 00:07:28,878 "Do you like me? 172 00:07:28,913 --> 00:07:30,646 Do you like having sex with me?" 173 00:07:30,681 --> 00:07:33,816 Jesus Christ, she is so high maintenance, this one. 174 00:07:33,851 --> 00:07:36,051 I mean, don't ask things 175 00:07:36,087 --> 00:07:38,020 if you don't want to know the real answers. 176 00:07:38,055 --> 00:07:40,022 All I want to know is 177 00:07:40,057 --> 00:07:42,107 what you feel about me. 178 00:07:42,117 --> 00:07:44,685 You want to know how I feel about you? 179 00:07:44,695 --> 00:07:46,325 Boo. 180 00:07:46,335 --> 00:07:47,961 Boo on you. 181 00:07:47,971 --> 00:07:48,998 Bad job. 182 00:07:49,033 --> 00:07:50,299 Bad job. 183 00:07:50,334 --> 00:07:53,402 You're no fun. You're no fun. 184 00:07:53,438 --> 00:07:55,273 Oh, God! 185 00:07:56,201 --> 00:07:59,300 I've hated you since the first minute of our first date, 186 00:07:59,310 --> 00:08:02,945 and I've been dating you for three weeks... 187 00:08:02,980 --> 00:08:04,747 That is how nice I am! 188 00:08:04,782 --> 00:08:06,248 If I had been 189 00:08:06,284 --> 00:08:08,684 really honest, I would've said, "Nope," 190 00:08:08,719 --> 00:08:11,454 the second I met your face. 191 00:08:11,489 --> 00:08:12,988 Look at that! 192 00:08:13,024 --> 00:08:16,158 And yet, how many times have I had sex with you? 193 00:08:16,194 --> 00:08:18,127 Like, ten times! 194 00:08:18,162 --> 00:08:19,762 That is how nice I am! 195 00:08:19,797 --> 00:08:21,330 Do you want to know why? 196 00:08:21,365 --> 00:08:23,833 Because I'm nice! 197 00:08:23,868 --> 00:08:26,035 Because you suck. 198 00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:28,616 And I hang out with you. 199 00:08:28,626 --> 00:08:30,005 (GROANS) 200 00:08:30,041 --> 00:08:31,841 We had sex before we came here, 201 00:08:31,876 --> 00:08:34,276 and now she's like, "Did I satisfy you?" 202 00:08:34,312 --> 00:08:35,678 Did I make you come?" 203 00:08:35,713 --> 00:08:37,012 Oh, my God. 204 00:08:37,048 --> 00:08:40,516 Like, how many ways do I have to take care of this woman? 205 00:08:40,551 --> 00:08:43,747 And now, she's not driving me home. 206 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:45,788 And... I sucked her dick. 207 00:08:45,823 --> 00:08:47,556 Because I wasn't wet, at all. 208 00:08:47,592 --> 00:08:49,458 Otherwise, it wouldn't have gotten in there. 209 00:08:49,494 --> 00:08:53,229 I mean, that's how nice I am. 210 00:08:56,234 --> 00:08:57,900 Thank you. 211 00:08:57,935 --> 00:09:00,703 Oh... well. 212 00:09:00,738 --> 00:09:02,671 (VOICE BREAKING) Thanks so much. 213 00:09:02,707 --> 00:09:04,907 Oh. You're welcome. 214 00:09:04,942 --> 00:09:07,643 I seriously, I should get the Nobel Prize. 215 00:09:07,678 --> 00:09:10,246 - Yeah. You... - Because you are a bummer. 216 00:09:10,281 --> 00:09:12,147 - Thank you. Boo. - Okay. 217 00:09:12,183 --> 00:09:13,883 - Boo on you. - (ENGINE STARTS) 218 00:09:13,918 --> 00:09:15,351 Thank you. 219 00:09:15,386 --> 00:09:16,585 All right. 220 00:09:16,621 --> 00:09:18,087 Bye-bye. 221 00:09:18,122 --> 00:09:19,321 Good night. 222 00:09:19,357 --> 00:09:20,489 That's cool. 223 00:09:20,525 --> 00:09:22,324 I'll get an Uber. 224 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:24,560 Thank God for Uber. 225 00:09:24,595 --> 00:09:28,330 This breakup brought to you by Uber! 226 00:09:28,366 --> 00:09:29,832 Good night! 227 00:09:29,867 --> 00:09:32,268 Good night, baby doll! 228 00:09:32,303 --> 00:09:33,836 (GROANING) 229 00:09:35,395 --> 00:09:36,951 (EXHALES) 230 00:09:37,975 --> 00:09:39,108 (EXHALES) 231 00:09:39,769 --> 00:09:41,041 Dick. 232 00:09:42,323 --> 00:09:45,600 How come we don't have an English accent like Nan? 233 00:09:45,610 --> 00:09:48,044 Well, because we didn't grow up in England, honey. 234 00:09:48,079 --> 00:09:50,927 You get an accent from years of living in a place. 235 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:53,716 Yeah, but Nan's lived here 236 00:09:53,752 --> 00:09:55,418 way longer than she's lived in England, 237 00:09:55,453 --> 00:09:57,053 so how come she has an accent? 238 00:09:57,088 --> 00:10:00,189 (CHUCKLES) Well, that's true, honey, 239 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:03,359 but Nan doesn't always notice where she is. 240 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:05,528 You mean because she's elderly? 241 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:08,131 Yeah, that's part of it. 242 00:10:08,166 --> 00:10:09,799 But, you know, Phil is very... 243 00:10:09,834 --> 00:10:12,402 Do you think she's gonna die soon? 244 00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:14,215 - What? - Is she... 245 00:10:14,664 --> 00:10:15,981 gonna die soon? 246 00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:19,642 Honey, why are you thinking about that? 247 00:10:19,678 --> 00:10:21,878 You don't have to worry about that. 248 00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:24,147 Because she talks about it all the time. 249 00:10:24,182 --> 00:10:26,916 Yesterday, she told me I have to promise I'm gonna miss her. 250 00:10:26,952 --> 00:10:30,119 Jesus, Duke, I'm telling you, 251 00:10:30,155 --> 00:10:32,455 that lady is gonna bury us all. 252 00:10:32,792 --> 00:10:34,824 - Really? - Yes. 253 00:10:34,859 --> 00:10:36,159 I'm telling you right now, 254 00:10:36,194 --> 00:10:38,747 your grandmother will never die. 255 00:10:40,198 --> 00:10:41,698 (SIGHS) 256 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:48,004 Why will you come back? 257 00:10:48,039 --> 00:10:50,473 I told you, honey, it's just two nights. 258 00:10:50,508 --> 00:10:52,442 So Monday after school? 259 00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:55,078 Yeah, on Monday, Unky Jeff is gonna 260 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:56,779 take you and Sorrow to school, 261 00:10:56,815 --> 00:10:59,834 and then I'm gonna pick you up after. Okay? 262 00:11:00,710 --> 00:11:01,710 (KISSES) 263 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:02,986 Gonna be fun. 264 00:11:03,021 --> 00:11:04,921 - Knock, knock. - (DUKE GASPS) 265 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:07,190 SORROW: Come out back! We got a trampoline! 266 00:11:07,225 --> 00:11:08,257 Oh... 267 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:10,193 - Duke! - (GIGGLING) 268 00:11:14,502 --> 00:11:15,644 Well... 269 00:11:15,654 --> 00:11:17,300 Are you good? Come here. 270 00:11:17,555 --> 00:11:19,072 Thanks. 271 00:11:19,581 --> 00:11:20,853 Thanks. 272 00:11:21,197 --> 00:11:22,529 Thanks. 273 00:11:22,768 --> 00:11:24,007 (SIGHS) 274 00:11:24,042 --> 00:11:25,808 So, you okay? 275 00:11:25,844 --> 00:11:27,477 Yeah. I mean, everything's kind of weird 276 00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:29,045 right now, you know. 277 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:33,049 I'm sitting for my kid in Sunny's house, 278 00:11:33,084 --> 00:11:34,884 while she goes off to Santa Barbara 279 00:11:34,919 --> 00:11:36,285 with her new rich boyfriend. 280 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:38,769 That's kind of a kick in the left nut. 281 00:11:38,933 --> 00:11:40,804 - Yeah. - Yeah. 282 00:11:40,814 --> 00:11:42,692 Well, you kind of... 283 00:11:42,727 --> 00:11:44,060 Made my bed? Yeah. 284 00:11:44,095 --> 00:11:45,495 I did. I built it. 285 00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:47,330 And then I made it, and then I pissed in it, 286 00:11:47,365 --> 00:11:50,400 then I took a big, tasty shit in it, 287 00:11:50,435 --> 00:11:52,894 and... now it's mine to sleep in. 288 00:11:52,904 --> 00:11:54,410 - So... - Yep. 289 00:11:54,420 --> 00:11:55,712 - Yeah. - Yeah. 290 00:11:55,722 --> 00:11:56,865 You know what would help? 291 00:11:56,875 --> 00:11:58,186 If everyone didn't hate me so much. 292 00:11:58,196 --> 00:12:00,410 (CLEARS THROAT) I don't hate you. 293 00:12:00,445 --> 00:12:02,645 No, I hated you when you were married to Sunny 294 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,380 because you were hurting her. 295 00:12:04,416 --> 00:12:07,617 And now you're not, so now I just wish you well. 296 00:12:08,753 --> 00:12:10,653 You mean that? 297 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:12,655 Yeah. Yeah, I mean it. 298 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:14,657 And I'm trusting you with my daughter 299 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,893 so I could go visit your ex-wife 300 00:12:16,928 --> 00:12:19,595 at her new rich boyfriend's house in Santa Barbara. 301 00:12:19,631 --> 00:12:20,997 Yeah, yeah. 302 00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:22,404 (CLEARS THROAT) 303 00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:26,602 Seriously, though, buddy, I think this is good. 304 00:12:26,638 --> 00:12:28,271 You can get your shit together. 305 00:12:28,306 --> 00:12:30,106 You got some great in you somewhere. 306 00:12:30,141 --> 00:12:32,275 I... feel like. 307 00:12:33,645 --> 00:12:35,702 Mm, yeah. 308 00:12:35,712 --> 00:12:37,482 Yeah... 309 00:12:38,156 --> 00:12:39,802 I doubt it. 310 00:12:41,319 --> 00:12:43,453 But I understand what you mean. 311 00:12:43,737 --> 00:12:44,913 (SIGHTS) 312 00:12:44,923 --> 00:12:46,625 Rock bottom. 313 00:12:47,759 --> 00:12:49,174 (GROANS) 314 00:12:49,698 --> 00:12:51,224 Feels pretty sweet. 315 00:12:52,286 --> 00:12:54,695 Pretty sweet. 316 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,035 Okay. 317 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:00,436 Sammy, have fun. 318 00:13:00,472 --> 00:13:02,191 - Okay. See you. - All right. 319 00:13:02,201 --> 00:13:03,646 Okay, guys. (CLAPS) 320 00:13:03,656 --> 00:13:05,546 - Let's do this! Here we go. - Okay. 321 00:13:05,556 --> 00:13:07,210 Bye, Mama! I love you! 322 00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:08,411 Bye! 323 00:13:08,446 --> 00:13:10,146 Bye, guys. 324 00:13:10,181 --> 00:13:11,547 All right. 325 00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:13,416 Let's do a little bit of that! 326 00:13:13,451 --> 00:13:14,617 - All right. - Okay. 327 00:13:14,652 --> 00:13:16,135 DUKE: Okay, can you do this? 328 00:13:16,824 --> 00:13:18,654 JEFF: Oh, goodness, no. 329 00:13:21,813 --> 00:13:23,040 SAM: Frankie, 330 00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:26,197 I just need you to stay with Bottle for two days. 331 00:13:26,207 --> 00:13:28,872 Bottles parents don't allow Internet in the house. 332 00:13:28,907 --> 00:13:30,673 So? That's good. 333 00:13:30,709 --> 00:13:33,042 No, Mom, I need the Internet to do my homework. 334 00:13:33,078 --> 00:13:34,110 Frankie, 335 00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:36,012 I hate when you use homework 336 00:13:36,047 --> 00:13:37,947 as an excuse to not do something. 337 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,482 Can't I just stay in our house? 338 00:13:39,518 --> 00:13:40,550 No, miss. 339 00:13:40,585 --> 00:13:42,619 You and your sister gave that up with the party 340 00:13:42,654 --> 00:13:44,954 and the damage you've done to my home. 341 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,110 Thank you so much, Samuel. Love you so much, too. 342 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,570 Oh, you're welcome. 343 00:13:49,235 --> 00:13:50,393 Hi! 344 00:13:50,428 --> 00:13:51,494 WOMEN: Hi! 345 00:13:51,504 --> 00:13:53,229 - Hello, thank you. - Hi. 346 00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:54,664 (WHOOPS) 347 00:13:54,699 --> 00:13:56,332 - Yes, it's so fun. - Welcome aboard. 348 00:13:56,368 --> 00:13:57,667 It's gonna be good. 349 00:13:57,702 --> 00:13:59,602 (QUIET CHATTER) 350 00:14:01,686 --> 00:14:03,573 Ladies, welcome aboard. 351 00:14:03,608 --> 00:14:05,141 Here we go. 352 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,076 (QUIET CHATTER CONTINUES) 353 00:14:08,644 --> 00:14:10,380 - Welcome aboard. - Hello, Captain! 354 00:14:10,415 --> 00:14:12,355 - How's everything going today? - My captain! 355 00:14:13,251 --> 00:14:14,751 Oh, my God. 356 00:14:14,786 --> 00:14:16,986 I feel like I was meant to be here. 357 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:18,655 To all my friends! 358 00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:20,156 Thank you, Captain. 359 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:21,424 We need you, too, right? 360 00:14:21,459 --> 00:14:22,684 - You're coming? - PILOT: Yes, ma'am. 361 00:14:22,694 --> 00:14:24,527 - SAM: Okay, thank God. - Yeah, but he can't drink. 362 00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:25,995 This is so hot! 363 00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:27,260 - I'm so excited. - (LAUGHS) 364 00:14:27,270 --> 00:14:29,639 Yes. Poppin' botties. 365 00:14:29,649 --> 00:14:32,268 Look at you on a plane. 366 00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:33,603 (SINGSONGY) Weekend away. 367 00:14:33,638 --> 00:14:36,339 You know, I could get used to this. 368 00:14:36,374 --> 00:14:38,675 - Mace, drink something. - Mace, come on. 369 00:14:39,529 --> 00:14:41,077 (PHONE VIBRATING) 370 00:14:41,112 --> 00:14:42,879 (SAM SIGHS) 371 00:14:42,914 --> 00:14:44,547 Hello? What? 372 00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:47,283 Mom, Bottle just told me they're fasting this weekend. 373 00:14:47,319 --> 00:14:49,752 They're not even going to feed me. 374 00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:52,747 Please, just let me stay in my own house. 375 00:14:52,757 --> 00:14:54,057 Frankie, give me a break. 376 00:14:54,092 --> 00:14:55,525 I had to find some place 377 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,393 to put all you guys for the weekend, okay? 378 00:14:57,429 --> 00:14:58,893 I'm on the plane. I'll call you when we land. 379 00:14:58,903 --> 00:15:00,209 - Is that Frankie? - Yes. Sorry. 380 00:15:00,219 --> 00:15:02,125 - Give me the phone. Gimme. - Oh, boy. 381 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:03,785 - Okay. All right. - Yes. 382 00:15:03,795 --> 00:15:06,224 Hey, Frankie. It's aunt Sun. 383 00:15:06,234 --> 00:15:09,772 Listen, your mom's on a trip now, okay? 384 00:15:09,808 --> 00:15:11,608 She is officially on a trip, 385 00:15:11,643 --> 00:15:13,443 so you can't talk to her anymore. 386 00:15:13,478 --> 00:15:16,145 So just be a big girl, 387 00:15:16,181 --> 00:15:18,114 and put your big boy pants on, 388 00:15:18,149 --> 00:15:21,371 and figure your stuff out, okay? 389 00:15:21,381 --> 00:15:22,508 (CHUCKLING) 390 00:15:22,518 --> 00:15:24,654 Okay. Love you. Thank you. 391 00:15:24,689 --> 00:15:26,256 (CHUCKLING) Oh, my God. 392 00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:27,657 - Nice. - Well done. 393 00:15:27,692 --> 00:15:29,325 Two days without kids. 394 00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:31,160 ALL: Yes! 395 00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:33,147 (ENGINE WHIRRING) 396 00:15:33,798 --> 00:15:35,765 - (PLANE RUMBLES) - Okay, I can't! 397 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:38,101 Okay, guys, this guy... this isn't gonna go up in the air. 398 00:15:38,136 --> 00:15:40,236 I swear to God, if it is, I'm going with it. 399 00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:41,671 Mace! No, no, no, look at me. 400 00:15:41,706 --> 00:15:43,806 - No, seriously. I'm not... - Calm your tits. 401 00:15:43,842 --> 00:15:46,242 - I really don't want to do it! - Calm your tits. Mace, Mace! 402 00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:48,244 (ALL TALKING OVER EACH OTHER) 403 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,946 PILOT: Everything okay back there? 404 00:15:49,981 --> 00:15:51,347 We're fine. We're fine. 405 00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:52,837 Open the door and let her out. 406 00:15:52,847 --> 00:15:54,584 Open the freaking door and let her out. 407 00:15:54,619 --> 00:15:56,085 I'm gonna actually drive there. 408 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:58,187 PILOT: Should we head back? 409 00:15:58,223 --> 00:15:59,622 MACY: You know what would be really nice? 410 00:15:59,632 --> 00:16:01,104 Is if everyone actually stop pacifying me. 411 00:16:01,114 --> 00:16:04,007 - Wait, Macy. - Seriously? 412 00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:06,629 SUNNY: Mace, honey, honey, come on. 413 00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:08,298 - SAM: Oh, are you okay? - Yeah. 414 00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:10,099 - Don't hit your head. - I'll see you there. 415 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,302 - I... Okay. - More champagne for us. 416 00:16:12,337 --> 00:16:14,370 I'll see you there. 417 00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:16,526 (MACY PANTING) 418 00:16:16,536 --> 00:16:18,708 - SAM: I love you. - (COUGHING) 419 00:16:19,426 --> 00:16:22,105 "Rolling Acres?" I mean, you know you are rich 420 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,748 when you get to name your home. 421 00:16:23,784 --> 00:16:26,718 Sunny, your boyfriend is stupid rich. 422 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:31,222 My home is called "House Full of Tiny Assholes with Vaginas". 423 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:32,691 - (LAUGHS) - Hey, guys, seriously, though, 424 00:16:32,726 --> 00:16:34,593 don't make bitchy comments about how rich he is 425 00:16:34,628 --> 00:16:35,927 every two seconds. 426 00:16:35,963 --> 00:16:38,063 Oh, no, he brought us here on a jet 427 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,077 because he's really very down-to-earth. 428 00:16:40,087 --> 00:16:41,588 I don't want him to feel weird. 429 00:16:41,598 --> 00:16:43,460 He is weird. Look at this place. 430 00:16:43,697 --> 00:16:48,306 (PLAYING MARIACHI MUSIC) 431 00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:54,456 - (MEN SINGING IN SPANISH) - (WOMEN CHATTERING QUIETLY) 432 00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:58,416 MARK: Welcome! 433 00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:02,554 Welcome, welcome. The long wait is over! 434 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,089 - My sunshine. - Hi. Okay, um... 435 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,924 (BOTH MOANING) 436 00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:08,460 - MARK: Wow. That was worth it. - (SUNNY GIGGLES) 437 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,095 Hmm. (KISSES) 438 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,896 I love it. 439 00:17:11,932 --> 00:17:13,331 Sounds so good. 440 00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:14,833 - SUNNY: You're hilarious. - Yes. 441 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:16,167 - Of course I am. - MARK: Oh, that's funny. 442 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,502 - SUNNY: Oh, my God. - Hello. Hi. 443 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,304 This is Tressa. It's a real pleasure. 444 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:20,845 - And Fancy. - Hi. Fancy. 445 00:17:20,855 --> 00:17:22,574 Fancy. Thank you for coming. 446 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,109 - Thanks so much. - Oh, sure, yeah. 447 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,510 - Sam. - Hi, Mark. 448 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,679 - Okay. Yeah. - Oh. All right. 449 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,514 Well, let's work our way in. Please. Please. 450 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,449 - TRESSA: Of course. - There's so much to do this weekend. 451 00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:32,930 - Ooh, are these new flowers? - Food and drink to eat. 452 00:17:32,940 --> 00:17:34,042 I love those. 453 00:17:34,052 --> 00:17:36,354 And I just, I recently renamed the house to Casa Sunny. 454 00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:37,989 - Just, let me... - Oh. Wow. 455 00:17:38,025 --> 00:17:40,158 Make some introductions here quickly. 456 00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:42,360 All right. Not much better looking than me, 457 00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:44,863 my brother Charles and his lovely wife Elize. 458 00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,097 ELIZE: Hi. 459 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,499 MARK: These two gentlemen back here, 460 00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:48,867 they tutor me in math. 461 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,420 (LAUGHTER) 462 00:17:50,430 --> 00:17:53,063 And you. I'd like you to meet somebody. 463 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,640 Just for a second, just meet a friend of mine. 464 00:17:55,676 --> 00:17:58,209 - O... kay. - Sam, this is Dalton. 465 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:01,313 Uh... 466 00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:05,067 Oh, you know what? 467 00:18:05,077 --> 00:18:08,573 Actually, I have to be right back. 468 00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:10,822 - Right back. - SUNNY: Sam, honey, what...? 469 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:13,558 One sec, Sun, because I think I forgot something 470 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,594 - in the-the golf cart thing. - Wait, Sammy... 471 00:18:15,604 --> 00:18:16,925 Hi. 472 00:18:16,935 --> 00:18:19,564 Is there any way you could, like, take me somewhere, 473 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,366 - really quick, if you don't mind? - Sure, yeah. 474 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:22,634 - Okay. - Where are we going? 475 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:24,302 You know, any... just not here. 476 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,337 Not here is good. Yeah. 477 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:28,740 (MARIACHI MUSIC CONTINUES) 478 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:29,941 (SIGHS) 479 00:18:36,473 --> 00:18:40,154 (MARIACHI MUSIC CONTINUES) 480 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:49,252 - I love the beach, I always... - Yeah. 481 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,863 - Why don't I live by the beach? - (CHUCKLES) 482 00:18:53,156 --> 00:18:54,332 Here we are. 483 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:56,735 - This is perfect. - (HAND BRAKE CRANKS) 484 00:18:56,770 --> 00:18:57,936 (GROANS) 485 00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:06,778 Thank you so much, Sanjay. 486 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,346 You're welcome. 487 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:09,748 Have a good baby! 488 00:19:09,783 --> 00:19:11,216 (CHUCKLES) Thank you. 489 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:13,785 ("RELEASE ME" BY CORRINA REPP PLAYING) 490 00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:31,569 (SIGHS) 491 00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:33,872 ? Release me ? 492 00:19:35,267 --> 00:19:39,294 ? From the pattern of electricity ? 493 00:19:41,194 --> 00:19:43,214 ? Save me ? 494 00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:49,228 ? From the weeping and the wailing ? 495 00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:51,856 ? I'm rising ? 496 00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:56,895 ? I'm rising ? 497 00:19:59,852 --> 00:20:01,833 ? I'm rising ? 498 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:06,337 ? I'm rising ? 499 00:20:10,311 --> 00:20:12,091 ? Wake me ? 500 00:20:13,662 --> 00:20:18,241 ? I'm in a force with all my mind ? 501 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:21,619 ? I'm gonna rise up before ? 502 00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,788 ? I die, I die ? 503 00:20:23,824 --> 00:20:25,623 ? I'm rising ? 504 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,929 ? I'm rising ? 505 00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:35,233 ? I'm rising ? 506 00:20:38,992 --> 00:20:40,499 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 507 00:20:40,509 --> 00:20:42,507 - Have a great day. - You have a nice day. 508 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:43,911 (CHUCKLES) Thanks, I will. 509 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:47,779 ? Sing a lullaby ? 510 00:20:50,195 --> 00:20:53,606 ? Let the lion lay down ? 511 00:20:55,222 --> 00:20:57,956 ? Your pulse is a song ? 512 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,014 ? I'm rising ? 513 00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,798 ? I'm rising ? 514 00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:08,613 (LAUGHS) Wow, Mom! 515 00:21:08,623 --> 00:21:10,360 You're such a... Geez! 516 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:11,836 (SAM LAUGHS) 517 00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:14,739 Can I keep this as my first car? 518 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:15,974 ? I'm rising ? 519 00:21:16,009 --> 00:21:17,514 We're not gonna keep this. 520 00:21:17,524 --> 00:21:19,244 I know, but how cool would it be, like, 521 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:20,578 driving to school in this? 522 00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:23,214 - Oh. - So cool. 523 00:21:23,224 --> 00:21:25,416 (ENGINE REVVING) 524 00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:32,390 Hi, baby. 525 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:33,758 Hi, babe. 526 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,264 Give me these and you go get in. 527 00:21:45,339 --> 00:21:50,995 ? ? 528 00:22:05,790 --> 00:22:09,727 ? ? 529 00:22:12,494 --> 00:22:15,533 ? Take the thorn out now ? 530 00:22:17,530 --> 00:22:20,702 ? Sing a lullaby ? 531 00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:25,376 ? Let the lion lay down ? 532 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,143 ? Your pulse is a song ? 533 00:22:31,952 --> 00:22:36,220 ? I'm in a force with all my mind ? 534 00:22:36,256 --> 00:22:39,590 ? I'm gonna rise up before ? 535 00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:41,626 ? I die, I die ? 536 00:22:41,661 --> 00:22:44,562 ? I'm rising ? 537 00:22:50,804 --> 00:22:54,420 ? Ooh, ooh, ooh ? 538 00:22:55,602 --> 00:22:59,298 ? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ? 539 00:22:59,308 --> 00:23:02,038 - Synced and corrected by AngMeng - - www.addic7ed.com - 540 00:23:02,088 --> 00:23:06,638 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35918

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